I feel like the developer of this game just gets as high as humanly possible, then comes up with the plot and records the sound effects then just deals with all the coding and such later
-Relationship goals!- I bet there was a neighbor that complained about them and as soon as they were at the door; they just heard screaming or something 😂
Seriously, one of the things that continuously leaves me in the awe is his mental map skills because I cannot do shit in games if I don't have a map or some kind of compass to direct me
Thanks for playing! In DDF there were hedge clippers in the toolshed that can cut those vines down and give you a shortcut between the two clearings in the map so you don’t have to run through the maze a zillion times. Also, in Lanky Lonky the artifacts are set apart by sound. So listen closely and memorize which sound is which artifact, then get them in the correct order. Trying to grab one out of order will make Lanky Lonky extremely more alert and borderline impossible to outrun once he spots you. Glad you liked the trilogy! :D
Mark each artifact makes a sound when you stand close to it. That’s how you can tell which one is which. If you get one wrong Lanky becomes way faster. It’s like Baldi
The bad graphics may be on purpose, but I do agree that the lag seems to be a major problem, as well as how lanky lonky seems to be an unfair enemy to be against.
Full 20 isn't as hard if you have the strategy. It's just throwing yourself at it until you eventually come through. Mark even mentions in his FNaF 1 and 2 custom night runs that he was following an online guide.
Theres been a bunch of 3 scary games episodes including a hidden number.. These are the recent ones I have found. In episode 40, the only notable number in it was "skin weight 4 bones" which didnt really make sense at the time but it is plausible. In 41 I cant find an exact number but I find it sus af that near the end of the video he says "It's the only number that really matters." In episode 42 he played a game titled "one got in the house". In his last episode, the livestream, he deleted 3 am at the krusty krab and had the like goal set at "33,333". in this one, there is a faint 2 in the "numbers mean nothing" screen. I may update this if I find more, reply if you find something! The numbers mean everything.
Someone's lying to us again. There Mark goes again with his plans and shit. That's what makes this guy stand out. He loves his audience so damn much and he makes this kind of content. Sean's trying, and I appreciate him for it, I'm looking forwards to it, but Mark will always be the king of ego content
Cameron Superfine if we are putting it together as a date the numbers would add up to be 4/133,333/2 which would probably be 4/13/20 so either the numbers actually don’t mean shit or something might be happening on the 13th which is also my birthday-
Good find! These seem like a countdown to something. I also just noticed that in #41, he says "three scary games" in the intro *five* times. He also mentions more about numbers in that episode. And, in #40, he highlights six "scary things." They are "to the left," "to the right," "above," "behind you," "behind me," and then he turns into a jumpscare, which makes *six* things. It's all coming together.
Mark: *in rage stating how he isn’t going to play it again* Me: *yelling at my tv that he missed the truck in the garage hoping he would actually hear me*
Mark: reads the instructions out loud that you can only carry one Doo Key at a time. Also Mark: Surprised and upset 1 minute later to discover he can only carry one Doo Key at a time. Conclusion: Mark Can't Read.
Diddly-dee, diddly-doo, I've got some *scare stamps* for you! _Intro:_ *6/10* 0:02 - Markiemoo switching up the game. Oh yeah. _"Dangle Dongle Farm":_ *9/10* 3:27 - VERY sudden and VERY fkin loud. *9/10* 3:45 - Again. Something tells me this isn't gonna get old anytime soon. *4/10* 4:06 - Mark gets caught for the first time. *4/10* 5:17 - Mark gets startled by the axe-wielding blob. *9/10* 6:14 - Another one of them screamers. *1/10* 7:55 - Slightly unexpected sound. *3/10* 11:05 - Piggy scare. *9/10* 12:49 - They do seem to want to keep your BP high, huh. *5/10* 17:30 - Mark gets caught for the second time. The footsteps kinda gave it away this time. _"Lanky Lonky":_ *5/10* 24:09 - >Say you love the SFX done by mouth >Get jumpscared by a sound coming from a literal mouth *6/10* 24:59 - LL's first appearance. *4/10* 25:23 - LL-in-a-box. *9/10* 25:59 - Scream and low-poly gore. *4/10* 26:25 - LL gets Mark, take 2. *5/10* 26:39 - ..aaand encore! *5/10* 27:40 - LL _is_ the 10th doctor. *8/10* 27:46 - Oh wait, this isn't gore. It's hands! *7/10* 28:15 - A cheeky LL this time around. *7/10* 28:26 - Reeed haaands. *5/10* 28:40 - Lanky Lonky Lounging Loudly. *6/10* 30:33 - Same as above, just slightly more surprising. _"Escape The Poo Poo House":_ *2/10* 33:05 - Slightly unexpected poop in the face. There's more like that one after this, but it's sh*tty enough (har har) for you to be able to handle it. We gud? We gud. That's it guys! Bye bye~
Nyan Cat They look like babies when they shave, it's so weird 😅 Everytime they do shave they look like their 2014 (what year did they start?) selves lol
Me: ill watch mark to chill out my anxiety :) Mark: THE NUMBERS MEAN NOTHING Mark: IM DELETING RANDOM VIDEOS Mark: WE WILL ALL DIE SOON AND THAT FATE IS INEVITABLE, INESCAPABLE, AND APPROACHING FASTER THAN YOU THINK
@@iatemycat5320 it's where some people have donated their bodies to science and they put the bodies in various environments, on a land dedicated to this, and people observe how the bodies decay. such as a body in a car decays differently than one in soil. some collages have body farms for its forensic students, such as clemson or tennessee, to help them better understand/know for the future. :3
6:18 That's the manliest "oink" I've ever heard :P Those mouth-made sound effects were kinda funny (the creaking door - at 23:50 - and the pig were my favorites), except for the too over-the-top ones.
mark saying " pig, dont take my keys pig, im begging you pig" that just reminded me a lot of the girl saying " dont eat my boat bear, it doesnt taste good, no bear, stop it "
Mark: "I'm gonna get in the truck" Mark: Clicks on tractor, that's clearly not the TRUCK he found earlier. Also Mark: Blames game for dicking him over. Hmmmmmmm.
He had to go that way to unlock the exit anyway, and I'm not sure if he had to open it before he could interact properly with the truck, but I would guess so. But it is mildly disappointing that he completely ignored the existence of the truck somehow, when he entered the garage.
Blaze walker they make sounds when you stand close to them. You can tell which one is which. Mark just never figured that out. If you get one wrong Lanky becomes way faster.
But what if hes referring to the timer on Unus Annus? Like how their merch is no longer available. Things are gonna keep disappearing throughout the time of Unus Annus, even before the timer ends.
I’m slowly starting to think that all the weird cuts and the fact he’s doing another channel that’s deleting videos that he might be planning on some huge production wise in October or November like some kind of new series. Call it a sneaking suspicion.
@@Tegan_The_Nobody That's the part I'm not sure about. I know he put one of them in the description, and in the live horror game stream the other day, he wanted to reach 33,333 likes, which implies that he's been counting down.
The jumpscare at 17:31 literally scared my phone out of my hand. Not joking, it startled me so badly my phone slipped out of my hand and nearly flew to the end of my bed. That was absolutely amazing.
Hey mark i know how to get away from lanky lonky u need to run around at a big box lanky lonky will say 'aw' then ur safe am not doing this just so u can play lanky lonky again am telling u this because u didnt know and dont sprint while doing it
Mark: *Unlocks garage, revealing truck*
Also Mark: *Attempts to get away in...a tractor*
Lol
Shrek Shrek jeez
@Shrek Shrek someone didn't get hugged
Lol that’s basically what I said too lol I was yelling at the screen like, “ THAT’S THE FUCKIN TRACTOR NOT THE TRUCK!” 🤣
There what I said it says the truck would be a Bet Ted get away
“The Truck would be a faster get away”
Mark: instructions unclear, but thus tractor is nice
@Ah_a_Ghost yes
Is he losing on purpose because he keeps turning around and running at the monsters to get caught.
@@InnerRise he's not turning around and running at them, that's the camera turning to them to show that he was caught
@@wilpri123456 no, that's not what im talking about.
I was actually _screaming_ at the end of that
Mark: "the numbers don't matter"
Me: "apparently neither do instructions"
i think it was a reference to the last 3 scary games
OOP-
@Maria! I love sех! Тар on my photo interesting name...
@Maria! I love sех! Тар on my photo No thank you. Go to p*rnhub for this crap please, thank you. Have a good one.
This might have something to do with unus annus which might end earlier or..Later?
"The numbers mean nothing."
-How I feel in math class.
i guess mason finally gave us an answer
how I feel when I get my test results
threeeee is a magic numberrrrr
Probably pertains to some mystery that we the fans have to solve and that could be a clue.
How I feel at the dentist.
I feel like the developer of this game just gets as high as humanly possible, then comes up with the plot and records the sound effects
then just deals with all the coding and such later
What're you working on there man?
Developer: P O O P O O man
i mean his main game is 'boof'ie's bunker so you may have a point...
Thats how games are made, except for getting high part (most of the time).
hehe lanky lonky
Holy hell that’s funny😂🤣
Developer: *Making strange noises*
His neighbors: "Probably making another game"
-Nope, he's killing someone in the woods-
_Yup. He's making a game_
-Relationship goals!-
I bet there was a neighbor that complained about them and as soon as they were at the door; they just heard screaming or something 😂
Nine months after, and Player 3 has joined the game
o i n k
Q u a c k
Markiplier: doesn't see pig entire game
Markiplier: gets key
Pig: it's go time.
allow me to introduce myself
So you have chosen.. death
Oinky 6, going dark
He actually did see the pig before he got the keys 6:25
Edit: changed timestamp
We Know, @@you_gullible_fucc
Mark: "This one is called Lanky Lonky"
Me: *l u n k y ?*
Finally,I found the comment
^
lanky lonky lunky. The unholy trinity.
UA-cam: Five Nights At Freddy's?
@@scientic YEA-- UA-cam like sucks at identifying games
"The Truck would be a faster getaway"
"THEN WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT HUH?"
Mark, that's a tractor...
You walked straight past the truck in the garage...
I was about to say that but I guess ya beat me too it xD
Ikr
Oof size: MEGA
Yup
Mans does not know what a got damn truck looks like
Its funny because the ending of the game makes you take the tractor, but you had to go to the truck first to see that it has no battery.
Wow
So Mark lost because he didn’t look at the batteryless truck?
You know, we all laugh at mark’s goofy “I suck” shtick, but his sheer directional skill and intuition is genuinely impressive.
Big boy words
I believe we remember the tractor-truck story veeeery differently.
Seriously, one of the things that continuously leaves me in the awe is his mental map skills because I cannot do shit in games if I don't have a map or some kind of compass to direct me
Bill Corey
I’ve been thinking about that too, actually
not only that he's doing that while entertaining us, while talking! i literally cannot multitask for life
I really just love this dude, he gives me something to look forward to.
omg big fan, btw rip Albert abused u a LOT LMFAO
*AlL hAil FeLiPe*
Couldn't have said it better myself Felipe.
Felipe :0
This comment should've gotten 4K likes and comments broರ╭╮ರ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Mark: *reads he can only hold one key at a time*
Mark: *immediately tries to grab two keys and panics*
Thanks for playing!
In DDF there were hedge clippers in the toolshed that can cut those vines down and give you a shortcut between the two clearings in the map so you don’t have to run through the maze a zillion times.
Also, in Lanky Lonky the artifacts are set apart by sound. So listen closely and memorize which sound is which artifact, then get them in the correct order. Trying to grab one out of order will make Lanky Lonky extremely more alert and borderline impossible to outrun once he spots you.
Glad you liked the trilogy! :D
Oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink
MicroHorrorArcade Great Games
MicroHorrorArcade these are great games with great spooks!
Gentlemen's clap
MicroHorrorArcade that’s awesome
"The truck would be a faster getaway"
*"These signs won't stop me because I can't read!"*
Lol
Oh hey, hi neverarmed
666 likes.
Fuck sakes LMAO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mark: screaming about the “truck”
Comments: you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
Sophie Henry I love you for making this reference.
And I love you for getting it 😂
That's true. The real truck was in the garage
Really living up to the name there buddy
I love that movie
“What are they farming? ...Corpses?”
-Mark, surrounded on all sides by corn
Notserp future corn corpses
It was a corny joke for sure but I'm all ears
Cornhub. I'll just leave now.
*supernova582* y-you did that you really did that.
I felt powerful when i was ur 500th like
Mark: **Sees tractor
Mark's Brain: **This must be a truck.
b1uezer
He has big galaxy brain
can you alive
He thought it was a trucktor?
So teed the truck was in the garage 🤦♂️
That was painful to watch :(
“The developers spent the most time thinking of this name”
*The Poo Poo House*
I'm never gonna be tired of Mark calling a crowbar as a "krober"
Mark each artifact makes a sound when you stand close to it. That’s how you can tell which one is which. If you get one wrong Lanky becomes way faster. It’s like Baldi
How can you get them wrong?
Antonieta Ovalle By picking them up out of order
What sound exactly do you hear when you are nearing the right one?
Sorry to burst your bubble but he probably won’t play it again. It’s a pretty mediocre game with bad graphics and a big difficulty spike.
The bad graphics may be on purpose, but I do agree that the lag seems to be a major problem, as well as how lanky lonky seems to be an unfair enemy to be against.
"The numbers mean nothing" - Me, prepping myself to show my parents that I scored 60% and not 80 or above.
Lol
I’m out her with a 38% in Spanish
I'm the 420th like :D
Meanwhile at my college a 80 is a D
@@josh223 an 80*
30:58
Mark: "No human could possibly beat that."
Also Mark: Literally beat FNAF with all 20.
Elio Sun you have to admit that fnaf was better made and had a system that mark practiced for quite a while
bountyhunter8905 i miss fnaf it is such a amazing game
Kyoka Jirou Ikr
Mark seems to have forgotten that if he try's he is a fucking god at games
Full 20 isn't as hard if you have the strategy. It's just throwing yourself at it until you eventually come through.
Mark even mentions in his FNaF 1 and 2 custom night runs that he was following an online guide.
“This tree looks like it could be cut down”
Well looks like you’re going to need HM Cut and at least 1 gym badge
OMG I love Pokemon
And might use Zigzagoon as your "HM Slave"
I love you
@@foliumviride2547 Pokémon are not slaves, they are friends.
@@ChaoticCupOfCoffee except for Zigzagoon
Theres been a bunch of 3 scary games episodes including a hidden number.. These are the recent ones I have found. In episode 40, the only notable number in it was "skin weight 4 bones" which didnt really make sense at the time but it is plausible. In 41 I cant find an exact number but I find it sus af that near the end of the video he says "It's the only number that really matters." In episode 42 he played a game titled "one got in the house". In his last episode, the livestream, he deleted 3 am at the krusty krab and had the like goal set at "33,333". in this one, there is a faint 2 in the "numbers mean nothing" screen. I may update this if I find more, reply if you find something! The numbers mean everything.
Someone's lying to us again. There Mark goes again with his plans and shit. That's what makes this guy stand out. He loves his audience so damn much and he makes this kind of content. Sean's trying, and I appreciate him for it, I'm looking forwards to it, but Mark will always be the king of ego content
How the fuck did you figure this out
Cameron Superfine if we are putting it together as a date the numbers would add up to be 4/133,333/2 which would probably be 4/13/20 so either the numbers actually don’t mean shit or something might be happening on the 13th which is also my birthday-
Good find! These seem like a countdown to something. I also just noticed that in #41, he says "three scary games" in the intro *five* times. He also mentions more about numbers in that episode. And, in #40, he highlights six "scary things." They are "to the left," "to the right," "above," "behind you," "behind me," and then he turns into a jumpscare, which makes *six* things. It's all coming together.
he also mentions in this episode, that he washed his hair 15 times, really out of the blue so it might be something.
Mark: *finally finds a key*
Pig: *Oink Oink*
Mark: _oh no_
@Cartoon Network بالعربية what?
LITTLE PIGGY _NO NO_ LITTLE PIGGY *GO HOME!*
@@TheEvanDude112 lol
@Cartoon Network بالعربية ?
*Watches LIVE 3 scary games yesterday*
Mark today: "Another one"
We the best scary games
(27:40) *"nine out of ten doctors agree that, that's a problem"*
I'm going to use this whenever I can
I'm getting heavy Invader Zim vibes from all these
I didn't expect to see you here-
Why the hell is the amazing sock puppet here
I mean, these DO seem right up Jhonen Vasquez's alley.
I can’t believe JelloApocalypse watches Markiplier’s videos!
Well well well fancy meeting you here Pat and also I agree
1st game: *terrifying*
2nd game: *impossible*
3rd game: *absurd chaos*
Markiplier: *quits all 3*
No 3rd game; abturd chaos
And yet jacksepticeye actually has the gut to finish all three
@@thememepigeon540 which vid is this
Cause the games where shit
Man, this hasn’t changed much over a year
Mark: *clicks tractor*
Game: the truck would be a faster get away
Mark: Yes, and that's why I'm at it
Me: *inhales and whispers* that's a tractor
Poor mark
@@mikeratomn3475 😔 he'll figure it out someday
Looked right at the truck...in the garage! LOL
@@jakejager he didn't even acknowledge it 😤😔
And he pretty much thinks the game dicked him over when he tried to leg it because of his misunderstanding.
I like how whenever Mark is scared he hardly cusses, he just makes up some random words
Mark: *in rage stating how he isn’t going to play it again*
Me: *yelling at my tv that he missed the truck in the garage hoping he would actually hear me*
@Izzy Riano lol 😂
>mental strain trying to tell mark he was yelling to get in the tractor not the truck.
What a crazy person
yep
My dad: *yelling at me to stop screaming at the TV*
Mark: "Am I not allowed to pick up more than 1 doo key?!"
Instructions: "You can not carry more than 1 doo key."
After some taco bell, you can definitely carry more than one dookey
Mark: The numbers are meaningless.
Me and the entire rest of the fandom, scouring the videos for numbers, writing them down and theorizing: Mhm. Sure.
my last name is spelled tillman, mark just gave you the * _E_ *
poop tastes very nice poop on my tongue
@@cdwell3810 *concern*
WHO RUINED THE 69 likes
@@Star.Dr00L me
Game: “the farmers are coming to investigate.”
Mark: “WElL ThaTS UnFOrtUnATE” *dies*
And the last words that our brave hero shouted while he stood his ground ready for the last fight of his life were:
D I N G L E D A N G L E
Note to self: don't put this on as background noise in the future, that sketch is never going to be the same.
nobody:
ethereal floating blob: umumnyumnumnyumnumnyum
HAHAHA
That's what I say wadding off after telling a dad joke
Bro had me crackin up like an egg
Tractor: exist
Mark: ahh yes a truck
True
69th Like.
Mark is like, "yeah, it's big brain time"
WHAT IS THE TIME STAMP
All together lets stop racism against tractors, lol
Dongle sounds like a word Mark would have come up with...
you know how some phones don’t have a headphone jack, well the attachments they use to let you use headphones are called dongles
Mark has USED the word Dongle before
The fact that dongle already exists doesn't dismiss the fact that OP is right in saying it SOUNDS like a word mark could've come up with
I think I remember him using the word dongle before...
You mean like welcome to the game 2 where theres a wifi dongle??
"Numbers mean nothing."
Experience bar: *Am I a joke to you?*
I literally saw this meme while reading
"once the pig has your sack, the sack will remain...for all eternity"
Makes sense i guess.
Mark has a way with words
0:11 THE NUMBERS MEAN NOTHING
FBI : *Slowly opening mark's door*
SCP 096: **rises**
FBI: Retreat!
"Welcome back to 3.."
*THIS NUMBER MEAN NOTHING*
oh hello valve
Big oof
Half life intensifies
*Team Fortress intensifies*
*PORTAL INTENSIFIES*
Mark: finds tractor
Game: The truck. Would be a faster getaway
Mark: still tries to get into tractor
Me:facepalms
I KEPT WONDERING WHY HE COULDN'T USE IT. then I read the comments and realized I was an idiot 😅
Oh my god, that Hairless chin gave me a nostalgia flashback. He just needs the glasses now.
Oh shit
Or just going back to Sharkfin stage.
Yes
Mark: reads the instructions out loud that you can only carry one Doo Key at a time.
Also Mark: Surprised and upset 1 minute later to discover he can only carry one Doo Key at a time.
Conclusion: Mark Can't Read.
No, Mark can't hear himself.
Really it makes a lot of sense considering all of the yelling he does.
"What was your favorite episode Timmy?"
"I like The one where Markiplier is running around a farm for a looooonnngggg time!"
Is... this a reference to GG?
@@Thy-Jeb Yes. Yes it is.
@@CalebratedTV beautiful
@@Thy-Jeb I know I'm so late but what does gg stand for I wish to be enlightened
@@jaygay6576 game grumps
Markiplier: "I Got the Crowbar."
Also Markplier: "I could Pry Things Open Using This Crowbar."
*It's a Box.*
Oof
"The numbers mean nothing"
Me: So Mason was interrogated for nothing
Nothing like seeing a good ol blackops reference
Well shit, I guess I was.
WHERE IS THE BROADCAST STATION???
Black ops was the last cod game to actually have a good campain... So sad
Who is .Mason?
Diddly-dee, diddly-doo, I've got some *scare stamps* for you!
_Intro:_
*6/10* 0:02 - Markiemoo switching up the game. Oh yeah.
_"Dangle Dongle Farm":_
*9/10* 3:27 - VERY sudden and VERY fkin loud.
*9/10* 3:45 - Again. Something tells me this isn't gonna get old anytime soon.
*4/10* 4:06 - Mark gets caught for the first time.
*4/10* 5:17 - Mark gets startled by the axe-wielding blob.
*9/10* 6:14 - Another one of them screamers.
*1/10* 7:55 - Slightly unexpected sound.
*3/10* 11:05 - Piggy scare.
*9/10* 12:49 - They do seem to want to keep your BP high, huh.
*5/10* 17:30 - Mark gets caught for the second time. The footsteps kinda gave it away this time.
_"Lanky Lonky":_
*5/10* 24:09 - >Say you love the SFX done by mouth >Get jumpscared by a sound coming from a literal mouth
*6/10* 24:59 - LL's first appearance.
*4/10* 25:23 - LL-in-a-box.
*9/10* 25:59 - Scream and low-poly gore.
*4/10* 26:25 - LL gets Mark, take 2.
*5/10* 26:39 - ..aaand encore!
*5/10* 27:40 - LL _is_ the 10th doctor.
*8/10* 27:46 - Oh wait, this isn't gore. It's hands!
*7/10* 28:15 - A cheeky LL this time around.
*7/10* 28:26 - Reeed haaands.
*5/10* 28:40 - Lanky Lonky Lounging Loudly.
*6/10* 30:33 - Same as above, just slightly more surprising.
_"Escape The Poo Poo House":_
*2/10* 33:05 - Slightly unexpected poop in the face.
There's more like that one after this, but it's sh*tty enough (har har) for you to be able to handle it. We gud? We gud.
That's it guys! Bye bye~
Lol thanks 😂
We gud
Thanks 🙏
Aard much appreciated 🙏🏻
Weenie hut spotted
Why does Mark De-age every year...?
I know it's amazing
It's the power of shaving
@@sakuraogami6885 the power of shaving doesn't work with Jack though because he already looks good, I do miss hairless Jack sometimes tho.
Nyan Cat They look like babies when they shave, it's so weird 😅 Everytime they do shave they look like their 2014 (what year did they start?) selves lol
He’s a UA-camr
Me: ill watch mark to chill out my anxiety :)
Mark: THE NUMBERS MEAN NOTHING
Mark: IM DELETING RANDOM VIDEOS
Mark: WE WILL ALL DIE SOON AND THAT FATE IS INEVITABLE, INESCAPABLE, AND APPROACHING FASTER THAN YOU THINK
chill anxiety?? your profile pic says to me you watch rwby. after volume 7 i am quite full anxiety to be fair lol. how can you remain calm D:
Cherry Dragon ikr
you could tell this was pre-recorded because his beard is gone again
Tru
He shaved it on Unnus Annus
Or mabey he magical troll?
@@123till321 ya but its grown back
DEH CLicK don’t goof me
"Get in the truck and go for it"
*tries to get in the tractor*
mark: "What are they farming? corpses?"
me: * laughs in the knowledge of the existence of "body farms" *
omg i’m not the onlyone that thought that
Im sorry what? Whats a body farm-?
@@iatemycat5320 it's where some people have donated their bodies to science and they put the bodies in various environments, on a land dedicated to this, and people observe how the bodies decay. such as a body in a car decays differently than one in soil.
some collages have body farms for its forensic students, such as clemson or tennessee, to help them better understand/know for the future. :3
@@corruptednightshade4555 holy shit-
a *w h a t ?*
6:18 That's the manliest "oink" I've ever heard :P Those mouth-made sound effects were kinda funny (the creaking door - at 23:50 - and the pig were my favorites), except for the too over-the-top ones.
Mark: "this game is unplayable"
The how-to-play tab marked by big and bold letters: *"am I a joke to you?"*
@@rhilynnh.4475 yeah but not the part that said you could sneak and hide
"Yo pass the aux cord"
"You better not play trash"
*OINK OINK OINK*
Mark is like testing his patience by not raging too much when not winning the game 😆
"The numbers mean nothing"
*Distressed mathematician noises*
mark saying " pig, dont take my keys pig, im begging you pig"
that just reminded me a lot of the girl saying " dont eat my boat bear, it doesnt taste good, no bear, stop it "
"Andrew?"
**my name**
*chuckles* I'm in danger.
So is mine
Video: THE NUMBERS MEAN NOTHING
Me, a grieving Unus Annus fan: OH THEY DON'T, DON'T THEY??
Cries with you
i miss it to
Memento Mori
as someone who never watched the series, i'm thankful that there's people who archived them lol
*cries in unus
Mark: "I'm gonna get in the truck"
Mark: Clicks on tractor, that's clearly not the TRUCK he found earlier.
Also Mark: Blames game for dicking him over.
Hmmmmmmm.
Spooky 👻👻👻
Can you alive
That was annoying
20:38
Markiplier - “Please don’t take my keys”
Pig - “OINK” (I want ALL the keys)
Destin Hare ???
It's closer to 20:13
Öink
Mark: "It's not a farm. It's a graveyard. It's a very different thing. What are they farming, corpses?"
*C O M E D Y*
When he talks about a graveyard not being a farm and farming corpses, did anyone else think of the game Graveyard Keeper?
I did actually 😂
🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️
Was I the only one yelling
"TURN OFF THE FLASHLIGHT AND THEY WONT SEE YOU?"
No I was doing the same thing XD 😂
I wasn't yelling it but thinking it very hard
Yeah I’ve never seen or played this game and I was yelling that
Yes.
Mark: walks past the truck to take the tractor to try to escape.
Everyone: screaming at him to take the truck
Oh damn, boy u know my content is great and amazing
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS whaaattt
He had to go that way to unlock the exit anyway, and I'm not sure if he had to open it before he could interact properly with the truck, but I would guess so. But it is mildly disappointing that he completely ignored the existence of the truck somehow, when he entered the garage.
"I love all the sound effects done by mouth." - A hand reaches out from a mouth to grab Mark.
Omg that part happened just as i read this
@@cryptidpigeon Same XD
@@cryptidpigeon SAME!
@@cryptidpigeon
Weirdly enough
Same
Tractor: *exists*
Mark: Is this a truck?
Mark’s favorite video to upload is Three Scary games!!!!
Keep them coming!!!!
I love watching them!!! They are the best
“DINGLE AND DANGLE WERE OUTSIDE THE DOORS!”
Scary
Mark: **attempts to get into tractor**
Game: The truck would be a faster getaway
Mark: I know the truck would be faster so let me in
Game: get in the truck.
Mark: *runs straight from the truck to a tractor instead.*
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚
In Mark's defense, he's a goof.
Mark on the second game: It’s impossible
Also Mark: Doesnt read “How To Play”
He repeatedly said he couldn't see anything that differentiated em
1:33
"What are they farming corpses?"
- Markiplier the comedian 2020
Game: "Whatever you do, don't try to collect the artifacts out of order"
Mark: *clicks on the artifact every time* "Why is he coming after meeeee?"
The Artifacts don't have names or differences to distinct one from another though, so you might aswell be guessing from the start onward
Blaze walker they make sounds when you stand close to them. You can tell which one is which. Mark just never figured that out. If you get one wrong Lanky becomes way faster.
The beginning of the video: *"THE NUMBERS MEAN NOTHING"*
Me: Ok so the numbers mean something
But what if hes referring to the timer on Unus Annus? Like how their merch is no longer available. Things are gonna keep disappearing throughout the time of Unus Annus, even before the timer ends.
LaminateALlama that’s such a good point I didn’t even think of it like that 😲
LaminateALlama istfg if they kill themselves at the end-
Just a Fangirl you just turned my double chin into a triple chin why would you say that
there was a 2 in the background so maybe it means a heist with markiplier 2
Random fact: An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it.
A deer can kidnap an adult eagle and fly away with it
Yay it's you again
What kind of eagle?
How old is this young deer?
Lol
Some bird , shit on my window today 😡
Deer will sometimes eat baby birds
Mark: sees truck in barn
Mark: sees what’s clearly a tractor
ThIs mUsT bE ThE tRuCk
My thoughts after every room he was going into: "Where does this guy work?"
"This tree looks like it can be cut down."
Me: Quick! Someone get Mark an Hm01!
markiplier: “I don’t like green”
jacksepticeye: “.........”
Septiplier shippers: *Sad face*
we don't mention the shippers.
..dear god.. the shippers..
@@jaywatermore9553 I shall speak of them? Never again.
Jack is red green color blind so he sees green as red soo
@@NineNineNone pretty sure he sees red as green instead of green as red
Mark: doesn't realize that he's trying to enter a Tractor
Also Mark: "WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?"
Nobody:
Markiplier: *randomly brings up washing his hair*
Unnus annus much?
@@itsme.4394 don't you mean unus annus*
@@itsme.4394 don't you mean unus annus*
@@itsme.4394 don't you mean unus annus*
@@itsme.4394 don't you mean unus annus*
That first game actually had the secret of Lanky Lonky. The second had BIG face, which was my favorite. And the last one was just SHIT 💩 LOL
20:14 “0ink”
Mark: please, piG don’t take my keys.
“0iNk”
Mark: Pig,, do nOt take my keys
"Farmer DoNgLe"
"Bajeesums"
"Shaaaaat"
"dOnGlE or DaNgLe"
Quotes people have given me-
"Der hiss no whey"
(I aspire to use these quotes everyday.)
Yep, the jumpscares themselves are scary. but not with markiplier saying
"Farmer DoNgLe"
I would like to nominate the classic "Der hiss no whey" 😆
I’m slowly starting to think that all the weird cuts and the fact he’s doing another channel that’s deleting videos that he might be planning on some huge production wise in October or November like some kind of new series. Call it a sneaking suspicion.
@CoCo Balls that's not how it works.
I keep thinking he's going to come out with a video game
Didn't he already announce Heist 2 plus a secret project?
@Connor Barkington
In his 25 mil video, right?
@@purplepartytigerd1598 sorys I don't remember which one
Oh! "This tree looks like it can be CUT down!" is a Pokémon reference! Haha, that's great! Clever! XD
Beginning of game: *Shows every control in the game*
Mark: How do I see the list you're talking about
"The numbers mean nothing"
Something to do with Unnus Annus?
Also getting a Darkiplier vibe with the black screen and the screaming in the background
The numbers are referring to the numbers he's been hinting at in recent videos
Ravenwashere 1776 he’s been hinting to numbers?
@@ravenwashere1776 What videos are they in?
@@mr.awesome7552 Yeah, there's been some theories going around about it
@@Tegan_The_Nobody That's the part I'm not sure about. I know he put one of them in the description, and in the live horror game stream the other day, he wanted to reach 33,333 likes, which implies that he's been counting down.
Mark: "The numbers mean nothing."
Me: " Ye, explain that to the FBI."
FBI: *Peeks through door* hello there
@@AlphaLegion-2 I didn't know Obi-Wan joined the FBI. Unless you meant the Force-bureau of Investigation.
General Kenobi
FBI is coming for us ahh
Age is just a number. Prison is just a room.
The jumpscare at 17:31 literally scared my phone out of my hand. Not joking, it startled me so badly my phone slipped out of my hand and nearly flew to the end of my bed. That was absolutely amazing.
mark: walks past the big box, the truck, and cuttable stem multiple times
me: * visble frustration *
The way this is going, it should be called *a year of scary games*
Emily lol
‘Year Scary Games’
At the beginning of the video when you heard the distorted screaming with “the number mean nothing” all i could hear is R2-D2’s wail 😂.
Hey mark i know how to get away from lanky lonky u need to run around at a big box lanky lonky will say 'aw' then ur safe am not doing this just so u can play lanky lonky again am telling u this because u didnt know and dont sprint while doing it