Dungeons & Dragons: Cook Edition
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The smoke break bonus is the realest thing ever.
As a former line cook at an EXTREMELY popular sports bar, this is so real it hurts... Surrender your sanity and fall into the void. The greasy, chicken scented void...
As a 50 yo, who has worked in many customer related service jobs, I would like to offer this piece of advice. If you just move to crazy, it simplifies everything! You no longer have to "go" crazy, since you will already be there, and those things that disgust everyone else out (Like a kid getting sick on the second level of a play place or someone taking a dump in the urinal) just kind of become another mindless task. I moved to crazy years ago and have saved so much wear and tear on the commute! It also comes in handy in other ways. I could do my jobs properly, on autopilot, so listening to music in those kitchens never distracted me!
In my youth, as a pathologically shy, but prone-to-rave-culture individual, I might wander catatonically into your establishment close to quitting time and my friends would order my meal. You may have kept me alive so cheers ;-)
"This seems pretty easy."
Oh you sweet summer child.
This was too real. 10/10
"Oh, you wanted to do REAL cooking. I think I can arrange that."
Are we getting Hell's Kitchen next week?
As long as it's set in such a place, they may need combat gear and hazard pay. Should be fun!
That show is fake as a three dollar bill.
As a former waffle house employee/master grill operator, this is 90% accurate. Having 3 cooks is the most unrealistic, even if 1 was a meth cook.
How did you avoid killing anyone? I know I couldn't survive a single day... or rather, the customers couldn't.
@@0x777 The grill operators come in 2 styles: Rough and tumble, or Zen masters. Rough and Tumble tend to be on meth, former inmates, or both. They also could go toe to toe with any MMA fighter, don't mess with them. I was the Zen master. The guy who taught me taught me the matra, "There ain't nothing to it but to do it". You just sort of go with the chaotic flow. Baby in corner...sure. Pickup comes through window...guess I'll call the repair guys. It is what it is.
Lmao grill operator. I like to put the word technician behind the shit I do.
Tree butcher nah I'm as Tree Technician
I can also agree, this is preoccupied. Being in Florida, I guess Lee see there being a meth lab in the back of a Waffle House. As to the customers demands and responses, I can say that's pretty damn accurate. I did once have a drug customer come in and demand a pizza. Even though, a pizza parlor was no more than 100 yd away in the same Plaza. Apparently we had the stuff in stock, because I guess this was a frequent. occurrence.
@@brandond.7768 I couldn't put up with that amount of stupid. I'd just pick one of these goofballs up and beat another one to death with them.
"How did you get a shotgun?! "Umm.... it's America!" I loved EVERY MINUTE of this episode. Sarah's parts are usually my favorite but this one was great all around. Keep em comin folks
My wife does not play RPGs, but she is a manager at a Waffle House, and she was dutifully impressed that you only had one glaring mistake. Waffle House does not have microwave ovens. Other than that she says you were pretty much spot on, even the, "I'm gonna take a smoke and get baked," outtake.
Dang, this is turning into a documentary! Waffle House should be a National Monument. When anyone needs it, it is there, and the employees do not judge for they have seen the disheveled masses and have taken them in.
I'm shocked Sarah's character didn't have a feat called "Miracles under Pressure" that gave her major speed bonuses when shit hit the fan. Every line has that one cook, who just suddenly bursts into super saiyan mode when the tickets pile up. They burn out fast, but damn if they're not the best when you really need them. The days they're off are the worst... and it's always Sundays.
While this tends to be just a humorous skit, the characters tend to be ripped from the headlines.
Here's the thing too, we're shit at all other times. Which is why we're sauciers or gaurde mangere instead of the main line.
You don't get the speed bonus until waylen finishes cooking the speed.
The slow descent to Florida Edition is AWESOME!
I can't help but laugh maniacally at Yaz's foreshadowing end lines
Sarah in a brigade kitchen... oh God
As a former waffle house cook and service, the most inaccurate part of this is the time the drunks started showing up. They waited till 2:00 AM to arrive in mass not midnight.
Yup. It’s always once the bars close 😂
I expected 2am, too, but I figure it depends on the State. ... so I looked it up. Only Mississippi is listed as 12am. Most of Florida is 2am, some cities/counties have exceptions and are later. [3am, 4am, or 5am(miami)]
Yup, should have been 2pm.
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Ah so this turned into Florida Edition while we weren't looking
Congratulations Mann Shorts you are now the most reliable source on you tube for news and current events in the sunshine state.
As a former Waffle House employee the most inaccurate thing here was Sarah telling Weyland to wash his hands. Lol
When Waylen explains the advantage he gets once he takes a smoke break before rush... I don't even smoke, but I SURE DID hear the sound of 1000s of food service folks nodding and going "uh huh" EVERYWHERE. 😂
As a chef... that is just to real. Loved it yall!
At first I thought this was going to be a Gordon Ramsey episode, then I heard the words “Waffle House”. Yeah, different kind of kitchen nightmare.
Gordon Ramsey speaks out on the quality of the meth, in his own unique style. Let everyone know it Gordon, then get in that kitchen and show 'em how it's done!!
I think you just stole the "real cooking" episode thunder.
In the 70s, when our entire family would caravan from TN to FL for vacation, my Dad would sing this when we saw a Waffle House
Awful House, the Awful House (insert any line about grease, getting sick, getting the “trots from the tots” etc…) I got it for free with my meal at the Awful House.
That’s been 45 years, plus / minus 5, and I still don’t eat at the Awful House. So I felt Lance’s statement, you remember why.
Never worked in a Waffle House, but everything is kitchen accurate except for Lance giving a crap about anything that happened in the front of house.
"Well I know what I'm getting you for Christmas".... the answer is socks
I about laughed myself off the couch at "I never specified what kind of cooks you had to be..." 🤣👏 Thanks for another amazing edition fam 🙏 I hope you're all as well as you can be 💙🍻
Didnt realise how anxiety inducing memories of being a cook were until this video. Grest video though!
The night that a customer started screaming I want fresh chicken, as he pulled a live chicken out from his coat and tossed it behind the counter. Gods I loved working at the Waffle House.
Oh God... we were wrong. Th hey aren't NPC's. They're murderhobos.
"If I take a smoke break before the rush I get advantage on saving throws to maintain sanity." -MOST RELATABLE D&D QUOTE 2021
As a former classically trained chef, I'm pretty excited for next week.
I imagine you survived being trained by one of those French restaurants I heard about. (I'm no chef or cook but I read a bit about what Gordon Ramsey went through and how that's normal for classically trained chefs.)
"real cooking" so hell's kitchen edition. i'm giddy with excitement.
Pretty sure this is just another Florida Edition. 🤣
Nah, Waffle house exists in many states. They even have different flavors like Huddle House and Hash house a Go go. And, yes, most Waffle Houses are like this at night
I was thinking that too, but I'm glad someone else pointed it out!
Yeah, been in Waffle Houses in other states. Not so much the zany FL stuff. More the high chance of getting robbed at gunpoint.
Yes, but this one is anchored to a wafflehouse. It restricts the planes the chaos can occur.
_"Do you know how many Instagram Followers I have?"_
I thought he said _"Five"_ at first, which would have been hilarious due to accuracy.
So I have to do the health inspections at several waffle houses...and even at lunch time this is accurate. Only thing off is ( at least at mine) the store manager locks the back room when they leave every day at like 4 PM to prevent theft.
as THE ONLY COOK on shift in one of the most popular spots in town where people constantly try to order pizza I feel this.
That master tome looks awesome. It reminds me of a superior fishing tackle box I designed when I was a kid. I called it the master bait crate. Picture my embarrassment when the only people who were interested were into onanistic pursuits. And picture their disappointment finding out it was only a tackle box.
I too love to combine master bait boxes and my tackle.
Oh, dear Pasta...
I really hope this year's Christmas special is the gang inturrupting/preventing the Nativity. Lance as the innkeeper let's Mary & Joe inside. Weyland as random villager sends the wise men in the wrong direction because they're way too interested in a baby. Sara as one of the angel passed the baby isn't where it's supposed to be.
Ugh... The nicotine break thing is real... I'd love to see you guys do a Meat Cutter edition. Just put them in the Port Salerno or Bayshore Winn-Dixie.. It'll be a hoot.
As a dishwasher, can we get a Dishwasher Edition, next? X3
Heck yeah. One of my first jobs was making pizza at Pizza Hut. I was constantly pulled off the line to wash dishes as the dishwasher was a no call, no show. Add in that management doesn't bother to say anything right away. They put me back there one day after no one being there for hours. We were completely out of tableware and almost no cavatini pans left. The table of dirty dishes was stacked over my head. Great times.
@@charleshodgdon6168 Currently work as one. Sometimes it's done at my place when 'there isn't anything else to do'. Sometimes, it stacks up till the 'end of the day' kind of a deal where I arrive in the afternoon....then the rush starts so they are 'thankful' for stuff getting done. Add to this evening dough prep.
@@animewatcha I used to get swamped at the end of the day, half an hour before I had to leave, but was also expected to get *everything* done.
What I find interesting about ones like this is that it totally makes sense in America ... but nowhere else in the world.
Take out the guns and cooking meth and you have working nights at a Canadian McDonald's 10 years ago. Its just missing your manager shouting things in Tagalog that you later understand to be basically "oh dear god they're coming" when he saw the 7 taxis in the parking lot out the break room window.
@@CToast Sounds fun. I now want to NOT imagine how stuff plays out in fast food places here in the Logan/Woodridge area. My sanity requires it.
"Well, what seems to be your problem?"
Lol, best line in the skit!
Over a decade in restaurants, this is sooooo accurate. Thought the meth deals were in a data center I worked at. Hence why I avoid data centers...
Ok, of all the stuff people try to sell, this Elderwood Master Tome is freaking awesome.
"How did you get a shotgun?! "Umm.... it's America!" lmfao the most American thing to say lol
I think it is time this channel did a Kepler edition. You know it would be one of your most watched episodes!
You had me at "I've been looking forward to this" with a satisfying smile
*Hears the title of the restaurant* Oh no.... One of them is gonna get shanked. (Probably by Sara)
This was the most enjoyable episode in quite some time. Brillant!
Casual Nier Automata discussion between takes! 😆
Wow man, you guys made this within 48 hours of new breaking, well done
right before he said ANYTHING i went WAFFEL HOUSE
HELL YEAH
DENNYS AT 2 AM
Someone must have made a paladin character, because they're doing the Lord's work spreading word about Master Tome
"Where'd you get a shotgun?" "It's America."
The only issue was having a microwave... WH doesn't have them other than that I was in tears.... Great job
Talk about METHod acting!
Barbarian Werebear, love that line lol
Lol this went from Cooking Edition to another Florida Edition episode. Lol
"Speedy money." LOL
Scattered, smothered, covered, peppered, capped.
Lmao idk why but I was halfway expecting a swedish chef reference like "heleer today we pop de pop-a de corn " great job as always guys!
Two things I know will happen when I see the Jaguars shirt.... I'm gonna laugh and enjoy the episode THEN cry when I remember we never win.
17... that's just the number of cars that he noticed.
"I want in."
LoL.
This episode was an amazing cross of Waiting meets Breaking Bad, set in Los Santos 🤣
This was just chocked full of goodness. Great episode!
When the fuck did grill ops start getting 12 bucks an hour? I was stuck with that hellhole for three years and was making minimum wage. The one time I got a ten cent raise it was undone a couple of months later when minimum wage went up. Not only that but they pulled three bucks per shift from your pay to cover food you were eating whether you actually ate that slop or not.
I'm just glad you didn't start saying "Pull...Drop...Mark". I would have started having Nam flashbacks if you had.
When I was a line cook I was either completely dissociated, caffeinated, and quick, or I was awake, aware, slow, and complaining.
Oh my God! This episode was so amazing!
"I need speedy money" was a little on the nose.
This is the best ever. I laughed so hard.
7:57 FYI: It's pronounced "car-bean".
The word comes from the French, hence why carbine is spelled differently from how it's actually pronounced.
Thank goodness for Dictionary site to put this pretentious BS to rest and acknowledge car-BYN as a perfectly acceptable regionalism that recognizes diversity and dialtects in the English language.
Car-BYN is just fine.
Did anyone else not even make it all the way through the add before backing it? 🤣😅🤣
You guys are SO GOOD!!! Love it 🤍
This is the nightmare that is my life 5 days a week. Give you 5 stars for accuracy
This was crazy and I love it!
I feel like this is really like a more specific version of Florida Edition
can't wait for cook edition part 2
Real cooking? You kidding, I remember being a chef’s assistant and it was the most stressful job in my life
Not going to lie this is the first advertisement on UA-cam that I've ever stopped watching the video just to go throw money at a thing
Such early, much laughs, great DnD!
Oh that Master Tomb is nice AF!
OMG I laughed so hard I fell out of chair.
YES!!! I hoped n hoped n y'all did it. As a chef4life this speaks to me. Thanks gang.
Best Mann Shorts ever, lol!
Incoming Gordon Ramsay edition next week!!!
this was a great day to start a Monday morning.
On sponsor ad : “ store everything in one place”… great idea until you lose it and then you lose all your stuff
THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR EVER SINCE I STARTED WATCHING - am a chef
Oh my dark gods. I fell asleep and this gave me work nightmares.....
Greatest one yet
You guys are awesome!
Thats the first time a promotion on this channel actually worked on me
Im sorry that pot script on Neir Automata.... exactly!
"I don't give a damn if you've got a phone. Go ahead. Instagram can watch me throw you the fuck out."
Finally my favourite edition.
I worked in a university dining hall I wish this wasn’t so accurate
"Oh, you wanted to do *real* cooking? I think I can handle that."
So the next episode is...a royalty-free version of Hell's Kitchen?
The most unbelievable thing about this is that someone cleaned up the puke
Lol real cooking 🧑🍳
Another great one
Kepler!!!
THIS WAS HILARIOUS. THIS MUST BE AN INDIE FILM! Seriously - I take 0 credit officially - I don't exist - use this story as a background but Chaz is the narrator like Ron Howard in Arrested Development. But wait, maybe Justin should be the narrator and Chaz is in the game? Or no Justin is in the game but Chaz is the narrator. With enough editing it could even be Pulp Fiction meets Arrested Development meets Breaking Bad. You guys are sitting on a goldmine! Love...
Next Episode:
Dungeon and Dragons: REAL Cooking Edition.
Wailin is the GOAT, and I wanna be friends with him.
This one got too real. Welcome to Florida.