@@EqazeHQ I can't explain it any simpler, apart from saying that Jeremy implies he doesn't have more than 1 friend, so he can't make use of his second phone a friend as you would need at least 2 friends. If you still don't understand, then I don't know what to say.
@@Philljag caught him twice with the same woman, first time Jeremy persuaded him not to print by using the impotence excuse, when Piers got hold of the second set of pics he ran the story front page. Can't blame Clarkson for rattling him lol
@Adam A-K I don’t think we’ll ever truly know both sides of that story. I mean the amount those three were making and the popularity of the programme I can’t see him throwing it all away over the lack of a hot meal.
@@robsmithracing Yeah I'd agree that there was a lot of underlying issues here. People with as much on the line as Clarkson wouldn't throw it all away over a single incident.
@@robsmithracing Oh come on, not this again. Are people really this much of an apologist over nothing. You don't have to love him that much, you really don't. I probably laughed at his jokes more than you but I have a moral compass. Do you assault your Boss?
That shows Jeremy's level of unprofessionalism to be honest. Can't even put on a good show for the cameras... Piers was willing to laugh at their dispute... Jeremy took it so seriously... To be honest , piers made himself look better in this than Jeremy did
Jeremy has strong opinions on subjects that he knows what he’s talking about. And if he’s talking about something he doesn’t know, he just mocks about and tries to be right but he knows he isn’t. People now days cannot stand people like that cause these days people prefer agreeable fools and fake manners than disagreeable smart people who are genuinely nice.
@@sho942000 Put aside your thoughts on her royal status. He said he didn't believe that she was suicidal as she admitted to having felt previously. That in itself is a very dangeous allegation to throw around, that is that she has lied. That statement can affect people who watch and do have suicidal thoughts. The fact he's called someone a liar might make them think people will call them liars, so rather than getting help they kill themselves.
Pythagorus' Theorem states that "in a right angle triangle, the square on the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides. (The circumference of a circle is 3.1416 times it's diameter!)
Whoever's idea this was, is a genius. Two anti-snowflake, not-afraid-to-speak-their-mind guys who absolutely hate each other😂😂, perfect ingredients for comedy.
"They do say that if you wait by the riverbank long enough, the bodies of your enemies will come floating by...yours has just bopped past me." has to be one of the most epic ways to tell someone they done fucked up I've ever heard!
Clarkson is not only a great TV presenter, he's an excellent journalist and programme maker. His documentaries are simply superb, especially the military and historical ones.
@@geejaybee he is literally the opposite of Morgan, no wonder they hate eachother. Maybe Morgan took it a bit far sending photographers to take pictures of his kids in swimsuits.
@@DifficultFlannel I'm glad you got in there with the "literally" bit, I was going to do it. I hate that epidemic of the word lately... it seems like (literally) everyone is saying it.
@Marin Zovko they are F1 legends but that's a silly comment. There are stats in F1 so we can objectively say whether someone is the greatest ever. The fact that Senna was tragically killed or Schumacher went into a coma is completely independent of their driving talent. I don't think Hamilton is as much of an icon as the other two but the stats speak for themselves, and until someone new comes along, he's the best driver ever
any program... the apprentice.. An interesting one was Piers Morgan and Alistair Campbell on something like big brother.. I saw that.. It was good. Both very intelligent.. Alistair Campbell is extremely intelligent even more than clarkson and morgan.. Piers ended up getting into a "me too" problem with a woman called "Trinny".
I was screaming the answer to the formula one question at the tv when I watched this… my grandparents were just killing themselves laughing and covering their ears.
@@BigAlCapwn because jeremy clarkson is the host, who knows practically everything about cars, and they would obviously put a question about cars in for Jeremy's sake.
@@BigAlCapwn anyone with a modicum of thinking would know without making things TOO easy they WANT them to get money so there WOULD be questions they could answer such as racing type question
@@johnbanks4761 That is the ONLY Charity Show that featured a motoring question so time has proved you incorrect. Time to "Man Up" and admit that rather than trying to "make yourself right" or defend the indefensible..
UK Millionaire: Jeremy Clarkson vs Piers Morgan To Michael Davies and to the USA Millionaire production team now it's your turn to do this: Jimmy Kimmel Vs Matt Damon, that would be a must watch millionaire episode
To be fair, the question specified 'working' wings, so, if you don't know for certain about the others, it could undermine your confidence. Yes, a dragonfly has two pairs of wings, but you could easily start wondering about whether both pairs actually work or whether one pair might be vestigial.
What I love about this one, is that piers Morgan looks like a normal human being. Because he's getting his arse kicked for his ego. Jeremy is just deploying Sharp criticism at some moments. To put him back into his place. For example when he says daytime presenter. Where is piers ego is so big that he wants to say star.
Classic bully, quite happy to spout off his vitriolic opinion and bully “woke” people in his interviews but as soon as Clarkson (who he’s clearly afraid of) took a dig he, shrivelled into himself and attempted to laugh it off. It was beautiful to see!
As someone from the US, this is the quintessential example of two old British men who despise each other being cordial because social norms dictate it. Stiff upper lip and all that.
@@Dontrecommendthischannel134 donation is a donation. A real greedy person wouldn't bother to donate anything at all. Point is, he layed out a hefty amount money. Just shut up and take the money.
Great gesture doesnt make him a good person, as a multi millionaire 15k is chump change, at the end of the day it's a net positive so I'm not gonna berate him for it but I am also not going to pretend like philanthropy makes you a good person
And it would have been considered tax deductible, same thing happens when celebs and companies give to charity. So he gets all the credit and moral standing without actually spending anything...
The difference between these two, is one had to be fired, while the other one ran away and quit. If you are going to be disliked, at least stand your ground, and force your enemies to accept you are strong of will. Only one of those two understands that.
? What are you talking about, lol? One got fired simply because he assaulted a staff member. I mean, yes he apologised whatever but you don't hit someone over a cold sandwich, if you're sane.
I think both are better for the style the show went for. Clarkson is a more engaging host for a younger audience and more of an 'Americanised' style. Whereas Tarrant was a more directive host which was more popular in the 00's and aimed at an older viewer
My opinion for what it's worth. Jeremy Clarkson- intelligent, funny man, very entertaining, nice person. Piers Morgan- total prick. Looking at the other comments here I think everyone else has a similar opinion of them.
I reckon piers knew that dragonfly question, but wanted to eliminate Jeremy's help option if he didn't know a question and B to check If he will be genuine and give him the right answer lol
When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object
Jeremy is immovable
more like when an unstoppable force meets a waste of blood and organs
@Jaydon Vasquez Jeremy is unstoppable because his got speeeeeeed and pooooower! and Pierce is immovable because he's so fat
You summed it up perfectly, two forces of natvre...
They have so much in common I feel, great to see them publicly reconciling.
Clarkson trashed him in the most educated and civilised manner possible
i like to call him a comedic genius
@@georgecase5908 well uk pop are really really stupid ...
@k c No. He really isn't look how contrived he made Top Gear.
@@gottliebdee263 I like how you are saying somebody isn't genuine because of a comedy show.
no disrespect but you a bit like Dr belloq from raiders of the lost ark (indiana jones)
"This is a problem for you, you have 2 phone a friends" - Took me a second but fucking hilarious.
@J P it implies he does not have 2 friends to phone
@@EqazeHQ I can't explain it any simpler, apart from saying that Jeremy implies he doesn't have more than 1 friend, so he can't make use of his second phone a friend as you would need at least 2 friends. If you still don't understand, then I don't know what to say.
@@EqazeHQ I apologise but I can't help stupidity
@@EqazeHQ He is saying that he is so disliked that he only has 1 or no friends. It's sarcasm.
@@EqazeHQ You must be trolling man, no way you can be that thick.
This entire video feels like Piers trying to lower tensions between them but Jeremy is just not having it lol
Big time. Jez is 5 years older
Yeah 😂😂😂😂😂
nah he's just acting he's having fun too
You can tell Jeremy really does not like piers Morgan
@@Philljag you have a similar name to Piers
@@Philljag didn't just accuse him, had pictures and printed that Jeremy's excuse was he was incapable of having an affair as he was impotent 😂
@@Philljag caught him twice with the same woman, first time Jeremy persuaded him not to print by using the impotence excuse, when Piers got hold of the second set of pics he ran the story front page. Can't blame Clarkson for rattling him lol
Yup I can see that too. Plain as day..
Who does?
Good to see both of them acting like adults and putting their differences aside, having a laugh about past incidents all for the sake of charity.
Shame that producer on the old top gear didn’t follow suit.
@Adam A-K I don’t think we’ll ever truly know both sides of that story. I mean the amount those three were making and the popularity of the programme I can’t see him throwing it all away over the lack of a hot meal.
@@robsmithracing Yeah I'd agree that there was a lot of underlying issues here. People with as much on the line as Clarkson wouldn't throw it all away over a single incident.
@@robsmithracing Oh come on, not this again.
Are people really this much of an apologist over nothing. You don't have to love him that much, you really don't. I probably laughed at his jokes more than you but I have a moral compass. Do you assault your Boss?
@Adam A-K It's amazing people defend this m8.
But then, We all saw the terrible scenes at Congress only barely 2 weeks ago, right? Some people,,,
I’d pick years with Clarkson rather than a minute with piers
I think you've got that backwards.
Both loud, smug, and childish, but Jeremy's vastly funnier and more self-depricating, and isn't as big a conversational bully.
@@Hoganply Jeremy is self aware at least, which makes him much more tolerable.
I’d take the minute with Morgan. At least that would be over fast.
@Bkzy _ He said it himself "I'm old, loud, irritating to others, etc". Then proceed to tell us his own good points and be smug about it.
Sometimes his genius, it's-
*It's almost frightening*
It generates gravity
Until that log comes crashing through your rear windscreen
That shows Jeremy's level of unprofessionalism to be honest. Can't even put on a good show for the cameras... Piers was willing to laugh at their dispute... Jeremy took it so seriously... To be honest , piers made himself look better in this than Jeremy did
Hammond and May should do a special on here separately or together. What a laugh that’d be!
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Question for hammond: when do you whiten your teeth? A in the morning B in the afternoon C in the evening or D in the united states
oh shit. would the show even happen or would it be the three of them just ripping on each other
And Bring Mays gin along 😂
it wouldn't be the same since those two are actually friends
Its actually so funny that he lost on a question that was Jeremys area of expertise
Jeremy Clarkson he’s comedian and funny without even trying .
I wish hem very well and good health.
Yeah 😍😍😍
This is like how I imagine Godzilla vs Kong to play out
The irony is, we'll end up seeing both of those of them at home.
@@scsutton1 well dont know about you guys but GvsK definetly draws the short stick in comparisson to this one
There's no way that Morgan is the Godzilla here.
You imagined Kong vs Godzilla would be two overweight men playing who want to be a millionaire
@@cathalbrennan7404 How the heck is Piers 'overweight' - are you an anorexic??
For all his faults I think Jeremy comes across as a far more genuine likeable guy.
Jeremy is a total dumbass, but at least he’s a funny and decent person.
@@kidcharlemagne3044 wdym, his genius it's almost frightening.
@@LegendGamer-je8is it generates gravity
Jeremy has strong opinions on subjects that he knows what he’s talking about. And if he’s talking about something he doesn’t know, he just mocks about and tries to be right but he knows he isn’t. People now days cannot stand people like that cause these days people prefer agreeable fools and fake manners than disagreeable smart people who are genuinely nice.
What faults
This level of banter is only possible in Britain.
Finally the anime fight we've always wanted to see. If only i wasnt black out drunk on christmas day.
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@@StellifyMedia u supposed to follow up good news with news about dacia
@@manenwan Good news! The 2021 model of the Dacia Sandero is out now! #NotSpon
@@StellifyMedia Alright James moving on, the NEW SLS *BLACK*
LOOK AT THAT MASSIVE WHEEL ARCHES
Top 10 Anime Rematches
"Breakfast TV star"
Not anymore big man
Came back just for this
RIP.
What happened?
@@coolbrounderscore He called the attention-seeking American that's now a "royal" a liar. And Piers is exactly right. She is.
@@sho942000 Put aside your thoughts on her royal status. He said he didn't believe that she was suicidal as she admitted to having felt previously. That in itself is a very dangeous allegation to throw around, that is that she has lied. That statement can affect people who watch and do have suicidal thoughts. The fact he's called someone a liar might make them think people will call them liars, so rather than getting help they kill themselves.
Lmao Clarkson looks like he'd rather be LITERALLY anywhere else.
“I know that Pythagoras’ Theorem is 3.147 to 5 decimal places”
Well done
What a great theorem
Cool
So many things wrong with that claim😂😂
Pythagorus' Theorem states that "in a right angle triangle, the square on the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides.
(The circumference of a circle is 3.1416 times it's diameter!)
Jeremy is just gifted imo.. Hope he is always well
Bet Jeremy was thinking whilst Piers was trying to figure out the formula 1 question “they’re not paying me enough for this show” 😂🤣
Clarkson literally ate a dragonfly.
Yes! But I guess the wings had burnt out if not removed before
British and their terrible food.
@@andregon4366 shut up chicken
@@andregon4366 only that he was in Asia when he did
@@saschaz.8243 Still British.
That smug smile Jeremy had after reading that last question made me laugh.
4:58 The only time I've ever been happy to see Jeremy's smug face.
Whoever's idea this was, is a genius. Two anti-snowflake, not-afraid-to-speak-their-mind guys who absolutely hate each other😂😂, perfect ingredients for comedy.
Wtf you talking about? Morgan is a complete snowflake.
Morgan is the king snowflake
Piers is a piece of shit reactionary while Jeremy is a good person who's unapologetically himself.
I think by anti snowflake he means conservative, of which Piers and Jeremy both are.
Tbh I used the wrong wording. Piers is very much a snowflake. Jeremy is a lot more likeable though. But yes, both are Tories.
"This is a REAL problem for you, you've got 2 Phone A Friend's" 🤣 oh Clarkson 🤣🤣🤣
This is amazing. That SMUG FACE 4:58 hahaha
The fact that they both agreed to this.
💵
"They do say that if you wait by the riverbank long enough, the bodies of your enemies will come floating by...yours has just bopped past me." has to be one of the most epic ways to tell someone they done fucked up I've ever heard!
It reminds me of when he had John Prescott on top gear, many laughs were had and many insults were thrown, mainly in Johnny’s direction
That was so awkward lmao
Crowd to Clarkson: laughs at smallest jokes
Crowd to Piers: interspersed claps, forced laughter
Jeremy ist just a extremely funny guy. I can't believe he made Piers Morgan look even more stupid 😂
Clarkson is not only a great TV presenter, he's an excellent journalist and programme maker. His documentaries are simply superb, especially the military and historical ones.
@@geejaybee he is literally the opposite of Morgan, no wonder they hate eachother. Maybe Morgan took it a bit far sending photographers to take pictures of his kids in swimsuits.
this is literally hell freezing over haha
"Literally"
@@DifficultFlannel I'm glad you got in there with the "literally" bit, I was going to do it. I hate that epidemic of the word lately... it seems like (literally) everyone is saying it.
This is like watching two childish bullies get along with the person they hate most
Don’t even begin to compare Clarkson with a "childish bully."
When the teacher forces you to go along with the kid you hate.
Honestly they should have a podcast together
Piers knows nothing about f1 but on Twitter he tries and tells me Lewis Hamilton Is the best driver ever
Statistically he is
@Marin Zovko they are F1 legends but that's a silly comment. There are stats in F1 so we can objectively say whether someone is the greatest ever. The fact that Senna was tragically killed or Schumacher went into a coma is completely independent of their driving talent. I don't think Hamilton is as much of an icon as the other two but the stats speak for themselves, and until someone new comes along, he's the best driver ever
@Marin Zovko Lewis retired the same team mate who destroyed Your god Schumacher
@@IamSuperEffective you can't really compare them at all tbh cars and regs change too much
@@IamSuperEffective you can't really compare them at all tbh cars and regs change too much
Theres just something about this. 2 people who clearly hate eachother having fun at eachothers expense but enjoying it. Class
Jeremy - here's what I think
I'm not going to tell you the answer.
4:59 - Check out the "SMUG" on that guy!
Literally it's the classic "how smug do you feel right now" face. :-)
Clarkson should slap him to raise money for charity
I'm incredibly cheap and I don't pay for much. But I would pay a lot to see that!
That'd be one record breaking charity.
$20 a slap, million dollars in the first week.
Nah, Will Smith should to you - you seem to like that sort of weird crap.
@@netweed09you must be piers' alternate account. It's okay, we understand
I never watch this show really, I just dropped by here.
Why am I laughing my stomach off??!
"I'm a breakfast TV star." Yeah, about that...
"you got 15 qu... you'll never make it"
They're both playing up to it and having fun. Good to see
0:35 Well... that didn't age well 🤭
@Que rico Es el mercurio Recently left GMB because of his beef with Meghan Markle.
3:33 No one laughs with him lmao
Ye them 1000s in the crowd didn't laugh.
You do realise there's no one there I assume
@@callumdavidson1928 the entire shows crew are making up the audience
@@liamsmith4901 oh ok fair enough
I dunno why I found it quite funny he could laugh at himself like that.
4:27 looooooooooool and " you have humiliated yourself..." was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Can you imagine these two doing I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here together??? People would vote these two to do the trials together. 😂😂😂
any program... the apprentice.. An interesting one was Piers Morgan and Alistair Campbell on something like big brother.. I saw that.. It was good. Both very intelligent.. Alistair Campbell is extremely intelligent even more than clarkson and morgan.. Piers ended up getting into a "me too" problem with a woman called "Trinny".
I didn't it's possible to have the two on any show that doesn't end in one dead and the other arrested.
I was screaming the answer to the formula one question at the tv when I watched this… my grandparents were just killing themselves laughing and covering their ears.
0:58 Sophisticated and quick dig, I like that
cannot believe he used clarkson for dragonfly...so he couldvnot use him for racing driver question...ugh
They aren't given the questions in advance...how would Morgan know an F1 question was coming up later?
@@BigAlCapwn because jeremy clarkson is the host, who knows practically everything about cars, and they would obviously put a question about cars in for Jeremy's sake.
@@BigAlCapwn anyone with a modicum of thinking would know without making things TOO easy they WANT them to get money so there WOULD be questions they could answer such as racing type question
@@johnbanks4761 So every show that Clarkson has hosted has involved an F1/Car based question for every contestant at some point? I think not
@@johnbanks4761 That is the ONLY Charity Show that featured a motoring question so time has proved you incorrect.
Time to "Man Up" and admit that rather than trying to "make yourself right" or defend the indefensible..
Jeremy’s roasts are top notch lmao
its hilarious how the smug face turned into murderous face at 4:30
What does he say at the end at 9:56? Sounds like "Go on I don't want to touch/talk to you" 😂😂
Probs related to covid
They actually made a good piece of comedy out of it between them.
UK Millionaire: Jeremy Clarkson vs Piers Morgan
To Michael Davies and to the USA Millionaire production team now it's your turn to do this: Jimmy Kimmel Vs Matt Damon, that would be a must watch millionaire episode
Lol, except the hate between these 2 is REAL!
No
@@dardoura yes
yes, PLEASE
People still believe those two are real enemies? It’s just a show.
To be fair, Clarkson and Morgan have had so much hate that they can take anything as a joke really
8:51 Montoya be like : F#@€%ing Raikkönen 😂
I still laugh at Jeremy’s top gear quote “if someone suddenly gave you permission to set fire to piers Morgan” when watching this
How did he not know a dragonfly has two pairs of wings
To be fair, the question specified 'working' wings, so, if you don't know for certain about the others, it could undermine your confidence. Yes, a dragonfly has two pairs of wings, but you could easily start wondering about whether both pairs actually work or whether one pair might be vestigial.
Kimi being teammate with Hamilton would be such a mess
I love the banter. They are both so quick witted!
....still a better love story than Twilight.
'I'm trying to find a positive spin for you'. You can see the gears in his head really trying.
Im a breakfast tv star 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hand this man his tiara
"Here's the problem, you've got two phone a friends" LOL, LOL, LOL...
What I love about this one, is that piers Morgan looks like a normal human being. Because he's getting his arse kicked for his ego. Jeremy is just deploying Sharp criticism at some moments. To put him back into his place. For example when he says daytime presenter. Where is piers ego is so big that he wants to say star.
Classic bully, quite happy to spout off his vitriolic opinion and bully “woke” people in his interviews but as soon as Clarkson (who he’s clearly afraid of) took a dig he, shrivelled into himself and attempted to laugh it off. It was beautiful to see!
@@rickymullen8632 karma, sweet karma.
@@rickymullen8632 laughing it off is the mature way to deal with insults, though
As someone from the US, this is the quintessential example of two old British men who despise each other being cordial because social norms dictate it. Stiff upper lip and all that.
Not really, because americans would just put on a fake smile and pretend to like their enemy
"Cordial" is a stretch lol
Hammond and Mr Slowly should have jumped him backstage for their mate.
Thats Captain Slow to you mate.
@@EMFObserver depends, he might be Italian, that's how the Italians call him.
If I'm already dying of laughter at ~1:11 I'll probably be laughing endlessly by the end of this
Piers is the example all talk on social media while absolutely clueless in real life.
Imagine with hammond and say "hammond you're idiot" lol
This would be so much funnier with an actual audience here!
why they skip the part where he does a lap in the reasonably priced car?
Yes, an Arsenal fan vs a Chelsea fan. It was bound to happen
This is absolutely brilliant and to be fair both of them made it for great tv
Piers donated £15k of his own to charity. Regardless of what you think of him, this was a great gesture
People donate way more just for clout so what's you're point 🤷🏼♂️🚫🧢
@@Dontrecommendthischannel134 donation is a donation. A real greedy person wouldn't bother to donate anything at all. Point is, he layed out a hefty amount money. Just shut up and take the money.
Great gesture doesnt make him a good person, as a multi millionaire 15k is chump change, at the end of the day it's a net positive so I'm not gonna berate him for it but I am also not going to pretend like philanthropy makes you a good person
Which charity
And it would have been considered tax deductible, same thing happens when celebs and companies give to charity.
So he gets all the credit and moral standing without actually spending anything...
well I'm watching this due to piers morgan leaving GMB and i reckon jeremy clarkson would be a good presenter for GMB
Everyone is better than Piers Morgan. But yeah. Jeremy would be very good I think
That show is a joke
The difference between these two, is one had to be fired, while the other one ran away and quit. If you are going to be disliked, at least stand your ground, and force your enemies to accept you are strong of will. Only one of those two understands that.
? What are you talking about, lol? One got fired simply because he assaulted a staff member.
I mean, yes he apologised whatever but you don't hit someone over a cold sandwich, if you're sane.
The greatest rivalry in British Television. 2 noisy old men one who likes Cars and the other likes tabloids
My god protect this man from anything, he is just amazing! 😂 #jeremyClarkson
Wow. I thought Hell would freeze over first before ever seeing anything like this!
i can tell he wanted to punch him again hahaha
This is actually great to watch.
8:30
The moment Clarkson was waiting for the whole time...
Jeremy what a legend
Jeremy is much better at hosting this show than Chris Tarrant
You and 5 people agree
27 now
The show is much quicker
We’d still be on Se 1 Ep 1 Q1 with Tarrant
Completely disagree
I think both are better for the style the show went for. Clarkson is a more engaging host for a younger audience and more of an 'Americanised' style. Whereas Tarrant was a more directive host which was more popular in the 00's and aimed at an older viewer
I like these two very much loud and proud
I have never laughed so much at 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' in my life. Very funny 😂
This was a brilliant epsiode
Piers Morgan got ripped. Im quite happy about that. That look on his face when he gets the question wrong says a million words. Mine is one. Git.
I don't know why but I knew dragonflies have 4 wings since I was a kid, I'd never seen one before but yet I knew how to draw them.
who wants clarkson as grandpa
My opinion for what it's worth.
Jeremy Clarkson- intelligent, funny man, very entertaining, nice person.
Piers Morgan- total prick.
Looking at the other comments here I think everyone else has a similar opinion of them.
4:58 gets me every time 😊
James May definitely needs to be on this show
What happened to special effects on ribbons and backside strips? Why they do disappear?
I paused to read the tweets and they are fantastic.
I loved the slagging match they had together hahah
I think these 2 will be great friends just need a situation where they show kindness to each other
They are good friends now. Made up in 2014 after a, and I quote, “5 hour drinking session at a pub”
I reckon piers knew that dragonfly question, but wanted to eliminate Jeremy's help option if he didn't know a question and B to check If he will be genuine and give him the right answer lol