People who refuse to take the Vaccine
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- Опубліковано 23 тра 2021
- The ones who don't want to take the vaccine always have the wildest reasons for not taking it 😂
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Plot twist: Inside the vaccine is Zeke's spinal fluid. I wouldn't doubt it.
Sounds like a win to me.
‘I suppose...’
AOT fans Down bad after that ending.
@@wikid2396 I think it’s awful no cap they are trying to make a sequel. Literally everything Eren fought for was literally for nothing. 😐
@DigitalAlpha It’s true tf
AYO I deadass thought you were gonna go into a Verizon Sponsorship HAHAHAHA respect bro
Hey Steven when is the next failure video coming out ?
Why is this failure here?
lmao same!
;)
Aah yes my favourite *FAILURE* (didn't mean to offend)
“Fuck Bitches Illuminati. I knew it.” THAT MADE ME LAUGH FOR 8 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
Same bro.
Hmmm why 8 minutes in particular?
He destroyed 2 lives that day.
The FBI guy was never the same after.
I gotta show this to the FBI agent hiding in my closet. He's gonna love it.
Wait, WHAT
What are you talking about, they watched it with you
@@thingsthatinterestedme7962 True dat. :)
@@elessarbre :)
Man I hope he comes out of the closet soon! I'm sure the community is happy to welcome him.
His goal is beyond our understanding
*aggressive helicopter noises*
*aggressive helicopter twerking*
Some might say I’m the reverse
Beyond your understanding
His goals appear to be incomprehensible, our brain cannot handle the possibilities!
Well, this aged about as well as Mien Kampf.
Why? Nothing has changed. Non vaxed conspiracy non binary people are still crazy.
"You'll be coronavirus free forever" Yeah, apparently not how it works.
That's why they've been saying new normal since the beginning of this scam.
Normies have not thought about this once but feel safe repeating what CNN tells them.
Lol. Your comment aged like cheese.
@@scotts1589but but.. you are a normie
Homeboy really smoked a cigarette for the skit. That’s dedication
Does he smoke or.....(just asking)
@@ten_shu I mean regardless he’s putting something proven to be incredibly harmful into his body for the sake of comedy, which is the point he’s trying to make.
@@As_Her he could just be keeping it in his mouth. As long as the smoke doesn't get to your lungs you're fine
@@tubax926 That’s true, still nasty as hell though
@@As_Her bro he had a drag. He’s not gonna get cancer lmao.
You know it's bad when your FBI agent actually shows himself
"You'll be covid free forever..."
Until the next booster, my friend. Only until the next scheduled booster.
True
and even then you still get covid.
Everyone I know with it is fully vaccinated. Hmmm.
@Phoebe's Convenience what a "Fulllly Vaxxed" reply
Guys have u ever heard of efficacy? Also the reason you still get covid is the vaccine cannot always protect you. BUT it can protect you from hospitalization. Which will help our doctors ALOT by reducing their covid 19 patients.
I had to sub after seeing this skit! I've been watching your skits with Cosmos for a minute but this one was gold!!
As an al Qaeda Zombie lizard person, I find it highly offensive when you say we drink baby blood. It's not just babies, we have standards.
Jesus christ.
Yeah bro, let them know the facts.....
We also have turtle parades for the kids 💀
Yeah
He pretends like we don't have forms for that.
Hey, i'm new
I make mini movies and skits, they're not much but i'm doing what i can with what i have😁
@@6askiVideos03 no
“Your body is a temple, you need to watch what you put inside of it.”
**Proceeds to ingest the worst of every known substance known to man**
Hotdog milk
yes that was the joke i'm glad you could spell it out
Problem is his deity enjoys the aroma of tobacco.
Don’t worry, their healing crystals would heal everything
the joke was that he consumed the exact things he was describing...
LMAO, this aged like Madona hahahahha
You clearly missed the point 😆
Fax lmao
This channel's acting is just so awesome ngl.
Yeah it's hilarious 🤣
Cilvanis in wigs especially THAT ONE stay having me weak
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😂😂😂 to be fair the fbi hiding in his closet kinda validates his paranoia 🤣🤣🤣
Whats dumber is he thought FBI stood for "Fuck Bitches Illuminate".
It was pretty accurate upto a point
@@kingjeremythewicked5953 I couldn't stop laughing at that 🤣🤣
@@bathin813 still pretty accurate after that
That was his closet?
that aged well
You know what doesn't age well? Anti-vaxxers
"you'll be Coronavirus-free forever"
Right, about that...
THE EREN SCREAM WHEN HE SLURPED THE HOT DOG😂😂😂
Season 2 Eren 🤣🤣🤣
@@matthewsilva3454 season 2 spoilers!!
When Hannes got eaten right?
@@SweetStberries yeah
What's the song at the beginning
I knew that scream sounded familiar. Lol XD
he really smoked a whole cigarette... that's dedication
Or maybe he's a smoker.
Right 😭
@@strawhatkev you don’t have to inhale you know it didn’t show him do it.
@@strawhatkev he probably just let the smoke build up in his mouth then blew it out. it didnt seem like he actually smoked lol
As a former cigar smoker, it doesn't matter if you don't inhale. It still enters the blood stream.
2:57 got me 😂😂😭😭
This is some high level comedy: it satires vaccine deniers but at the same time, supports the notion that the government is not above doing shady crap to achieve an end result.
They are.
Aka F boy humor! Aka The comical minds of unbelievers and athiests who never practice the word of God. The consequences are dire.
Screw the vaxx, I'll keep my insides clean plus I dont want to become a zombie 7 months later😂😂😂
Why does it need to be a discussion... Everyone one needs to stay in their own lane and look straight ahead...
@@dequanallenofficial ur not serious ru
It still isn't available in the wilderness for us bigfoots yet
Why are you here
@@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888 Why not lol
@@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access how do you have access to the internet in the woods?
It will, soon. As soon as we find you.
Bog toot dont need vac because people dont wanna stay in da wild because of citys and automatioj
I love how the FBI walks out a closet and pretends its normal
Then goes back in the closet 😂
FBI: and by the way i will be taking this ''proceeds to confiscate millions of dollars of loli hentai stash''
It is normal
Heart holding up? Lol
I didn't take it, and never stopped doing all the s**t I had to do 🤷♂ including meeting all my friends, who also didnt GAF.
Can't be scared of nature unless you're allergic to it. Viruses happen, always have always will, act accordingly. Keep on keeping on.
Clicked on this video faster than when my parents dropped me on my head
Rip
Damn you must've clicked really fast then
ikr
@Comment Police bro he literally just asked to try his video out. If he said stuff like can I pls get (x y z) subscribers from this comment then that would have deserved a report.
@@26mic go advertise somewhere else nobody cares
The way he opens the sausage pack while arguing that we don't know what's inside the vaccine, the way he waves his phone while saying that the government can't track him and everything else was simply GENIUS and HILARIOUS.
Still not getting Vaccinated though but it was funny.
It went over most people heads though 🤦🏽♀️ I have an iPhone and it's been asking me to update my software and agree to terms and conditions and if I don't I can't use my phone because using my phone is my consent and agreement to the T&C
So is it still funny if I’m only eating vegan dogs and what not but I’m pretty sure we do know what’s in a lot of these foods but a lot of people just don’t care is what it is
Those were hot dogs. We literally don't know whats in hot dogs.
@@PhoenixYah exactly. Makes 2 of us.
a huge missed opportunity when he has the gun to his head to say: "i guess im not waiting two weeks to get my second shot"
See the government ain’t gone be able to find me mean while he’s holding his 📱 😂😂😂😂😂
Captain obvious lol
@@gettuffstudios 😅
"I can see brains!"
Dang that some good eyesight to see something that small
😂
🤣
so funny
this comment has aged horribly
“They can’t track me” while he waves his phone
😂😂😂 That killed me!😂😂😂💀💀
Good observation there, genius.
An iPhone at that
Thats the joke...?
That's why I have Linux.
When he said "Bush did 9/11" I was like, "yup, that's me!" 😂
Fun Fact Of Documentation: Marvin Bush (George W Bush's brother) was head security of the twin towers prior to its' demise.
@@upclosenpersonal100 isn't that interesting? 🧐 #bushdidit
@@upclosenpersonal100 Don't forget that NIST stated that they couldn't replicate the falls of the towers without removing support structures first. Also, 20 pages were removed from their report for "national security".
@@ericdugal8818 and paper passports survive yet black boxes meant to survive destroyed.
Plus building 7 falling(3rd tower nobody knows about) and BBC announced it fallen while its standing behind them..
@@ericdugal8818 plus you got Donald rumsfeld announcing 3 trillion missing the day before, and very room hit at pent contained the records.
Lady crawled out the crack with her baby and said it wasn't a plane, and there was no plane parts on the ground...
And the hole in the building was smaller then the plane.
And the guy who said his wife called later retracted that statement because its impossible to call on a plane.
They also said the plane was going 100 Knotts over its max operating limit
Bro your acting is great stuff 🤣
"Your body is like a temple" *proceeds to drink vodka*
Yes that is the joke
Comrade
Not just any vodka. Really cheap, LOUSY vodka.
Hey, i'm new
I make mini movies and skits, they're not much but i'm doing what i can with what i have😁
@@6askiVideos03 stfu
0:46 That joke was too solid. Was not expecting the vodka
It’s to protect against the new strain.
@@26mic Aight if I don’t laugh I’m blocking you.
@@26mic shoo lol
At least we know what’s in the vodka and cigars.
@@Turboman-kx7cc i cant tell if ur joking or not but i assume you are lol
Its good to question things, though. Nothing wrong with being cautious.
Well, asking questions makes you a conspiracy theorist, you know. I'm pretty sure that people who spread the Covid vaccination propaganda didn't even do any serious research on this.
@@HeihachiMishimaZaibatsu If asking questions about things made you a conspiracy theorist then literally everyone would be one lol
@@16krez1 no, just those who have "the right opinion". "The right opinion" is defined by mass media. If media says that vaccines are 100% safe, then this is the right opinion. If you question this, you are a conspiracy theorist. Even if the evidence says otherwise.
Ey I still ain't get that jab 😂
Same. And I never once caught it. Wonder why? Guess we'll never know...
Me either. I can care less what anyone else says. If the real thing should come along, were all dyin.
“I'm just playing but all good jokes contain true shit”- j Cole
Cole world
69th like
FActs
Alls you gotta say is the liability laws
Ayyyy
The chemistry these guys have always gets me laughing
There's 4 of them what?
This gotta be one of the best skits I've seen on UA-cam in a while 😂
Your humor is trash then
Same
I actually support ppl who reject the vaccine cause it's their choice with what they want to put in their body or not, i haven't taken it and never got covid cause i am always careful.
The issue is that even if you don't get covid by not getting the vaccine you endanger people that can't get the shot (children, people with terrible immune systems or having adverse reactions)
@@rezcheddar8320 the vaccine never prevented anyone from transmitting covid, though. it didn't even prevent people with the vaccine from catching covid. it just reduced the symptoms of vaccinated people who caught covid, for the most part. the whole "get vaccinated to prevent transmission to others" thing was a bold faced lie from the media. it sounds like a conspiracy theory but it isn't.
Cilvanis: Your body is a temple you should take care of it
Naruto: *NANI?!*
Me: hides my moon shine...
Yup thats what make it funnier lmao
Congratulations you got the joke
@@sfuikm thx
Wow that’s exactly what they did in the video I totally didn’t realize that😅
Starting scene:Me when im in Maths class
When you look away from the board for two seconds
Its actually physics but ok
Maff is hard...
aged like milk
??? bro how did it age like milk
@@jedlord There has been an uprising report of people contracting serious conditions and even dieing days after they took the vaccine. Including Lebron James' 18 year old son, who got a heart attack after taking it.
@@jedlordit's a lizard person. He just needs his baby blood.
No second of this video was wasted. Bars on bars on bars this was the most I've laughed in a long time
My dad literally says the same shit while smoking like that ain’t gunna give him lung cancer 🤦🏾♂️
Not all people that smoke get lung cancer. Just like not everyone is going to get covid-19 even if exposed to it.
@@JD-go2qj but no good whatsoever comes from smoking cigarettes except arguably the “calming” feeling but not worth it by any means
@@JD-go2qj I don't think that comment changed anything
@@JD-go2qj...ok, and?
I'd like your comment, but that implies that I like that it's happening.
"Your body is a temple. Be careful of what you put in it."
*Proceeds to drink vodka and smoke.*
Reminds me of my day
Thanks for narrating the video... I wasn't sure I understand it correctly
Correct. Vodka and smoking is just as bad for your body as the vaccine is.
Also, we need to force everyone to take the vaccine against their will for the good of everyone. It's a little difficult to do that right now, but once we get rid of the second amendment they won't be able to fight back. They can have protests, but we will make them take the vaccine anyway at gunpoint if we have to. For the safety of everyone of course.
@@rookiecookie722 ok... so let me see if I understood... are you an sarcastic antivaxxer zelda fan?
@ I don't have an opinion. I was just summarizing what the video was on about. ^-^
Plot twist: he was an organ donor, the kid receiving his heart developed myocarditis in the last 2 years
You gonna make him shave to play a little kid now huh?😂
This aging milk skit was solid.
Aging wine.
@@olivercharles2930 lmao I find it funny how I keep finding your pro vaccine comments all over the place. Dude it’s already been proven that covid vaccines won’t prevent you from contracting the virus. Not only that but people have actually been injured from the vaccines seeing how there’s been a spike increase on myocarditis and blood clots on all the people who took the jab. If you want to take the jab to make yourself feel better than fine but don’t act like people are in the wrong for not taking an experimental drug. Not taking the jab doesn’t mean anti vaxx. It just means that they don’t want the jab, that’s all. Plus the conspiracy Theorists were more right than any MSM outlet that’s been spreading misinformation like cnn, or msnbc. All of this pandemic was over exaggerated bcuz of media and lots of businesses were shut down bcuz if it.
@@olivercharles2930 also it didn’t age like wine, when it really aged like milk sitting out in the sun.
Who else literally feels like UA-cam is their best friend during Covid ?
That sounds sad
and computer
No, I actually have friends
Question is who doesnt
@@scyth33 I dont
“I can see his brains”
No you can’t, he doesn’t have any.
Fax
REAL FAKTS
Omg guys I never got 3 likes before 😱 😱
Fax
Like my mom
Guess I don't have a brain then.
No vaccine for me.
Damn, if he would've waited 6 more months and he would've just said "I told you so," lol
Ironic vid
What you mean man
@@ophiuchus5613 anti vax ppl were proven right
@@ophiuchus5613 The difference between the truth and a conspiracy is 6 months
@@jeffypwnzu how so what happened
"I only brose sites with cookies inn Private Mode so _they_ can't have my data."
*uses Windows 10*
The way he smoked that cig then started coughing was the funniest shit ever.
It Really was LMAO
You not lyin
😂
Lmaoo yeah xD
Ik I was dying 😭😭
This is so true I couldn't stop laughing
No its not u dont become al kind a zombie lizard who drinks baby blood
@@uditjha9134 lol
What’s true the vaccine a joke ? Right !?!
The least amount of likes I've ever seen on one of your comments
@@macreacts6787 give it time
Laugh now....we'll see how funny it is later on in the future
he's a golem, he can't understand
I generally can’t tell if this is a satire of anti vaxxers or a satire of a satire of anti vaxxers
this dude is gay asl, ofc he is a vaxxer
1:19 had me laughing too hard. The fact that he stares at them while he's coughing and making the same sound each time... fucking too much
The way he coughed after the cig lol
That was the “first time smoking weed cough”
How did I miss this one until now? I've been subscribed for like 2 years.
1:22 ah yes the noise of trying to clear your throat in class
Cilvanis after drinking vodka: УФЦ МДЧБЭ FiЙЭ ЙФШ
Jesus Christ!
Yeah, that's what it said.
People in their defence: *Sorry for not wanting a 3rd leg..*
For me I'td be a fourth
Hehe.... I got a 3rd leg alright 😈 and I didn't get the vaccine 🔥🔥🔥😵🤣
@@26mic
Ayo dawg, how about you actually make a name for yourself instead of pathetically riding Cilvanis' coattails on every video?
@@26mic self promotion like this is scummy
BRO WHEN HE SAID THAT LAST PART MY FUCKIN LEFT LUNG COLAPSED. I COULD FEEL IT BRO LMAOO
2023 and I still haven’t taken it
Here's your cookie for being dumb and lucky, bro not everyone was as lucky as you
W do not ever take it. ever. its poison.
dude still not up to date after 3 years that it was a scam@@user-fc2zg7qs8w
Same lol
1:00 how people who say weed is bad for you pour their drink
It is bad in large quantities, but so is everything, just some are bad in larger quantities than others
@@hungryhippoballs7841 Would be a lil dishonest to compare everything this way, especially when talking about any kind of drug where the healthy quantity isn't the same as the pleasurable quantity...
Facts
SMOKING weed is bad because you're breathing in burning fumes. Not burning it avoids this.
@@br9760 which is why people like my little brother, who gets seizures, is prescribed edibles (he's 16)
This video is sponsored by the goverment
lol yes 👍
@@youngcj2786 e p i c
Facts, it's actually pretty condescending.
The wandering flame theme at the end there gave me no choice but to subscribe lol
That ff10 theme when he offed him self had me in tears 😂😂
When the designated FBI agent rolled up though. LOL
G really smoked a cigar just for content 😭😭 That's some dedication 😂
This should have 200 mil views! It’s that good!
Fuc bitc illuminati had me dying inside lmao
Glad I got the covid vaccine, because now I'm
[Insert title card]
*INVINCIBLE*
Bruh that was annoying 😂
Lol
@@26mic stfu
@@26mic shut up please and thank you
@G.H Create Studio Oh didn't notice that thanks
The thumbnail is already 100% accurate
Was great I watched it a second time, thanks so much for the video
This was top tier acting! 🔥
1:55 got me geekin
Jojo's soundtrack makes this even better
damn i thought i was the only one too notice it was from jojo i think that theme is from part 5
What's wild about "none of these things have completed their safety trials yet, and won't until 2023"?
i agree but ayo just take a joke lol
That's what's called advancement in Medical science, that what people were researching for past 100 years while you are watching youtube videos...so STFU
Let’s just not mention the fact that the reason this vaccine was so quick is because it’s nearly the same as the SARS vaccine. So in a way the safety trials were completed years ago
@@dominicbarbara5245 No, it's absolutely not. Have you done any independent reading on this? The Pfizer and Moderna vaccines have NEVER been rolled out on humans for CORONA VIRUSES. EVER.
ALL animal testing was a complete failure. mRNA was found in all organs of all specimens and their bodies were completely flooded with spike proteins.
These vaccines are a bioweapon. There is no question. Wake up, you don't have long.
Peace & Love.
Shout out to all he UA-cam content creators who had the balls not to support the vaccine shots.
“I’m done listening to this conversation.” Me around people.
I legit walk the F off…
Cilvanis: The government can't track me down cause I don't got no device on me.
Also Cilvanis: Literally holding a phone with 5G network
Thanks for elaborating the joke! I’m glad you decided you explain the video that we all just watched!
We understand the fucking joke thanks pal
Thanks bro i didnt understand it in the video
We got eyes fam
5G is much worse than 4G when it comes to tracking. The towers use beams to send data which knows you location within a few square metres. Stay on 4G as long as possible if you have concerns. We don't have content that requires 5G yet.
2 years later and guess who is proven right ? 😏😏
Take the Huge L , RNA sheep 😅😅
"I'm here to give you your second shot.. You'll be covid free forever."
So how're those 5th booster shots?
Ya 20th
FACTS LMAO
The first vaccine was supposed to work now they real silent after 5 Vaccines fail! I bet half the people watching this don’t even know every vaccine turned out to be ineffective. 😂
This was so well edited almost looks like a dub lmfao
I’d recognize that Eren Yaeger cry anywhere
“I’m just head to give you your second dose, you’ll be corona virus free forever” that fact has definitely stood up as true 17 boosters later
Little heart disease never hurt anyone, for that long anyway.
I'm not taking that damn shot. This whole video confused me.
It's pointing out the hypocrisy of people who don't hace a valid medical reason to not get the vaccine, are talking about dunno what it's gonna do to my body long term effects and what not. Yet they drinkin alcohol eating processed food and many are also smokers. And heck knows what else they put in their body xD the vaccine is worth getting unless you're prone to allergic reaction. Like my little niece she can't so she is vulnerable meaning anyone who can get it but doesn't bother, puts people at risk who actually can't get it. :(
@@Nukaria I'm never getting that shot and tired of people saying you putting people risk. For a valid reason this country has a long history of killing it's citizens. There's a good reason people don't trust this so-called government and they this.
@@bernardwade8096 it's not just your gov though it's the whole world. o_o like.. The vaccine just triggers your immune system to recognise the virus straight away..
The contraceptive pill has more chance of giving someone bloodclots than the vaccine. But we get girls as young as 16 to start taking it... :/ (which i don't agree with btw)
But also. Each to their own. I don't think it's right to force anyone to take it just encourage.. Especially not okay to try make someone have it if they are really scared and don't take any drugs/drink/junk food etc since if you do those things are also way more likely to cause bad health than the vaccine. I think proper education on the subject from independent immunologists and people who study medicine can make a huge difference. Too much conspiracy out there and people get scared of the unknown :/
Peace friend x
@@bernardwade8096 also i don't trust governments but i do trust scientific evidence and people who have studied this stuff all their life xx
I have two Sinovac, two Pfizer and one Moderna, and I'm ok. You'll be fine. In Chile we don't have problems taking the vaccine, despite some random people that believe that the vaccine will somehow going to control your brain xD. It's weird for me to see that in the US there are a lot of people that don't want to be vaccinated, you are supposed to be more educated than we are.
Yessssir, the lunatic wig is backk
Damn, this skit is super well made, entertaining AND real! People be contradicting themselves left and right
Bro this got a sub from me. Your content stepped on another level now! Salute!
Anti-Vaxers and flat-earthers are still one of the most intriguing people to me.
I'm not anti-vaccine or a flat Earther. However I am anti-gene therapy
Exactly. I am still skeptical and not anti thinking or listening to conspiracy theories or analysis rightfully so, of the World Economic forum, though. Its push to rent everything we have among other things is sketchy.
Imagine if they're.... RIGHT?!?!!!😱
I'm glad we intrigue you so much. You're whole life is a lie. Thanks for coming to my Tedtalk.
Please do tell what's so "Intriguing" about people who don't want to take the vaccine?
This needs to be trending 📈. It's hilarious 🤣
This is so freaking funny lmao how'd I miss this vid
“Fuck bitches Illuminati, I knew it”
Funniest part of the skit
Exactly