Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 470 w/ Chad Daniels
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- Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
- Pull your jeans up mommies! This week the mommies dive deeper into investigating crazy people on the internet. This lady pulls over a truck and starts spouting stuff about Jesus and the guy being dyslexic. What an insane position to be in. What would you do?
Next, Tom and Christina review the Ryan Gosling "First Man." It turns out they have the same issue with this movie: when does our hero go to the bathroom? When does our hero watch adult films? What happens to all his... fluids? Hollywood's really messing this all up, mommies.
Tom and Christina read a couple amazing fan emails beofr the one and only Chad Daniels joins them! Recently divorced, the main mommies do their best to find out what his new dalmatian wife will look/be like. Living in cold weather, Chad didn't realize dumb hot-weather women were an option for him... surprise!
We then venture off to discover Chad's taste in adult entertainment which is surprisingly vanilla. However, we had some mommies with disabilities sending emails following up on Josh Potter's segment, who let us know how un-vanilla "devotees" are.
Chad and Tom connect on their low resting heart rates, which makes them all decide to do the psychopath test together. Who is the most psycho out of all of them?
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Chad's standup makes me laugh more consistently than any other comic working today. Truly an underrated master of the craft
I didn't even know he existed but his skills are pretty good.
I listen to lots of comedy on Pandora, I've found Tom Segura, Chad Daniels, and other comedians that way...I highly recommend it
I guess I'm kinda randomly asking but do anybody know a good website to stream new movies online ?
Same his podcast is awesome
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Tom should do Drunk History
But he isint much a drinka
It should be on one of the historic years of the Florida State football program
+Dinopolese Sharkosaur AND Burnt Chrysler is SUPER fat and racist.
Listening to them talk about the moon landing is hard tbh. Tom didn't know about Apollo 1? Really? They don't have their jeans high and tight on this one.
Dunk history?
Christopher Hitchens is the author Tom was thinking of.
Could be Hume or Bertrand Russell
@@domclarke92 Not sure who Hume is but Russell didn't die of cancer. Hitchrns did. And religious folks tried taunting him about his fate but he never relented.
@@IvorKC3 Ah didn't realise he mentioned cancer, thought it was just a famous athiest. May well have been Hitch then if he said cancer.
I think it was Roland Bertram....
Ah, I made that up. I dont know literature. Stephen king? Me dumb.
Before anyone asks, they fixed the last two minutes of the podcast. The audio wasn't working properly in the first upload.
Try it out, mommies.
obbah1818 takes time to upload, usually give it 30 minutes to an hour and hd will be available
@@largehoman Oh ok
Why did they re-upload it?
Cool icon. I like yer ramen kitty.
i noticed the bad audio and clicked refresh and the video was gone lol
Welcome to the Thursday morning, just before Friday, Your Mom's House Podcast.
Cody Rocker you just combined my two favorite comedians in one you’re awesome
Cody Rocker Thursday night here and I’ve had my Benadryl and about to have moose soup for dinner
and IIIMMM just checkin on your dental hygiene
thanks you orange letter c
ZIP.......... RRRRRRRREEEEcrtr
High & Tight af. Loved this episode. Felt very pissed on and beaten
Ooohhh !!!
I would love to see Tom, Chad, Joe, Bert, and Dan Cummins together. MAKE IT HAPPEN!!
Dan always gets left out, such a shame
fuck yea!! motherfuckers sleep on dan cummins too!!
The world would end after that show
You guys got Chad Daniels to come? AMAZING!!!
Ronald Auguste in just four strokes!
Top Dog Reviews sounds so great! I would appreciate his honest, no bs opinion on new films.
I've been listening to Chad Daniels for years. It's awesome to see him on here 👍
Chad's standup specials are better than smoking meth with your brother.
I know man, i watched it and just could NOT believe how big my dick was.
johnny b it was great even with my neuropathy issues
I got there in 3 strokes during footprints on the moon!
Every joke made me shoot thick, hot white cum.
"pretty great, I don't know why you're all over him." I lost it
You can tell Chad is a true mommy. I enjoyed this episode a lot.
*smoke alarm ringing* ...**christine's irrationality intensifies**
dumb broad
It’s just what happens with old age
Tom should have slapped that phone out of her hand, it's not like fire is good at hiding itself -- with the smoke and flames and all. On another note, what kind of southern Californian pussy turns the heat on when it is 70 outside?
Chad looks like if Louis CK actually tried to not look gross
He does not look like him at all what lol
Yes! I was hoping I wasn't the only one who thought that
I think you're just talking about aging bearded white man.
I'm calling the cops Chad is BEAUTIFUL
Some truckers are indeed disgusting. A customer of mine works as a rig servicer and encountered a truck where the driver cut a hole in his cab floor so he could shit directly onto the freeway while driving. The underside of the truck was encased in shit, and needless to say the servicer refused to work on it.
Dark Diddler what an innovator
Whaaat the fuck
Hahahahaahhha
The design is all but flawless. Adding a drip like dropper would probably work best...
Can’t say they aren’t ingenious
I can't be the only one waiting on Chad to release "Get it, flip it, suck it, fuck it." Just the little snippet he gave us had my elbows over my shoulders.
Chad Daniels really should be famous. I hope he gets a Netflix special his standup is great. I think the reason he’s not as well known is that he live in Minnesota
Mommy Tina proves in back to back episodes that she is indeed The Water Champ with those gulps of water.
1:09:32 made me so happy. I get unnecessarily pissed when someone sneezes more than once. Laughed so hard at Christina’s reaction to it.
First Man was super realistic. I figure it must have been filmed on the same sound stage as the original moon landing.
Ayy lmao
Cuckoo cuckoo
Good mornin’ Juuullliaa! I wanna go full trottle witchu...
My flower...
Did Theo and Christina hook up on a real world/road rules challenge and that's why they won't have him on? The speculation is mounting.
he's an awful human being, that may be why
I had that thought a while ago actually. Or maybe something happened between them because Theo and ymh is the only combo I haven't seen yet
@@StanleyKubick1 How?
oooorrr... they just haven't had him on yet and there isn't a division at all...
@@akitmk nah, can't be that
I love that Tom is still cry-laughing about the guy getting hit by a car 😂
I've never laughed at the guy getting rammed into the wall, although I am with you on that about Tom going into hysterics every time. I kind of think the guy on the side is a little funny in a careless psycho way. -__-
you just call the fire department without even checking if theres a fire? ALRIGHT
1:43:38 Daniels fully noticing Segura is human garbage for the first time 🤣
I'm loving this Bruce Vilanch look that Christina is rocking.
I love how he still plays the Asian garage video today when years ago he acknowledged that he's played it so many times
Lol best story ever. "Showing Ellis the firetruck...look buddy the lights"
Rip Christopher Hitchens
Tom still laughs just as hard as he did the first time, when he sees the dude's legs get crushed by the car.
Takuma!
I´d love everything that involves Topdog!!
Hi mommies! I have no idea why I’m awake but now I gotta listen!
Scott Wakeling yeah I’d smell her farts
Hollie Forrest yup
“Duhh pretty girl pretty girl I can’t get my life.” Fuck, you guys are doing good. 🤦🏿♂️
Gulf City White Male “hurrr duuuur I’m dumb and gay” that’s you
that's so nice of you Jordan
you guys should get dan cummins on sometime
Hail nimrod!
I didn't know he was on bert"s podcast, not a fan of bert but I'll check it out for sure
@@robdela3632 hes been on the church with uncle Joey that's how I found out about him
@tavo lol actually listening right now saw it when I searched for the bertcast
Always gotta stop by at Your Moms House before I start the Thursday
The car revving after he hits the guy, always makes it funnier
"Right in between my shoulder blades he bunches up my shirt and twists it" I nearly spit taked a mouthful of man milk across my kitchen.
I did not know which way to look when I heard that. A bit of wtf doctor. Hahaha
spit tookened*
"So they can can pop a bone-bone and then squirt 'til sundown."😂
I've never laughed so hard in my life😂
1:42:24
I would go and visit my grandmother with dementia and was able to spend a lot of time around her here in town and the next over in her last years, and I'm super grateful for ANY story, it's honestly astounding how much better her and I both felt from the opportunity to visit any time.
The funny (short) story w/ my grandmother was how she said she hated citrus and especially lemon. She was the nicest lady, but she would ask a waiter to bring her another water "that has never had lemon in it" if there was any sign of lemon in her water when she got it (or anything).
One day my mother and I are visiting and trying to get her to focus so she could (try to) finish her dinner... Somewhere in the eating, she eats something with lots of lemon in it. My mom and I were shocked and I think we kind of alarmed my gma as she asked what was wrong.
We asked if she liked it and if she remembered that she "hated" lemon, she just shrugged it off.
Super small things, but they are worth fortunes when they pass.
I love Chad Daniels, and I think I only just started watching his stuff a month or two ago.
I discovered both Tom and Chad on pandora way back when. They're on each other's station. I've got all their bits memorized to the point of insanity.
Aw, dude. I forgot about pandora stand up. That service still available? It was a good way to discover new stuff
Got to have Chad Daniels back, he’s the best “if you know you know” comic that has a great podcast now called Middle of Somewhere with Cy Amundsen and they are hilarious. It would be so fun to have those two dudes on-peace love and laughter!
Minnesota Represent!
Kirsten's fourth wall break at 7:13 tho
The cuts to Christina just chugging water lmao
Tom said "Lizard Lot" but the saying is "Lot Lizard. As in a Parking Lot Prostitute. I heard a story from a trucker who saw one "Lot Lizard" climb out of a truck and squat down over a puddle of dirty, oily, water and cups the water in her hand to splash onto her dirty snatch to rinse it off for the next customer. Yuck.
ultranitro Holy fuck that is foul
TG1097 lmao
I heard of one at a Kentucky stop off 75 that kept a water bottle she would douche with after a few fellas.
@@vicaras1 at least it was bottled water! Yeah that's nasty. Lol
Well, guess I’m up til 3am now
Well, guess I'm up at 4am now, FUCK.....yes.
Ry Salts I know YMH podcast is an excellent was to pass some time
Chad Daniels is one of the FUNNIEST comedians out there, thanks for bringing him over Mommies. High and Tight!!
This guy is legit one of the funniest guests they've had on, I hope to see more if him.
Waterchamps don't drink filtered water. Get that Essentia crap out the mommies hands. Martin would be disappointed.
@ cool
@ and?
I am very disappointed..
Bertrand Russell's great deathbed "confession". When asked by an Italian priest if he had anything to confess, he said this: *"Yes, there is one thing. On one occasion I had a visit from the Emperor and the Pope simultaneously. I took them to the top of my tower to see the view, and I neglected the opportunity to throw them both down, which would have given me immortal fame."*
As an ex paratrooper myself I gotta say that video of that dude breaking his legs is terrifying to me as I've had a few bad landings myself. Makes me cringe Everytime because of the crunch and the visual. But...his screams are hilarious.
1:18:30 looks like nashvilles airport... That carpet is iconic
I love how Tom looked at his wife with shame eyes when he talked about his tickets sales in Fresno lol Human gang 🌸
I love that you guys cut to the ad where chad says “I started killing-“ 😂😂😂
Car crashes into a dude, "what was that?" Tom's wet dream.
Pretty much everything Chad said was hilarious! So much fun
I am so fkn confused as to what the beef between the mommies and Theo is. Like, how has he not been on here yet? Oh well. I guess we'll never know. Still love em both. High and tight AND GANG GANG
Its probably the LA joke
Probably all the loads he left on a young Christina P...
go do we know for a fact that they even crossed paths? This shit is driving me insane. I just need an explanation from some one
I mean Tom is one of Theo's bosses at All things Comedy, so they definately speak or see each other on occasion, plus the comedy store. But, they don't have to be friendly you know? They might not get along, or might not really talk much. I think the LA joke rubbed Theo the wrong way.
Probably because Theo got butthurt when Tom talked about Louisiana on his special lol
Is it just me or does Chad Daniels sound exactly like Russell Peters? I was in another browser tab when he first started talking and I was like WTF is Russell Peters doing on this episode.
Sounds like you guys have written episode 1 of the new show... Life happens... And makes for the best material!
12:00 is he talking about Hitchens?
No he is talking about Rick Sanchez,#fuckyougod
Is Rick Sanchez a famous writer? Always thought he is a fictional character in a cartoon.
@@PowerHouse1987 I believe he was talking about Hitchens..
Yeah, Hitch got esophageal cancer for blasphemy but yet he insists he blasphemes more with other organs
Did anyone else notice all the noise in the background of Jada pinkett Smith insta vid? Is all that dirt bikes or drones everywhere? Lol
Just a couple of four strokes rippin' around...
I was hoping for an incoming SCUD.
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52:48 mommy Christa tryna earn back that water champ title
Watched it again. All the people getting hurt videos do not make me laugh, but Chad's comments on them cracked me up XD
The TRUE water champ showing how its done at 52:52
Chadathy lmfao!!! At the end when they're saying bye
Great listen
The last 5 minutes were the best.
I'm so excited because I just bought my husband and I tickets to the January Houston show! I told my husband the other day, If Tom comes to Houston... We ARE going! I can't freakin wait!
"What a piece of shit, huh?"
"Ah- pretty great, I don't know why you're all over him."
That was great.
the way ted looked at Chad when he called him out on that wack top man o man LMAO that one was a low blow
Louie isn’t slick wearing that hat
Went and saw Chad in Tempe, AZ last night, awesome show!
dude I had a vasectomy and like none of that shit happened to me. No shaving, no cancer mention and definitely no thumb in the scrum
Yeesh...why cauterize your man's sack when menopause is literally around the corner?
Watching this in quarantine
I went on a camping trip and didn't shit for four days, it's not out of the realm of possibility that all the guys on the moon mission just didn't have to dook.
Damn Tina is chugging that water. True Water Champ.
Fake nuuuoooz
For top dog movie reviews, should have it animated like Tom's latest making a murderer clip. Still play it on the podcast and also release as a short video on the youtube channel for more revenue. The animation team did a great job, love to see more
God dam Jeans I just listened to all of Mr. Daniels albums. I will pay him when I get back to work. Because he is fucking hilarious. Almost ashamed of my self for not knowing who he was. The guys fucking brilliant
1:34:47 - I found out about the raised flag upside down as a sign of distress from the TV show "Shooter" on Netflix. Season 3 - Episode 1 - Backroads (24:40) - A main character is held captive, and when stopped at a gas station, finds a small decorative flag and places it upside down for the store owner to find.
Won't go into much detail for the sake of spoilers, but it's a cool series you should check out if you're into that type of show.
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS! This was driving me crazy!
tom is really ballin with that ferragamo polo
Christine saying "Sure" 7:13
in my opinion one of the most underrated comic and the only one comparable to louis ck.
My favorite comics havin a sit-down. Fucking dope.
I don’t work for 3 hours . I’m watching this twice
Rock on Tom, power to the lefty!😂 I never noticed before, but damn proud your on the team sir
Chad is a fuckin comedic genius one of the best podcasts ever!
Shout out to blueban for those shots of the main mommy chugging water
I want them to take the full sociopath test so we can see the results - Tom will most definitely score high.
The great Christopher Hitchens is the writer you're thinking of.
damn christine annoyed me in this episode, its not a good pomcast if i dont get frustrated with Christine's laugh or her stupid answers to play devils advocate, great episode! love you guys, wish i could watch you both do stand up in Halifax Nova Scotia, pot is legal here now, come try it out, peace jeans bye mommies
Do you really think it's playing devils advocate? I think she's just legitimately dense about a ton of topics.
She says how she likes having money, Tims money. Her comedy is cringeworthy
Chad Daniels is great, seen him in person before. I haven't seen him in a while and didn't recognize him with his beard - is it weird I thought he looks like B-Real from Cypress Hill with the beard?
That bearded maniac's banshee scream scared the absolute SHIT out of me
Love Chad! Bring him back on, mommies.
I am so happy that I get to see mommy at the Cherokee Casino in West Siloam, Oklahomo!!
Chad Daniels sounds like russel peters
They put it back right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now
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“Blowin Big Farts 💨” and “I Accidentally Overdosed” drops need to become YMH staples immediately... I mean they already kinda are
Dave Koffee what is the name of that video??