3 SCARY GAMES #34

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  • @davidsnows4023
    @davidsnows4023 5 років тому +5679

    "Behind you"
    -Music Cuts out
    -My fan gets quieter
    -The 6 limbed creature outside stops moving

    • @thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307
      @thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307 5 років тому +67

      David Snows lmao underrated comment 😂

    • @kemari47
      @kemari47 5 років тому +20

      @@thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307 for real

    • @coquebolls7719
      @coquebolls7719 5 років тому +113

      man even that creature be like "NAW"

    • @johnp171
      @johnp171 5 років тому +121

      You look at creature, you look at fan
      Creature looks at you, creature looks at fan, creature looks at screen
      You look at creature looking at screen, you look at screen.... Mark

    • @-Ryu
      @-Ryu 5 років тому +15

      Dude i was near a shooting and the shooter heard that and he literally jumped out the window in front of him.

  • @TheScrungly
    @TheScrungly 4 роки тому +4995

    When Mark said “ Whats that behind you?” I looked back and my fat loaf of a cat was staring dead at me

  • @Pecangaming
    @Pecangaming 5 років тому +2186

    Mark: " Why is there a naughty chair?"
    Me: So this is a bachelorette party and we aren't an actual cop?

    • @counselnoblevc3531
      @counselnoblevc3531 5 років тому +3

      Nice channel also what dose the light look like when he's in the corner

    • @7심플한게최고야
      @7심플한게최고야 5 років тому +3

      I dropped my phone at 5 :05
      Heart rate increase rapidly for aa moment

    • @spookehghost
      @spookehghost 5 років тому +3

      @Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts that's exactly what I thought 😂

    • @grantezell9497
      @grantezell9497 5 років тому +4

      It’s for you silly markimoo! You have been a very naughty boy. You summoned a demon and you don’t have the curtesy to answer his questions. That’s very naughty! 😈👁⭕️

    • @artistgirluniverse2283
      @artistgirluniverse2283 5 років тому +1

      Me: naughty chair? 🤭

  • @walnatural802
    @walnatural802 4 роки тому +1969

    ""Being bald is a choice'? Someone tell Wade."
    i just died-

  • @sillymesha
    @sillymesha 5 років тому +1112

    “What’s behind you”
    Me: *Shoulder checks just to see my demon of a cat staring me down looking like she’s plotting my death*

    • @Tinman1287
      @Tinman1287 5 років тому +8

      I saw the same thing. Except my cat was dreaming about killing me.

    • @Tootlez
      @Tootlez 5 років тому +6

      I saw a fat red teddy bear staring at me

    • @raethreet5328
      @raethreet5328 5 років тому +5

      〔Willow〕 I love your profile picture and you have the same name as my friend so yeah that’s cool

    • @jeffbonnett7803
      @jeffbonnett7803 5 років тому

      Sounds fun hahaha

    • @snowiwoohsh409
      @snowiwoohsh409 5 років тому

      I guess... "She Wants You Dead"
      wait, that's *not* the title of the video-?

  • @katherinekoning3109
    @katherinekoning3109 5 років тому +2744

    Ad: “Being bald is a choice.”
    Mark: “Someone tell Wade.”

  • @anthonychen5559
    @anthonychen5559 5 років тому +2998

    Creepy whispers: “Don’t leave me”
    Mark: “I won’t leave you... here, have a tiny box Tim”

  • @khaki4493
    @khaki4493 5 років тому +3045

    when mark said: “HRNhBRgNnnnnnnn” i felt that

  • @yevenik7242
    @yevenik7242 5 років тому +1831

    Game: *jumpscare*
    Me: *doesn't jump at all*
    Mark: *fires gun once*
    Me: *SHOOK*

    • @apocalypticlovergirl
      @apocalypticlovergirl 5 років тому +3

      TERRARIA PFP

    • @emistack
      @emistack 5 років тому +18

      SAME

    • @thenight9077
      @thenight9077 4 роки тому +2

      Ikr 😂😂

    • @devyl3057
      @devyl3057 4 роки тому +12

      Yup! I threw my phone at my wall and scared my mom

    • @nmc2665
      @nmc2665 4 роки тому +7

      I shouldnt have laughed i almost broke my nose when i jumped guns are scary and not only in the way youd think
      God that was a sassy bullet

  • @ondmunk
    @ondmunk 5 років тому +6072

    game: "do you ever feel like you're being watched?"
    mark: "uh.. not often"
    mark you have 24 million subscribers

    • @stevenbart2375
      @stevenbart2375 5 років тому +173

      Are we a joke to you, Mark?

    • @shardinhand1243
      @shardinhand1243 4 роки тому +75

      2:42 jokes on you mark,
      all my monstosities are not behind me,
      they are already inside me,
      theyve always been there,
      hiden from sight,
      but not from me,
      not from my dreams.

    • @javidmirza4584
      @javidmirza4584 4 роки тому +9

      Patrick SK being watched as in, being stalked maybe you do but I’m afraid that might not end well for you should you be caught. Good luck

    • @livbarden2477
      @livbarden2477 4 роки тому +3

      Patrick SK big bruh moment there

    • @avery3833
      @avery3833 4 роки тому +3

      Medic r/whoosh

  • @Xfrimz
    @Xfrimz 5 років тому +2753

    “A game about doing taxes”
    “It might not seem like a horror game”
    What are you talking about Mark taxes are the horror of reality

  • @donuthurtmyhoney8313
    @donuthurtmyhoney8313 4 роки тому +787

    Mark: Is this grass or is this a horrible carpet
    Me: Thoroughly inspects the horrible carpet
    Also me: Realizes that it's the Minecraft texture for grass

    • @ezra9164
      @ezra9164 3 роки тому +18

      omg im not the only one

    • @CabooseTheMousse
      @CabooseTheMousse 3 роки тому +14

      Grass does make for less than preferable carpet

    • @ethanlong1075
      @ethanlong1075 2 роки тому +1

      YES I noticed that too :D

  • @eclipse_9824
    @eclipse_9824 5 років тому +741

    1st day of December: Time for Christmas games
    Mark: 3 scary games

  • @Ice-en4sc
    @Ice-en4sc 5 років тому +2648

    Mark: "There's something behind you"
    Me, sitting against a wall: *smug laughter*

    • @weevils
      @weevils 5 років тому +147

      It's behind the wall.

    • @DalynSpike
      @DalynSpike 5 років тому +174

      It is the wall

    • @stealthsedit
      @stealthsedit 5 років тому +32

      For me,it under my bed xD

    • @Gruntsisterz
      @Gruntsisterz 5 років тому +155

      Wall: *laughs along*

    • @Ice-en4sc
      @Ice-en4sc 5 років тому +30

      @@Gruntsisterz best out of all the replies

  • @sambccl
    @sambccl 5 років тому +3517

    Mark: what's behind y-
    Literally everyone in the comment section: *W A L L*

  • @andersmith6411
    @andersmith6411 4 роки тому +923

    " game about literally doing your taxes" is like a short version of presentable liberty

    • @mynameisjager7318
      @mynameisjager7318 3 роки тому +18

      It’s scary because it’s realistic

    • @kyrauniversal
      @kyrauniversal 3 роки тому +49

      @@mynameisjager7318 It's scarier and sadder because the creator of Presentable Liberty comitted suicide, yet I'm sure Mark doesn't even know.

    • @em_973
      @em_973 3 роки тому +13

      @@kyrauniversal omg really?? that’s so sad

    • @kyrauniversal
      @kyrauniversal 3 роки тому +23

      @@em_973 Yeah, if you check the comment section on the gameplay he did of Presentable Liberty, it can explain some of the things that happened, leading up to it. It hurts, but these things happen.

    • @killsmusic2503
      @killsmusic2503 2 роки тому +1

      Man, is that a throwback.

  • @wasabiasf7075
    @wasabiasf7075 5 років тому +381

    “That was an inopportune time for the music to cut out, I did not do that” has me DYING in my living room

  • @pankoniko6479
    @pankoniko6479 5 років тому +2607

    Markiplier: “What’s behind you?”
    “Just a killer, the usual.”

  • @gamerz9533
    @gamerz9533 5 років тому +843

    Moral of the game: dont ever pay your taxes.

  • @Jae0101
    @Jae0101 4 роки тому +2572

    Markiplier: -whats behind you?-
    Me: *looks behind*
    Boogeyman: *looks behind*
    Tim, the demon: *looks behind*
    Satan: *looks behind*

  • @Silvur.Shittur
    @Silvur.Shittur 5 років тому +186

    Mark: “what’s behind you?”
    Me, knowing damn well I’m sitting against a wall in the corner of a room: *shoulder checks*

    • @hellu9033
      @hellu9033 5 років тому +1

      Ethan Darnall same same 😂

    • @Bella-sp2kn
      @Bella-sp2kn 5 років тому +2

      i did the same damn thing!! lmao

    • @ejcold1467
      @ejcold1467 5 років тому +1

      🙇👀🤔

    • @ejcold1467
      @ejcold1467 5 років тому +1

      Lol same

  • @lobsterlegend8615
    @lobsterlegend8615 5 років тому +569

    Mark: what's behind you
    Me: looks behind me seeing my brother
    Mark: its probably nothing

    • @Alffraido
      @Alffraido 5 років тому +10

      Yep he’s nothing

    • @TREAMRS
      @TREAMRS 5 років тому +1

      That “thing” behind you

  • @scorpiuskamelot8510
    @scorpiuskamelot8510 5 років тому +558

    "I feel like this music is eating away at my soul."
    Me: quietly bouncing to the midi version of Take 5 in the background

  • @lustufolli5523
    @lustufolli5523 4 роки тому +105

    Mark : “what’s behind you?”
    Me: *turns around to see my drawing of mark* “well you are sirrr”

  • @myleighgarcia4429
    @myleighgarcia4429 5 років тому +348

    Mark: “What’s behind you?”
    *me sitting against a wall*: uhh a wall hopefully

  • @Ritchuds
    @Ritchuds 5 років тому +945

    Markiplier: “What’s behind you?”
    my brother 10 yr old brother playing roblox dating games

    • @sunepaw
      @sunepaw 5 років тому +42

      did he get a roblox gf tho

    • @Ritchuds
      @Ritchuds 5 років тому +37

      @@sunepaw he wish

    • @kokichiowo6599
      @kokichiowo6599 5 років тому +11

      @ lmao

    • @celeste9549
      @celeste9549 5 років тому +7

      omg thats me but my sister lmao

    • @PrincePyronius
      @PrincePyronius 4 роки тому +11

      it's... horrifying... RUN!

  • @NaNa-kt8vb
    @NaNa-kt8vb 5 років тому +505

    Mark: what’s behind you?
    Me: ha just a wall
    “Looks back just to be sure”
    “Sees the void”
    Me: *nervous” yup just the wall

  • @cavetownlover671
    @cavetownlover671 4 роки тому +117

    Mark: "What's behind you?"
    My shadow that turns into a demon: *wassup.*

  • @wonderouswumbo4353
    @wonderouswumbo4353 5 років тому +493

    “What’s behind you?”
    Toilet handle

    • @Da_Swifta
      @Da_Swifta 5 років тому +7

      Long Giraffe epic

    • @tntigniter5395
      @tntigniter5395 5 років тому +8

      I think you're sitting on the toilet wrongly

    • @pika_girl3505
      @pika_girl3505 5 років тому

      XD u were watching this whole thing on the toilet! 😆

    • @wonderouswumbo4353
      @wonderouswumbo4353 5 років тому +1

      Lone Eolf hey, no judging.

    • @pika_girl3505
      @pika_girl3505 5 років тому

      @@wonderouswumbo4353
      I'm not, I was just asking, but ur good, I'd do the same

  • @berserkpoptart
    @berserkpoptart 5 років тому +261

    game: has a “there are maggots in my brain” message and a mannequin
    me, having just binged The Magnus Archives: oh no

    • @seagullseb7040
      @seagullseb7040 5 років тому +1

      Cameron Devine poor season one martin :(

    • @notbot2648
      @notbot2648 5 років тому +1

      The Stranger and The Corruption are pleased.

    • @Green_Bean_Machine
      @Green_Bean_Machine 5 років тому

      Or the maze runner prequel book, or the part of the 3rd maze runner book when newt kills himself

  • @totaltrashmammal6476
    @totaltrashmammal6476 5 років тому +387

    Mark: “what’s behind you?!”
    Me, panicking: *turns to see my dog barreling towards me at full bork*
    Also me: *jumps in panic*

  • @devyl3057
    @devyl3057 4 роки тому +380

    Mark: *Gets scared by good jumpscares*
    Me: *Throws phone when he shoots his gun at the statue*

  • @jorgejimemez1627
    @jorgejimemez1627 5 років тому +410

    5:00
    Mark: *So anyway, I started blasting*

  • @azharyyie
    @azharyyie 5 років тому +157

    Mark : "behind you!"
    Me: *the thing behind me was scared of the thing behind it*

  • @statix_zp5143
    @statix_zp5143 5 років тому +163

    Instructor: holster your gun.
    Mark: My what.
    Instructor: your gu-
    Mark: Oh I see my Boom-Boom stick, ok

    • @conner3548
      @conner3548 5 років тому +2

      Instructor:...Finest officer on the force.

  • @bigsimp2695
    @bigsimp2695 4 роки тому +151

    Mark: “What’s behind you¿”
    Toilet lid.

  • @mesupremacy100
    @mesupremacy100 5 років тому +825

    mark: whats behind you?
    me: crippling self doubt

  • @maxjones2122
    @maxjones2122 5 років тому +600

    This video:
    “Look behind you” comments: *allow us to introduce ourselves.*

  • @444Lui
    @444Lui 5 років тому +491

    Mark: What's behind you?
    My brother behind me: Mom said it's my turn

    • @erducks624
      @erducks624 4 роки тому +24

      That’s the scariest thing tho 😂

    • @RedactedPerson
      @RedactedPerson 4 роки тому +2

      XD

    • @quagnam438
      @quagnam438 4 роки тому +2

      @@erducks624 next to *t a x e s*

    • @erducks624
      @erducks624 4 роки тому

      BerKC are you adulting? adulting is pretty scary

    • @quagnam438
      @quagnam438 4 роки тому +5

      @@erducks624 what is an adult
      Some sorta siamese food?

  • @professionalconcreteconsum2968
    @professionalconcreteconsum2968 4 роки тому +48

    "what's that behind you?"
    well that didn't help the fact that both my dogs and lizard at staring directly behind me

  • @grapeleaf1239
    @grapeleaf1239 5 років тому +1605

    Mark: "is this grass or is this horrible carpet?"
    Me, an intellectual:
    Grass block

  • @ChrisMcGold
    @ChrisMcGold 5 років тому +182

    Markiplier: "BbbbBEeeee KKKkkiaaand?!"
    Ads: "Be KIND,
    Pass it on!"

  • @biancaself1787
    @biancaself1787 5 років тому +81

    “Im here to rescue you!” Immediately shots the first person he sees 🤣🤣🤣

  • @zboy1152
    @zboy1152 5 років тому +193

    "WHO NEEDS TO BE PUT IN THE- ME!
    ME! I GO IN NAUGHTY CORNER PLEASE THANK YOU"
    -mark

  • @lewdeaton7385
    @lewdeaton7385 5 років тому +182

    "Being bald is a choice, someone tell Wade"😂

  • @lizzicanavan5995
    @lizzicanavan5995 5 років тому +1131

    Mark: “What’s behind you?”
    Me sitting on the toilet with literally no space behind me: *still looks back*

  • @natalieflowers5839
    @natalieflowers5839 5 років тому +379

    Mark: “What’s behind you”
    Me: I’m laying on my bed

  • @madisonwhitehouse8207
    @madisonwhitehouse8207 5 років тому +112

    "What's behind you?"
    Me:"omg it's so f*cking ugly get away...wait..... That's a mirror. God damnit"

  • @arnovj1
    @arnovj1 5 років тому +61

    So the last game was the dude taking drugs and dreaming about doing taxes but in actuality he was just swiping some hand written papers.
    And Going back means going back to the dream world where he does taxes.

    • @Bone_.42069
      @Bone_.42069 5 років тому +11

      Or what if that person did a tax fraud and was jailed(u can clearly see the tally marks on the floor) and is slowly losing his sanity due to loneliness

    • @benhebblethwaite8385
      @benhebblethwaite8385 5 років тому

      I think that the person is insane and their in a mental hospital

  • @fluffymuff807
    @fluffymuff807 5 років тому +52

    "What's that behind you..?"
    My memory foam mattress, that will remember you calling it nothing. Now I have to hear it cry while I sleep.

  • @dubspool572
    @dubspool572 5 років тому +416

    "Barker's house"
    me having the last name barker:
    "is mark coming back again?"

    • @thesktpowerrr3265
      @thesktpowerrr3265 5 років тому +8

      Again?

    • @ezorist
      @ezorist 5 років тому +1

      Dubspool hi

    • @chief2740
      @chief2740 5 років тому +1

      THE SKT POWERRR ! It’s a joke

    • @MadeOfConfusion
      @MadeOfConfusion 5 років тому +5

      Just make sure he doesn't shoot you, don't leave your freaky eye-mannequin out again

    • @oxyu3533
      @oxyu3533 5 років тому +3

      Jack & Kitt, well, no shit

  • @templarknight585
    @templarknight585 5 років тому +51

    Game: has spoopy tone*
    Mark: So anyway I started blasting.

  • @cupid3890
    @cupid3890 5 років тому +388

    Mark: "what's behind you?"
    Me: *looks behind mark*

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 5 років тому +302

    Markiplier: *Exists*
    [Everyone liked that]

  • @istoleyourcomment1613
    @istoleyourcomment1613 5 років тому +52

    Mark: *Uploads*
    Me: Goes immediately on YT
    Mark's vid: Been uploaded 2 mins ago
    Me:
    *It's too late.*

  • @ninifofini
    @ninifofini 4 роки тому +22

    mark: “whats behind you?”
    my cat: 👁👅👁

  • @defalto-o5524
    @defalto-o5524 5 років тому +154

    Mark: _"I feel like some memetic virus has wormed it's way into my brain and my subconscious will wrapchurd from inside out."_
    *The Foundation would like to know your current location*

  • @a_thanh_06
    @a_thanh_06 5 років тому +442

    “Wait, what’s behind you?”
    ...time seems so slow, my curtains move with the gust of air blowing through my window that I certainly remember shutting. My dog stills, picking up on a foreign scent. Was my closet open before? It doesn’t matter ,I can close everything after I watch this one video, right? I check under my bed to make sure my dog hasn’t grabbed a hold onto anything he shouldn’t have, but my eye sight can only pick up that he isn’t there under my poorly light bed. I could have sworn I heard him earlier. I grab my small, yet comfortable, blanket from my bed. It has a very odd sent, a paw print as well. The print does not look familiar. I can wash the blanket later. I toss the small and light blanket into my closet. I close my closet and I hear a creak out side my door. Not very much a creak, more of tiny paws scuffling along the tile floor. I open my door to let my dog inside my room, he’s not there. He must be further down the hallway. I reach out to my doorknob only for my hand to swiftly grasp the cold, crisp air. I don’t bother closing the door as my new objective is to find the much loved family dog. There is a odd aura around the house. It doesn’t matter, I’m just cold, after all I am wearing nothing but a Nirvana t-shirt and some very comfortable night shorts. I walk down the seemingly long hallway as my feet almost fall from beneath me. I look around just to see nothing. How could I be this disheveled? I haven’t even turned on hallway light. As my objective has changed from finding the small dog running wild around the dim light house, the only light guiding me coming from the cool light from my room, my fingers just barely move to flick on the hallway light. The only problem being is, I’m not in the hallway anymore. I’ve somehow walked aimlessly into the living room. I look around and glance towards the hallway, only to look in horror, as there are dark red footprints leading to where I am standing. I look at the bottoms of my feet only to see they they are clean, except the dirt on heels. I frantically look for something or someone that can explain all that is happening. I start breathing hysterically and too many thoughts are rushing into my head, the only one that stands out is that the backdoor lock has been broken and they are devilish trails on the tile leading to my room...
    Before they trace back to me...
    (I got into it and wrote this and I’m low key kinda proud-)

    • @metatmidnight1989
      @metatmidnight1989 5 років тому +28

      this is art , i love it ! great descriptions and the concept is one I've grown accustomed to , but this one has a more horror type thrill to it . it genuinely gave me chills- amazing job !

    • @alexispuceta
      @alexispuceta 5 років тому +25

      I loved this, but reading it at home alone my dog behind me and my cat on the couch hearing noises I almost peed myself 🤣 keep up the amazing work

    • @LTRIMYSAILDNLINYYRMLHCIRYLIWET
      @LTRIMYSAILDNLINYYRMLHCIRYLIWET 4 роки тому +17

      I think i shat myself, congrats on being a good writer!

    • @Sunflower-iy7uq
      @Sunflower-iy7uq 4 роки тому

      Whoops sorry my focus on reading this much lasts 2 seconds sorry no ty bye

    • @NinkaAndTheirVoices
      @NinkaAndTheirVoices 4 роки тому +23

      As an active writer and reader on Wattpad, I love this type of imagery and writing. Keep up the good work and if you do write an actual story please let me know so I can read it.

  • @myasuber5522
    @myasuber5522 5 років тому +188

    Mark: What’s that behind you?
    Me: Jokes on you, Mark. I’m laying in bed, so nothings behind me
    My own brain: Well what’s that under your bed

    • @iincandescentt
      @iincandescentt 5 років тому +2

      Yeah, that's how it happened to me as well

    • @jackrat7373
      @jackrat7373 5 років тому +3

      I didnt think about under my bed till this

    • @NuYoukai
      @NuYoukai 5 років тому +2

      How dare you put this thought upon me. I thought I was safe from the behind you joke while in bed!

    • @RunIntoTheForest
      @RunIntoTheForest 5 років тому

      Me: DRAWERS

    • @mubileu
      @mubileu 5 років тому

      well jokes on the demons trying to fuck me over because I'm too broke to get a bed frame!

  • @elliottayanna4405
    @elliottayanna4405 4 роки тому +152

    “What’s behind you”
    Slowly turns around
    “Uncle Jerry...?”

  • @shadowcrusher8194
    @shadowcrusher8194 5 років тому +48

    Markiplier: *Shoots bullet in a creepy place*
    Me: *Jumps and almost drops tablet*

    • @psyklopzgaming
      @psyklopzgaming 5 років тому +2

      I dropped my phone when the killer came after him haha

  • @mintplays7923
    @mintplays7923 5 років тому +484

    "WHY IS THERE A NAUHTY CHAIR?? WHO NEEDS TO BE PUT IN THE - me!"

    • @brospective
      @brospective 5 років тому +1

      that IS what he said...

    • @adayinoctober
      @adayinoctober 5 років тому

      Blap Doodle They we’re saying what he said. He said me.

    • @brospective
      @brospective 5 років тому

      @@adayinoctober bruh can you read?

    • @adayinoctober
      @adayinoctober 5 років тому

      Blap Doodle yes, can you

  • @lofi_killer2603
    @lofi_killer2603 5 років тому +279

    Mark: What's behind you?
    Me: **turns around**
    My Cat: **on the floor behind me eating my hoodies**

    • @frankmata9906
      @frankmata9906 5 років тому +10

      So a absolute demon

    • @MarkFallen
      @MarkFallen 5 років тому +10

      Mark was warning you about your hoodie being ruined

    • @lofi_killer2603
      @lofi_killer2603 5 років тому +5

      @@ErdeiGyerek527 Mine does too but he prefers hoodies over everything

  • @jackcutter2
    @jackcutter2 4 роки тому +18

    I had a heart attack when the dude from the thumbnail ran out of the darkness. That was genuinely startling

  • @bugdoesstuff1944
    @bugdoesstuff1944 5 років тому +45

    Mark: What's behind you?
    Me: *aggresive panic*

  • @thomashoude7578
    @thomashoude7578 5 років тому +578

    « I’’m a police officer »:
    -Shoots the seconds he see someone

    • @Americarocks64
      @Americarocks64 5 років тому +119

      Accurate representation

    • @NeiraRea99
      @NeiraRea99 5 років тому +51

      I mean was he wrong?

    • @Da_Swifta
      @Da_Swifta 5 років тому +45

      Seems about right

    • @aestheticclown2200
      @aestheticclown2200 4 роки тому +33

      I meannnnn it's what they do 🤪🤪

    • @harshinkk
      @harshinkk 4 роки тому +6

      It's the FNAF musical all over again

  • @thatonesentientbagel4043
    @thatonesentientbagel4043 5 років тому +136

    "All the monstrosities behind you."
    Turns around to see mirror

  • @retro.shadee
    @retro.shadee 4 роки тому +16

    "what's that behind you..?"
    *me shaking a little, thinking there's a demon reaching at me in the wall

  • @Whatamidoinghere__
    @Whatamidoinghere__ 5 років тому +748

    When he was like
    “What’s behind you?”
    I was like
    “A wall Mark, a wall”

    • @AGHHAGAHDHHS
      @AGHHAGAHDHHS 5 років тому +8

      I have a car seat behind me, help I’m being kidnapped

    • @morgan-yk5to
      @morgan-yk5to 5 років тому +3

      are you sure? did you double check

    • @TheBreadBurg
      @TheBreadBurg 5 років тому

      Same

    • @stevenbart2375
      @stevenbart2375 5 років тому

      @Docter_Shadow Same.

    • @Mgblz
      @Mgblz 5 років тому

      Lol same hhahahaha

  • @helloimweird8860
    @helloimweird8860 5 років тому +85

    *remembers that Mark's afraid of mannequins*
    _Oh no,,_

  • @Callsign_Ender
    @Callsign_Ender 5 років тому +667

    “What behind you” JOKES ON YOU Mark, I’m against a wall

  • @Theviewer100
    @Theviewer100 4 роки тому +271

    Game: do you ever feel like you’re being watched?
    Mark: uhh.. not often”
    Marks 24.8m subs: am i a joke to you?

  • @Gremlinfamily13
    @Gremlinfamily13 5 років тому +55

    “That scared me way more than it should’ve!”
    Pretty much Mark playing any horror game ever 😆

  • @lilmao4482
    @lilmao4482 5 років тому +39

    Markplier in the first game:
    *ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor*

  • @grinmototv1486
    @grinmototv1486 5 років тому +48

    4:58 i`ve never jumped so hard in my life

    • @lomstair7546
      @lomstair7546 3 роки тому +1

      Same, that got me so bad holy christ

  • @amimeflower5609
    @amimeflower5609 5 років тому +44

    mark: “whats behind you?!”
    me: *my back facing the open door that leads to a dark hallway*
    imma just...*chuckles* turn around...

  • @Vivian_Wong
    @Vivian_Wong 5 років тому +230

    Mark: “What’s behind you?”
    Me an intellectual: My headboard

    • @MrJizzinmypantz
      @MrJizzinmypantz 5 років тому +3

      isn't what's in front of me is just really, really far behind me?

    • @ayashineko2503
      @ayashineko2503 5 років тому

      @JBoy Advance I honestly can't wrap my head around what you just said (' - ' )

  • @maximizzerr8527
    @maximizzerr8527 5 років тому +52

    Mark: What's behind you?
    Me: *Casually checks behind me through the reflection of computer*

  • @yakamashijared2996
    @yakamashijared2996 5 років тому +206

    Mark: what's behind you?
    me: sorry mark not scaring me
    also me: still turns around

    • @Lucy-vy3br
      @Lucy-vy3br 5 років тому

      WHY WAS THIS ACTUALLY ME THOUGH

    • @rakitiranguragonbyedden9343
      @rakitiranguragonbyedden9343 5 років тому

      i turned around i saw 3 little kitties

    • @apollo4294
      @apollo4294 5 років тому +1

      edden padua i saw five big black men behind me. Im also sitting on a couch.

  • @harmless_spider
    @harmless_spider 2 роки тому +7

    “what’s behind you?” sushi. my snake. sitting calmly on my pillow like the goddess she knows she is. i cannot move because i might disturb her perch. she yawned and i’m going to cry bc she’s so cute. save me.

  • @Bootsingkats
    @Bootsingkats 5 років тому +84

    All Jumpscares: (Including sudden sounds and others)
    Police Force (Game 1):
    1:34 - Equipment falling
    3:23 - Statue scares Markiplier
    3:34 - Door closes by itself
    4:48 - First jumpscare by enemy
    Forgotten School (Game 2):
    7:10 - Mysterious Figure walks past
    8:57 - Enemy chases Markiplier
    A Game About Literally Doing Your Taxes (Game 3):
    11:36 - Sudden change in atmosphere
    That’s it. Not too much jumpscares, but nevertheless; you are *prepared.* Enjoy!

    • @the_air_is_thick_with_magi6880
      @the_air_is_thick_with_magi6880 5 років тому

      Bless you

    • @Moons_gaze
      @Moons_gaze 5 років тому

      Thank you so much

    • @ezaurus
      @ezaurus 5 років тому +7

      PavInfinity I knew about the one at 4:48 and I still jumped so hard I threw my phone...

    • @ezaurus
      @ezaurus 5 років тому

      PavInfinity thank you so much for this 😂💕

    • @pob-4810
      @pob-4810 5 років тому

      Bump

  • @arceus2011
    @arceus2011 5 років тому +45

    I love how he doesn’t even finish his intro and just gets into it

  • @charlienolan1417
    @charlienolan1417 5 років тому +341

    mark: "what's behind you?"
    me: "a gallon of water."
    mark: "it's probably nothing."
    me: *questioning existence of all matter*

    • @feetpicburglar
      @feetpicburglar 5 років тому +6

      That was mad funny, I'm literally wheezing rn.

  • @GotTooSilly
    @GotTooSilly 4 роки тому +5

    19:52 mark starts acting so kernenfunkled (confused and surprised while questioning his life)

  • @DrunknHippo
    @DrunknHippo 5 років тому +238

    Mark: "what's behind you?"
    Me: looks back and sees the knob to flush the toilet.

    • @jaxinthebox718
      @jaxinthebox718 5 років тому +2

      Not funny?

    • @DrunknHippo
      @DrunknHippo 5 років тому +14

      Trust me my dude, even I'm curious as to how that got likes haha

    • @Guile_The_Exile
      @Guile_The_Exile 5 років тому +12

      *The K N O B knows your dark secrets*

    • @caughtcritter
      @caughtcritter 5 років тому

      DrunknHippo haha

    • @josehosay
      @josehosay 5 років тому +2

      DrunknHippo I’m watching this while on the toilet too 😂

  • @alexandragabriela8554
    @alexandragabriela8554 5 років тому +135

    *Last time I was this early, youtube was still a safe platform*

    • @sophiebyrnes6232
      @sophiebyrnes6232 5 років тому +4

      So not anytime recently

    • @Finny_Boyo
      @Finny_Boyo 5 років тому +5

      *so never?*

    • @callysta5160
      @callysta5160 5 років тому +5

      Oh, welcome to UA-cam! I'm glad your first video was one of Mark's 😌

    • @thatonenoob3489
      @thatonenoob3489 5 років тому

      @@callysta5160 You.. Fool. You didn't get the joke..

    • @callysta5160
      @callysta5160 5 років тому

      @@thatonenoob3489 ,,,,,i understand that sarcasm and jokes aren't easily seen through text, but I was obviously joking back.

  • @Joe-ss8mv
    @Joe-ss8mv 5 років тому +14

    “I don’t know what noises just came out of my body but I don’t think I’ve ever made them before” -Markiplier 2019

  • @liamsexistance385
    @liamsexistance385 3 роки тому +7

    “Being bald is a choice? Someone tell Wade”
    He really just came for Wade’s soul with that-

  • @ashleighzacharias4795
    @ashleighzacharias4795 5 років тому +157

    Mark: *standing right next to a dead body*
    Also mark: "My expert analysis is that somebody died here."

  • @PilotsinPurplePlanes
    @PilotsinPurplePlanes 5 років тому +197

    game: "I need to get to class, I'm going to be late."
    Mark: *walks to school building*
    game: "I have to find the library first."

  • @thumbrat
    @thumbrat 5 років тому +92

    Mark: “Being bald is a choice? someone tell Wade”
    *Aww poor Wade*

    • @TWELVE-TAILS
      @TWELVE-TAILS 5 років тому +1

      That was the ultimate roast, RIP Wade

    • @necroarcanistxiii
      @necroarcanistxiii 5 років тому

      @@TWELVE-TAILS At least Mark only picks on Wade out of friendly ribbing. Like how Australians call each other cunts as a term of endearment.

  • @briguyballin6031
    @briguyballin6031 4 роки тому +7

    4:44 that jumpscare got me.

  • @hiropisku1078
    @hiropisku1078 5 років тому +85

    Mark: "What's behind you"
    Me: "It feels like...SOMEONE WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!"

  • @04angelstar
    @04angelstar 5 років тому +134

    “What’s behind you?”
    “Pįłłöw”

  • @Randomness823
    @Randomness823 5 років тому +31

    "...welcome back-- what's behind you?"
    *Without turning around* "My cat."
    *Cat meows loudly in confirmation*

  • @hannahbanana1216
    @hannahbanana1216 2 роки тому +9

    “OH WAIT! WHAT?! I DON’T WANT IT!!!” If Mark doesn’t say these things in one of these scary game videos, it’s not a true 3 scary games video 😂 And I love it

  • @flanky7712
    @flanky7712 5 років тому +144

    "Theres something behind you"
    Looks behind myself, and sees the horrifying monster that is my bedroom wall

    • @ThatOneKitsune
      @ThatOneKitsune 5 років тому +2

      ooga booga

    • @silverisdisappointed
      @silverisdisappointed 5 років тому +1

      The monster is my ex....I broke up cuz she didn’t play “Pokémon GO”

    • @silaskaiser117
      @silaskaiser117 5 років тому

      I looked behind myself and saw one of our chickens

    • @cutiecutie6494
      @cutiecutie6494 5 років тому

      Caillou?

    • @bloodiedrose
      @bloodiedrose 5 років тому

      Same bruh, its horrific seeing a solid wall behind you, it totally made me jump XD

  • @skykrasher4475
    @skykrasher4475 5 років тому +329

    Mark: “wait what’s behind you?”
    Me: My German Shepard. I’m very safe.

  • @sapphiresmith7116
    @sapphiresmith7116 5 років тому +35

    Mark: What's behind you?
    Me: My wall. I have learned your tricks.

  • @arilynn7682
    @arilynn7682 4 роки тому +9

    “what’s behind you?”
    me: a wall mark, a scary wall