My Pillow Guy Spouts The Same Election Fraud Lies The Ex-President Plans To Use At Impeachment Trial
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- Опубліковано 2 лют 2021
- The disgraced former president's legal filing indicates he plans to repeat his lies about election fraud at trial, the same lies that My Pillow founder Mike Lindell keeps spouting in interviews even after being sued by Dominion Voting Systems. #Colbert #ALateShow #Monologue
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That moment when even Newsmax is sick of your sh*t.
Exactly who’s backing them? They don’t have the faux pocket cash
Pretty sure Hugo Chavez is sick of the Q idiots too. Dude just wants to rest in peace.
Newsmax would be spreading their cheeks and pumping that shit onto screens 24/7 if they wouldn't be held legally accountable for it. They're not sick of shit, they're terrified of actually being held accountable for the *specific* shit they've been producing.
No, they dont mind the insanity, its making them rich. They just dont want to get sued.
@@TheTaintedWisdom I'd like to see Dominion or hell, any company go after Fox and Rupert Murdock.
Congrats Jon Batiste!!!!
“To sit on”
And a thousand fan girls swoon at the idea.
I was dying with that Mike Pillow segment. 😂👍
Dominion spoke the only language America understands. Good for them for literally holding these nuts to the fire.
Hopefully they are showing others the way
You mean "their" nuts...
it's funny how all these nut jobs who spout lies and shit out of their mouth magically have a conscious once their wallet gets hit.
I would love to see more of this litigation from the democrats
This is so amazing. For so long, these people could say and do anything. Lie, hate, divide and destroy democracy, without ever having to face ANY consequences for it. But all of a sudden there comes a voting machine company none of us have ever heard of before and says: "enough is enough, the will be consequences this time". And they are collectively losing their mind.
ahhhhh! "The ex president" I'll never tire of hearing that phrase
Prisoner 45987, can't wait to hear that phrase.
I also love that they won't put his name anymore.... Lol
I've been calling him "President-Reject Donald Trump", and it's music to my ears! 👍😉
Oh Yes. The Orange faced man in a orange jumpsuit would make me happy for the rest of my life.
How about "the ex-pissant"?
Congratulations to all your superb writers, Stephen! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
"A" Late Show does not need a viewing audience. Stephen has me cracking up in my home watching him from his home/studio/room with a camera. And the "Missus" laughing in the background is priceless.
I find the guy vacant and unhumorous, but to each their own.
@@johnevanoff5873 Then don't watch.
@@meljamz I dont
@@johnevanoff5873 Then I must be talking to myself. Move along
@@johnevanoff5873 yet, you're watching and commenting on this clip. Hypocrite much?
Newsmax anchor just straight up went, 'I am _not_ going to court for this.' and bailed.
What's even funnier about all of this is that by this point, he doesn't get a choice. He could quit Newsmax completely and publicly disavow them and the conspiracy theories they spread, and he will still be dragged to the stand and ordered to testify.
@@TheAxlin As the racists used to say, you sleep with the dogs, you get fleas.
In this case it's capitalist pig-dogs.
Read this before I saw it and I though he just cut the interview short or something. He fucking left, amazing. I'm a little surprised though, cause I always thought you needed a spine to get up, but he managed it anyway. Good for him I guess.
@@creativedesignation7880
"..needed a spine..."😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@creativedesignation7880 I wonder, since he had time to cross to the desk, if he cut Lindell's feed himself given his feed disappeared completely and he'd already addressed the producer directly.
“Producers can we get out of here” I lost it 💀😝😜😂🤣
That was awesome...had me in giggles
I was laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣
*forget it, I’ll get out myself* 😂😂
When you too cray for Newsmax.
And, they go to the 2 shot and it's the empty chair!
Tommy Tuberville in the 4th grade: I can't take the math test
Teacher: Why?
Tommy: It's raining outside
😂
I didnt see the Cujo joke coming! I was crying from laughing so hard
“The Jewish Space Laser” also known in the galaxy as “the Death Star of David”.
Well they gotta counter the neo nazi beam with somethin
You Sir just won the Internet. Genius.
Uhhh...also know in the scientific community as, "lightning?"
Tou Fik *too good*
LOL
Honestly, as a non-american I no longer need to watch any netflix comedy dramas as I get my fix from watching american news🐱.
Hold my chai. Watch Republic TV in India. Disclaimer: I do not.
I know right? It's like 'The Purge', only it's real, there are more idiots to laugh at, and you don't need to pay to watch it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 same...
I mean, it's the US version of Telenovelas
To be clear, newsmax isn’t news
He'd be able to hear the question if he stopped screaming for a second.
Indeed, somehow thats what sheeple require and still remain arrogant sheeple
Most of the jokes I love on the show are subtle and easy to miss, but when the camera guy laughs because Stephen threw himself on the floor over a Cujo joke, it's hard not to crack up.
the herd playing with the sheep you asshat....wicked funny!
Pillow guy has obviously relapsed. He is tweaking out.
And you know Trump is his dealer.
his dealer: "how many rocks you want?"
mypillowfreak: "yes"
I don't know Mike. But I'd ask him to speak to family and friends if he won't seek out therapy. Advise him no matter how every fiber of his being feels drowning in an election fraud scam by faith instead of facts, don't talk to anyone about politics. Not because it's upsetting and divisive by nature, but because that's not now or any further his priority.
At the bare absolute minimum take the lesson what happened on January 6th was because people wouldn't stop fighting. No one wants to be a looser. But the price of being a winner just isn't worth it when it hurt and kills others.
Smoking pillows?
I feel bad for all of his sane employees.
what about him saying “i’ll be storming the Capitol WITH YOU!!” that’s a much more damning statement.
Unfortunately, those weren't his exact words.
He said "I'll march to the Capitol with you."
Note that he didn't, though.
@@scottbecker4367 yup, he wound them up, pointed them at the capitol, then went home and practiced acting surprised
@@Nevertoleave he did not even go, he was driven home, the farthest he walks on foot is probably to the sh**r, can't believe thos numnuts actually believed him
My Pillow Guy was going full steam off the track Grand Wreck 1918 style
Newsmax: We don't respect fact, reason, or logic, but we do respect a lawsuit.
you must be a trumper
@@orionx79 How so?
That is the Religion of anyone these days trying to live in America...., is becoming intolerable at street level even in the Olympic city. The Religion of Currency has taken over since the millennium. And it's starting to really show. It's only going to get worse.
@@keithspainjr7669 I agree. If the only thing we can agree on in this country is the value of money, there is nothing to stop us from losing everything eventually, money included.
newsmax tells the truth bro sorry you are caught up in the lies told at CNN which is proven to be propaganda
The so called news anchor at Newsmax doesn’t want to get sued by Dominion. However I’m glad he spoke up and walked off the set. Mr. Pillow guy is NUTS!!! I swear they turned his mic all the way down 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh come on .... you know _who_ has all the space lasers.
Maybe he and M. Greene do crack together.
Being sued is the only reason they have ever attempted to use facts in reporting. It undermines their entire model
I've encountered people in a mental ward that are more sane. Seriously, I have.
@Unfiltered Reality anti white media? Well if that isn't a red flag comment... 🤔
but, he had to apologize to the viewers. Newsmax is slave to Trumpists nuts.
I owe Steve big time. I wouldn't have survived Trump without him.
Same
Omg same!!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤣😂
Same dude.
America: "Same" 😋
You mean without a fake comedian to prop up your implanted beliefs from a billionaire corporation?
*Tommy Tuberville:* _I haven't figured out how many of my constituents are batshit crazy just yet...I'll decide what my opinion is when I know if it's going to cost me any votes..._
_...in the meantime: how 'bout this weather, eh?_
This is a 5-star clip. Had me LOL. Great writing and Stephen was on FIRE! Thanks for the much needed laughs.
Let's just hope that when Green is booted off those committees, that she goes on a Twitter rant that sees her banned there too.
i'm tired of hearing about her already. please stop giving her air-time.
She's already said what she's going to do. She is going to use it to raise money to help her fight for re-election or even higher office.
It’s very obvious !!
She will be stripped of her committee roles
Yep
I’m waiting for the rest of the hearing today
The panic in this man’s voice when he’s calling “Mike...Mike...MIKE!!!!” you can definitely see him thinking about that cease and desist they probably receive
Who's suing NewsMax over their false claims about the elections?
I've heard about the Cease & Decists, but not who's behind it.
@@amyliaclenny1866 Dominion, the company who owns the voting machines they accused of being rigged.
or the billion dollar pro-action protocol letter
Give a crazy man a megaphone and you're shocked he uses it?
It's like Jingleheimer Junction, where Isabelle Inspiration, Laurence Love, and Fiona Friendship insist that new friend Mike Meditation go straight to the head of the line.
The Cujo bit was PERFECT!!
Typical liberal racism projecting your racism on others.
@@eblasphamy1 Watch out, your true colors are showing.
Good thing Dominion finally sue all those people/organizations.
Took a while... I guess they were waiting things to go down a little
so they get all the proof they need to sue them.
maybe they will also sue John Oliver ua-cam.com/video/svEuG_ekNT0/v-deo.html
NEWSMAX IS CENSORING VOICES... now that's just hilarious
If by censoring you mean not continuing to knowingly give a platform to slanderous remarks?
Sure. Of course they only bother because they've finally pissed off someone with the lawyers to do something about it.
@@paulk5670 which of course to the *rump supporters is censorship. If they can’t call someone a slur and scream that people are baby eaters on a privately owned platform then the democrats are taking away their rights! Newsmax only has to say they can’t verify what their guests are yelling two more times and they’ll get to be labeled the lying liberal media by Donald
@@Nevertoleave Oh I think they already crossed the 'lying media' bridge. Did you miss the part where they states clearly they accept the election results as legal and fair, or something to that effect?
Only because they are being sued! Funny how that makes you change.
I'm very glad dominion is taking action. If the government won't soneone has to
It's the best way. Hit them where it really hurts.
Other they won't learn that actions do have consequences. Sometimes.
@@mercatorjubio3804 yep, fox news and other right wing media must be held accountable. If CNN told democrats to attack the capital, I'd support them being taken off too
@@jeffreyxu6430
Slowly they start to learn. It took a while though.
Hopefully their audience starts to wake up from this alternate universe full off lies they created as well. Those radicalized rabid hordes desperately need a truth sandwich.
The government will, but it always seems to be such a slow process. They appear to be reluctant to meter out proper jail terms (the sort of jail terms 'we' mortals would face anyway).
So yes, Dominion will hit them where it really hurts - right in the wallet.
I wish they’d sue t**** as well!
S.C., I am sitting here rolling--laughing uncontrollably--that cujo did it!
Okay, but can we agree that "Jewish Space Laser" sounds pretty badass?
Colbert move on buddy I think your in love with the man for Christ’s sake! How can you talk about one guy so much never in your career have you focused on someone so long.. watch closely folks this is not normal from a writers perspective
That's actually a real weapon we have had that for awhile.
I feel like this has to be a movie already somewhere.
Thanks Mike!
Mypillow.com
Made in 🇺🇸
Its something straight out of the Jetsons!
Ok, Evie's laugh is still unmatched, but the crew's hysterical wheezing is pretty hilarious too
You know you're really nuts when the people at newsmax cut you off.
Right!
For Real lol.
Mike did the impossible. Got too unhinged for the looney news network
Or too sane.
OMG, that Cujo bit had me laughing out loud. Well done!
The Cujo slapstick bit!! I was in stitches...had to replay it a few times...so good!!
Jesus, that interviewer just yeeting the fuck out of there was something else. That was a man who was doing a cost-benefit analysis on the fly and said to himself, 'Yeah, I don't want to get hit with a billion dollar lawsuit for defamation, so I'm just gonna go.'
That interview was nothing more than NewsMax making a public statement : that statement being "We at NewsMax want the world to see that we are NOT pandering voter fraud claims anymore! To prove it we'll cut the mic off Trump's pet crackbird here for all of America to see!"
@@arhafrench5319 "It was never our intention at NewsMax to make our lies so specific that an aggrieved party could sue us off the face of the planet. We will now talk about cancel culture so we can continue playing the victim without having to make specific accusations that will bankrupt us."
@@arhafrench5319 in the whole interview he leaves lol.
@@arhafrench5319 more like that statement being "we at Newsmax do not have faith that our strip-mall lawyers can win a defamation case so peace out!"
I think him leaving was scripted.
The guy just stood up and left. That was just lovely to watch
Seen here being (pic of MGT holding assault rifle)... pro life.
Appropriately, this killed me. I'm dead.
The law suit against Colbert joke made me LMFAO & cry! Funniest shit I've heard in awhile!
Lindell is insane, I'm amazed they even bothered having him on the show live.
Just amazing. He would be the dinner guest from hell.
"you're honor, I didn't rob that bank. I truly believed the money was mine." Try and use that defense on a judge.
It just might work. But the thing a lot of people don't get with a not criminally reaponsible findinsg (a.k.a. insanity defense) is that you don't get to walk away a free person after it. You get remanded to a mental health hospital and will be held there until the doctors are satisfied you're no longer a danger to yourself or the community.
That may well never happen, or at least take longer than the criminal sentence would.
@@paulk5670 Sounds good to me. Orange jumpsuit or straitjacket, either way is fine.
@@ericminch 👍
Colbert has been so funny for years and years, but that my pillow interview is just about the funniest thing I’ve seen!
😅😅😅😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
The pillow guy is gonna follow trump right into the bankruptcy court.
Go Dominion sue each and everyone involved.
The best part about this is they have very good odds of winning. That company will no longer be able to function in this country ever again.
If they do, the truth will come out. I don't know what the truth is at this point but it would be nice to know instead of having left-wing hack comedians giving their writer's opinions without actually looking at any evidence. Boom shakalaka 😘
@@svfutbol20 *Who* has a good chance of winning? The people Dominion is suing??
@@Tbone.357 So when you say 'If they do', do you mean, if the people that Dominion is suing win? You can't seriously believe that - what 'truth' do you think will come out? That the people Dominion is suing are nuts? Would that confirm it for you? The truth is that there was an election in which one person will lose. Donald Trump lost, it's pretty simple.
@@Tbone.357 And comedians aren't responsible for looking at 'evidence'.
Looks like the my pillow guy might be switching career paths, at least he sticking to things to lie on.
What's the over/under for him relapsing on crack
I see what you did there. 😉
Nicely done.
Good to see Stephen sticking to his lie too.
No one does it better than Stephen. This is gold.
He tries so hard to be funny it comes out annoying
@@KateBee123 hey, koolaid drinking cultist, pedal that BS elsewhere.
That news anchor should be given an award.
For backpedaling in the face of a lawsuit for lying on a fake news channel??? 🙄
@@Mehki227 No, for calling out the guest for his BS, and then when he wasn't listening, getting the f*** out of there.
The call with Georgia's election official where he told him to find votes is the main thing the prosecution should focus on. If you pressure an election official directly to commit election fraud I don't think you should be able to run for office again. That's not a political position, shit like that is unacceptable for small town mayor, let alone the president of the united states.
That's not the actual charge in the impeachment
@@johndododoe1411 True, the charge is for inciting the riot, but the phone call could possibly used as evidence of intent.
ua-cam.com/video/4h0B7t5XkX4/v-deo.html
Wow, the guy just disappeared, he was sick, of listening to the same garbage, being regurgitated. Trump is guilty of so many things, pick something, try him, convict him, throw away the key. Bam..Healing!
@@kivimik Trumps public requests that Pence do certain things in the Capitol that day would be more direct evidence.
Thanks for being there for us, Stephen.
I literally haven't laughed this hard in a while 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Was in tears, stomach hurting when the news anchor started talking over Mike's rambles. Oh my, thank you for this!!
If the right that support TRUMP at all costs can't unify behind punishing the man responsible for our nation's capitol being attacked,.. they deserve whatever they get for the next 4 years,..shrug.
Side note ,.. as of Jan 7th I increased my standards as an employer.
From Jan 21 all those employed by me MUST be bilingual and speak fluent Spanish.
"tough break for the red hat crowd,..can you believe not a single one could speak Spanish."
In two short weeks, I created 439 new positions for first-year immigrants that just got their citizenship in jobs making 78k plus a year!
WELCOME TO AMERICA THE LAND OF OPPORTUNITY!
Don't worry as an old-school republican I didn't just kick the 439 x-employees to the curb in the middle of a pandemic,.. I offered them paid language training in the village of Emiliano Zapata deep in the jungle of Chiapas.
They can take a five-hour micro-bus ride from Ocosingo to San Quintin.
From there you walk a couple of kilometers to Emiliano Zapata. From there it is 7 more kilometers of walking through the jungle to the edge of the pristine laguna Miramar where there is a small eco-tourism project and language learning center.
I am even paying them min wage ! ,..odd so far no takers ,.. lol.
p.s. you get what ya ask for ,..I served 22 years and did 6 combat tours I don't much cotton to those that stand against our nation or support a man that would attack it for his own ego.
@@MYshamanEYE If you can pay an unskilled worker $30k a year for a bilingual company policy and duplicate documents, more power to ya!
Sounds like you should run a school and a travel agency too!
@@jamesmoeller9366 I never said they were unskilled,..just first-year immigrants.
Though I find it very interesting your mind immediately zooomed to the idea they were all stupid nonskilled workers ,.. fk you
great job Jon Batiste! Musical genius this guy.
I want all laugh tracks to be replaced with one camera guy's muffled laughter
That laughter we hear in the background is Stephen's wife Evie, who often sits with him for the tapings. A lot of us really enjoy her reactions.
@@stevecarson4162 I want all laugh tracks to be replaced with Evie's muffled laughter.
Thank you for correcting me
hahah!
* Marjorie Taylor Greene, seen here being “pro life” *
I am DEAD
That was awesome!
That photo is so cringy. It like she was trying to go for Badass but she just looks like a tweeked out Karen cosplaying as a businessman.
Me too!!
that's the point
Does she think she's Sarah Conner?
Oh wow I think my pillow guy is gonna run for office now......I’m terrified.
You guys are BRILLIANT. Really jolly good. Yes, I am from the UK.
Stephen's acting when he's supposedly attacked by Cujo was smooth as butter and made me burst out laughing. I love this man.
So long since I have seen any comedic prat falls, the vicious "dog attack" was so welcome, & refreshing to see some physical comedy. Well done, Stephen! Thanks!
I can't believe this is the first comment I've seen on this. It was the funniest moment of the monologue! I laughed so hard i had to pause the video and put my phone down!!!
Same!
@@AskMia411 you're not the only one. That shit was hilarious
I was in tears by the time Cujo ate our hero.
Congrats to John. You deserve it
Bruh that mel gibson joke got me at work crying. 😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I gotta remember to not take a hit while I'm watching your monologues, so I don't die, lol. Keep it up, Colbert.
"If there were a secret Jewish Space Laser, would Mel Gibson be (living)"
LOL! Good point!
Thanks for making it less funny
Maybe it only works on trees and giuliani hair?
I can think of a number of people who would not including Qnuts,
If any human ever makes it into space or low orbit the first thing they will do is place a weapon.
@Mark Zuckerberg Facebook sucks
You’re pretty much screwed if Newsmax doesn’t want a right wing nut to finish his interview. 🤣 Mike is risking his entire legacy over a damn Cheeto!
Hope he sells a lot pillows.... I have a feeling he’s going to need the extra money 🙌🏼
Newsmax wanted Mike Lindell to talk about cancel culture and ended up canceling him too.
Doesn't have much of a legacy- Better Business Bureau dropped his rating to F and he's paid I don't know how much to settle unfair business practices lawsuits.
Is it so obvious now you are forced to pay attention or still arrogant and ashleep ?
“Your milk may curdle in your teat” I can’t unhear it
but I was able to forget it until you brought it up .. lol
It’s the pillow man! Hey, Mr. Pillow Man!
"He took a personal day in the middle of the interview!" 😂
Australian say......... My Pillow Guy has a few loose kangaroos in the top paddock
In Kentucky we say.
He Slower than molasses moving uphill in wintertime
I like it!
interestingly, that also describes how comfortable his pillows are.
In New Zealand we would say.
"" He wouldn't know his arse from his elbow ""
Nor the brightest light in the harbor, bulb on the chandelier, crayon in the box
Sharpest tool in shed, pencil-in the box.
Not playing with a full deck.
Got a coupla screws loose.
Not driving with all the wheels on.
Coupla eggs short of the dozen
Chime in all!
Stephen in his roll-neck sweater just makes me want him to take off his glasses, look at camera and say, “Hello neighbor.”
an scream "PLEASE WONTCHYA BE" full Volume in his face lol
“ One Month Later.. Being ALLOWED to Believe the Things that aren’t True” The Judas Resurrection
As was said so long ago, "follow the money". The billionaires who fund these freaks and loonies are the source of all this chaos that's tearing our society apart.
So... All of the billionaires.
In all things, "Cui bono?"
It’s not that simple. It’s so much more complicated than that. It’s chaos theory, it’s a bunch of different things making unrelated decisions that in turn make chaos
@@NankitaBR no it’s not that simple. Bill gates is not responsible for this lol. People want to blame “all the billionaires” because the problems are so complicated. It’s a combination of many things people and orgs who aren’t related or working together
@@tumsfestival8027 Each one incentivized, though. Mostly by money.
Why can't we just all say Greene's fucking crazy?
I think the correct term is "evil".
NO way was he just expressing his opinion!!!! He said "we're going to go down to the Capitol and I'll be going with you" You can deny all you want DT but you are on record as wanting to make a point with violence. NOt weakness.
Stephen Colbert is a pathetic loser.
Trump is absolutely fraudulent and the worst criminal ever!!
STEPHEN COLBERT IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT, I TOTALLY AGREE , TRUMP IMPEACHMENT IS A MUST
@@marietellez6021 You are brainwashed.
You don't even have to use those words. All those Tweets he did afterwards, was enough to completely show his intentions. Sure, they tried to erase those tweets, but once you put public record on the internet, it always remains.
Was mike talking like he was on stimulants? ( cough, coke)
Meth
Not stimulants, TRUTH
I still wonder if they have so much proof, why was none of ever shown to the courts in all those suits
Or apparently he can only present the 100% proof on Twitter, as opposed to I don't know, the numerous tv programs that keep booking him.
The face of McCarthy in the “post taco bowl blast zone” was pretty funny, have to admit.
I agree. The show has become a bit bland lately, but today offered a few gems.
It's a perfect assessment of what spineless Republicans like McCarthy are willing to do for this barely-sentient tumor whom they love so steadfastly. Much like how Jenna Ellis is for some reason willing to bask in Rudy's farts.
Comfy Colbert, thank you for you're wise and wit.
How is no one talking about Steven's unexpected and exquisite execution of the Cujo "attack." I had to watch it twice and scared my cat from bursting out laughing so suddenly. 😂
"This time, both sides wave the Confederate flag"
Sums up the modern GOP.
Ever notice the people who wave the confederate flag could never have afforded a slave nor do they have any land to farm lol
@@vickybartistry3292 oh, but *one* day
@@smiller2044 You and Vicky both hit the nail on the head.
Wait it's all bigots? Always has been.
not the "modern" gop, all gop-chops were like this.
Confederate flag belonged to the Democrats, abraham Lincoln was a republican, love from the UK, learn your history
I laughed harder at the Kujo bit than I have in a really long time. Thank you for that.
it's not a lie when everyone is openly admitting it....
Yep, TIME magazine openly declared it.
@@davidsirmons They don’t care. They’ll keep saying it is a lie because they have to, they can’t come clean because they’re dirty in this.
And they got away with it.
That’s not the only thing they’re getting away with. There’s tons.
They have impunity because the turncoated Deep State is fully supporting Biden and his camp.
Together as a lump they are the endtime antichrist movement, the 666.
This whole Bizarre Massive Fiasco of 20/21 is prophecy being fulfilled. Jesus is coming soon. Trust Him.
One of my comments on UA-cam;
// That’s absolutely key Truth about conspiracy theories. People just think they can willy nilly effectively dismiss things by calling them “conspiracy theories”.
The brainwashing is potent, though. CRT has been doing the damage stealthily for decades. My friends and family [ with few exceptions ] actually treat me as a completely evil pariah for refusing to believe in this Sanders ...
( One minute video )
ua-cam.com/video/JC3V2vTTrx4/v-deo.html
Even when they watch this footage ... *incredibly* a friend of mine in Germany today told me that that’s not been proven in court.
When people are given the “why”, they’ll accept any [ extreme ] “how”.
- Peterson quoting
Nietzsche.
They’ve been sealed with the notion that this Mayhem is for “justice and equality”, and that the Right are colonialist evil ... so they fight for “compassion to the marginalized”. And they can do no wrong.
It’s a tough situation for good people. They’ve deceived too many of them.
Jesus is the Answer. And He is the One that’s gonna beat the hell out of them. Soon. At His Second Coming.
This whole Bizarre Fiasco of 20/21 is prophecy being fulfilled. The Radical Left are internationalist Marxists in bed with China and all other Marxists around the world. They are also the endtime antichrist movement, the 666.
Trust Jesus.
😂😂😂😂 my pillow guy just blew up!!!😂😂😂
Love how the Newsmax anchors tries to throw so many softballs his way but Lindell was too busy being a shouting lunatic to notice. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
I like how no one knows his name 😂 they just call him “my pillow guy”
Thats not his name?
as far as i am concerned he doesn't have a name other than "my pillow guy" just like mass shooters we shouldn't use there names it just gives them what they want.
His pillow guy. I don't even want to take a chance on being associated with him or his bags of memory foam trimmings.
@@derrickfoster644 EXACTLY, this is why Jimmy Kimmel calls Trump anything but Trump it since Biden won its President Biden! Perfecto! All criminals should be called “the thief, the killer, mass murderers etc. Only name their victims by their full names.
@@somethingelse4424 nice
"Yo milk may curdle in your teet"!!! Hilarious
And that's not an argument. Did you sign up for GUARD duty when your gulags are built to whip torture& brainwash those who don't trust the establishment liars & dared revolting against the genocidal swamp? Aka your lord&saviour.
This was so $&@!ing funny. I loved it. Congrats on the writing awards, well deserved.
so let me get this straight, al franken lost his position for an old joke, but this girl will keep her job. NICE!
They're politicians, or Urban Jungle Cats.
Al franken was ousted to keep a standard of decorum... I adore franken and I agree he needed to step down for proprietys sake.
And yes, Greene should stay. She was voted in. By voters. Stepping down would be good but Greene doesn't have the ability to think of whats best for others so it'll never happen.
@@Mimi-cq4bg That is just stupid, Mimi. I didn't vote for that fruit loop, and I don't believe that she is stable enough to keep the job. She is nuts.
@@Mimi-cq4bg franken was an elected official also, and he was a comidian who made a joke, unless you saying republicans have no decorum
Jokes arent allowed for democrats.
Insane conspiracy theories, though? You need at least several to be an electable republican.
He walked out faster than Donald at Eric's birthday parties.
some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc.?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
as an act of goodwill.
+ always be careful: corona etc.!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
yeah, like donnie ever showed up.
Well most places don't have that assist on their site. They were clearly told not to let him make this fraud claims because they are already in trouble with the lDominion lawsuit.
@@technoraver99 Goed verhaal, lekker kort
@@bikeamour lmao
Congrats for the nominations Jon Batiste and Writers. Stephen, love your sweater.
It's a SHAWL collar Stephen!
Love,
The knitting community
I'm serious... There is no way.... NO WAY, any comedian could write the lindell scene we just saw ....😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂
it was the funniest thing I have seen all week. I pity the writers for The Onion these days, reality is putting them out of work.
Can't wait to see if SNL tries to recreate it 🤣😂🤣
The remix: middle guy: reads disclaimer Bass line: arf arf arf arf arf arf Other anchor: wait wait wait wait wait
That NewsMax segment with Lindell going on in the background was gold.
That news segment was pure comedy on its own. It didn’t even need any commentary. These people are jokes. But very dangerous jokes because people follow them.
This guy was never funny. The jokes on him hahaha
Congratulations writers! I'm always in awe.
Putting Marjorie Taylor Greene on the education committee, is like hiring a flat-earther to head up NASA, or letting Trump officiate a spelling bee.
🙄 *Bye Qaren*
You said the same thing yesterday
This was very clever when I read it in a dozen other comments over the last few days.
Didn't they pad the walls of Mike's room with my pillows
@@fartsneed9464 😉 Almost the same as yesterday... Tonight I made it a bit more specific, and added another analogy, just for the fun of it.
Thanks for stopping by, and taking some time to reply. That was not an intentional rhyme, by the way, and if it came across a little sarcastic, please know that was also unintentional. I really do appreciate you, and everyone else who replies to my comments. It's nice to have some back and forth, but I really love hearing that I've made someone smile or laugh. It's important for us to try to keep each other's spirits up, especially these days. (and as a covid unit nurse, I know the value of a smile or laugh, and I'll never let an opportunity to have a laugh pass me by.😉)
Take care and be well, Anon! (I hope it's ok for me to call you by your first name.🤞 I meant no disrespect, just keeping it casual.😉)
Ha ha ha! That's funny.
I don’t know why I laughed as hard as I did when he fell off the chair but I did.
Oh man, I replayed it 3 times and I snorted every time - absolutely DEAD 😂
Same!!!😂🤣😂🤣
I started laughing when the shout off started, and actually started crying from trying not to laugh too loudly and wake my husband up when Stephen fell off the chair.
OMG, me too. A genius bit of physical comedy right there; first time I've laughed out loud in a very long time. 😱😂😂😂😂
@@BrettHardman ikr? Something about falling out of frame just kills me sometimes. The shout, the thump and then a brief second of silence before you hear the background person wheezing. Brilliant.
the pillowguy cannot keep his trap shut for one second,hilarious
I could not stop laughing. This is Colbert at his absolute peak. I was howling along with Cujo.
Boy, I bet Lindell's disgruntled employees are enjoying this immensely.
Imagine having to put "My Pillow" on your resume... lol best of luck to them.
Honestly I wish more anchors would have that guys stance. "Oh, they're talking stupid, insane, baseless bullshit. Cut the feed."
Agreed.
You could see the anchor nearly shaking with panic, Lindell is a public relations nightmare. They're going down the tubes, and they know it.
@@matthewkoch6937 Especially since they just wanted Lindell to say, "Wahhh, I was canceled. Whoah is me" but he just went on an insane tirade instead.
He didn’t do it out if disagreement, he did it because that talking point got them in actual legal troubles and they are in thin ice
Don't agree with this guy. This is newsmax, they got themselves into this trouble by spreading fake news. They are only backing out now that there's money on the line.
Trump's Living RENT FREE...
*In Their Heads...!!!*
holy shit! that segment where the news anchor had to talk over Lindell to shut him up was absolutely priceless!