Dungeons & Dragons: Hockey Edition
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- Опубліковано 19 бер 2022
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I lost it at the "Bearington is literally eating one of the Canadians." "Wait, What?" reaction at 7:57. Reminds me of the old Sega Genesis games Mutant League Hockey and Mutant League Football.
I remember simultaneously loving and NEVER being able to figure out when that show actually aired lol
Yawp ~ came here to say that. That's the one that got me, too. :)
I was stupidly taking a drink of water at that point and almost did a spit-take.
"You want us to play life or death hockey against Canadians?" That moment you realize how absolutely, utterly, totally, irrevocably screwed you are.
Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: Never play hockey against Canadians when Death is on the line."
@@Drraagh Unless it's against the Leafs*
@@Drraagh Another is "Never provoke the Canadians to war"
The only people that are genetically more predisposed to be hockey players are Russians. I believe that it's Russians, Canadians, and then people from Minnesota?!?
@@FordPrefict42 This lends more evidence to my pet hypothesis that there is a dimensional gateway somewhere near the North Pole that is the source of the "Santa Claus" stories. Emissions from the region are responsible for northern cultures being predisposed to ice hockey and not moving where the weather is better for humans.
The only reason the whole planet has not fallen victim to the phenomenon is that the Scandanavian cultures have laid out saunas in a very specific ritual diagram across their landscapes to capture and redirect that energy.
There are way more saunas than the ritual needs, to help camouflage which ones are crucial for the defense to remain in place. This prevents the hockey-addled cultures from breaking the protections, even by accident.
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Strangely, this has also influenced wars in the region. Finland had to break away from the Russian Empire when it transitioned to communism after the meddling led by Rasputin, a wizard from the parallel dimension whose very presence threatened the sauna defense diagram. It was with the power bled off of the North Polar rift that the soldiers of the Scandanavian countries were able to largely keep foreign influence out of the area through two world wars.
The notoriously rugged Nokia phones were an offshoot of the sauna ritual defense program, spread worldwide as a responsive measure against the Rankin Bass conspiracy (The Santa and Rudolph stop-motion movies were an attempt to encircle the sauna defense grid) and the relative indestructability of those phones helped to present an unbeatable second-strike defense. The Nokia deterrent was phased out after a treaty between the two sides was agreed upon.
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Rumors abound of a secret reserve of Nokia phones, standing ready around the equator and points south as a secret plan should the North Polar treaty be broken by the other side, sometimes known as "The Toyshop".
So much Kep. Who's a good pup?
I half expect Barry to have Kep on his lap for the boss fight in some 'I've even turned your pup against you' plot twist.
"Just figure skating with nets." Love this quote!!
I remember ozoliņš using figure skating skates in world championship hockey games
More like figure skating with sticks.
@@douglasfoley2060 I was thinking the same thing.
I mean honestly it's like soccer with less tackling rules, long sticks, and razer sharp-knives on your feet
figure skating vs hockey? Skater wins!
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I have really enjoyed this storyline, been the highlight of each week is seeing how it's continued. Go get Barry you guys you got this!
"You want us to play a life or death hockey game, against Canadians?"
Yeah, that's pretty much a death sentence unless you're Scandinavian, Czechoslovakian or Russian.
"Wait .. what?" One of the funniest lines. Had me literally lol.
Enjoy watching these with my Sunday morning breakfast.
Nice callback to that unresolved Jack the Ripper situation.
And Kepler doin all the things!
Wait a second... when exactly did Sarah turn into a murder hobo?
DID JACK THE RIPPER SWITCH PLACES WITH SARAH???
I'm under the impression Sarah was always a murder hobo. Long before she crossed paths with Jack the Ripper, at any rate.
@@malusvir Jack the Ripper is just a cover story to keep Sarah from time traveling back to smack better sense into some people.
Extra excited to see how this all ends. You will be missed Ralph, Knuckle, and Bearington. Maybe a spinoff in the making there.
"Do you watch the news?" Anyone remember the tv show Convoy? Lol
You know you're Canadian when you "see" the entire game playing out in your head, bear eating players and all - and I don't even like hockey. Most excellent episode, eh!
Yeah... Realizing I understood about 80% of the jargon automatically was a little unsettling.
Sara looked way too happy when she said "finally, some blood shed"
I am not trying to be pedantic, just sharing a pun that came to mind reading your comment.
Bloodshed is one possibility during bodily violence.
A blood shed sounds like a place Murder Hobo Sarah (TM) would have 'out back' of her cabin in the woods... out of earshot of witnesses.
I lost my absolute mind when Chaz said Bearington was eating one of the players and Waylan was seriously amused/impressed with it
Yep. As they say: last time I went to watch a fight, a damn hockey game broke out!
3:34 Until the playoffs- then it reverts back to Neanderthal hockey- get physical with the opponents while the refs swallow their whistles. Classic, classic hockey. Can't wait for next week's finale.
I used to think the whistles were on lanyards so they wouldn't get dropped. But your comment tells me it's to assist in dislodging them to avoid gastric surgery.
It makes sense - the playoffs are a single-elimination tournament. A team's strategy has to switch from entertaining fans and winning individual games to attrition warfare.
Kepler is such a wonderful gag reel.
I looooove that this is like a campaign of sketches now. The ongoing story is such gold!
The description of the hockey rink was positively cosmic. Could totally see it in my minds eye. Awesomely magical imagery conjured up there. Totally makes me want to game again.
I have binge watched this entire trainwreck with absolute GLEE!! cant wait to see them take on Barry
If that sneeze was enough to reset the universe then mine must do it several times. I scare the crap out of most people when I sneeze :-)
I've been a couple rooms away from my sleeping wife and woke her up with one of my sneezes. I've also given myself a good Chiropractor session (popping 4-5 spots in my back/neck) from a single sneeze... Felt sssoooooo good afterwards... LOL
@@scottstewart3884 hah! Same!
When my daughter was a baby, my husband sneezed, and she started crying. His sneezes practically make the house shake!
@@KS-wv3rd poor thing!
Best line: "Who knew Canadians could get so angry?"
When the rink opened up, I expected it to be a huge monster, and that Chaz would say.."speaking of mimics.. "
Can't wait to see Sarah fight Barry
I bet he has rules that overturn half her bonuses
Not going to lie, with Canadians playing life or death hockey I was hoping for a "Strange Brew" reference, but I still loved it.
The only thing that would have made this episode better, is if Kepler had been the coach for the team 🤣
This was such an enthralling episode. I have learned so much this day.
1:35 - "He's talking about Ice Hockey. And I don't know how to skate."
Um... could be worse. They could be talking about Curling.
Hell yeah, hockey!
Not from Canada but Michigan which is close enough but my grandfather is from Canada so I have been playing hockey for many years
Aye mitten mate. My Canadian stepbrother was excellent but also led his Highschool league in penalties. Defenseman, so 3:40 was just too good.
I love how they mention past episodes in character but it really makes me wish they had links to them.
Absolutely correct in the fact that there is no time to explain what a One Timer is as it is happening. That's right! The guy that comments on everything that is professional wrestling also knows about hockey.
5:50 figure skating with nets. chef kiss to the writer ;)
I got into D&D in university when my roommate was DMing a campaign. I was a bit of a jock back then, and played my very first character: a human monk "from the north lands" who fought with a curved stick and kept claiming he used to be something called a "Goh-Lee" and was on the hunt for "The Chalice of Lord Stanley". This video brings back memories.
I can't believe I just watched D&D hockey...and it made sense! Well done crew!
Am I the only one who thought it was hilarious the way Sara was so dismissive of Justin's character when he left? LOL
No, not the only one. That was very funny and very well done by both Justin and Melissa :). In, fact all of them were completely on point this episode. It was amazing.
Here for my Sunday morning Mann Shorts.
Thank you Caz and Crew
I don't play hockey but I've had so much exposure over the years that when Sarah returned the puck to the ice after the one-time attempt I was immediately like 'ooh, not gonna end well.'
I love the Jack Ripper timeline call back!
"Well, I was wrong about it being easy": I died laughing. Also, me every time I try to cook.
Moose on skates reminded me of “Get along gang” and now I feel old again
I too was born in Minnesota, in December, with a hockey stick in my hand! Love this serial campaign, it's amazing excellent writing.❤️
I didnt know we were born with hockey sticks in our hands but can kinda believe it XD Minnesotas kinda like a mini canada lol
I hate that I can only hit the like button once for you combining two of my favorite things ever: D&D and hockey.
Love the subtle music in the background. The stakes seem more with it.
George Carlin:
"The only reason I mention baseball, basketball, and football is because to my way of thinking, these are really the only three sports we have. Nothing else qualifies as a sport, according to me. Everything else is a game or an activity. Hockey comes to mind. People think hockey is a sport. Hockey is not a sport; hockey is three activities going on at the same time: ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the sh*t out of somebody."
my anxiety of waiting for that pepsi to spill over is intensifying MMMMM
Hurray for the home defense edition, it was just as good as hockey edition with all the Kepler doing the Keplering. Thanks for sharing guys!
This entire series has been wonderful and getting better as it moves forward and grows, but this episode was close to perfection. You were all, (six of you, Kepler included) amazingly on point it was a treat to watch. From the feeling of utter doom at the beginning but with Ralph's almost manic positivity. To the hell yah we can do this in the middle ( luved that Waylon got thrown in the penalty box and not Sara). Sara's never going down without a fight attitude along with Bearington and Knuckle rising to the occasion. Lance scoring three goals and Waylon starting the fight that may have led to the tie and steady, nice guy Ralph's calm captainship only to be totally dissed by Sara at the end. This last part played to absolute perfection by Justin and Melissa. And the coup de' grace ... maybe ;) was Lance getting to score the winning goal on penalty (yea Jhae ) even after almost flubbing the shot, thanks to that nat one (suck it you polite bastard of a Canadian goalie :)) ). As I said at the top this episode was close to perfection, a cherry on the top of this amazing series, but seeing the utter joy on all your faces in some of the outtakes was, if possible even better. You all seem like you have an amazing amount of fun despite all the hard work and it is wonderful to be part of. Thank you all and keep up the great work.
Seriously love this continuous story. Reminds me of conan doyle days where each week the story was in the paper
This whole ride has been crazy awesome, and I am loving it!
Sarah's apologetic reaction was adorable and a little sad, definitely not a normal place for her to be in, but she still kicked butt regardless for this session.
Getting a victory on an enemy's nat 1 roll seems appropriate for a sports edition somehow.
Great video!
I will miss the bear and Knuckles.
I learned so much about hockey just now. Thanks, Mann Shorts!
this whole story has been superb
This has been a trip! I can't wait to see more!!
A Dire Moose Knuckle hitting the ice, now that's a creepy image, but funny at the same time. What would you roll to protect yourself from it hitting you? I'm sure they couldn't bear to lose that match, thankfully it was Bearington, if not it would probably be pandamonium.
What would a Canadian death stare look like? Would they go "Sorry, but we have to take you out, it's our orders. Sorry if we hurt you."?(yeah I know, stereo type). Knowing Sara and Wailin had a murder hobo partner in Bearington made me laugh. Is there a penalty box time for a bear biting someone?
it's going to suck to see Ralph go, he's one of the best npcs they have had. I just had a thought, if they were in medieval times and jousting, would Lance be a lancer?? My job here has been done.
Thank your Mann Shorts team for bighting up my morning.
Actually, We wouldn't say the "If we hurt you" part. Starts with Sorry, Ends with Sorry.. >Grin
Okay, I was all out chuckling at several parts of this episode. Good job!
In a time of fear and terror its nice to see this. It helps me keep my sanity. Thanks everyone.
It's the bear that ate the other hockey player and the sneeze that reset the universe that did it for me!
nice these episodes are awesome as always i like the format and settings
"Classic Knuckle!" lol
"If I want to name my Moose Knuckle I can name my Moose Knuckle!"
Lot of good zingers in this one, well done! Looking forward to the finale!
Kepler Tee Shirt!!!
Anyone taking the time to watch should que up Warren Zevon's "The Hockey Song" in the background ... great laughs!
I loved the brawl when a Canadian player gets eaten, LOL
I actually learned something about hockey watching this. It probably isnt accurate but I really enjoyed this episode
"Whizz, Pop, Whizz, Bang" are lyrics in the old, cartoon movie, The BFG (Big Friendly Giant), set in England. The song is about farting. They drink a liquid in which the bubbles go down. So instead of bubbles going up and we burp, in the Giants land the bubbles go down...oh and it makes you fly. Flying farts, lol. Great movie!
Thank you for making a hockey edition episode! I really enjoyed my sport being represented and shown some love and respect.
I know virtually nothing about hockey, but had a lot of fun with this episode. Keep it up!
I love how Canada is the reason for the Geneva Conventions. Who knew they had such a cruel side.
"But it's mostly about hitting people?"
"Well if that'll motivate you?"
"Oh it does."
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I like to think that Lance just clipped the puck and it slides slowly to the goalie who swings in front of it (over estimating its speed) then knocks it into the net with a backswing.
Loving the content every sunday and more
Thank you, I have loved this storyline!
"Always welcome at our table." She said it! make it happen! Make Justin a table regular.
I cant wait to take my son to his first season still a bit young but loves all things d and d his favorite song right now is evil eye
Still waiting for Kepler to secretly be the true evil master mind who is just trying to find a place to hide a bone.
There's nothing so great as successfully passing a skill check on a low roll.
Enjoying the continuity.
Thanks for the laughs, great episode.
AND NOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GOALIE FIGHT!
So fun fact, ice hockey is Canada’s national winter sport but Lacrosse is the summer one. Can you imagine how different things would be with that? Lol
I imagine the last penalty shot as being just like the time Shane Doan accidentally won a shootout because his stick broke mid-shot.
Everyone knows that Canadian Moose are naturals on ice skates. They just got a lucky hit on Knuckles.
Three of my favorite things.
1. D&D
2. Hockey
3. Justin
If only the Flyers were that good this year.
Moosenickle... *snort* Thank you for including the gag reels!
Melissa - your new cut & color is FIRE!!!
"Oh yeah! Did we ever resolve that?"
Never expected a line brawl in dnd 😂😂😂
The Epic Saga Continues!!
Me and my friends used to play D&D all the time....
We never had anyone play with us who looked like Melissa!
...that kind of desire/attention is often what makes them not play...
Usually it's nice to be part of the team and ...not stand out
"OK Lance. It's up to you buddy"
Buddy
Canadian laugh in appreciation. Gooder. Me happy :-)
Always seems to be the way in hockey movies. The final game is tied and determined by a penalty Shot by the "worst" player on the team to show how much they improved/can be counted on in a pinch or, if they lose, to show the power of friendship is more important than winning the game.
Loving the storyline. Staying for the sneezes!
And the yawning.
Yes! Whiz! Bang! Choo! should definitely be the next album
Minnesota nice ends at the edge of the rink
Kepler love it. Cracking up like always
how dare you teach me hockey! lmao
This story has been awesome and I'm SO excited for the finale 👏👏👏 Thanks for all the work you guys have put into this 🙏 Cheers gang! 🍻💙
Holy shit, this was one of the best! Psyched for next week's BBEG!
My foot hurts a little at the moment; not from ice hockey, but from accidentally dropping a 2 litre full bottle of lemonade on it only a few minutes ago. Watching this short, made me smile and laugh, and my ache is cured. Thanks folks, miraculous a ever!
These videos are always funny.
Got to admit, i felt like Lance most of the time. "Wgat is going on? I don't understand."