We made a ROBLOX CAFE... and poisoned the drinks

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  • Опубліковано 27 лис 2024

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  • @vikk683
    @vikk683 5 років тому +5794

    Customer: *dies in the most painful way humanly possible*
    Albert: Yum yum yum!

  • @LegendLungs
    @LegendLungs 3 роки тому +6001

    Flamingo insulted Roblox then was accepted in the star program a year later. Now that's a win.

    • @kosovoisserbia198
      @kosovoisserbia198 3 роки тому +127

      More like now thats a victory royale

    • @kosovoisserbia198
      @kosovoisserbia198 3 роки тому +6

      So Kirsten suck cuz she plays fortnite? sssniperwolf plays as well

    • @kosovoisserbia198
      @kosovoisserbia198 3 роки тому +39

      @@axisaxisax ok but itts not trash trash

    • @kosovoisserbia198
      @kosovoisserbia198 3 роки тому +35

      @@axisaxisax somone still worked hard to make it

    • @axisaxisax
      @axisaxisax 3 роки тому +27

      @@kosovoisserbia198 yea but still not really my favourite

  • @k_rtz
    @k_rtz 4 роки тому +2083

    Just imagine, Albert makes a group to hire people and makes a game to interview them, but he makes the interview disturbing, like asking “What do you do when a customer is poisioned.”. then if they're accepted he will tell them their real objective to poison them.

    • @zachking3753
      @zachking3753 2 роки тому +62

      I like that idea, lol. He should do that one day.

    • @brickempire6315
      @brickempire6315 2 роки тому +25

      that would be amazing

    • @carlross9201
      @carlross9201 2 роки тому +12

      LoL

    • @topcondones
      @topcondones 2 роки тому +28

      Good concept but the only problem is it’s very hard to establish a café that would be enticing for people to actually work at, it’s not as easy as getting players.

    • @xaviertova398
      @xaviertova398 2 роки тому +4

      flamingo ideas at its finest

  • @RedMonkeVR-gtag
    @RedMonkeVR-gtag Рік тому +80

    10:09 TRANSLATE "Ki" IT MEANS "That" IN HINDA AND FLAMINGO SAID "We dont serve THAT!"

  • @km1507
    @km1507 5 років тому +6560

    When the person said “ *ki* “ and said “ *sy* “ they want a little kissy 🥰
    *_hEhEhE~_*

  • @pixvinx
    @pixvinx 5 років тому +1182

    Albert: *kills people by poisoning coffee*
    UA-cam: coffee ad

  • @purplecakegames2548
    @purplecakegames2548 4 роки тому +478

    Flamingo when the first girl drank the coffee:
    *ear bleeding laughing*
    Me: Actually does the same thing

  • @OurKhouse
    @OurKhouse 6 місяців тому +215

    4 years later and it’s actually still funny.

  • @bee5308
    @bee5308 2 роки тому +324

    9:17 I absolutely love Albert's laugh and I have no idea why, it brings me so much joy

  • @glitzyglowxo5814
    @glitzyglowxo5814 5 років тому +268

    AFTER ALL THESE YEARS FLAMINGO HAS A MERRRRCHHHHH REEEEEE EPIIICCCCCCC

    • @kawee1
      @kawee1 5 років тому +1

      *le epiccly wears new merch*

    • @brokenladder6
      @brokenladder6 5 років тому +1

      Thank you bot, very cool.

    • @censoremo8282
      @censoremo8282 5 років тому

      @Catherine Taylor thanks for *SCAM* AAAAAAAAA

    • @D1Grandmaster
      @D1Grandmaster 5 років тому

      Catherine Taylor OMG I GOT NOTHING FROM THIS SITE!! WOWWWWW DONT USE THIS SITE BECAUSE ITS LE NOT EPIC

    • @kiwieli
      @kiwieli 5 років тому

      They’re so expensive ;-;

  • @realshaperio
    @realshaperio 5 років тому +237

    Me: gets sick on weekend
    Flamingo: here’s a cured image

  • @ghosty8338
    @ghosty8338 5 місяців тому +136

    dogymogy2 is actually doing really well to this day, she changed her username and changed her outfit. I’m surprised after all these years she still active & online.

    • @the-pomelo-effect
      @the-pomelo-effect 3 місяці тому

      @@martin-cd8ic dawg

    • @SHRIMPO_000
      @SHRIMPO_000 3 місяці тому

      @@martin-cd8icthey checked her username

    • @rarewubox878
      @rarewubox878 3 місяці тому +3

      @@martin-cd8icwho’s gonna tell him.

    • @ManCatGravy_PlaysRusso
      @ManCatGravy_PlaysRusso 3 місяці тому +3

      honestly i like to see the evolution of roblox players as they grow up, pretty fun to see their old avatars and names

    • @Historicalgamesx
      @Historicalgamesx 3 місяці тому

      Frr

  • @minyoongi3987
    @minyoongi3987 5 років тому +5148

    Anyone remember
    ‘Boys and girls dance club’?
    😂

    • @mystval
      @mystval 5 років тому +112

      Yoongi hyung likes Albert too? Lol

    • @minyoongi3987
      @minyoongi3987 5 років тому +64

      Jeon Jungkook 😂 yes

    • @mystval
      @mystval 5 років тому +57

      I didn't know we have the same humour😁

    • @6190laly
      @6190laly 5 років тому +40

      I remember Boys and girls dance club

    • @6190laly
      @6190laly 5 років тому +31

      Wait are you Jungkook and min yoongi

  • @JordanViknar
    @JordanViknar 5 років тому +149

    11:07 *Death... is **_a small price to pay... for... some coffee._*

  • @Rickby
    @Rickby 5 років тому +1446

    The first girl who drank the coffee really disturbed me lmao

    • @jadeplaysroblox3290
      @jadeplaysroblox3290 5 років тому +11

      Rigby flamigo shit

    • @ChizzySlimeM
      @ChizzySlimeM 5 років тому +33

      Jade Plays Roblox! so are you lol

    • @malfoymilkshake6615
      @malfoymilkshake6615 5 років тому +11

      @@jadeplaysroblox3290 :T ?

    • @aaliyah9389
      @aaliyah9389 5 років тому +6

      @@ChizzySlimeM You alright?

    • @CWcaudell44M
      @CWcaudell44M 5 років тому +16

      Jade Plays Roblox! Shut up you four year old, and if you’re not a four year old you have the mental capacity of a four year old.

  • @VawtechReal
    @VawtechReal Рік тому +70

    9:20
    “I’ll give you a decaf because you don’t need to be awake.”

    • @zerayzz
      @zerayzz 4 місяці тому +4

      albert was so real for that

    • @VawtechReal
      @VawtechReal 3 місяці тому +1

      @@zerayzz yes

  • @dannielena1394
    @dannielena1394 4 роки тому +257

    "Would you like some coffee? You don't have to- Oh a little smooch for me."
    *I'm dead*

  • @edcm926
    @edcm926 4 роки тому +193

    0:18 He's speaking like the people from rock bottom in that one Spongebob episode

  • @celodemon
    @celodemon 5 років тому +913

    now this is content. Putting poising in peoples drinks. Well done albert.

  • @muichiroswife1
    @muichiroswife1 Рік тому +13

    Costumer:ƘÎ
    Flamingo: thats not a drink,we dont serve that!

  • @mr_xgox3226
    @mr_xgox3226 5 років тому +284

    flamingo : lets make Coffee
    :unknown : dies*
    Flamingo : Oops i put my dinner in the Coffee this poor guy ;-;

  • @trankenade958
    @trankenade958 5 років тому +583

    "What is your favourite flavour
    Me: *cup*

  • @rianne1190
    @rianne1190 4 роки тому +334

    ROBLOX Owner: *_how much customers do you want?_*
    Flamingo: *_Yes_*

  • @Dexterville3
    @Dexterville3 Рік тому +15

    Watching albert before sleeping is just so fun, you make my day albert, you really do, this is genuinely true, it's not like every comment, I'm being completely honest, your content is perfect, my favorite roblox UA-camr, forever.

  • @lorrainemcphail6550
    @lorrainemcphail6550 3 роки тому +441

    I love how he is always so happy for people to die

  • @oofsauce1711
    @oofsauce1711 5 років тому +249

    Everyone: dies of coffee
    Starbucks_RealOwner: *smiles for eternity*

  • @finnthemanly2596
    @finnthemanly2596 5 років тому +270

    “It doesn’t need to be bad”
    Me: YES IT DOES WE NEED TO SUFFER

  • @Alexaq268
    @Alexaq268 Рік тому +15

    'You'll see what the basement is later'
    *Doesn't do anything with the basement*

    • @OvertimeLizard
      @OvertimeLizard Місяць тому +1

      Albertalbertalbertalbert

    • @OvertimeLizard
      @OvertimeLizard Місяць тому +1

      9:58 Albertalbertalbertalbert

    • @Alexaq268
      @Alexaq268 Місяць тому

      @@OvertimeLizard Albertalbertalbertalbert

    • @OvertimeLizard
      @OvertimeLizard Місяць тому +1

      @@Alexaq268 Albertalbertalbertalbert

  • @kylie_wbha
    @kylie_wbha 4 роки тому +382

    Albert: You can literally hear them coughing
    Anyone from 2020: You wouldn’t get it

  • @JesusChrist-lv7uo
    @JesusChrist-lv7uo 5 років тому +821

    I got an apple ad, it said “Remember where you got that coffee?”

  • @ellyzesavagebanana
    @ellyzesavagebanana 4 роки тому +323

    Normal UA-camrs: **Telling people to go check out their merch**
    Albert: **Spitting aggressively through telling people to go check out his merch**

    • @Amikqvz
      @Amikqvz 4 роки тому +6

      Like on spongebob thanks *spits* you *spits*

    • @PeepGeography
      @PeepGeography 4 роки тому +1

      NORMAL NORMAL NORMALLLLLLLLLLLL?????????? ALBERT I$ NORMAL IDIOT
      (Btw this was a joke,no ones a idiot

    • @belindacuenca1622
      @belindacuenca1622 4 роки тому +4

      it’s the spongebob episode
      *Read more*

    • @ljkiller1718
      @ljkiller1718 4 роки тому

      Belinda Cuenca lol

    • @innithortz
      @innithortz 4 роки тому

      XD

  • @cyanity1017
    @cyanity1017 10 місяців тому +5

    5:40 I'd like to imagine that she initially joined the game thinking she'd be able to troll some workers and people like how most people do in cafe games but just didn't expect said game to troll her.

  • @kuqio
    @kuqio 5 років тому +430

    there was a guy on fire outside and albert was just like "whatever"

  • @adalynncv3104
    @adalynncv3104 4 роки тому +368

    Albert : it’s 4 am
    Me : does Albert ever sleep?

  • @vanesa8725
    @vanesa8725 5 років тому +50

    MAKE MORE VIDEOS LIKE THIS I LOVED THE BOTS' REACTIONS

    • @easyminigaimz
      @easyminigaimz 5 років тому +2

      . what

    • @kraxkarkax
      @kraxkarkax 5 років тому

      They weren't bots it was part of the script to the poison

  • @SonsuzakadarBJK1903
    @SonsuzakadarBJK1903 3 місяці тому +3

    8:47 the chill face just chilling💀

  • @lilycheam2959
    @lilycheam2959 2 роки тому +710

    The fact 3 different people said "when I get it opportunity I will kill you" actually freaks me out

    • @mossrinnn
      @mossrinnn 2 роки тому +144

      That’s what the robio script does

    • @hussainalmoamen3213
      @hussainalmoamen3213 Рік тому +77

      Thats the script

    • @bottle3124
      @bottle3124 Рік тому

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    • @RealDat-h4n
      @RealDat-h4n Рік тому +46

      too bad they wont get the opportunity since they are DEAD

    • @xxirwa
      @xxirwa Рік тому +16

      They also said “you” a lot

  • @xp8416
    @xp8416 4 роки тому +401

    Albert: Ima make a virus thing
    Corona:Let Me Introduce Myselff

  • @asheticflwer7498
    @asheticflwer7498 5 років тому +162

    Me: *coughs dies*
    Albert: I hear coughing
    Me: .....*cough*

  • @thenintendolivetvchannel-s9326
    @thenintendolivetvchannel-s9326 3 місяці тому +3

    4:39 “ignore that do u want some tea”
    this girl: says something
    also albert: *WHAAAAAAA*

  • @Speedinglobster
    @Speedinglobster 4 роки тому +321

    I would legit play a game called
    “Poison Cafe”
    That would be like this

  • @sans1331
    @sans1331 4 роки тому +120

    9:07 “What would you like?”
    9:16
    *_cup_*

  • @icykubz
    @icykubz 4 роки тому +220

    Albert: oh someone's coughing *laughs hysterically*

    • @fr9261
      @fr9261 4 роки тому +3

      It's hysterically not historically lmao

    • @icykubz
      @icykubz 4 роки тому +2

      @@fr9261 yea.... I suck at spelling and auto correct doesn't help much ;-;

    • @icykubz
      @icykubz 4 роки тому

      @@fr9261 imma change it now ty uvu

    • @luv2232
      @luv2232 4 роки тому +1

      The corona virus in its early days

    • @gdstudios539
      @gdstudios539 4 роки тому

      @@luv2232 bruh stop talking about coronavirus i already have strees

  • @toxxie7
    @toxxie7 Рік тому +8

    6:34 ooh a lil smooch for me 😍

  • @sparrowvessel
    @sparrowvessel 5 років тому +75

    The greatest quote of all time
    “Maybe there is some people in the basement” -Albert

  • @Arona.exe_Broke
    @Arona.exe_Broke 3 роки тому +385

    I like how Albert is playing at 3 AM and the editor jus puts on happy music..

    • @rainbow_rat_man
      @rainbow_rat_man 3 роки тому +8

      If u play a video game at 3 AM is that a creepypasta? (also waht are creepy pastas)

    • @yourlocalrat3043
      @yourlocalrat3043 3 роки тому +10

      @@rainbow_rat_man no no child a creepy pasta is a made up horror story

    • @McSussy
      @McSussy 3 роки тому +13

      @@rainbow_rat_man Creepy pasta is pasta that is creepy.
      I'm kidding.

    • @jiola1710
      @jiola1710 3 роки тому +8

      3AM isnt a scary time just some stupid person said "GUYS 3AM IS WHEN MONSTER COMES!!!"

    • @ohmygoshsky
      @ohmygoshsky 3 роки тому

      Ya I know right

  • @boyfriend279
    @boyfriend279 3 роки тому +355

    Never Ask...
    a woman : her age
    a man : his salary
    Albert : stuff in his drinks

  • @ViolentlyPetrus
    @ViolentlyPetrus Рік тому +3

    This was the first ever video i've seen from flamingo! been watching as many as i could since.

    • @ivy_the_cat_
      @ivy_the_cat_ Рік тому +1

      wow! i recommend the video by him where him and his friend pretend to be bots.

  • @Celrrose
    @Celrrose 4 роки тому +259

    Everyone: *chaos*
    That one girl who got behind the counter: 😎

  • @farrynkohler
    @farrynkohler 3 роки тому +93

    11:30 when i actually get what i wanted for christmas not socks

  • @Girlwithabigheart2fanpage
    @Girlwithabigheart2fanpage 4 роки тому +75

    “Maybe if I had a coffee I would have the energy to be loved.” Says Albert
    Albert all 4 million of us love u buster

    • @shadow.cast.studios4697
      @shadow.cast.studios4697 4 роки тому +1

      :) me too

    • @tbhmaya
      @tbhmaya 4 роки тому +1

      Gabby Potato Get noob

    • @pomorosea
      @pomorosea 4 роки тому +1

      i think he means in a romantic way, we all just admire him

    • @tigerlove5102
      @tigerlove5102 4 роки тому

      Gabby Potato I used to HATE him when my brother watched him but now Me and my brother like watching his videos

    • @brieftactical2125
      @brieftactical2125 4 роки тому

      @@tigerlove5102 why? because he cussed?

  • @Lei-Lou
    @Lei-Lou Рік тому +9

    I love the part where he puts people in the basement

  • @switcudlehubi64
    @switcudlehubi64 4 роки тому +229

    8:41
    Me: *ma’am? have you vacuumed your house lately? there’s quite a lot of fur balls on you*

    • @joncheatwood6552
      @joncheatwood6552 4 роки тому +7

      *Let's call 911*

    • @joncheatwood6552
      @joncheatwood6552 4 роки тому +6

      *000000000000000000000010101099001019988922982929282927272764646473737734747373737733763666029283738336669293838383836668888288838383833883383838377373828373838383833828373738383838*

    • @kirbalicious
      @kirbalicious 4 роки тому +5

      *911 what's your emergency*

    • @rubenacruz1739
      @rubenacruz1739 4 роки тому +1

      I Google translated it

    • @user-zl4un7ej4o
      @user-zl4un7ej4o 4 роки тому

      *911 whats your emergency?*
      *Me:* *Yes theres a girl who has fur balls all around her body*

  • @jay8524
    @jay8524 4 роки тому +466

    Albert: Kills everyone unreasonably and harshly
    Someone: ACCIDENTLY sets on fire
    Albert: *WHY'D YOU DO THAT?!*

  • @teabertiii5070
    @teabertiii5070 4 роки тому +69

    “We don’t serve that!” Always gets me. 10:12

  • @Brooklyn_T_guyy
    @Brooklyn_T_guyy 4 місяці тому +2

    I used to watch flamingo all the time! This vid brought back memories... thank you flamingo..

  • @nayladonut8841
    @nayladonut8841 3 роки тому +261

    Girl dies from drinking a drink from flamingo. Flamingo: She just left for no reason.

  • @leviathanstream
    @leviathanstream Рік тому +137

    the rewatchability on this video is CRAZY

  • @lizzero8173
    @lizzero8173 5 років тому +216

    Never thought I’d be able to hear Albert say “good riddance”

  • @ambitionk1906
    @ambitionk1906 4 місяці тому +5

    9:01 BRO HOW’D SHE GET IN 😂😂😂

  • @yikes2355
    @yikes2355 5 років тому +278

    “something exploded inside her” 😮
    “you”

    • @carlosbonilla3590
      @carlosbonilla3590 5 років тому +10

      Your profile pic scares me

    • @yikes2355
      @yikes2355 5 років тому +7

      Carlos Bonilla u don’t like kool aid?

    • @carlosbonilla3590
      @carlosbonilla3590 5 років тому +10

      Not kool aid porn

    • @fleshnorgans
      @fleshnorgans 5 років тому +15

      koolaid! now with extra *_n u t_*

    • @pizzvore
      @pizzvore 5 років тому +5

      @@fleshnorgans no no no no

  • @therealtimdrake
    @therealtimdrake 5 років тому +108

    Nobody:
    Ad on side when he talks about bubble chat: WHO WANTS TO BE MACARONI

  • @LEMMYLEMON
    @LEMMYLEMON 3 роки тому +162

    This is probably the golden age of flamingo

    • @MsDpinter
      @MsDpinter 3 роки тому +17

      Yes, it’s been so long since a paradise life admin commands video

    • @satoshi8017
      @satoshi8017 3 роки тому +3

      YES but what he says hey sister⭐⭐⭐😎😎😎🔥🔥🔥😃😃😃

    • @CreeCube
      @CreeCube 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, this why I watch him now

    • @ampro3863
      @ampro3863 3 роки тому +4

      @@MsDpinter uwu kid

    • @Sxmply_bxba
      @Sxmply_bxba 3 роки тому +1

      Lol yea

  • @JulieShultz-wp4rp
    @JulieShultz-wp4rp 3 місяці тому +1

    You Have Aciveved The Achivement You Keep Your Editors In Your Basement

  • @ronaldmcdonald2850
    @ronaldmcdonald2850 4 роки тому +382

    Albert: “Why are you staring at me like that?”
    The random roblox kid: And or I am or me and the and ME and E.

  • @anyonewiththenamemango7951
    @anyonewiththenamemango7951 4 роки тому +239

    Also, me: **WATCHES**
    my ipad: *PUT A COFFEE AD ON*

  • @hollyewing9769
    @hollyewing9769 5 років тому +68

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Random person: ki

    • @kplays552
      @kplays552 5 років тому +1

      Holly Ewing they were a no one

  • @Kira_GT
    @Kira_GT 5 місяців тому +5

    next time he makes a Cafe Game I’m going to join and order some delicious “H” and “ki”, they sound very good

  • @giselle-vw4yl
    @giselle-vw4yl 5 років тому +428

    Me: *sees title* why does he exaggerate?
    Me again: Well.... oh

  • @clarindawyant7142
    @clarindawyant7142 5 років тому +29

    Person thing: " cup"
    Flamingo: " you don't need to be awake.

  • @Ghajestis
    @Ghajestis 5 років тому +92

    "I'll give you decaf because you really don't need to be awake."
    -Flamingo 2019-2020

  • @RANdomgreenscreenkid109
    @RANdomgreenscreenkid109 3 місяці тому +1

    This is the golden era of flamingo

  • @Chicken2thenug
    @Chicken2thenug 2 роки тому +161

    you can't name it Starbucks, but you can name it ⭐ bucks

  • @sorin9715
    @sorin9715 5 років тому +45

    When albert said “ what would you like “
    My mind inserted to
    “ I’d like one Samuel please “

  • @kaisekuziwamoto2125
    @kaisekuziwamoto2125 3 роки тому +24

    9:16 That evil laugh once the guy said cup we all know Mrflimflam will put something special...

  • @LimaGreen_rectruit1
    @LimaGreen_rectruit1 Місяць тому +2

    pov flamingo: dont break somebodys heart they only have 1 of those BREAK THEIR BONES THEY HAVE 206 OF THOSE BAD BOYS

  • @thehopkinstribe
    @thehopkinstribe 5 років тому +266

    Ok so I was trying “TRYING” to drink my hot coco but I kept laughing and now it’s all over my sweater

  • @plat517
    @plat517 4 роки тому +94

    4:28 I can't stop repeating that when he laughs LMaOOo XD

  • @DelPlayz
    @DelPlayz 5 років тому +96

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Ded person:Stop DEEZ mEmEs

    • @otterlilyx
      @otterlilyx 5 років тому

      what?

    • @natsusi6184
      @natsusi6184 5 років тому

      ded?or dead

    • @crzygWoT
      @crzygWoT 4 роки тому +1

      This type of comment isn’t funny anymore

  • @OvertimeLizard
    @OvertimeLizard Місяць тому +1

    Albert, the word “Ki” in Chetolokan, The national language of Chetoloka, a large island next to Dominican Republic, Means Cup, Meaning the girls were asking for Cups.

  • @Toulippy
    @Toulippy 2 роки тому +71

    Albert in this video literally is just like a babysitter trying to keep the house and kids intact

  • @bluediamondspearl
    @bluediamondspearl 5 років тому +124

    She said "ki" and "sy"
    She wanted a kissy
    You should say to random people "do you want free robux"
    If they say yes, put a disease on them and say when they die they get it
    If they say no, do the same thing

    • @kr9stina
      @kr9stina 4 роки тому +1

      Ngl that sound like the Japanese urban legend, Kuchisake-Onna

    • @pumg9275
      @pumg9275 4 роки тому

      @@kr9stina True

    • @duckityduckkk
      @duckityduckkk 4 роки тому +4

      That makes no sense lmao
      and uh oh stinky the gachas have invaded

    • @bluediamondspearl
      @bluediamondspearl 4 роки тому

      •Wølfie Editz• why did u remind me about her I’m gonna have nightmares for the next 5 months

    • @kr9stina
      @kr9stina 4 роки тому

      Sorry-

  • @tobiokageyama1152
    @tobiokageyama1152 5 років тому +193

    Did anyone notice how many times the players said: "when i get my first opportunity i will kill you"?
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes and helpful replies (I mean some of them weren't necessary. -Death stares @Xander Simms-)

  • @itsbetsynotbetsey
    @itsbetsynotbetsey 9 місяців тому +2

    1:26 little did we know, there would never be a basement shown..

  • @shwungus.
    @shwungus. 5 років тому +250

    My favorite coffee “ *CUP* ”

    • @Ruxde
      @Ruxde 5 років тому +7

      derubstertho nah I like KI

    • @jacqueline-yp3cv
      @jacqueline-yp3cv 5 років тому +5

      SY is obviously better.

    • @randomhandle7
      @randomhandle7 5 років тому +11

      Nah.. y’all are tripping. The best drink is
      H

    • @peifc
      @peifc 5 років тому +1

      I like them all

    • @quit8532
      @quit8532 5 років тому +5

      No, Your all wrong, the best, most favourite coffee is _p i z z a_

  • @gracemadge5711
    @gracemadge5711 4 роки тому +96

    "Maybe someone would love me if i had a coffee"
    Kirsten: Am i a literal joke to you?

    • @Laaanni
      @Laaanni 4 роки тому

      Christine*

    • @avahogan1508
      @avahogan1508 4 роки тому +1

      @@Laaanni no shes right its Kirsten you didn't know that maybe you should think before you speak

    • @Laaanni
      @Laaanni 4 роки тому

      @@avahogan1508 oh im sorry i thought she ment the one from simply nailogical im sorry

    • @sushi2666
      @sushi2666 4 роки тому

      I’m sorry, I can’t like because there is 69 likes.

    • @isabellahinc8999
      @isabellahinc8999 4 роки тому

      @@Laaanni Grace madge got it right

  • @maggiekhong280
    @maggiekhong280 4 роки тому +121

    People: **puts Starbucks in the roblox name**
    Roblox: hey stop that, we don’t like coffee

  • @Mr_doge501
    @Mr_doge501 11 місяців тому +1

    Good job on the videos flamingo you make us all happy and laugh

  • @Baby-rc1cb
    @Baby-rc1cb 5 років тому +40

    I lost it after the sentence “Cup” was said, along with the rest of the stuff that went down past that too

  • @sewaphim5553
    @sewaphim5553 5 років тому +47

    "Maybe if I have a coffee,I will have the energy to,to be loved,eh"
    -Albert 2k19

    • @civea
      @civea 5 років тому +1

      tori _ doodless *2k19*

  • @naley244
    @naley244 4 роки тому +126

    Albert: *spits while saying words*
    Me: *gets rock bottom vibes*

  • @ur_kaceymaybelocal
    @ur_kaceymaybelocal 4 місяці тому +2

    0:20 he sounds like one of those rock bottom (I think) SpongeBob thing 😭🤚

  • @dem2225
    @dem2225 4 роки тому +165

    “Ok you can have your ki”
    Captions be like:
    “Ok you can have your kid

    • @rafaelgames720
      @rafaelgames720 4 роки тому +6

      "ok you can dab your key

    • @am_Nein
      @am_Nein 4 роки тому +3

      @@rafaelgames720 ????

    • @am_Nein
      @am_Nein 4 роки тому +6

      You know, autocorrect is the little brother to Subtitles.
      So..
      Autocorrect be like:
      "Okay you can have your Kindle"

    • @mushroomweston4106
      @mushroomweston4106 4 роки тому +1

      My autocorrect: ok you can have your kit

    • @byzo999
      @byzo999 4 роки тому

      He say ki and sy he say:ok you can have your KISSY

  • @whitebreadhater
    @whitebreadhater 4 роки тому +82

    Albert: here have a milkshake :)
    player: *i don’t feel so good*

  • @Klayaut
    @Klayaut 5 років тому +76

    0:17 Hey it's that one guy that was on that SpongeBob episode.

    • @OlivierSalad
      @OlivierSalad 5 років тому

      No you are have the roux of noob no stupido peen

    • @phiine
      @phiine 5 років тому +1

      LOL

    • @phiine
      @phiine 5 років тому +1

      @@OlivierSalad scp tato u prop dont even know that newbie

    • @OlivierSalad
      @OlivierSalad 5 років тому

      @@phiine atleast i ain no edgy libtart

    • @sarcasticboi749
      @sarcasticboi749 5 років тому

      Пинда Пиндаросовна oh my god guys an idiot

  • @scorpdude2976
    @scorpdude2976 5 місяців тому +2

    9:06 and the “cup” part had me dying

  • @4yato795
    @4yato795 5 років тому +28

    If you are experienced enough, please make a felipe stuffy

  • @13newromantics13
    @13newromantics13 3 роки тому +339

    Imagine the reactions of the people that were in it when they watch this vid. Just what he was saying to them the whole time lol

  • @josephinedoux
    @josephinedoux 5 років тому +126

    Who else realized that when they were saying “ki” they were kissing? Alberto YES

  • @Rumtreiber
    @Rumtreiber 4 місяці тому +1

    God bless man, seeing him talk about the bubble chat script reminds me of when i had a UTG in my game and got perma banned for it. And it was a free model UTG so like Albert said, its literally just bait to get you banned.