My Son Cracked The Code To Always Win At Slots

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  • @rarri3367
    @rarri3367 10 місяців тому +653

    lmao my boys found the sauce 😂💪🏾💯💸💸💸

    • @v5Clone
      @v5Clone 10 місяців тому +30

      20:50 Teenage Dream by Katy Perry**

    • @beckyheinz7337
      @beckyheinz7337 10 місяців тому +38

      Sure they didn't hit it?
      Thanks for doing this, so we don't have to! 😂 Appreciate all you guys.

    • @Fanita
      @Fanita 10 місяців тому +13

      This is hysterical!

    • @rarri3367
      @rarri3367 10 місяців тому +1

      @@beckyheinz7337 lmao 😂 went downhill prettyyy fast 😂😂😂😂😂 damn i love these dudes they keep me laughing.

    • @rarri3367
      @rarri3367 10 місяців тому +6

      @@Fanita lmao 😂 EJ and his genius plans. 😂😂😂

  • @RichardTaylor-nr1lm
    @RichardTaylor-nr1lm 10 місяців тому +440

    Love the true gambler banter. When he was winning, his son was a genius for figuring out the system. When he was losing, his son was an idiot. Then winning again, back to praising his son until he started losing again. That was more fun that actually watching the slot. LOL.

    • @zone7rizzo
      @zone7rizzo 9 місяців тому +15

      Sounds like my dad. Minus the winning LOL

    • @HiEthelHere
      @HiEthelHere 9 місяців тому +4

      Hahaha

    • @Ocean_breezes
      @Ocean_breezes 9 місяців тому +21

      Trust me, these people only make money on you tube clicks. Playing slot machines and winning is totally random and unpredictable. If you're depending on making a living playing slot machines, you will wind up bankrupt in no time. Just play them for entertainment. Don't be fooled.

    • @War.Nerve.
      @War.Nerve. 9 місяців тому +2

      @@Ocean_breezes agreed. slots are the game to make a livin. you could win but it´s too much volatile.

    • @kristismith2010
      @kristismith2010 8 місяців тому +1

      LmAo

  • @TheUnfortunateKing
    @TheUnfortunateKing 4 місяці тому +116

    This video cured my gambling craving. I can’t describe the waves of sadness I felt seeing thousands upon thousands being fed into this machine with nothing to show for it

    • @FBAfamily
      @FBAfamily 10 днів тому +1

      U should see Mr handpay then. That man put in over 14k on double diamond

  • @aaronw6195
    @aaronw6195 8 місяців тому +159

    One thing I love about this channel is that you guys don't really edit out the losses no matter how devastating they are. Anyone who has actually gambled before knows it's usually a huge dry spell before walking out of the casino with any kind of money. The fact that Matt brings his son and friends a long for back and forth banter makes every trip worth every penny anyway. This is all no good if you're not enjoying your time and having fun in the process.

    • @earflower
      @earflower 7 місяців тому +5

      90% of gamblers quit right before they hit it big.😜

    • @LucFournier-cc7xx
      @LucFournier-cc7xx 6 місяців тому +1

      C'est super vous voir jouer c'est amusant mais sa démontre c'est difficile de gagner mais au moins tu es sûr de revoir ton argent c'est pas c0mme en ligne ou je me fait avoir et personne les dénoncés... Bravo à vous !!!

    • @brettwatson7573
      @brettwatson7573 3 місяці тому

      NEver take more than your willing to lose. that's the rule of thumb me/wife use when we go the casino like once a year lol

  • @JP-ee7qq
    @JP-ee7qq Місяць тому +4

    Not sure how many times I am watching this but this video of father and son is such a classic. It really showcases the deep love and the hilarity from that same love between father and son. His love and stoic support for EJ and all his ideas and adventures, 'idiotic' or otherwise, is the real stealer of this video... countless times watching this already ❤😂

  • @eileencraig7641
    @eileencraig7641 10 місяців тому +129

    The .75 cents a spin segment in the beginning was hilarious. I really thought you had something there, but tying to hit the BONUS at $50 was just crazy. Great video. So much fun watching.

    • @jamesmccourt9782
      @jamesmccourt9782 10 місяців тому +1

      I know right?!

    • @rissb7994
      @rissb7994 10 місяців тому +4

      That was so funny getting bonus after bonus on 75 cents. Then sando on $50. That's life.😮

    • @chairlesnicol672
      @chairlesnicol672 10 місяців тому

      ​@@jamesmccourt9782Sometimes the $50 a spin bonus will give u 6 free spin bonus: could b 6 handfuls of dirt too, LOL

    • @mashmarttv
      @mashmarttv 10 місяців тому

      the cow bell reminds me how crazy it is for a family activity

  • @tfptravel.food.peace.3788
    @tfptravel.food.peace.3788 8 місяців тому +1271

    I'm a compulsive gambler 11 days clean. This video made me not want to gamble again. The highs, lows, despair, losses....Thank you. This REALLY shows a typical night. First, you're up...having THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!🎉 BUT then comes the looooows, losses....you can't have one without the other. To lose 9k is wild!!!!
    Edit: 4/26/24 - 30 Days bet free yall!!!🙌🏾

    • @mattquinn5183
      @mattquinn5183 8 місяців тому +32

      Was thinking the same. Doubtless this is the intended effect: "We're doing this so you don't have to" ...

    • @slickmick7114
      @slickmick7114 8 місяців тому +10

      Were u a good gambler? Do u like any ML for today?

    • @tomfelts8980
      @tomfelts8980 8 місяців тому +28

      Don't do it brother,it's not worth it u got this ,u know it's the house wins facts .I'm proud of u for not gambling,an if u did ,u got this

    • @damonthedudeman94
      @damonthedudeman94 8 місяців тому

      @@slickmick7114 if you are a good gambler you don’t have a problem you have a great job 😂😂

    • @snoopy_moe
      @snoopy_moe 8 місяців тому +25

      Commenting on this post 11 days later… hope you’re still gamble free and safe x

  • @terryb5803
    @terryb5803 10 місяців тому +473

    I could hear the engineers at Aristocrat who made this machine. "So, how many idiots are going to think they can just build up the bonus on 75 cent denom"🤣Love you guys!!!!!

    • @VegasMatt
      @VegasMatt  10 місяців тому +67

      Taylor made for us.

    • @terryb5803
      @terryb5803 10 місяців тому +5

      😆😆😆@@VegasMatt

    • @DavidWsTrainVideos
      @DavidWsTrainVideos 10 місяців тому +5

      @@VegasMattBAHAHAHA

    • @chairlesnicol672
      @chairlesnicol672 10 місяців тому +16

      On the piggies each denomination is different for the bonus,, otherwise everyone would bet low at 75¢ n change to a $250 spin! LOL​@@VegasMatt

    • @NibiruKingYoshua12
      @NibiruKingYoshua12 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@VegasMatt is there a method for the ultimate fire link slot machines....

  • @deepjyptimoran-mk8nr
    @deepjyptimoran-mk8nr 4 місяці тому +778

    This is merely the start. Get the forbidden book Whispers of Manifestation on Borlest, and uncover the secrets they've been hiding.

  • @gobigblue6782
    @gobigblue6782 10 місяців тому +411

    That machine played EJ like a fiddle. Idiot, took the bait, set the hook and then slowly reeled you guys in to Sando. One of your best videos. Very entertaining. Thanks for everyday posts.😂

    • @kevinmontgomery9867
      @kevinmontgomery9867 10 місяців тому +25

      They should have had the bonus at $4,000.00 in but didn't realize that the machine was malfunctioning and started ripping them off, but hey it is only money

    • @kidc2004
      @kidc2004 10 місяців тому +11

      The commentary on this one is 😂
      It's weird.. It's like it's stuck at the end. 😅

    • @InLoveWithLove252
      @InLoveWithLove252 10 місяців тому +9

      When I play that game, I feel the machines out, and wait until one "calls" me, lol. Each time, I put my money in, do max bets each spin. I've always won more than I put in. Usually on my last spin. Never walked away with less than 600. I don't play them often, but this one is probably my most favorite slot game. 😊

    • @paulm3079
      @paulm3079 10 місяців тому +14

      Those meters are random and the rules usually say that. They can hit with one green icon or 70. Believe me…learned the hard way 😮

    • @susieh2981
      @susieh2981 10 місяців тому +13

      Do u really think you cracked the code or was that just to get your viewers to watch? All bonus rounds on slots are totally random. It still was fun to watch.

  • @Poofesure
    @Poofesure 10 місяців тому +448

    that is the most sick and twisted perceived progression bar i've ever seen! and you got the bonus finally cause you had 6 or more balls, it wasn't even the bonus bar triggering making it hit!

    • @AmyBethB
      @AmyBethB 10 місяців тому +6

      Yep!

    • @AGermz
      @AGermz 10 місяців тому +5

      I saw that thinking he'd get two bonus😂

    • @richardwingate9240
      @richardwingate9240 10 місяців тому +34

      I don't think you found a trick. Spent $8 hundred to win $900. Trust me these slot manufacturers know what they are doing and casinos know it.

    • @iro9486
      @iro9486 10 місяців тому

      @@richardwingate9240 Pretty sure they knew that.

    • @pebbsmosley3935
      @pebbsmosley3935 10 місяців тому +5

      I thought they would figure it out you need at least six balls

  • @TammyWheaton
    @TammyWheaton 10 місяців тому +26

    OH MY GOSH, this video had me rolling. "This would be funny if it wasn't so painful" is my favorite line. I thought EJ was really on to something at the beginning because it sounded like it made sense.

    • @intuitivediane
      @intuitivediane 4 місяці тому

      😂😂😂have you ever seen those big pandas or those baskets … they can take days to open or pop.

  • @spaniardboy214
    @spaniardboy214 6 місяців тому +89

    Going from “genius idea” to “idiot idea” in a matter of 5 min was hilarious

  • @ginaanderson5186
    @ginaanderson5186 10 місяців тому +60

    My anxiety was at an all time high for sure…What a ride it was!! You guys are hilarious!! Love the “free entertainment “♥️🤣

    • @Newchannel9o6
      @Newchannel9o6 10 місяців тому +5

      It pissed me off when he got right there and bammm it choked him for a few more thousand before giving him satisfaction, kinda reminds me of my last date lol punt intended.

  • @tkell31
    @tkell31 10 місяців тому +33

    Man the Laurel and Hardy act at the start had me crying. Seeing the bonuses on 75 cents was hilarious. Thanks for the science.

  • @sarahgupton2552
    @sarahgupton2552 10 місяців тому +67

    “Rational people would quit”. .. famous Vegas Matt saying. You should put that on a t-shirt.

    • @JohnS-il1dr
      @JohnS-il1dr 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@Blahblaa66if you have an IRA or 401k you are gambling

  • @josephvanleuvan1200
    @josephvanleuvan1200 2 місяці тому +40

    If you haven't noticed, the bonus moves much faster when the bet is smaller and a lot slower. When you got the $50 bet for the same denominations, you already got the bonus, whereas it only moves like a millimeter. Thanks for making this video. It shows me exactly how much I can lose in such a short amount of time and it will keep me out of the casino playing slots

    • @melissagladstone5968
      @melissagladstone5968 Місяць тому +1

      @@josephvanleuvan1200 LOOOOLLL 🤣 seriously what I was thinking.

    • @paulweber3962
      @paulweber3962 Місяць тому +4

      The same company in Australia makes this and the Firecracker machines. It's the same strategy. Start low, then when its about to pop raise your bet. However, on the higher bets it takes a lot longer to hit the video bonus and payout. You have to play 10 machines, win on 6-7 and lose on 3-4, then you'll make some money. This won't happen every time.

  • @theviper6684
    @theviper6684 9 місяців тому +403

    This machine figured out what you guys were doing real quick 😭😭

    • @ronricker5316
      @ronricker5316 7 місяців тому +22

      Machines do not "learn". It even says in the rules that the bonus indicator is just a graphic and bonuses are completely random. As these guys have shown.

    • @ghost_sniper8070
      @ghost_sniper8070 7 місяців тому

      @@ronricker5316 i think he was joking

    • @Blessings-zq2ck
      @Blessings-zq2ck 7 місяців тому +6

      For real!! These machines are smart.!

    • @ghostbombl8034
      @ghostbombl8034 7 місяців тому

      ​@@ronricker5316
      Not really. They need to rig these machines somehow so they won't go out of business. The whole casino is rigged to get you confused lost and drunk to spend more.😅

    • @m4th1js
      @m4th1js 7 місяців тому +33

      It is just simple math. When it pays out 4K, it will eat more then 10K before it will do it again. There is no slot machine that loses money in a casino! That's why I won't keep playing on a machine that just did make me a profit! Take the profit and go to another game.

  • @sarahgupton2552
    @sarahgupton2552 10 місяців тому +64

    It doesn’t mind hitting at 25 cents. It loves to collect your money at $50 per spin.

    • @treydelfel5486
      @treydelfel5486 3 місяці тому +2

      No the machine is glitched there is a way to make it pay out they are just doing it wrong. But you want it bugged like this probably wasn't a grand into it then drop your bet to $25 and keep it there I guarantee that meter won't only fill but it will constantly keep filling

  • @robby414-o4n
    @robby414-o4n 10 місяців тому +13

    i love how you and Ej go back and forth with each other it is so hilarious!!! You seem like a great dad. You to are perfect together. Love watching you both every day highlight of my day! I cant wait to get out to vegas to meet you guys! THANKS FOR THE DAILY LAUGHS !!

  • @divinity922
    @divinity922 5 місяців тому +21

    Hilarious! I was in tears listening throughout the whole video. The banter kept me entertained as I truly related to being drawn in by the deception of winning big with the larger bets only to leave empty handed. Sorry for your loss although I truly enjoyed watching this!

    • @VegasMatt
      @VegasMatt  2 місяці тому

      @@divinity922 craziness

  • @bradleymcfarland9906
    @bradleymcfarland9906 8 місяців тому +46

    Love how in the beginning "it was so easy" and "we figured this out, don't tell anyone about how we figured out how to exploit the casino" and then by the end when they were stuck 14k+ they didn't believe in it at all anymore and were just stuck in full blown tilt chase mode. Been there before so I know what it's like, just funny is all

    • @LupusMechanicus
      @LupusMechanicus 6 місяців тому

      It's always full blown tilt twisted chase mode or you wouldn't be dumb enough to hand your money over to jews.

    • @realisticone3439
      @realisticone3439 3 місяці тому

      it's for the clicks on youtube. they know the video will make them more. they make 50k plus a month just on this channel.

  • @robertrooney485
    @robertrooney485 10 місяців тому +35

    I love how Matt plays slots for a living and can never ever figure out how it works. Is this fee games? Do I need 3? What does the coin do? It’s hilarious. Best content ever. 😂😂

    • @KyleOvard
      @KyleOvard 10 місяців тому +1

      I can't believe they can't remember hitting six to set it off

  • @shaundiltz5821
    @shaundiltz5821 10 місяців тому +50

    I love Dr hindsight showed up “ you shoulda just started with $50”. Lmao. This is too entertaining

  • @Timothy_lery
    @Timothy_lery 4 місяці тому +2

    I love the fact that you are transparent compare to others because they only showing winning bets and hiding losing bets . Thank you for being transparent

  • @emdotterererererer894
    @emdotterererererer894 10 місяців тому +13

    I love the laughs I got from this! You all kept a great attitude even when losing....and ur dad is super hot, EJ!

  • @peterk3232
    @peterk3232 10 місяців тому +38

    Matt is the only guy on the internet who finds the situation “funny” after having 15K swing- he teaches us too you find humor in the utmost miserable situation lolll ❤❤❤🎉🎉

    • @RealBoiJare
      @RealBoiJare 8 місяців тому +2

      It’s because he makes his money off UA-cam not gambling. Hope you understand that lol

  • @CashanovaXTREME
    @CashanovaXTREME 7 місяців тому +101

    The cowbell of poverty is hilarious 😂

  • @yorgosventouras1179
    @yorgosventouras1179 3 місяці тому +4

    from the time mark 26:00 to 27:23 every time you hit the bonu.... it was showing that you got it but it actually was retracting back on the S..... man .... this is a high volatile game...... it did drain you dry big time. thank you for showing us what not to do...... love the video 😄

  • @garyhenderson8178
    @garyhenderson8178 10 місяців тому +7

    It was a awesome experiment. For the next time a hypothetical edge over the casino floor, simply look up at the big beautiful hotel and all of the incredible amenities and think “wonder where they got the money to build ALL of those awesome things”?
    The positive conversations of your videos are as enjoyable as watching your play.
    Thank you for producing such a wholesome product!

  • @dectrickwright2864
    @dectrickwright2864 10 місяців тому +269

    Bruh…the "Bonu” being stuck at “S” through $10,000+ was diabolical 🤦‍♂️ 😂😂😂

    • @mike12585
      @mike12585 10 місяців тому +16

      🤦‍♂️ with almost 0 line pays 😆

    • @roxana.e2627
      @roxana.e2627 10 місяців тому +24

      That's how all the casinos take your $$$, gives you a decent jackpot but in return it takes it all back from you , the green bar doesn't move from the "S"😬

    • @nukima11
      @nukima11 8 місяців тому +4

      Don't camp machine for too long then.🤫

    • @SandraLJM88
      @SandraLJM88 8 місяців тому +4

      I believe you needed 6 green money at the same time and it would of gave you that bonus

    • @darrylparker8889
      @darrylparker8889 8 місяців тому +13

      That's crazy did you guys notice that the green bar started going back a little bit instead of going forward not wanting to get on the S that machine started cheating

  • @scottsansam6629
    @scottsansam6629 10 місяців тому +25

    Real good learning experience seeing how manipulative these machines can be with the perceived progression that is total bunk. I can't believe these things are legal.

    • @ThatRedhedd
      @ThatRedhedd 8 місяців тому

      Right?! Completely deceptive!

  • @benjiekautz1710
    @benjiekautz1710 Місяць тому +4

    The cowbell of poverty had me cracking up 😂😂😂

  • @mikea5205
    @mikea5205 10 місяців тому +68

    That bonus meter was driving me crazy! Freakin machine knows exactly what it's doing.

    • @rebeccaelliot7698
      @rebeccaelliot7698 10 місяців тому +6

      Exactly! The green meter moves forward like it is about to progress, but it bounces back to its original place.
      The human mind thinks it will hit soon, therefore, the player continues to feed it, or put money into the machine.

    • @rebeccaelliot7698
      @rebeccaelliot7698 10 місяців тому

      I am referring to when the meter is close to the end on the right, and the word bonus is completely lit in green.

    • @BläckWidöw73-o9s
      @BläckWidöw73-o9s 10 місяців тому +1

      Always does otherwise there will be no more casino robbing the suckers! 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

  • @heres_johnny9151
    @heres_johnny9151 10 місяців тому +27

    This was hilarious, just we are all guilty of having theories and systems, but Matt and EJ, this is next level stuff. Keep it up!!

  • @TheBeerman518
    @TheBeerman518 10 місяців тому +12

    I am still laughing from when VM said to EJ "this is a stupid idea" and EJ said "you pushed the button". Thanks for another entertaining day. Sorry you ended in the negative. You'll get 'em next time.

    • @VegasMatt
      @VegasMatt  10 місяців тому +2

      Thank you so much! We really appreciate you watching. ☺️

  • @lawabidingbaddie9595
    @lawabidingbaddie9595 13 днів тому

    This was so entertaining. It also helps me realize these machines are dopamine dealers and I should stay away lol. I’ll just enjoy watching you guys suffer and go through so many emotions. It cracks me up! 🤣

  • @bernietoth
    @bernietoth 10 місяців тому +10

    They know each other so well… it’s going poorly and Matt says “another idiotic idea from EJ” then when they start winning EJ says “this is about to become his idea again” lol

  • @Dog8myhomework
    @Dog8myhomework 10 місяців тому +25

    Once they started winning EJ was like “this is about to become Vegas Matt’s idea again” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @waylonsquare4415
    @waylonsquare4415 10 місяців тому +14

    the conversation makes the whole video lmao. you guys are great!

  • @ilovej0e
    @ilovej0e 4 місяці тому +2

    I thought this was going to be long but I was thoroughly entertained the whole time & rooting for you! Get em’ next time!!!

  • @csmith2435
    @csmith2435 10 місяців тому +12

    The guys from COWBOY SLOTS have explained the volatility of machines like this one and how basically, the high dollar bet pays well but the odds of hitting on the high bet diminish. Might get more small jackpots betting the smaller amount. Most of us don't have pockets deep enough to marry a machine like that and spend a couple of thousand dollars for entertainment. That being said, great video and thanks for sharing! 😎😎😎

  • @evespower1
    @evespower1 10 місяців тому +20

    I hope you got great comps from that El Cortez hotel… Because you definitely paid for the experience!😂 whatever bonus you get in the first 5 to 10 minutes is about as good as it’s gonna get and you have to learn to walk away Matt… thank you for doing this, so I don’t have to😂💕

  • @johnmedrano1414
    @johnmedrano1414 10 місяців тому +8

    Just wanted to share this... the bonus will fill up and turn green, but as you experienced, it didn't give you or trigger a bonus if you had 1, 2,3, money balls. You still have to get 6. Preceived bonus = because the bonus sign is all lit up, you perceive you should get one. Also, fast spin or slow spin isn't a different result. The computer is generating an outcome. When you press the spin / max button the machine displays the result of you hitting the spin button. A fast spin or stopping the reels does change the results. Love the show!

    • @midlifeadventures3138
      @midlifeadventures3138 10 місяців тому

      That is not true. They hit 1 square for 1200 and it gave them the bonus.

    • @gsomethingsomething2658
      @gsomethingsomething2658 10 місяців тому

      2:31 No balls at all, still gave the bonus.

    • @midlifeadventures3138
      @midlifeadventures3138 10 місяців тому

      @@gsomethingsomething2658 the 1-1200 block at 2:30 is what triggers that bonus

    • @midlifeadventures3138
      @midlifeadventures3138 10 місяців тому

      @@gsomethingsomething2658 1200 block at 2:30 signals that bonus

  • @cmm0606-s2g
    @cmm0606-s2g Місяць тому +1

    Content like this makes me glad I don't pay to play or go near casinos any longer. The state of Mississippi says I owe taxes, but all the money I lost at their casinos, I will never pay it!!

  • @Kalikikryst
    @Kalikikryst 7 місяців тому +32

    Omg the commentary is classic. Guy in back observing, “ you really think it’s going to hit on the next spin don’t you?”

  • @marysiecinski8940
    @marysiecinski8940 10 місяців тому +14

    I love hearing the conversation between you and your son😂😂😂 I crack up pretty good!!!!!! I'm glad he tried his theory on the buffalo game. I get super obsessed with my crazy ideas and theory's on video poker games too so I know the struggle LMFAO

    • @VegasMatt
      @VegasMatt  10 місяців тому +2

      Thanks for hanging out with us, Mary.

  • @Shweetthooth
    @Shweetthooth 7 місяців тому +40

    I cracked the code years ago. Don't play them you win every time Lol. Love your content keep it coming you earned my subscription today 😊

    • @asherp9529
      @asherp9529 7 місяців тому

      I played a few times I'm up $1000. Haven't played in years

  • @YazzieMcGee
    @YazzieMcGee Місяць тому +2

    Lol, i love your use and timing of the word "idiot" classic 5:55

  • @catsmeowoc
    @catsmeowoc 10 місяців тому +24

    hahahaha, I loved their “luck has arrived” friend’s South Park crack around the 44:30 mark, “Don’t worry, Captain Hindsight is here to tell you what you should’ve done!” 😂😂😂

  • @MD09358
    @MD09358 10 місяців тому +79

    I just keep laughing every time in every video when Matt says "cowbell of poverty," 😂 that needs to be on a shirt 😂😂😂

    • @Abbigirl316
      @Abbigirl316 10 місяців тому

      🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @andreilucian10
      @andreilucian10 7 місяців тому

      🤣 true

    • @michele6377
      @michele6377 7 місяців тому +1

      I’m thinking:
      THE CASINO
      NEEDS MORE COWBELL
      *of poverty
      😂😂😂😂🤬

    • @gladysCorrell-v2e
      @gladysCorrell-v2e 2 місяці тому

      @@michele6377 hello

  • @fromhollysview6390
    @fromhollysview6390 9 місяців тому +18

    Matt is so funny….”Bonu jokes were funnier when we were winning”….that had me laughing so hard. You all are a great group awesome mix of personalities and love the conversation. Please post more and longer videos.

    • @tedzimmermann4478
      @tedzimmermann4478 8 місяців тому

      Nothing wins somebody has to pay for the lights 😂.

  • @MrsZillaLifts
    @MrsZillaLifts 6 місяців тому +7

    I concur that bonuh jokes are hilarious. I don't care how old I get. 😂

  • @kingrome7099
    @kingrome7099 9 місяців тому +63

    😂😂😂 this video hurt my pockets, and I don't even gamble like that.

  • @bobm2878
    @bobm2878 10 місяців тому +19

    "We are like scientists"... ABSOLUTELY FRIGGIN HILARIOUS!!!!😂😂😂 Thank you for your humor. Guys, you gotta have a big Meet and Greet, in a Vegas casino. We will obviously pay to attend, your time is money and there are expenses. Just please ciunt me in, because I guarantee that if it's a 200 person event, it will sell out in like 5 minutes! Track out a projected revenue stream for Meet and Greets, it will blow your mind, And of course merchandise sales will benefit. ...Then we all go gamble!...

    • @Henry_Fung
      @Henry_Fung 9 місяців тому +1

      They did a big one for Matt’s birthday a while back. Maybe this year?

  • @billbeymer9900
    @billbeymer9900 10 місяців тому +28

    I agree with WBG, I don't think the bonus bar is any different than the pigs, lamps, coin piles etc. But I sure love watching you guys, couldn't stop laughing when you kept hitting bonuses at $.75

  • @SlotsOfFunwithKim
    @SlotsOfFunwithKim 6 днів тому

    You guys are hilarious... Bickering about the $3-4k in and not getting the $50 Bonus! Reminds me of my gambling episodes with my hubby! 😂 love watching you guys😊

  • @Brian_W.
    @Brian_W. 10 місяців тому +13

    Watching Vegas Matt is like watching Nascar....you gotta enjoy the wrecks!

  • @DonnaRn
    @DonnaRn 10 місяців тому +11

    BONU jokes are funny 😆 That BONUS was slow going when on $50 bets! Man! Ej is very intelligent! 😊 This was so much fun outsmarting a slot game 😂❤

  • @jamesmccourt9782
    @jamesmccourt9782 10 місяців тому +6

    This was definitely the best vid in the last few weeks! I laughed outload many times! It gave me a BONU!

  • @TheLoanRanger369
    @TheLoanRanger369 2 місяці тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Vegas Matt’s napoleon dynamite’s “idiots” is priceless 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chrisbalgos619
    @chrisbalgos619 10 місяців тому +9

    Yall Beast for not being scared of that MaX Bet and stayin persistent......Salute 🫡 💯

  • @mastaboog749
    @mastaboog749 10 місяців тому +9

    put $20 into huff n puff this morning and hit on my second 75 cent spin, I should have been doing $5 spins. I won $120 at the belligio, went over to caesers again and saw Bau Zau Fu or whatever the fuck it's called, I hit 2 jack pots yesterday on that game equaling a little over a grand. Either way i saw one about to triple pop and put my 120 into it, it double popped within a couple spins and i hit my first hand pay of my life! I was doing max bet on 2 cents, it was like 880 credits. All from $20 on huff n puff this morning in a different casino. My first trip to vegas has been awesome, especially since it was sprung on me and I didnt have a lot of cash to stretch over 5 days. I made it work, and I still got $300 original cash to game with tomorrow on my last day.
    Thanks Vegas Matt and EJ for showing me certain games and recognizing when they are close to popping because it has WORKED

    • @thecheryl111
      @thecheryl111 2 місяці тому

      That's awesome!! Good for you!!

  • @ryanm4419
    @ryanm4419 10 місяців тому +31

    The cowbell of poverty 😂😂😂 I don't know why I laughed so hard at that...

    • @suiteurtao
      @suiteurtao 10 місяців тому +1

      He clicks it a few times like he's angry at the sound lol

    • @bencrawfo
      @bencrawfo 10 місяців тому +1

      Gets me everytime

    • @Libertarian370
      @Libertarian370 10 місяців тому

      Well guess what you paid for my education as well wont try this 75 to fifty experiment

    • @non-wx8qm
      @non-wx8qm 10 місяців тому

      "Cowbell of poverty?" I'm curious, what does thst mean? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @DiscoDreamer260
      @DiscoDreamer260 5 місяців тому +1

      The sound the machine makes, when you run out of money to place a new bet. It sounds like a cowbell, i think the ones they wear around their necks sometimes.
      These guys are hilarious, very entertaining movie. Subbed ^^

  • @mzg1563
    @mzg1563 4 місяці тому +1

    I Love You Guys. I Needed This Video. I Been Down Really Depressed Lost My Father August 2. And You Guys Made Me Laugh Non stop Thru The Whole Video. Thank You Guys ❤😂❤

  • @JessaLynn8
    @JessaLynn8 8 місяців тому +13

    LMFAOOO 😂😂 I'm glad I kept watching until the end- now we KNOW what NOT to do! Lol that was fun though! ❤ & You guys are Hilarious btw, Lol "Bonu", "cowbell of poverty", "you idiot!!" 😂😂

  • @time.7480
    @time.7480 10 місяців тому +6

    To me it seemed like that Bonus Meter was triggered as a mystery with lower amounts, then when you went to the higher amount you needed the 6 required by many of the other machines of that type. That being said, you guys are the Myth Busters of Gambling! Thanks for proving or disproving your theories.

    • @2AForever-wi8yj
      @2AForever-wi8yj 8 місяців тому

      thats the design hey this is easy if i was just betting more

  • @OriginalTomkat
    @OriginalTomkat 9 місяців тому +9

    The references from the dad were priceless. 😂 Great content!

    • @VegasMatt
      @VegasMatt  9 місяців тому +2

      Thanks

    • @axeman6903
      @axeman6903 8 місяців тому +1

      He sounds so good with his dry humour 😂😂😂

    • @kieoneyoungphotos
      @kieoneyoungphotos 8 місяців тому

      What I don't understand about this game it seems like the only time you're actually winning money is during a bonus round I don't see any sort of cash return based on spins so it looks like you're just feeding the casino money help me out here???

  • @thecheryl111
    @thecheryl111 2 місяці тому +1

    I absolutely loved this and look forward to watching more of your videos. The comments on here are just great too.

  • @anboojz
    @anboojz 8 місяців тому +6

    Damn.. the dude that was begging the scammers to give his money bac.. that sht hit different dawg.

  • @sandersrobinson4530
    @sandersrobinson4530 10 місяців тому +10

    Such an amazing session, you all finding a "loop hole" made me think of ocean's 11 all over again lop. Keep the amazing content coming.

  • @tonilove14
    @tonilove14 10 місяців тому +12

    I am laughing so hard about the 75 cent bonus!! 😂😂😂. Vegas Matt betting 75 cents 😂😂😂😂

  • @maguiar1075
    @maguiar1075 5 місяців тому +6

    Everyone at ARISTOCRAT games watching this and laughing their ass off. "Dude go get Todd, he said a hundred times in the dev meetings no one would be this dumb and fall for this. Tell him he owes me $100"

    • @damoncallaway5450
      @damoncallaway5450 5 місяців тому

      @@maguiar1075 I was thinking the same thing 😂…..but The Buffalo 🦬 has ran me through several times, the Buffalo Head Counter is another BS Bonus, rarely do you ever get the Bonus you want, you spend $1,000 in to get those heads to 1,800 collected, then once you get the bonus it’s 8 free games and you when $18.75……I have left suicidal many of times 🚶 to the 🛻

    • @jamesd.3068
      @jamesd.3068 4 місяці тому

      I’m dead

  • @cindy888-p3v
    @cindy888-p3v 10 місяців тому +15

    This was a funny episode.. "What do you do if it's been up for four hours"? "Call a doctor!" 🤣😂

    • @VegasMatt
      @VegasMatt  10 місяців тому +5

      💊

    • @rustyshackleford3320
      @rustyshackleford3320 10 місяців тому +2

      I hate it when ur about to comment and it says be careful what u say some of us get butt hurt with words and we're working with the establishment to limit freedom of speech and have safe spaces aka all spaces

  • @jlo2017
    @jlo2017 10 місяців тому +5

    You guys are so funny to find the "loophole" and promote it tongue in cheek! Love it!!

  • @denisespicks122
    @denisespicks122 10 місяців тому +6

    I was laughing so hard at Matt with his BonU jokes! You guys are the best- keep up the great work!

  • @AZwill66
    @AZwill66 29 днів тому +2

    You have strengthened my resolve against gambling. Thanks

  • @michaelmottice8455
    @michaelmottice8455 10 місяців тому +8

    lol just took my son to the casino told me he had a system for roulette. I laughed when he came up to me an hour later and was broke. Took him to lunch and I told the waiter that my son had a system and he just started laughing. Love the video 😂😂

  • @smokingbeard7796
    @smokingbeard7796 10 місяців тому +5

    this channel has cured me from my gambling addiction xD jokes aside its fun to watch

  • @POKERBEAST25
    @POKERBEAST25 10 місяців тому +6

    Pay attention at the 33:30 mark. The meter bounces backwards after getting some of the green balls. It's def perceived progression.

    • @ryanm4419
      @ryanm4419 10 місяців тому +1

      It did that for 20 minutes... 😂

  • @voicesinkennyshead3691
    @voicesinkennyshead3691 5 місяців тому +4

    It’s all about the psychology of sucking you in with the almost hits, sounds and lights that create the feeling of always about to hit big but in the end, you lose!

  • @SilentHill43
    @SilentHill43 10 місяців тому +6

    The Cowbell of Poverty....I am dying. 😂😂😂😂

  • @Mattsyoutubetv
    @Mattsyoutubetv 6 місяців тому +16

    As painful as it was seeing you load 14 grand in that one armed bandit, i kinda wanted to see captain Hindsight step in and win the bonus on a 75¢ bet! 🤣

  • @5877user
    @5877user 10 місяців тому +21

    Totally HILARIOUS getting the bonus at .75 all 3 times trying to beat the game.
    They probably tested it on smart kids like EJ and programmed it accordingly
    😂😂😂😂😂
    It’s totally in teaser mode to get you to keep playing believing that the next green amount will move the green bonus.
    It’s the same with the Goldfish game. Those fish can look so fat that it cracks the bowl, but it will take forever to get a spin that finally cracks the bowl. In the meantime you keep playing thinking it’s about to crack and it doesn’t.
    Lots of games are like that bc the programmers know people are looking for games where they think it’s about to pop.
    Good show once again

    • @coolvanilla300c9
      @coolvanilla300c9 10 місяців тому +1

      It's the same with the dancing drums (and probably most others). I've walked up to many machines that had the pot full of coins that look like it was just waiting to pop off. Many times that has turned out not to be the case.

    • @johnpoole8321
      @johnpoole8321 10 місяців тому

      Or the game with the coins ready to fall at the carnival

  • @pattyjeannyc
    @pattyjeannyc 2 місяці тому +1

    Thanks for dispelling the myth of the bonus meter. I enjoyed the ride.

  • @ProlificRiders
    @ProlificRiders 10 місяців тому +6

    Love your channel. Watch it all the time. One thing I learn from it is what slots not to play. Adding this one to the list. 😂

  • @JHeikoop-nc3zn
    @JHeikoop-nc3zn 10 місяців тому +49

    This was one of my favourite videos thus far! You definitely can’t go wrong with boner jokes 😂😂😂
    Great job guys!

  • @TheJacobnotowitz
    @TheJacobnotowitz 10 місяців тому +5

    I enjoyed you guys "fast spinning" at 75 cents! That is right at my level of betting and I was having just as much fun watching you do that! The fact you guys got MAD (not really, but sort of) when the bonus hit at 75 cents was funny! When that happens to me, I'm like "YEAH BABY" and you guys were like "NOOOOO." Thanks for another entertaining video! But do me a favor Vegas Matt, CONCENTRATE harder to WIN WIN WIN! 🙂

  • @greenscorpio1967
    @greenscorpio1967 6 місяців тому +5

    Can't belive how life changing this video is ,I can't thank you enough

  • @KennJordan
    @KennJordan 10 місяців тому +5

    I seldom leave comments on UA-cam, and this is my inaugural post on your channel. I simply had to express my thoughts as this particular video, having avidly watched all your content over the past few months, was exceptionally entertaining - a veritable rollercoaster of emotions! The initial flurry of bonuses was exhilarating, and for a fleeting moment, I almost believed you might have deciphered the elusive slot machine code😊especially after that substantial win and the ensuing $1,000 profit.
    Your “bonu” and “bona” quips were utterly hilarious, prompting outright laughter on my end 😂.
    However, the subsequent downturn was quite dramatic. Watching $1,000 after $1,000 being reinvested into the machine had me mentally pleading for a halt!
    The modest redemption towards the end was the perfect conclusion to this wild adventure.
    Eagerly anticipating tomorrow’s episode. Keep up the splendid work, and thank you for the laughs!

  • @Dog8myhomework
    @Dog8myhomework 10 місяців тому +25

    10:32 that time the perceived progression moved backwards 😂

    • @ExcaliburTTP
      @ExcaliburTTP 10 місяців тому +1

      looking for this comment lol omfg

    • @ghosthammer7774
      @ghosthammer7774 8 місяців тому +1

      It happened again at about 12:20.

  • @mikewelch867
    @mikewelch867 9 місяців тому +7

    I always feel like I have to tell you guys when you crack me up with Vegas Matt's dad jokes, when he said we almost had the Jack's but we were a jackoff I spit out my coffee that was hilarious for some reason

    • @JLUX100
      @JLUX100 Місяць тому

      Same hahaha he was hoping they would catch it and they ignored it 😂😂😂😂

  • @msxtraspecial8542
    @msxtraspecial8542 3 місяці тому +1

    Okay you guys are low key comedians 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jenny8675309song
    @Jenny8675309song 8 місяців тому +15

    I was a big gambler, but after watching this, I'm quitting cold turkey.

  • @refinabear-smithsa9744
    @refinabear-smithsa9744 10 місяців тому +6

    lol! Thank you gentlemen for sharing & bringing your fun & laughs into my day! 💚🍀

  • @SilverGorilla1776
    @SilverGorilla1776 7 місяців тому +8

    Note to self:
    Self, never chase the bonus.
    Thanks for the lesson fellas!

  • @zacharypervez5100
    @zacharypervez5100 3 місяці тому +2

    Im in this with y’all. Even tho I would be debt free with what you are putting in, I want to know what you get!!!!! This is just exciting! Thanks y’all for being great and if y’all come to ohio would like to get a beer with ya.

  • @windsorbound6975
    @windsorbound6975 10 місяців тому +5

    EJ is a real one,
    for always taking the blame😂 😂😂😂

  • @DethWench
    @DethWench 10 місяців тому +9

    Intro: My brilliant son…
    End: My sando son…😂

  • @NESscratcher
    @NESscratcher 10 місяців тому +17

    “This is about to become his idea again” had me laughing 😂😂😂😂