HOW TO MAKE GIYU FLUSTERED IN FIVE EASY STEPS step one: interrupt his meditation step two: annoy him step three: get him to pin you down step four: smooch him until he can’t breathe step five: roll out of his grasp because your a flexible little squirt-
@@AmilaKaric She gave me the most disappointing glare ever the worst part is the fact that I was caught another time watching something similar on my tv 😭
Giyuu: Don’t move or I’m pinning you to the ground! Me: Be my bad boy! 💃🕺💃🕺 My bestie: Be my man 💃💃💃 Satan: Be my weekend lover🕺🕺🕺 All: BUT DON’T BE MY FRIEND 🕺💃🕺💃🕺
me: giyuu im borde giyuu: ok but you iterrupting me me: i don`t care i want to hug you and cuddel you giyuu: that it ( pins you down) me yay now you mine 😊
“Don’t get yourself killed” Me:*steals Muratas plot armor* (HOW DID HE LIVE THAT LONG THROUGH THE INFINITY CASTLE BRO LIKE FR FR HE HAS MORE PLOT ARMOR THAN TANJIRO😭)
"This is giyuu" "Giyuu loves his personal space😊" "Listener also loves his personal space" "AND KISSING HIM AND GETTING UNDRESSED!" me:😮😮😮 GIVE ME KISSES NOWWW!
Me who is just scrolling down: "Hmm...What to watch- What to wa-" Me when this vid popped out of nowhere: 0.o . . . . . Are u kidding me- Edit: 4:43 Me trying not laugh: "PFFT- I did not laugh wdym?"
"This is Giyuu"
"Giyuu loves his personal space"
"This is listener"
"Listener also loves Giyuu's personal space
🤣🤣🤣
girl help i can't breathe
this is so true
LOL 😂
yup
Giyuu: 😊
Giyuu mimicking shinobu: 👹
Giyuu right after:☺️
Fr
Fr
HOW TO MAKE GIYU FLUSTERED IN FIVE EASY STEPS
step one: interrupt his meditation
step two: annoy him
step three: get him to pin you down
step four: smooch him until he can’t breathe
step five: roll out of his grasp because your a flexible little squirt-
how did u know ( the last one)
@@the_horror_child I just know 😙
Damn
I have you figured out
Oh ok 👀
" Inhale, exhal-h-h-H-HEY What are you doing?! "
Its 1:00 in the morning- i cant laugh too hard 💀
the 'what are you doing.' sounded so annoyed and tired of us 😭
@@alyakhq I am annoyed
@@thismightbeviolet well damn i apologise 😭
lmao
@@thismightbeviolet wait a minute wut is muichiro doing here🤨📸
Me: *calm while listening to this audio*
Ad: “THERE ARE 8 PLANTS IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM! COME ON AND LISTE-“
Me: AHH WTF *falls out of bed*
There is only 8 plants in the whole universe???
My life has been a lie, after all this time, I knew those fake plants were made of macaroni 😡
plants 💀
@@SLEEPYMEH he meant planets but that works too
this comment and reply section is so funny 💀
@@midnightskies19 the macaroni is here😡😡 we must save food and drink our own blood
Giyuu:Stop trying to cuddle me let me meditate!
Me:NO BITCH I WANT MY CUDDLES!!
Ong😭
FR YUMMERS
Girl same
He seems like he would give nice hugs, probably not very flashy ones but comforting ones!
Why so aggressive..?
“ no demon will ever hurt us”
Me:” damn straight because they know that whatever is in here is worse that what’s out there 😊”
giyu: what are you doing..?
me: angering you because i'm bored and sick
21:40
HELP I WAS TRYING NOT TO LAUGH BECAUSE IT IS 3 AM RN-
SAME
WHY IS IT SO FUNNY-
Same😂
IT WAS FUNNY AS FUCK
THAT CAUGHT ME OFF SO BAD 💀🤣
"Stop trying to cuddle me I'm trying to meditate"
But I'm needy
giyuu: so whats up
me: i missed you :]
giyuu: i missed you too
HOLD UP IVE DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GONNA
I
HUH
Giyuu:Just breathe..
Listener:HEY HEY HE-
Giyuu:*throws slipper*
Lmfao also hi kokushibou lemme go summon douma and akaza now
😂😂
@@Sapphire-k2bnow all we need is Douma
@@Akaza-upper-3welcome
"What are doing now what on earth are you doing now?"- giyu tomioka ☺️
WHEN HE WAS MIMICKING SHINOBU I STARTED TO LAUGH HARD
Edit: Wow 10 likes :D
This made my stress go down instantly!!!!! And holy hell my dad walked in and my headphones disconnected, i am so glad for ads
omg your so lucky!😂
Boo is lucky 💀 I wasn't so lucky listening to a certain audio and my mum walked in. My airpods died but I still wanted to listen 🙃
the mom:wtf my child😃
@@AmilaKaric She gave me the most disappointing glare ever the worst part is the fact that I was caught another time watching something similar on my tv 😭
@@BunnBonn 😂😂😂
21:40 Tomioka slayed the shinobu impression
Frrrrr😂
ong
Damn strait 😌
fr!
Umm, the real distraction here is the title and the picture But yeah Imma distract you cause I’m needy 😃
exactly 💯
And clingy
@@blackscorpion4053 exactly U.U
Yes
Exactly 😘
40 minutes?! your so kind morphy
I'm a simple gal. I see "pins you down", I click.
Same
Same 😀
Same
for real, i was like *mischeviose music commences*
Same
Giyu:oh no I’m starting to sound like rengoku
Me:Hi Rengoku~
Giyu:huh?
Me:just kidding!
🤨📸💅🏽
When-?
@nezuko9020 WHAT ARE U DOING HERE?
@iguroobanai6735 don't you hate him? What are you doing here? 👁👅👁 😺📸
@@Literally_Fizzaroli shhh
Giyuu: my eyes may be closed but put your clothes back on please
Me fr: I CUDDLED HIM WITH NO CLOTHES!!
Fr
AT 21:32 SHINOBUS VOICE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHA OMG LOLLOLOL SEE FOR URSELF
Him: "what are you doing?" Me currently: *dancing + doing hip thrusts*
ima dance with you 🕺
@@myintrestispiqued yass 🕺🏻🕴🏻🕺🏻🕴🏻🕺🏻🕴🏻
Mind if I join? 👘🕴🏼💃
@ Uchicha Akucho Mind if I join? 👘🕴🏼💃
@@uchihaakucho3507 can i join? 💃🏼🕺🏼💃🏼🕺🏼💃🏼
4:44
G: ''Inhale. exhal-h-hey! What are you doing?''
Me: How tf is eating salsa and chips that distracting?
G: "What are you doing?"
Me: IM EATING!
He wanted some too
Fr😂😂
Giyuu: “ I’m on top of you~ what are you gonna do? “
Me: “ Nothing👹
🧍 “
Me: I will kick you to space giyuu💢💢
Yup
Naddadam thing
@@memesyeyyo2962 it’s around 36:39
Nvm I'll get off...
36:40
Here you all go ;)
GOD BLESS U
@@muichirou4765 SHINOBU?!???!
@@lyrebird2491 I AM SHINOBU’S TWIN
@@muichirou4765 UHHHHHUUUHHHH
You are flamboyant!!
Why is he is so cute!! His voice!!💙💙💙😵💫😵💫😵💫
Giyu: did you make it with love?
Me: Yes, I put my blood, love, sweat, into making this snack SO EAT IT!
Whole coochie
You put ur blood?
@@Dubzeyy_9 it’s a joke-
That’s what I’m thinking now lol
i thought you were gonna say coochie-
Giyuu: Don’t move or I’m pinning you to the ground!
Me: Be my bad boy! 💃🕺💃🕺
My bestie: Be my man 💃💃💃
Satan: Be my weekend lover🕺🕺🕺
All: BUT DON’T BE MY FRIEND 🕺💃🕺💃🕺
Mhmhmhm mhmhmhm (i never knew that Satan likes Tomioka-San)
@🦋 プラチ 🦋 mhmhmhm?!(Shinobu-Chan why are you here?!)
@🦋 プラチ 🦋 mhmhmhmhmhmhm (it was a dare from Zenitsu-Kun)
@🦋 プラチ 🦋 mhmhmhm (yeah)
me reading this all wholesome then there is just satan
Giyuu-*trying to meditate
Me on my way to annoy him-OH GIYUUU
2 Giyu asmr vids in a row?!
Morphy ur spoiling us ;-;
Can u pls do a "giyu wishing us a happy birthday"
agreed-✨✨✨✨💅💀
I love that idea! My birthday is soon anyways so it’d be perfect timing
@@wizztea6903 me to tbh
@@wizztea6903 mines on the 28th apparently
@@kibutsujirui5710 mines the 24th
40 MINUTES !!!? OMG ♥️♥️♥️
YESSS 💅💅💅💅✨✨✨✨
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 ✨✨✨✨✨
IKR
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 MUZAN??? WHY ARE YOU HERE
@@P13rce_m4_v3iL hello.
3:50 that was /not/ what I was expecting 🗿✌🏼
XD
im just in my pj, while doin homework... and i searched the whole comment section to look for this type of comment
@@myintrestispiqued 💀💀
@@myintrestispiqued It took me 2 scrolls
"Inhale, ExheALLL What are you doin?" 😭😭💀💀
Omg morphy worked so hard on this and there is not even 900 likes- I almost spit my cereal out when I saw it was 40 mins I love you morphy marry me
Hello Zenitsu-kun ^^ I see that you have no intrest in me now 😊
How are you talking Nezuko you have a bamboo in your mouth •~•
@@Kazoo_the_Kaze nezuko its not what it looks like i was hacked i swear 😭
@@zenitsuagatsuma2203 since when do you children listen to this 😨
@@Simply_N_X3 Ikr Mitsuri-chan I dunno how this 15 yr old listen to this
NOT THE PART WHEN HES MOCKING SHINOBU THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SPONGE BOB 🥲
Giyuu:My eyes may be closed but please put our clothes back on
me:No😘
Giyuu saying my eyes may be closed but put your clothes back on made me scream IWE HAS NO CLOTHES ON?
Mui u got undressed FOR HIMM?!?!?
Your 14!!!!
@@JUPI_CORE I WAS OUT OF CHARACTER 😭😭
@@Fruityvale thank u for making my day. I’ve never laughed
That hard
@@JUPI_CORE HAHA OFC😭🙏🙏
His voice tho 🤭💟.😭
Me through the whole video: FOCUS TOMIOKA.. FOCUS TOMIOKA.. FOCUS TOMIOKA-
wha?
@@myintrestispiqued i talk to the screen☺👍
Rengoku-? What are you doing here-?
@@Local_loser420 its Aizawa now:)
@@goofy_ahh100 lmao I see, my character was eri but my sisters changed it, I’m thinking of changing it back
Giyuu: I like it when you make things with love..
Me: so what bout my-Neverminddddd- Edit:
Comments:What do you mean by that?
nah 💀
@@SLEEPYMEH lmaoooo-
oh sh-
AY- wdym by dat?
@@nezukokamado4684 UHHH-DON'T WORRY ABOUT ITTTTTTTTTTTT-
10:43 don’t mind me I’m just saving my spot😅
giyu: ima pin you down and make you sweat
me:I VOLENTIER!
giyu: just kidding, im not like you
me: how did he-
Me being the annoying little bitch that I am.
Me:It suits me perfectly
Same
All the ways you can think probably
Damn girly
@Alice_😁 omg besties
@Alice_😁 yuhhhhhhhh
LMAO 🤣
4:44-
hyuck hyuck
*holy fuck*
“HeYyYyY wut ya doin-“
@@Emxtional_alphbetsoup I found that oddly attractive 😭
"got any apples?"
I swear u the only giyu I simp for he so soft 💓
I couldn’t relate-
@@guadalupesalgado4686 why?? cuase u have oth-
@@myintrestispiqued as in I do
i simp for 2 one is giyu the other kyojurou
@@justine9516 ... I can relate
giyyu :Yeah I’m kinda hungry rn.. me: wanna eat me ou--
my jaw dropped
BRO WHY WAS I THINKING THE SAME THING
i keep falling asleep to this one
Stop tryna cuddle me I wanna meditate. And now your kissing me ill kiss you later :Me NO NOW BABY
“You really love to distract me”
Me: yes because i want attention
This is the thing that makes me sleep
"Alr that's it I-ive lost focus I've lost contraction"
21:40 OMG I'm trying so hard not to laugh cause its late at night, aaah its so funnyyyyy
"and make you sweat"
Me:n-nani?
SAME LOL
@@the_horror_child 💗let's be besties
I fell asleep listening to this
That wing (like, eyeliner looking wing) is sharper then the good-at-kickball-kid's smooth ahh catches.
👀
@@elizabethafton3745 LIZ WHAT U DOING HERE 🤨 ur brothers are fighting aren't they -_-
@@the_horror_child idk why I’m here I’m in my anime faze, lol and ya my brothers are fighting 🤭
@@elizabethafton3745 lol same the anime part
@@the_horror_child :)
Inhale.... exalaALEEHEHE 4:42
😂
40 mins?!?! I've been blessed 🛐
This is so amazing I can't .😩🖐
Same
Same
Same
36:16 he weirdly sounds like gyutaro
OMW HE DOES
bro I really want him to do a gyutaro asmr after hearing that it would be so good
HE REALLY DOES-
Gyutaro is #4 on my simps list and is very hot so I'm not complaining~
@@wh0re_for_dottoreHe's done a couple I think- er someone has at least
me: giyuu im borde
giyuu: ok but you iterrupting me
me: i don`t care i want to hug you and cuddel you
giyuu: that it ( pins you down)
me yay now you mine 😊
Please 💀🤣 " oh no I think I'm starting to sound like rengoku"
Wait Rengok-San why are you here?!
@@Kazoo_the_Kaze bro u stalking me or something 💀☹️
@@random12380 tf
@@random12380 haha....
Wait aren’t you dead???
hi rengoku
Giyu: My eyes my be closed,but put you're clothes back on
Me: *spits out water* What the fu- did i heard thet right?!?
😳Giyu-
Morhpy...Thank you😭✨
Nezuko 😨
@@random12380 Nezulo?
Rengoku?
@@Trans_icon uh hi!
@@random12380 Why are you watching this 🤨🤨🤨🤨
@@Trans_icon because I can 😻😸
You earned a new sub!
WHAT KIND OF FOOD IS THIS MAN EATING!?!?!? LIKE SOME EXTRA CHEESEY MAC N CHEESE LIKE DUDE CALM IT WITH THAT:-7
When he is eating the food it sounds like he's eating something else 😳😳😳😳😂
Who mentioned anything about food? 😏
IK I HAD TO SKIP THAT PART I HAVE A HUGE PET PEEVE FOR THAT🤮🤮
“Don’t get yourself killed”
Me:*steals Muratas plot armor*
(HOW DID HE LIVE THAT LONG THROUGH THE INFINITY CASTLE BRO LIKE FR FR HE HAS MORE PLOT ARMOR THAN TANJIRO😭)
Me who just wants to nap because he got mad at me once and will just let him do his think since it’s rare that I get peace like that
who?
"This is giyuu"
"Giyuu loves his personal space😊"
"Listener also loves his personal space"
"AND KISSING HIM AND GETTING UNDRESSED!"
me:😮😮😮 GIVE ME KISSES NOWWW!
Getting on my knees omggggggg
dirty mind song is really intense rn 😳
Twining rn 😭😭😭😭
I like your asmr your giving while eating! 😭 😺
Since he's pinning me down I guess I have to end this.....💢 *DOMAIN EXPANSION*
This picture doesn't faze me 😒🍹
Can you come pick me up at school?
I have been waiting for 5hours and some guy tried to take me already and now I'm hungry
@@Anikokitsuna56 oh um uh ok...I'll pick u up *confused asf*
@@LadyAkaza thank you🥺
@@LadyAkaza how's life?
Jujutsu kaisen or something else
10:21 is he eating us 0ut or smth..
Is he douma or giyuu when I heard that- 💀
@@_yuki_mochi_6841 SHINOBU?!
@@MitsuriKanrojiil MITSURI????
@@G0t_S1lly I CAN EXPLAIN
@@MitsuriKanrojiil u really can’t😃🖐
"I'm a hungry boy wait I said I'm hungry I am hungry" giyuu
Me who is just scrolling down: "Hmm...What to watch- What to wa-"
Me when this vid popped out of nowhere: 0.o . . . . . Are u kidding me-
Edit: 4:43
Me trying not laugh: "PFFT- I did not laugh wdym?"
What else crazy. Gyiuu: I'm a hungry clingy boy.
*chokes on green tea*
*chokes on air*
*fell from the chair*
(*and in this time*)
(*i made a perfect rhyme*)😃
I am also indeed an ✨IDIOT✨
@@myintrestispiqued yes u did
My question is HOW IN THE NAME OF THOR DID HE KNOW I WAS CHANGING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
IDK, I WAS ALSO FHANGING WHEN I HEARD THAT LOLLLL-
@@KyokasWorld TANJIRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE I mean I know I’m Zenitsu’s sister BUR STILL
@@Isabelle_Holloman UHHHHHH- COULD I NOT ANSWER THAT?
@@KyokasWorld You don’t have to as long as you don’t tell Zenitsu I’m here ok
@@Isabelle_Holloman uhhhhh, I can’t promise that but I will try.
…daddy? sorry. ＤＡＤＤＹ？ sorry 👀
WAIT WHAT 😦
@@tomiokagiyu4325 nothing…👀
@@Sachimoto_san u sure bro?
@@tomiokagiyu4325 yes, I’m definitely sure👀
@@Sachimoto_san okay then-
Aggressive yawn 🥱🤣
21:40
I cant 💀🤚
I am rolling around in my bed laughing 💀
Same!!
Genya are you in love with giyuu or something?
@@Mui91927 No I was going through Sanemi’s phone
@@A-Fontaine-otter dang so this must mean sanemi is in love with giyu
@@Mui91927 I guess so
28:44
Not me biting the inside of my lip so hard that I start bleeding 😅
did it taste good or was it expired
BRO I GOT BUTTERFLYS 🤭 I WAS SOO RED
the yawns i cant
Me using sonics voice
“GOTTA GO FAST… To simp this fine man AND TO EAT THIS MAN CHILI DOGS”
🤠 pardon thy French
Where did you get that chili dog sonic?
🤣🤣
This feels like me being tanjiro just saying GIYUU-SAN...
After watching that, I died.
And the loving memory of myself of dying from nose bleed, heart attack and simpin too hard
Mitsuri?? Why are you here???!?🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Rengoku-San Mitsuri-Chan what are you guys doing here?
@@Kazoo_the_Kazelol nezuko-Chan wat r u doing here this isn’t of-13
@@thismightbeviolet WAIT WAIT WAIT WAITTOMIOKA-SAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!??!
@@queencheesecake0185 in human years I am 14
3:47
Ayoo wha-??! 😳😳😳😳
How to kiss giyuu instantly
step 1. say english or spansih
step 2.kiss him🤣😄😍
The picture I- also two Giyuu vids in a row wow
Mhmhmhhmhmhmm?!?!(Y/n-San Why are you here?!?!)
@@Kazoo_the_Kazedon’t worry about that dear😅
@@Kazoo_the_Kazehi nezuko lets be friends and make unusually tiny cats out of yarn
@@Kanaka-pt9gz ok.!
My dad came in-
Oh no-
OH SHIT
Oh fuck are u dead my dear?
@@theanimeandfnafsblover1792 no I'm fine 😃
Are u dead 😰
Giyuu: What are you doing right now??
Me: Calling my therapist😭 she'll know what to do.
😇 I don't mind getting pinned down by this man
@Alice_😁 uh no I'm dead duh 😇
@Alice_😁 uhhhh
@@sabitotheking1056 cus you’re not dead right …
@@insectpillar_shinobu744 I'm dead
@@sabitotheking1056 sure …
Can y'all just let me meditate in peace
(Edit: I just got married)
Nope😌👍
@@Neon_wolfie yes
Marry me please
🥺
@@Mr.Banana88
Will I be able to meditate in peace?
@Giyuu.10 how long does your meditation go?
4:43
U relistened this wondering wat we did 😏
io was confused was he eating us or an actual snack?
That is actually a good question...
Nah but fr tho
10:48 - 11:00
Umai….😭
21:40 - 21:47
love him
Idc if you’re meditating I’m clingy