You’re tailing to close behind your target, God. He might see you. I said he might see you, Lord. You need to stay an appropriate distance away from your target to avoid detection, Father.
Funnily enough I checked myself just to make sure, and it took significantly longer to find actual porn in an image search for Mega Milk than basically any cartoon or video game character.
I love how genuine his reaction to reading "GrillMasterXBBQ" is. it's like at this point in Jerma's fucked up mind GrillMasterXBBQ is no longer a dumb character that he made up as part of a joke, but a real person that he actually hates.
Worst part about this edit is we follow Jerma’s endless attempts to stalk that guy in the mountain only to not watch what happens after it’s over. Totally blue-balled lmao
@@SuperCatfire Actually true. The damn fan edits of his streams are better than the official editors, and yet the editors will take literal years to edit streams and put them up.
@@WaspCameraInSpringfield If I recall correctly, the Yogi helps you to defeat the three challenges that the enemy throws at you whenever you capture a village. For the first one, he gives you a bunch of rain miracles to put out the fire, he lowers the amount of wolves for the second one, and for the last one, he gives you the blueprint for a Wonder.
@@latbat58 If you like god games or the creature training mechanic seems interesting to you I would say go for it. Jerma is a kind of dumbass and so he makes the game look a lot more chaotic than it actually is. Though I will concede that the following quest is kinda bullshit. The game is a product of its era, but it is still fun and charming. Here's a link to a repack with everything you need to get started. www.reddit.com/r/abandonware/comments/bfssx9/black_white_2001_by_lionhead/
Not only that but Jerma so very rarely paused the fuckin game. Like, 90% of the time he spent bitching about something, time was still moving forward and things were only getting worse. He could have paused, taken time to complain and then prepared to deal with the situation. Most of his savescums wouldn't have been needed if he paused, assessed the situation and acted with the knowledge gained from that assessment.
The guy who uploaded a tutorial of a stealth section in a god simulator in 2014 just so happened to be watching the stream and changed the description to say "Jerma sucks." This might be the best bit I've ever seen.
@@prezzo4991 I mean that I used to think Jerma’s chat was overly abrasive, especially before I started watching him years back. They still are sometimes but in the context of actual streams it makes more sense, plus you get some real gold like what this Fooshi fellow did.
Anyone who's ever played this level could never forget. This level takes so long to get through your first time through. My creature was a toothpick by the time I finally got him back.
Unrelated, but I'm surprised that over the past 4-5 years, no photoshopper ever made Maga Milk. Seems like a buxom Trump would be a pretty cursed meme.
The moment when you understand why the intro is what it is is like watching an anime and finally understanding the context or bit of deeper meaning behind a bit in the opening. This intro has multi-layered meanings, even
The stealth mission is one of the hardest ones but the reward is really good, if you don’t deal with the problems Lethys sends to you after taking over villages the villages lose all faith again and you have to try to convert them all over. It is so much harder to complete this island than all the previous ones I don’t even know if the last island is as hard though granted most my playthroughs end on this island
Everyone has nostalgia for old games from their childhood but we forget all those hours spent fighting the janky game mechanics and controls of these old games haha
You can tell the priest was being procc'd by him touching the ground and making dust appear. Ironically, if Jerma wasn't a flailing baby, he'd have gotten through this no problem
25:00 "Didn't they bring him into a room and say 'Yeah we're not gonna do that'." No they didn't even do that. They barely responded to e-mails and then made a response saying they'll make sure to reach out to him. Then didn't and proceeded to silently stop making Godus and pretend it's constantly being developed... just gonna take a few more years until the bug fix is out, then a decade for a content patch.
Guy, looking over an empty landscape: "You followed me"
Jerma: "LIAR"
imagine telling GOD that you're going back home because you caught him following you
We could have a whole game about this man who is being stalked by GOD.
@The Jerma985 that's the key to surviving the supermarket, you look at Jerma say you caught him following you and then fucking book it
@@Joescotterpuss Well, close enough ua-cam.com/video/_Ks43a0DFAc/v-deo.html
So fucking funny.
@@Joescotterpuss "Hey everyone, this is manybadasshero and today..."
i dont know who gave the god simulator a stealth segment, but whoever it is: thank you.
You’re tailing to close behind your target, God. He might see you.
I said he might see you, Lord. You need to stay an appropriate distance away from your target to avoid detection, Father.
I think it’s safe to say that’s another hit Swallow Me Jerma985 comment section comment
Peter Molyneux thinks he can reinvent the wheel every time.
Hate it when I turn around and the literal eye of God is peeking at me from behind a mountain
No problem bro
Imagine just living your life then Jerma tells you you're a breeder
Jerma985 heterophobia moments
*DISCIPLE BREEDER*
That's just the plot for 27% of all harem anime
@@LockjawGael 985%
It would cancel out the time he called me a "no-life nerd, who has never gotten pussy before in his entire life."
So that's cool.
"Murious has been captured and is being tortured right now"
*rousing applause
*relieved villagers embracing
*tears of joy
This game was the best thing ever created. This was designed *for* Jerma. Purpose built for him to play
It is.
First game I'd ever played and I agree completely, it's vibe is completely divine.
And somehow he is still terrible at it lmao
@@Elelicksa That's WHY it's made for him
“It’s also porn... from what I’ve been told.” Boy he really dodged that one.
Try another!
@@DrunkenCoward1 S-Tier comment
self-report
@@twentylush SUS
Funnily enough I checked myself just to make sure, and it took significantly longer to find actual porn in an image search for Mega Milk than basically any cartoon or video game character.
These people hated Jerma being their god so much they just chose not to reproduce and die out of old age.
INSANE STREAMER THROWS SEVENTY SIX YEAR OLD WOMAN SEVERAL MILES BECAUSE SHE "ISN'T BREEDABLE"
I love how genuine his reaction to reading "GrillMasterXBBQ" is. it's like at this point in Jerma's fucked up mind GrillMasterXBBQ is no longer a dumb character that he made up as part of a joke, but a real person that he actually hates.
INSANE streamer cant tell the diffrence between reality and FANTASY, becomes IRATIONLY ANGRY
Worst part about this edit is we follow Jerma’s endless attempts to stalk that guy in the mountain only to not watch what happens after it’s over. Totally blue-balled lmao
What did happen?
yeah its cause the editors dont give a shit because theyll be praised for mediocrity every time
@@SuperCatfire Actually true. The damn fan edits of his streams are better than the official editors, and yet the editors will take literal years to edit streams and put them up.
@@WaspCameraInSpringfield If I recall correctly, the Yogi helps you to defeat the three challenges that the enemy throws at you whenever you capture a village. For the first one, he gives you a bunch of rain miracles to put out the fire, he lowers the amount of wolves for the second one, and for the last one, he gives you the blueprint for a Wonder.
the best part is not only could he have just thrown the wolves into the ocean, but storm doesn't even kill things, it just makes it rain.
Why would storm then have a lightning in it’s icon?
@@Doctor_Nu sometimes lightning will strike but it's not effective at killing anything
Is this game really this obnoxious or should i give it a proper try?
@@latbat58 If you like god games or the creature training mechanic seems interesting to you I would say go for it. Jerma is a kind of dumbass and so he makes the game look a lot more chaotic than it actually is. Though I will concede that the following quest is kinda bullshit. The game is a product of its era, but it is still fun and charming.
Here's a link to a repack with everything you need to get started.
www.reddit.com/r/abandonware/comments/bfssx9/black_white_2001_by_lionhead/
Not only that but Jerma so very rarely paused the fuckin game. Like, 90% of the time he spent bitching about something, time was still moving forward and things were only getting worse. He could have paused, taken time to complain and then prepared to deal with the situation. Most of his savescums wouldn't have been needed if he paused, assessed the situation and acted with the knowledge gained from that assessment.
I'm so glad the ,,They're all eighteen" bit made it into the video, lmfao.
Jerma after getting investigated by the FBI
She may look 8 but she's actually 1000 years old
"It's also PORN...from what I've been told"
Pretty SUS to say that
sounds like he only watches PG content
The guy who uploaded a tutorial of a stealth section in a god simulator in 2014 just so happened to be watching the stream and changed the description to say "Jerma sucks." This might be the best bit I've ever seen.
All my reservations about the Jerma community vanished when that guy changed the description of a seven year old upload, what a legend
What do you mean?
@@prezzo4991 Jerma looked up a guide for the yogi on youtube and the guy who uploaded the 7 year old video changed the description
@@prezzo4991 I mean that I used to think Jerma’s chat was overly abrasive, especially before I started watching him years back. They still are sometimes but in the context of actual streams it makes more sense, plus you get some real gold like what this Fooshi fellow did.
He saw us Boss, we've got to try again. Rats.
Read this comment as the first one was said in the video lol
Heh, you missed that one! Try another!
Rats Rats we are the rats
Lets just go for a in between and call him Murious Mega Milk
NO. I refuse to let Jerma misrepresent the character that he has every right to name. He's OURS. He's MEGA MILK.
M E G A M U R I U S and his MAGNIFICENT MAGICAL MEGA MILKERZ
Murious "Mega Milk" Elbertson
How about MEGA Murious Milk
@@Majoraspersona M3 will be his nickname. Get it? Cause he has 3 Ms and and an E but the E is replaced by a 3 :DD
i'll see myself out
You followed me so I'm going back home now.
Gosh he's quick
@@AngelBunnyOrAtLeastOneOfEm Celebrating yet try another one
In this over saturated market of miniature micro streamers I can confidently say Jeremiah 9:85 is my favorite compact stream host
Jeremiah 9:85: "And the Lord said, "Oh, coffee, Cheetos, chicken!" And so it was done
Gosh, he's quick. He gave us the slip there.
“Your creature wants to be kind and generous”
*doom music starts playing*
“You’re 76, it’s not gonna work”
*Throws him across the map*
"Try it again and your dead"
This guy has the cast-iron balls to threaten to kill God
To be fair he does seem pretty incompetent and also apparently lacks object permanence
The guy who made the video is definitely a top contender for "That one guy who derails the whole stream award 2021."
Wasn't this stream from last year though? Just because I thought I saw stuff from it in the 2020 awards show.
I want to remind you, that whilst this is going on, Murious is being hideously tortured and brutally beaten to death
Anyone who's ever played this level could never forget. This level takes so long to get through your first time through. My creature was a toothpick by the time I finally got him back.
Now I know that god doesn't have points in stealth I'm feeling a little better about my privacy.
The Fast and the Murious™
I feel so privileged to be so early on a crucial part of Jerma history
yes
Indeed it is quite the honor
Same
This was streamed in January 2020 which was over a year ago
@@ketsuakagi5646 shhh
"All you had to do was follow the dang Yogi, CJ!"
16:23 Holy shit I never expected to be immortalized in a Jerma video! LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!!
Joke wasn’t funny
Joke was funny
Joke was moderately funny
i actually want him to play the Barnyard game so badly now because of that intro
it is unironically a fantastic game
The intro got a big smile from me. The game is shockingly good. I still have it. Probably gonna have to boot it up now.
It's very good. But, holy crap, is Gopher Golf hard.
Insane short man with god complex forces 18 year olds to repopulate dying village
Sounds like an obscure anime plot to me.
God I love these intro edits
I love that he's using the Otto voice when he talks to Murious.
I swear every time I watch a jerma video I get a casino ad.
its one of mr greenz schemes
@@dominikhadlow6348 god damit mr green.
You think Jerma googled Mega Milk to find out what it is?
Unrelated, but I'm surprised that over the past 4-5 years, no photoshopper ever made Maga Milk. Seems like a buxom Trump would be a pretty cursed meme.
Oh, he's clearly _very_ familiar with it
ua-cam.com/video/CBm23YhjuCQ/v-deo.html
Nobody under the age of 40 doesn't know what Mega Milk is.
He knew what trials in tainted space was from just the name so I think he probably knew it already.
I wanted jerma to use a boat sized Boulder and demolish the actors house so bad
MY FAVORITE GAME THAT HES PLAYED SO FAR
Same
Idk, that one game he played was pretty good too.
Or how about that other one? Thats was pretty fun, right?
@@crunchytoast4993 house flipper
He saw us boss. We've gotta try again. Rats.
What if You
Wanted to go to Heaven
But god said
“You followed me earlier, please don’t try it again”
10:01 psycho ZERKS OFF on stream in front of his viewers
oh my god I've never been so invested in a fight between two powerful monsters
The ending might genuinely be the funniest thing I have ever witnessed
the ending was genuinely one of the most funny things I’ve seen
jerma gets to live out his dream of being big
"it's also porn....from what i've been told" ok jerma
PSYCHOPATH STREAMER stalks peaceful priest for HOURS, LIVE in front of 5 thousand people, ignoring ANIMAL in PAIN
the disdain in his voice when he's disparging "Mega Milk" is just amazing
“With all of your destructive power!- AH-YEE.”
The moment when you understand why the intro is what it is is like watching an anime and finally understanding the context or bit of deeper meaning behind a bit in the opening.
This intro has multi-layered meanings, even
The stealth mission is one of the hardest ones but the reward is really good, if you don’t deal with the problems Lethys sends to you after taking over villages the villages lose all faith again and you have to try to convert them all over. It is so much harder to complete this island than all the previous ones I don’t even know if the last island is as hard though granted most my playthroughs end on this island
Everyone has nostalgia for old games from their childhood but we forget all those hours spent fighting the janky game mechanics and controls of these old games haha
bro what are the chances that the walkthrough creator would be watching the stream
"It's also porn!....from what I've been told!"
Sure, Jeremy. Like you didn't look through that when people brought up the MegaMilk shirt you have.
If you take away the thought of chat Jerma is just a crazy man yelling at himself
Twitch chat is an old internet myth. Jerma is just a crazy man yelling at himself.
It's like Garfield Minus Garfield.
He's yelling at God.
The fact that Yogi didn't just die of old age is kinda impressive. He only existed to torment Jerma for 70 years.
Molyneux is one sick puppy. People already don't like tailing missions in games where they make sense.
"Megamilk is also porn... from what I've been told" nice save
Finally, the epic sequel, "mean devil goat gets beaten by super milk"
above average dairy products
if jerma says breeder one more fucking time i’m dying
Breeders being bred.
"Hey God please stop following me"
"You're 76... not gonna work"
*proceeds to murder elderly women *
18:08
The best lullaby to my ears
The old Man: oh you followed me I'm going home now
i like how you can see the seasons changing as tries again and again to follow one fucking dude
This series is the funniest in my opinion
FROM WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD
that last AYEEE fucking killed me for good.
“Hoho, you missed that one. Try another!”
All the poor man wanted was to not be followed
you consume my mind jerma
It's funny how he delivers the line in such a monotone way every time
sick streamer screams that all of his new disciples are eighteen
Jerma yelling excitedly "They're all 18!" Can very easily be taken out of context, yet he said it anyway
I forgot about the guy who made the tutorial video being in the stream, that was amazing.
10:03 STREAMER ZERKS OFF ON STREAM
I've been waiting for this. Thank you.
20:15 is the funniest shit to hear from Jerma completely out of context
This is one of you best videos jerma!
This guy is insane
murious absolutely did not deserve to be rescued
I never played this one, but Black and White 2 is still one of my favourite games of all time.
"From what I've been told"
he he
I was so fucking invested in that fight at the end
Having not seen the stream. Watching murious take revenge on his captors was the most riveting 2 minutes of my life
Holy shit that last battle was the most intense thing
You can tell the priest was being procc'd by him touching the ground and making dust appear. Ironically, if Jerma wasn't a flailing baby, he'd have gotten through this no problem
This is the content I'm subscribed for.
God that ending was amazing, it had me on the edge of my seat, and then had me dying with laughter
INSANE streamer spends his time STALKING innocent old man who just wants to be left alone
what childhood destruction have you unearthed oh my lord
Whoever the person is that thinks of the little clips at the beginning of these is underrated
You curious where Murious? Well there he is
The doom music was 10/10
Peasant threatening to kill god Jerma like it's a Shin Megami Tensei game.
jerma literally describes the magic world to a jarring degree with his cube ramblings. thats already a game jeremy
I genuinely feel bad that Murios lost
25:00 "Didn't they bring him into a room and say 'Yeah we're not gonna do that'."
No they didn't even do that. They barely responded to e-mails and then made a response saying they'll make sure to reach out to him. Then didn't and proceeded to silently stop making Godus and pretend it's constantly being developed... just gonna take a few more years until the bug fix is out, then a decade for a content patch.
This game is awesome, loved that fight. Great stream
"I need to get some breeding done RIGHT NOW"