Things Runners NEVER Say
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- Опубліковано 29 сер 2019
- There are some things that runners will just NEVER say. And here they are. We promise you’ll never once hear these words muttered from the mouth of a runner.
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*coming up to home on end of run*....”My watch says I’ve run 9.99 miles. Oh well, that’s 10 miles rounded up - I’ll stop now”
🤣 Nope!!
Alexandra Bicknell 🤣🤣never happened on the history of the world!!!
i’ve done that on a 7 mile run lol
Omg yes hahaha this one
Aaaaaand then you just run in small circles until you hit an even number!
I already ran in those shorts yesterday, I definitely can’t wear them again today
#facts
well the shorts lining is basically underwear. nasty to wear again without washing
headphonic8 Wait, you guys don’t wear underwear when you are running? A guy thing?
"I actually think injury prevention through stretching, strength training and foam rolling is the best part of the running experience"
Hahaha
I for one love stretching and strength training
'That race went perfectly. I couldn't have executed it any better.'
Hahaha🤣
The "I Lov-Lov-Lov-Love running around the same block over an over again" has me dead LMAO
😂
"I'm glad this dog is chasing me, because I'm sure they are just friendly as the owner says..."
A common problem in my area of Barking and Dagenham
Yes one of those broke my arm last year !! Arnt they great!!!
"He definitely won't swoop in right in front of me causing me to break both of my knees."
Hi guys. I’ve got to share this with you. Two years ago I could hardly walk across the room or sleep all night in a bed because three of my disks disintegrated. After a lot of hard work and painful treatment 10 weeks ago I started C25K. I came across your videos, and seriously it became part of my recovery/training package. Today I completed my first full nonstop 5K run. To say I’m exsstattc is an understatement. So thank you for being part of my recovery I’m now officially a runner xx
This is so amazing Rob! Makes us so happy. Well done! 👍👏
Well done rob, I remember how it felt to Finnish a 5km for the first time - euphoria !!!!.
You'll get the same feeling doing a 10km for the first time, but you'll be more sore, and tired which dampens the euphoric feeling - but you'll keep searching for that achievement' high ' feeling time and time again through Personal bests! PB's. You are a runner! Welcome to the club :)
YAY, welcome to the runner family Rob!
Nice! That's one hell of an achievement.
one pair of shoes is definitely more than enough
😂 nailed it
"Na, id rather not discuss how much i love running and what i get out of it and how therapeutic and meditative and satisfying it is...id rather keep my love for running to myself..."
😂
I'm glad I skipped the bathroom before the race.
😂
Oh damn, this one for sure.
😂😂😂
"I'm no going for a pb at the parkrun this week, I'm just going to enjoy it"
Ha. Yes!
I tried to just enjoy my run yesterday but I couldn't help myself. 😅
“ oh look there’s no queue for the port a loo “ ... and “ I’m glad I was running into a headwind for most of the ten miles as this will really increase my leg strength “ .. great vid as always 👍
Haha! Great additions! 🤣🤣 Thanks for watching 🙌
Doesn't matter if it doesn't record on Strava
😱
Oh man say that 100000 more times
Whats strava i hear runnets talk about it but i dont think theres one in my area
@@jayvonpryor1956 Its a running app
I audibly laughed out loud at "I should do that hill again..!" 🤣
...unfortunately . . this is something i always say.
Hills are our friends 🤣
Same here, hill running is great strength training. Many fun hours spent running sandy hills in Newlands corner.
Qieth bro that was so funny 😂
Qieth train hard, race easy
"I'm sure this shin pain will go away"
...on its own without doing any stretching or seeing a medical professional! 🤣
"That race course at the weekend was too flat - so boring"
"This is the fastest I'll ever be. No point doing anymore running."
I always trust a fart when I run longer than 15km
😂💩
“I have wayyy too many medals!” Said no runner ever Haha
😂
"I haven't had a single injury in the buildup to this race. Lucky me!"
🤣
“I’m so glad it’s raining and windy today. Running conditions are ideal!”
I really love to run if it rains cats and dogs, nobody is out there and it's like a big adventure, every time I get excited like a little kid on Christmas day :)
@@LukasSkate2 yep me too, and splashy puddles every where
I’m perfectly ok with that cyclist sneaking up on me without ringing their bell!
This video is hilarious! One thing I will never say is "I am faster than all of you suckers!"
😂😂
That race photo one had me in stitches especially after seeing my GNR pics 😂😂
Ha! We love a dodgy race photo
I'm going to run one of those, 5K Marathons this weekend. ;)
"I don't need a new watch." 😂
🤣
“I’m more than happy with my current PBs”
Spot on 😂
Weirdly Kieran, I am. My parkrun pb is about 2 mins faster than I can do now and I am actually ok with that.
"probably" only Bekele
🤣🤣🤣 OMG I’m turning into a runner 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️. Loved the video thanks guys x
Thanks Rob! 👍
"I always run at my scheduled time." :)
the best one is the "i look great in that running photo" ...
😂
“I think I might just do that hill again.” As a beginner trail runner this sentence has become my training motto.
That's a fantastic motto!
“I’m going to go light on the post reach refeshments, only a bite or two”
This time I’m going to follow that running plan
🤣 Good one
"I totally love it everytime someone honks at me when they are driving by"
“I don’t really want a shower after that run”
Haha! Gross!!
The "i think i am going to run that hill again" and "my injury is going to make me a better runner" cracked me up :D and then came "the chafing is just a nice tickle" ahahahah
😂
I can’t be bothered with the goodie bag at the end of the race I will leave it for the amateurs x
‘You can keep your free race t shirt’ 🤣
Wow a mountain!!!! This will make the home parkrun hill easy, lucky me!!!
Love these videos 👍
I love you guys so much. Stay awesome!
Love you too!
So glad I can see my watch screen so easily in the sunlight.
😂😂
"Nice and steady today - don't dash off and leave me at the end" - as said person puts on a sprint at the end and disappears into the distance...
This was fantastic 😂
What I would never do, is telling someone to slow down in a race. Especially if I don’t know them.
Well I wouldn't tell that either however the following sentence came to my mind a few times: "If you slow down a little I promise I will cross finish line after you".
"My shoes never gets squelchy and always stays fresh and dry during the run" :D thanks to all your videos guys...
The London marathon ballot 😂😂
😉
“I really love all these aches and pains after a long run this is why I love running”
lol 😂
Okay I literally loled this whole video! “ILove running behind slow moving pedestrians” 😂 the chafing screaming killed me! 🤣🤣 seriously tho: you guys are rocking the mix of good tips and tutorials, interviews and humor! Gonna buy a T-shirt just because you are amazing!
We love you too Daniel 🙌 thanks so much for your support!
@@runningchannel Just got "Comparsion is the thief of joy" t-shirt, because... it is :D
Awesome 😎
There's a little confusion in this comment thread between things runners would never say, and things runners always say but they're lying through their teeth...Former: "I love running in the heat!" Latter: "I'll be running this weekend's parkrun just for the enjoyment."
How about a clip concerning carb loading / low carbs? Might be time now...
So true. I love medals. Even participation or finishing medals are so good. I think there would be runners protesting the streets without a free medal, t-shirt or novelty gift for completing a 'fun' run!! I love all the free race stuff. Who said who can have too many drink bottles!
Watched this as I was foam rolling and died when I heard “My IT band feels GREAT!”😂😅☠️
"I LOVE the feeling of running into the wind!"
My favourite from one of the marshals on a 10k race I did last year: at 5k “keep running you’re nearly finished” in the humid June weather. To put it lightly I was singularly unimpressed by that comment.
The upper body work is spot on
" running isnt a real sport"
That could get you punched
The chafing one really got me! 😂 Also...we don't have park runs where I live.
Love this video 🙌🏼 That world major entry fee is so expensive, I’m going to give it a miss
Thanks for watching 🙌
My, my. Don’t you just love when it snows during an XC meet, such fun!
🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha! Love it!
Hahahahaha love this video... Hahahahah. Thank you for sharing!!!
“I wish there were more people running this race”
"I would love to do couple more of those intervals"
"I think I am running too much"
"Hi honey, I would love to slow down for you so that we can finish our next 10k charity run together!"
Sorry Running Channel late watching today as I left early to be a Park Run Tourist at Durham. Another new 5k PB 30.29, with a mental last k. Great video and Rick was out in his “short shorts” again 🤣 👊
We can’t keep Rick out of his short shorts...
The Running Channel Rick reminds me of Joe from Family Guy #wholooksbetterinshortshorts. ua-cam.com/video/3VbpOzX_CFc/v-deo.html
"I don't have a favorite medal!"
Ive got enough running shirts😂
😂
I actually love Queuing for the portaloos on race day.
😂😂😂
'i love getting my achilles stamped on on race day and dont mind the runner doesnt say sorry' 🤔🙈🤣
Lol - I'm a serial London ballot reject too. Great channel, thank you!
I really fancy doing a hill session tonight.
As a non-UK based runner I actually had to google Parkrun
I love my parkrun PB 29.02, especially when its seconds is not far off the minutes. (URGH!!!!!! 2 seconds!) (love your channel and still haven't beaten it yet and it's the run when I say I'm not going for a PB!)
Such a funny and relatable video
Thanks James 👍
I am definitely keeping my mouth shut when a colleagues are talking about 1/2 marathon.
“I’ll never buy a pair of running shoes at retail price.”
I lolled at 'I'm expecting to get into London through the ballott'
We never say “oh I’d better slow down because someone at work told me that running is bad for your knees.”
"I don't feel like doing intervals today". "The treadmill is so much easier". "I'm not going to run this morning, the Tour de France is on". "I don't NEED to warm up, I don't have that problem". "I always eat high fiber cereal before running and NEVER have any stomach issues".
Haha! These are all great!
Love the London Marathon ballot one! The drink spray was classic. Been trying for 5 yrs and no luck yet. (& it wont be next year as missed the ballot cutoff!!!) Come on 2021! :-)
Keep hoping!
Running negative splits feels natural and easy, especially when you start running!
It’s so nice out today! I definitely don’t need any sunscreen!
"If I cant win Parkrun, I am not going!"😂
🤣 pahahaha
Wow. I must not actually be a runner, since I hear myself utter some of those things pretty often!
0:29 *Jamison Michael*
Elite jogger. But no longer.
I totally don't envy all the other runners zooming past my window, while I'm stuck at home with an injury.
Hope you can run again soon Brian!
I love walking downstairs the day after a marathon.
This channel only talks about running!? I would never subscribe
Haha...we see what you did there! 😂
I already said the one about "should do more upper body work outs" ;)
👍
"Im not going to run today."
"I planned the length of that route perfectly! Now I don't have to run up and down the street, or walk an annoyingly long way to get back home!"
I am pacing my friend at this half marathon race... I just take it easy
Haha! Oh yeh. The downplayer...
2:29...looks remarkably like "Look Mum no Hands" hipster cycle cafe in Old Strret !!.
Right on! Had to watch 3x tp fully understand w the accent tho!!
Ha! Where are you from Michelle?
@@runningchannel USA, just across the Atlantic from you guys!
"I had enough water"
Absolutely perfectly hydrated. No problems here.
It’s no big deal if i don’t meet my goals
😂
“You spent how much on your trainers!?”
🤣 Too much?! Haha
I have plenty of running shoes...
Pahahaha!! There are not enough running shoes in all of the world!
"i think i'm fast enough"
I definitely don't need to overtake that slower guy
😂