The funniest thing to me is that I am Dutch and also did not understand what hymen was and still uncomfortably wanted to laugh at the joke, just like his Dutch audience. Also his Dutch impression was hysterical(ly bad)
Pretty funny skit but it's clear to any Dutch person that he doesn't know our culture at all. xD We are known for our directness which to some other cultures comes across as straight up rudeness. We don't like bullshit. You can make shit look like chocolate, but it will still smell like shit.
Read the comments, nobody picked it. His Dutch impression is modelled off of Johan van der Smut, aka Goldmember (Austin Powers 3). You see he is Aussie and in his 40's, so yeah his reference would be derived from Johan van der Smut. Even the laugh is exactly like Mike Myers' fictional character (awkward laugh) hahahaha (clapping hands).. Goldmember...
"And apparently there's a Canadian mafia and they run this town am I right?......... no one wants to talk about it okay". I find this absolutely hilarious 🤣
Ikr ? I dont know where people get this SJ sound from. If there is one nation who can speak write and read english properly its the dutch by a far stretch.
@@SimplyLimbo Only dutch ppl think they speak good english.. yh for a non english country they decent but comparing yourself w/ english speaking nations is laughable.
@@BanlieueBaby obviously you never have been in Holland. Im Dutch, i speak english perfectly, write it, and understand irish, english accents, australian, etc. I read Shakespeare, Lord Byron, Miltons Paradise lost, T.S. Elliot, and many more. But lets assume i didnt... i still speak 4 other ones, and most europeans at least 2 or 3, like the Dutch. So when you, yourself, can have a conversation in a foreign language, and master some others, your're allowed to school me... And not "only dutch ppl think they speak good english"...
@@BanlieueBaby the thing is, the accent is still completely wrong😂. It doesn't make any sense. A Dutch person speaking English with a Dutch accent doesn't sound remotely like this guy.
I think it's great that his phone-grabbing joke bombed. Grabbing another person's phone and airing their dirty laundry?? Nevermind that it was the phone company. It's still creepy and invasive and I would be absolutely pissed.
He should take a lesson from Hans Teeuwen. His jokes are so ,,,i would say 60s. But damn,we had monty phyton back then. So its back in stone age a gues
Exactly the same as his other (already uploaded) video. Same intonation and everything. So not to be rude, but I've already seen literally everything, on another channel, about 5 years ago.
Vlies doesn't mean meat. Which is vlees by the way. Vlies means something like "fleece" or a very thin layer over something like f.e. film that's spread over an item. Not sure if I explained correctly but it's definitifly not meat.
@@dcmastermindfirst9418 No, I'm Dutch. He's trying to imitate a Dutch accent but that's more a German accent. If we don't laugh at your jokes, don't blame us, you're just not funny. Instead of some self-reflection now he wants to be funny at the expense of the Dutch people.
The funniest thing to me is that I am Dutch and also did not understand what hymen was and still uncomfortably wanted to laugh at the joke, just like his Dutch audience.
Also his Dutch impression was hysterical(ly bad)
Same... well I didn't try to laugh tho. And his impression was pretty good! For someone from Denmark or Sweden :)
It's the Dutch accent from Austin Powers
I know... And I laughed 😁
hetzelfde hahah
@@JenovaDoll they gave goldmember also this 'sj' sound.
Im dutch and im surprised other country’s don’t just laugh at everything
Niks gaat serieus hier
Zelfde
Niet grappig
As an Afrikaner we laugh at everything 😂
Aaha South Africans laugh at everything so much there’s memes about our president being made whilst he’s still talking on tv.
Grappig als het uitgelegd moet worden. Hilariteit alom.
lmaooo
Pretty funny skit but it's clear to any Dutch person that he doesn't know our culture at all. xD We are known for our directness which to some other cultures comes across as straight up rudeness. We don't like bullshit. You can make shit look like chocolate, but it will still smell like shit.
"a bit of plastic and a pen". Great Punch, I coughed my coffee into my hand.
Read the comments, nobody picked it. His Dutch impression is modelled off of Johan van der Smut, aka Goldmember (Austin Powers 3). You see he is Aussie and in his 40's, so yeah his reference would be derived from Johan van der Smut. Even the laugh is exactly like Mike Myers' fictional character (awkward laugh) hahahaha (clapping hands).. Goldmember...
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
Kokosnoten zijn geen specerijen, makker
Douwe Huysmans zout
@@douwehuysmans5959
Ze zijn nog steeds handelswaar. :D
the 'maybe he will move on' accent was ON SPOT!! so funny!
It's THE NETHERLANDS!!!!!!!!!!!
Not holland.. Holland are just 2 provinces of the Country
Dat zeggen alleen zeikerds die niet in de Randstad wonen 😂😂😂
@@Anna-loves-you dat zijn er nog altijd meer dan de inwoners van Holland, vriend.
@@You-mr3lo met de economische kracht van een dood paard
@@Anna-loves-you you may be thinkin its a good life, its rlly not
He probably was only in Holland. (Amsterdam)
Don't make fun of the Dutch, you will regret it.
Peter Tholen yeh we will make a random island with powerfull water cannons and destroy a city
Peter Tholen Why is that? Are the Dutch not familiair with humor?
T B are YOU familiar with humor? ;-;
@@Ongevraagd I think so
@@tb9087 clearly the joke fell into the water
"And apparently there's a Canadian mafia and they run this town am I right?......... no one wants to talk about it okay". I find this absolutely hilarious 🤣
I am Dutch and I do know what that is😂. The dutch accent is not accurate at all btw.
It actually is. Pay attention to the ''S''- sound.
@@MA-ck4wu bro it isnt
Yep, I'm Dutch and didn't know the word🤣🤣🙈
the dutch accent is so wrong
Ikr ? I dont know where people get this SJ sound from. If there is one nation who can speak write and read english properly its the dutch by a far stretch.
@@SimplyLimbo Only dutch ppl think they speak good english.. yh for a non english country they decent but comparing yourself w/ english speaking nations is laughable.
@@BanlieueBaby obviously you never have been in Holland. Im Dutch, i speak english perfectly, write it, and understand irish, english accents, australian, etc. I read Shakespeare, Lord Byron, Miltons Paradise lost, T.S. Elliot, and many more.
But lets assume i didnt... i still speak 4 other ones, and most europeans at least 2 or 3, like the Dutch.
So when you, yourself, can have a conversation in a foreign language, and master some others, your're allowed to school me...
And not "only dutch ppl think they speak good english"...
@@BanlieueBaby the thing is, the accent is still completely wrong😂. It doesn't make any sense. A Dutch person speaking English with a Dutch accent doesn't sound remotely like this guy.
@@Denz2799 They do, it's the ''S'' sound.
Love the fact I had to look up the joke just now.
I'm Dutch. 😂
What was the answer?
@@TheKeystoneChannel I already forgot... 😅
I think it's great that his phone-grabbing joke bombed. Grabbing another person's phone and airing their dirty laundry?? Nevermind that it was the phone company. It's still creepy and invasive and I would be absolutely pissed.
Boo hoo have a cry mate lmao
@@heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy That's the thing you see, if you do not respect boundaries you will end up being the one that's crying.
Haha..that’s a Scottish accent 😁
I don't get the joke of Misty the swimmer.
oh i should have waited a minute.
im Dutch and i thought hymen was ass. and ass is pretty much allways funny in a joke. so i laugh.
Dutch people overestimate their level of English. I bet they didn't get most of the other jokes that night, either.
Wtf is that accent . He sound like sid from ice age
The opening is so Australia
I am Dutch, but I don't get the joke ....I thought it was a puzzle we needed to figure out...I still haven't
we don't learn those words first indeed
Love this
Dat zijn wij zeker.
jaja, tuurlijk lmao
I don't know why but . . .
I'm getting Liam neeson vibes . . .
don't impersonate dutch if you don't get it....
Yes, but (and I'm asking this as an American), who the hell is Roger? =0[.]o=
You're gay now
@@softlightlaboratory Is that how you cruise for new boyfriends? Good luck with that! =^[.]^=
@@Raycheetah see your gay and no body likes you...
Maagdenvlies lol
I just know the hymen of biology related to female reproductive system apart from that Idk what you meant
That's the joke. They have the name of a female body part.
Yes. Anyone with an IQ of 98 knows what that is
He should take a lesson from Hans Teeuwen.
His jokes are so ,,,i would say 60s.
But damn,we had monty phyton back then.
So its back in stone age a gues
Exactly the same as his other (already uploaded) video. Same intonation and everything.
So not to be rude, but I've already seen literally everything, on another channel, about 5 years ago.
Im dutch😂
Daphne Thunnissen hou je spekkie dicht
Ain't we all tho?
He's like an australian harland williams
Why is this guy trying to speak with an German accent? The Dutch don't speak German....
I can say that its nether dutch or german
That's an accent from Sweden or Denmark or something but NOT from anywhere near the Netherlands
Aha ha ha.
maagden being dutch for virgin and vlies being dutch for meat. Yep dutch is a pretty descriptive language, maybe a little too descriptive at times
Vlies doesn't mean meat. Which is vlees by the way. Vlies means something like "fleece" or a very thin layer over something like f.e. film that's spread over an item. Not sure if I explained correctly but it's definitifly not meat.
@@mariadebake5483 I was thinking about vleis which is meat vlies is more like flesh. Reading is hard
@@corriedebeer799 And you don't know much of the dutch language if you think that
@@corriedebeer799 FYI vlees is flesh in Dutch. Fleisch is flesh in German.
Membrane is a more accurate translation.
Me an Indonesian wacth this:🙃
Dutch accent not even close
Sean Connery is not 30 y.o. :(
What a stupid jokes
Lol he stole this joke.
from who? let me guess you seen him do this joke on an other stage and since all white people look alike it has to be aome one els.
Best Dutch accent I ever heard from an australian and even brits. Amazing..
Stopped being funny a while back...must of run out of good material
it's not even funny
It was hilarious.
You're probably American
@@dcmastermindfirst9418 No, I'm Dutch. He's trying to imitate a Dutch accent but that's more a German accent. If we don't laugh at your jokes, don't blame us, you're just not funny. Instead of some self-reflection now he wants to be funny at the expense of the Dutch people.
@@jessevangans2195 Even worse.
Clogs aren't real shoes.
@@dcmastermindfirst9418 🙂