22 Jump Street - History 101 Say Anything you Want

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  • 22 Jump Street - History 101 Say Anything you Want

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  • @bwhere45
    @bwhere45 6 років тому +13544

    The most unrealistic part of this scene is a professor knowing a students last name in a lecture hall.

    • @vitocold9240
      @vitocold9240 2 роки тому +147

      I actually did because the guy was a sociopath

    • @sandz000
      @sandz000 2 роки тому +51

      where i grow up its actually more common to be address with your last name in high school and college.

    • @bananapee86
      @bananapee86 2 роки тому +24

      @@sandz000 you can’t lick chicken nuggets if PF Chang’s doesn’t serve them

    • @thereckon3592
      @thereckon3592 2 роки тому +1

      @@bananapee86 wut??

    • @bananapee86
      @bananapee86 2 роки тому +1

      @@thereckon3592 farted on em ya gina

  • @24749ersrock
    @24749ersrock 2 роки тому +17500

    One of the rare times a comedy sequel lives up to the original

  • @freestylez3
    @freestylez3 7 років тому +15054

    "covalent bonds" that shit was too funny

    • @jeancrolon3639
      @jeancrolon3639 7 років тому +651

      What make me laught thats the thing he learned in the other movie

    • @BigpoppaEU
      @BigpoppaEU 7 років тому +271

      that's what made everyone laugh...seeing as that was sort of the joke little buddy.

    • @johnzackarias11
      @johnzackarias11 2 роки тому +14

      @@BigpoppaEU Shut up dude

    • @daviddang3458
      @daviddang3458 2 роки тому +30

      @@BigpoppaEU i didn't know it was from the other movie but it was still funny as hell

    • @oscairconnolly4716
      @oscairconnolly4716 2 роки тому +7

      @@daviddang3458 funny to you because it was so 'random' except it wasn't random

  • @JayWelton92
    @JayWelton92 8 років тому +7241

    "her and her actually am" lol

  • @sancheezzzy2712
    @sancheezzzy2712 6 років тому +11385

    "Mr. Mcquaid...?"
    "covalent bonds" lmao

    • @socalfaithfuls4020
      @socalfaithfuls4020 3 роки тому +77

      “ pffffff”

    • @dota2freaks
      @dota2freaks 3 роки тому +14

      🤣🤣😂😂

    • @paragboro9285
      @paragboro9285 3 роки тому +104

      He learnt that from part 1 🤣😂

    • @richardgrier8968
      @richardgrier8968 2 роки тому +22

      I was so sure that was the right answer. Either that or ATP is the power house of the cell.

    • @hugon6717
      @hugon6717 2 роки тому +3

      Lmao, I totally missed that.

  • @AlecF234
    @AlecF234 5 років тому +4821

    Cried laughing when he said “I don’t have any prior convictions” with such a straight face

  • @winterbonnie_8
    @winterbonnie_8 7 років тому +6793

    "I'm sleeping with two of my students, her and her, I really am"
    LOL XD

    • @totalba69
      @totalba69 5 років тому +50

      Actually***

    • @CandyFlip177
      @CandyFlip177 2 роки тому +14

      Hell yea nigga wtf

    • @johnjones_1501
      @johnjones_1501 2 роки тому +134

      That is actually the one thing he could say that would make him lose tenure, which by the way does not make you impossible to fire, it just sets it up so that you can only be fired following a judicial process that is designed to make sure that your termination is for cause, and not because someone with a political agenda is trying to fire anyone for teaching things contrary to their political views.

    • @fitrianhidayat
      @fitrianhidayat 2 роки тому +4

      @@johnjones_1501 even if they're >18?

    • @johnjones_1501
      @johnjones_1501 2 роки тому +97

      @@fitrianhidayat Doesn't matter, he is in a position of authority. They might reasonably assume that if they reject his advances, he would punish them academically. There may even be criminal and civil liability separate from academic regulation, and he just admitted to a large group of witnesses that he is taking advantage of his students.

  • @erk8364
    @erk8364 8 років тому +2879

    Why is Shia Leboeuf not in this guy's class?

  • @grant6052
    @grant6052 9 років тому +1889

    It's as if he's making some sort of Pokemon choice " Fyaato!"

    • @swiftbuddy8878
      @swiftbuddy8878 6 років тому +2

      Grant lol. First to comment on this

    • @dawsondudark
      @dawsondudark 4 роки тому +5

      More like “Fffffyatoh!!

    • @bananapee86
      @bananapee86 2 роки тому

      @AM3OBA dude your awful, shut up. Maybe if you weren’t ugly you’d get to lick the parts ya want

    • @siddharthnatarajan8723
      @siddharthnatarajan8723 2 роки тому +2

      @@bananapee86 Maybe if you knew the difference between you're and your , you wouldn't make a jackass of yourself on a youtube comments section .

    • @exxarts_
      @exxarts_ 2 роки тому

      Aaaa I’m dead 🤣🤣

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 7 років тому +2760

    2:02 I'm gonna be awesome in this class. Who I am is laze around watching UA-cam video and nothing else.

  • @CazM
    @CazM 9 років тому +5380

    as someone who works with faculty i can say with 100% certainty the tenure thing is legit. they don't turn in shit on time EVER and say and act however they want and they can't be fired for shit...short of extorting sex for grade or physically assaulting a student.

    • @robertz768
      @robertz768 3 роки тому +119

      As someone who *is* faculty; umm, not quite....

    • @iwishiwasthomasshelby
      @iwishiwasthomasshelby 2 роки тому +115

      As someone who is the same species as faculty, as long as they’re 18 they can’t be fired.

    • @JohnFKennedy420
      @JohnFKennedy420 2 роки тому +203

      @@robertz768 maybe not at the university you work at, but for everyone else, ummm Quite. Tenure is a powerful protection for professors. They can truly say whatever they want. I don’t believe you’re actually faculty since you seem to think that isn’t true lmao

    • @swimfan752
      @swimfan752 2 роки тому +14

      That’s not legit. I can’t believe people believe this shit

    • @kevin1049
      @kevin1049 2 роки тому +28

      Getting tenure then means, again, no initial period, no probation. That doesn’t mean that you can’t lose your job.

  • @M_D93
    @M_D93 8 років тому +5907

    I wish my classes were like this

    • @minidwarfdude9230
      @minidwarfdude9230 8 років тому +29

      Mickey Deez mine was with one teacher but he got fired

    • @M_D93
      @M_D93 8 років тому +18

      What for? Doing this?

    • @isomvp5521
      @isomvp5521 7 років тому +81

      Mickey Deez i have a teacher like this, on history...
      ITS FUCKING LIT

    • @M_D93
      @M_D93 7 років тому +1

      What is he like?

    • @Thomas-bv1qg
      @Thomas-bv1qg 7 років тому +50

      "FUCKING LIT"

  • @NidorinoAlliance
    @NidorinoAlliance 2 роки тому +508

    “Why would you ask me? I’m not a cop.” is a genuinely good answer to “what has been the result of the war on drugs?”.

    • @boatymcboatyface
      @boatymcboatyface Рік тому +17

      Not really cause most cops either don't know or wouldn't answer that question honestly.

    • @yyakaemun
      @yyakaemun Рік тому +9

      us gov secured profitable trade deals, created more jobs in central and south america and secured uninterrupted trade routes

    • @gclip9883
      @gclip9883 Рік тому

      @@boatymcboatyface Yeah, it is more a question about market economics. It is the job of the police to reinforce the existing laws, so a lot of cops identify with the system. And since the opinion by most experts in the field is that it failed miserably, chances are the cops opinion would be very biased. To be fair, things like "Law Enforcement Against Prohibition" exists, so there are at least some based police people.

  • @43videogamemaster
    @43videogamemaster 3 роки тому +2441

    I like how jimmy is being sarcastic and then corrects himself “I’m kidding it’s a football”

    • @gus1992
      @gus1992 2 роки тому +17

      He asked. Do u guys football? And he responds with im taking notes right now. Doesnt make sens ehahhaha

    • @yusufayaz2356
      @yusufayaz2356 2 роки тому +12

      That was very 'Jimmy' of him.

    • @jonasfischer9510
      @jonasfischer9510 Рік тому

      ​@@gus1992
      Okay you dumb

    • @marcuslong9761
      @marcuslong9761 Рік тому +5

      Bc it was a joke. He was ripping on him for asking a stupid question.

    • @jd0879
      @jd0879 7 місяців тому

      @@marcuslong9761It wasn’t a stupid question ….

  • @mprism7985
    @mprism7985 8 років тому +601

    fiatoe!

    • @wennethicus5212
      @wennethicus5212 8 років тому +10

      I thought it was 'firetoe'. Like a toe on fire.

    • @eternalpain232
      @eternalpain232 8 років тому +3

      i was thinking it was like fire toad but that makes sense

    • @alfredoquezada3711
      @alfredoquezada3711 8 років тому +3

      ins't that "Fiatoe" a reference from the movie Road Trip...you know the professor in college seminar ...

    • @TheDevilHydraProdsXXII
      @TheDevilHydraProdsXXII 7 років тому +4

      fiatoe not a word but i am going to accept it

    • @recessionto5537
      @recessionto5537 5 років тому +2

      Fieto*

  • @larry4052
    @larry4052 9 років тому +1507

    Fffffayto

  • @lennertvandyck5185
    @lennertvandyck5185 2 роки тому +1397

    "No this is actually my laptop, I am taking notes right now"
    "Just kidding it's a football"
    Made me laugh so hard

    • @superegobeats
      @superegobeats 2 роки тому +32

      Especially his facial expression right before the cut

    • @martyminus90
      @martyminus90 2 роки тому +15

      *it's a hand egg

    • @notsauer
      @notsauer 2 роки тому

      @@martyminus90 nah

    • @alejandrobarojas4343
      @alejandrobarojas4343 2 роки тому

      @@martyminus90 *Football

    • @RamesesBolton
      @RamesesBolton Рік тому

      @@alejandrobarojas4343 Its not a ball though and they rarely kick it

  • @rjn8001
    @rjn8001 8 років тому +5756

    Patton Oswalt needs to be in more movies.

    • @jameswillis1763
      @jameswillis1763 7 років тому +75

      Yeah, more animated movies!

    • @capkernel
      @capkernel 5 років тому +85

      Patton Oswalt needs to be in more everything

    • @MrSlipknot321
      @MrSlipknot321 5 років тому +17

      Thank you!!!! Been searching for that guys name for half an hour!!! Dumb I know but it worked.

    • @Seasonal-Shadow_4674
      @Seasonal-Shadow_4674 4 роки тому +20

      he was in Agents of Shield and Community

    • @Foxhound686
      @Foxhound686 4 роки тому +2

      When he was the boss in observe and report 😂😂😂

  • @Sheriff_K
    @Sheriff_K 8 років тому +316

    "I'm sleeping with two of my students; her and her actually."

  • @neilloveminecraft
    @neilloveminecraft 3 роки тому +1074

    If the professor knows your name in a class this size that’s crazy

    • @swimfan752
      @swimfan752 2 роки тому +56

      That’s how you know it’s a movie

    • @Francis...
      @Francis... 2 роки тому +18

      I thought the paper in his hand were the class list.

    • @Alab.A
      @Alab.A 2 роки тому +7

      If you study in india,its no big deal,they know everyone

    • @littlebaldedone
      @littlebaldedone 2 роки тому +3

      @@Alab.A mainly cuz they actually take the time to remember your names, my teachers asked for our names quite a few times, but it paid off.

    • @waseem7195
      @waseem7195 2 роки тому

      It's also the first day. How the fuq

  • @maximillianosaben
    @maximillianosaben 2 роки тому +446

    Every once in a blue moon Fiato pops into my mind, and I always laugh.

    • @SliceofBread123
      @SliceofBread123 2 роки тому +22

      “F-f-fiato!”

    • @WaveWilliams
      @WaveWilliams 2 роки тому +7

      For a split second I thought he said fire toad

    • @maximillianosaben
      @maximillianosaben 2 роки тому +1

      @@WaveWilliams - Gotta be honest, until I wrote my comment I always thought it was Fiatobe, but Google proved me wrong.

  • @manbearpig1190
    @manbearpig1190 9 років тому +1587

    ratatouille he's from ratatouille lol

    • @xxladybug94
      @xxladybug94 9 років тому +13

      Manbearpig omg for real??! haha xD

    • @manbearpig1190
      @manbearpig1190 9 років тому +19

      xxladybug94 Yea www.imdb.com/title/tt0382932/?ref_=nv_sr_3
      www.imdb.com/title/tt2294449/fullcredits?ref_=tt_cl_sm#cast
      Actor Patton Oswald

    • @JMMDD
      @JMMDD 7 років тому +28

      Manbearpig fuck dude I couldn't figure out what he was from, thanks xd

    • @axelfoley1406
      @axelfoley1406 6 років тому +8

      He was also Spencer from King of Queens.

    • @danmart9660
      @danmart9660 6 років тому +10

      Manbearpig how about Mr. Incredible's boss?? The short guy

  • @MarkanVaran7
    @MarkanVaran7 6 років тому +215

    "Then your dealer is selling some pretty stepped on shit"
    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @jonathanf3604
    @jonathanf3604 2 роки тому +506

    So much comedy packed into 2 minutes 😂 this movie is the best

  • @rebeccashuman6199
    @rebeccashuman6199 2 роки тому +15

    “Covalent bonds” scene gets me every time. XD

  • @stonewall-mz7yl
    @stonewall-mz7yl 4 роки тому +171

    This is so true about tenured professors. They just start making shit up after a while.

    • @DHEspana
      @DHEspana Рік тому

      yeah no, they usualy face constant pressure from their faculties to bring in research money so have to dedicate heavy hours to research

  • @sealclubber1383
    @sealclubber1383 8 років тому +893

    You can't say anything you want in collage

    • @Kenosis_Ralte
      @Kenosis_Ralte 8 років тому +208

      *college ... maybe you have to say something in college after all

    • @trackboy17
      @trackboy17 8 років тому +116

      Seal Clubber but my mom puts whatever she wants in her collages

    • @JP-rf8rr
      @JP-rf8rr 7 років тому +46

      as long as its not in... MY SAFE SPACE

    • @transAmos654123
      @transAmos654123 7 років тому +17

      ... well not anymore with THESE GODDAMN SJDUBBUYAASSS!!!

    • @christianrooks4610
      @christianrooks4610 6 років тому +10

      You pretty much can as long as you can back it up.

  • @sulamccaskie4697
    @sulamccaskie4697 6 років тому +272

    Patton's reaction when Channing said covalent bonds is priceless.

  • @bluesteel8828
    @bluesteel8828 8 років тому +306

    Did anyone notice that he wrote Star Wars on the board behind him as American failed policy

    • @johnbrown377
      @johnbrown377 8 років тому +83

      It is a failed policy, nickname for en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_Defense_Initiative

    • @juliokugler605
      @juliokugler605 7 років тому +6

      Blue Steel only the prequels, man

    • @jeancrolon3639
      @jeancrolon3639 7 років тому +5

      Funny enought the directors of this movie are the directors of the han solo movie

    • @austingrant1860
      @austingrant1860 7 років тому +1

      Not the movies

    • @forzenskijack7925
      @forzenskijack7925 7 років тому +15

      it was a defense system Nixon tried to have passed so America can defend from nukes from Russia, nicknamed Star Wars cuz it used satellites from space to shoot lasers at any ICBMs heading our way

  • @arthursaey
    @arthursaey 8 років тому +405

    Anyone notice the blackboard says 'failed american policy'....'star wars'.

    • @Inthatgoodway
      @Inthatgoodway 8 років тому +61

      the star wars defence program where it banned turning the moon into a military base

    • @Inthatgoodway
      @Inthatgoodway 8 років тому +54

      +TheGrasshugger the hell am i thinking of? wasn't it a debunked satellite defence program?

    • @envyus83
      @envyus83 8 років тому +28

      +micheal cameron Yeah. Have no idea where you got "turning the moon into a military base" from lmao

    • @George-dk8cm
      @George-dk8cm 7 років тому

      probably iron sky

    • @rolf778
      @rolf778 6 років тому +16

      Wasn't that one of Reagan's policy?

  • @schematicb5393
    @schematicb5393 6 років тому +767

    This teacher is hilarious! I feel like it'd be fun to have a teacher like him MINUS his creepy relationship with the students

    • @paxtonwade1
      @paxtonwade1 2 роки тому +7

      Shut up

    • @noellealdi881
      @noellealdi881 2 роки тому +3

      Right 😂

    • @somepeoplecanthandlethetruth
      @somepeoplecanthandlethetruth 2 роки тому +48

      I fond it hilarious college girls are over 18, they are capable of making decision on who to vote for and live their lives without supervision of parents yet they are incapable of deciding on who they should screw. Seems 100% logical. If the teacher was channing tatum and not a troll you wouldn't have said a word.

    • @creatorzp
      @creatorzp 2 роки тому +26

      @@somepeoplecanthandlethetruth and if he was channing tutum it would still be weird. with the other guy i felt uncomfortable knowing he was meant to be 25 or smth and she was barely legal.

    • @erncolin
      @erncolin 2 роки тому +68

      @@somepeoplecanthandlethetruth well one problem with that is the teacher could be giving the girls high grades just because they slept or dating him which is an abuse of power

  • @DriftXperience27
    @DriftXperience27 8 років тому +166

    covalent bonds LMAOOO

  • @godzilladude1231
    @godzilladude1231 8 років тому +822

    A toast to Patton Oswalt... one of the most underrated comedians of our time XD

    • @urmama54
      @urmama54 5 років тому +2

      does he make u laugh lol

    • @asseater1895
      @asseater1895 2 роки тому +3

      @@urmama54 ur mom does

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 2 роки тому +1

      He perfectly summed up the problem with modern academia.

    • @JohnSmith-hs3po
      @JohnSmith-hs3po 2 роки тому

      He’s a wee goon lol

    • @joeman4901
      @joeman4901 2 роки тому +1

      @@matthew8153 Lol I was looking for comments about his idiotic comment on Chappelle

  • @thenauticalmariner1365
    @thenauticalmariner1365 8 років тому +380

    The teacher is remy from ratituioue

  • @cokebenni
    @cokebenni 8 років тому +95

    Hey it's the guy from agents of shield that won't shut up about lanyards

    • @buzzdash
      @buzzdash 8 років тому +8

      he's a professional comedian too

    • @paulbrady1149
      @paulbrady1149 6 років тому

      Hey! Lanyards are cool, don't be a dick! 😑

  • @therealjesuschrist9160
    @therealjesuschrist9160 2 роки тому +30

    1:50 that’s why I love college. Shit like that really happens, someone says something beyond stupid but sometimes there’s that one Professor that supports them through everything and thanks them for the effort. 😂😅

  • @scrublord6476
    @scrublord6476 6 років тому +67

    0:19 when you go in undercover as a science prodigy and come out as an actual science prodigy

  • @EpicPiranhaStudio
    @EpicPiranhaStudio 8 років тому +122

    You can see the guy to the right of Jenko trying not to laugh.

    • @ec0928
      @ec0928 8 років тому +6

      +EpicPiranhaStudio You can't see the guy to the right of Jenko. It's the guy to his left trying not to laugh.

    • @Taospark
      @Taospark 8 років тому +1

      +Ec09 Stage right.

    • @fruitbythefoote
      @fruitbythefoote 4 роки тому

      To be fair, the guy is still doing a better job than Jimmy Fallon in the "More Cowbell" skit from SNL.

  • @kevintorres8810
    @kevintorres8810 9 років тому +110

    this scene had me crying omg

  • @torinwulfren9463
    @torinwulfren9463 6 років тому +57

    173 people did not accept “Fiatoe” as a word.

  • @TartaruzTheGreat
    @TartaruzTheGreat 8 років тому +82

    Covalent bonds

  • @christopherramsey7027
    @christopherramsey7027 4 роки тому +39

    "please respond to my texts" lmao

  • @anirudhbhattacharya9469
    @anirudhbhattacharya9469 3 роки тому +356

    Believe it or not, my history teacher is the exact same, except he wears boots, camo pants, a half-sleeved shirt over a t-shirt, a pair of aviator shades, has a huge beard and both his arms are covered in tattoos. The guy is probably the most honest and down to earth person in college, with stories that can drive you nuts.

    • @swimfan752
      @swimfan752 2 роки тому +46

      So not similar at all, got it.

    • @darkknight3251
      @darkknight3251 2 роки тому

      This is a year late. But I'm curious of the stories

    • @camnunes8847
      @camnunes8847 2 роки тому +41

      He's also sleeping wirh two of his students?

    • @arvinbuenaagua5161
      @arvinbuenaagua5161 2 роки тому +8

      Did you respond to his texts

    • @bionmccool
      @bionmccool 2 роки тому

      Mine was a Tall Texan wearing cowboy boots with the most beautiful long silver hair and beard I've ever seen. He didn't have a southern accent, but I really considered failing the course to hear him scream "You shall not pass"

  • @chevyboyzz4996
    @chevyboyzz4996 8 років тому +97

    Y'all keep thinking of Remy but all I see is Spence lmao!

    • @katbuffey8834
      @katbuffey8834 8 років тому +3

      omg me too, I just watched the one were he pretended to be Carrie's husband

    • @chevyboyzz4996
      @chevyboyzz4996 8 років тому +4

      Lol the King of queens be having me rollin

    • @katbuffey8834
      @katbuffey8834 8 років тому +3

      +Rodrigo Gonzalez one of my favorites

    • @thewayofway1
      @thewayofway1 8 років тому +2

      +MASERATI BOYZ Yes! Especially Carrie. That show is to underrated.

  • @lukavukanic5785
    @lukavukanic5785 8 років тому +72

    He's the voice from ratatouille

  • @BScott7220
    @BScott7220 2 роки тому +63

    This is the most accurate portrayal of a college professor ever put onto film.

    • @l3ftie578
      @l3ftie578 11 місяців тому +1

      I have had 3 older male professors that act just like him lol

  • @TheFootballPlaya
    @TheFootballPlaya 8 років тому +174

    Fiya Toe!

  • @BarrStar91
    @BarrStar91 8 років тому +47

    Jimmy tatro fuckin rules

    • @MrSkinnyWhale
      @MrSkinnyWhale 7 років тому +9

      Shoulda got Christian sitting next to him with a bowl of cereal haha

  • @hamzahtahir2233
    @hamzahtahir2233 3 роки тому +49

    this scene had no business to be inspringing and funny at the same time

  • @FederationStarShip
    @FederationStarShip 6 років тому +35

    "Her and her, I actually am"

  • @alexsoulblade
    @alexsoulblade 8 років тому +125

    that sounds like the kid from bobs burgers

    • @mozambiquemode
      @mozambiquemode 7 років тому +3

      its not

    • @sethmartinez5146
      @sethmartinez5146 7 років тому +4

      Alex K. It kinda does lol

    • @Danny052219
      @Danny052219 7 років тому +1

      No but he has a part in Bob's burgers as the voice of a food critic, and hes also in bojack horseman and archer with other minor roles.

    • @ADollarProductions
      @ADollarProductions 7 років тому +3

      Pyjama sam mvp i'm chuck cheddar

  • @thebigswoe4860
    @thebigswoe4860 2 роки тому +96

    “I want you to question what I’m saying…”
    Said no social science or Humanities professor ever

    • @gogl0l386
      @gogl0l386 2 роки тому +9

      That's why the humanities needs more rigor like mathematics.
      If you ask "but why is that true" in humanities subjects, eventually you reach a "you just gotta trust this source".
      But if you do it in mathematics everything has explanations until we reachvery intuitive axioms like "Because if A implies B, and if we now A is true, then B must also be true".

    • @ResistanceQuest
      @ResistanceQuest 2 роки тому +3

      Actually, having graduated with a humanities degree, I can say that they (some of them) do SAY this, but they want you to "question" what they say in a very specific way, which makes their idea of "free thought" extremely rhetorical. "rhetorical" in the sense that they ask a question and already know what answer they will accept. But not all of them are like that. Some of them actually do want you to question them. But they don't approach the subject in such a grandiose, pretentious way.

    • @ResistanceQuest
      @ResistanceQuest 2 роки тому

      @@gogl0l386 unfortunately, the issue is that humanities can't really be measured that way. If it could, ideas of what is good or bad would become so strict that freedom of thought would suffer. Actually, this kind of describes what we have going on now, doesn't it? If A, B, and C must be a present in a film for it to be considered "acceptable," the quality of films suffers.

    • @gogl0l386
      @gogl0l386 2 роки тому +2

      @@ResistanceQuest I was more talking about the Social "sciences" as opposed to the arts. I myself am a mathematician, but I also love music on my free time, but I find it super cringe when mathematicians try to explain why music sounds good with math, because they're (unawarely) assuming as an axiom that there exists certain conditions for sound that is universally agreed to sound good, which in my opinion is not a thing you can assume.
      In the social sciences however the goal is usually understanding rather than appreciation. The problem I have with it is that they use spoken language to reason about it. And in spoken languages it's really easy for ambiguity and unintended assumptions to exist undetected by us humans.
      This is actually quite simmilar to how physics looked like long ago in ancient greece. But physics was not very useful back then. The one who revolutionised it was sir Isaac Netwon who made a model of physics with few axioms, and the results were only from the mathematical implications. And thus the world was changed forever because the science allowed for the industrial revolution to occur.
      That is what I hope happens to the social sciences someday soon in the future. We stem people like to make fun of the humanities alot. But the fact still remains that they are immensely important. Because perhaps if they had rigorous models that predicted specific things more precisely then mental health, the economy, global conflicts and famine might be fixed.

    • @_life_is_a_mitch_
      @_life_is_a_mitch_ 2 роки тому +2

      I had a sociology professor that just would leave the floor open for debate. Things got real heavy when I was sitting next to a Catholic nun and a few other students and the topic of abortion was brought up. Cool class tho!

  • @thomasmuller7-159
    @thomasmuller7-159 7 років тому +39

    To be honest this is basically College
    Unless the professor really fucks up, he/she can't get fired.
    Students can pretty much say what they want

  • @avirudhkaushik4951
    @avirudhkaushik4951 8 років тому +92

    What about the dude sitting right behind Channing who looks like some convict who has escaped and is seriously pissed off for some reason !!

    • @franciscoancer2618
      @franciscoancer2618 5 років тому +2

      You mean the black guy drinking his beer. Racist!!

    • @Ichigoku15
      @Ichigoku15 5 років тому +2

      @@franciscoancer2618 I think it's Diet Coke. Not sure a school would allow beer in class, even one in the universe of this film series.

  • @LeeStar1234
    @LeeStar1234 3 роки тому +14

    0:57 it's funny because Jenko's undercover and from the professor saying that, Jenko thinks that everyone might know that he is a cop but the professor meant the Jenko wasn't being his true self.

  • @LiamJohnson470
    @LiamJohnson470 2 роки тому +15

    The teacher voices Remy from Ratatouille 😂

  • @Nantosuelta
    @Nantosuelta 2 роки тому +26

    Patton Oswalt is absolutely hilarious in this scene.

  • @CullenCochran
    @CullenCochran 3 роки тому +74

    This scene was 20% smarter than the rest of the movie

  • @harrisumar3099
    @harrisumar3099 8 років тому +30

    "This class is such a gut. Hey, do you guys play Football? No, this is actually my laptop. Yeah, I'm taking notes right now, huh? I'm kidding, it's a Football." Funny Jimmy Tatro. And then, Jimmy just looks at Wyatt.

  • @sng3939
    @sng3939 2 роки тому +26

    These 2 films are legendary. Comedies nowadays don’t come close to this

  • @Mr.Eminem
    @Mr.Eminem 6 років тому +56

    Such a motivational class

  • @shinpotato
    @shinpotato 8 років тому +26

    i got here from watching kobe videos

  • @tomoakley760
    @tomoakley760 2 роки тому +12

    Patton Oswald is one of those character actors who sneaks up on you with how consistently he kills every role he plays.

  • @solomonheppner
    @solomonheppner 2 роки тому +12

    "I can say whatever i want, they cant fire me"
    Very accurate for collage teachers

  • @BlackHawk2901
    @BlackHawk2901 2 роки тому +127

    Patton Oswald saying “we’re in college, you can say anything you want” is the most ironic thing I’ve ever heard

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 2 роки тому +20

      The cherry on top was the “George Washington was a black lesbian”
      This clip pokes fun at everything wrong with academia today.

    • @aguwas
      @aguwas 2 роки тому

      Ty for telling me the teachers real name, I swear I recognized his voice from somewhere and it had me thinking for a good 10 minutes and found out he voiced Jesse from Minecraft story mode which was what I was thinking abt

    • @BlackHawk2901
      @BlackHawk2901 2 роки тому +4

      @Misinfotainment damn, I didn’t know that my 3rd grade ELA teacher got a youtube channel!

    • @cryptojihadi265
      @cryptojihadi265 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah. That didn't age too well.

    • @blackout07blue
      @blackout07blue 2 роки тому +1

      Not that ironic. College is pretty free-speech unless you’re a Fox News professional victim.

  • @DreamDemonify
    @DreamDemonify Рік тому +6

    The "saying whatever you want" in college didn't age very well.

  • @Craig_Montalbano
    @Craig_Montalbano 5 років тому +4

    0:11 Dylan Maxwell(American Vandal)

  • @TymphaRedbreaduwuowo
    @TymphaRedbreaduwuowo 9 років тому +8

    yeah that professor guy was spot on about questioning authourity always, spot fuckiing on

  • @richjennings63
    @richjennings63 2 роки тому +23

    Lmao this guy is a pretty good caricature of a lot of professors I've had.

  • @yomech_4554
    @yomech_4554 4 роки тому +16

    1:38 😂 the Eiffel Tower killed me

  • @BlzrTV
    @BlzrTV 2 роки тому +27

    "covalent bonds" is of the funniest lines in this series

  • @mitchfandnoahg
    @mitchfandnoahg 7 років тому +19

    Hey it's Spence Olchen glad to see he got out of the subway token booth

  • @ryanlie6250
    @ryanlie6250 2 роки тому +8

    “You can say whatever you want in college” well that didnt age well..

    • @joeman4901
      @joeman4901 2 роки тому +2

      You’ll get canceled lol

  • @jonathanjames2162
    @jonathanjames2162 6 років тому +16

    As someone studying to become an English professor, college professors/instructors do not get Tenure lmao

    • @PtylerBeats
      @PtylerBeats 4 роки тому +14

      I don’t know what colleges you’re at, but they sure as heck DO have tenure lol it’s not as much freedom as they make it sound in this movie, but it’s definitely a thing. I had professors who may or may not show up for class some days, they never turned in final grades by the deadline, I had heard through other professors that they were really flaky and just barely did their job if at all. But they had tenure so they couldn’t be fired. Aside from doing something illegal, they really couldn’t be fired. Or I guess sleeping with students for grade.

  • @thomasfoster7285
    @thomasfoster7285 6 років тому +8

    I literally had a professor like this. The one English course I took before I went on to my engineering major courses which actually taught me shit

  • @theo9743
    @theo9743 6 років тому +12

    "I'm sleeping with two of my students her and her"

  • @cooney2011
    @cooney2011 9 років тому +12

    0:15 that was the funniest bit in the movie

  • @ericmueser
    @ericmueser Рік тому +6

    Every once in a while, you come across a movie where every line is iconic and quotable. Airplane, Spaceballs, Ferris Bueller, the list goes on. 21 Jump Street and 22 Jump Street are both that way.
    They just don't miss.

  • @bryce3851
    @bryce3851 5 років тому +21

    God I wish I had a professor like this

  • @sampson9115
    @sampson9115 2 роки тому

    0:11 “Bruh I didn’t ask you if it was a football, I asked if you played Jimmy”

  • @UncleAnaesthesia
    @UncleAnaesthesia 6 років тому +11

    I would so attend a seminar with Patton Oswald as a professor. Nice casting pick, producers.

    • @arieggerts2709
      @arieggerts2709 2 роки тому

      You whould not want him as your professor in thia movie

  • @Trehrrll
    @Trehrrll 6 років тому +7

    Please respond to my text 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @teddythenorthernbear8183
    @teddythenorthernbear8183 7 років тому +8

    REMY, YOU GOTTA GET BACK TO THE RESTUARANT

  • @AmyLou733
    @AmyLou733 2 роки тому +5

    I would LOVE to have Patton Oswald as a professor for any subject.

  • @MrFitzonic
    @MrFitzonic 2 роки тому +27

    "That's the beauty of college, you can say whatever you want."
    that's how you know this film was made years ago lmao

    • @blackout07blue
      @blackout07blue 2 роки тому

      OP, you’re a dumbFck. College is exactly the same way it’s always been. Stop being a professional victim like Fox News.

    • @blackout07blue
      @blackout07blue 2 роки тому +1

      How dare kids not want a white supremacist or a eugenics speaker to give a speech on campus, when there are 100 other venues the moron can give a speech.

  • @ben-si3dk
    @ben-si3dk 2 роки тому +1

    College is the last place you can say hat ever you want, you better say what everyone else is saying and believing or they’ll start circling

  • @LILFAZCV
    @LILFAZCV 6 років тому +9

    "that's the beauty of college, you can say whatever you want!" oh how times have changed

    • @blackout07blue
      @blackout07blue 2 роки тому +3

      Literally nothing has changed. Did you even go to college?

    • @blackout07blue
      @blackout07blue 2 роки тому +1

      The wannabe-victims who watch Fox News are the ones who think college is different than previously. Nothing has changed. Stop crying on Fox News like professional victim dorks.

    • @magik97
      @magik97 Рік тому

      ​@@blackout07blue a lot of things have changed. Don't you see low intelligence students screaming and crying and interrupting talks cus a they think the speaker is a - ist
      Have you been to college?

  • @2CanSam1000
    @2CanSam1000 Рік тому +7

    "This is college, you can say whatever you want"
    That did not age well

  • @martypayne5650
    @martypayne5650 2 роки тому +6

    “Pleeease respond to my texts”
    Cut to next scene 😂😂

  • @DarksouIjah
    @DarksouIjah 2 роки тому +7

    0:16 his face he gives to his friend is fucking hysterical.

  • @salad3297
    @salad3297 2 роки тому +15

    My history teacher had the same energy as him, i feel like every history teacher have too

  • @ryang54712
    @ryang54712 7 років тому +21

    LMAO " covalent bonds" that callback

  • @kboytv9680
    @kboytv9680 2 роки тому +8

    1:54 me trying to say something when I’m too nervous

  • @meekmeads
    @meekmeads 6 років тому +21

    In college
    You can say whatever you want, or be whatever you want to be...
    as long as it doesn't disagree or disproves them.

    • @sunkintree
      @sunkintree 2 роки тому +1

      Tell me you're an uneducated failure without telling me you're an uneducated failure

  • @j_md1148
    @j_md1148 8 років тому +131

    Kinda feel like Donald Trump went to this class

    • @lukesmiley1167
      @lukesmiley1167 6 років тому +2

      J_MD Nah

    • @nickfoster848
      @nickfoster848 6 років тому +2

      It’s idiot classes like this that got Trump elected

    • @lukesmiley1167
      @lukesmiley1167 6 років тому +5

      Nick Foster he had a very high IQ so I don’t know where you are going with this.

    • @jovanir4906
      @jovanir4906 6 років тому +3

      Nick Foster yea why go to fucking stupid classes like this take gender studies HILLARY 2020

    • @lukesmiley1167
      @lukesmiley1167 6 років тому +1

      Jovani R 😂😂😂

  • @DrMattDestruction
    @DrMattDestruction 2 роки тому +1

    Universal Basic Income today! give money to the homeless today! i gave $1.40 CDN to two homeless people recently.

  • @matthew8153
    @matthew8153 2 роки тому +3

    The “I’ve got tenure, I can say anything I want: George Washington was a black lesbian” really sums up the problem with modern academia.

  • @slimeysosa1013
    @slimeysosa1013 2 роки тому +7

    Honestly this is a pretty accurate representation of tenured profs

  • @ronessiestevez5861
    @ronessiestevez5861 2 роки тому +9

    We need a 23 Jump Street please 😢

    • @toddp9286
      @toddp9286 2 роки тому

      They already did it, in the post-credits lol

  • @nathan1507
    @nathan1507 2 роки тому +3

    The teacher seems pretty chill, why is everyone so mean:(