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@@user-lz5kd8vj2z I find very spoiled, extremely autistic (probably gay) Norwegian men doing ret*rded shit to each other very funny. The music’s alright, but they’re all loser manchildren that have such high opinions of themselves
I miss the old Grishnack The talkin' smack will get you whacked Grishnack; Everything is out of time but I don't mind Grishnack; That Uruk-Hai obsessed guy Grishnack
Admittedly saddam wasn't that bad of a guy. It's just that varg's father never made it clear about his racial views and varg went on to be a combination of a degenerate and a racist. If he were a zoomer he would be one of those femboy neonazis.
Imagine being in usa or most the west where your family works for an beats you into worshipping Jeffery Epsteins an googles. Explains how they are so 🤡🏳️🌈
The interesting thing about Varg is, hes actually extremely insane and equally intelligent simultaneously, he has a self sustaining farm he lives on with his wife and children, practically does everything himself, but yet believes he is a grand sorceror, believes RPGs are a substitute for learning Maths, and that Brazil is not a real country, which to be honest is fucking hilarious because of how seriously he takes himself Edit: I in no way defend the man or his actions
It's not a replacement for maths. It's a practical implementation of maths so young people can learn and practice without wanting to unalive themselves and their classmates.
0:40 to be fair, I got into black metal because my Cousin was at a pawn shop and checking CD’s. And he knows that the pawn shop near us didn’t care what the CD was, they’d accept a CD as long as there was a case and reasonably undamaged disc inside. Because of this, he checked every single cd case to see what was in it. On this occasion, he found a pentagram and cool logo inside of a Hannah Montana case. The band was Dimmu Borgir, the album Stormblast. And we’ve been black metal fans since
Varg legit thinks that Ents from LOTR exist in real life, that every roman emperor had blue hair and blue eyes and that Tolkien was an undercover pagan posing as a devout catholic writer to mask his pagan teachings he would encode in his books. And this is just the tip of the iceberg, this guy is nuts even by the "far-right" (and I hate to use this term) standards.
@@someirishguy1662 I doubt he'd outdo Chris-chan but it's possible he'd be up there. Or he would've just cut his hair and started working an office job.
@@someirishguy1662Coolea omitted the fact that Varg claimed Euro was a massive leftist and allegedly planned to make a snuff film out of killing Varg. The latter could be just a usual nonsense claim of his but the former seemed to be a bigger legit reason for why they hated each other than the property damage as it is to do with personal morals.
Same lmfao. I don’t even like black metal, but I’m literally obsessing with Varg because he is way too stupid for me not to waste my time laughing at his delusions
I thought I was the only one who viewed Varg in that context. When I look at him, I totally see him on a wooden ship, surrounded by fellow Norwegian pirates who all look exactly like him. I think if you have the mindset of a centuries-old, modern-day pirate living unnaturally on land, becoming a killer would probably be a natural progression.
it's technically pronounced "burt-zum" with a rolled R (or zoom, if we're really getting phonetic about it) it means "darkness" in dark-tongue, which is the language of Sauron in LOTR.
Thinking about the fact that its possible that varg is watching this rn is insane tbh Varg if you are reading i wanna tell you something: hiii, i like your car, hopefully its fix now :)
More like, Twinkonymous, am I right? What kinda man wears bellytops? I mean, I do, but that's just because I'm a fat metal "elitest" and I keep outgrowing my shirts, I didn't cut them though.
@@viljamtheninja Having been of an age to choose which concerts I would like to attend, and living in cities where I could and did attend 1 - 5+ metal shows every week whether as an audience member, promoter, or musician for like, 20 years, which equals hundreds or even thousands of shows, I can assure you I've never once seen such a phenomena at like, a Varathron or Deicide gig or some such lol. Maybe it happens at twinkcore concerts full of emos, or country concerts full of hicks, or rap concerts full of a word I can't say, I wouldn't know for sure, but definitely not at sausagefest metal shows full of fat hairy drunk guys in camo pants and battlevests.
I agree on the last part but I do not mind it much. It sets a creator apart from the rest when they are able to communicate a message in a creative and entertaining way without directly saying it. I guarantee that some of these UA-camrs are going to have a career in politics one day.
Fun fact: A few years ago, Varg decided to talk about how South America (Especially Brazil) should've been just a huge rainforest with no people living in it, as well as other racist/xenophobic tirades against latinos. So, as an answer to that, lots of brazilians decided to send nude photos of a black soccer player named Vampeta (complete with huge dongs and everything) as well as face photos of the same soccer player to Varg's social medias and his e-mails as revenge.
Watched it "painfully" but love the content you putting out! Is there any chance you go into deep house or riddim later on by any chance? ( I know riddim is somewhere of a new music genre but would be fun to see ypur take on how it evolved!) love ya byee!
Varg has been known time and time again as a political extremist after his parents supported an infamous dictator from the Middle East like Hussein, to the point of committing arson. Euronymous despite being a freak of nature, is more of a pacifist than his partner when establishing the Black Metal scene, Varg however remains pessimistic. The “fight” between the two left Euronymous dead and Varg charged for murder, spending time in prison for most of his life, and both incidents of Varg’s arsonist behavior and killing of his so-called friend, left a gash on Black Metal’s reputation as a whole.
Oystein was a pussy bitch poseur who didn't take his own principles seriously and mugged off everyone he knew. Him getting murdered? Yeah a bit extreme, but at least varg stuck to his principles. Idk why this argument goes on about the 2 of them. Both bands were pretty meh.
@gggallin8279 this is true but black metal is definitely beyond the edgelord stuff for a lot of it, there are lots of black metal fans that dont act like Christian killing goat suckers. And now black metal is the laughing stock of alternative subcultures, along with death-core and various other subcultures. The black metal kids are THE cringe band kids of metal, which is made of cringe band kids, and everyone knows it. It's a sick and awesome genre of music which is buried by the weirdos who listen to it and take it too seriously and send death threats to people online as they watch gore on their 3 monitors in their grandmas basement.
The secret best lore about Mayhem is Hellhammer playing drums for a Christian metal band in 2007 to spite his former colleagues because he thought none of them were satanic enough anymore.
The part where other people say "yeah, if Varg didn't kill that guy I would have" was kind of wild to me, feels like I need to know more about Euronymous to understand why everyone hated him lol.
i get that this guys videos aren't meant to be 100% accurate sources of information, but i find it kind of odd that he left out the fact that euronymous was a vile, self-centered, sociopathic piece of shit. kind of portrays the idea that he was only murdered for being a bit selfish and cheesy.
There is not a single person in the whole of metal who views themselves more seriously, yet is seen by every single other person as a clown, than Varg. This is saying a lot, because we have *tons* of self-indulgent edgelords in metal, who think they’re Satan’s gift to music and the bulwark against Christendom. Even those other egos think Varg is a joke.
I’ve heard the Varg lore so many times but it never gets less funny
it gets even funnier when you learn that he changed his name to Varg form Kristian
Well and the funny part is ? Are you a child?
@@user-lz5kd8vj2z I find very spoiled, extremely autistic (probably gay) Norwegian men doing ret*rded shit to each other very funny.
The music’s alright, but they’re all loser manchildren that have such high opinions of themselves
its hilarious how insecure he is, are you?
@@KlassCancun not as far as I know🤷
crazy how Kanye had beef with Euronymous back in the day
8/10/1993
It should’ve been kanye 🤣
@@kyussfan6as a kanye fan, fuck you. As a Kyuss fan, hellyeah brother
Wait what?
I miss the old Grishnack
The talkin' smack will get you whacked Grishnack;
Everything is out of time but I don't mind Grishnack;
That Uruk-Hai obsessed guy Grishnack
@@kyussfan6Lol why do metal fans hate black people 💀
All I needed to hear was that Varg's dad worked for Saddam Hussein for Varg's behavior to make sense.
Glad it wasnt udey hussein or it would be way worse
Admittedly saddam wasn't that bad of a guy.
It's just that varg's father never made it clear about his racial views and varg went on to be a combination of a degenerate and a racist.
If he were a zoomer he would be one of those femboy neonazis.
Imagine being in usa or most the west where your family works for an beats you into worshipping Jeffery Epsteins an googles. Explains how they are so 🤡🏳️🌈
Varg definitely enjoys a couple pumpkin spice lattes from time to time 🥴
Well he is an avid motorbike enthusiast after all
Who doesn't?
@@DasVast REAL men only drink milk.
@@dmplacencialisten he’s just a little bike-curious
@@sophie________BROOO ONG
My worst nightmare is being forced to endure another second of your abominable content. Looking forward to next one!
I prever abdominal content thank you very much
dickriding 100
Varg is the Yeezy of metal
more like ye is the varg of rap
@@lurji was gonna say lol
because ppl keep stepping into him?
Yeezy wishes he was Varg!
Or Thom Yorke
Omg did you see his new album art 💀💀
The interesting thing about Varg is, hes actually extremely insane and equally intelligent simultaneously, he has a self sustaining farm he lives on with his wife and children, practically does everything himself, but yet believes he is a grand sorceror, believes RPGs are a substitute for learning Maths, and that Brazil is not a real country, which to be honest is fucking hilarious because of how seriously he takes himself
Edit: I in no way defend the man or his actions
he has a lot of accurate viewa of life and at the same time he is just insane, idk it's funny
I'm not sure how intelligent you have to be to grow peas and shitpost but yes, those are things he does.
It's not a replacement for maths. It's a practical implementation of maths so young people can learn and practice without wanting to unalive themselves and their classmates.
@@angelos-ro9qw
"Even a broken clock is right twice a day"
Brazil is real??????
I don't support varg but the man has talent and he is beyond funny
I support him 1,000%, but being a super-racist edgelord is more of a finely-honed "skill", than an innate '"talent,"
Following degenerates online is like watching reality tv. You dont have to like anyone but it is entrrtaining as hell.
I do enjoy laughing at him.
His videos are more comedy than actual content to be taken seriously LMFAO. Besides his views, Burzum is awesome.
He has far more musical talent than the creator of this video has for content creation.
0:40 to be fair, I got into black metal because my Cousin was at a pawn shop and checking CD’s. And he knows that the pawn shop near us didn’t care what the CD was, they’d accept a CD as long as there was a case and reasonably undamaged disc inside. Because of this, he checked every single cd case to see what was in it. On this occasion, he found a pentagram and cool logo inside of a Hannah Montana case. The band was Dimmu Borgir, the album Stormblast. And we’ve been black metal fans since
Nice, Stormblåst was my first bm record as well
I got into it through Bathory mostly. I didn’t even hear about Mayhem until after hearing about Darkthrone and Gorgoroth oddly enough.
These guys are probably what my parents thought of when they heard me listen to one Slayer song
Of all the men in the world Varg is definitely one of them.
I think I'm one of them too
In another world Varg has a viral sh**posting channel which I'm subscribed to
He literally had that Lmao
@@denisn8336 I mean without the other stuff
He’s on telegram now
@@denisn8336 Haha yeah I would see him pop up in the comment section of videos on history from time to time.
he has a new channel?
Varg stopping to make and drink a glass of choccy milk while stabbing Euronymous is iconic.
that did NOT happen in real life, that was only a scene in lords of chaos. are you seriously THIS braindead?
It also never happened
@@jdools4744 were you there?
@@hotstankygarbage788nigga what the fuck are you talking about
I really hope Varg watches this video specifically so he has to look at those images too 🤝
I’m sure he’s owned by 8 year old grunk memes by a brit teenager whose cousins are being groomer be people who own kebab shops.
Every time Coolea uploads, I can't help but smile.
Varg legit thinks that Ents from LOTR exist in real life, that every roman emperor had blue hair and blue eyes and that Tolkien was an undercover pagan posing as a devout catholic writer to mask his pagan teachings he would encode in his books. And this is just the tip of the iceberg, this guy is nuts even by the "far-right" (and I hate to use this term) standards.
He is more of an ethno anarcho primitivist
I'm scared to know what the rest of the iceberg consists of
@@willowwisp4307he thinks RPG games are an accurate enough depiction of life that you can use them for learning instead of school
@@THICCTHICCTHICCI saw someone mention he thought it was a good substitute for math, but learning generally instead of school????
@@TheMorous with a youtube channel lol
varg won 23 - 0
Lol
Yuppers,Varg was right 😁
I do not listen to Black Metal at all, but Euronymous lore will never not be interesting
I guarantee you if Euronymous was alive today he would be the largest Lolcow in existence
@@someirishguy1662 I doubt he'd outdo Chris-chan but it's possible he'd be up there. Or he would've just cut his hair and started working an office job.
@@someirishguy1662Coolea omitted the fact that Varg claimed Euro was a massive leftist and allegedly planned to make a snuff film out of killing Varg. The latter could be just a usual nonsense claim of his but the former seemed to be a bigger legit reason for why they hated each other than the property damage as it is to do with personal morals.
@@someirishguy1662probably like kingcobra, just get piss drunk and laughed at and fucked with
Same lmfao. I don’t even like black metal, but I’m literally obsessing with Varg because he is way too stupid for me not to waste my time laughing at his delusions
Amazing that Darksyde Phil signed up Burzum
When low testosterone calls Phill answers the call
Lmao
Gemmy post
“VARG!!!!” - Scandinavian Pirate
I thought I was the only one who viewed Varg in that context. When I look at him, I totally see him on a wooden ship, surrounded by fellow Norwegian pirates who all look exactly like him. I think if you have the mindset of a centuries-old, modern-day pirate living unnaturally on land, becoming a killer would probably be a natural progression.
You can say whatever about Varg but dont say that he did two mid Dungeon Synth album
Hliðskjálf (or, as I call it, the Sneeze album) is my favorite Burzum album.
Ah yes, my favorite anime lore
Varg is now at the age where sometimes a little bit of pee randomly comes out on their own. That's so cool.
What?
Varg didn't replace Dead.
Occultus was the next vocalist.
Varg joined as a session musician with Attila and Blackthorn.
it's technically pronounced "burt-zum" with a rolled R (or zoom, if we're really getting phonetic about it) it means "darkness" in dark-tongue, which is the language of Sauron in LOTR.
Thinking about the fact that its possible that varg is watching this rn is insane tbh
Varg if you are reading i wanna tell you something: hiii, i like your car, hopefully its fix now :)
cant deny the first few burzum projects are fire tho, but its still funny to make fun of vargy wargy
More like, Twinkonymous, am I right? What kinda man wears bellytops? I mean, I do, but that's just because I'm a fat metal "elitest" and I keep outgrowing my shirts, I didn't cut them though.
It's actually something I've seen quite often among scene people, enthusiasts of the truest forms of extreme metal. Not sure why that's a thing.
@@viljamtheninja Having been of an age to choose which concerts I would like to attend, and living in cities where I could and did attend 1 - 5+ metal shows every week whether as an audience member, promoter, or musician for like, 20 years, which equals hundreds or even thousands of shows, I can assure you I've never once seen such a phenomena at like, a Varathron or Deicide gig or some such lol. Maybe it happens at twinkcore concerts full of emos, or country concerts full of hicks, or rap concerts full of a word I can't say, I wouldn't know for sure, but definitely not at sausagefest metal shows full of fat hairy drunk guys in camo pants and battlevests.
cool bro thanks for sharing
Gyatt Gyatternes
Please never comment again (it was great)
Why…….
delete the account
How much longer are we going to say things like, "hugged him 23 times" or "a very demonetizable symbol"? UA-cam is soooo lame.
I agree on the last part but I do not mind it much. It sets a creator apart from the rest when they are able to communicate a message in a creative and entertaining way without directly saying it. I guarantee that some of these UA-camrs are going to have a career in politics one day.
Lmao Euro as Wendy from The Shining that was good
Lol ikr
@@gregkunst8199 it was great lmao
We all know Varg and Euronymous were gay lovers, and Necrobutcher left the band because they didn’t want to form a polycule with him.
People have actually made FANFICTION OF THIS 🤣
@@bobross4449 that unfortunately doesn’t surprise me…
Yes.
Varg is a Reprobate?
Obviously.
there is more truth to that statement than you might believe
Varg 1 - Euro 0
Euronymous was one of my cousins!
virg(in) wokernes
He accepted Euroynmous being a femboy
@@mylerwilson4879 he secretly liked it
I love everything in this chain of comments.
Because it's all true. 😊
Varg has like ten children.
@@Project_Algiz our boy Varg really be working that femboy farm
Holy shit, literally just subscribed, and watched a video on this topic yesterday, crazy ass timing
been waiting for this one
Forget these silly try-hards. Fenriz is the real icon of black metal.
Try-hards are exactly what they were/are.
Fenriz it's a genius
Fenriz is the 🐐
then why click on the video? Varg is far more infamous
The end caught me off guard, i was taking a sip off water and spat it all out
Euronymous kind of a freak? Everyone around him despised him and like 5 people were plotting to kill him when Varg did... rofl...
i can feel the editing in this video physically reducing my attention span
it's so funny to hear you pronounce norwegian words
Damn I miss the Thulean Perspective, guy was funny as f.
Decisive varg victory
Never thought that you'd make this video
Fun fact: A few years ago, Varg decided to talk about how South America (Especially Brazil) should've been just a huge rainforest with no people living in it, as well as other racist/xenophobic tirades against latinos.
So, as an answer to that, lots of brazilians decided to send nude photos of a black soccer player named Vampeta (complete with huge dongs and everything) as well as face photos of the same soccer player to Varg's social medias and his e-mails as revenge.
That’s just gay
@@denisn8336Varg does seem like the type of person to hide in the closet
@@mylerwilson4879 na he ain’t.
The guys a crazy wizard but he ain’t that.
Tis the brazilian way
@@denisn8336 who knows. Maybe he had a pleasant experience in the prison shower
Just peed myself at this
Half of the fued isn't Dead, he killed himself before Varg and Eurononymous even had their falling out 🤭
Because Euronymous basically coerced Dead into ending himself.
impeccable editing on this
you're the best music youtuber rn tbh 😭
LMAOOOAOAOAOOO 😭😭😭
Watched it "painfully" but love the content you putting out! Is there any chance you go into deep house or riddim later on by any chance? ( I know riddim is somewhere of a new music genre but would be fun to see ypur take on how it evolved!) love ya byee!
this the greatest rivalry of all time
We need to spread this video to varg very important message will truly make him think😢😢😢
Yeaaah he definitely got bullied as a child in Iraq
Not enough if you ask me
@@mylerwilson4879 You wouldn't say that if you knew that the bullying and the abuse by his father made him into the monster he became
the amount of people ive met at metal gigs and online that actually stan for Varg
Varg has been known time and time again as a political extremist after his parents supported an infamous dictator from the Middle East like Hussein, to the point of committing arson.
Euronymous despite being a freak of nature, is more of a pacifist than his partner when establishing the Black Metal scene, Varg however remains pessimistic.
The “fight” between the two left Euronymous dead and Varg charged for murder, spending time in prison for most of his life, and both incidents of Varg’s arsonist behavior and killing of his so-called friend, left a gash on Black Metal’s reputation as a whole.
„Gash“ let’s be real Black Metal wouldn’t even be half as big without the whole edgelord appeal
Oystein was a pussy bitch poseur who didn't take his own principles seriously and mugged off everyone he knew.
Him getting murdered? Yeah a bit extreme, but at least varg stuck to his principles.
Idk why this argument goes on about the 2 of them.
Both bands were pretty meh.
did chat gpt write this?
@gggallin8279 this is true but black metal is definitely beyond the edgelord stuff for a lot of it, there are lots of black metal fans that dont act like Christian killing goat suckers. And now black metal is the laughing stock of alternative subcultures, along with death-core and various other subcultures. The black metal kids are THE cringe band kids of metal, which is made of cringe band kids, and everyone knows it. It's a sick and awesome genre of music which is buried by the weirdos who listen to it and take it too seriously and send death threats to people online as they watch gore on their 3 monitors in their grandmas basement.
@@williamcozart8158 No
I find it hard to believe Toki from Dethklok is somewhat based off Vaarg.
Michael Åkerfelt no?
I find it easy to believe.
somewhat is very loose there. toki is not a bumblebee, he would never sting someone. varg stung a guy 28 times
@@viljamtheninja Apearence wise and childhood maybe but other than that complete opposites.
I can't wait to see how you can cover GG Allen's and still be monetized
Varg is a good description of my classmates
This video never gets any less funny
Varg is writing a book about the trve history of black metal. It’s gunna be a really page burner
The secret best lore about Mayhem is Hellhammer playing drums for a Christian metal band in 2007 to spite his former colleagues because he thought none of them were satanic enough anymore.
One of the most videos ever.
We definetly need Henry Rollins VS Varg fight to happen!
You absolute madman
best lore in metal ever
some quality content ngl
How is it quality content when 99% of what was said in this video is false? Clickbait af
Holy shit, Mrs Vikernes’ god damn beautiful
The part where other people say "yeah, if Varg didn't kill that guy I would have" was kind of wild to me, feels like I need to know more about Euronymous to understand why everyone hated him lol.
I don't know why Varg thought Euronymous was gay for that mid-drift he wore. It's called being rebellious.
i bet he pulled girls too
One day this is gonna be the creation myth of a religion....Verbatim!
I can't unsee Varg riding a pink miniscooter - mans cred has just fallen by over 9000.
The guy riding the pink miniscooter is not Varg.😉
Food theory: Today we are going to show you what dinner in the 60s was like
Is the song at the end burzum?
Full Life Consequences happened.
When Nietzsche spoke of the coming of the Ubermensch he was talking about Varg
Great Watch !
nice video 🎉
hated it keep making it please so one day you can make it better baba
Varg wasn’t a member of mayhem
True. Being a session musician doesn't count and I'm sick of people saying it does.
Edit: trve *
Anyone know what clip he uses when he mentions radio head?
i get that this guys videos aren't meant to be 100% accurate sources of information, but i find it kind of odd that he left out the fact that euronymous was a vile, self-centered, sociopathic piece of shit. kind of portrays the idea that he was only murdered for being a bit selfish and cheesy.
When you put two sociopathic idiots together, you can’t expect it to be rainbows and sunshine
Is it me or does Euronymous without markup look like an even lamer Billy Corgan with hair?
Or an edgyer and less cryer Jonathan Davis
weird how this video gets uploaded just after i watch Lords Of Chaos.
You should do J Mascis vs Lou Barlow
YES! I'd love to see this
Bro can we get an ignorant guide to deathcore?
FTBT: For Twinks By Twinks
Hello dear Coolea would you be able to make Pantera vid I’m a huge fan of your videos
Very nice video
I think we know how that worked out!
There is not a single person in the whole of metal who views themselves more seriously, yet is seen by every single other person as a clown, than Varg. This is saying a lot, because we have *tons* of self-indulgent edgelords in metal, who think they’re Satan’s gift to music and the bulwark against Christendom. Even those other egos think Varg is a joke.
Dzwoniłem wczorej do Varga, muwił że obchodził świenta Borzego Narodzenia i łamał sie opładkiem. Takie rozumisz klmiaty teras.
How did euronymous get cockatoo in Norway????
Never seen one single person say RIP Euronymous.
Dead seemes like a cool guy
Parrot looks like … a cockatoo .
please do a video about henry rollins/black flag !!
5:52 this description for what actually happened has me laughing so fucking hard rn
Music in the background ?
video 4(?) of asking for desert metal
I am not human