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  • Опубліковано 27 лис 2024

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  • @shadia000
    @shadia000 5 років тому +797

    Lilly:
    "Go to bed in 30 seconds.."
    My mind:
    "This is the perfect moment to take the gun out"

  • @shanegriffin6637
    @shanegriffin6637 4 роки тому +1965

    I love when people call Albert a “noob” mean while he has most likely been playing Roblox before they were even born.

    • @hehim4242
      @hehim4242 2 роки тому +33

      RIGHT😂

    • @Mustardclipz
      @Mustardclipz 2 роки тому +84

      That one girl thay said she played longer 😭😭

    • @majidalshareef3116
      @majidalshareef3116 2 роки тому +16

      WAIT- he has a point

    • @lemone630
      @lemone630 2 роки тому +33

      Oh wow, it's the lost member of the Griffin family

    • @squarebear1011
      @squarebear1011 2 роки тому +6

      I mean it’s true

  • @ItsMuneeeb
    @ItsMuneeeb 5 років тому +1701

    Thanks so much for playing my game! :D

    • @s.u5714
      @s.u5714 4 роки тому +31

      Hey Muneeb

    • @okvader8285
      @okvader8285 3 роки тому +12

      @@s.u5714 in

    • @addicted.tomelanie
      @addicted.tomelanie 3 роки тому +84

      Can you make a game where its like daycare but its violent

    • @Crazybertha
      @Crazybertha 3 роки тому +10

      bruh

    • @ly1xyoa819
      @ly1xyoa819 3 роки тому +9

      Wow ur the creator?i love ur game!!i play both like every day.

  • @TiredTeddy773.
    @TiredTeddy773. Рік тому +179

    Love how this man makes his intrusive thoughts loud and clear love this man

  • @maximoernestivilaechague9121
    @maximoernestivilaechague9121 5 років тому +6142

    Petition for albert to do a tour of his house
    holy god this exploded
    You people are still liking this? Wow! Tysm

  • @sploosh9336
    @sploosh9336 3 роки тому +561

    Uncountable things:
    Stars in the sky
    Galaxy's in the universe
    The amount of accounts flamingo has gone through

    • @charlieg3819
      @charlieg3819 3 роки тому +11

      True

    • @redleef4377
      @redleef4377 3 роки тому +8

      True :D

    • @lxd3361
      @lxd3361 3 роки тому +15

      You forgot the expansion of the universe and how many times Albert made his voice so loud- and how many times did he say noob and idiot 😆

    • @f1ow4
      @f1ow4 3 роки тому +5

      And the amount of times Albert screams ü

    • @daniidelrey
      @daniidelrey 3 роки тому +5

      You look like cursed Teardrop

  • @swagatron2210
    @swagatron2210 5 років тому +1797

    Me: I wonder what Albert does all day
    Albert:”I had diarrhea twice today”.
    Me: oh

    • @Alexxxlesley
      @Alexxxlesley 5 років тому +30

      😂

    • @takouyaki
      @takouyaki 5 років тому +7

      Purple Potatostudios that doesn’t make sense

    • @jakicaxx0078
      @jakicaxx0078 5 років тому +16

      xD🤣😂

    • @lol-jd8gr
      @lol-jd8gr 5 років тому +21

      😐😐😐
      NAH,IM JK!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌
      HAHAHAHAHAH

    • @popoooopoo
      @popoooopoo 5 років тому +9

      XD

  • @Katesiclesthepopsiclegirl
    @Katesiclesthepopsiclegirl Рік тому +1461

    I love how Albert is not 100% child friendly but he also does not curse lol

    • @miceribs
      @miceribs Рік тому +84

      He definitely not the most suitable for children but he doesn’t cuss that often anymore, it’s more like words like “badass” or “hell”

    • @M4y4h
      @M4y4h Рік тому +31

      Agreed like he used to be very unkid friendly on albertsstuff and now he's like 12 or 11 up (I started watching when I was like 9 thanks to my cousin)

    • @wonycc
      @wonycc Рік тому +2

      @@Yukiisswag what video?

    • @Yukiisswag
      @Yukiisswag Рік тому +1

      @@wonycc i think the one were they play polarcubs game :)

    • @superswiftest
      @superswiftest Рік тому +8

      He says what the fuck in polarcubs video but it’s censored

  • @meowzers.p
    @meowzers.p 5 років тому +473

    Albert: **tries to get everyone killed**
    Also Albert: **expects people to save him when he’s about to die**
    Edit: whoa thanks for 100 likes

  • @soupe5896
    @soupe5896 4 роки тому +390

    *Albert Spitting*
    Everyone: This Is Good Content

    • @delighteddinodoughnuts2626
      @delighteddinodoughnuts2626 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @floranxi1543
      @floranxi1543 4 роки тому +2

      True kind of

    • @sirkaitlym5697
      @sirkaitlym5697 4 роки тому +3

      The Red Fox All Albert Fans has the mental capacity of 4 year olds, I’m mentally a 4 year old

    • @soupe5896
      @soupe5896 4 роки тому +3

      Holy God of Felipes! I never get replies 😂

    • @sirkaitlym5697
      @sirkaitlym5697 4 роки тому

      Tyler Banfield I like him too

  • @justaperson1625
    @justaperson1625 3 роки тому +5267

    The promised neverland in a nutshell

  • @pArTy-p00pEr
    @pArTy-p00pEr Рік тому +141

    fun fact: the game was based off a true story where a daycare attendant hated the kids and burned the daycare with all the babies inside, none of them survived and the attendant was fired and put in death row, died by electric shock

  • @ilulovuvi
    @ilulovuvi 5 років тому +264

    Albert IF everyone died: “I would be happy”
    Albert WHEN everyone dies:”now I’m just talking to my self”
    Edit: thx for the likes my dude

  • @calilamirra9096
    @calilamirra9096 4 роки тому +1834

    Albert: *slamming hammer on mannequin head*
    Kirsten: _walks in_
    Albert: *_hey sweetie..._*

  • @rex-tv3hq
    @rex-tv3hq 4 роки тому +142

    13:09
    Me: **expects a heroic person to burst open the door**
    *turtle breaks down the door*

  • @Mahito_Haga
    @Mahito_Haga 2 роки тому +205

    3:32 when flamingo flipped us all off

  • @horishot1510
    @horishot1510 4 роки тому +259

    Normal people calls their fans: loves girlies friends
    Albert/flamingo: idiots, noobs,fat, needs excersise , ugly,rats,busters
    AWWW HE LOVES US!🥺🥺🥺💚💜❤️💙💛

  • @denisenkomik
    @denisenkomik 5 років тому +201

    “FIRE!FIRE!DIE!DIE!”
    -Albert 2019
    Edit:OMG thanks for all the likes!Its the most I’ve gotten!

    • @voidy6785
      @voidy6785 5 років тому +1

      Bakugou making a video

    • @denisenkomik
      @denisenkomik 5 років тому

      Wait wut

    • @NotActuallyElias
      @NotActuallyElias 5 років тому

      what if i could see the absolutes?

    • @frnkieroxo
      @frnkieroxo 4 роки тому

      @@voidy6785 Well, I'm from an alternate universe/anime, so I wouldn't know-

    • @ShnookumsIvy
      @ShnookumsIvy 2 роки тому

      u just ruined ur comment-

  • @starinnies
    @starinnies 4 роки тому +321

    Albert-“This is why I throw plastic into the ocean”
    Vsco girls- *Attack him*

    • @ashesoftheundead
      @ashesoftheundead 4 роки тому

      xD

    • @nancyquiroz1992
      @nancyquiroz1992 4 роки тому +10

      Vsco girls are kinda annoying.

    • @staroop
      @staroop 4 роки тому +9

      nancy quiroz not even kinda, they r annoying

    • @DDoobs_
      @DDoobs_ 4 роки тому +5

      @@staroop Bro Vsco Girls are helping the animals in the ocean to stop polluting the air that we breathe in.

    • @kimmiegrym7906
      @kimmiegrym7906 4 роки тому +7

      We don't save the turtles;
      *We eat them.*

  • @nuve9839
    @nuve9839 2 роки тому +96

    “FIRE, FIRE, FIRE! DIE! oh wait that’s me-“

  • @clementinecity
    @clementinecity 5 років тому +743

    "I've been terrorizing daycares"
    Man arrested for allegedly terrorizing daycares, which he confessed to.

    • @maximiliannn
      @maximiliannn 5 років тому +43

      Kradserlay - *FLORIDA* man
      edit: wait wtf i got one like in a minute

    • @memesquadgl7719
      @memesquadgl7719 5 років тому +8

      Kradserlay ur pic looks terroizing

    • @_browniebearstudios_8628
      @_browniebearstudios_8628 5 років тому +7

      i hate the holidays *_fLoRiDa mAn cOnfEssIng tO hIs oWn crImE_*

    • @h3ll0.59
      @h3ll0.59 5 років тому +4

      For man years now :3

    • @crustycristine2844
      @crustycristine2844 5 років тому +1

      Devil_ Wolfie it look beautiful

  • @r0ck3t_r3d
    @r0ck3t_r3d 2 роки тому +95

    1:35
    “FIRE, FIRE, FIRE! DIE!”
    10:56
    “DIE, DIE DIE!!”
    Albert is obsessed with dying.

  • @HADLEY_GRACE13
    @HADLEY_GRACE13 4 роки тому +261

    “Her lashes her lashes are falling off”
    James Charals *shook*

  • @lazycheese2093
    @lazycheese2093 2 роки тому +521

    I find it so funny that albert has probably been playing roblox for longer than Tay has been alive💀

    • @BellaCupcakez
      @BellaCupcakez 2 роки тому +8

      Fr 😂

    • @Addie672
      @Addie672 2 роки тому +5

      Lol fr fr 😂💀

    • @Vishwa_G
      @Vishwa_G Рік тому +4

      Frrr ☠️💀

    • @Monker463
      @Monker463 Рік тому

      Fxxbvbg gadget dgdb flamingo my favorite UA-camr, I’m a boy

    • @Monker463
      @Monker463 Рік тому +4

      Play first Time watching videos, flamingo

  • @baileyartz1740
    @baileyartz1740 5 років тому +562

    “All right looks like pizza won the vote!”
    Haha and then she just
    *Shoots all of us*

    • @jemjem5137
      @jemjem5137 5 років тому +4

      Pizza should always be number 1

    • @mia.n6
      @mia.n6 5 років тому

      Victor James scam

    • @mythicrise6666
      @mythicrise6666 5 років тому +1

      iibubblegum. AAAAAA NO H A M B U R G E R ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

    • @chIoeontop
      @chIoeontop 5 років тому +2

      I also played this game yesterday and got the pizza too 😂

    • @dumbdingo68
      @dumbdingo68 5 років тому +1

      i was reading this as he said it

  • @sayuriiiiiiiiii
    @sayuriiiiiiiiii 3 роки тому +646

    “Many babies have felt.... mental, not good from me” Albert quote 2020.

  • @mrs.electricidad3149
    @mrs.electricidad3149 4 роки тому +174

    Albert: Kisses the head.
    Also Albert: *Smacks it with a hammer and aggressively throws it on the ground.*

  • @Boxerly
    @Boxerly 10 місяців тому +11

    There is nothing better than old flamingo

  • @uwu0059
    @uwu0059 4 роки тому +173

    I hate when people say to Albert when he is on a alt “uR jUsT a LittLe Kid” but on his main “OMG I LOVE UUU “

    • @shelbie3638
      @shelbie3638 4 роки тому +3

      Lol Ikr xD

    • @shelbie3638
      @shelbie3638 4 роки тому +14

      And they little do they know a 22 year old man is sitting on the other side of the computer :D

    • @bruhsauce644
      @bruhsauce644 4 роки тому +8

      albert's fans are very toxic sadly

    • @yotengo2807
      @yotengo2807 4 роки тому +7

      Bruh Sauce they’re cringy children

    • @baconhairlover5985
      @baconhairlover5985 4 роки тому +4

      ​@@bruhsauce644 Flamingo's fans are very toxic, but Albertstuff fans are probably more better. Idk.

  • @spideyjin4425
    @spideyjin4425 3 роки тому +130

    Yep, I bet Albert would make a great parent...
    0:22

  • @user-cg7so3oh4f
    @user-cg7so3oh4f 5 років тому +111

    when you said “merch on sale” i thought you were talking about the mannequin head 😳
    i meannn i wouldn’t mind both :,)

    • @cannacats2503
      @cannacats2503 4 роки тому +2

      PPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HILARIUS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @suager4502
      @suager4502 4 роки тому

      Same lmao

    • @kimhumphres8471
      @kimhumphres8471 4 роки тому

      XD!!!

  • @lJarey
    @lJarey Рік тому +30

    I like how Albert was jus plotting on JohnBerryJr's death

  • @MirandaTheInkling34
    @MirandaTheInkling34 5 років тому +217

    Nobody:
    Not even Carlito:
    Alberto: *My character is thicc*

    • @carlosportillo2082
      @carlosportillo2082 5 років тому +2

      uhhh i don't think carlito is his editor anymore :|

    • @potattoggled
      @potattoggled 5 років тому +1

      Me too... I wish

    • @aspence5263
      @aspence5263 5 років тому +7

      @@carlosportillo2082 no Adam IS carlito edit: I'ma be honest this is the most likes I've ever gotten

    • @eh2824
      @eh2824 5 років тому +1

      Thicc with 2 c's 😂😂

    • @Amber7H
      @Amber7H 5 років тому

      @@aspence5263 yeah, a while ago he said "carlito's real name is adam" or something like that

  • @aaliiissssaaaaaa_21
    @aaliiissssaaaaaa_21 5 років тому +620

    99% * Lily going away*
    1% * Kids trying to survive*

  • @mac8ndcheese
    @mac8ndcheese 5 років тому +167

    “I had diarrhea twice today” , very nice.

  • @Popcorn4free
    @Popcorn4free 11 місяців тому +119

    Lily: "I am going to take a nap." *Proceeds to stand up.* 8:55
    Edit: OH MY GAWD, I'M FAMOUS, THANK YOU FOR 101 LIKES
    Edit 2: 105 LIKES, AAAAAAA

  • @iamkenou9h
    @iamkenou9h 4 роки тому +95

    “FIRE FIRE FIRE DIE- oh wait thats me”
    *comedy has evolved and its not a bad thing*

  • @2lucky741
    @2lucky741 5 років тому +136

    Albert: Her lashes her lashes!
    Me: she’s going to turn to ashes!

  • @indigo8648
    @indigo8648 5 років тому +243

    “It makes me feel special”
    If ya know u know

  • @MarDez88
    @MarDez88 Рік тому +19

    I love when Albert was talking about the kids wanting in, and the child stopped and looked at the camera like she heard Albert lol.

  • @Jinnox
    @Jinnox 5 років тому +186

    Albert is such a fellow American, taking about those guns

  • @lilycausewhynot
    @lilycausewhynot 4 роки тому +213

    “Let’s play that iPhone alarm sound one more time”
    My dad: whys that alarm on?

    • @carlgrimcs
      @carlgrimcs 4 роки тому +4

      I think I’m the only one who uses headphones

    • @doggi4858
      @doggi4858 4 роки тому

      Black Fluffy Wolfie I am using headphones you stupid cat lol .-.

    • @cat3rd130
      @cat3rd130 4 роки тому

      PTSD

    • @lily-qj7yf
      @lily-qj7yf 4 роки тому +1

      Black Fluffy Wolfie I’m wearing my AirPods :/

    • @natthaphonsupanno9202
      @natthaphonsupanno9202 4 роки тому

      STOPP!!!

  • @nibblesthehammy4153
    @nibblesthehammy4153 3 роки тому +525

    “I’m a...”
    Spongebob add comes on: *goofy goober*

  • @Ilikebugsiguess
    @Ilikebugsiguess 9 місяців тому +103

    THIS WAS 4 YEARS AGO?!

  • @bagel4943
    @bagel4943 4 роки тому +2938

    Fun Fact: Albert has an entire basement of dead Felipes.

  • @fuckoff9924
    @fuckoff9924 3 роки тому +1744

    Ahh... I'm waiting for Albert to actually become a father, teaching his child to do the fork in the outlet challenge....

  • @carl-boblambert2840
    @carl-boblambert2840 3 роки тому +362

    Albert: “tHiS gUy kEEpS hArRaSsInG tHe cAt!!! StOp!!”
    Also Albert 2 minutes ago: “You know, I’ve been terrorizing MANY Roblox daycares for a long time...”
    Mental not-goodness

  • @dnnzndjsjzjhdJd
    @dnnzndjsjzjhdJd Рік тому +15

    “have felt mental…. NOT GOOD. from me 😍🥳” what a inspiration. 0:10

  • @Reznikcore
    @Reznikcore 5 років тому +132

    "her lashes, her lashes"
    more like...
    "my glasses, my glasses"
    albert is secretly velma.....

    • @kvvrt6869
      @kvvrt6869 5 років тому +1

      👌

    • @WaltDisini
      @WaltDisini 5 років тому +1

      LMAOOOO

    • @e_choes
      @e_choes 5 років тому +1

      i am you from the past

    • @edgardeivis
      @edgardeivis 5 років тому

      @@e_choes future*

    • @e_choes
      @e_choes 5 років тому +5

      @@edgardeivis *SPOILERS IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED THE MOVIE* didnt spinel get rebooted after spinel rejuvenated the gems except for steven which couldn't be rejuvenated and then steven rejuvenated spinel?

  • @lxvelydayz5915
    @lxvelydayz5915 3 роки тому +543

    I swear Albert would be the most brutal bully in the world😂😂

  • @zizi5836
    @zizi5836 4 роки тому +179

    I like to play the game to say “*kidnapps crying kid*” or “is anyone allergic to poison?”

    • @firelordzuko7822
      @firelordzuko7822 4 роки тому +3

      That gave me an idea

    • @willowtree5314
      @willowtree5314 4 роки тому +7

      Hmmmm interesting ✺◟( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)◞✺

    • @lexterlovee
      @lexterlovee 4 роки тому +4

      Sounds like smthn Monokuma would say tho- OMG YOU ARE MONOKUMA

    • @leonkuwata8639
      @leonkuwata8639 4 роки тому +6

      I thought you got killed, Monokuma. Or should I say... Junko Enoshima

    • @yourmywoodengirl
      @yourmywoodengirl 4 роки тому

      hmmm 🧪
      👁👄👁👌🏼

  • @ADMANTIUMVOID
    @ADMANTIUMVOID 2 роки тому +72

    Lilly is the embodiment of my mother

    • @Jojo-vd3vw
      @Jojo-vd3vw Рік тому +5

      Except lily doesnt beat me

    • @subliterate8729
      @subliterate8729 Рік тому +3

      @@Jojo-vd3vw Bro????

    • @nsanegaming1463
      @nsanegaming1463 Рік тому +1

      Nroooo

    • @nsanegaming1463
      @nsanegaming1463 Рік тому +1

      The first thing that is awesome. The only thing I you ever need we are. The first time I you Dr! I mean you ever have your girlfriend that will take you a long shot of it

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      @scissorsbeatsthepaper Рік тому

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  • @Goastyy
    @Goastyy 3 роки тому +171

    "Where are those other little kids hiding~"
    -Albert 2019

  • @isa8170
    @isa8170 4 роки тому +69

    “how far away are we running here? to this safe log cabin?”
    “press the green button or i am going to strangle you”
    u dont know what u got comin

  • @Notheare
    @Notheare 3 роки тому +48

    6:03 "LILLY YOU KILLED MY DOG :(" sounds like a kindergarten reference

  • @Oakley2429
    @Oakley2429 Рік тому +8

    I love watching his old videos they are so funny and laughable to watch nowadays ❤️

  • @yvguchi1587
    @yvguchi1587 5 років тому +533

    Nobody:
    People on the comments:
    *"Hello my name is Lilly"*
    *"More like fAtTy"*

  • @cherishbendyuwoch.b6868
    @cherishbendyuwoch.b6868 5 років тому +74

    7:30 just imagine you cleaning a glass and that’s all you hear

    • @lswxggl7530
      @lswxggl7530 5 років тому +4

      Cherish Bendy ÒwÓ that sounds exactly like how you would scrub a window

    • @gnasrak
      @gnasrak 5 років тому +4

      Hehe he hu hu hu

    • @FIaming0
      @FIaming0 5 років тому

      It’s so mean but so funny XD

    • @TheChairGeneral
      @TheChairGeneral 5 місяців тому

      ​@@lswxggl7530You have a point. LFMAO

  • @DONKEYKONG12CB
    @DONKEYKONG12CB 5 років тому +84

    “Let’s use tay’s skull.”
    Albert-2019
    Best.Quote.Ever

  • @lexilogan7994
    @lexilogan7994 2 роки тому +11

    I bet 100,000,000,000,000$ that if you walk into Alberts room, It would look like a goodwill. Just a bunch of random stuff, with NO categeory!XD

  • @lahreynkateevangelista1687
    @lahreynkateevangelista1687 4 роки тому +93

    7:58
    I laughed so hard when albert says "use tay's skull" XD

    • @cyxl0ee
      @cyxl0ee 3 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @jamiefkee
      @jamiefkee 3 роки тому +4

      ˢᵃᵐᵉ ˡᵒˡ ǝᴉp

    • @jamiefkee
      @jamiefkee 3 роки тому +3

      Poo

    • @JeremyHale141
      @JeremyHale141 3 роки тому +2

      nobody cares

    • @TappersTay
      @TappersTay 2 роки тому +3

      That was my skull :’) I GOT A CRACK IN MAH SKULLL THANK YOU ALBERT :DDD

  • @bekah9497
    @bekah9497 5 років тому +6936

    I feel like albert kisses mannequins more than his girlfriend
    Edited:thanks lol love your comments

    • @idealistic6440
      @idealistic6440 5 років тому +452

      I ship it, I ship them so hard.
      Feliepert

    • @castledelusions3161
      @castledelusions3161 5 років тому +105

      first of all love that pfp and IKR 😂

    • @niewmmm
      @niewmmm 5 років тому +199

      Wait he's kissed his girlfriend?

    • @emo8613
      @emo8613 5 років тому +20

      Stwwickersin swellsissä

    • @mia9381
      @mia9381 5 років тому +58

      Dreamer u do realise a dirty mind isn’t when you think a word means something else, it is when you turn everything into something sexual in your mind

  • @ComputerIcon
    @ComputerIcon 4 роки тому +349

    Lily: “ I’m going to sleep “
    Also Lily: - stands there menacingly-
    Albert: “ WOW that queen really
    is taking a nap right now “
    Edit: oh golly THANKS FOR THE LIKES

    • @ellyzesavagebanana
      @ellyzesavagebanana 4 роки тому +3

      your profile and name is *universally* amazing (I hope you get the *universe* joke) :D

    • @ComputerIcon
      @ComputerIcon 4 роки тому +2

      Aw ty ( and yes I get the joke XD )

    • @AAAAAAAAAAAA4AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      @AAAAAAAAAAAA4AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 4 роки тому +1

      I see what you did there
      0@548+’>#(3{# )7#5 #5@;$8;* 5(343 ???:3;@+8;*””6
      I need you to decode this

    • @provideowatcher
      @provideowatcher 4 роки тому +2

      ᑕᑌTE_ᑕᒪOᗪ 。 you using the chinese dot? 。chinese dot

    • @ComputerIcon
      @ComputerIcon 4 роки тому

      aka period

  • @juliabarg62
    @juliabarg62 Рік тому +30

    is it just me or does albert actually kinda seem like a good parent-?

  • @gut2782
    @gut2782 5 років тому +128

    Nobody:
    Nobody At All:
    Albert: *Has like 4 heads and a headless baby in his office*

    • @douxiepoo
      @douxiepoo 5 років тому +1

      Stop using these cringe overused "meme" formats.

    • @unknownedleaf
      @unknownedleaf 5 років тому +5

      And a headless skeleton and mannequin

    • @peppa9353
      @peppa9353 5 років тому +4

      JerryExploits you literally did an “i edited a Peppa pig episode” but stay pressed

    • @douxiepoo
      @douxiepoo 5 років тому +1

      @@peppa9353 You're username is literally"peppa" and I made that video when the peppa pig edits were still relevant, this person commented this overused format wayyy after it was relevant.

    • @yee5074
      @yee5074 5 років тому +1

      He also has a headless man

  • @clous428
    @clous428 4 роки тому +29

    Walmart: *dosent have mannequins*
    Albert: "what's the prob?" *"DOG"*

  • @kckteam1
    @kckteam1 2 роки тому +31

    “But first I need a kiss, thanks BROTHER”

  • @jtothea7466
    @jtothea7466 5 років тому +93

    No one:
    Albert: *i’ve been terrorizing daycares for a really long time*

    • @karly8014
      @karly8014 5 років тому

      Wi can has can your profile picture is so cute ♥

    • @cobaltis
      @cobaltis 5 років тому +2

      @@karly8014 It's an edited version of AlbertStuff's profile picture. Plus, profile picures are personal, you can't take a part of idenity.

    • @gaelfuture6495
      @gaelfuture6495 5 років тому

      @@cobaltis r/quityourbullcrap

    • @bektasyalcin77
      @bektasyalcin77 5 років тому

      @@cobaltis r/quityourbullcrap

    • @bektasyalcin77
      @bektasyalcin77 5 років тому

      @@cobaltis bruh moment

  • @sarahcarreto5990
    @sarahcarreto5990 4 роки тому +61

    I literally love Albert he’s so funny and mean to his fans and that’s what makes it so funny

    • @heii8598
      @heii8598 4 роки тому

      HES MINE

    • @commented69yearsago61
      @commented69yearsago61 4 роки тому +2

      Tora Lill Håheim Garvik stfu

    • @marlonjarin1491
      @marlonjarin1491 4 роки тому +2

      @@heii8598 ....albert fan girly shut up please.......

    • @99r83
      @99r83 4 роки тому +2

      @@heii8598 ✨you can keep him xoxo✨

    • @gelesic6757
      @gelesic6757 4 роки тому

      does anyone want to travel back in time??

  • @helenflorestoyreviews1498
    @helenflorestoyreviews1498 5 років тому +16

    “I really hope that finishes you off”
    Gee, Flanagan that’s cruel to say, 𝑪𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏.

  • @TheOrangeViking
    @TheOrangeViking Рік тому +3

    Everything that has a simple solution:
    Flamingo: Let’s use Tays THICK SKULL.

  • @scarlett7750
    @scarlett7750 4 роки тому +170

    I love how Albert's has random manichaean heads and baby dolls in his room
    thanks so much for the likes :)

  • @xiehuaa
    @xiehuaa 5 років тому +75

    had to mute when the alarm sound went off
    almost died

    • @knox6291
      @knox6291 5 років тому

      - Blueh - but that clip only lasted a second so how did you manage to hear the alarm and then mute your noise in a second?

    • @wolfpplyanimationsandgames4379
      @wolfpplyanimationsandgames4379 5 років тому +1

      Same here bro

    • @softy_user3197
      @softy_user3197 5 років тому +1

      STOP BULLY

    • @xiehuaa
      @xiehuaa 5 років тому

      Plague Doctor
      DONT QUESTION IT AHSHJFJDJDVFBDB

    • @knox6291
      @knox6291 5 років тому

      - Blueh - 😂😂😂

  • @chloe1466
    @chloe1466 3 роки тому +228

    Albert: “I will hit this thing every time someone buys my Merch”
    Kristen: *Buys 5000 pieces of merch*

  • @Zup4074
    @Zup4074 Місяць тому +5

    3:32 hes flipping us off!

    • @Johnnie-X-Grace
      @Johnnie-X-Grace 8 днів тому

      No, he’s using 2 fingers but one of them is hidden.

  • @Balagioking
    @Balagioking 4 роки тому +290

    This is how many times flamingo in every game said "shut up"

    • @marthakj868
      @marthakj868 4 роки тому +10

      𝙷𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚢𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠

    • @cloudiee8720
      @cloudiee8720 4 роки тому +4

      Only 24 times..........
      And please don't beg...

    • @sleep170
      @sleep170 4 роки тому +3

      STOP BEGGING

    • @chibuzorogueri
      @chibuzorogueri 4 роки тому +4

      hes only begging if he puts an arrow at the like button

    • @Lof7619
      @Lof7619 4 роки тому +2

      Lily is faty

  • @ChloroformHM
    @ChloroformHM 5 років тому +62

    “What? Monster? Stop being silly!”
    **15 kids are already dead, bodies laying across the floor, red blood mixing in with the tears of the wounded**

    • @tea1147
      @tea1147 5 років тому +3

      😂

    • @anzain8064
      @anzain8064 5 років тому +1

      L0L

    • @Klivara
      @Klivara 5 років тому

      Wanna have tons of R$ in RoɞIox quickly?
      You just enter ➦ geuu6699 in G܁oogłe 🤗

    • @anzain8064
      @anzain8064 5 років тому +1

      @@emily77088 la epicly dies of confusion*

    • @straux1249
      @straux1249 5 років тому

      Wat that's norm I see that in my house all the time

  • @tqnua
    @tqnua 5 років тому +628

    Nobody:
    Not even felipe:
    Albert: *babies are kinda fat they needa exercise*

    • @Zr-gb1qd
      @Zr-gb1qd 5 років тому +13

      @Eric Hall stop you are big noob

    • @iloveanime506
      @iloveanime506 5 років тому +1

      @@emorvrb 😂

    • @rileysteinmeyer3368
      @rileysteinmeyer3368 5 років тому +1

      That’s funny

    • @aa-nd1fk
      @aa-nd1fk 5 років тому

      ll Xbox Annoyance ll you do realize you’re speaking to a non-living robot, right?

    • @aa-nd1fk
      @aa-nd1fk 5 років тому +1

      ll Xbox Annoyance ll also it’s you’re not your

  • @castmech825
    @castmech825 Рік тому +3

    flamingo would be an amazing parent

  • @DarKr20008
    @DarKr20008 5 років тому +64

    “Ok the pizza won”
    Albert: *its like, she shoots us*

  • @matix..
    @matix.. 5 років тому +62

    Albert: *laughing that John dies*
    Me: *sees him respawn behind him*

  • @morgansweet8531
    @morgansweet8531 2 роки тому +535

    I love how Albert body shames almost everything he comes across 💀

  • @AryaMcDermott
    @AryaMcDermott 2 дні тому +2

    Today we are having.... pancakes! ILUV PACU- *coughs cutely*

  • @chill-outgaming6443
    @chill-outgaming6443 4 роки тому +21

    I feel like Albert says really dusturbing things but he makes it sound light-hearted.

  • @Aaron-wv4bs
    @Aaron-wv4bs 5 років тому +51

    This is why I saw a man throwing me in the toilet when I was 2

    • @devileyez19
      @devileyez19 5 років тому +1

      I saw a female adult throwing me into the Washer.

    • @oddreeee
      @oddreeee 4 роки тому

      LOL

    • @oddreeee
      @oddreeee 4 роки тому

      but you go to day care when you are 3 or 4

  • @jaaaime
    @jaaaime 4 роки тому +147

    “SHUT UP NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR RASH”
    for some reason this made me laugh so hard

    • @JazminsWorld
      @JazminsWorld 4 роки тому +5

      As soon as i read the part that said “shut up nobody cares about your rash” The video said that
      Its pretty cool

  • @avie.is.better
    @avie.is.better Рік тому +5

    *Legend has it he is still hitting that mannequin head* 0:30

  • @arthurhaack618
    @arthurhaack618 2 роки тому +54

    Pretty sure almost anyone has that alarm clock trauma. I certainly feel ya brother.

  • @rubycat2630
    @rubycat2630 4 роки тому +75

    Albert: stupid turtles!
    Literally every vsco out there:
    *I will ruin this whole man’s career*

    • @limones404
      @limones404 4 роки тому +3

      Ruby-cat Kids
      Glad I ain’t a vsco

    • @CatsailorAus
      @CatsailorAus 4 роки тому +1

      Silly Billy like ur profile pic

    • @vi0letd0llaj45
      @vi0letd0llaj45 4 роки тому +1

      Sksksksksk and I opp-

    • @HannahLikesTea
      @HannahLikesTea 4 роки тому +1

      Ruby-cat Kids fd

    • @softie6793
      @softie6793 4 роки тому +1

      that stupid vsco girl thingy trend is annoying and they always say "sksksksks and i oop-" everyday and its so ANNOYING.

  • @nikichu8892
    @nikichu8892 3 роки тому +22

    I love how when the door falls down you see the turtle just looking

  • @Hennalauermann
    @Hennalauermann 2 роки тому +18

    “This guy keeps going up to the and stabbing his like UHhHAAaAa”made me laugh 😂

  • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
    @SpagettiSpeltWrong 4 роки тому +21

    I love how much Albert calls us the meanest names and we're just like, "omg he's so nice!!!

  • @mceggalds5853
    @mceggalds5853 5 років тому +79

    "Not gonna lie. I had diarrhea twice today."
    We are so blessed that we have Albert.

    • @cactuscruncher3367
      @cactuscruncher3367 5 років тому

      Yes

    • @cloadetta2504
      @cloadetta2504 5 років тому

      Yass Queen epic, Yo tango, Yo mama fat ( jk )

    •  5 років тому

      xXx_Clodagh7_Tiger_ Roblox_xXx yo tengo* ur mama is very nice

    • @maxisfruityxoxo6136
      @maxisfruityxoxo6136 5 років тому +1

      no just no WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY XD COME ON BUSTER

    • @amandastorks8430
      @amandastorks8430 5 років тому

      Lol yes >:)

  • @ii_sunny7016
    @ii_sunny7016 5 років тому +113

    Carer: Hello my name is Lilly
    Flamingo: More like “FaTtY”

    • @john-dm6cm
      @john-dm6cm 5 років тому +4

      copying other comments and just commenting what albert said just to get likes? lol

    • @john-dm6cm
      @john-dm6cm 5 років тому +3

      lol doesn’t mean he has to comment it

    • @devinkolka8002
      @devinkolka8002 5 років тому

      Copied from Mason Weiglein

  • @Stellarstarsx
    @Stellarstarsx Рік тому +8

    4 years… man time flies…

    • @jestrel
      @jestrel 7 місяців тому

      Fr

    • @EllieAldridge1716
      @EllieAldridge1716 4 місяці тому

      It felt like yesterday…

    • @Lemondrop_andBerry
      @Lemondrop_andBerry 4 місяці тому

      Real. I've been playing roblox since I was 5, so like 8-almost 9 years now. Insane

  • @arianajuliet7339
    @arianajuliet7339 3 роки тому +22

    13:58 the way the turtle fell in-

    • @FireFTI
      @FireFTI Рік тому +1

      ikr i didn’t think anyone else noticed 😂

  • @z33n55
    @z33n55 4 роки тому +370

    “Hi my name is Lilly!”
    Albert: “MoRe LiKe FaTtY!”
    Thanks for 400 likes!

  • @lettuce7682
    @lettuce7682 3 роки тому +102

    “WOAH I LIKE PANCAKES”
    Me: *eating pancakes

    • @sailorgoon101
      @sailorgoon101 3 роки тому +1

      @Elizabeth Rojas 🤨

    • @DeMoDJ09
      @DeMoDJ09 3 роки тому +1

      @Elizabeth Rojas why? just why?

    • @butterfingers6113
      @butterfingers6113 3 роки тому +2

      @Elizabeth Rojas why..

    • @45288_
      @45288_ 3 роки тому

      @Elizabeth Rojas 😐

    • @mizziblizzi
      @mizziblizzi 3 роки тому +1

      Elizabeth Rojas when MY grandmom findes out abt emojis:

  • @giannycrazy9865
    @giannycrazy9865 2 роки тому +6

    him playing the iphone alarm triggers my PTSD

  • @kadenbrannigan4910
    @kadenbrannigan4910 5 років тому +73

    When Albert said
    “This guy keeps going to the cat and it’s like” EURERAGGGHHHHH
    I spat Coke everywhere

    • @instava8101
      @instava8101 5 років тому +1

      I was drinking coke and spit at my shirt

    • @amriwujon7665
      @amriwujon7665 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @rodrigocardenas5464
      @rodrigocardenas5464 5 років тому

      Pthefrench who keeps their drugs in their mouth? I keep mine in my ears

    • @spaceprodigy2615
      @spaceprodigy2615 5 років тому

      I was snorting coke and i exhaled out of my nose and it flew off the table.

    • @KIlRS
      @KIlRS 5 років тому

      YASSSS SISTER!!!!!