I opened a ROBLOX SALON and made people UGLY...

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  • Опубліковано 5 січ 2020
  • SHOUTOUT TO THESE GUYS FOR MAKING IT: / real_kingbob
    / lordlongnose
    / dad_dense
    Today I open up my own Roblox salon! This is a very different Roblox salon where you never quite get what you want...
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  • @deadgirlxx1
    @deadgirlxx1 Рік тому +3007

    3 years later and this is still funny as hell

  • @najwaxxo8509
    @najwaxxo8509 3 роки тому +6633

    I like how we're still watching Alberts old videos lmao.

  • @EvsGamer
    @EvsGamer 7 місяців тому +363

    Its weird. I always find myself coming back to this guy's type of videos, and I absolutely love them still. Sure they don't give the same feeling it did those 3 years ago but it still brings a smile to my face.

  • @shaunguthrie8159
    @shaunguthrie8159 Рік тому +560

    “It doesn’t matter what language you speak, you can still be ugly.”-Albert truly inspiring ❤

  • @shwoorp
    @shwoorp 4 роки тому +8567

    “I don’t care what language you speak, you can still be ugly”
    Wow, we love a non racist queen 💖

    • @dotssyn
      @dotssyn 4 роки тому +219

      im so tired. Lmao

    • @jacobhu4431
      @jacobhu4431 4 роки тому +76

      🤔

    • @nikokichi
      @nikokichi 4 роки тому +76

      LMAO

    • @3a.meliaa
      @3a.meliaa 4 роки тому +37

      yuh

    • @shwoorp
      @shwoorp 4 роки тому +74

      yuridia garcia that’s not what i was implying 😂

  • @trollmedia9719
    @trollmedia9719 4 роки тому +816

    “Every body is beautiful”
    *Albert:* “are you sure about that!”

    • @user-tf4mu3rj9o
      @user-tf4mu3rj9o 4 роки тому +11

      In their own way

    • @jackimpens6085
      @jackimpens6085 4 роки тому

      69 likes nice

    • @norresnotlost
      @norresnotlost 4 роки тому +6

      If everyone is beautiful then that also means everyone is ugly.

    • @trollmedia9719
      @trollmedia9719 4 роки тому +4

      Bruh this is the most likes I got in the span of an hour. Thanks a lot peoples!

    • @rubiieiieiie
      @rubiieiieiie 4 роки тому

      Eric Young fake

  • @jasminecoyote22
    @jasminecoyote22 4 місяці тому +34

    "M-m MAMAM massive thanks to King Bob" Albert 2020

  • @ImEUNJI0_0
    @ImEUNJI0_0 Місяць тому +15

    Here is things albert does in every *SINGLE* video:
    (And we love him for that)
    -Screams mama for no reason
    -Screams at the mic
    -Spits
    -Get words mixed up
    -make depressing jokes
    -Moves around
    -Mentioning felipe
    -Ends the video without warning
    -Starts video without an intro
    -mentions Paige,Adam,Temprist,King bob

  • @sushiscupcake6316
    @sushiscupcake6316 4 роки тому +3420

    “I don’t care what language you speak you can still be ugly”
    Now *THAT* is the equality I live for

  • @emma-by9ip
    @emma-by9ip 4 роки тому +3965

    Albert is the biggest mood ever.

  • @UrMumNoCap
    @UrMumNoCap Рік тому +77

    8:53
    Albert: Alan go in here
    Alan: no
    Albert: noob
    Alan: bald
    Albert: OH YEAH?

  • @AdrianVrOfficial
    @AdrianVrOfficial Рік тому +41

    “Look at that little demon rat” HAD ME DYING 💀💀

  • @mievaxxiong5363
    @mievaxxiong5363 4 роки тому +395

    “Look at that chunky queen”
    15 sec later
    “She’s my door mat”

  • @user-bk1gc4vr5k
    @user-bk1gc4vr5k 4 роки тому +3609

    “you ever be born and hate how you look?”
    14 year old girls: *how d e e p*

    • @yellowmello1223
      @yellowmello1223 4 роки тому +88

      *s o d e e p i c o u l d c r y*

    • @Aurunek0
      @Aurunek0 4 роки тому +102

      but seriously, i wanna know who let me out of the womb lookin like this ._.

    • @astroyomen
      @astroyomen 4 роки тому +19

      @Bruh Eek stfu

    • @vanesa8725
      @vanesa8725 4 роки тому +12

      @@astroyomen so you are the 14 year old

    • @evan4192
      @evan4192 4 роки тому +24

      Im a 14 year old guy and I feel this way, even tho people say I’m not ugly I know I am

  • @bleghq
    @bleghq 7 місяців тому +19

    Can we appreciate how albert ties us up and makes us watch him burn our house down with our family in it?

  • @michaelmanning7649
    @michaelmanning7649 4 місяці тому +8

    That one guy will still be remembered as a sea monster who tanned too much.

  • @bluina5974
    @bluina5974 4 роки тому +551

    "it's crazy how everyone here is so beautiful"
    _7 seconds later_
    "why's everyone here so ugly"

    • @josebeltran5898
      @josebeltran5898 4 роки тому +3

      War war 3 kill

    • @riesoup
      @riesoup 4 роки тому +13

      Albert: _trying to say massive_
      Also Albert: *MamA*

    • @ougus
      @ougus 4 роки тому +4

      Jose Beltran what’s “war war 3”

    • @cashdaubney6184
      @cashdaubney6184 4 роки тому +1

      I was gonna make fun of you but you have anime in your profile

    • @cindybuenaobra1194
      @cindybuenaobra1194 4 роки тому

      I have no one you are going home Roblxo!

  • @abby-cj3zk
    @abby-cj3zk 4 роки тому +1878

    “Bright green water.”
    Yes Albert big brain time

  • @gasonyt
    @gasonyt 6 місяців тому +27

    Anyone else still watch Albert’s old vids

  • @RobotGeorgeWorld
    @RobotGeorgeWorld Рік тому +5

    “And these bright green waters😊, BLUEEEEEE” “And the bright green grass.😊”

  • @rackoonss
    @rackoonss 4 роки тому +2594

    “You be born and hate how you look?”
    Me: Love him or Hate him, he spittin straight facts

  • @miIkcan
    @miIkcan 4 роки тому +495

    “You’re fat AND you’re short”
    *how did he perfectly describe me?*

    • @MaskedNBi
      @MaskedNBi 4 роки тому +1

      Whomst has summoned the ancient one?

    • @w.d.gaster6608
      @w.d.gaster6608 4 роки тому +2

      HI FATTY

    • @carmenortiz278
      @carmenortiz278 4 роки тому +6

      @XxEva GamingxX Well they're just playing with each other ofc they don't actually mean it .-.

    • @nekoniko1592
      @nekoniko1592 4 роки тому

      Brooo fr thoooo

    • @Albygifts
      @Albygifts 4 роки тому +2

      Same ;-;

  • @jerimiahcocom2980
    @jerimiahcocom2980 7 місяців тому +12

    0:34 0:22 after 3 years still get me everytime 😂

  • @MoxxMoxxina_Official
    @MoxxMoxxina_Official 10 місяців тому +4

    I died at the "he thinks he is a sea animal now" "go with the fish!" 11:15

  • @smuckerz6918
    @smuckerz6918 4 роки тому +817

    I miss old Albert comments when everybody didnt speak in dead meme template.

    • @reddie_spaghetti2712
      @reddie_spaghetti2712 4 роки тому +63

      You are so right. These aren't even funny anymore.

    • @Wizzyfrog
      @Wizzyfrog 4 роки тому +15

      Yeah

    • @cloud3947
      @cloud3947 4 роки тому +32

      this comment deserves more likes and recognition than it currently has

    • @hamzulakM
      @hamzulakM 4 роки тому +8

      Yeees

    • @notofr
      @notofr 4 роки тому +8

      Ikr

  • @poultrygeistcos6896
    @poultrygeistcos6896 4 роки тому +616

    “You ever be born and you hate how you look?” Bro I feel called out

  • @gengarfan9718
    @gengarfan9718 Рік тому +136

    Flamingo always makes me feel better and he always cures my depression

  • @Yourlocal_billy
    @Yourlocal_billy 9 місяців тому +10

    Ah yes classic flamingo good memories

  • @notkaylee6698
    @notkaylee6698 4 роки тому +343

    “Increase your chances of death”
    me - defensive word: *YES*

    • @basedgod101
      @basedgod101 4 роки тому +6

      YAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAS

    • @darling_syn_drome
      @darling_syn_drome 4 роки тому +3

      *b a n n e d*

    • @oliverzwatermelongum
      @oliverzwatermelongum 4 роки тому

      YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @brethompson7223
      @brethompson7223 4 роки тому

      YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYEAYEE

    • @elperez8011
      @elperez8011 4 роки тому +1

      Eee

  • @jjw2082
    @jjw2082 4 роки тому +113

    Albert: “Did you ever hate how you look when you were born?”
    Me: Of Course!

    • @The_Waypoint
      @The_Waypoint 4 роки тому +6

      Yes but i love myself even tho i look like a burnt chiken nugget

    • @jjw2082
      @jjw2082 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @Nosilla08
      @Nosilla08 4 роки тому

      @@The_Waypoint Lol

    • @emilian0e
      @emilian0e 4 роки тому +1

      @FruitcakeYum this is a kid friendly chanell so screaming curse words is unacceptable

    • @smartiepants7366
      @smartiepants7366 4 роки тому

      I am a Crab:D xd

  • @maximumtommy8554
    @maximumtommy8554 3 місяці тому +3

    "Ugly comes in all languages!" Is funny as hell.

  • @silence1093
    @silence1093 Рік тому +3

    Its been 3 years and it still makes me laugh

  • @DDLouis12
    @DDLouis12 4 роки тому +670

    Albert: "Its crazy how everybody is so beautiful"
    3 seconds later : "Ur ugly"

  • @meganackerman7736
    @meganackerman7736 4 роки тому +499

    This brings back memories of when he played boho salon and made people’s life a living hell

  • @DRPEBZ
    @DRPEBZ 6 місяців тому +3

    “i dont care what language you speak, you can still be ugly” -Flamingo 2020 January 6

  • @They.Hate.MMS.
    @They.Hate.MMS. 6 місяців тому +3

    The fact that this was 4 years ago😶

  • @Ella-sf3rq
    @Ella-sf3rq 2 роки тому +1408

    The amount of joy albert gets out of abusing noobs is hilarious

  • @TheEmeraldGamer101
    @TheEmeraldGamer101 4 роки тому +313

    “I opened a water park but all the slides were deadly”

    • @sans7723
      @sans7723 4 роки тому +3

      Whats it called

    • @adomuxzzs4013
      @adomuxzzs4013 4 роки тому +4

      Good idea

    • @spy8251
      @spy8251 4 роки тому +1

      what’s it called

    • @badubap_
      @badubap_ 4 роки тому +2

      @@sans7723 its just an idea,not an actual game lol

    • @JULEBOL
      @JULEBOL 4 роки тому

      when you go to a waterpark but the slide just yeets you into space

  • @sofiatole2322
    @sofiatole2322 Рік тому +4

    " Bright green water! BLUEEEEE!!"

  • @WestWoodgossip411
    @WestWoodgossip411 Рік тому +7

    2:04 spitting facts 💯

  • @joysans6817
    @joysans6817 4 роки тому +156

    Anyone who noticed the real King Bob was mentioned:
    "**Chuckles** I'm in danger."

  • @karitu159
    @karitu159 4 роки тому +689

    Me: goes to a hair salon “finds out Albert is going to cut your hair
    Your hair: My time has come

    • @bonbonsukii
      @bonbonsukii 4 роки тому +7

      Lol I wouldn't let Albert cut my hair I'm sure he would shave my hair off xD

    • @sleepywall7294
      @sleepywall7294 4 роки тому +6

      amarieea Tate
      You’ve bought salvation for 999,999,999 dollars
      No refunds!
      (>^ω^

    • @kokichissucculentrightbutt9909
      @kokichissucculentrightbutt9909 4 роки тому +7

      I mean- if that’s the treatment I’ll get then *ill pay my life savings just to go to this salon*

    • @brethompson7223
      @brethompson7223 4 роки тому +1

      Poooooop

    • @untethered3
      @untethered3 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

  • @vampwia
    @vampwia Рік тому +3

    I love the Reverse bear trap idea. That one had my laughing.

  • @nothingbut_lucy
    @nothingbut_lucy Місяць тому +2

    0:22 Witness beautiful skies, bright green waters- BLUE!! Blue waters and green grass

  • @earlphantomhive
    @earlphantomhive 4 роки тому +70

    “witness beautiful skies, bright green waters”
    love him or hate him, he be spittin straight facts 😔🤠

    • @camerontylan1202
      @camerontylan1202 4 роки тому

      @Kraber Bois no cleetus is 🤪🤠

    • @flip6125
      @flip6125 3 роки тому

      Dis is Fax

    • @annapierce25
      @annapierce25 3 роки тому

      Somebody vomited in the water and now it's green

  • @nuanphanchaumsuk8258
    @nuanphanchaumsuk8258 4 роки тому +155

    "You ever be born and hate how you look?
    Bill eyelash: I taught you well

    • @mrmubbz4452
      @mrmubbz4452 4 роки тому +16

      *bill eyelash*

    • @billysbigworld6166
      @billysbigworld6166 4 роки тому +5

      offensive to my user
      jk

    • @bellaaly9756
      @bellaaly9756 4 роки тому +11

      Billie Eilish? More like...
      Bill Eyelash ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @ayla8750
      @ayla8750 4 роки тому +1

      nuanphan chaumsuk hahaha when you just don’t know how to spell

    • @Samlvs740
      @Samlvs740 4 роки тому +5

      OMG YASS QUEEN BILL EYELASH

  • @Llyod_ninjaboy
    @Llyod_ninjaboy Місяць тому +2

    4 years later and this is still as funny as hell

  • @aceljose1497
    @aceljose1497 10 місяців тому +4

    probably the first video i've seen of which the server is not destroyed😆😆

  • @meaftski
    @meaftski 4 роки тому +1250

    “bright green water”
    you mean vomit

  • @cathyannsummers6817
    @cathyannsummers6817 4 роки тому +171

    Albert: -laughs- She’s the Temprist face now!
    Temprist: I felt that

  • @WizardCat25
    @WizardCat25 7 днів тому +1

    0:23 bright green waters BLUE had me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂😂

  • @sillysunshinefairy
    @sillysunshinefairy Місяць тому +5

    Little reminder the game is still up yall

  • @Lgam3rV
    @Lgam3rV 4 роки тому +242

    “Every body is beautiful”
    Albert: “are you sure about that

    • @gachamellow242
      @gachamellow242 4 роки тому +3

      @@ellious7992 no it's not 😂 for A min I thought it was

    • @gachamellow242
      @gachamellow242 4 роки тому +3

      @@ellious7992 it's ok

    • @sandwich8479
      @sandwich8479 4 роки тому +2

      EVERY BODY is a chunky rat :3

    • @Dandel1onF1eld
      @Dandel1onF1eld 4 роки тому +3

      @@sandwich8479 thank you??? I guess ;-;
      If someone just calls me a rat I get sad
      But if someone calls me a chunky rat then I'll litteraly be very happy ;-;;;;

    • @Dandel1onF1eld
      @Dandel1onF1eld 4 роки тому +2

      @amazing world of art and more no it's not

  • @f.a.i.t.h.00
    @f.a.i.t.h.00 4 роки тому +558

    Albert:
    “It’s funny how everyone here is so beautiful”
    “Why is everyone here so ugly”

  • @BreadytheBuilderAnimates
    @BreadytheBuilderAnimates Місяць тому +1

    1:27 Hernandez man
    1:40 octo man
    1:47 chubby tiger 1:52 long walker
    2:28 guard org
    2:29 mummy zombo
    3:05 fat walker
    3:50 orge gaurd 2
    4:09 Dexter Forest Andrew
    4:29 dead person
    4:40 *-*
    4:43 smart boy 1920
    4:59 ugly woman guy
    5:14 Salvador man
    5:34 bear trap kid
    6:01 goblin honk
    6:08 crazy dad
    6:22 Justin dodger
    6:43 block head
    6:51 pop tart
    6:55 shorty monster
    7:09 red neck girl
    7:24 short girl
    7:35 Justin dodger 2
    7:50 AAAAAAAAAAAAH
    8:03 missing arm
    8:25 Nicki Vonage
    8:26 hunk Loyd
    8:29 Ghost man
    8:38 dave Simon
    8:55 blue nacho
    8:56 stupid
    8:57 fake
    9:14 Florida man
    9:29 Florida woman
    9:56 poop walker
    10:02 stupid walker
    10:47 alien scp walker
    11:23 Florida human
    11:39 ryan girl

  • @n3ptvune
    @n3ptvune 7 місяців тому +1

    “You ever be born and don’t like how you look?”
    you caught me there

  • @xyxy5587
    @xyxy5587 4 роки тому +172

    0:21 *”witness beautiful skies, and bright green water- BLUE”*

    • @user-sw4ci3zw9g
      @user-sw4ci3zw9g 4 роки тому +4

      Someone already comment that...

    • @45hlyn18
      @45hlyn18 4 роки тому +8

      ケーキもちい
      Anyone can comment that, it's in the video, goodness.

    • @mommyman6375
      @mommyman6375 4 роки тому

      ケーキもちい more like cake

    • @ey.e861
      @ey.e861 4 роки тому

      Sewege.. EW

    • @monomid7193
      @monomid7193 4 роки тому +1

      ケーキもちい and

  • @kaizleydunn4917
    @kaizleydunn4917 4 роки тому +187

    albert: *makes noobs feel bad*
    me: *dresses up ugly then watches this so i dont have to go to this game*

    • @malayshaortiz8626
      @malayshaortiz8626 4 роки тому +2

      Kaizley Dunn I felt that

    • @tenzinc1514
      @tenzinc1514 4 роки тому

      *i also felt it*

    • @sarah4nn3
      @sarah4nn3 4 роки тому +2

      Actually, Noobs are new players. Noob is short for Newbie, you shouldn't be calling people noobs just because they don't have robux.

    • @thedutchdoge1430
      @thedutchdoge1430 4 роки тому +1

      Sarah anne Spikes are you offended? Cuz this is the internet for u.

    • @Cat-kf4ty
      @Cat-kf4ty 4 роки тому

      TAKE THAT ALBERT

  • @KetsuryuInsanity
    @KetsuryuInsanity 9 місяців тому +1

    Why is this so funny, it’s been forever and this still makes me laugh

  • @Dogs_0211
    @Dogs_0211 4 місяці тому +1

    6:56 will always be my fav part of this video

  • @skellysam1422
    @skellysam1422 4 роки тому +437

    Realkingbob: "creates a game for albert"
    Albert: *create a video and then delete the game*

    • @harlyn9521
      @harlyn9521 4 роки тому +8

      Ya that's sad

    • @Goosium3
      @Goosium3 4 роки тому +5

      Does Realkingbob get paid

    • @00Morning.Melody00
      @00Morning.Melody00 4 роки тому +13

      Electro Plays more than likely, since Flamingo always credits him in all of the videos he helps with

    • @laylaa3422
      @laylaa3422 4 роки тому +7

      he said he's keeping this game

    • @mozartmozi7776
      @mozartmozi7776 4 роки тому

      Hmm’st hello happy happy nice profile
      It is
      F a m l i a r

  • @mrsdemmy5848
    @mrsdemmy5848 3 роки тому +551

    "Witness beautiful skies!"
    "Bright green water-"
    *B* *L* *U* *E*
    "Blue water and green grass"

    • @AhiYT490
      @AhiYT490 3 роки тому +14

      Police: HEY WHERE DO U THINK YOUR GOING
      boy: blue
      Police: YOUR GOING DOWN TOWN

    • @skippedrblx4452
      @skippedrblx4452 3 роки тому +3

      @@AhiYT490 reference from another vid guys

    • @Riri-me8uy
      @Riri-me8uy 3 роки тому +2

      You got me. I can't stop laughing .

    • @OldBoi747
      @OldBoi747 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @mistxcloudz5069
      @mistxcloudz5069 3 роки тому +6

      𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒉𝒆𝒂

  • @jane2.jane2
    @jane2.jane2 Рік тому +6

    I always love going to watch Albert’s old videos, so much memories ❤️❤️

  • @dinolove195
    @dinolove195 Рік тому +1

    "Bright green waters- BLUE"
    -Albert 2020
    Beautiful.

  • @aidandoesgacha2057
    @aidandoesgacha2057 4 роки тому +247

    “Ugliness comes in all languages”

  • @allyson6192
    @allyson6192 4 роки тому +44

    "you guys ever go to a salon and end up hating how your hair looks?"
    *yes*
    "you guys ever hate how your makeup looks"
    *yES*
    "you guys ever just be BORN and HATE how you look?!"
    *YES!!!*

    • @theletterm2580
      @theletterm2580 4 роки тому +1

      R/im14andthatsdeep

    • @dryscalpbish6238
      @dryscalpbish6238 4 роки тому

      Cool

    • @jortcicle
      @jortcicle 4 роки тому

      I have never related so much to a yt comment

    • @NicoleTaylor1
      @NicoleTaylor1 4 роки тому +1

      Can someone put that on r/im14andthisisdeep

    • @ilikegirls9946
      @ilikegirls9946 4 роки тому

      I liked how I looked when i was first born I was the cutest baby ever but now I'm older and I found this shit and the worst one was "you guys ever just be BORN and HATE how you look?!"*YES!!!* that just shit! >:(

  • @chiffonmeow.
    @chiffonmeow. 7 днів тому +2

    4 years later still funny as always

  • @shortiensweet
    @shortiensweet Рік тому +3

    I THOUGHT THIS VIDEO WAS A FEVER DREAM WHAT

  • @sillybilly.610
    @sillybilly.610 4 роки тому +214

    "I dont care what language you speak you can still be ugly"
    This man out here solving global racism

  • @Jully-ci5nt
    @Jully-ci5nt Рік тому +2

    Not the beginning of Albert saying, were you ever born and then he to tell you look me too

  • @OceansChann3l
    @OceansChann3l Місяць тому +1

    “Witness beautiful skies..
    bright green waters..
    𝗕𝗟𝗨𝗘𝗘𝗘
    Blue waters and green grass!”

  • @sunflowergirls5802
    @sunflowergirls5802 4 роки тому +366

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Everyone at Alberts Salon: HeLp SomEbOdYs HaCkInG mE!

  • @semprequevoceleroscomentar4720
    @semprequevoceleroscomentar4720 4 роки тому +381

    "stop i didn't do anything"
    2 minutes Ago: everyone here is ugly except me

  • @heow_kity3Ilavmeu3-xu9dl
    @heow_kity3Ilavmeu3-xu9dl Місяць тому +2

    4yrs after this was uploaded and it’s still funny af😂

  • @PixelStarzzz
    @PixelStarzzz Рік тому +2

    I remember I went to this game accidentally because I wanted to go to a Roblox Salon, and I thought the beartrap was a beard 💀

  • @AShortDork
    @AShortDork 4 роки тому +560

    Idea: Make a “Totally Cute” looking playground on the front page and then make the game a torture playground like when you slide down you burn to death.
    Edit: OMG WTH THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH

    • @katrinaisoffline
      @katrinaisoffline 4 роки тому +5

      Anime simulator! (KAWAII WAIFUS, GREAT COSPLAYS!)

    • @chewedupgum7024
      @chewedupgum7024 4 роки тому +4

      @@katrinaisoffline hell no

    • @emmajulianna7889
      @emmajulianna7889 4 роки тому

      @@katrinaisoffline yes QUEEEN

    • @kie.sjaz.
      @kie.sjaz. 4 роки тому +6

      Katrina Ubalde
      Weebs that watch Flamingo:
      "ANIME SIMULATOR MADE BY ALBERT SENPAI?? KAWAII!"

    • @kinniecosplay4692
      @kinniecosplay4692 4 роки тому +1

      eeyas

  • @Grimoirei
    @Grimoirei 4 роки тому +262

    “You ever be born and you hate how you look? Your face?”
    *Yes.*

    • @immxtureamxra2926
      @immxtureamxra2926 4 роки тому +6

      Some turtles are Just too explosive what words of wisdom 😌😌

    • @Megusta_plants
      @Megusta_plants 4 роки тому +1

      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @derrickrandolph4005
      @derrickrandolph4005 4 роки тому +2

      yes.

    • @eliv2587
      @eliv2587 4 роки тому +6

      I related to this a little too much

    • @rad379
      @rad379 4 роки тому

      Wow

  • @user-oc6rw7kx6w
    @user-oc6rw7kx6w 8 місяців тому +4

    3 years later and this still never gets old 🤣

  • @SmellYDontwoRk
    @SmellYDontwoRk 9 місяців тому +2

    This makes them learn that they are beautiful the way they are

  • @elinagonzalezmmjm4391
    @elinagonzalezmmjm4391 4 роки тому +53

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Albert: “bRiGhT GrEeN wAtErS!....BLUE.”

  • @fiorireedits
    @fiorireedits 4 роки тому +204

    “A ChUnkY liTtLE QUEen”
    -Albert 2020

    • @helo3720
      @helo3720 4 роки тому +7

      Funny comment: : )
      ThAnKs FoR LiKeS= >: (

    • @fiorireedits
      @fiorireedits 4 роки тому +2

      Thank you I just noticed lol

    • @anngiecananea1830
      @anngiecananea1830 4 роки тому

      @@helo3720 Здравей. Ново лице

    • @anngiecananea1830
      @anngiecananea1830 4 роки тому

      @@fiorireedits Грозната Гасиксо

  • @lunamathias-simpson2910
    @lunamathias-simpson2910 9 місяців тому +1

    “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger! See I’m not actually doing a bad thing im actually helping them! 👍🏻” Albert is so kind for that 💗

  • @Squeaky-OnVr
    @Squeaky-OnVr 6 місяців тому +1

    I’ve rewatched this at LEAST 5 times

  • @pumpkinthekitty7786
    @pumpkinthekitty7786 4 роки тому +116

    Imagine someone in first person who can’t see the actual look XD They think they look good

  • @phoelaraygames
    @phoelaraygames 4 роки тому +36

    “You ever be born and hate how you look
    ?”
    Me: same brother

  • @stephaine3478
    @stephaine3478 Місяць тому +2

    years later and this video still slaps

  • @EliCorgi
    @EliCorgi Рік тому +1

    This is so inspirational its like if you try to be pretty all the time you will see yourself as ugly but your natural beauty is the best beauty btw idk anything

  • @leaderoftheotsuufanclub9977
    @leaderoftheotsuufanclub9977 4 роки тому +124

    Albert: This person literally has the brain of a dog
    Dog lovers: *execute order 66*

  • @addis0nmhm291
    @addis0nmhm291 4 роки тому +405

    “It’s crazy how everyone here looks so beautiful”
    Also Albert: everyone here is so ugly except me

  • @uhh..imnotsure
    @uhh..imnotsure Рік тому +2

    “bright green waters a-
    *BLUE*
    blue waters”.

  • @bi0hazardz.
    @bi0hazardz. Рік тому +2

    In 2020 I absolutely LOVED this video 💀

  • @katirimoon2223
    @katirimoon2223 4 роки тому +262

    "You ever be born and hate how you look?"
    Me: "Mood, but also me on the daily"

    • @Lover_..
      @Lover_.. 4 роки тому

      Mood

    • @thetacolady6205
      @thetacolady6205 4 роки тому

      But also me on the daily

    • @spikeball25
      @spikeball25 4 роки тому

      『 ɴᴜʀᴊᴀʜᴀɴ ʙᴇɢᴜᴍ 』 But also me on the daily

    • @itzkatyt8635
      @itzkatyt8635 4 роки тому

      Kitty G. Aarrrggg

  • @taunt3227
    @taunt3227 4 роки тому +202

    When you said “ever be born and HATE how you look?” I was like “Yes, yesh I do”

  • @Stxr_G1rL.
    @Stxr_G1rL. Рік тому +9

    “It doesn’t matter what language you speak you can still be ugly”
    -Albert 2020
    very wise words

    • @Averageman902
      @Averageman902 Рік тому

      Average spam comment:

    • @Stxr_G1rL.
      @Stxr_G1rL. Рік тому +1

      @@Averageman902 bro what 💀

    • @Averageman902
      @Averageman902 Рік тому

      @@Stxr_G1rL. I hear this comment everywhere, your comment is a spam comment.

  • @Tokiohotellover824
    @Tokiohotellover824 Рік тому +2

    I love watching Albert’s old videos

  • @cosmickitty3457
    @cosmickitty3457 3 роки тому +87

    4:09 I nearly choked on my dinner when the Temperist head showed up

  • @happypanda3689
    @happypanda3689 4 роки тому +61

    "Do you ever be born and then hate how you look?"
    *Yes all the time*

  • @Elliebells30
    @Elliebells30 Рік тому +2

    Albert, your not ugly, your handsome and kind and funny! That’s what makes you awesome!

  • @JustEden1L
    @JustEden1L 9 місяців тому +2

    Alan the 5 year old-bully!
    Albert the 22 year old- you bullied me first!

  • @bopsg9175
    @bopsg9175 3 роки тому +255

    2:05
    "I don't care what language you speak you can still be ugly"