No fun to married to a gambler in real life or on UA-cam. Complete dead end to be a gambler or to be married to one. 😮🙄 Just run the other way. There is truth in jest. 🥸🤔. Ok Now I want to go buy a ticket and only scratch off the bottom and check for a winner.😂,😱🤣
Going through so much right now, my better half in the hospital and she only 38 and our little cord is stretched too much. Any and all laughs are appreciated. Thanks brother....Bryce from Roanoke VA😊
This reminds me of that episode of it's always Sunny in Philadelphia where they were like if you eat the cocaine you can't get addicted😂😂😂, as long as I don't play the game and just scratch off the barcode😂
Nahhh, This is exactly how I play and it's hard to drive away after losing so much, Which in turn we lose more, It's the system and how it's setup dude.
I used to work next to a corner store when I was doing tattoos for a living. I would make $3,000 to $10,000 a day and spend $1,000 a night on scratchers. I did this for years trying to hit it big. Most I ever won at one time was $900. 😅 I'm sure the lottery commission loved me though.
Lol I love this shit homie. I used to work at a hyundai plant in West point and one payday i went to this gas station next to liquor store up the road and decided to go big or go home because everyone lately had been saying bigger tickets won more often, so i tried a couple of 25$ tickets and won 175 between the both, decided that was a good *start* and spent 25 more on all losers. Walked away at that point but still man what a day lol it was a fire weekend
@@NerdorkNationDude I am pretty sure you are up like $15-20 or more bro but I was smokin the goods and I dont think the video was playing backwards actually it was just my minds eye doing jedi shit bro all good all good ❤️
My fiancé used to be a gambling addict in the pool halls back in the day. That’s as much as I know about gambling. Only scratch offs I’ve ever played were ones people have given to me on my birthday. Never won more than $5 or a free ticket I’ve been addicted to pretty much everything there is to be addicted to- aside from that. I clearly chose the wrong habits. I could have been helping school kids bro! Building bridges and fixing these here potholes in Chanooga son! Gotta get that dope-amine rush from somewhere dewd I mean cmon dewd.
And dude I still haven't found the Dr pepper ice cream you got me thinking about that on that video you put up and I never found it and I still want it
I only scratch my tickets with a quarter too but ive had tickets say twenty five dollar winner and it was fifty and a five that was thirty before too both misprint ls.
@NerdorkNation the only game I’ve ever consistently beat I’ve tried to tell people that professional poker is not gambling in the sense that the world views technically sure but I’ve plaid Holdem since I was a kid my whole family is from Tennessee Pulaski to be exact they migrated to Vegas about 40 years ago and all of them did extremely well playing Holdem as job and though I didn’t stay on that path I played a lot and supported myself for a lot of years off of Texas holdem in my 20’s when I had a baby I put it on the back burner and took the steady check although the way things are today I’m not sure if I made the right choice I still play once in a while and I’m about 73% winner when I sit down those odds are always going to work for me the only thing is when you play no limit that 27% chance loss can cripple you but there’s so much involved money management is key live to play another day! It’s a lot of discipline and can even be very boring at times when doing it for a job as you will fold most of your cards pre flop if you know what your doing it’s a waiting game but when you finally get something to throw in the water and you see those fish dump there money into your pockets it’s a dope amine rush forsure ! Poker is a sport more like chess your just renting the table the house takes a little cut but the best chess player at the table is taken home the cash an when it comes to cards I can play the ish out of some chess! Rant over -vids always titts! 😂💀🔥
An it’s pretty simple math I can show you how I got the 73% winner but you have to play almost daily for about 3 to 6 months before the equation can form ! Buyin +number of hours played per day + amount of win / loss per day would be extremely simple and you’d be able to see if you could beat the game consistently over time I know a lot of break even players over time they don’t really win or loose but to me it’s almost as bad as loosing and you have to have the bank roll to take big hits every once in a while because it happens ! An never steam you get pissed remeber the discipline and get off the table because once your emotions are involved your screwed I know I just went off on Holdem @NerdorkNation but I watched alot of your content and your funny as fuck they have high stakes home games down there all over my papa used to run a few he owned a lot of property in Pulaski he passed away this year I’m looking at his Holdem or Foldem belt buckle right now he wore it geryday for as long as I could remember he was one of the sharpest men I’ve ever met gonna miss’m an it’s a trip how one word can make you think of so many memories! I’d love to see you at a table someday my friend it would be a game to remeber to say the very least G! Rant truly over this time ???😅
I was working as a cashier, I do not like to gamble with the odds against me 1 out of 4 wins but... I always I mean always won only when..... Only iffff ..... I saw people buy more then 3 in a row of any deck, I took a mental note of the corner sequential numbers, And finally iffff, I was sure those tickets were their losers. Co-workers wondered why I was digging in the trash bins outside by the gas pumps. I'll clock out, cause it's grounds for termination to gamble at work cause I'm responsible right... I never bought more then two cause if the first one was a loss then I go for the second... I have never ever seen 5 losers in a row. Usually the 4th was was that 1/4 winner of only getting your money back.... I always got happy when that fourth was a loser cause for whatever reason if I was lucky enough to snag a buy after four losses in a row it was always guaranteed of at least having my money back from my second buy from what is actually the fifth bought since the last win. If you see someone buy a few, it's always worth a little patience to wait and see if they stick around and check the trash after them... Look at the corner numbers and keep a mental note of the last one.... Look at the decks and ask what number is ' glittery camel two toe lucky catfish' on... Buy one scratch that number only in front of the cashier like just have them check it right away,,,, if it's a winner walk away even if it's a break even but your first one is a loser that's ok, Guaranteed your second buy or rather 'the fifth buy' (from the first known loser in a row) is and will be more then a 50\50 odds,,, more then a 3/4 odds,,,,, More to then a 4/4! Odds but is in my experience half the time I got my money back or more. 500 is my top win but I would never gamble with my odds being 1/4 that is like finding a robber and saying "Please, take, thank you may I have another?" If I'm going to meet a robber im making sure to catch him after he leaves the bank.
I have use those machines to check my tickets before and luckily I decided to check over them again myself and I’m glad I did because the machine was wrong. It almost cost me 30 bucks
If ya scratch the whole way across the bottom(not just the bar code), there’s a line of numbers, and if ya see a number in parentheses (…) that’s how much ya win.. Just sayin so ya don’t gotta do In to check winners
@@NerdorkNationdo as I say not as I do, love it!! Do you ever hit up Pennsylvania in your travels? Would love to catch your stand up or just see how that be irl
![Harry Mack First Time Reaction!!! [Rappers And Producer React to Harry Mack omegal bars 42]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3LGVIpmzShg/mqdefault.jpg)
I like the longer video and your humor is really smart which is difficult to pull off your a champ dude. Great choice of subject
Hell yeah, way to stay in control man! 😂😂
This guy's gonna be world famous. Right up there w/Chong, Jack Black, Kinison, Dude's on his way.
Dude I cant stop watching you’re videos !!! You are fking funny! Keep up with the cop videos!!!😂😂😂😂
Chris Farley as well !
You’re not wrong!! I love this guy’s sense of humor!!! 😂😂😂
i needed this this dude could make anyone smile whoever gets to marry this man better realize how lucky she is
No fun to married to a gambler in real life or on UA-cam. Complete dead end to be a gambler or to be married to one. 😮🙄 Just run the other way. There is truth in jest. 🥸🤔. Ok Now I want to go buy a ticket and only scratch off the bottom and check for a winner.😂,😱🤣
What if he’s into wiener.
Especially if she has his stoner kids
Scratchers got you scratching for them 😂
Funny sh!t though dude
I really like this dude. He reminds me of my son so much. I can't avoid laughing every time I see him. So funny.
This had me rolling! 😂
Love this guy!
Awesome WORK IMO 💯
Going through so much right now, my better half in the hospital and she only 38 and our little cord is stretched too much. Any and all laughs are appreciated. Thanks brother....Bryce from Roanoke VA😊
Was it the vax?
Get through the tough time and get back to the good times. Pulling for your family from Texas!
Prayers for USER post. May ur better half return home. LAUGHTER IS REFRESHING. THIS DUDE IS A CLASS.. ACT.
Bryce, my most sincere wish is that your wife heals quickly and laughter comes back into your lives! 🙏🏼 😊
Heyyy! I'm from Roanoke, VA too brother! Prayers for you & your better half that she gets better! Hoping RMG or LG treats her well!
Dude is SO full of talent!! He needs his own show!! I would love to see him on the big screen!! 👍🏼👍🏼🤣😂😂🤣
"Mom need some new shoes" 😆
Famous last words..." IM NOT ADDICTED"! Ha'
Either comedy or music, you will be big in either or both!!! So much talent!!! Faf!!!
Why isn't this guy in a movie? It would be hilarious!!! What a character.
Friend of mine just hit 50k, he does what you do
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time!
This man is a legend 💪
Seems like they got you...
And yeah I think we're getting that smoke from Canada. I knew that was Tennessee accent!😊
Dude I would love to party with you. Your funny as hell!
Now if dude could stop running from his past and learn how to run back, bro would be 30$ up still. ✌
Hahahaha right dude dang
Explain
@@KlausBarbi-qe6ix Nah.
This is how they get you
😂
rofl. relatable i have my own addiction. hahahaha. you make me laugh so hard it gives me gastritis dude. hahahahaha
This Dudes Great Keep Up the Skits its Classic Dude 313 Until I D-I-E 💯
omg I f'n love you dude!! Wish I found ya sooner! oxo
Someone pay this man, he deserves it
Do a $50 one next!!!!!
I hate those ones!! Mainly because I've hit 2-3 diff times for like 500. But I'm sure I've spent WAY MORE. On em ever since winning those few 🤦🙄
This reminds me of that episode of it's always Sunny in Philadelphia where they were like if you eat the cocaine you can't get addicted😂😂😂, as long as I don't play the game and just scratch off the barcode😂
Love your vids dude
😂 you win, Anew subscriber…..!!
Brilliant dude. Lol
I will never scratch off the wrong way again... They're not going to control me!!!😁😁😁😜❤️
Hahahah
Nahhh, This is exactly how I play and it's hard to drive away after losing so much, Which in turn we lose more, It's the system and how it's setup dude.
I used to work next to a corner store when I was doing tattoos for a living. I would make $3,000 to $10,000 a day and spend $1,000 a night on scratchers. I did this for years trying to hit it big. Most I ever won at one time was $900. 😅 I'm sure the lottery commission loved me though.
I scratch the same way! I used to work in a convenience store ❤
Scratch-offs, the 401k of the woking poor. 🤘 Keep on rickin' in the free world brother,!
Group Hug Dude, keep scratchin n sniffin....no matter though, you're already a winner💫💫💫💫💫
Dude when is your next standup show man I gotta seeu in person lol
We need to see @NerdorkNation at a blackjack table. This was gold 😂
No way! Im a poker dude
@@NerdorkNation poker dude you barely knew her 😆
@@whoguardstheguardians7848 😆😆🙌
Diffently a winner lol
I'm going to be watching you alot more now that I know you're from my hometown. I've been to that gas station, lol!
So cool! Love my chatt folks
never played or gambled,.I do hope u win. u entertain us, best get paid for it. lol
Next one gonna be a winner dude… gotta let that guy win one dude lol I love this dude
Lol I love this shit homie. I used to work at a hyundai plant in West point and one payday i went to this gas station next to liquor store up the road and decided to go big or go home because everyone lately had been saying bigger tickets won more often, so i tried a couple of 25$ tickets and won 175 between the both, decided that was a good *start* and spent 25 more on all losers. Walked away at that point but still man what a day lol it was a fire weekend
Gambling is always in the house's favor.
Dude.. hilarious. We gotta hang. Maybe go half on a full book. Lemme know bro. We got this😂
I figure he has an awesome gf/bf but I swear he's my lobster....he just doesn't know it yet 😂❤
Good humor dude
I’ve done this like it was my job before. Hilarious to watch happen to someone else
Dude! You are way up actually i watched the video backwards you are wayyyyy up bro!!
Wht do you mean? 😂
@@NerdorkNationDude I am pretty sure you are up like $15-20 or more bro but I was smokin the goods and I dont think the video was playing backwards actually it was just my minds eye doing jedi shit bro all good all good ❤️
@@mantissmith5212 dude… I read this hella wrong hahaha I get the joke now. Im an idiot
@@NerdorkNation Dude you are epic bro never forget that. You are already legend status bro ❤️✌️😎
Everytime I see Tennessee stuff I get excited, missed seeing you in Chattanooga, you ever do anything in Knoxville?
A man & his money is SOON FARTED 😂😂😂😂❤
My fiancé used to be a gambling addict in the pool halls back in the day. That’s as much as I know about gambling. Only scratch offs I’ve ever played were ones people have given to me on my birthday. Never won more than $5 or a free ticket
I’ve been addicted to pretty much everything there is to be addicted to- aside from that. I clearly chose the wrong habits. I could have been helping school kids bro! Building bridges and fixing these here potholes in Chanooga son! Gotta get that dope-amine rush from somewhere dewd I mean cmon dewd.
this is just like my buddy kyle. dude would spend almost his entire check on scratchers😊
I would truly be interested in finding this cats family tree.😵
It's a ganja tree
If we follow his example we will never be addicted. I have never played it once in my 57 years. But now I want to.
He's killing me!
Way to not let it control you bro lol😂
The dude is funny as fuck
Valuable life lessons in here:)
Awesome dude
68 on 90 in montana man mind bogged,
And dude I still haven't found the Dr pepper ice cream you got me thinking about that on that video you put up and I never found it and I still want it
I only scratch my tickets with a quarter too but ive had tickets say twenty five dollar winner and it was fifty and a five that was thirty before too both misprint ls.
At least he’s figured out how to not be controlled by these scratch offs. Imagine if he was. What would that look like?😂
Thanks for the tips
Warren county Tennessee boy right here...where's my other hill folks at?
I do it that way too because I don’t have the patience for the waiting until I get them all scratched off 😁
Let’s go to your local Casino next time 🤘🏽
Dude I wish! I wanna play some Holdem dude!
@NerdorkNation the only game I’ve ever consistently beat I’ve tried to tell people that professional poker is not gambling in the sense that the world views technically sure but I’ve plaid Holdem since I was a kid my whole family is from Tennessee Pulaski to be exact they migrated to Vegas about 40 years ago and all of them did extremely well playing Holdem as job and though I didn’t stay on that path I played a lot and supported myself for a lot of years off of Texas holdem in my 20’s when I had a baby I put it on the back burner and took the steady check although the way things are today I’m not sure if I made the right choice I still play once in a while and I’m about 73% winner when I sit down those odds are always going to work for me the only thing is when you play no limit that 27% chance loss can cripple you but there’s so much involved money management is key live to play another day! It’s a lot of discipline and can even be very boring at times when doing it for a job as you will fold most of your cards pre flop if you know what your doing it’s a waiting game but when you finally get something to throw in the water and you see those fish dump there money into your pockets it’s a dope amine rush forsure ! Poker is a sport more like chess your just renting the table the house takes a little cut but the best chess player at the table is taken home the cash an when it comes to cards I can play the ish out of some chess!
Rant over -vids always titts! 😂💀🔥
An it’s pretty simple math I can show you how I got the 73% winner but you have to play almost daily for about 3 to 6 months before the equation can form ! Buyin +number of hours played per day + amount of win / loss per day would be extremely simple and you’d be able to see if you could beat the game consistently over time I know a lot of break even players over time they don’t really win or loose but to me it’s almost as bad as loosing and you have to have the bank roll to take big hits every once in a while because it happens ! An never steam you get pissed remeber the discipline and get off the table because once your emotions are involved your screwed I know I just went off on Holdem @NerdorkNation but I watched alot of your content and your funny as fuck they have high stakes home games down there all over my papa used to run a few he owned a lot of property in Pulaski he passed away this year I’m looking at his Holdem or Foldem belt buckle right now he wore it geryday for as long as I could remember he was one of the sharpest men I’ve ever met gonna miss’m an it’s a trip how one word can make you think of so many memories! I’d love to see you at a table someday my friend it would be a game to remeber to say the very least G!
Rant truly over this time ???😅
Bro that next one was the big winner
Dude, you rode the wave and came in for a soft landing, next time, to da moon baby!
I do the EXACT same thing!!!!
This is the guy outside of the convienance store that asks if you have a lighter then asks if you have a ciggarette then asks if you have 5 bucks!
That guy messed your rhythm up by closing or you'd def be up
Nice
Totally Controlled 😂
You remind me of Elvis Presley 😊
❤❤❤😂😂😂
Those lottery machines are rude af calling everyone losers all the time. They're really picky 😂
My neighbor acts just like him. 😅
I was working as a cashier, I do not like to gamble with the odds against me 1 out of 4 wins but... I always I mean always won only when.....
Only iffff .....
I saw people buy more then 3 in a row of any deck,
I took a mental note of the corner sequential numbers,
And finally iffff,
I was sure those tickets were their losers. Co-workers wondered why I was digging in the trash bins outside by the gas pumps. I'll clock out, cause it's grounds for termination to gamble at work cause I'm responsible right... I never bought more then two cause if the first one was a loss then I go for the second... I have never ever seen 5 losers in a row. Usually the 4th was was that 1/4 winner of only getting your money back.... I always got happy when that fourth was a loser cause for whatever reason if I was lucky enough to snag a buy after four losses in a row it was always guaranteed of at least having my money back from my second buy from what is actually the fifth bought since the last win.
If you see someone buy a few, it's always worth a little patience to wait and see if they stick around and check the trash after them... Look at the corner numbers and keep a mental note of the last one.... Look at the decks and ask what number is ' glittery camel two toe lucky catfish' on... Buy one scratch that number only in front of the cashier like just have them check it right away,,,, if it's a winner walk away even if it's a break even but your first one is a loser that's ok,
Guaranteed your second buy or rather 'the fifth buy' (from the first known loser in a row) is and will be more then a 50\50 odds,,,
more then a 3/4 odds,,,,,
More to then a 4/4! Odds but is in my experience half the time I got my money back or more. 500 is my top win but I would never gamble with my odds being 1/4 that is like finding a robber and saying
"Please, take, thank you may I have another?" If I'm going to meet a robber im making sure to catch him after he leaves the bank.
Bro add a donate button so we can support you.
I have use those machines to check my tickets before and luckily I decided to check over them again myself and I’m glad I did because the machine was wrong. It almost cost me 30 bucks
They used to have numbers around the barcode that would let you know how much you won.. for instance -fve- would be “5”. -twn- would be “20”
It's always the one and THAT's how they get YOUR money!
“That’s how they control you dude” “They don’t control me though dude” “uh yea I’ll take 2 more 24’s” 💀
Sir 1:45 is a lie. I have hit $5,000 on a $2 ticket and it was the last one in the roll.
What part of TN you chill in Bro? Chatt Town?
Damn it! They got you dude!!😔
😂😂😂 absolutely love this The odds of winning we’re pretty low 😂I love scratch cards
lol I feel it 😂
Yup
That's a great idea
Bro your in TN, damn cuh pull up
If ya scratch the whole way across the bottom(not just the bar code), there’s a line of numbers, and if ya see a number in parentheses (…) that’s how much ya win..
Just sayin so ya don’t gotta do In to check winners
I got it on my Dash camera but it happens so fast, I watched it like 8 times like wtf. Red bull fuckn everywhere. Threw it .
I live in Ottawa and you're getting more smoke than us rn
It was sooo bad earlier in the day
It's that iconic Canadian campfire smell. All Canadians smell like campfire.
Come babe,… let’s go to the casino ,.. gettin rezzy aren’t ya ?! Lol 😝
I wanna play hold ‘em!
@@NerdorkNation omg!!! This made my day !!! I’m so happy now 😁😍🥰
The crosswords are my favorite
This is a full-blown addiction 😟
What part of Tn you from? Or currently residing in?? I live in east Tn in knoxville.
Thanks to this video i went and lost $150 on $30 scratchers. I'm bummed.
Oh never do as I do😂😂😂
@@NerdorkNationdo as I say not as I do, love it!! Do you ever hit up Pennsylvania in your travels? Would love to catch your stand up or just see how that be irl