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This really made me LOL while I was at work. Great job! Very funny! Hope you make more machinimas soon. We'll probably favorite those as well like we've done with this one.;) -MaxoidZipper
There is an amendment to the rules... 1. If one of the urinals is fitted in a lower position and intended for short statured persons; the only people to use them should be short statured persons. 2. While still maintaining the space cushion rule, if the urinals have partitions one can still use an adjacent urinal if no other is available.
+w0cpm the 'waste no time' rule supersedes the adjacency rule under times of high traffic - if there is a line forming take whatever you can get stare straight ahead and get out quickly and quietly. there is a point where you cant look a gift urinal in the pipes.
Once you start using adjacent urinals to save time, you completely mess up the order for the rest of the day. It's like one guy parking over the line leading to everyone else having to do so.
These rules are like pre-inscribed, these in our natural instinct, they come attached with common sense and need not to be told as they are, well, instinct of men
This film is unnecessary, all men are born with an inherent knowledge of mens restroom etiquette. It's like how Monarch Butterflies always find Mexico.
@@kittyboygamer6912 I have been to one of those restrooms where there were at least 20 urinals yet for some reason 2 dudes walked in and went right next to me and I was just thinking wtf is wrong with you do you not see all those other open ones and I was at the opposite side from the door specifically to avoid other people yet they still went right next to me
One of the rarest times that it's accepted to be in the next urinal next to someone,is, whenever you are at a major event such as a stadium, in an arena where you have tons of people entering the restrooms all at once such as halftime etc. One cannot wait for the in-between urinals to be empty or else it'll take forever. Therefore, it's accepted.
The focus on efficiency is paramount. All rules can be ignored in times of crisis to facilitate efficiency. Of course, should one use a urinal next to another person, new rules apply. One is to make eye contact with the wall and look no where else under any circumstances.
Human resources really needs to show this at my work. There are 2 guys who always talk in the bathroom, ignorant to the fact they're putting all our lives in danger
I've probably watched this 70 times since I discovered it long ago on so obscure video download site on my PSP 7-8 years ago. This probably will forever be, my favorite machinima...
Thanks for the comment, I'm so glad you liked it. We've got an HD version we just released, if you're interested: ua-cam.com/video/6ZVNYUZeZ4I/v-deo.html
Man, my channel is not clickbait and my vids not clickbait! Not full of crap (bad crap, only good crap)! Not fake personalities, just personalities. Well, just come to me and watch!
This is genuinely the best UA-cam video of all time. I remember watching this a few months after it was released and I come back from time to time and it always makes me laugh. 5:31 is one of the funniest things I've heard. It's actually this video that first taught about Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs.
Using the cell phone while in the restroom is rude to the people in the restroom and rude to the other person on the phone that could possibly hear farts, grunting, flushing, or washing of hands
😂 i was looking for another video and accidentally stumbled upon this. It was funny although I watched it on 1.5 speed to get out of the wrong restroom quick!!
Dudes taking way too long in restrooms now. Worse than women these days. Now they wait in line in some cases and are talking to each other in line to use the restroom.
@@johnmarks714 so basically no one talks if they're adults, teens talk too much, there's only stalls and sinks, and i think that's about it. The only real difference I've noticed is that when I use the mens bathroom the dudes don't always lock the stalls so sometimes its awkward.
Still one of my favorite UA-cam videos and my first favorite in general! Helped convince me to go forward with my first channel (mrmedia1994) back in January of 2008 to work on my own Sims 2 videos. Can't believe it's still up but very happy nonetheless!
@@zsOverman Nothing related to Sims 2, due to issues with getting it running on Windows 10 (so far). But yes, still making video and livestreaming, though its different from what I used to upload. Also have a reaction and discussion channel, but that one got hit with a 1-year copyright strike and a few video takedowns, so its been dormant.
@@ceroscentauri7045 Yeah, there's at least one YT'er and streamer (@CallMeKevin) who still does Sims 2 Let's Plays - I have no idea how he got it running, I've never had any luck either. Sorry to hear about the strike. Reaction vids should be treated more kindly under Fair Use, but sometimes they stomp down the boot. It stinks.
@@zsOverman I know it can run under certain circumstances, but that would require "sailing the seven seas" and I would need to be careful about where the file originated from. Also yeah, the strikes suck, but I thankfully still have the channel with the restrictions lifted. Might get around to uploading more on it if I ever feel inclined and have the time.
This film is now available in 16:9 / 1080p! Check it out here: ua-cam.com/video/6ZVNYUZeZ4I/v-deo.html 😃😃😃
My man!
Thanks! I just thought of this video today after having not thought about it for over a decade!
I was explaining this to my bf the other day. I was like, "have you seen that one? "Jesus himself"?" And the fact that it's been 17 years... Damn.
Hell yeah brothür!
Mr. Overman, did you make this?
@TheJanitorIsIn Yes I did. The original back in 2006, and the upscaled version was released this year (2023). Thank you! 😀
14 years later, still up-to-date and still hilarious.
15 years now actually
@@huangyuantu 16 years
@@cptnoname17
18!
Old school UA-cam right here.
spaceye Your right man, its rare to come across videos of old.
I remember when I watched it when it was new
spaceye so is eye. Erm so am I.
I sometimes think about this video when using public lavatories. I chuckle and its awkward.
No eye contact.
Possibly BEOFRE UA-cam...
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This video is a timeless classic.
- "I just met Jesus on the toilet!"
- "Whoa, what did you say to him?"
- "Nothing, of course."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🙏
I like how this started out like like a legitimate etiquette lesson and devolved into a doomsday scenario.
Thats what we risk though, once our rule get broken then society as a whole breaks down to the basics
8 years passed, and this video remains actual.
A true classic, indeed.
Make that 11
12 now
13 years has come
No no, still 12..
13 now
This is extremely well done. Very cool and impressive.
Hi jack
hi
Yooooo
so true john
JACK FILM?????
This really made me LOL while I was at work. Great job! Very funny! Hope you make more machinimas soon. We'll probably favorite those as well like we've done with this one.;) -MaxoidZipper
wait what how did you reply to a video as the sims wtf
will you add bathroom etiquette in the Sims 5
@@squidwardo7074 that was 12 years ago, it's different now
Are you still alive?
Holy heck it's the sims
There is an amendment to the rules...
1. If one of the urinals is fitted in a lower position and intended for short statured persons; the only people to use them should be short statured persons.
2. While still maintaining the space cushion rule, if the urinals have partitions one can still use an adjacent urinal if no other is available.
+w0cpm the 'waste no time' rule supersedes the adjacency rule under times of high traffic - if there is a line forming take whatever you can get stare straight ahead and get out quickly and quietly. there is a point where you cant look a gift urinal in the pipes.
Well not "Whatever" you don't want to slow down those needing to wash their hands and exit.
I stand by my statement.
Once you start using adjacent urinals to save time, you completely mess up the order for the rest of the day. It's like one guy parking over the line leading to everyone else having to do so.
If there were a UA-cam museum, this would be one of the main exhibits.
"When you come across an un-flushed commode, leave it alone and use another" hahaha
You never know, he might have left it there to finish off later
not gonna say anything ever again in the bathroom, don't want to cause a war
Suuuuure
yeah i am, who are you anyway
Don't make a scene here...whoever you are
yeah riiiiight
No need too. Not to a stranger at least, unless they work in the restroom.
Most useful UA-cam video I have ever watched.
Aaron Vincent means you are pretty fucking useless
You shouldn't need to be told any of these rules.
These rules are like pre-inscribed, these in our natural instinct, they come attached with common sense and need not to be told as they are, well, instinct of men
I wonder if Pete still thinks he's useless.
This film is unnecessary, all men are born with an inherent knowledge of mens restroom etiquette. It's like how Monarch Butterflies always find Mexico.
False, there’s some kids in high school who will use the urinal next to you.
@@kittyboygamer6912 I have been to one of those restrooms where there were at least 20 urinals yet for some reason 2 dudes walked in and went right next to me and I was just thinking wtf is wrong with you do you not see all those other open ones and I was at the opposite side from the door specifically to avoid other people yet they still went right next to me
not trans men :P
false i have witnessed several devils skip the hand washing step
The film is necessary. But males do know better. Even if they play dumb. This film lets them know normal dudes in society are onto them at least.
Please respect these rules, even in locker rooms. This is important.
Only locker room bathrooms though. Locker rooms are private forums.
One of the greatest lines of all time: "Ralph and Chuck begin to ralph and chuck."
One of the rarest times that it's accepted to be in the next urinal next to someone,is, whenever you are at a major event such as a stadium, in an arena where you have tons of people entering the restrooms all at once such as halftime etc. One cannot wait for the in-between urinals to be empty or else it'll take forever. Therefore, it's accepted.
I was just thinking this
The focus on efficiency is paramount. All rules can be ignored in times of crisis to facilitate efficiency.
Of course, should one use a urinal next to another person, new rules apply. One is to make eye contact with the wall and look no where else under any circumstances.
Excellent point.
I was thinking this too. Concerts too
Most unerving toilets are the ones in the Courts of Criminal Justice in Dublin
Gentlemen. This was 15 years ago. It still stands true
This needs to be updated to include no cell phone calls. Society is eroding because the cardinal rule is no longer being respected.
Same on trains, subways, buses.
Human resources really needs to show this at my work. There are 2 guys who always talk in the bathroom, ignorant to the fact they're putting all our lives in danger
I've probably watched this 70 times since I discovered it long ago on so obscure video download site on my PSP 7-8 years ago. This probably will forever be, my favorite machinima...
This is one of the first UA-cam videos I remember watching as a kid and it has stuck with me ever since. Classic mid 2000s internet comedy!
I love hearing this, thanks! We've just released a 1080p version of it, if you were interested: ua-cam.com/video/6ZVNYUZeZ4I/v-deo.html
Every now and again, I return to this classic.
This video is still a timeless classic.
Sammy's second "oh my god" had more emotion than most actors in modern movies
This video needs to be played in a continuous loop on a large monitor in EVERY public restroom.
“Two guys meet and start a conversation. repeat. This eventually leads to the destruction of organized society as we know it”
A tale as old as time.
16 years ago this delightful short taught me what the Hierarchy of Needs was. As well as the dangers of Open Source Operating Systems.
Thanks for the comment, I'm so glad you liked it. We've got an HD version we just released, if you're interested: ua-cam.com/video/6ZVNYUZeZ4I/v-deo.html
Sometimes I sing TLC's 'Waterfalls' to get a flow going. I've had a crowd of stranger join me in a full chorus.
I was exactly 3 months old when this video was published. Mankind has not failed to keep the rule alive I must say.
There is one exception of sound in a men's room. That is, of course, singing the Halo theme song with 79 other men
I remember the day it was uploaded. Good times.
For efficiency, it is sometimes advisable to pick the urinal closest to the door
Or, closest to the sink, so you can wash and leave.
I first saw this video YEARS ago and its still one of the funniest things ever.
I'm back to double check the rules because I'm about to head in and I don't want to mess up.
Pretty sure I laughed as hard today as I did the first time I saw this over a decade ago. 😂
I literally still reference this video. It is the standard in Male Restroom Etiquette videos.
Wtf am I doing with my life
It's like 5am and I'm watching a video on bathroom rules
You are learning to become a proper gentleman i hope.
One of the problems with society is that there are only
6,795,725 views of this video over 17 years
I feel exactly the same way, but I'm a bit biased. Thank you.
Me and my friends watch this video every New Year’s Eve
Trying to remember why my youth pastor showed us this video one Sunday night.
Good lord this video is sixteen years old and it's still one of the funniest things from my college years.
Thank you so much!!
Timeless!
I remember watching this for the first time in 2007 and I laughed my ass off..haha
This teaches women the men's unspoken etiquette, though they'll never need it.
Are women as weird as men on this stuff? People have been asking me for years to do a female version of this, but I wouldn't know where to start.
I realise this is from 16 years ago, but if you still have the raw, could you upload a higher quality? this shit is dope and I love it
Working on it! Thanks!
that ending jumped the shark soooo hard. Still...that's why this video is such a classic lol
what madman goes barefoot into a public restroom :D
Dude your famous! I have been watching this video for over 10 years now! I learned bathroom etiquette from you! :)
I hate when civilisation breakdown happens
This was the first "viral video" I ever watched on UA-cam. It may have been the first UA-cam video I watched, but I can't remember for sure.
*Situation #1* All urinals are empty. *My action:* Use a stall no matter what. It’s better for privacy reasons.
The mens restroom is funny when a guy is making noises in a stall
When no non-adjacent urinals are available, it is only acceptable to use urinals that are separated by a partition.
I am not signing something that has been between two piss tubs.
it was in my recommended just now... in 2006 I didn't even know about UA-cam
Back when every video was original and revelant. Now everything is clickbait and full of fake personalities.
Man, my channel is not clickbait and my vids not clickbait! Not full of crap (bad crap, only good crap)! Not fake personalities, just personalities. Well, just come to me and watch!
best etiquette is to use an adjacent stall and compliment the other guy. "you got pretty finger nails."
I remember giving this five stars lol!
My school got... 4 Urinals.Like, WHY THEY DIDN'T JUST MAKE 3 OR 5???
The tangent at the end was completely unexpected.
Beautiful.
Thank you! Cheers!
I just wanted to say THANK YOU ALL for your tremendous support on this video. 4.6 mil, I can hardly believe it.
still a funny vid 15+ years later haha
omg, I watched it like 10 years ago. Just re-watched it again, and it's still the truth XD
LOVE IT!
I'm NOT naming names here, but there are some people that I know that REALLY need to take this refressher course!!!
I've watched this many times on the years and it's still one of the best humor pieces online. Thanks all!
Old but gold.
This is genuinely the best UA-cam video of all time. I remember watching this a few months after it was released and I come back from time to time and it always makes me laugh. 5:31 is one of the funniest things I've heard. It's actually this video that first taught about Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs.
Wow, thank you so much!!
Still one of the best videos of all time. 😄
this was filmed with the sims 2 and simcity 4.
Using the cell phone while in the restroom is rude to the people in the restroom and rude to the other person on the phone that could possibly hear farts, grunting, flushing, or washing of hands
Dude. You can't talk to Jesus in the bathroom. XD
More than a decade later, this video is still relevant. #2018
Damn, I can't believe this was uploaded in 2006. I was playing Roblox and IMVU at that time on my PC. I'm 20 years old now. This is so nostalgic.
bro why am i here
All of this also applies to men's locker rooms. OBEY!
😂 i was looking for another video and accidentally stumbled upon this.
It was funny although I watched it on 1.5 speed to get out of the wrong restroom quick!!
I often wish I could visit public restrooms at 1.5 speed.
Who else has to watch this for sociology class?
Honey Badger Has HAHAHAH HERE, I thought I wasn’t the only one
Used it in my presentation
...okay but at 9:10... are those two in the same stall
is what I think is going on going on
Yes, I'm afraid to say that those two men were butt-playing each other.
I'm weirded out but not about that - I was literally thinking about digging up this video again yesterday o-o
If you don't ✋ I'm going to hurt myself laughing
Moral of the story: No "Girls" (a la Bathroom Buddies) allowed in the Men's Room
We dont want to go in the women's room anyway. There's.... *cringe* .... conversation.
This video is older than me
There's a chance that you didn't exist yet when I first watched this long long ago on our family laptop running Windows XP. Like...whoa.
@@ej_tech if you watched it before November 20 2007 then maybe
@@liamthecrusader5056 ah, no. 2010 I think.
ngl this video taught 7 yr old me a lot about social interaction
:'D this was hilarious. I knew all of the educational parts, and I'm not even a guy... Women's etiquette is quite different.
2019 anybody?
Old school UA-cam was the best
Dudes taking way too long in restrooms now. Worse than women these days. Now they wait in line in some cases and are talking to each other in line to use the restroom.
I’m laughing because I’m a girl and we always talk in the bathrooms
I have been told theres been issues with asian women squatting over toilets while peeing
first thing I ever saw on this hellsite and it's still here
I just looked this up as a trans guy lmao
Care to share how the mens room compares to the womens?
@@johnmarks714 so basically no one talks if they're adults, teens talk too much, there's only stalls and sinks, and i think that's about it. The only real difference I've noticed is that when I use the mens bathroom the dudes don't always lock the stalls so sometimes its awkward.
@@marcusmitchell8950 Interesting. Similar experience with lockerrooms too?
@@johnmarks714 i was never allowed in the boys locker rooms in school. I usually just changed in the bathrooms too.
Nice 👍🏾
2018 anyone
An all time classic
all men are born with this knowledge
Why does this look like a modern gulag restroom lmao
I watched this almost 5 years ago, and it still entertains me now. Well done and Thanks :P
Omg.......the odd side AGAIN!! 😧🤣🤣😂😂🤣
Rule #1 no Peter gazing.
Old school UA-cam and subtle storytelling
Still one of my favorite UA-cam videos and my first favorite in general! Helped convince me to go forward with my first channel (mrmedia1994) back in January of 2008 to work on my own Sims 2 videos. Can't believe it's still up but very happy nonetheless!
Wow, that is awesome, I'm honored to have helped inspire anyone. You still creating content?
@@zsOverman Nothing related to Sims 2, due to issues with getting it running on Windows 10 (so far). But yes, still making video and livestreaming, though its different from what I used to upload.
Also have a reaction and discussion channel, but that one got hit with a 1-year copyright strike and a few video takedowns, so its been dormant.
@@ceroscentauri7045 Yeah, there's at least one YT'er and streamer (@CallMeKevin) who still does Sims 2 Let's Plays - I have no idea how he got it running, I've never had any luck either. Sorry to hear about the strike. Reaction vids should be treated more kindly under Fair Use, but sometimes they stomp down the boot. It stinks.
@@zsOverman I know it can run under certain circumstances, but that would require "sailing the seven seas" and I would need to be careful about where the file originated from. Also yeah, the strikes suck, but I thankfully still have the channel with the restrictions lifted. Might get around to uploading more on it if I ever feel inclined and have the time.