This is the funniest and most accurate skit I've seen in a long time. Now let's imagine if this was a man at the door telling a woman that his girlfriend or wife can not go to an event or club? The Outraged would be swift and served cold!
My girlfriend almost left me at the store because of this one. ------------ Her: "Aww, look at these cute coasters!" Me: "They'd be better if they had wheels." Her: "Why?" Me: "Because then they would be rollercoasters."
Come on, I'm a female and if the guy wants to go out let him geez. I would not allow my partner to dictate if i can go out or not , he isn't my father and I'm grown so why would I dictate if he can or can't go out, I'm not his mother. Those that let themselves be treated like this need to reevaluate their freedom
Sadly this is the majority of men in this day and age, since they lack a backbone and let the woman dictate everything, since they're afraid of losing her, her withholding sex or whatever other dumb reason.
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Society: when are you gonna get a girlfriend? When are you getting married? When are you gonna bring in some kids/grandkids/bundles of joy? Me: you mean when are you gonna let someone control my life? Gee let me take a look at my schedule. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, oh, how does never sound?
Went to a kick arse pub in Scotland with a huge sign over the entrance which was just saying: Hubby day care centre Cracked up on that one. Luckily, me and my mates left our girls at home. It was a funny arse night though
I actually have seen a real situation like this - one friend's wife was... well to use the Dublin parlance 'a fuckin' weapon'. She hated all his friends (to the extent we were all banned from their wedding- in fact his brother was banned too.) except for one guy... I'll call him 'Andy' (because that's his name and I can't be bothered trying to disguise him) who was terrified of her. We'd always send him in to do our dirty work. Once, we were going away for a boozy weekend at a craft beer festival... well, it was actually four days. We rocked up to their house in the minibus and, as normal, sent Andy in. He crept down the path anxiously looking back at the rest of us... we gave encouragement, like threatening him with a kicking if he didn't ring the doorbell. Anyhow's, Andy reaches the door and timidly rang the doorbell. Immediately the door opened and there she stood, arms folded across her chest. She stuck her head out the door and looked up and down the street. "Hi Andy, so where are the fuckwits?" 'Ehhhh, just around the corner... they, ehhh... don't want to see you.' (Andy was so frightened, he forgot to lie...) "Good, I don't want to see those fucking idiots either. Why do they always bully you to do their dirty work?" 'Because I'm meek and pliable, also I'm the only one of the mob you can tolerate.' "Hmmmmph" 'Can 'Bill' come out?' (In 'Bill's' case I am using a pseudonym) "No." 'Ehhhh, ok. Byeeeeee.' Andy scuttled back down the path and back to the minibus for a session of derision and bullying. 'It's no use lads, there's no reasoning with her... honest, I tried... it's just she looked at me...y' know...looked...' whimpered Andy as we all roundly started beating him. As we drove off one of the lads looked out of the back window of the minibus. "Awwww fuck... would you look at this." We all looked and in the window of the box room directly over the front door was the pathetic image of 'Bill' pressed against the window pane looking at us forlornly. We cheerily waved as we drove off. A couple of hours later I'm stood in a beer tent at a craft beer festival drinking to the point my liver has gone on hiatus, when I turn and there was 'Bill'. I instantly sobered up... One thought went through my head "Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck...." as I desperately scanned the crowd in the beer tent for signs 'She' was there (Beer flies fucking off out of the tent, plagues of locust, that kind of stuff). "Errrrr, Hi Bill" I ventured. "Fancy meeting you here...and where is, erm, your delightful other half?", Bill looked around sheepishly, 'Er, I've slipped out and she doesn't know I'm here.' "Yet." 'What?' "Yet, she doesn't know you're here, YET." 'No' "Are you out of your tiny mind? Besides, how the fuck did you get here?" 'A bus, two trains and a taxi' I brought 'Bill' to where me and the lads were staying (well, camping on site) and the universal consensus was 'Oh Shit'. About two hours later we were all in the main beer tent, drinking ourselves stupid, when one of the serving staff came over and asked if we were from our hometown. When we replied 'yep' she said was there a guy called 'Bill' with us. 'Bill' replied "yes, why?" 'The police are outside, they want a word with you.' "Fuck!" I yelled "I knew it! You finally grew a pair of balls and killed the bitch!" To which a voice responded over my shoulder that if I made a statement like that again I'd be arrested. Two members of the local constabulary were stood behind me. They took 'Bill' to one side and told him his wife had reported him missing and she believed he'd been kidnapped. 'Bill' who was now quite inebriated assured the police that if he were kidnapped, he wouldn't be in a beer tent in a beer festival, drinking like a man with nothing to lose. The two constables after a couple more questions and a chat with the bar staff headed off, satisfied that 'Bill' was indeed there of his own volition. At about 2-3 hours later (21;00 or so) - the police returned, the asked 'Bill' to come somewhere where they could be alone with him, to prevent us from 'influencing' him. We could hear the conversation "Sir, your wife contacted us earlier this evening with a report that you'd been kidnapped. We investigated, we were satisfied at the time that you were here of your own free will. Your wife was so 'concerned' she 'phoned the constabulary headquarters directly. We reported back that we had located you, and that you were well and.... 'in good spirits' " 'Oh, thanks' replied 'Bill' "Your wife then spent the next hour on the 'phone berating our sergeant, and threatening to contact the Chief Constable unless we came back and confirmed you were here 'of your own free will'. Now, we have satisfied ourselves that, but we strongly suggest you drink as much as you can for the next night or so, because you'll never be allowed out ever again. I also suggest you get the hell out of that relationship, your wife's mental.". After the four days of drunken merriment were up, we all drove back to our home town... as we got closer to home the atmosphere became more doom laden (I expect something like the Franklin expedition as they realised the jig was up.) We stopped the van around the corner from 'Bills' house and as he crept up the garden path, we got the hell out of there, screeching the wheels of the transit van as we roared past the house.
Girl what are you his girlfriend or his mom...i am confused XD I literally was specting you to chase them with a hook for clothes, a belt or a slipper XD XD
Very funny, as an Irish American it is funny cause the girlfriend is the mother and the boyfriend is the 15 year old son who got drunk the night before and the friend shows up the next day wanting to do it again. Happened all the time in my teen years. Hats off to the sketch writer.
Erşan Kuneri well if I heard something in your language I wouldn't be able understand either!! Your a brain box now ain't ya. A bit of rocket scientist eh.. 👍😁
However, if i ever get a gf, she will be really happy in this sense, cause i don`t like parties, nor drinking, nor smoking nor nothing like that..and i only have like 5 mates and they are just like me XD, a bunch of nerds XD
"Joe she's countin Joe." I'm dying, lmfao!
She called them both by their full names. Rest in peace Joe and Darryl.😄
She seemed like a mom, jesus, literally she was my mom! she was just missing a cable in her hand to be exactly like my mother XD
This is the funniest and most accurate skit I've seen in a long time. Now let's
imagine if this was a man at the door telling a woman that his girlfriend or wife can not go to an event or club? The Outraged would be swift and served cold!
Half Pints 😆😆😂 Gaybo 🤣🤣🤣 Cant wait to see those two return home 🤣😂😁
DK In Da House. That would be very interesting to see. Next chapter?
Love their accents! xD
I think she’s adorable. I can see why Daryl puts up with it 😆
Thank you for putting subtitles.
He can’t possibly have thought running was a good idea, I mean he’s going to have to face her again 😂😂😂
"Joe! She's counting Joe!" *panics in Labrador*
I fell out of bed laughing so hard, is there a part 2 to this video. ?
just 1
I'd consider moving just to hear that accent all the time.
@@wronggg well its supposed to be a joke so ......................................
@@dubmait thats how we speak
My girlfriend almost left me at the store because of this one.
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Her: "Aww, look at these cute coasters!"
Me: "They'd be better if they had wheels."
Her: "Why?"
Me: "Because then they would be rollercoasters."
worth it lol
That’s rough buddy
That was brillant!
So you are that missing clown that scaped from Cirque du Soleil uh?
Come on, I'm a female and if the guy wants to go out let him geez. I would not allow my partner to dictate if i can go out or not , he isn't my father and I'm grown so why would I dictate if he can or can't go out, I'm not his mother. Those that let themselves be treated like this need to reevaluate their freedom
I read all of that while hearing an Irish accent. That's from watching this video! Ha!
Sadly this is the majority of men in this day and age, since they lack a backbone and let the woman dictate everything, since they're afraid of losing her, her withholding sex or whatever other dumb reason.
@@victorsoto4821 facts
Calm down it’s not intended to be taken seriously
Its a joke ffs 😑 😂
...love her!!!!!
“She’s getting ready, Run 🏃♂️ 🏃♂️ “ 😂
She’s treating her boyfriend like she’s the mother!
Its a joke! , he went out last night aswell 😂😂😂
RIP Darryl.
Brilliant!!
😂😂😂😂😂 never gets auld 😂
She's like his mother 😂
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I just give me wife money and a bunch of flowers when I go out with me mates.
LMFAO 😂😂😂
It's true lol
"Swines...lil snakes!!"😂😂
The whole time I'm just thinking to myself "That Jaw!"
Sober up friend
Society: when are you gonna get a girlfriend? When are you getting married? When are you gonna bring in some kids/grandkids/bundles of joy?
Me: you mean when are you gonna let someone control my life? Gee let me take a look at my schedule. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, oh, how does never sound?
I love her xxxx
From a young age, women are taught nothing brings fear to the hearts of men than their entire names being called.
0:16 she got a point there
This girl is fine!
How to handle her: move her out of the way and just hang out with your friends
She’ll be a controlling girlfriend once you move into her place.
Its a joke right
@@siobhangallagher2576 no. It's reality
Class!
Hilarious!
Went to a kick arse pub in Scotland with a huge sign over the entrance which was just saying: Hubby day care centre
Cracked up on that one. Luckily, me and my mates left our girls at home. It was a funny arse night though
I actually wish I had a demanding girlfriend like that lol, seriously.
1:29 Ah For Fck sake Joe😫
Shit is Universal Lads.
She’s a good wife.
I actually have seen a real situation like this - one friend's wife was... well to use the Dublin parlance 'a fuckin' weapon'. She hated all his friends (to the extent we were all banned from their wedding- in fact his brother was banned too.) except for one guy... I'll call him 'Andy' (because that's his name and I can't be bothered trying to disguise him) who was terrified of her. We'd always send him in to do our dirty work.
Once, we were going away for a boozy weekend at a craft beer festival... well, it was actually four days. We rocked up to their house in the minibus and, as normal, sent Andy in. He crept down the path anxiously looking back at the rest of us... we gave encouragement, like threatening him with a kicking if he didn't ring the doorbell. Anyhow's, Andy reaches the door and timidly rang the doorbell. Immediately the door opened and there she stood, arms folded across her chest. She stuck her head out the door and looked up and down the street. "Hi Andy, so where are the fuckwits?"
'Ehhhh, just around the corner... they, ehhh... don't want to see you.' (Andy was so frightened, he forgot to lie...)
"Good, I don't want to see those fucking idiots either. Why do they always bully you to do their dirty work?"
'Because I'm meek and pliable, also I'm the only one of the mob you can tolerate.'
"Hmmmmph"
'Can 'Bill' come out?' (In 'Bill's' case I am using a pseudonym)
"No."
'Ehhhh, ok. Byeeeeee.'
Andy scuttled back down the path and back to the minibus for a session of derision and bullying.
'It's no use lads, there's no reasoning with her... honest, I tried... it's just she looked at me...y' know...looked...' whimpered Andy as we all roundly started beating him.
As we drove off one of the lads looked out of the back window of the minibus. "Awwww fuck... would you look at this."
We all looked and in the window of the box room directly over the front door was the pathetic image of 'Bill' pressed against the window pane looking at us forlornly. We cheerily waved as we drove off.
A couple of hours later I'm stood in a beer tent at a craft beer festival drinking to the point my liver has gone on hiatus, when I turn and there was 'Bill'. I instantly sobered up... One thought went through my head "Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck...." as I desperately scanned the crowd in the beer tent for signs 'She' was there (Beer flies fucking off out of the tent, plagues of locust, that kind of stuff). "Errrrr, Hi Bill" I ventured. "Fancy meeting you here...and where is, erm, your delightful other half?", Bill looked around sheepishly, 'Er, I've slipped out and she doesn't know I'm here.'
"Yet."
'What?'
"Yet, she doesn't know you're here, YET."
'No'
"Are you out of your tiny mind? Besides, how the fuck did you get here?"
'A bus, two trains and a taxi'
I brought 'Bill' to where me and the lads were staying (well, camping on site) and the universal consensus was 'Oh Shit'.
About two hours later we were all in the main beer tent, drinking ourselves stupid, when one of the serving staff came over and asked if we were from our hometown. When we replied 'yep' she said was there a guy called 'Bill' with us. 'Bill' replied "yes, why?"
'The police are outside, they want a word with you.'
"Fuck!" I yelled "I knew it! You finally grew a pair of balls and killed the bitch!" To which a voice responded over my shoulder that if I made a statement like that again I'd be arrested. Two members of the local constabulary were stood behind me.
They took 'Bill' to one side and told him his wife had reported him missing and she believed he'd been kidnapped. 'Bill' who was now quite inebriated assured the police that if he were kidnapped, he wouldn't be in a beer tent in a beer festival, drinking like a man with nothing to lose. The two constables after a couple more questions and a chat with the bar staff headed off, satisfied that 'Bill' was indeed there of his own volition.
At about 2-3 hours later (21;00 or so) - the police returned, the asked 'Bill' to come somewhere where they could be alone with him, to prevent us from 'influencing' him. We could hear the conversation "Sir, your wife contacted us earlier this evening with a report that you'd been kidnapped. We investigated, we were satisfied at the time that you were here of your own free will. Your wife was so 'concerned' she 'phoned the constabulary headquarters directly. We reported back that we had located you, and that you were well and.... 'in good spirits' "
'Oh, thanks' replied 'Bill'
"Your wife then spent the next hour on the 'phone berating our sergeant, and threatening to contact the Chief Constable unless we came back and confirmed you were here 'of your own free will'. Now, we have satisfied ourselves that, but we strongly suggest you drink as much as you can for the next night or so, because you'll never be allowed out ever again. I also suggest you get the hell out of that relationship, your wife's mental.".
After the four days of drunken merriment were up, we all drove back to our home town... as we got closer to home the atmosphere became more doom laden (I expect something like the Franklin expedition as they realised the jig was up.) We stopped the van around the corner from 'Bills' house and as he crept up the garden path, we got the hell out of there, screeching the wheels of the transit van as we roared past the house.
I love the blonde!
Joe the real mvp
Why i live alone. lol
Good shite mate.
She's fucking stunning
Too funny , woman is the boss
She is brilliant, seen her videos before anyone know her name to find her videos?
Here you go: facebook.com/jenhattonsketches/
That's what's happening to me right now😓😓😓
you are pathetic
@@truMadness explain🤔
@@St.LouisMadeNike your girlfriend is not your mother... a man can go where he wants.
Girl what are you his girlfriend or his mom...i am confused XD I literally was specting you to chase them with a hook for clothes, a belt or a slipper XD XD
I wish she would say I've been a bad American
People don't realize it's an act
I find her accent very funny
i cannot wait to try that out
İf i were the Man with the crazy wife i would divorce her
😂🤣😂🤣
That accent would give me recurring nightmares
Anyone know her channel ?
if they had a kid it'd probably have a perfect jawline and normal levels of testosterone. so it all works out.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I mean if she thinks he has a problem with alcohol or spending money then it make sense why she wouldn’t want it.
Hot
@@sasdxscdx9740 what?
Bossy and controlling people are no fun.
Shameless spin-off
Very funny, as an Irish American it is funny cause the girlfriend is the mother and the boyfriend is the 15 year old son who got drunk the night before and the friend shows up the next day wanting to do it again.
Happened all the time in my teen years.
Hats off to the sketch writer.
lmao
without subs, i won't understand even a word..
Erşan Kuneri well if I heard something in your language I wouldn't be able understand either!! Your a brain box now ain't ya. A bit of rocket scientist eh.. 👍😁
Stay single boy's
Are they irish or British?
Irish obviously 🙄
@@gerr1986 listen to the accent
I love the way British women talk
She is irish😂😂🙄😒
Whoops
I want her!!!
now lets reverse roles
RJ M why, it's a parody of mother son relationships. Do you imagine role reversal, daddy/ daughter, the, "not in that skirt" line, or what?
Irish is it?
Ye
She's 🤣
Poor guys ;(
However, if i ever get a gf, she will be really happy in this sense, cause i don`t like parties, nor drinking, nor smoking nor nothing like that..and i only have like 5 mates and they are just like me XD, a bunch of nerds XD
😁
Or just do what you want since you're a grown man
Why do the lads look so rough?
Coz they brawled the previous night
She is so rude
...does she have a sister....
Lmfao
I am going to move to England I would love to be dominated by British woman
This guy
@@lorenzosanchez1844 thank you Daddy
darryl has herpes
Terrible, terrible background music. Ruined a perfectly good video.