is that you? are people just laughing because they think they should? that was terrible. what the hell! ok, I watched it again, it was better the second time. but I'm still confused
I'm pretty sure we're missing a lot of context here... Like, hello? This... -could?- be funny? But... it's just not without context. Delete this video JJ Liberman. Ya failed.
This video was too long. Halfway through it, I got hungry so I left it playing and went to the kitchen to fix myself a sandwich. But then I found out that I'm out of mayonnaise so I went to a store. There, I saw the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my whole life. But I'm a really shy person so I took up a three-year personality development course so I could introduce myself. She was very friendly and all, but unfortunately, she had a boyfriend. So I said, all good, I'm a mature person. I wanted the best for her and I harbored no illusion that I am the best person for her and she seemed happy with her boyfriend, so I didn't bother her anymore. But we kept in touch and we became friends and I got over my crush on her. Then she broke up with her boyfriend, we drank some alcohol because of it. I told her she'll be fine and I wished her well. I still think she's the most beautiful woman in the world, but like I said, I am over my crush on her. It was like five years already since I first saw her. Besides, I am quite happy with the friendship I developed with her. It was more important than a crush. So we kept hanging out, drinking, having coffee, and all. I had a girlfriend, she started dating other guys. My girlfriend wanted to live some other life without me in it, so I said, "Okay, I want the best for you and I want you to pursue your happiness." My lady friend and I drank alcohol about it, and she gave me the same advice I gave her when she was in that position and I became okay with the breakup immediately. But we were really drunk, so she spent the night in my apartment. I only have one bed, so you know what that means: She took the bed and I slept on the couch. But on the couch, I really can't sleep. Something was bothering me. So I tossed and turned for about three hours, then I finally couldn''t take it anymore, I stood up and went straight to my room where she's sleeping. I approached the bed, gently sat on it and I reached for her shoulder to pull her closer to me. She stirred and woke up. She asked what's up. I told her, "you know, the first time I saw you, I was watching a video and left it playing to get myself a sandwich then went to the store to get some mayo then I got so distracted by life that I forgot to finish the video." She said, "You know what, I've been wondering about a weird noise in your night drawer." So we opened that drawer, and lo and behold, there's my phone and this video still has two minutes of play time on it.
Lol, you must not know the difference between support and criticism. Your method is lazy because you resort to using profanity like a degenerate to try to get laughs. People who laugh at shock comedy are imbeciles.
male verson of amy schumer.
I look better in a leather dress
Ouch
Now that is vicious
Total low blow
@@JJLiberman shut the fuck up Amy
your name should be karen not mike.
@@robertprentsen2644 im a person of color you racist!!
Scream, shout, swear, always guaranteed to make dumb people laugh
Appreciate the support, please share vid
@JustinBieber suck me off
buzz off bieber boy go back to shopping with your mom at target 😂😂😂😂
@@robertprentsen2644 😀
Yup
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
the walk off was pretty hilarious actually
LOUD NOISESSSSS
Lol i love lamp
Anger can be highly effective in comedy when properly channeled. But this guy was just angry with no comedy. He needs therapy, not a stage.
Dumb humor at its finest n ig I'm an idiot this low key had me dead
That was halarious. Like my angry friend who rants about everything. I laugh for hours
What is he so annoying for?
Because its funny dude.
@@robertprentsen2644 ehh
that walk off was great
when i was free as a comedian
Comedian bombs at drunks then delusionally posts video
That's a joke right?
Nothing says”I have a tiny D” more than Yelling “He probably has a Big D”
_How to die alone,chapter two
is that you? are people just laughing because they think they should? that was terrible. what the hell! ok, I watched it again, it was better the second time. but I'm still confused
ahaha
Are you kidding? That was GREAT
Super gay flex but go off
Buh brought me her 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm pretty sure we're missing a lot of context here... Like, hello? This... -could?- be funny? But... it's just not without context.
Delete this video JJ Liberman. Ya failed.
I just love him
This video was too long. Halfway through it, I got hungry so I left it playing and went to the kitchen to fix myself a sandwich. But then I found out that I'm out of mayonnaise so I went to a store. There, I saw the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my whole life. But I'm a really shy person so I took up a three-year personality development course so I could introduce myself. She was very friendly and all, but unfortunately, she had a boyfriend. So I said, all good, I'm a mature person. I wanted the best for her and I harbored no illusion that I am the best person for her and she seemed happy with her boyfriend, so I didn't bother her anymore. But we kept in touch and we became friends and I got over my crush on her. Then she broke up with her boyfriend, we drank some alcohol because of it. I told her she'll be fine and I wished her well. I still think she's the most beautiful woman in the world, but like I said, I am over my crush on her. It was like five years already since I first saw her. Besides, I am quite happy with the friendship I developed with her. It was more important than a crush. So we kept hanging out, drinking, having coffee, and all. I had a girlfriend, she started dating other guys. My girlfriend wanted to live some other life without me in it, so I said, "Okay, I want the best for you and I want you to pursue your happiness." My lady friend and I drank alcohol about it, and she gave me the same advice I gave her when she was in that position and I became okay with the breakup immediately. But we were really drunk, so she spent the night in my apartment. I only have one bed, so you know what that means: She took the bed and I slept on the couch. But on the couch, I really can't sleep. Something was bothering me. So I tossed and turned for about three hours, then I finally couldn''t take it anymore, I stood up and went straight to my room where she's sleeping. I approached the bed, gently sat on it and I reached for her shoulder to pull her closer to me. She stirred and woke up. She asked what's up. I told her, "you know, the first time I saw you, I was watching a video and left it playing to get myself a sandwich then went to the store to get some mayo then I got so distracted by life that I forgot to finish the video." She said, "You know what, I've been wondering about a weird noise in your night drawer." So we opened that drawer, and lo and behold, there's my phone and this video still has two minutes of play time on it.
My guy
thanks brother!
The wit on display in this video is astounding.
How have I only just discovered this guy he's a genius 😂😂😂😂
To each his own bro.
"The Room" of comedy.
Holy shit, what an ending. Your combination of stage presence and perfect timing is killer.
still loving the content
ty brother!!
is this a coming out thing??
Coke rage
only the best
haha im your 1k sub
Someone should tell him to quit 😂
GODDAMN GENIOUS!!! WHO IS THIS GUY?
Holy shit that was fuckin golden!
There must be a new drug out....phew
Definitely coked out
always on stage
I miss going to the amateur night at Yuk Yuk's in Toronto and watching the people who didn't remember to write a set.
Thanks for the support! Im headlining in January if you would like to check out a full set
That was actually funny as fuck. I despise all stand up too. I know cock , what a line haha . Who’s the comedian
Wtf is wrong with this guy? Was that supposed to be comedy?
This is a character Nic Croll would play
Hey atleast he is original!
Well atleast we know he’s not funny
Usless
wtf is this?
Idk I thought it was funny
That was weird
This was obnoxiously unfunny
JAJAJAJAJAJA
Shit.
Its like watching a trainwreck crash into a mental breakdown. Even if that was planned it was terrible.
they actually checked me into a psyc ward after this set for 12 months - no empathy- im SICK
@@JJLiberman empathy about you posting a video that says you get booed off stage because you bombed in the title? No.
weird
-chris- thanks !!
I don't care what anyone says, this is hilarious.
did you poop your pants big old grandma
@David Sanchez i just made it up
Weird dude
lol, nice! fuck 'em!
XD hilarious :DDDD keep it up bro :) !!!!!
mo'ass
Lazy
Thanks for the support Guy!
Lol, you must not know the difference between support and criticism. Your method is lazy because you resort to using profanity like a degenerate to try to get laughs. People who laugh at shock comedy are imbeciles.
@@JJLiberman go poop yo pants big old grandma
Are you a comedian dude? LOL shut up no one cares about what some soy boy millennial thinks.
@David Sanchez bamos a caca en tu eres buena Vista oye que te mambo en la computadora
This is the hardest I've laughed in 6 months
haha, thanks
That isn't good.
You probably thought Disaster Movie was the funniest thing ever...
Goddam that was funny man
cheers!
Cringe
Best in the US
If this was the best the US has to offer then the US is in desperate need of new talent.
Why does every single bad comedian video I look up have people in the comments saying “that was funny to me” what the fuck are y’all sniffing
THEY SNIFFING THE JJ GLUE PLAYBOY!!!!
also you got more down votes than upvotes on your comment, we got something in common
Ive had deaths of loved ones that were funnier than this. For the sake of any good thats left in humanity, never attempt comedy again.
I'm sorry to hear about their passing. my condolences
Pretty funny material
that will make other comedians hate you..,
But you probably already know that...
MAGA
The Big F U yeah cuz being a trump supporter will get you a ton of friends.....
DAVID...
You are correct...
You are wise...