@@joaoalves1804 the important part is that he cried on the house and not in it because he Build a billion dollar House around his million dollar House.
They’re a lot better then a vast majority of Americans are at that job. And besides it’s not like those few people run the country alone. That said America is kinda fucked compared to most other developed countries. And that’s both it’s government but also the people
Dan Zeigan yep, I've never made a facebook account in my life. But anytime someone posts a group photo that I'm in and when they put the mouse over the photo my full name pops up next to me in the picture. How the fuck do they have my name and how the fuck do they match my name to me when I'm in somebodys photo? Shit pisses me off too because for years I always told people I'll be in your photo but only if you don't post it to facebook. They always thought I was being paranoid and overdramatic. Well as time went on I found out people were lying to me and posted it on Facebook anyways. And then I eventually found out that when people look at photos that I'm in, my fucking name pops up next to me.
Lmao youre expecting too much from ppl. The answers to some questions sometimes the first search up result and ppl still either a) deny the fact or b) too lazy to search it up because it takes t seconds. Also tons of ppl hate the fact that the US government created ARPANET the building block of the internet for the cold war and they hate the fact that if they hate the US so much they should stop using the internet created by the US
A connection of computers and servers. These computers and servers make A N E T W O R K. this vast, multilayered network is called the “Internet.” Your computer communicates with these other systems using an IP address. “Internet protocol”. This IP specifies what server you are connecting to, whether it’s an email server or a html game. Data transferred on the internet is split into 2 parts “generally” TCP AND UDP. And you get this data, whatever it is, because the server sent it to you, the client, through a port. Those are the extreme basics. You’re welcome.
@Josip a place to catch up on everything caught in the net and just like fishing sometimes you catch some weird stuff that's about as 5th grade that I can explain it
These are the kind of people who'd put a ruler under their pillows to see how long they've slept *Ps: This comment is not original and may contain jokes already told from unknown sources*
The real issue is that even people without facebook and that haven't signed the terms of service and haven't signed up are being tracked by facebook too. It picks up things other people have said about you, photos friends have tagged about you, your internet history, things you've clicked on and so on and so forth. Even this video, facebook knows you've watched it. Even if you created an account right now, with a fake name and a fake address etc. Facebook will still know exactly who you are and recommend friends to you that you know. I don't even have facebook and have never had a 'real' account but when I created a fake one, it still recommended that I befriend my parents and friends etc. So the terms of service is BS. Mark Zuckerberg even admitted that they have shadow profiles. Though he said that it'd take a lot of work for someone to use a shadow profile maliciously, it doesn't mean that it's fool-proof and that's still besides the point that it's a complete invasion of privacy that nobody agreed to.
@@bakersmileyface if you never agree to the user agreement, you will not get tracked by fb. youtube is in Google's domain so thats different. about the fake profile now, it tracks close by via gps proximity, and other methods, thats why it suggests relatives.
@@Niphiz They also check your search history, IP address, location, other devices connected to you, your phone number, alongside various other information. And also when you agree to cookies, in all likelihood you're agreeing to share that information with various other companies and cookie vendors so that they can tailor advertisements and so on. Most of it is harmless, however cookies do handle a lot of your private data and information and websites don't always provide that data to sources of integrity. A lot of information does get sold to facebook this way too. Not to say facebook necessarily does anything bad with it either, it's just an invasion of privacy as far as I'm concerned. Of course you agree to cookies, so it's your own fault in this front however on pretty much every site cookies are required to use their services. This can be proven if you disable all cookies through your browser and most websites won't give you access. Next time you open up a website and it asks you for cookies, open up the options for the cookies and look through their cookie policy. They often tell you where you a lot about what information they're gathering and where it's going. You'll see just how many different sources are getting your information. You'll also not know of a lot of these places, so google them for some interesting results if you have the time. But even if you don't accept cookies, it still doesn't change the fact that facebook gathers your information through other facebook users. There's nothing you can do about that. And you will never be asked for permission for that information to be gathered and stored.
They're asking all the wrong questions, they should be asking whether Zucc is a lizard, a robot, or an alien. Then you'd see how sweaty Zucc would get.
Zuckerberg stole his classmates idea, started Facebook using his roommate's funds, then kicked his roommate out of the company and paid off his classmates, then dropped out of university. I think it's clearly obvious who really "understands" technology and who is a fucking poser that got lucky with his stolen website idea.
Ujjwal Uniyal haha you believe that? No idiot could get as far as he has. If others were really the brains they could have rebuilt and beaten him. Bottom line is he is a winner. He will keep winning.
They may not understand the internet, but they do understand that private information should remain private in any format and not sold to the highest bidder. There's no excuse, pointing out their flaws doesn't lessen the arguement at all as their knowledge of the internet isn't required or even relevant.
Snake I see where you're coming from and that can seem annoying and scary if your information is sold to the highest bidder. It is still your choice what you out on FB so you could choose not to post... This is also great for small business. They don't have to spend millions of dollars trying to Target the few niche customers. They can spend less and know they are targeting the right people. It's good for business and for the people overall.
Senator: Mark, just tell me "yes" or "no" Mark: Senator, what do you mean? Senator: just "yes" or "no" Mark: ohh, ok, then no. Senator: No Mark, you should say "Yes"!
Congressman: "Could you kill someone?" Zucc: "I would never" Congressman: "Not would you, could you?" Zucc:"Technically I could" Congressman: "So you're a murderer"
What relevance does this question have? Dark question from a dark mind? I am not on Facebook and never have been. I do not like it. I DO like Mark Zuckerberg. He is not Facebook. There is a management team for that system. He seems to be protecting them.
I get a kick out of the Senator scolding Zuckerberg on his end user agreement when he is part of the Congress that is responsible for the US Income Tax Code. That tax code is currently 73,954 pages (per Google).
Nolan Armstrong Brian is saying that it’s hypocritical that he is saying the user agreement is long and hard to read when the US Tax Income is almost 74k pages. No American reads 74k pages
“Now, when I cancel my Facebook, do I get my face back? Or do you keep it? Please answer the question. Secondly, how many faces do you currently store in the clouds, and where do you find room for them all?”
I can’t imagine myself,being smart,having to answer questions on the spot by well known politicians (assuming) and being recorded whilst having an articulate and deliberate answer lmao
I almost interpreted it the same way but after further review I was able to pinpoint 5 milliseconds of uninterrupted, regular, non awkward time intervals.. none of which Zuckerberg was in.
@@nowonmetube I like to think I know enough about it... but if there was any job that I applied for involving something in-depth about Wi-Fi, I'd only be able to say "slightly more than the average person, no more"
Jokes aside, the most interesting part of this was when Palantir was brought up. It's like if this was a mob hearing and they asked about another made man, Zucc went full omerta.
I'm not missing a point. If you think anyone in the US congress has concerns and wants to put Facebook on trial for sharing your private information you're beyond stupid. Congress does not give a fuck about their citizens data, they try to appropriate as much funding as possible to break into databases for their citizens data.
Alexa Wolfheart You don't understand how the system works, perhaps. It's originally proposed by one person and then everyone tweaks it a little and when it goes through it's completely unrecognizable as what it originally was. It's seldom purposefully written to be confusing, and usually if it is it's thrown out as a ploy to trick the other senators.
He said no because he isn't so stupid as to post online that he stayed in a hotel, like it's something he needs congratulations for. UA-cam is the *only* social media where the content isn't just "I'm awesome, look and me and what I have/did, your garbage, FU"
gorbulas unfortunately, people are to busy being entertained by how much he's pressured, than to at least notice the amount of professionalism he's maintained. But that probably doesn't matter
Gorbulas, Zuckerberg created this monster called Facebook, he should be able to know how to reply. If Zuckerberg has to be "coached" then all it proves is he doesn't know shit from shoe polish!
Never thought about how many hours he would have spent with experts of communication, carisma, and body language? He is "alone" against the whole american congress
Well yea, I get frustrated after 15 min of introducing grandma to Skype, and this men had to explain all internet to a dozen of elders for several days, I am surprised he didn't just flipp that table in despair
Senator: Yes we collect all data from our users and sell it to the highest bidder, ehm sorry I mean we do not do that, and you can follow up with us later.
I mean... He kind of did... I just don't think he realized that he did... Zuck wouldn't feel comfortable with people having open access to his data, and personal information, because there's no telling what harm they might do, or how they might "target" him. Just as Cambridge Data Analytica had done to FB users, because Facebook didn't protect its user's data or how they might be targeted from mass analytic extractions. He was so close to making a good point, but didn't quite get there.
He didn't take the bait because it is simply not true that success stories such as Facebook can only occur in the US. There are plenty of high profile IT companies in China and other countries that came out of even more humble backgrounds than Zuckerberg's dorm
Sith'ari Azithoth first, she is more American than Chinese. Have you heard her speak it?? Jesus fucking Christ it’s poor. Second, the question the senator asked was clearly used to smear China. He’s baiting that the free market, etc etc and the philosophies that coincide with the “American Dream” where a guy from a “Dorm room to global internet behemoth” is better than China. He’s not JUST fisihfin for appraisal of America, he could’ve easily left China out and still made a point. The point was to fish out an attack against China, to see how Zukerburg’s stance on his eye on China. Just... stick to reporting to Papa Palpatine
Senator: *asks a question* Zucc: Ughh... *mind.exe has stopped working* *Rebooting system* No absolutely no *mind.exe is rebooting now* Senator I'm not aware of that
soupisgdfood it's not about how they work.. it's about giant corporations cashing in our information to advertisers or worse, an enemy.. Maybe it's the young that doesn't get it.
It's not about deserving, but grandma doesn't get to complain about losing her right to privacy if she agreed to Terms and Conditions she didn't read and/or understand, or if she shared something publicly.
"Your user agreement sucks.' 'I'm glad you're being objective there, senator.' "You have to write it so the average American understands it.'' 'In crayon?'
Yeah that was a dumb thing to suggest. I don't think the problem is that the content of the user agreement is bad or unfair (though it might be), the problem is that people don't read it at all yet continue to use the service and don't expect consequences. If they're gonna use that service, it's on them to be prepared for any collateral, and if they're not, they should just not use it in the first place.
Huntcr m8 what would be messed up is if he was really a robot and short circuited right there from over processing lol Everyone would of dropped their jaw and been like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
@@alexanderviolinist but he CLEARLY says : the average American not the average Lawyer. I assume he means everyday people like you and me. But I get your point.
@@69xxmiiikexx86 Zoomers are the dumbest generation of them all, they think they know everything because they're lobotomized by social media and the internet.
To be honest guys, Facebook is an option. and this is the fucking point here. When they ask if he was comfortable sharing where he stayed in a hotel or who he spoke to last week, he was given the option to answer, or not to answer. You are given this option every single time you share anything about yourself on social media. No one fucking forces you to put it out in the open where you are or who your girlfriend is, or where you work. You CHOOSE to do it.
Richard Losonczi haha I know people act like Facebook is copying their brains thoughts without their consent. And all the people who say Facebook is selling your name and email to other companies...well they probably are but about every other company has too I bet you didn’t start getting spam in your email just after making a Facebook account. So pretty much in are society today your name and email is everywhere unless your a rat under a rock or something
Mohammad Alam - no, but data security experts have been warning us FOR YEARS that anything you put online is likely online forever. *People need to accept some level of personal responsibility for what information they put online!* I have friends who complain about the leak, but have their FB accounts on public view, share _everything_ about their lives, doesn't give a rat's ass about checking their privacy preferences and willing to give out their real names, phone number, and DOB for identity theft. I have personally told them anything they share means strangers will know - which includes FB data. They know the risks. I also have friends who don't have FB accounts or ones who never reveal anything personal on FB, because they know the risks and would rather not be voluntary over-sharers.
Ikr. Damned Equifax sabotaged my financial information, which I did not even agree to be collected in a first place, but news about that fade out within a week. But facebook holiday pictures and my email adress seems to be a bigger deal
The most disturbing part was how far congress, senate, the government is so disconnected from to anyone under 60 years old. Those questions were ignorant.....”how many data categories does Facebook have!?!?” They can’t even get the lingo right and each one has a staff of 25 doing research for them. We’re doomed if those are the people in charge.
When you try to explain to your parents why you cannot pause in an online game
Ahahaha that comment deserves way more likes
😂😂😂😂
Senator I am not aware of that
😂👏🏽
Pause?? 😂😂😂
Senator: when I tell my computer to sleep does it dream
Mark: w h a t
This made me giggle pretty hard out of nowhere lol
@@blockbreaker8839 hahaha that would be hilarious if he did tho. Honestly surprised they didnt' ask something similar.
Orangecatty ok booooomer
If I read the comment do I read it +?
I'm crying! :D
Mark is playing the toughest level in the game of "You laugh,you lose".
Underrated comment
@@_kage_ Not really, this exact comment is on every single Zucc/Sundar Vs Congress video. Defo overrated to oblivion
@@arunk5895 first time seeing it.
@@_kage_ hes right i keep seeing comments like these too
So true!
Imagine Mark saying: can i talk to some that actually unterstand what im talking about
He probably should have, actually nvm they’d prob throw a hissy fit and be assholes
Yhea but they would understand what hes doing too so kind of a double edge sword
🤣Lol🤣
Tony Stark has entered the chat
He sounds like Elon musk on interview with Jack Ma
idk senator im just a lizard
fortnite isnt good LOL
lol
Hahahahaha
I'm not sure why that makes sense to me, but it does.
Good one
How this guy look 12 and 30 and an elf all in one
charonder LMAOOO
@@obey_forever_mae bruh 😂
R/rareinsults
Lmaooooooo
I totally thought that congresswoman was going to ask a Lord of The Rings question when she mentioned the palantir.
Saying “Your user agreement sucks” to a billion dollar company lol
It does suck
It sucksss
and what was his question? I mean if he don't like hte user agreement, he can send a complaint just like everyone else.
It is worst to ignore the fact that their user agreement sucks mr.
@@kinagrill i mean he could just not agree ^^
Alternative title: Zuckerberg gets bullied by old people.
Lol
True story sure he went to cry on his milionare house afterwards damn it xD
@@joaoalves1804 the important part is that he cried on the house and not in it because he Build a billion dollar House around his million dollar House.
@@knorkys3281 So he built a house, inside another house? what version of sims is he on ? damn
Hes gonna go cry in his limo
"Blink... If you're not a lamp"
Anakin Skywalker when mark took down his vpn and use wifi
Anakin Skywalker Just saw the Bad Lip Reading video lol
😂😂😂 bad lip reading
lol... best comment ever lol
He a AI robot probably😂👍
The blonde woman behind him looks like Nicolas Cage
Terlouw XC nailed it
Terlouw XC Is her name Nicole Page?
Terlouw XC She does tho
Hell nah 😂
BANG OUT OF ORDER 😂😂😂😂😂🚶
Government: Do you spy on citizens?
Mark: Don't you?
Government: Shhhh...
Imagine these people ruling a country
Oh wait...
Ahmad Ali right !! They’re so stupid
Mar T They’re not stupid just out of touch. We need younger people. Congress does not accurately represent the majority of The American people.
Lol
Hi
They’re a lot better then a vast majority of Americans are at that job. And besides it’s not like those few people run the country alone. That said America is kinda fucked compared to most other developed countries. And that’s both it’s government but also the people
"I wanna make sure im not releasing anything confedential"
Irony at its finest.
Rob Banx THANK YOU
But you agreed to Facebook they can use your data, so what's wrong?
ha ha....thats the damn reason hes there...!
BP5M well they admitted to farming data from people who didn't have accounts, so not really
Dan Zeigan yep, I've never made a facebook account in my life. But anytime someone posts a group photo that I'm in and when they put the mouse over the photo my full name pops up next to me in the picture. How the fuck do they have my name and how the fuck do they match my name to me when I'm in somebodys photo? Shit pisses me off too because for years I always told people I'll be in your photo but only if you don't post it to facebook. They always thought I was being paranoid and overdramatic. Well as time went on I found out people were lying to me and posted it on Facebook anyways. And then I eventually found out that when people look at photos that I'm in, my fucking name pops up next to me.
The chick behind him looks like nick cage I’m too high for this right now mannn
superpanda9810 you just fucked my night up with that comment
Omg she does 🙀🙀
superpanda9810 lmaooooo TRYE ST OOPP I CANT UNSEE IT
superpanda9810 mesquite
Hahahahaha lmfaoooo
These are the kinds of people if you told them the internet was closed on the weekend they would believe you
Yes! Will open at 8am on Monday
I love how he always refers to them as their profession, but in every sentence
It's called education
No it’s called stalling so to cut short the allowed time the panel has
@@anickguermonprez1304 damn, next level
Didn't think something like that could be done lol
he has to remind himself that these are people he's supposed to respect
@@troyjohnson2137 ain't nobody ask lil bro
"Can you precisely explain what Internet is, cuz my grandson won't?"
@Josip can you boomer?
Lol
Lmao youre expecting too much from ppl. The answers to some questions sometimes the first search up result and ppl still either a) deny the fact or b) too lazy to search it up because it takes t seconds. Also tons of ppl hate the fact that the US government created ARPANET the building block of the internet for the cold war and they hate the fact that if they hate the US so much they should stop using the internet created by the US
A connection of computers and servers. These computers and servers make A N E T W O R K. this vast, multilayered network is called the “Internet.”
Your computer communicates with these other systems using an IP address. “Internet protocol”. This IP specifies what server you are connecting to, whether it’s an email server or a html game.
Data transferred on the internet is split into 2 parts “generally” TCP AND UDP.
And you get this data, whatever it is, because the server sent it to you, the client, through a port.
Those are the extreme basics.
You’re welcome.
@Josip a place to catch up on everything caught in the net and just like fishing sometimes you catch some weird stuff that's about as 5th grade that I can explain it
Everything was awkward
haHAA everything in life is awkward haHAA
Pat Bateman um ok
Pat Bateman this ain’t twitch chat
I dont want to reveal private information as an excuse to being there for making other peoples data not private. Irony
no shit. title says 5 awkward moments.
These are the kind of people who'd put a ruler under their pillows to see how long they've slept
*Ps: This comment is not original and may contain jokes already told from unknown sources*
You actually need more likes for that one!
Well there's already comment like this ones
This comment ohmy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
Lmao
Seeing this same comment thrice.
They need to get a younger council who actually knows how Facebook works and how no one is forced to accept the terms of service or sign up..
The real issue is that even people without facebook and that haven't signed the terms of service and haven't signed up are being tracked by facebook too.
It picks up things other people have said about you, photos friends have tagged about you, your internet history, things you've clicked on and so on and so forth. Even this video, facebook knows you've watched it.
Even if you created an account right now, with a fake name and a fake address etc. Facebook will still know exactly who you are and recommend friends to you that you know. I don't even have facebook and have never had a 'real' account but when I created a fake one, it still recommended that I befriend my parents and friends etc.
So the terms of service is BS. Mark Zuckerberg even admitted that they have shadow profiles. Though he said that it'd take a lot of work for someone to use a shadow profile maliciously, it doesn't mean that it's fool-proof and that's still besides the point that it's a complete invasion of privacy that nobody agreed to.
@@bakersmileyface if you never agree to the user agreement, you will not get tracked by fb. youtube is in Google's domain so thats different. about the fake profile now, it tracks close by via gps proximity, and other methods, thats why it suggests relatives.
@@Niphiz Shadow profiles and cookies are a lot scarier than you think.
@@bakersmileyface well, I cant say its my field of expertise, but from what I know cookies are what I click,type etc
@@Niphiz They also check your search history, IP address, location, other devices connected to you, your phone number, alongside various other information. And also when you agree to cookies, in all likelihood you're agreeing to share that information with various other companies and cookie vendors so that they can tailor advertisements and so on.
Most of it is harmless, however cookies do handle a lot of your private data and information and websites don't always provide that data to sources of integrity. A lot of information does get sold to facebook this way too. Not to say facebook necessarily does anything bad with it either, it's just an invasion of privacy as far as I'm concerned. Of course you agree to cookies, so it's your own fault in this front however on pretty much every site cookies are required to use their services. This can be proven if you disable all cookies through your browser and most websites won't give you access.
Next time you open up a website and it asks you for cookies, open up the options for the cookies and look through their cookie policy. They often tell you where you a lot about what information they're gathering and where it's going. You'll see just how many different sources are getting your information. You'll also not know of a lot of these places, so google them for some interesting results if you have the time.
But even if you don't accept cookies, it still doesn't change the fact that facebook gathers your information through other facebook users. There's nothing you can do about that. And you will never be asked for permission for that information to be gathered and stored.
They're asking all the wrong questions, they should be asking whether Zucc is a lizard, a robot, or an alien. Then you'd see how sweaty Zucc would get.
Catota he can’t sweat
DA_Playz liquid leak?
Catota more likely
The technicians are currently working to improve his coolant system, to reduce leaks, especially in front of the Senate.
Just a vampire.
Mark is dealing with people who have never used the internet... Must be frustrating
Zuckerberg stole his classmates idea, started Facebook using his roommate's funds, then kicked his roommate out of the company and paid off his classmates, then dropped out of university. I think it's clearly obvious who really "understands" technology and who is a fucking poser that got lucky with his stolen website idea.
Ujjwal Uniyal haha you believe that? No idiot could get as far as he has. If others were really the brains they could have rebuilt and beaten him. Bottom line is he is a winner. He will keep winning.
They may not understand the internet, but they do understand that private information should remain private in any format and not sold to the highest bidder. There's no excuse, pointing out their flaws doesn't lessen the arguement at all as their knowledge of the internet isn't required or even relevant.
Snake I see where you're coming from and that can seem annoying and scary if your information is sold to the highest bidder. It is still your choice what you out on FB so you could choose not to post... This is also great for small business. They don't have to spend millions of dollars trying to Target the few niche customers. They can spend less and know they are targeting the right people. It's good for business and for the people overall.
Snake The Government could care less about our privacy. They do sneaky shit all the time.
*This guy seems intelligent he should make a website or something*
Yea he should make a facebook or something.
Original
Yeah he should
And then how about buy all the other competitors
He should allegedly steal the idea from 2 other students
He’s like a Tech Support for them😂
Except Kennedy because he knows the user agreement sucks.
he responded like alexa
Samuel Tew he IS Alexa!
Samuel Tew I swear he has a lawyer talking into his ear.
His AI is starting to malfunction.
Bobyozy needs an update
"Insufficient storage"
Starting to? Its _been_ malfunction for years.
Bobyozy many people think that hes seating on a booster. But hes seating on a charger
Bobyozy
Like the FB apps, he gets frequent updates but nothing in them.
No one:
Zuckerberg: *sEnAtOr*
Facts
Senator: Mark, just tell me "yes" or "no"
Mark: Senator, what do you mean?
Senator: just "yes" or "no"
Mark: ohh, ok, then no.
Senator: No Mark, you should say "Yes"!
Congressman: "Could you kill someone?"
Zucc: "I would never"
Congressman: "Not would you, could you?"
Zucc:"Technically I could"
Congressman: "So you're a murderer"
Pepperoni Hufferoni this is how they forcefully trap someone.😂😂
Pepperoni Hufferoni LMAO!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What relevance does this question have? Dark question from a dark mind? I am not on Facebook and never have been. I do not like it. I DO like Mark Zuckerberg. He is not Facebook. There is a management team for that system. He seems to be protecting them.
hahahahaha
perfect logic
This is the video definition of *generation gap*
neiv10 not really
Rammbock get zucc’d!!
Sheikh Shafayat
I don't need that shit coming from a guy who can't spell senator
Sheikh Shafayat senators*
Sheikh Shafayat edit the comment
"Stanford Analytica..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
This type of comedy shows should be held everyweek.
I get a kick out of the Senator scolding Zuckerberg on his end user agreement when he is part of the Congress that is responsible for the US Income Tax Code. That tax code is currently 73,954 pages (per Google).
Not the only confusing law.
Nolan Armstrong Brian is saying that it’s hypocritical that he is saying the user agreement is long and hard to read when the US Tax Income is almost 74k pages. No American reads 74k pages
@@hydra1164 no american? I guess no sane person on this earth will sit and say "i will finish this thing off"
Prerak Kalla you right but I said American because I don’t think a U.K. resident would even look at our tax code
@@hydra1164 Ctrl+F comes in handy
Well, looks like it's time for the "Social Network 2".
YOU BETTER LAWYER UP...oops too later for that
Back to MySpace.
Lmao spider man comes back for THE WHOLE THING
Robmeister ua-cam.com/video/m45c_rYHKJE/v-deo.html
Robmeister More like 'The Social Network: Resurgence'
Being drunk makes watching this so much more entertaining... idk about anyone else but this is so fun to watch
“Now, when I cancel my Facebook, do I get my face back? Or do you keep it? Please answer the question. Secondly, how many faces do you currently store in the clouds, and where do you find room for them all?”
Meanwhile in Hawaii, Tom from Myspace is enjoying his lifelong vacation.
we all miss tom.....good old tom
T Jordan what's Myspace?
He actually is an avid photographer now. He takes some really picturesque pics from his vacationing around the world on that myspace money.
Fuck Tom that peice of shit didn't secure his site and my email got hacked
Didn't Facebook buy out MySpace for like a billion dollars?
He answers like Siri
Northside Loco she thinks you cheating
I can’t imagine myself,being smart,having to answer questions on the spot by well known politicians (assuming) and being recorded whilst having an articulate and deliberate answer lmao
he is siri
he’s a bot
XO boi a rich bot
first guy has probably never touched a computer. he looks like he is dieing
Dying
Senator : i have accepted those damn cookies, but ive still not been delivered
Mark : whut!
The awkward thing is that they talked to a lizard for hours on end without noticing.
Im sayin
😂
Modern Vegan congrats you played yourself
Andrew C you don't know what the definition of a troll, you have low IQ than average, you dumbfuck.
Modern Vegan oh fuck off
5 awkward moments? ONLY?! I thought the WHOLE thing was AWKWARD! 😅😂
The Purple One even
True
The Purple One true
The Purple One yeah I mean
I almost interpreted it the same way but after further review I was able to pinpoint 5 milliseconds of uninterrupted, regular, non awkward time intervals.. none of which Zuckerberg was in.
“World war one was aweful, do you agree”?
“Yes”
“Well, why are we here then”
because we are beautiful !
Mark:
Senator: *Swahili*
"Mr. Zuckerberg, What is the internet?"
-"Waa......?" - Mark Zucc
I need this on a t-shirt.
"I'm not aware of that"
Just say "Look at 4chan"
yeah those senators really have no clue what there even trying to get at, I don't even think they really understand what facebook is
theyre clearly from the past generation
Do these people even know how wifi works xD
Who does actually?
😂😂😂
@@nowonmetube I like to think I know enough about it...
but if there was any job that I applied for involving something in-depth about Wi-Fi, I'd only be able to say "slightly more than the average person, no more"
I doubt that....
Dumb hahaha
Jokes aside, the most interesting part of this was when Palantir was brought up. It's like if this was a mob hearing and they asked about another made man, Zucc went full omerta.
The first senator Patrick J. Leahy made a special cameo in Batman the Dark Knight. He's the man who tells Joker "We're not intimidated by thugs".
A lawmaker complaining about the complexity of Facebook's user agreement. That's rich.
Haha...snap.
The Drunken Philosopher 👍👍
They don't give a shit about whether or not people understand Facebook's user agreement. Congress is just putting on a show.
I'm not missing a point. If you think anyone in the US congress has concerns and wants to put Facebook on trial for sharing your private information you're beyond stupid. Congress does not give a fuck about their citizens data, they try to appropriate as much funding as possible to break into databases for their citizens data.
Alexa Wolfheart You don't understand how the system works, perhaps. It's originally proposed by one person and then everyone tweaks it a little and when it goes through it's completely unrecognizable as what it originally was. It's seldom purposefully written to be confusing, and usually if it is it's thrown out as a ploy to trick the other senators.
He’s a robot.
Art Silva exactly
*Reptilian
Robot or reptillian? maybe a reptillian cyborg?
Art Silva he looks like an insect to me!
Random guy shut up
1:47 Senator Richard J Durbin’s point was actually clever and probably one of the best moments of this system of law.
ohh! with your comment i think i understood his point, thanks
Yes, love how it went right over Zuckerbergs head too
He said no because he isn't so stupid as to post online that he stayed in a hotel, like it's something he needs congratulations for. UA-cam is the *only* social media where the content isn't just "I'm awesome, look and me and what I have/did, your garbage, FU"
I feel like I’m watching the bee movie court hearing
44 senators prove they are too old, mark proves he has been coached well on how to reply, .... no body learns anything
gorbulas unfortunately, people are to busy being entertained by how much he's pressured, than to at least notice the amount of professionalism he's maintained. But that probably doesn't matter
gorbulas mark Los miserably
For real haha that first guy looks like he’s a fucking skeleton
Gorbulas, Zuckerberg created this monster called Facebook, he should be able to know how to reply. If Zuckerberg has to be "coached" then all it proves is he doesn't know shit from shoe polish!
gorbulas exactly
Zuckerberg looks like he's aged 10 years in 2 weeks!
You saw him 2 weeks ago?
Never thought about how many hours he would have spent with experts of communication, carisma, and body language? He is "alone" against the whole american congress
Well yea, I get frustrated after 15 min of introducing grandma to Skype, and this men had to explain all internet to a dozen of elders for several days, I am surprised he didn't just flipp that table in despair
Prescription pills
And awkwardly pale. His posts show a pinkish, boy charm, here he appears stressed and ghastly.
Its giving the 2023 tiktok ceo meeting as well.
Senator: Yes we collect all data from our users and sell it to the highest bidder, ehm sorry I mean we do not do that, and you can follow up with us later.
That last guy tho.
curb your comment well well well, look who it is.
curb your comment I thought you only watch curb memes😂
yep my senator :(
What about him? He's wrong.
nahhhh i wanna see the curb meme someone link!
'Senator im not aware of that'... looks down real quick.. lol such trustworthy human movements
thecooked chef Underrated comment
good point
thecooked chef yep obvious lie.
thecooked chef Senator, I'm*
Jorge C. M. Oh look here. A spelling Nazi. You must be so smart and above everyone else.
2:03 Dude really thought he did something there...
I mean... He kind of did... I just don't think he realized that he did... Zuck wouldn't feel comfortable with people having open access to his data, and personal information, because there's no telling what harm they might do, or how they might "target" him. Just as Cambridge Data Analytica had done to FB users, because Facebook didn't protect its user's data or how they might be targeted from mass analytic extractions. He was so close to making a good point, but didn't quite get there.
@@JWPSmith21 second on this
Senator: Mark can u turn your phone on
Mark: yes senator I can do that.
Senator: Well I think we have found the problem
*Senators are high AF*
Just a regular Tuesday
Old AF and DUMB AF and Stupid AF
*old
1:52 zuc.exe has stopped working.
He didn't have a smart remark for that one
You can hear him glitching
The question is too awkward to ans
omgthe beginning :'D i am trying to find a video i wont be scared with to watch but each time it starts i swear
The guy behind zuckerberg looks like hes holding a fart the whole time
Hahahaha
I thought the same 😆
@@chickenshieee 🤣🤣🤣
It's not "awkward". His lawyers just told him to STFU and deny everything.
onee Best choice.
Last senator is clueless... "tell us China sucks" ... "senator my wife is chinese american" "oh"
murican spirit is strong with this one
I think China currently has more opportunities for entrepreneurs than the US, including the IT industry
He didn't take the bait because it is simply not true that success stories such as Facebook can only occur in the US. There are plenty of high profile IT companies in China and other countries that came out of even more humble backgrounds than Zuckerberg's dorm
Sith'ari Azithoth first, she is more American than Chinese. Have you heard her speak it?? Jesus fucking Christ it’s poor. Second, the question the senator asked was clearly used to smear China. He’s baiting that the free market, etc etc and the philosophies that coincide with the “American Dream” where a guy from a “Dorm room to global internet behemoth” is better than China. He’s not JUST fisihfin for appraisal of America, he could’ve easily left China out and still made a point. The point was to fish out an attack against China, to see how Zukerburg’s stance on his eye on China.
Just... stick to reporting to Papa Palpatine
I can't find this part omg. Where is it??
I came here from binge watching bad lip readings and I couldn’t make out if this was real or not 😂😂😂😂
When Senator said : " You go back home and rewrite it "
Me : 😂😂😂😂
Senator: "Do you know what Facebook is?"
Mark: "Senator I have no idea."
"I am not aware of that"
Senator: *asks a question*
Zucc: Ughh... *mind.exe has stopped working*
*Rebooting system*
No absolutely no
*mind.exe is rebooting now*
Senator I'm not aware of that
Dank Lord 69 learn how to use punctuation
Hahahahahahahaha hilarious!!!
Prashanth Murali that’s bullshit and you know that.
haHAA!
hahahahaha😄
The user agreement and which hotel did u stay in was on point
2:14 "Im too dumb to use the English language correctly, please make your user agreement compatible with my undeveloped mind."
"Senator im not aware of that."
*looks down*
Daniel Gottschalk - That proves nothing.
Proves his penis is small and he can't lie and look you in the eyes
".... there's a racoon"
sh0cktim3 or he just looked down
LMAO this is like trying to explain to grandmother who is in a village how a laptop works
charles Ndungu
What an original comment.
So grandma deserves to lose her right to privacy because she doesn’t understand computers?
soupisgdfood it's not about how they work.. it's about giant corporations cashing in our information to advertisers or worse, an enemy.. Maybe it's the young that doesn't get it.
Unless she publicly shared it
It's not about deserving, but grandma doesn't get to complain about losing her right to privacy if she agreed to Terms and Conditions she didn't read and/or understand, or if she shared something publicly.
Senator: go rewrite ur essay
Senator: So when i turn on my computer does it get aroused?
Mark:....huh?
Is it an obligation to say Senator before every sentence there?
5Siver I was wondering the same thing
5Siver I was about to comment the same but didnt know how to spell the name senator
Its not, that's just zuccs programmig
it's very painful to the ears though
5Siver nope
"Your user agreement sucks.'
'I'm glad you're being objective there, senator.'
"You have to write it so the average American understands it.''
'In crayon?'
Gotta love my senator...
Horny Aleks Americans*
Then it must be 5 sentences maximum.
WRITE IT IN CAPIITALS ??? Not shouting, just, well, saying/typing
Yeah that was a dumb thing to suggest. I don't think the problem is that the content of the user agreement is bad or unfair (though it might be), the problem is that people don't read it at all yet continue to use the service and don't expect consequences. If they're gonna use that service, it's on them to be prepared for any collateral, and if they're not, they should just not use it in the first place.
Senator- "can you tell me someone's texts?"
Zucc- "probably not in public"
Senator- *"ok but no"*
He doesn't want to be sensored but he sensors everyone else
This reminds me when Tony Starks had go in front of Congress about his iron man suit. 😂
anthony roberts take away all of Stark’s charm, bravado, swagger, wit...then yeah I sort of see it...
omg he's the exact opposite!
No... if Elon musk was here, it would be like Tony Stark
lol
Trevor Harris 😂 So true!
Zuckerberg definitely brought his forehead game with him
Humberto Ferrer Lmao 😂
Good one u SOB 😁
Humberto Ferrer forhead game was strong for sure. Lol.
"you we're supposed to answer "yes" on this question"
"Justice" in a nutshell
When the smartest kid in the room destroys the old wise men.
*he a robot still in the progress of being built he can only process so much information at one time*
Huntcr m8 what would be messed up is if he was really a robot and short circuited right there from over processing lol Everyone would of dropped their jaw and been like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
I see you are trying to use your shtoyle over my shtoyle
Nic D nut what if just wat if he really is and sum others in the room are robots too bro just think
“Uh I’m not aware” key word for uh I know but I’m not sure what to say.
Jimmy Grant no it’s keyword for yes because he can’t say no
It's keyword for yes but if I say no, then I would be caught lying.
Senator: *Ok last question, what is an internet?*
D: “Would you share the names of the people you messaged?”
Z: “I choose not to do it publicly”
D: “ I think that is what this is all about” 👏
1:56 That guy on the far right LMAO
Waaaat jjajaja
😂
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He’s feeling the cringe
Make it easier for the average American to read.
Disclaimer: the average American doesn't read. Nevertheless a user agreement they only click Accept.
they're our elderly, be kind, they think because they dont understand something then no one else will either
No matter if they read or not at the end, the lawyer will read. Thats what the terms of use are for, for the lawyer
@@alexanderviolinist but he CLEARLY says : the average American not the average Lawyer. I assume he means everyday people like you and me. But I get your point.
@@69xxmiiikexx86 Zoomers are the dumbest generation of them all, they think they know everything because they're lobotomized by social media and the internet.
@@gasbaroni well, they are the youngest of them all too. The generations who are 25-35 will always be the most well-informed and mature.
Senetor : Your user agreement sucks.
Mark : Don't read it then.
i can’t get over how he says senator at the beginning of nearly every sentence. what a guy. love him.
Almost like a fresh private talking with an NCO
Sen. Leahy looks and sounds like he’s about to croak.
krisisnkaos lol
He needs to
Nathan Wind ?? Leahy is 78.
you mean hallucinate...?
Like Don Corleone, the godfather
To be honest guys, Facebook is an option. and this is the fucking point here. When they ask if he was comfortable sharing where he stayed in a hotel or who he spoke to last week, he was given the option to answer, or not to answer. You are given this option every single time you share anything about yourself on social media. No one fucking forces you to put it out in the open where you are or who your girlfriend is, or where you work. You CHOOSE to do it.
Richard Losonczi haha I know people act like Facebook is copying their brains thoughts without their consent. And all the people who say Facebook is selling your name and email to other companies...well they probably are but about every other company has too I bet you didn’t start getting spam in your email just after making a Facebook account. So pretty much in are society today your name and email is everywhere unless your a rat under a rock or something
This is EXACTLY what I thought when he was asked the question about his hotel! The word "comfortable" really stood out to me. 🖒
But does it provide any option to leak our details on sale??
Mohammad Alam - no, but data security experts have been warning us FOR YEARS that anything you put online is likely online forever. *People need to accept some level of personal responsibility for what information they put online!* I have friends who complain about the leak, but have their FB accounts on public view, share _everything_ about their lives, doesn't give a rat's ass about checking their privacy preferences and willing to give out their real names, phone number, and DOB for identity theft.
I have personally told them anything they share means strangers will know - which includes FB data. They know the risks. I also have friends who don't have FB accounts or ones who never reveal anything personal on FB, because they know the risks and would rather not be voluntary over-sharers.
Ikr. Damned Equifax sabotaged my financial information, which I did not even agree to be collected in a first place, but news about that fade out within a week. But facebook holiday pictures and my email adress seems to be a bigger deal
would you tell us every dinner you had for the past month
mark: .. no
THATS WHAT THIS IS ABOUT
It's exactly the moment when I go for a meeting between online gameplay.
That senator at 1:49 got him with those answers. Pretty much sums up how we feel about our privacy.
The most disturbing part was how far congress, senate, the government is so disconnected from to anyone under 60 years old. Those questions were ignorant.....”how many data categories does Facebook have!?!?” They can’t even get the lingo right and each one has a staff of 25 doing research for them. We’re doomed if those are the people in charge.
They dug out the first guy from his grave just for this.
The guy behind Zuck giving confused expressions lol Zuck keeping a straight face 👀😈