People who don't take the pandemic seriously

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
  • Some people just want to give the world the rona 😡
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @LDarlong
    @LDarlong 3 роки тому +2045

    “French Kissed the Uber driver”
    20 bucks is 20 bucks

  • @NicolaiLol
    @NicolaiLol 3 роки тому +15091

    You getting too good at this man

    • @VenomZyzz777
      @VenomZyzz777 3 роки тому +54

      Yes yes yes YES

    • @stack4229
      @stack4229 3 роки тому +53

      @@VenomZyzz777 is that a jojo reference

    • @Onerev1
      @Onerev1 3 роки тому +16

      Too good

    • @ksa7621
      @ksa7621 3 роки тому +13

      It scares me

    • @diamonx.661
      @diamonx.661 3 роки тому +17

      This man about to take over UA-cam

  • @mrbrown585
    @mrbrown585 3 роки тому +2234

    Before Pandemic:
    Pandemic: Let’s party even more.

    • @justsomeguywithoutamustach3243
      @justsomeguywithoutamustach3243 3 роки тому +29

      MB bants 👍

    • @Gren_X
      @Gren_X 3 роки тому +1

      @@justsomeguywithoutamustach3243 Hello

    • @donkeykongisytpooping3002
      @donkeykongisytpooping3002 3 роки тому +23

      That’s what a few of the governors have been doing.

    • @mrbrown585
      @mrbrown585 3 роки тому +2

      @@justsomeguywithoutamustach3243 everywhere i go i see your face

    • @mrbrown585
      @mrbrown585 3 роки тому +2

      @@justsomeguywithoutamustach3243 can't lie you're a man of culture 😂😂😂

  • @fadedplayer5937
    @fadedplayer5937 3 роки тому +2720

    "Dont let something thats not real, control your life."
    Weebs: HELL NOOOOO~

  • @kaolid
    @kaolid 3 роки тому +1146

    Yo imma use “he tried to sneeze on me” as a self-defense now.

    • @c_vleb
      @c_vleb 3 роки тому +40

      Policemen:"BOI get your ASS IN THE DAMN CAR!"

    • @Sky-xq4gg
      @Sky-xq4gg 3 роки тому +17

      @@c_vleb Policemen: you sneezing outlaw!

    • @watermelonbee2609
      @watermelonbee2609 3 роки тому +2

      Bro thass smartttt

    • @lostcali4418
      @lostcali4418 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/FSL4IfgzW6M/v-deo.html

    • @singhatar0912
      @singhatar0912 3 роки тому

      🧠

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 3 роки тому +8472

    I swear, this pandemic has proven to us how stupid humans can be

    • @misho1671
      @misho1671 3 роки тому +550

      I don't know about you but it is mostly people from the US being stupid

    • @Reydriel
      @Reydriel 3 роки тому +756

      @@ZenKrio Nice try covidiot

    • @rahultalkssports1404
      @rahultalkssports1404 3 роки тому +269

      Big facts. I hate how people also make this about politics too.

    • @haps_idot
      @haps_idot 3 роки тому +341

      @@ZenKrio dislike

    • @IonicSplash365
      @IonicSplash365 3 роки тому +517

      @@ZenKrio you obviously haven't done your research if you think it's the same as a cold 😂

  • @damusdeshi622
    @damusdeshi622 3 роки тому +1031

    "start spitting each other.." even without covid, thats disgusting 😂

    • @eugeneman1845
      @eugeneman1845 3 роки тому +13

      Yeah xD

    • @michil.1192
      @michil.1192 3 роки тому +74

      But bro it were just the girls, so it's ok

    • @frontman4445
      @frontman4445 3 роки тому +10

      I laughed so hard

    • @sirbughunter
      @sirbughunter 3 роки тому +14

      @@michil.1192 😭😭😂

    • @halwa9528
      @halwa9528 3 роки тому +21

      shit only flies during sex, and even then it's kinda gross to me ngl

  • @humanity600
    @humanity600 3 роки тому +1802

    "Were they...wearing a mask."
    "Nah men, how we supposed to inhale oXyGeN."
    This killed me.🤣👌☠🔥🔥🔥💯

    • @sledgetable172
      @sledgetable172 3 роки тому +60

      The emoji police will let you off the hook for now...

    • @humanity600
      @humanity600 3 роки тому +7

      @@sledgetable172 😅

    • @zorroarkrz1686
      @zorroarkrz1686 3 роки тому +2

      Won't like because 69
      And in that case it's "were" not "where"
      You know it's about the past not a place

    • @humanity600
      @humanity600 3 роки тому +3

      @@zorroarkrz1686 I know. Mistake lol.

    • @humanity600
      @humanity600 3 роки тому +1

      @@Pelipear 👍

  • @CalebLailMusik
    @CalebLailMusik 3 роки тому +1489

    Cilvanis: *pulls out the strap*
    Me: Oh, this is gonna be good

    • @Theophiloz
      @Theophiloz 3 роки тому +44

      I think you mean Za* Strap.

    • @eVolvEFPV
      @eVolvEFPV 3 роки тому +18

      Ze strapp

    • @garyisaacrivera5283
      @garyisaacrivera5283 3 роки тому +1

      Only 4 people have gotten covid twice

    • @Sweet-Home
      @Sweet-Home 3 роки тому

      Lmao these comments

    • @jay2fast2
      @jay2fast2 3 роки тому

      I make skits and funny vids you should check them out if you have time it would mean a lot 🙏

  • @RageElixir
    @RageElixir 3 роки тому +3243

    almost a milli my guy!!

  • @NarutoUzumaski
    @NarutoUzumaski 3 роки тому +1546

    Just wait till COVID and Ebola have a fusion dance.

    • @itzcrystalzz
      @itzcrystalzz 3 роки тому +102

      @Yongo Bazuk no.

    • @ccsballazdre
      @ccsballazdre 3 роки тому +79

      COVID- 19 was just the test. Something deadlier and more contagious is coming

    • @itzcrystalzz
      @itzcrystalzz 3 роки тому +14

      @@ccsballazdre no

    • @senbonkzakura7991
      @senbonkzakura7991 3 роки тому +7

      @Yongo Bazuk no that wouldnt be worth seeing

    • @user-nd7rd8jo6h
      @user-nd7rd8jo6h 3 роки тому +37

      @Yongo Bazuk almost 1.8M deaths is nothing to sneeze at...

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 роки тому +2977

    The fact COVID parties exist...
    *There goes my brain cells*

    • @tyrongkojy
      @tyrongkojy 3 роки тому +146

      Yeah... arrest those people en masse. Wait... that would endanger existing prisoners, and they don't deserve to be plagued. Fuck....

    • @Onerev1
      @Onerev1 3 роки тому +24

      @@tyrongkojy right

    • @spork_bender5407
      @spork_bender5407 3 роки тому +21

      Spread hard immunity

    • @kirk776
      @kirk776 3 роки тому +13

      @@spork_bender5407 lmao

    • @JG-xt6wc
      @JG-xt6wc 3 роки тому +15

      For a second I thought you were referring to a 'particular' political party...

  • @25i428
    @25i428 3 роки тому +828

    Introverts: “The fact that I’m doing nothing... shows my resolve”

  • @JustAFriendlySatanWorshipper
    @JustAFriendlySatanWorshipper 3 роки тому +2568

    Saying "He tried to sneeze on me so I shot him." Is probably one of the weirdest thing in any other year but reasonable in 2020

    • @lelnel6242
      @lelnel6242 3 роки тому +250

      He did enter his house without permission. So technically this was trespassing.
      "He broke into my house to sneeze on me" is weirder

    • @jcam320
      @jcam320 3 роки тому +50

      It don't gotta be 2020 to beat someone's ass for sneezing on you lol that shit nasty af

    • @JustAFriendlySatanWorshipper
      @JustAFriendlySatanWorshipper 3 роки тому +33

      @@lelnel6242 lmao yeah that is weirder like a news head line we have multiple cases of a man breaking into homes & trying to sneeze on the occupants

    • @chaocobojun2098
      @chaocobojun2098 3 роки тому +27

      A Raccoon But purple I remember a news article about someone coughing all over the fresh produce at a supermarket. They got charged for bioterrorism or something similar with bio in the name. Not even kidding. You can and will be charged for spreading COVID intentionally.

    • @niijigod3864
      @niijigod3864 3 роки тому +11

      Still not reasonable lol. They use most deaths from disease, common illness, and accidents and label it as covid to scare the public into thinking it's a virus just to push the vaccines that many don't care to research the bullshit they're accepting into their bodies. Search how a covid death is defined here on youtube the lady says it clearly. This video was still funny as fuck though Cilvanis always delivers.

  • @rosenogueras9427
    @rosenogueras9427 3 роки тому +240

    3:17 my dude literally turned into courage the cowardly dog

    • @agent6bell
      @agent6bell 3 роки тому +12

      Eyy I like that show as a kid

    • @Epyxoid
      @Epyxoid 3 роки тому

      You got me there good!! 🤣🤣 Best comment!

  • @carmillakarnstein8109
    @carmillakarnstein8109 3 роки тому +459

    Dude is so careful he made the video with himself to keep social distancing

    • @mrpradhan5387
      @mrpradhan5387 3 роки тому +16

      Camera man - am i a joke to you?

    • @CrabsAndMobile
      @CrabsAndMobile 3 роки тому +22

      @@mrpradhan5387 Cilvanis Is also Camera Man XD

    • @nikos025gr
      @nikos025gr 3 роки тому +1

      @@CrabsAndMobile do u have the stupid

    • @CrabsAndMobile
      @CrabsAndMobile 3 роки тому +8

      @@nikos025gr ah yes I Have Stupid :D

    • @carmillakarnstein8109
      @carmillakarnstein8109 3 роки тому +4

      @@mrpradhan5387 it was a shadow clone

  • @bigball3947
    @bigball3947 3 роки тому +757

    When he was licking his "blood", he turned into Courage The Cowardly Dog

    • @reesejohnson2788
      @reesejohnson2788 3 роки тому +16

      Omg! Underrated comment!

    • @ProfessorAres
      @ProfessorAres 3 роки тому +22

      Bruh I heard it too 😂

    • @Moonlitfr
      @Moonlitfr 3 роки тому +12

      yup fr this shit made me lol

    • @htxflow
      @htxflow 3 роки тому +5

      💀😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sachimourya1431
      @sachimourya1431 3 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Khyon521
    @Khyon521 3 роки тому +666

    Aye he should’ve followed proper rules Covid protocol
    *“6 feet back or 6 feet under”*

    • @Lindblum_Castle
      @Lindblum_Castle 3 роки тому +11

      Underated comment! 🤣

    • @polishcow4327
      @polishcow4327 3 роки тому +5

      OMG OMG SO SMART

    • @jem9932
      @jem9932 3 роки тому +3

      Ain't this from tabby?

    • @ants-in-my-eyesjohnson1271
      @ants-in-my-eyesjohnson1271 3 роки тому +10

      Yes! Kill everyone that doesn't comply with a heavy handed government approach! They do that in China and North Korea too, works like a charm!

    • @devantejackson8109
      @devantejackson8109 3 роки тому

      thats exactly what i was thinking that line woulda been great

  • @emin5479
    @emin5479 3 роки тому +463

    Me: Has accidental cough attack
    Everyone else: Death stares

    • @hibrix7408
      @hibrix7408 3 роки тому +10

      That's so me

    • @roronoazoro-tg5nr
      @roronoazoro-tg5nr 3 роки тому +8

      i wish i was there to see their reaction xD

    • @hibrix7408
      @hibrix7408 3 роки тому

      @@roronoazoro-tg5nr who's?

    • @TheSmilingFear
      @TheSmilingFear 3 роки тому +5

      As opposed to an intentional cough attack?

    • @zackABlmao
      @zackABlmao 3 роки тому +1

      I’m coughing a bunch and I don’t have THAT virus because I took a test

  • @BowserZeki
    @BowserZeki 3 роки тому +1614

    This somewhat remind me that old Sonic Shorts
    Shadow sneezing Sonic in slow motion.

  • @shin-jo2801
    @shin-jo2801 3 роки тому +1783

    "If you can't see it that's not real"
    Oxygen : *What ?*
    Microscope : *Helloo ??*
    My invisible socks that only mom can find : *Visible confusion*

    • @XBeVo503X
      @XBeVo503X 3 роки тому +111

      God: NANI!?

    • @aap6210
      @aap6210 3 роки тому +73

      God : aight, I just need to yeet this person's soul outta is body.

    • @DC-zh5qs
      @DC-zh5qs 3 роки тому +50

      High Frequency Radiations: *NANI!, UMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU*

    • @nickolasdiamond5619
      @nickolasdiamond5619 3 роки тому +20

      Ummm, I don't know man, my microscope is huge and bulky and way too visible, is it broken?

    • @kidkakashi623
      @kidkakashi623 3 роки тому +36

      Their brain:
      Heart:
      Organs:
      ...

  • @Akasan
    @Akasan 3 роки тому +2865

    Unfortunately too real.... But Goddamn amazing work brotha!!

    • @hair680
      @hair680 3 роки тому +10

      Hm, an another verified UA-camr, first reply ig

    • @drdurianz328
      @drdurianz328 3 роки тому

      @@hair680 no

    • @l3w1s_the_th1rd6
      @l3w1s_the_th1rd6 3 роки тому

      too real...?

    • @kyu_4159
      @kyu_4159 3 роки тому

      @Baconboy-Roblox & More! wooosh

    • @kyu_4159
      @kyu_4159 3 роки тому

      @@l3w1s_the_th1rd6 wooooosh

  • @luckydice5520
    @luckydice5520 3 роки тому +1870

    The “That’s a government hoax, you can’t let that control your life bro,” is way too realistic

    • @karmad.twelve6613
      @karmad.twelve6613 3 роки тому +134

      so a "virus" that hasn't been isolated and has a recovery rate of 99.7% is somehow supposed to be worth shutting down the economy in a partial planned shutdown? LOL Wow

    • @drbeeant
      @drbeeant 3 роки тому +278

      @@karmad.twelve6613 Found the nutjob

    • @Mr.Scott86
      @Mr.Scott86 3 роки тому +281

      @@karmad.twelve6613 the issue isnt the death rate, the problem is the infection rate, that's ALWAYS been the problem but apparently no one listens "CaUsE ThE dEmOcRaTs sAiD tHeREfOre BaD"

    • @kaisolomon5187
      @kaisolomon5187 3 роки тому +15

      @@karmad.twelve6613 just live your life bro.

    • @eobardthawne7851
      @eobardthawne7851 3 роки тому +33

      @@drbeeant Found the sheep.

  • @SeanLaMontagne
    @SeanLaMontagne 3 роки тому +92

    "I had to french kiss the Uber driver"
    "What what what, I'm about to cover my eyes"

  • @pythro_
    @pythro_ 3 роки тому +589

    "I started coughing on everyone too"
    Damn bro, that escalated quickly

    • @NoahGrill
      @NoahGrill 3 роки тому +3

      How am I the first to reply

    • @pythro_
      @pythro_ 3 роки тому +4

      @@NoahGrill I thank you kind sir

    • @summertriangle4745
      @summertriangle4745 3 роки тому +3

      And how am I the third one to reply.

    • @pythro_
      @pythro_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@summertriangle4745 Nicee

    • @zurakatsura2805
      @zurakatsura2805 3 роки тому

      Fifth one right here

  • @pink2100
    @pink2100 3 роки тому +331

    Me: *Staying home from corona*
    My friends: *We gonna be high tonight*

    • @roberte.o.speedwagon114
      @roberte.o.speedwagon114 3 роки тому +2

      Smart friends you got there(not sarcastically)

    • @mazzitm3175
      @mazzitm3175 3 роки тому +8

      @@roberte.o.speedwagon114 yeah dood totally😎 lemme hang out wit my friends so i can spread dis virus to my 6 month old niece lol so smart

    • @danielespitia1776
      @danielespitia1776 3 роки тому

      @@mazzitm3175 She has a higher chance of dying just out of nowhere like babies usually do than she had of getting killed by China Virus

    • @lucius8111
      @lucius8111 3 роки тому +1

      Your friends living life.......... You a loser..........

    • @ArchlordZer0
      @ArchlordZer0 3 роки тому +15

      @@lucius8111 Yeah, it's all fun and games until you actually get the virus. There's plenty of cases of people such as yourself who were reckless and ended up either getting it themselves and dying, or spreading it to one of their loved ones and killing them. In all cases, they regretted their actions when it was too late.
      I know front-line workers who describe the horror of infected people dying in the hospital alone, in pain, and unable to be comforted by their loved ones because they have the virus.
      But hey, you go "live" your life during a pandemic. Sure, you might get lucky and not get it - but every day someone like yourself gets it. You can't dodge bullets forever.

  • @fireberg780
    @fireberg780 3 роки тому +388

    Introverts have been taking this pandemic seriously even before it started...

    • @Onerev1
      @Onerev1 3 роки тому +23

      APPROVED

    • @bbqseitan7106
      @bbqseitan7106 3 роки тому +24

      We felt a disturbance in the ether...

    • @TrueLadyEvilChan
      @TrueLadyEvilChan 3 роки тому +2

      Honestly it's been even worse for me. I was just wanting to go out to try to find friends who weren't fake.
      Too bad people will probably never want to have new friends or have relationships again... I don't think I even know what a real friend is like lol

    • @maryrose8478
      @maryrose8478 3 роки тому +6

      Lmao. Tbf I'm the only one in my fam whose mental health wasn't affected during the lockdown. I was like this is my everyday life 😅😅

    • @aoelobi
      @aoelobi 3 роки тому +3

      honestly all introverts are gamers and when we are forced to get out we blame coronavirus for it

  • @purk.30
    @purk.30 3 роки тому +1037

    Before pandemic:
    "I don't wanna go outside"
    During Pandemic:
    "I wanna go outside"

  • @justsomeguywithoutamustach3243
    @justsomeguywithoutamustach3243 3 роки тому +1504

    Dumb dumb: “I don’t have it so it don’t exist”
    Me: *visible confusion*

    • @bruh6217
      @bruh6217 3 роки тому +40

      WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

    • @IthinkIbrokemyhip
      @IthinkIbrokemyhip 3 роки тому +9

      Fancy seeing you again

    • @cupoftea2060
      @cupoftea2060 3 роки тому +17

      Men u need some help ? U have life to worry about

    • @thebeastmaster2710
      @thebeastmaster2710 3 роки тому +16

      It exists but its not even close to dangerous as they make it be, and it doesn't transfer as easy as they make it be either

    • @apairofsteeltoedboots4729
      @apairofsteeltoedboots4729 3 роки тому +8

      I subbed to only one. He isn’t the true hokage

  • @lolstars3867
    @lolstars3867 3 роки тому +774

    “People who don’t take the pandemic seriously”
    *Karens have entered the chat*

    • @Onerev1
      @Onerev1 3 роки тому +3

      👩‍🦱

    • @shreck3745
      @shreck3745 3 роки тому +2

      🙅

    • @samuraibrother5778
      @samuraibrother5778 3 роки тому

      Give me ur manager NOW!!!

    • @47numbnuts
      @47numbnuts 3 роки тому +2

      COVID 19 isn't real
      Karens have entered the chat 😂

    • @cryptic3130
      @cryptic3130 3 роки тому +7

      Covid is real but i do believe cases are manipulated to control peoples lives, silencing real doctors with different opinions and alternatives to medicine no CDC is always right they have all the answers, big tech being bias and censoring peoples free speech on covid, its ridiculous. If people question the government and their ways then we get insulted and deemed hazardous

  • @nathanthenamelessninja5572
    @nathanthenamelessninja5572 3 роки тому +879

    Remember kids. Don't spit into people's mouths. Aim for the eyes.

    • @jenolin5435
      @jenolin5435 3 роки тому +24

      Or shoot with C O O M

    • @Onerev1
      @Onerev1 3 роки тому

      Ok

    • @ob1934
      @ob1934 3 роки тому +23

      @@jenolin5435 wtf

    • @jenolin5435
      @jenolin5435 3 роки тому +12

      @@ob1934 Bro, would you rather get spit on. Gross

    • @kaleb4040
      @kaleb4040 3 роки тому +1

      @@jenolin5435 XD

  • @prismaticpower5768
    @prismaticpower5768 3 роки тому +648

    "if u can't see it its not real"
    Your birth:

  • @DGNT1
    @DGNT1 3 роки тому +133

    I think the part where he covered his eyes was accidental but he just rolled with it

  • @themarkyboi3185
    @themarkyboi3185 3 роки тому +685

    "Aye dont worry only girls were spitting in my mouth"
    -cilvanis
    Holy shit so many likes

    • @absolutetr4sh551
      @absolutetr4sh551 3 роки тому +31

      “THAT ISN’T THE PROBLEM!”
      -Also Cilvanis

    • @aaronsalenga3221
      @aaronsalenga3221 3 роки тому +6

      "You should get some blood from your body and we should touch bloods, like together bro."
      -Also also Cilvanis

    • @williamlin1705
      @williamlin1705 3 роки тому +1

      696 nice.

  • @kujojotaro8937
    @kujojotaro8937 3 роки тому +204

    Let's be real Cilvanis knew damn well what kinda wars he was about to start in the comments with this video.

  • @Hypershiin
    @Hypershiin 3 роки тому +184

    3:13 he sounds exactly like Jujutsu curses

    • @tokyobastards1071
      @tokyobastards1071 3 роки тому

      Broooo I was gonna say that...

    • @hanh6822
      @hanh6822 3 роки тому

      Broooo I was gonna say that...

    • @tokyobastards1071
      @tokyobastards1071 3 роки тому

      @@hanh6822 Broooo i was gonna say that...

    • @hanh6822
      @hanh6822 3 роки тому

      @@tokyobastards1071 Broooo I was gonna say that...

    • @tokyobastards1071
      @tokyobastards1071 3 роки тому

      @@hanh6822 Brooo i was gonna say that...

  • @bandogotyahat
    @bandogotyahat 3 роки тому +360

    "Hell Naw How We Supposed To Inhale Oxygen"
    Bruh

    • @AchedSphinx
      @AchedSphinx 3 роки тому +47

      i suppose all those dentists and surgeons and doctors that have been wearing masks for decades have been holding their breath this entire time.

    • @BlankIsTaken
      @BlankIsTaken 3 роки тому +36

      @@AchedSphinx ye they have some badass lungs.

    • @Jonnell01
      @Jonnell01 3 роки тому +16

      I go to school with those masks and wear them for like 4 hours straight. People who say they can't breathe trough it are pussies

    • @RoxasHikari0
      @RoxasHikari0 3 роки тому

      like the pfp m8

    • @thetruesquad5059
      @thetruesquad5059 3 роки тому

      @@Jonnell01 going up the stairs is long fam and plus ya know some people got like serious asthma

  • @YacubCubby13579ZR
    @YacubCubby13579ZR 3 роки тому +85

    It scares me how there are people similar to the friend in the skit
    In this very comment section

  • @fatcobble2872
    @fatcobble2872 3 роки тому +516

    “Only thing we have to fear is fear itself”
    -Franklin D. Roosevelt

    • @jesse630
      @jesse630 3 роки тому +30

      if someone points a gun at u then u don't fear them, u fear your fear? wtf

    • @thelegacyofgaming2928
      @thelegacyofgaming2928 3 роки тому +7

      @@jesse630 😂Exactly

    • @MAHA-1907
      @MAHA-1907 3 роки тому +1

      @@jesse630 f*cking awesome yeah...😂😂

    • @davidevans7477
      @davidevans7477 3 роки тому +3

      @@jesse630 The point is fear makes you do stupid shit, hell any emotionally saturated state makes you do stupid shit.

    • @uhadme
      @uhadme 3 роки тому +6

      Fear orange people, fear fake pandemics, fear losing your hair, fear prostrate, fear gluten (only 2% of the population effected by gluten or prostate cancer).
      Magnify your pathetic world and make everyone fear (the 98%) that they're next. Why would they do that?
      Giving 100% of people a colonoscopy because of the 2%?
      Colonoscopy kills more people than it gives early diagnosis to. Out of every 1300 procedures 5 patients die of complications, 4 get early diagnosis

  • @VoiceOvaGuy
    @VoiceOvaGuy 8 місяців тому +4

    Gotta love how poorly every video made to the ring of "Just trust the Authorities! and the scientists they pay to say what benefits them" has aged. I just hope we all learned an important lesson for the next "pandemic". All the good medical personnel that were removed from the industry for not blindly following along with it. Those are the true heroes.

  • @mountyania9321
    @mountyania9321 3 роки тому +71

    Cilvanis: shoots the man.
    The man: It's warm bro let's touch it and feel

    • @trackernivrig
      @trackernivrig 3 роки тому

      Dude, bullets killing you are just a lie told to you by the Democrats. Don't let that control you! We should all be shooting each other!

  • @GoTE_DocShock
    @GoTE_DocShock 3 роки тому +34

    "Your aroma smells like corona, so now we gon' put you in a coma!" -Mighty Keef

  • @pureroseangemuse7910
    @pureroseangemuse7910 3 роки тому +542

    Alternative title: people who don’t take their life seriously

    • @ThatonePeep
      @ThatonePeep 3 роки тому +6

      LOL

    • @mariomitchell2864
      @mariomitchell2864 3 роки тому +28

      Alterbative title: People who take the pandemic too seriously

    • @Gren_X
      @Gren_X 3 роки тому +10

      @@TheLurkerAtTheThreshold it's better then dying isn't it?

    • @Zaylovesu2
      @Zaylovesu2 3 роки тому +17

      @@takenusername3134 how deadly is a virus with a 99% survival rate? that’s just fear talking

    • @mare1570
      @mare1570 3 роки тому +2

      u are gay?

  • @PhoenixMario
    @PhoenixMario 3 роки тому +178

    Isn’t that “I wanna shake your hand” from that big guy on the plane?

  • @Ramenwithegg
    @Ramenwithegg 3 роки тому +217

    I drive for Lyft and you won’t believe how many passengers I get exactly like this delusional friend. The ignorance is unreal

    • @MrBlorp-sf9ye
      @MrBlorp-sf9ye 3 роки тому +20

      Lemme press F for u, bro. Sorry you have to go through that.

    • @filazkeita2272
      @filazkeita2272 3 роки тому +24

      Sorry you had to be kissed in the mouth thats tough

    • @karmad.twelve6613
      @karmad.twelve6613 3 роки тому +10

      So knowing CONVID1984 has a 99.7% recovery rate and acting reasonable because of that knowledge is delusional? Good to know. I'm sure you're up to date on the fact that Koch's postulates has not been fulfilled for SARS-COV-2...

    • @genradiata1723
      @genradiata1723 3 роки тому +16

      @@karmad.twelve6613 Do you have a source on that 99.7% recovery rate claim?

    • @eobardthawne7851
      @eobardthawne7851 3 роки тому +5

      @@genradiata1723 The CDC.

  • @ozyf.4327
    @ozyf.4327 3 роки тому +140

    The Infinite Tsukuyomi honestly doesn't sound like too bad of an idea for us anymore...

    • @IndubitablyMad
      @IndubitablyMad 3 роки тому +9

      Is it messed up that me and my buddy were talking about this the other day...

    • @Onerev1
      @Onerev1 3 роки тому +4

      @@IndubitablyMad no

    • @reesejohnson2788
      @reesejohnson2788 3 роки тому +8

      Ahhh, “sweet dreams are made of these...”

    • @possessedloneliness1253
      @possessedloneliness1253 3 роки тому +6

      I would love that..

    • @MrSpeed-sr7jk
      @MrSpeed-sr7jk 3 роки тому +3

      If someone wants to be Madara and do it. We would like for this to happen

  • @Prem-j9l3s
    @Prem-j9l3s 3 роки тому +550

    “People who don’t take the pandemic seriously”
    *Every American has entered the chat*

    • @Dvoid.
      @Dvoid. 3 роки тому +11

      Lol

    • @inferno.1
      @inferno.1 3 роки тому +8

      lmao

    • @gaming2night730
      @gaming2night730 3 роки тому +5

      Lmao

    • @toooydoeur
      @toooydoeur 3 роки тому +4

      No

    • @teeemtee5739
      @teeemtee5739 3 роки тому +76

      Don't generalize like that bro, I'm American and because of an underlying condition I've been extremely careful all year.

  • @adz4528
    @adz4528 3 роки тому +55

    Lmao the Bleach ost choices are always on point aha you killed this one

  • @redfoxakame
    @redfoxakame 3 роки тому +381

    "We just started spitting into each other's mouths, bro."
    "Ugh, bro!"
    "No, don't worry. Only girls spit in my mouth."
    "That's not the problem!"

  • @SickShazzy
    @SickShazzy 3 роки тому +51

    The hilarious reference chain at 3:10 from him licking his hand sounding like Eustice and then going full Courage The Cowardly Dog to the aggressive 'I WANNA SHAKE YOUR HAND' meme guy all had mega goofed 💀💀

  • @Detnoah
    @Detnoah 3 роки тому +45

    Did nobody realize the shake your hand joke, if you don’t understand look up I want to shake your hand. He did the perfect voice😂

    • @mouaz670
      @mouaz670 3 роки тому +1

      I thought i was the only one lol

  • @nonamesoyouwontsearchitupi372
    @nonamesoyouwontsearchitupi372 3 роки тому +67

    *Comes inside the house* "eyy eyyy eyy"
    *points by the gun* "woah woah woah"

  • @bhavyasriande2589
    @bhavyasriande2589 3 роки тому +486

    Biggest fears:
    1. Someone sneezing
    2. Shaking hands
    3. Going outside
    Yup, this is the world we live in.

    • @ThirtyfourEC
      @ThirtyfourEC 3 роки тому +27

      Minus the sneezing part, that's me before covid

    • @AchedSphinx
      @AchedSphinx 3 роки тому +25

      the scariest part is that experts don't even know what the long-term effects will be for catching covid. it ravages the lungs after all, surely that's going to cause a number of people some problems.

    • @elkevinski
      @elkevinski 3 роки тому +8

      I have a weird allergy that makes me sneeze like an idiot and when that happens people freak out lmao

    • @caesar5588
      @caesar5588 3 роки тому +5

      Ngl the sneezing on somebody else is a massive dickmove at anytime given.

    • @razmann4k
      @razmann4k 3 роки тому +5

      Going outside was already one of mine before the pandemic...

  • @vicegibson5964
    @vicegibson5964 3 роки тому +89

    "OnLy GiRLs SPiT iN My mOutH"
    Does that make it okay?

  • @benwilly
    @benwilly 3 роки тому +102

    My neighbors kept having parties when the shutdown started it was annoying af

    • @isytha5324
      @isytha5324 3 роки тому +13

      I see no problem in him personally choosing to have a party when he isn't going near you. Although I understand how its annoying for a neighbour to constantly have parties because I have exactly the same thing. Can't remember a single month where he didn't have a party or a week without him bringing his friends over to his house and it being super loud, he is a middle aged man -_-. Really loud as well. :(

    • @komlat253
      @komlat253 3 роки тому +2

      Lol your neighbors are hiding crippling depression .u think they are trying to prove a point but actually social distancing is just destroying their world

    • @vladschiopu2885
      @vladschiopu2885 3 роки тому +2

      @@isytha5324 I didn't know we are neighbors, sorry, i will lower the volume

    • @niijigod3864
      @niijigod3864 3 роки тому +3

      @@komlat253 Social distancing is destroying humanity.

    • @niijigod3864
      @niijigod3864 3 роки тому +2

      @@komlat253 As well as trusting the Jesuit Warlocks.

  • @fornasini
    @fornasini 3 роки тому +42

    3:17 he turns into Courage there for a moment

  • @theanxoiushero800
    @theanxoiushero800 3 роки тому +33

    “I wanna shake your hand”
    I understood that reference

    • @vrychaudhary
      @vrychaudhary 3 роки тому

      I didn't.

    • @sicadafly
      @sicadafly 3 роки тому +1

      @@vrychaudhary airplane man

    • @jackbeswick3338
      @jackbeswick3338 3 роки тому

      @@vrychaudhary the guy on the aeroplane

    • @overlord7025
      @overlord7025 3 роки тому

      Airplane man from daily dose of internet vid

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist 3 роки тому +352

    *Breaking news Florida man sneezes on alligator to prove that covid isn't real.*

    • @takashi.mizuiro
      @takashi.mizuiro 3 роки тому +3

      Dank Poster what?

    • @mychaeljones7526
      @mychaeljones7526 3 роки тому +7

      @@takashi.mizuiro that's a "Florida Man" meme

    • @takashi.mizuiro
      @takashi.mizuiro 3 роки тому +1

      Mychael Jones ok

    • @The_unexplained
      @The_unexplained 3 роки тому

      President of Tanzania sent WHO sample of papaya and goat.... They came positive.
      The thing I mentioned is a fact.

    • @EpicGamer1.
      @EpicGamer1. 3 роки тому

      @@mychaeljones7526 so true😂

  • @rip.thriller
    @rip.thriller 3 роки тому +687

    My friend was literally talking about how he can’t get it because he goes to the gym like 3 times a month. Then when he actually did get it he was about to actually die from it.

    • @PichuHasStems
      @PichuHasStems 3 роки тому +136

      @KARINA ELLIOTT People are looking at stats over themselves. 99.800% doesn't mean shit if your body can't handle these things

    • @gaminghacker1738
      @gaminghacker1738 3 роки тому +59

      If your body can’t handle it you’re done

    • @PichuHasStems
      @PichuHasStems 3 роки тому +23

      @@gaminghacker1738 exactly

    • @317NEETz
      @317NEETz 3 роки тому +44

      But what did going to the gym 3 times a month do to stop him from getting covid I’m confused at his argument

    • @rip.thriller
      @rip.thriller 3 роки тому +26

      @@317NEETz yeah he says he goes to the gyn even though he rarely goes

  • @fellowstanduser3233
    @fellowstanduser3233 3 роки тому +25

    They've taken the, "Ignorance is bliss." In another level

    • @chevy876ix
      @chevy876ix 3 роки тому +2

      Oh that ain't ignorance my guy. It's stupidity and irresponsibility

    • @deltaxeno7807
      @deltaxeno7807 3 роки тому

      @Prince Ali It's mainly just America having this problem.

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 3 роки тому +4

      @Prince Ali
      Well there are countries where people actually take personal responsibility in handling the virus.

  • @damondgreen2239
    @damondgreen2239 3 роки тому +438

    Random guy: It’s not real bro!
    COVID: *Shows up at his door with a crowbar*
    Random guy: RELAX IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO RELAX!

    • @Rejukem
      @Rejukem 3 роки тому +4

      FILTHY PRANK

    • @josephoyek6574
      @josephoyek6574 3 роки тому +5

      Covid: It's just vibe check bro, chillax~

    • @nasirahmad4661
      @nasirahmad4661 3 роки тому +1

      i never said that

    • @damondgreen2239
      @damondgreen2239 3 роки тому

      @@nasirahmad4661 Shit it might have been your dad, Random Man...

  • @ashihtaka
    @ashihtaka 3 роки тому +7

    LMAO 3:24 "I just wanna shake your hand!!"
    Plane video guy reference not getting enough love

  • @shawsama599
    @shawsama599 3 роки тому +87

    2:00
    Anime main character trying to save their friend in mind controll:

    • @lostcali4418
      @lostcali4418 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/FSL4IfgzW6M/v-deo.html

  • @crazycat1107
    @crazycat1107 3 роки тому +106

    “We started spitting in each others mouths” 😂👏

  • @AfroxSama
    @AfroxSama 3 роки тому +55

    Bruh, I just forgot he wasn’t at a million subs that’s so hard to believe.

  • @BigfootWithMemes
    @BigfootWithMemes 3 роки тому +28

    Luckily I don't have to worry much about those people way out here in my forest

  • @rumofrass2586
    @rumofrass2586 3 роки тому +19

    Mother: sweetie Cover your mouth when you're gonna sneeze
    Her kid: 2:29

  • @trapmaster20
    @trapmaster20 3 роки тому +84

    Extrovert: There's a pandemic and I'm slowly dying on the inside.
    Introvert: So there's a pandemic. This will affect me how...?

    • @sunwukong3108
      @sunwukong3108 3 роки тому +4

      I'm an Ambivert and it only took longer to kill me inside

    • @waluigi3515
      @waluigi3515 3 роки тому +5

      Introvert's minds are degrading and dying on the inside, they just like to pretend it's not.

    • @Amaling
      @Amaling 3 роки тому +2

      Worldwide economic downturn and seeing just how stupid much of the world and some countries' governments are

    • @Onerev1
      @Onerev1 3 роки тому

      iam chillin 😎

    • @Onerev1
      @Onerev1 3 роки тому +1

      I make skits.y’all should check them out.thanks 🙂

  • @24Ace56
    @24Ace56 3 роки тому +12

    Bruh is nobody gonna point out how he did a spot on impression of the dude on the plane “I wanna shake your hand”

    • @tavsch
      @tavsch 3 роки тому

      no.

    • @nehmee_
      @nehmee_ 3 роки тому +1

      bruh i was laughing my ass off when i recognized the words and the voice lmao

    • @htxflow
      @htxflow 3 роки тому

      I knew that came from somewhere lol

  • @Diamond-eq2hj
    @Diamond-eq2hj 3 роки тому +1620

    You will never know how I got 1.6k likes

    • @Errupt
      @Errupt 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/xH3zkQR2z9Y/v-deo.html

    • @RoxasHikari0
      @RoxasHikari0 3 роки тому +19

      this has nothing to do with the video tf

    • @CrabsAndMobile
      @CrabsAndMobile 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/xH3zkQR2z9Y/v-deo.html

    • @amazinc754
      @amazinc754 3 роки тому +1

      Wtf does this comment mean

    • @davejay2097
      @davejay2097 3 роки тому

      てゃちsふんyぐy

  • @nagito8734
    @nagito8734 3 роки тому +12

    "And we like should touch blood, like, together bro"

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 3 роки тому +22

    "It's not real bro."
    _"It's Real Bro."_
    _"It's Always Sunny in Quarantine."_

  • @thyagarajk.c3996
    @thyagarajk.c3996 3 роки тому +37

    Covid : *exists*
    'murica: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that

    • @jonathanwessner3456
      @jonathanwessner3456 3 роки тому

      We'll walk on the other side of the street and pretend it doesn't exist....then maybe it won't come after us

    • @opxchaos5757
      @opxchaos5757 3 роки тому

      Covid: miniscule death rate, quick recovery, relatively harmless to average person
      World: let's shut down and ruin the lives of billions!
      Americans:Please take away more of our freedoms to keep us 'safe', please daddy govt.!!

    • @marcodz17
      @marcodz17 3 роки тому +5

      @@opxchaos5757 so you got that dream of being a doctor again huh

    • @joshuagross3151
      @joshuagross3151 3 роки тому

      @@marcodz17 He's got a point on the whole overreacting bit. People are already hoarding tp again.

    • @opxchaos5757
      @opxchaos5757 3 роки тому

      @@marcodz17 huh? Bro you don't have to be a doctor to know to look at the death rates man. It's just not worth keeping the world shut down. So should I find a doctor that is telling you what I am? Then will you be a little more speculative about your virus, or will you pass it off as a 'fake doctor' unless he agrees with you?

  • @ZOMOGOD
    @ZOMOGOD 3 роки тому +10

    "theres nothing to fear, but fear itself"

  • @pir8prod
    @pir8prod Рік тому +16

    This aged like milk.

  • @joshuathomas512
    @joshuathomas512 3 роки тому +16

    Should've said "have no fear, for I am here" smh, could've dropped that All Might reference

  • @prizma45
    @prizma45 Рік тому +14

    you're a bot if you took the poke unless you were forced

    • @F1rstNameLastName
      @F1rstNameLastName Рік тому +1

      couldn't go to work without it so...

    • @Squirrel-zq6oe
      @Squirrel-zq6oe Рік тому +1

      @@F1rstNameLastName yeah that part really does suck! I am so grateful I never got to that point in my workplace. To be honest I am very against it, but if I were going to lose my job I might have had to do it.

    • @wielderofthetriforce1934
      @wielderofthetriforce1934 Місяць тому

      Or maybe some people actually believe in facts and science and want to reduce their chances of getting sick. The ones who buy into all those ridiculous conspiracy theories are the real bots

  • @idreadFell365
    @idreadFell365 3 роки тому +313

    I see two things, people who don’t take it seriously enough, and people who take it too seriously.

    • @peterpham-piano1189
      @peterpham-piano1189 3 роки тому +74

      I would say he’s taking it just seriously enough. I mean what if someone you knew had covid and then they broke into your house and deliberately tried to spread it to you? You probably wouldn’t shoot them but probably react in a similar manner.

    • @crimsonphoenix1175
      @crimsonphoenix1175 3 роки тому +18

      @@peterpham-piano1189 nah both sides are exaggerated. You saying that pulling a gun on a friend because they went to a party isnt normal admits it's an exaggeration

    • @kaisolomon5187
      @kaisolomon5187 3 роки тому +30

      @@peterpham-piano1189 you missed the point of the the original comment. Read again.

    • @yuinurahilyon5711
      @yuinurahilyon5711 3 роки тому +23

      What do you mean? His taking it the right way. What kind of dumbass that went to a party that was coughing out spit and sneezing everywhere be free from Covid-19?

    • @idreadFell365
      @idreadFell365 3 роки тому +14

      @@yuinurahilyon5711 Though everything is exaggerated in this video, I wasn’t necessarily talking about the guy in the video, I’m talking about both sides in the real world.

  • @robertramos8676
    @robertramos8676 3 роки тому +10

    Started watching your vids yesterday. I respect the effort that goes into your editting, dialogue, and camera angles man. It all adds to the experience.

  • @MasterShifu34
    @MasterShifu34 3 роки тому +9

    I wonder why some people are so Ignorant when there people dying and they know it.

    • @jamielee2353
      @jamielee2353 3 роки тому +2

      It isn't that strange when you realize there are people who are dying from Covid and they themselves still don't believe its real.

    • @zandi1603
      @zandi1603 3 роки тому

      @@jamielee2353 yeah they need to have covid themselves or have a person they know have it to actually believe it's real like wtf is wrong with these people

    • @eli7950
      @eli7950 3 роки тому +1

      @@zandi1603 I have a family member who supposedly had it a couple months back and absolutely nothing happened to them even to this day

    • @jamielee2353
      @jamielee2353 3 роки тому +2

      @@zandi1603 No its actually kind of sad. There are people in hospitals with Covid who like to think they are dying from something else.

  • @Aaronleoxy
    @Aaronleoxy 3 роки тому +41

    "I JUST WANT TO SHAKE YOUR HAND"
    *he did the reference*

    • @chilepeulla
      @chilepeulla 3 роки тому

      I didn’t pick that up, what was he referencing ?

    • @Aaronleoxy
      @Aaronleoxy 3 роки тому +3

      @@chilepeulla ua-cam.com/video/Xcz-rVPvL2Y/v-deo.html skip to 0:25

  • @DraGonXabLe1
    @DraGonXabLe1 3 роки тому +11

    The Golden Wind OST when the guy who was about to sneeze and approach our homie made it feel like one of Diavolo's deaths

    • @smilinghouse4637
      @smilinghouse4637 3 роки тому

      The ost is when GER reverts everything to zero (e.g when the birds fly backwards). Its called Pensare

    • @DraGonXabLe1
      @DraGonXabLe1 3 роки тому

      @@smilinghouse4637 I appreciate the response for letting me know that it has another name for it! I believe the ost is also called Think

  • @abbasjafari5122
    @abbasjafari5122 3 роки тому +12

    1:00 i love how when he pulled up he takes the gun and his friend shirt literally describes his face
    NANI???

  • @tambarijohnson9428
    @tambarijohnson9428 3 роки тому +6

    "There's nothing to fear but fear itself." Famous last words.

  • @Lyxtwa
    @Lyxtwa 3 роки тому +5

    3:17 He started speaking the Courage language

  • @frontman4445
    @frontman4445 3 роки тому +3

    When he was bleeding and he said it was warm it was sad then all of a sudden It just turned happy i died of laughter

  • @HomelessBumm
    @HomelessBumm 3 роки тому +9

    Reminder that although covid is not dangerous for normal people, it can be deadly to some with organ problems or health problems, especially for old people, if you don't want to do it for yourself, do it for the others.

  • @luhsosa8274
    @luhsosa8274 3 роки тому +20

    He sounded like a bot in a movie that is giving people COVID-19

  • @rngesus7641
    @rngesus7641 3 роки тому +4

    1:49 I love how the music went from ennemy in Bleach to
    *Abbacchio , hey Abachio wake up .*

  • @rexorax9411
    @rexorax9411 3 роки тому +12

    Nice "I want to shake your hand airplane guy" reference

  • @newbleppmore7855
    @newbleppmore7855 2 роки тому +6

    yep thats the average covid believer

  • @debbiebatson8696
    @debbiebatson8696 3 роки тому +10

    The whole video: Literally how everybody around me feels too.

  • @repetitive5768
    @repetitive5768 3 роки тому +8

    I love the "I just wanna shake your hand" 😂😂

  • @TheRealWoopSlap
    @TheRealWoopSlap 3 роки тому +102

    When your earlier than the virtual hug kid and the kid who say he is earlier than the virtual hug kid

  • @pritam1366
    @pritam1366 3 роки тому +11

    Police: so you shot him
    He was gonna sneeze on me..

  • @AlkahestHD
    @AlkahestHD 3 роки тому +22

    ''It is what it is''
    - People who don't take the pandemic seriously

    • @AchedSphinx
      @AchedSphinx 3 роки тому +3

      "if i get the rona, i get the rona." i believe someone said that.

    • @reesejohnson2788
      @reesejohnson2788 3 роки тому +1

      Every black guy has said this lol

    • @UnknownCartoonEditor
      @UnknownCartoonEditor 3 роки тому +2

      @@reesejohnson2788 That’s not how race works.

  • @mrchair8342
    @mrchair8342 3 роки тому +5

    “I’m gonna sneeze on you”
    *takes off mask*

  • @thesuperawesomebros5747
    @thesuperawesomebros5747 3 роки тому +14

    Why USA has the most cases of covid
    - Sending their kids back to school
    - Not wearing masks
    - Not staying at home
    - And not covering their sneezes or coughs

    • @XxParasite
      @XxParasite 3 роки тому

      But not the most per capita, so...

    • @dColorOfBoom
      @dColorOfBoom 3 роки тому

      @@XxParasite it's not a race 🤦‍♂️. The numbers shouldn't even be this close

    • @XxParasite
      @XxParasite 3 роки тому

      @@dColorOfBoom good work on moving that goalpost!

    • @dColorOfBoom
      @dColorOfBoom 3 роки тому

      @@XxParasite what goalpost my guy?

  • @Antisocialnerd2
    @Antisocialnerd2 2 роки тому +5

    This aged well.

  • @gadgee1858
    @gadgee1858 3 роки тому +50

    Anyone else got the “I WANNA SHAKE YOUR HANDS” reference?