Ahsoka is the best Star Wars show ever
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- Disney has done it: Ahsoka surpasses all other Star Wars TV shows in history. The first two episodes of Ahsoka mark a new era for women and a bold new beginning for Star Wars on Disney Plus.
#StarWars #Ahsoka #Disney
My favourite part was when Ahsoka and Galadriel screamed 'I am no man!' as they used their laser swords to slay Darth Sauron, Emperor of the Galactic Patriarchy.
And when frodo lightened his lightsabre and said:
"The forces of evil can not create anything new, only the world we're living in today"
My favorite was how Ahsoka gradually became a feminist shero because no man would swipe right on her intergalactic tinder profile.
@@creed22solar123?
My favorite was when Zed caught the bug...wait I mean when he was humbled by that girl boss. Pfffft she doesn't need no award zed, she does it because she's awesome.
Stupid man trying to force awards on her with his privilege!
I'm so triggered I may just make a tik Tok
My favourite part was when I didn't watch one second of this, it was actually stunning and brave 😢 😢
More entertaining than the show itself 😁. Amazing Script.
You make great videos, man. Hope you get more subscribers.
When Thrawn turns to Ahsoka and they both turn into a Sun and Rabbit and he says, "All the world will be your enemy, Princess with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you; digger, listener, runner, Princess with the swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed." I got chills. ua-cam.com/video/oZsY2i0Cz_k/v-deo.htmlfeature=shared&t=191
The acting was Oscar worthy
Perfect review as always😂
"behind every strong woman is another strong woman" is actually very accurate statement :D
cos women really really care about other women to be successful, each strongwhamn makes sure to make others just as miserable as her )
You are a bright star in a dull male war
MAY THE FARCE BE WITH YOU!
A Plus??? That must be the biggest grading curve in history.
"Behind every strong woman, is another strong woman."
LMAO
lol this is funny. Butttt what if she is bisexual:p
Racism is down 43% since it’s debut…
48% now
@@Centiipede Readings are off the charts! 69% sissorring increase. Patriarchy is gone for good.
True. Orange alien women everywhere are rejoicing at the end of the white-male-cis-het-human-earthling-sentient patriarchy.
Bahahahahaha.
You win.
Logging off.
Racism is down by 90% and patriarchy by a staggering 87%. The world is led by matriarchy. Tesla BOD comprises completely of women with multiple hair colours. Elon Musk was plastered to the seat of a rocket and sent to Mars.
My favorite part is how light sabers don't kill people anymore...
Also never cuts off biological limbs!
recovering from a light saber stab is super easy. barely an inconvenience.
@@MrsMacLoverAnd so is getting cut in half, Darth Maul can confirm
Yeah... Where a stab with a light saber kills a white man... But do the same on WAHMAN, and SHE is fine the next day... 😒😒 Amazing that... The Light Saber can cut through concrete/rock and heavy duty armoured steel/alloy blast doors, but yet can intelligently kill Male foes, but Fe-yawn-male foes? 'Tis but a scratch! 😏
😎🇬🇧
@@ghola82Disney needs to save cutting of limbs for there big event movies hahahahaha😂
When Ahsoka turned to Velma and said “it’s a barbie world” before changing into battle with Galadriel I got chills.
GuyLadReeeeeElf, you mean...
Wow. God like humour on this chat
The fact that this actually happens in the flash says alot about the state of movies
I can't wait until Spock gives her the red matter.
2022 called and wants its meme back.
Real question.
Why would Ashoka train her when she has the LOWEST force aptitude? Because purple hair. Thats why.
She is capable with a lightsaber at least somewhat
@TheWarsmith09 what is my man card and I defend what I like
@@davidfrederiksen3185have another soymilk latte. Save a little nip for Mr. Fluffles.
@@cristopherfrakes1416 I don't drink latte or coffee in general but go on
@@davidfrederiksen3185 They probably hurt your little tummy. Pure soy milk then? Gently warmed and brought to you by one of your two mommies?
Don't forget Mr Fluffles. Or Mrs Fluffles, after too many nips of what you're drinking.
This show is so good i think it deserves an all-female remake
You're mad that a series about Ahsoka has mostly a female cast? Cry me a river
@@TheVintress what? No Ahsoka is the best star wars show ever, what do you mean?
@@antzooma keep crying incel
@@TheVintressfound a feminist ☝️
@@nocturnalrecluse1216 found a guy with a soft jawline
Leave it to Disney to not fail to disappoint
Yeah. They're on a roll recently!
ARE YOU JOKING? They are losing SOOO much money! @@markmunroe-hz8rf
Well, you gotta do what you know.
@@kyledavidson708 That was in reference to their movies and shows, as in theyve been on a roll in producing disappointing crap.
They never fail to not fail to disappoint.
Star Wars died the second George Lucas sold the rights to Disney.
Nah, it died after the Phantom Menace. The prequals were garbage
@@rickhunter6513 Compared to the garbage Hwisney churns out even they are masterpieces.
I'll never forgive him for selling.
@@rickhunter6513Old L boomer take.
It died when he made the prequels.
Ahsoka, the perfect cure for insomnia.
Of course, you haven't watched it
@@tufab3494 I've seen all 3 eps. Not because of the conversational pacing, which is exhaustingly S L O W. Not because of the bland characters...except possibly the droid, Huyang (or Skoll, once we get some more of his background...if we do). But the story is 51% compelling: I'm curious to see Thrawn on screen finally.
Lies, treachery, deceit. I’ve had nothing but nightmares since I saw the show.
@@captaincapitalism264 go watch the first 11 seasons of the show before complaining about the 12nd one
@@aa6731 go rewatch TCW and Rebels then
Obiwan: That girl was our last hope.
Yoda: No there is another...my bad, last she was. Doomed we are.
Yeah that's why we need to get away from the age of the empire. It makes the movies less. I'll actually scream out loud if another Jedi lived through order 66. If they want a time with no Jedi. Set it before Kotor 2 and after Kotor 1 when all the Jedi was haunted down like animals and not killed by a school well you know UA-cam won't like me if I say the rest. So I'll sing it all the other kids with their pumped up kicks run better run outrun my blade
@@ddsjgvk Darth Vader is the only thing holding Star Wars together
@@ddsjgvk
Considering that lightsabers don't kill anymore why would blasters?
Everyone survived Order 66... they were just pretending to allow Anakin his arc and bring balance to the Force.
Everyone knows if they left it to female jedi this would end a lot faster. See how fast Rey was.
@@livelarge2452 Agreed. As good overall as "Rogue One" was, as an actual *war* movie, Vader's scenes were the best ones. As the saying goes, a story is only as good as its villain.
@@ddsjgvk The Force Unleashed was the TRUE bridge between III and IV. Screw Rebels.
The quality of writing in this video is better than anything that the wga can do
Idk how this company spends billions and billions on these shows and they all look like a 12 year old wrote them in a matter of days
Potentially money laundering at this point, they're killing the golden goose and it looks like it's very intentional imo.
Gotta keep the money rolling
Not weird at all, people forget that Hollywood movies have always been majorly trash, is just that with the pass of time, the quality material is remembered and the mediocrity is forgotten.
Hollywood bro, they even released a movie called Cocaine Bear. What else did you expect
Because as insane and retarded as it is, thats the point, they are all rabid activists, and "subverting" /deconstructing/ sabotaging Star Wars is the point.
Definitely the best way to make your audience take a character seriously is to give her dyed purple hair!
She has that color in the Rebels show?? Why would they change it
yeah to be honest it was for a character with her hair already like that. This character also happened to come from a show made to be as kid friendly as possible (even more than Star Wars the clone wars) so this isnt too suprising.
Watch rebels
🙄
she needs to look more mannish to get any respect.
Rest in peace actor Ray Stevenson (1964 - 2023) who died suddenly last May. He played Baylan Skoll.
And he does amazing
One thing we know for sure is that it had nothing to do with the pharmaceutical product that millions were forced to take. Anything but that.
and by far the best character in this show, even though he's not in it much.
oh & David Tennant, forgot about him.
@@thinkingman07
One more thing to think about in conjunction with my other post.
Georgia Guidestones
1. Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
2. Guide reproduction wisely - improving fitness and diversity.
3. Unite humanity with a living new language.
4. Rule passion - faith - tradition - and all things with tempered reason.
5. Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
6. Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
7. Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
8. Balance personal rights with social duties.
9. Prize truth - beauty - love - seeking harmony with the infinite.
10. Be not a cancer on the earth - Leave room for nature - Leave room for nature.
I am sure the mandates and draconian policies regarding climate change have nothing to do with this, just more conspiracy theory.... we just need to listen to what the TV tells us to think
@@Mr.Corinthians
I laughed, I cried, I dyed my hair purple and changed my gender...it was glorious... 😉
This show is the the Citizen Kane of Star Wars 😅
Oh, what a golden age of Star Wars we are living in... 😂
That actually made me laugh out loud 😂
😂😂😂 wow hahaha
Your comparison to Citizen Kane reminded me of something:
McDonalds made a children's book about Soccer, and on the cover there's that Megan soccer chick (who's team couldn't beat 12-year-old boys) next to Pele.
@@kaczan3 🤣 That purple soccer chick woke activist.... Wow, McDonalds!
The best Star Wars show since The Clone Wars and you are crying like a baby without evem watching it. I feel sorry for you...
In reality I don't
He just never misses with these reviews. Great video, laughed my butt off.
I love that the actresses don't even have to act, being entitled and insufferably condescending just comes naturally to them!
*American women
As Mary Sues, they also don't die. Evidently they don't even need to train for their fight scenes, they just win with their cocky smarmy twattish expressions
They can also be Mando/Jedi hybrids that don't die to lightsaber stabbings
A talented male actor who audiotions to play a male role difficult to pull off will lose that position to an amateur POC, obese, female actress.
@@mike2410 But Ahsoka and Sabine aren't Mary Sues, at least not in the show they originated from. There they had actual character development and were interesting, but somehow they f*** it all up in this show.
Why would a city in Star Wars where every vehicle flies have a gigantic straight empty highway leading nowhere?
Oh that’s right, because Filoni is a reeetard.
It leads to the tower Sabine lives in
That was so weird
They just copied it from Rebels. Though, when the Empire was still on Lothal, there was a lot more action on that highway...
Corrupt government wasting money on their relatives construction contracts. It would never happen in real life.
Bro Watch rebels, it’s the same city and no one complained back then.
But now people like you are all over the fandom
An empowered ALIEN woman is more fiction than the fiction itself 😂
You mean one of the most beloved characters
@@davidfrederiksen3185yeah, she's right up there with Chewbacca 🙄
I bet you and your boyfriend get the chills and hold each other tightly every time she graces your screen
@@cristopherfrakes1416 you only wanna see men on screen we both know who you are attracted to
@@davidfrederiksen3185no, we wanna see actually good characters. No matter their gender. Wish I could say the same for you.
@@Bird_Manukilla well ahsoka is a good character so is Sabine and herra
Disney :
" We paid an actually beautiful and talented actress like Rosario Dawson to just sit there and do nothing. We're so proud of ourselves we deserve a pat on back."
Has Rosario ever been in a half-decent movie or show? I'm not sure if I dislike her acting or if every single thing I've seen her in has just been subpar at best.
@@christianhardtofind6349 I mean, she's way more emotive and expressive in something like clerks 2. Even if I didn't think the movie was that good I at least know she can emote. Instead of just sitting there like a statue
My favorite parts are the extremely long pauses in the dialogue and the main character walking menacingly around the set like she can’t remember her lines. Then there’s the brilliant light saber fight with the robot assassins that prove AI is a total bust. The dialogue is brilliantly written to lead the audience by the nose with probably the most obvious plot mechanics. It deserves an Emmy nomination for the most juvenile and poorly written script including ripping off Maverick. It’s an incredibly bright dumpster fire of hilarious badness.
This show is the epitome of, The sea is always right.
I read that phrase and I imagine an army of teletubbies getting on a ship with no rudder nor sails, or not even knowing how to swim.
Best line ever written in any medium in the history of the world 😂
I guess the space in this case...
@@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon Disney: WRITE THAT DOWN
@@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon the quote would go: The safe space is always right!
lol nice sarcasm. I especially enjoyed the excitement during the fight choreography when someone spins and turns their back. I expect them to be run through, but unexpectedly the opponent waits for them to turn around before attacking. Very textbook hema and kendo techniques.
I hated the character even before the Disney's agenda. I never understood its appeal.
Also, 2:23 . Everything nowadays looks so cheap, they look like ready for a Brazzers session. That's not even cosplay & croma level, that's OF level.
Yeah and the Filoni clone wars in general didnt fit with the established EU anyways
@@joshuahandhand8959 Nor with the prequels. Anakin is a very different character there, the Jedi behave like regular people and not as emotionless monks, the Clones weren't simply trained from birth to "follow orders" but instead were remotely controlled by these "chips" (bye bye powerful message about soldiers and the issue of "compliance"), etc.
I honestly don't understand the appeal of the show, other than a few good scenes here and there.
@@marsoh7972 Remotely controlled by chips. Oh fuck. They just confessed their plans.
She was annoying at first, but I got to like her because of her development arc. The lil brat mentality has to be overcome by her in order to be a better jedi and better team player. She has flaws, and that's more than can be said for new show characters.
Yeah, never understood the appeal of The Clone Wars or Rebels in general. A poorly animated show with poor storytelling and abysmal dialogues. Brought on a shit ton of retcons and incoherence. Also, the quality of these "live action" shows is just ridiculous. They feel like fan films
Half of this show is characters walking and thinking, the other half is solving a puzzle by simply twisting it
The worst of all of this, this didnt feel like the same Ahsoka people loved from the animations. Which is just insane when you think about it...
Yep, they neutered a fan favorite, who btw was a female. But she had heart and personality and flaws, which is why she was loved.
@@nautilazshe still has a lot of flaws this is most of the drama in the two episodes
Because her story arch basicaly ended together with Darth Vader. She was only interesting as a character until Anakin was alive. She should have stayed dead after her duel with Vader in rebels.
@@zoltannemethi8271 True, she was a good counterpoint to anakin in clone wars, they didn't need to drag her out to all continuums.
@@davidfrederiksen3185 I don't see it. Drama requires interaction between characters, usually, and hers are all wooden and bland -- devoid of drama. This version of Ahsoka comes off condescending, arrogant, and staid. Even her parts in The Mandalorian exhibited better drama than these so far. Fingers crossed, though, as we're still early in the series.
"...and Pee-Wee Herman."
I cannot unsee it now. 😰
rest in peace to Paul Rubens, man was iconic, but yeah I can't unsee it either
I wonder if everyone in the ship freaks out when a certain word of the day is said.
It can't be that great, The Acolyte was promised as the groundbreaking never seen before Star Wars TV show with an all female lead. This show only has 3, so I'm sure The Acolyte will have 4 or 5 female leads then!
hey, are you assuming the gender of those biological women?
Chill out bruh, Its a sequel to a cartoon. The male characters both died their heroic deaths against the baddies, and they're left. Actually chill mate
Yea it has 3 female leads is that now a problem
@@davidfrederiksen3185Man babies need something to cry about. These channels got started with the sequel trilogy, which deserved all the scorn. But they all missed the point, thinking that the problem with the sequels was a female lead. They continue their afraid of women circle jerk like they are still closeted, when everyone kniws they are into dudes.
@davidfrederiksen3185 it's not enough, plus Frabroni is clearly trying to upstage The Acolyte.
“Ray paved the way for Jedi without tails between their legs, but tails between their heads” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant 🤌
Seriously, this show is like kids on the playground. “Let me put on the helmet, now I’m a Mandalorian AND a Jedi!!!”
She was a Mandalorian before the mando series was even a thing
@@davidfrederiksen3185and now she's is Mrs. Jedi superhero.
@@thecensoredmuscle563 se can't even use the force
I honestly felt like it was bad fan fiction, with pretty graphics.
I love strong women.
Or cause that was just her old hair, idk man idk, lot to say about the show but this aint it
Sabine has always had short hair. Making her a moody teenager at age 30... pretty accurate for modern women now though.
Thats a reference to Caleb Dume cutting his hair in Rebels
@@jimbokilowhy you gotta be kinda sexist
@@Oroxom3 member berries over good original writing... Not good.
When Ahsoka turns towards Thrawn and said, “I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time.. to die." I got chills.
Hey, that's from Blade Runner. Don't tell me Ahsoka stole that line? That torques me off.
Remember when they used to hire writers to write scripts?!
I think a significant percentage of the folks here aren't going to understand that reference. You have to be older or younger with good taste!
I dont use the word "hero" often, but YOU SIR ARE THE GREATES HERO OF ALL TIME.
I really loved how they let the scenes breathe, BREATHE and breathe again. Even repeating a scene, a little later in case we slept through the first one. The action is much easier to follow than other Star Wars entries. One of my only complaints from the original Star Wars, was that Alec Guinness moved far too fast in his fight with Darth Vader, they slow down the light saber fights even more in this series. Brava!!!
Lolol! I know I had to use slow mo on my vcr back in the day to catch obiwans moves.
He must have trained for like 6 maybe 9 hours.
@@tylerriojas6250
Even Darth Vader was surprised.
Obi-Wan was so fast that he didn't even saw him strip his robe and escape.
It hurts to see them try and tell the Heir to the Empire without Luke, Han and Leia. The fact that it's also terrible just highlights how wrong they were to try.
"She has more balls than a Pokemon Master" that line alone killed me
I've known insects with more personality than Ashoka.
I love how nobody shows any emotion at anytime. I love how everything takes forever so they can pad the run time for more watch minutes.
My nards have fully retracted up into my body, thank you Kathleen 😔
Mary Elizabeth Winstead as 'She Hulk's hot sister' is giving me strong 'Orion slave girl from Star Trek' vibes. I think they picked the wrong shade of green.
Wasn’t it revealed in Enterprise that actually the girls control the men through pheromones and therefore the men are actually the slaves? So the green is perfect, pure progress!
What?
Can we get some justice for Qui Gon? How was everybody able to survive a light saber strike, but not him?
PREACH
Though I'm not a fan of the scene, can we at least acknowledge that Ahsoka got Sabine immediate medical help literally seconds after she was stabbed? Qui-Gon didn't die instantly either.
Your's and Disparu's reviews are the only reason I have some interest left in Star Wars. ;)
Good grief, there seems to be a lot of looking around with smirks on faces and slow turning from one character to another. Maybe the devs got tired of bad dialogue and opted for no dialogue at all.
Don't forget the clenched fists and walking past people without bothering to look at them.
The smirks are sooo weird.
That dialogue-choice mode was hilarious 😂
So stunning and brave!!🤮
I read the title and thought, whaaaaat? Then quickly realised it was 9 minutes and 27 seconds of sarcasm. Well played.
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ashoka Tano?
OMFG thank you for including scenes of them talking to one another--the delivery is INCREDIBLE! Aspiring actors will study the performances of these queen warrior activist legends for future generations to come I'm sure!
My favorite bit was when some scenes went on for so long they dissipated into nothing.
My other favorite bit was when Ahsoka double folded her arms where she folded again after already being in a folded position.
The actress looked like she was bored and extremely tired and had very little give. She kept smiling in the most serious of situations because it was the only thing she could do, poor woman has nothing to play though.
I feel like I can actually hear the director speaking notes in each scene "now stare at the floor for about 90 seconds, don't look happy, now walk slowly over there... Slower!"
I really feel sorry for Rosario Dawsen. She is really an excellent actress.
She WAS ok, now she’s……ahh sorry, fell asleep.
The problem is she is not even given anything to work with, In an attempt to make Ahsoka look "cool", Rosario Dawsen has to keep up this blank stare every episode.
I wouldn’t say excellent but she’s pretty decent. Ewan McGregor is an excellent actor. He was able to make Obi-Wan compelling in the prequels despite the dog shit dialogue & directing he was given to work with.
I love the part when Ahsoka only has one expression on this series when she fought 4 droid with nukes and she ran and said "this force is belong to no boy"
They couldn't figure out if they wanted animate this show in the Rebels style or the Clone Wars style so they just animated it like the Mandalorian.
"the running form of a middle aged woman" sooo true... 😂😂😂 so freaking funny!
"Ahsoka is the best Star Wars show ever"
Best joke and clickbait ever. 😅😅
in every damn disney crap, there is alway a dagger, balls, or whatever, which shows map to somewhere and its getting fkn old
Step aside Luke, the real Jedi Master is here, so strong that she will save not one but 2 galaxies because she is that amazing. Truly Ashoka is the 2nd best character in all of Star Wars herstory, after Jedi Grand Master Rey, of course whose new movie will totally make a trillion of dollars. Star Wars is indeed saved!
Most people love ahsoka so what is wrong with her doing good she is the character in star wars who has gone through the most training on screen
@@davidfrederiksen3185Something, something, girls, something.
@@TroySavary what is the problem with girls
@@davidfrederiksen3185The same problem with you. Too much estrogen.
@@cristopherfrakes1416 my guy I'm 6.3 let's not act like you are not a little piss baby in real life
Wait wait wait wait so the new villian of the ahsoka series is a night sister who wants to bring back the very empire that wiped out her home planet?
love the criticism of it feeling like a video game being played by a fckng 5 year old.
Rebels fans keep saying that you need to watch Rebels for this to make sense. I mean, that's only partly true. it would explain a lot of backstory. But there's so much in this show that is horrible and doesn't make sense even if you have watched Rebels. These are characters from Rebels in name only. They all have completely different personalities than their animated counterparts. It's just an all around bad show.
The silver lining to bad films is entertaining film criticism. Thank you for the delightfully sarcastic lemonade that you are making from the distasteful lemons produced by Hollywood these days!
The first thing I thought when I saw the man with the red lightsaber (yes I can't remember his name while being a complete Star Wars nerd who knows everything about everything) was how he is never going to directly confront Ahsoka. It's an impossible situation; we can't have men beating women while a villain must act and feel like a villain and at no point in Ahsoka's journey may she be beaten by a man. So maybe that little blonde Sith thingy (I wanna fuck her so bad) could have skirmishes with Ahsoka but we cannot have her beat Ahsoka either since she ain't the master.
I think there should have been no male character in the show at all. Maybe there could be a retcon about how the emperor, Vader, and Luke were identifying as women, and their pronouns were she/her but the galaxy wasn't ready for that.
I'm sure Qui-Gon would be upset by Sabine not dying to the same hit he got.
She doesn't have a peen so therefore couldn't be killed by being run-through. Duh. Everyone knows mortality in this KK universe is linked directly to junk or no junk. Read the memo. lol
#SuperSimpleBarelyAnInconvenience
Some characters have survived being struck by lightsabers may I remind you of darth maul being cut in half
Most of these actresses are usually quite good but thanks to Disney's writers the characters they play have less personality than the original computer generated ones
Probably direction playing role as well.
Finally, a show dedicated to the most boring supporting character in the Clone Wars™ children's tv show!
Sabine defies her Master and gives the bad guys the Map, while being impaled? That’s right! Lightsabers don’t kill…they wound & discipline bad students. Take THAT! You stubborn Woman!
My favorite part was when Ashoka said "It's A-shoking Time" and then proceeded to ashok all over the place
Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww
I hear some people call her.. Awoka!
Notice how all the strong women characters nowadays do nothing to earn their positions or skills? Remember when Mulan almost died training in the imperial army but made it by sheer will and determination? Now she's just born with magic powers that make her the best. The narrative is that success should not come from hard work and sacrifice, and that's what Disney is teaching little girls. Can't see that going wrong...
My favourite part was the backside of the bubblegum hair coloured girl. The rest was just unnecessary filler.
So glad someone else noticed the running >.<
You'd think Disney could afford to hire a stunt double who can actually sprint...😆
This happens in almost all modern shows
@@davidfrederiksen3185how is it that you are lurking in every other comment under this video?
Are you a paid shill, or are you so thoroughly emasculated that you simply can't help yourself?
George Lucas Star Wars = The Real Star Wars
Disney Star Wars = It's time to go home and rethink your purchase
I love how the actors are fighting against AI in the strike but Ashoka acts like AI with no coding or algorithmic purpose. Could’ve saved money and just put up a blank piece of paper.
Unless they can return Mando to Season 1/2 style. I'm completely done with Disney + Ahsoka is just more woke death rolls.
“Sabine Wren a 28 year old teenager” I lol’d :D
Is this Star Wars, or Beverly Hills 90210?
@@Mr.Corinthians maybe except 90210 had actual drama and acting :X
The Fail Is Female.
Oh please. Ahsoka is boring, slow and plodding. Another find the thing to find the map to find the guy adventure? The men are nothing but in the way set dressing. Star Wars is dead.
Sabine Wren as a Mandalorian Jedi, is just a middle finger too character Grogu and the
Mandalorian show in general.
How so she was made before grogu was even an idea
Disney woke lightsaber is pretty much a glowing dℹ️ldo.
Can we talk about the INCREDIBLE cinematography? Those dozens-of-seconds shots are such an intuitive way to stretch the empowerment.
female in male roles.. thats not really feminism its just replacing male roles with females.. not actually what brings any nuance or honor to how women appear in media
When they shouted "Death to the patriarchy!" and then all high-fived each other while giggling and pulling out their SAG picket signs, I cried. So stunning. So brave!
Giggling would imply there is a shred of emotion in this show. Alas there is not.
I have to admit. As a fan of ahsoka and can appreciate the things others who haven't watched her in the animated series, I must say her portrail in this new show is terrible, the writing is bad, the acting is blank, and knowing how absolutely amazing this character is supposed to be, this show is an embarrassment. Ahsoka has officially been ruined by Disney.
The part where you chose the dialogue just killed me
Weirdly, despite being lethargic and uninteresting, with flat imagery and flat acting, plus massive amounts of dead time, there are people who love it.
This just goes to show that the 'modern audience' really does exist, and they apparently have never seen a good space adventure in their lives.
Ice Pirates is a masterpiece compared to Disney Star Wars.
@@commanderfluff At least Ice Pirates was fun.
The purple hair is strong in this one.
the holiday special is much better than anything Disney has put out.
Dude i almost forgot the Title is a satire and unsubbed and subbed again lol!
Haha
you forgot to mention the villains are old white men
Such an underrated channel! Clever
"A twenty eight year old teenager" made me choke I laughed so hard.
That Disney+ price increase is very well merited! absolutely brave and wonderful! Ahsoka is one of the shows ever!