OK. Miami was officially incorporated as a city on July 28, 1896, with a population of just over 300. But in my opinion, Miami really got started via the 1920's Florida land boom. That was the first time Miami became "known" to most Americans and the population increased exponentially for the first time.
He's right tho all these girls will regret it later. They'll start aging at 30+ and none other man will want them. They will die alone, wasted all their youth when they could've made their own careers, found love, experience, family etc...
I saw my old man knock a horse out when I was a kid (1970's). We were cross country skiing and this horse kept grabbing my backpack as it followed us. The horse finally thought it would get a piece of dads backpack. It bit dads pack and before I could blink, dad had dropped that horse. We made our way back to the truck and that horse was standing in front of the gate. We opened the gate and that bastard would not move. At that point the horse named Gordo got slowly pushed by dad as I led him out of the way. Needless to say he was at the gate before we could get it the truck. I held him while dad got the truck out and I closed the gate. I never saw ol'Gordo again.
Actually, he was protective of all the women he was friendly with that he was not even dating. He would make sure female friends and the friends of his female friends were always safely escorted home, by cab, if there was even the slightest threat they might not be safe; perhaps having been out partying, maybe a drink or two. He would get them a cab. He would walk them to their cars. This is without hitting on them or anything of that nature. He was a gracious gentleman. He was like this all his life…before he had money.
Him: "I'm not a playboy. I can only deal with one at a time." Also Him: "In here I created a jacuzzi for 10 people. And then I put a shower head that can shower five girls at a time." well played sir.
No, explained how he made his money and maintained his influence/power. I GUANTEE you that house is/was filled with cameras/microphones recording all major people of influence with women and some maybe underage girls. He even shows you his safe where he “protects the pictures of royalty”
Him "i can only handle on girl at a time" *scene Transition* Him "heres the jacuzzi i built for 10 people, and heres the shower where 5 girls can shower at one time"
"Hundred Thousand here, Hundred thousand there, It's pockey money. In return they give me their youth. Excuse me? Who's using who?" What an absolute Chad
@Carlos Rodriguez unfortunately, all his sloppy seconds will get older and realize they are trash now and how all the good & real guys are taken; so they'll go 100mph trying to find someone before they die. Which ends up being some beta incel to reproduce with and then it starts all over again. Circle of life.
Although this man is not someone I could likely tolerate for more than a day, I like the fact he understands he's buying the young girls who hang around him. No illusions that he's actually attractive to them. He's a little boy who never wants to grow up and there's nothing wrong with that. But I'll take a man with substance over money any day. In my 20's and 30's, I had several very wealthy men ask me to marry them. I didn't love them. I ended up falling in love and marrying my mechanic at age 34 and have no regrets. Even though we both must work to live it is a life worth living.
@@asain_kidevil2441 Ah, but I'm not poor. My parents taught me at a young age that I didn't need a man to be financially comfortable. If I wanted a million dollars I could make it myself and I listened.
"It's going to make me look like a playboy" "I'm really not, you know?" "I can only deal with one at a time." ~~Scene 1 second after~~ "In here I created a jacuzzi for 10 people."
Albert Parish so then why are you watching it? So you can make an ignorant comment like this? This guy is just chilling, why don’t you get a second job and help the needy.
@@smilespergallon4642 you don't know a second thing about me. and my comment is not ignorant. there are people starving out in the world so it should be considered disgusting and selfish to own that much money and use it on richass bullshit instead of doing good with it, let alone proudly brag about it online for the whole world to see
Albert Parish I see this is all new to you so I’ll tread with caution. Firstly, I never said I knew you. And whilst there are people/areas out there that need aid. I personally, can’t believe athletes get payed more than doctors. However, for you to feel a type of way watching this video, is just unjust on your part. What you said isn’t wrong, but maybe just the wrong place. For example, Canada Goose and Nestle, they have so much backlash but yet they continue to grow as a companies. They could cut world out world hunger together alone, but yet...? If you’re looking for saving, watching videos about Miami Vice is not where it’s at.
Albert Parish boo fucking hoooooo ...being rich isn’t a crime you bozo ! Wahhh wahhhh he has too much money there’s poor ppl who should get some of his with none of the work
When girls see a 50+ year old man working a 9-5 job with 20+ year old they saw eeew. But when it’s a 50 year old billionaire they suddenly say “your so lucky I wish I was in that boat”. Oh what a world. I’m glad this man is living his life without regrets and he’s full of life!
@The Moon Again, you can have both. I, for one, get pleasure from eating watermelon. Are you saying that being happy would preclude me from eating watermelon again?
He talk the talk like his good friend Mr. Trump... You can go with 5 - 6 girls on the bed... but only one shot you can hit at a time with the lucky one...
These are interesting people that we all know exist, just never had a documentary on them. Why not. They are probably much better known locally. Give them an international spot it...
“I can only deal with one woman at a time” next scene: and here, “I can shower 5 woman at once, and fit 10 woman in the jacuzzi.......” he totally gonna be in GTAV or 6. EDIT-Thanks for the likes guys! If you want to “check” my channel I’ll “check” yours back!!! I actually subscribe to all my subscribers. Hope you have a great day! -oh and I survived corona virus!
He IS going to be the next Gta villan he's got all the makings, he's over the top enough, flexs enough and most importantly sounds like he puts a Kilo of Bolivian Marching Powder up his nose every day 🤣🤣
Chillz yes bro! I put V6 because he might be in GTAV AND 6 (which is why I put V and 6) rockstar wanna milk dlc for 7 years straight...So I put V and 6 just in case! Lmao 😂
"100,000 dollars there, 100,000 dollars here, in return they give me their youth. excuse me but whos using who?" so true. this is what it must be like to be rich lmao
“I’m really not a PlayBoy. I can only deal with one at a time.” *”And in here is the jacuzzi I built for 10 people. Oh and then I put a shower head that can shower five girls at a time.”*
MidnightBastard sorry fuck face ohh did I offend your stupid snow flake feminist ideals that fight for equality but are really fighting to put men on the back foot so go fuck yourself
Honestly, I don't think Dan will live that long. Maybe I'm wrong, but he strikes me as a guy that will die in a speeding accident or a drug overdose or something.
I remember seeing him on TV in the late 80's, he was smart and used every contact he got. He started a framed art business and used that to get into the decorating business. He knows how to hustle.
You actually believe this narcissistic cokehead got all of his fortune from that framed art business horseshit? Obviously that's just a facade from his coke business
@Zero Cool There was a article about how thats bullshit and rich people are just as happy if not more, which makes sense since you have less financial worries, you can take better care of your health ie higher quality meals, time to exercise with a professional trainer and talk to mental health experts to workout any issues you have
@Ahmad Sheikh-Ali If your life is only about net worth and Instagram followers, it would be pretty sad. He is enjoying his life, and that's all matters. Moreover, by partially staying out of the spotlight, he still enjoys respect and admiration from people, but would stay way from trouble like scandals and annoying paparazzi.
Would be boring as shit tbh. This guy doesn't even seem charismatic or popular at all. He's basically a slurring old guy with 5 prostitutes around him and that's it.
Blake Masterson I don’t even know what to think about this as a woman.... I mean I suppose could say that at least he’s not in denial as to why they’re there.... he obviously has a clear arrangement with them and neither party has any illusions as to what that is. 🙄 Honesty is best I guess.
Yall can "bully" him as much as you want youll never be a 5fth part of what he now is and prolly die as a forgotten loser still he may have a real airplane
The “nobody” is sneaky vice reporters that ask him stupid question then edit it out to make him sound like a nutcase all because he plays young hoes who try to play him, and this is bad because vice feminist reporters say so.
@BlazeTrail 1269 truthfully i don't think that's the worst thing because if you think about it the person who should get along with you the most is yourself granted thinking your amazing and everyone wants to have sex with you is narcissistic but seeing as you only want to sleep with a girl version of your self it's more selfcest
I feel bad because he knows his looks are gone and everything good about him is gone so he is constantly trying to recapture that moment in his life even though he knows he cant
motojc did you see him dong calisthenics? People that can jog at 60 are considered healthy and he is way past that. He seems to be in decent shape whether he is into drugs or not
@@AntonioGomez-hy3oh I actually just checked out a Stallone 2019 interview. His movement was much more youthful. And SS always talked like he's been hit on the head too many times:) But this guy, I would say he's a well preserved 80s. Not a young 60s.)
When you have so much money, you don't have to finish your syllables.
Hello genblem how ah u
Lol
Good one
haha
@@tophat4489 😂👍
The cheesy 80’s transitions makes this so much better
dududududuu
Haha!!! IKR!? ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! I’m still dying!!😂😝😂🤣😂🤣😭
@@natalierozean5989 OMG PLEASE DON'T DIE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😫😫😓😓😓!
YES!!! 🤣 🤣
John Smith so 80s 🤣
This guy isn't a "playboy", he is literally a GTA protagonist.
Nick Kharati underrated 😂
He is the antagonist, who you start doing jobs for him and at the end of the Game you kill him
The Ballad of Gay Anwar
bro when in gta do you one punch out a horse
Genius!
“i can only deal with one at a time.”
“here i created a jacuzzi for 10 people”
had me dying 😂😂😂
Editors done him dirty
"5 girls can shower at once" Me: whaaaaat? XD
Yeah credit to the editor lol 😂
LOL
I was crying when he contradicted himself
“Every single era Miami went through, I lived it”
Considering Miami was first founded 200 years ago that’s incredibly impressive.
I think he was just talking about the eras that mattered, 1960-2020
he looks like he lived 200 Years
''Fifty thousand people used to snort cocaine. Now it's bath salts...''
OK. Miami was officially incorporated as a city on July 28, 1896, with a population of just over 300. But in my opinion, Miami really got started via the 1920's Florida land boom. That was the first time Miami became "known" to most Americans and the population increased exponentially for the first time.
Miami is only 200 years old?
"i'm not a playboy"
"5 girls can fit in that shower"
i bet 15 girls can fit in it but only 5 can be showered at once lmao
Only a real playboy says he's not a playboy
666th like
@@bobandjuric431 for real this guy seems cool and believable
“10 people jacuzzi”
Guy took English lessons from Stallone
😂
Bbbaaahhhaa!
😂😂😂😂 lmfaoooooo
So much botox he face got cemented.
it's called steroid not stallone
those transitions complete it
.
Kings must rise
i see check now i must like
@@jaidenarias5912Thanks for offering, but no thank you
"I can only deal with one at a time."
"In here I created a jacuzzi for 10 people."
And a shower for 5 girls lol
Cocaine .
Well they have to wait somewhere
Damn
Lmao
“They give me their youth. Who’s using who?” - spoken like a modern vampire. Love this guy. Lol
Martin Zubero 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hes a fucking G
Hell yeah...
Lol
He's right tho all these girls will regret it later. They'll start aging at 30+ and none other man will want them. They will die alone, wasted all their youth when they could've made their own careers, found love, experience, family etc...
“I knocked out a horse” is probably the biggest flex of all time.
I saw my old man knock a horse out when I was a kid (1970's). We were cross country skiing and this horse kept grabbing my backpack as it followed us. The horse finally thought it would get a piece of dads backpack. It bit dads pack and before I could blink, dad had dropped that horse. We made our way back to the truck and that horse was standing in front of the gate. We opened the gate and that bastard would not move. At that point the horse named Gordo got slowly pushed by dad as I led him out of the way. Needless to say he was at the gate before we could get it the truck. I held him while dad got the truck out and I closed the gate. I never saw ol'Gordo again.
I just watched the original Conan with Arnold in it and this reminded me of the scene where he knocks out a camel lol.
I had to laugh at that lol
scrolled down to comments the moment he said this
Im your 1000th like
"Why do you think women are so attracted to you?"
"It's because I protect them"
Yea, protect them from being broke.
lol
Actually, he was protective of all the women he was friendly with that he was not even dating. He would make sure female friends and the friends of his female friends were always safely escorted home, by cab, if there was even the slightest threat they might not be safe; perhaps having been out partying, maybe a drink or two. He would get them a cab. He would walk them to their cars. This is without hitting on them or anything of that nature. He was a gracious gentleman. He was like this all his life…before he had money.
Gotta protect fresh pussies.
@@user-zk8ed4kd2b how do you know this
How do you know all this.
Could you imagine him and Sylvester Stallone in a conversation together
haha i was thinking the same thing, but also with arnold schwarzenegger XD
Throw Ozzy in there for good ole sake lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's the best comment on here.
Addddrrrrriiiiaaaaann!
Dude definitely made most of his money moving cocaine in speedboats .
facts.
He was defiant to the law i guess
lol
I worked for him too. used to see a lot of live sex
Agent Orange i wouldnt know, i dont know any 🤷♂️
I wish i was able to choose him as an character in GTA vice
😂😂
IKR! Was gonna say this.
Vice City*
“an character”
YAAAAAAAAS
O would choose him in GTA 5
Him: "I'm not a playboy. I can only deal with one at a time."
Also Him: "In here I created a jacuzzi for 10 people. And then I put a shower head that can shower five girls at a time."
well played sir.
One at a time, ten in a row
If Tony Montana dodged that shotgun at the end of scarface
Matty Gauthier omfg 😭😭
He would be fat he would have big tit that needs a bra - scarface quote
The suit lol
Yeah... It doesnt seem like he dodged it.
Hey whoa spoilers
He's not even 60 but talks like a 100 year old man
But he did enjoyed that 60 im sure
Thats because you would give 100 of your years for just a day of his years ;oPP
1000
You want to be him? Let me punch you in the mouth, at least you will start talking like him 😂
@@margaritam.9118 *Lol*
That's what cigarettes do to you. Well along with all the other substances...
He looks like he's snorted half of Bolivia.
He has definitely done.
was that a gta IV reference?
@@ddagat9953 No. I think that should be a Ghost Recon - WIldland reference.
and half of Colombia.
😂😂😂
He's not a billionaire but he absolutely knows how to enjoy life.
RIP, Mr. Miami.
Did he recently pass?
@Prime Minister Blackface So who got all his rich and property?
@@flouncy301nanny *with Shrek's Face
Lol something about this dude running an “art” business in the 80s in Miami sounds off to me hahah
Let me tell how he got rich and all the fame you see he played a very simple game. Cause every single picture frame he send was filled up with cocaine
@@852internationalconnect Yeah I was thinking something along those lines
ghost no pun intended
🤫😂
No, explained how he made his money and maintained his influence/power. I GUANTEE you that house is/was filled with cameras/microphones recording all major people of influence with women and some maybe underage girls. He even shows you his safe where he “protects the pictures of royalty”
Sounds like he no longer has any sinuses. Wonder why
Lol
Lmao 🤣 I was thinking it was the Miami weather , I was wondering about his inability to move his jaw 🤔
Jon Noodles botox maybe
👃👃👃👃👃
Corn Holeium yea no shit... who wouldn’t?
This man is 30% cocaine
20% botox
10% sugar daddy
5% stroke
25% criminal past
and 300% flex
Francisco Bernal Sanguino I wanna be him!
His ears are enormous.
@@gregoryambres1897 thats for overhearing conversations xD
😂😂😂😂😂😂
hahaha hahaha so fucking funny
I respect the hell out of him for his alcohol/boat policy… “they can remember the good day”.
Him:"Im not a play boy."
Vice: "Miami's Most Legendary Playboy"
He is miami
He built Miami the city for him
Him "i can only handle on girl at a time"
*scene Transition*
Him "heres the jacuzzi i built for 10 people, and heres the shower where 5 girls can shower at one time"
jarrod horrol That’s my exact same thought.
He is a playboy. Can't you see the number of girls with him?
and I knocked a horse out, enough Miami for one day
When I gave this comment a thumbs-up it had 305 likes..... What r the odds lol.
Miami man
haaaaaaaaaaaaa
Pure legend
Florida man strikes again
He sounds like a lost brother of Sylvester Stallone
He sound like the worm in the wheelchair from SpongeBob 🤣🤣
fr
BRO. OF "OZZIE"
you got me
Shit, has be creasin
He is such a helpful man, uplifting struggling college students wanting to make ends meet.
🤣🤣
"I am not a playboy, you know?"
"And here I built a shower for 5 girls"
He's been a badd boi. no gifts for him this year
10 lmao
Force jacuzzi for ten, shower head for 5.
He also said only one at a time. So did he get them to line up and wait their turn? 🤣
Can't even hate this guy, you're supposed to be like this in Miami
he dead
@@JohnnyPork82 he dead
@@JohnnyPork82 really?
@@_edoyt si patrona
@@_edoyt He died last year.
Such a humble guy letting homeless girl stay with him. 😍 bless him
Lol...im dead
@@abdoulayediallo2612 Guess what, this Miami guy died also
@@salvadordali2084 for real?
@@fahimalvi9521 yes.He died .
He died may 19th 2020
"Hundred Thousand here, Hundred thousand there, It's pockey money. In return they give me their youth. Excuse me? Who's using who?"
What an absolute Chad
He doesn't snort cocaine, HE IS COCAINE... "80's cheesy transition again"
lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This guy probably sneezes coke from 30yrs ago
“They give me their youth. Excuse me, who’s using who?”
Play on player.
drowninginnothingnes just like every other play boy don’t claim they are playboy
Doesnt everyone involved gets what they want Here?
That's hilarious
@Carlos Rodriguez unfortunately, all his sloppy seconds will get older and realize they are trash now and how all the good & real guys are taken; so they'll go 100mph trying to find someone before they die. Which ends up being some beta incel to reproduce with and then it starts all over again.
Circle of life.
Carlos Rodriguez well, he is paying for it so fuck it. He isn’t forcing anyone.
When they have to put English subtitles over someone speaking English
Well he was kind of Stallone-ing it.
Lmaoo
Because of pronounciation bro.not all the country pronounce the same so..
It might be for deaf people
Although this man is not someone I could likely tolerate for more than a day, I like the fact he understands he's buying the young girls who hang around him. No illusions that he's actually attractive to them. He's a little boy who never wants to grow up and there's nothing wrong with that. But I'll take a man with substance over money any day. In my 20's and 30's, I had several very wealthy men ask me to marry them. I didn't love them. I ended up falling in love and marrying my mechanic at age 34 and have no regrets. Even though we both must work to live it is a life worth living.
Respect
That's why your poor lol
I mean I am aswell
@@asain_kidevil2441 better be poor than living a life full of regrets. Especially if that regret involves others. That sucks.
@@asain_kidevil2441 Ah, but I'm not poor. My parents taught me at a young age that I didn't need a man to be financially comfortable. If I wanted a million dollars I could make it myself and I listened.
Good to hear there's women out there that are for real. It's honestly really hard for me to trust women, so your comment means a lot. Thanks.
"How much coke do you snort per day?"
"Yees"
"Half as much as in the night" xD
All day every day🤣 it was the 80's😤😤
okalsdi lulz
All of them
Well...i think he dous a bit hehhehe😛
"It's going to make me look like a playboy"
"I'm really not, you know?"
"I can only deal with one at a time."
~~Scene 1 second after~~
"In here I created a jacuzzi for 10 people."
HLNinja ‚and here 5 girls can shower at one time‘
He’s sense of humour 😂
He could only have one at a time or so he says but keeps showing pictures of himself and showing himself with more than 2 woman at a time 🤦🏽♀️
Exactly what i was thinking, i headed for the comments right after that statement to see who commented it
@@miriamschiro1773 he meant in the bedroom.
"I can only deal with one at a time"
Literally, the very next line was
"I created a jacuzzi for 10 people"
wut
"And here's a shower which can fill 5 girls"
Gavin Simon what’s your point
And a shower for 5
@@noahjacobs5039 That it's bs.
Normally I wouldn't listen to people bragging about their lives but this guy, I'd pay to hear his stories. RIP Anwar Zayden.
When did he die
@Mark Salvatore tnx bro
@Prime Minister Blackface you can tell he had many health issues since in the video he said he is 60 and looked like 80
How do you know all this
Same, but he gave off a chill vibe he seemed like a fun guy to be around
Are we just going to ignore the fact he said that the horse had “claws”?
Chris Pomeroy and that he knocked it out cold
It was a Horse Bear ffs
and then the transition
How about the fact that he knocked out the horse?
It was a true story. It’s in the book.
"100k here, 100k there, that's nothing, it's pocket money. You know what the girls give me? Their youths.... Excuse me, who's using who?! "
Damn. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He's such a dickhead being so flippant about his money when there are people less fortunate than him that are literally starving as he speaks though.
Albert Parish so then why are you watching it? So you can make an ignorant comment like this? This guy is just chilling, why don’t you get a second job and help the needy.
@@smilespergallon4642 you don't know a second thing about me. and my comment is not ignorant. there are people starving out in the world so it should be considered disgusting and selfish to own that much money and use it on richass bullshit instead of doing good with it, let alone proudly brag about it online for the whole world to see
Albert Parish I see this is all new to you so I’ll tread with caution. Firstly, I never said I knew you. And whilst there are people/areas out there that need aid. I personally, can’t believe athletes get payed more than doctors. However, for you to feel a type of way watching this video, is just unjust on your part. What you said isn’t wrong, but maybe just the wrong place. For example, Canada Goose and Nestle, they have so much backlash but yet they continue to grow as a companies. They could cut world out world hunger together alone, but yet...? If you’re looking for saving, watching videos about Miami Vice is not where it’s at.
Albert Parish boo fucking hoooooo ...being rich isn’t a crime you bozo ! Wahhh wahhhh he has too much money there’s poor ppl who should get some of his with none of the work
“They give me their youth. Who’s using who?” Truer words have never been so on point. Lol 😂
codebebop actually they using each other
codebebop both are wrong
Lavender Honey wow, when you put it like that...money is.
@Jeff B shutt the fk up
Lavender Honey
Protective behaviour? It’s money, you idiot.
He was super hot in the 80s, though. so women would fuck him even penniless.
When girls see a 50+ year old man working a 9-5 job with 20+ year old they saw eeew. But when it’s a 50 year old billionaire they suddenly say “your so lucky I wish I was in that boat”. Oh what a world. I’m glad this man is living his life without regrets and he’s full of life!
He is dead
This guy has actually lived the greatest life of all time, imagine being a playboy in Miami in the 80’s
And yet today he still looks for satisfaction ...
@Lindy T i just realized, isnt this the guy charlie harper XD
@The Moon I'd argue that you can have both, although it'd be a lot harder once you find yourself being driven by those "pleasures"
@The Moon Again, you can have both. I, for one, get pleasure from eating watermelon. Are you saying that being happy would preclude me from eating watermelon again?
@Kanye East shut up you freaking casual
"I can only handle one at a time."
"...shower head that can shower five girls at a time."
While they take turns...
Forreals, bathtub that can hold 10 people, fuuukoutaheerrr
@@bigmike1547 a 10 people jacuzzi makes me think a kinds of debauchery is going on vs so called one woman at a time
He talk the talk like his good friend Mr. Trump... You can go with 5 - 6 girls on the bed... but only one shot you can hit at a time with the lucky one...
Hoes on hoes... on hoes...
On Hoes.
He at least knows that his money is the only reason why the girls are there...
Im sure it wasnt the case back then when he was young tho
@Andrey Oliveira to bad your hair's gone though
Oh yeah 😀 MONEY CAN BUY ANYTHING BUT NOT "LOVE"
@@richardsalzmann7946 nope, it was his success why people ran after him
Mira Z and being broke won’t satisfy hunger or empty my balls. What’s your point
“Hundred thousand dollars here, hundred thousands dollars there….you know it’s pocket money”
“You know what I get in return?.. their youth...”
-Lestat from the movie “Interview with a Vampire”
He lost me me at at "the horse was hitting him with it's CLAWS "
Chad Greenwood so he punched it and knock the HORSE out
This guys Rambo.
And somehow he is more successful than your worthless self lol
@@damontan4749 cool story bro 🤦♂️
Stutter there boi
Say what you want about the guy, but you can't say this video isn't entertaining to watch lol!
These are interesting people that we all know exist, just never had a documentary on them. Why not. They are probably much better known locally.
Give them an international spot it...
He is indeed hands down - an ALPHA. Nuff sed.
ilovepork and chicken 🤪🤪🤪
This video was not entertaining to watch
"They give me their youth" powerful statement
Kyng Chalah “who’s using who?” Was powerful statement as well
Yes, that’s why they say the youth is wasted on the young. We don’t know the value of it. To him it’s priceless.
@baggabliss correct
Vampirism is legit
brenden stubblefield if you had money you would do the same.. the hAte is real
RIP, passed away in May of 2020. Long live Mr. Miami!
When your plastic surgeon accidentally injects Botox into your tongue.
Man thanks.lmao I couldn't figure it out and you nailed it.
lolol
Actually is cause of the excessive coke use
lmfaoooo hahaha love it
Now thats funny.
“I can only deal with one woman at a time” next scene: and here, “I can shower 5 woman at once, and fit 10 woman in the jacuzzi.......” he totally gonna be in GTAV or 6. EDIT-Thanks for the likes guys! If you want to “check” my channel I’ll “check” yours back!!! I actually subscribe to all my subscribers. Hope you have a great day! -oh and I survived corona virus!
He IS going to be the next Gta villan he's got all the makings, he's over the top enough, flexs enough and most importantly sounds like he puts a Kilo of Bolivian Marching Powder up his nose every day 🤣🤣
@BDom Yacht or Shipping container size? 🤣
Lmao good catch I was in the trance my gate keeper was allowing it all in lol
GET PUMPED GTAV 6??? U know the V is 5 right?
Chillz yes bro! I put V6 because he might be in GTAV AND 6 (which is why I put V and 6) rockstar wanna milk dlc for 7 years straight...So I put V and 6 just in case! Lmao 😂
"100,000 dollars there, 100,000 dollars here, in return they give me their youth. excuse me but whos using who?" so true. this is what it must be like to be rich lmao
In the end where he explains how woman misinterpret their dynamic with him, “who’s using who?,” is genius and sad at the same time.
Why is it sad
@@gregh5061 because they are getting hundreds of thousands of dollars and hes just living his youth
@@ZogTheStartrucker 🤣🤣🤣
Read that as he said it
@@adrianrapier5053 nope. It's an exchange. He's not living his youth he's gettin' laid
“I’m really not a PlayBoy. I can only deal with one at a time.”
*”And in here is the jacuzzi I built for 10 people. Oh and then I put a shower head that can shower five girls at a time.”*
Lmao the best part!!🤣
🤦😂☠️
*SCIENCE!*
Legend🤣
Men, this is why you need to love and take care of your daughters.
We do you narsasistic basterd
real talk
@@theimperialfistsspacemarin3050 its "Bastard" spell my name right you boomer
MidnightBastard sorry fuck face ohh did I offend your stupid snow flake feminist ideals that fight for equality but are really fighting to put men on the back foot so go fuck yourself
MidnightBastard ohh too scared to reply now I thought women were strong and equal
It is great to see someone so in love, with himself.
He’s a cool guy I thought he would be a dick lmao
Who wouldn't
“I can only handle one at a time”
“and in here I have a shower head that can shower five girls at a time”
I didn’t want to like this comment simply because 69 likes was fitting. I am now number 70.
don't forget the jacuzzi for 10 people
I think all those girls will just fall in line after the first one there goes the second one
The beauty of Vice fooling you with their prestaged entertainment.
You can fit 10 girls in the jacuzzi
a mix of Scarface, Sylvester Stalone and Steven Seagal
ENKii nailed it.
And that cracked out hobo pushing a shopping cart
Holy shit you're so right.
Scarface suit, Stalone voice and Seagal hair
@@m.g7610 yes lol
I feel like I caught a STD by just watching this video.
Yes weird women despeeate
lol...You probably did Papi ...;)
"Excuse me
Who's using who"
I extremely loved that Lineeeee
"Im not a playboy, I'm really not"
literally 5 seconds later
"I installed a shower head that can shower five girls at once"
LetherG I was looking for this comment fr tho😂😂😂
He is the human equivalent of Miami. He is a walking Miami.
Of the Miami stereotype maybe.
Lindsey Sloan well he said ”I’am miami” so i geuss so
Well Miami is a shit hole so I see the resemblance
He Miami’d life to the fullest.
he is miami.. he saif that already
Okay but he didn’t show us the room where he stores the coke.
I like Sprite myself
Why do u have subscribers if u dont have a channel????
@@reggyreptinall9598 why is water wet why is the sky blue how come I can beat Mike Tyson's Punch-Out after 30 years of playing
@@alyi2500 water is not wet, u see blue due to the wave length of that color which is also most predominant color in the sky, and your just special
@@reggyreptinall9598 you actually had me until you said water is not wet
Yall killed it with the soundtrack at the end of the video👍👌🏿
This is just a video from 40 years in the future of Dan Bilzerian.
How young do you think Dan Bilzerian is?
Honestly, I don't think Dan will live that long. Maybe I'm wrong, but he strikes me as a guy that will die in a speeding accident or a drug overdose or something.
@@harshgautam97 I get what he meant. However, in 40 years Dan will be 78 years old. He's already 38, so it would be half of the 40 years from now
Can y'all just take a joke lmao..
Right
“Excuse me, who is using who” this guy is a lot smarter than he seems I think.
With this comment you look more stupid as he looks😂
He basically admitted to being a douche
Yeah your youth you can get back, money you can.
Yeah its just his voice people expect him to stop because he's getting older but i say go ahead guy's living his best life
@@omairsh8 beta male
Imagine him and Sylvester Stallone having a convo
😂😂😂
yeah, the droolings would be drooler-drooled
TheTerminator1919 legendary
Just the idea makes me confused
"you know what I'm sayin"....
5:23 when you're so strong that your biceps flex the other way.
bruh im dead
@@anmoldubey102 Thanks
"I can only handle one girl"
" And i put a shower head that can shower five girls at a time."
paused the video and scrolled down to find this comment
1 girl at a time when you have 5 in a row 1 for 1 easy
His selection criteria is: She who showers the sexiest!
That’s called a funnel. 5 in a shower, only in the room at the time. So 4 are constantly waiting.
@@adrienmarchetti1303
thanks i will use that new word to describe it from now on ....
I remember seeing him on TV in the late 80's, he was smart and used every contact he got. He started a framed art business and used that to get into the decorating business. He knows how to hustle.
Also was conveniently based in Miami through the eighties, and had lots of power. Probably some white powder somewhere connected as well.
Lol he was selling coke allot of it the picture frame stuff is a front
You actually believe this narcissistic cokehead got all of his fortune from that framed art business horseshit? Obviously that's just a facade from his coke business
@@Aaronelliott847 I didn't even think of that, but you're totally right! Art dealing has a HUGE problem with laundering.
When u work for wealthy people's u get rich
I can't hate, he's doing way better than me
The American dream
@Zero Cool it helps alot thought
Just be born a model and move cocaine into Miami during the 80's... Boom, millionaire.
Poor boo I want to tell you a secret
Shhhhh just smile you are beyond beautiful you are blessed
@Zero Cool There was a article about how thats bullshit and rich people are just as happy if not more, which makes sense since you have less financial worries, you can take better care of your health ie higher quality meals, time to exercise with a professional trainer and talk to mental health experts to workout any issues you have
I can’t decide whether this man is sleazy or incredibly genuine with a sense of humour and self awareness. 50/50.
Absolutely positively nobody:
Anwar: I knocked out a horse
Yeah. Haha. Just a normal tuesday right
Pretty impressive tho 😂
Only thing this guy has knocked out is a bag of blow
Jajajajajajajaja
Lol. I imagine he brings that story up to random people on a daily basis.
"I can only deal with one woman at a time"....." Here's a jacuzzi I invented that holds 10 ppl and this shower can fit 5 girls"
Maybe that's part of his age. In the past, he was Dr. Orgy, now, he goes one at a time in that bed.
He looks like one of the hot dogs on the rollers at gas stations.
audrasupernova I have to respect that one!
Back in the day he’d steal your girl tho😂
Perfect description 👌
Hahahaha
🤣 🌭
"I have **in my safe** pictures with royalty..they had a good time with me"
The safe: 2:55
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I laughed when he said he met Sylvester Stallone, cause he literally talks like him.
The creepy thing is, his speech was quick and more succinct before he met Sly...
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
@@daweller lol
Ok, now we want a full season of "I'm Miami"
I thought this was an episode of the "Florida Man ... " series
@Ahmad Sheikh-Ali If your life is only about net worth and Instagram followers, it would be pretty sad. He is enjoying his life, and that's all matters. Moreover, by partially staying out of the spotlight, he still enjoys respect and admiration from people, but would stay way from trouble like scandals and annoying paparazzi.
Would be boring as shit tbh. This guy doesn't even seem charismatic or popular at all. He's basically a slurring old guy with 5 prostitutes around him and that's it.
@@hussein6173 Not only about him, but a GTA/Vice style series with intresting characters 👍
@@hussein6173 you sounds envy.
Do it if you can
"Who's using who? They're giving me their youth." I wanna hate this guy but he's not wrong.
They're getting paid, he's getting laid, everybody is happy
Bingo
Hate him for what?
Lmao its mutual no strings attached
It's not hate. It's jealousy. It is what it is.
bro I live in Miami and I met this guy and went to his paint shop he is a chill dude
Theres so much botox i couldnt understand when he talks
Thats the decades of heavy cocaine use voice, and he smokes cigs.
That's not botox, that's blowsine 👃
bro he lived each era from miami, even the 80's, he snorted more coke than you eat sugar
May I ask how many languages you speak?
JucoskiGetnuked This is hilarious.
Who is using who?
Ngl that was a good ending.
Right. At least he knows.
Blake Masterson if he got it like that, he got it like that
Blake Masterson I don’t even know what to think about this as a woman.... I mean I suppose could say that at least he’s not in denial as to why they’re there.... he obviously has a clear arrangement with them and neither party has any illusions as to what that is. 🙄 Honesty is best I guess.
Jen Tuesday I dig your last name.
Sardonic Poet and it’s my real last name too 😂
The way he sounds , I think the horse story was the other way around .
Ha ha ha! Good one! You are funny!
The boy was hitting him and the horse went in and kicked the boy unconscious?
Lol
10/10 😭😭😭😭😭
S.A.V.A.G.E .......u r a legend
He's like a dollar general version of razor ramon
😂😂😂😂😂
Lmfaoooo
"Do you own any airplanes?"
Turns his head to show his ears
"I am an airplane"
Lmfao!!!! Underrated comment
That's so fucking hilarious
Yall can "bully" him as much as you want youll never be a 5fth part of what he now is and prolly die as a forgotten loser still he may have a real airplane
LOL
😂😂😂
This guy's entire life has been a mid life crisis
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
True....
😂😂😂😂
I rather live his life than be out in some shitty place in a city or out in the mid west.
harkriz415 lmfaooooo
Nobody:
Anwar: My house keepers shave my whole body...all of It.
That's normal right?
😂😂😂🌈🌈🌈❤❤❤😂😂😂
The “nobody” is sneaky vice reporters that ask him stupid question then edit it out to make him sound like a nutcase all because he plays young hoes who try to play him, and this is bad because vice feminist reporters say so.
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The music in these videos kills me! So well edited.
I’ve never heard of this guy, but he is definitely in love with himself.
I thought Fabio the butter man was to much for himself, this guy must be his older brother.
Wouldn't you be? the guy has everything, he does not have a single care and he is aware of it
Richard Metz he’s allowed to tho
I hope your comment does not mean he is a narcissist
@BlazeTrail 1269 truthfully i don't think that's the worst thing because if you think about it the person who should get along with you the most is yourself granted thinking your amazing and everyone wants to have sex with you is narcissistic but seeing as you only want to sleep with a girl version of your self it's more selfcest
This guy looks like the love child of Sylvester Stallone and a vampire
He looks like a cheap wax work of de Nero
Bro that's so funny
Enio Qirko 😂😂😂😂
Enio Qirko lollolololol
If Sylvester Stallone and Hugh Hefner had a son this would be him
LMFAO
:P hahahaha that's freakin funny dude
How are you so sure they didn't have a son 😏
Rogelio Gonzalez more like cousin
4:52 legendary quote.
I'm gonna remember that, next time I need a reminder to keep on the hardwork
I feel bad because he knows his looks are gone and everything good about him is gone so he is constantly trying to recapture that moment in his life even though he knows he cant
i do not even feel slightly bad for this walking turd
@@Anthony-kp7sf bruh he's dead
@@Anthony-kp7sf salty haha
armchair psychology 101...
@@conor6947 ikr! This man looks like the happiest 70yo man on the planet. Has the personality of a 35yo
Only 60s? The guy talks and moves like he’s in his 80s. Years of cocaine plus hormone drugs will do that to you
motojc did you see him dong calisthenics? People that can jog at 60 are considered healthy and he is way past that. He seems to be in decent shape whether he is into drugs or not
Antonio Gomez no I have not. His body is jacked but I think his speech manner and movement look like a much older man. Very slow.
It’s just the way he talks. Have you seen Sylvester Stallone. Exactly the same
@@AntonioGomez-hy3oh I actually just checked out a Stallone 2019 interview. His movement was much more youthful. And SS always talked like he's been hit on the head too many times:) But this guy, I would say he's a well preserved 80s. Not a young 60s.)
motojc at most I’d say 70s but fair enough
He’s like Sylvester Stallone’s rough draft
Paul Knight lol I’m dead 😂
😂😂😂😂
With a dash of van dam
🤣🤣🤣 nice one 👍
Lmao
Vice: What do you think of this man?
Me: Mumble.
Dude sounds like a drugged-up Sylvester Stallone.
And Stallone already sounds like he's drugged lol
lmao
😂😂😂😂
Cannot be unheard
Or boxing brain
:))