Wait a second, the “remove the ads” thing costs *5 dollars* ?!! You can buy great games for such an amount of money, what a scam... I remember the time where no ads costed like 1 dollar
When im in school taking a test 5:35 How Your pets die.. 7:15 When you want to do something else 8:42 What i think school is 11:31 when u can pee in a bush 12:42 when your fighting your siblings 16:43 when you want to get something coolish 18:12 when we come back to school 20:08
Stairway to heaven by Led-Zeppelin There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to Heaven When she gets there she knows If the stores are all closed With a word she can get what she came for Oh oh oh oh and she's buying a stairway to Heaven There's a sign on the wall But she wants to be sure 'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings In a tree by the brook There's a songbird who sings Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiving Ooh, it makes me wonder Ooh, it makes me wonder There's a feeling I get When I look to the west And my spirit is crying for leaving In my thoughts I have seen Rings of smoke through the trees And the voices of those who standing looking Ooh, it makes me wonder Ooh, it really makes me wonder And it's whispered that soon, If we all call the tune Then the piper will lead us to reason And a new day will dawn For those who stand long And the forests will echo with laughter If there's a bustle in your hedgerow Don't be alarmed now It's just a spring clean for the May queen Yes, there are two paths you can go by But in the long run There's still time to change the road you're on And it makes me wonder Your head is humming and it won't go In case you don't know The piper's calling you to join him Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow? And did you know Your stairway lies on the whispering wind? And as we wind on down the road Our shadows taller than our soul There walks a lady we all know Who shines white light and wants to show How everything still turns to gold And if you listen very hard The tune will come to you at last When all are one and one is all To be a rock and not to roll And she's buying a stairway to Heaven
I died when you got that tiny ass harp in the heaven room, and although you were suffering playing this game, I was dying of laughter,, great video Matt thank you
Matt's next video: "So they asked me to try the game out again and they updated it. And btw this is a sponsored video by Lions studio and they also asked if they can use my video for their ads!"
Tombstone dude: sup Me: Can you bury me with my Rainbow Secret Rare First Edition Shadowless Full art V max GX lvl.X Promo stamp Gem mint. Also it’s in a golden plastic case Tag team Charizard & Dragonite
To be fair, throwing a dumbbell at someone for touching your butt, is not a proportional response. A slap maybe, but throwing a dumbbell, I mean that attempted murder.
It's not that hard. You just make moral choices. Example Husband Cheats : Become Upset You're Teen: Don't Drink Alcohol Naughty Masage: Refuse Your Married And Either Way It's Wrong
The game is son controlling of the choices you make to the point where you basically don't have a choice at all and on rare occasions that you do have a choice, you still have very little choice. You always play right into the games hands. that seems to be a theme throughout lion studios games.
Fun Fact:Play Store Rates Bitlife As Age 16. it Doesn't Make Sense As Why It's 16. Since Sound Is Not Violent, So Play Store Is The Impostor. A Reference From Among Us.
Everytime I see a new game add on youtube or instagram or anything i just wait for Matt to just stumble upon it a day or to later and just watch him died slowly
there’s a glitch where when you press multiple times you skip all the normal stuff in there i think they haven’t fixed it, good speedrun tactic if it still works
I played this game and you literally intentionally have to get everything wrong to go to the no no place and even then it's incredibly difficult to do it so you're going to get the heaven no matter what
game: is 17+
kids: *that sign can't stop me cuz i can't read*
Lol
Yes
Juicy lol still be funny
Im 9
Rui Shimada r/whoosh
"Isn't that the REAL Hell? Existence?"
True.
Mhm
*yup*
DEEEEEEEEEEEEP or something idk im not 14 (15)
"What did we learn today, kids? Defending yourself is mean!"
😂😂
Your pfp is kids when teachers tell them that’s the wrong answer.
Ok
@@winabena4179 Yeah.
ua-cam.com/video/zEvPsueM3Xc/v-deo.html
Mobile gaming is:
90% ads
10% actual gameplay
H4T3 - Brawl Stars ikr
Lol
BATTLE CATS
MILKMAN KARLSON
@@AaronOnTopFr MINECRAFT
Jhonny deep watching this video crying
It's named johnny
@@OceanWater_WAV 15:18
Jhonny deep sounds like his Indian counterpart
lmfao
@@OceanWater_WAV 15:18
“The #1 trending game somehow?”
*Looks at the amount of 1 star ratings*
Same, this is the 1st time seeing a game with that many 1 stars.
18:16 perfectly cut screams
True
*T R U E*
True
Wait a second, the “remove the ads” thing costs *5 dollars* ?!!
You can buy great games for such an amount of money, what a scam...
I remember the time where no ads costed like 1 dollar
i remember flash games, free, no ads AND SOMEHOW BETTER THAN ALL THE MOBILE ONES
ThinkRiceGNS The Pro
Yes, of course, that’s true.
And the game still has ads
So theres thus thing called airplane mode....
Tython games
We know...
I was definitely expecting a video on this when I saw the ad a few days ago. 🤣
Me to XD
Nice profile
@@pugloveryar6020 Thank you?
yup
Tired Human SAME IVE BEEN WAITING FOREVER
"I cannot turn down the opportunity to pee on an old man"
-Matt, 2020
😂
This should be called how I got to where I am today
So were just not gonna talk about the¨gUyS wTf tHE bAnnEr iS sTill HeRE¨
"Big peepee" sounds so funny from Matt 🤣
18:28
Aw man, i was hoping you actually changed you profile pic to an ahegao face
Matt: *Bullies child*
Me: LMAO XDDDD LMAO DYING
When ur so early that the comments arent about the video
When you so early you’re late, by 2 hours
Thay always arent
When youre late my 2 months
Hey Matt, you should try Sakura School Simulator out! Believe me you won’t regret playing it 😂😂
When im in school taking a test 5:35
How Your pets die.. 7:15
When you want to do something else 8:42
What i think school is 11:31
when u can pee in a bush 12:42
when your fighting your siblings 16:43
when you want to get something coolish 18:12
when we come back to school 20:08
matt joke:
Matt before a rage game: Matt after a rage game:
Mattshea Madshea
Matt: avoids saying “hell”
Matt five seconds later: “hell”
Raulxz hell
Also hi clyde
Raulxz timestamp?
As long as you don't decide to go into my woods
Why are you everywhere? I saw you on a reddit vid and now this
I burned a forest are you ok
Anderson Perdomo I think he wants to kill you now. Luckily for you, I know spells that can reverse what you just did.
You be watching some weird stuff
@@magiciansmagicmayhem5813 what's the spell
matt: imma do the 100% honest run
also matt: inv my friend over to watch the adult movie
matt: everybody wants to go to heaven
DIO and pucci: ,,loud villainous laugh"
RavyPat I see your a man of culture
@@tropicallouishenanigans904 I guess that goes for you too
RavyPat I Giorno WALUGUI
(Take 2)
I Giorno Giovanna agree that Pucci is evil and wants to go to the underworld
@@epicboxx3838 I mean it's obvious that he wanted to got to heaven but I don't think that's his choice
Im just waiting for Completing the Mission
Stairway to heaven by Led-Zeppelin
There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to Heaven
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Oh oh oh oh and she's buying a stairway to Heaven
There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings
In a tree by the brook
There's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiving
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it makes me wonder
There's a feeling I get
When I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who standing looking
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it really makes me wonder
And it's whispered that soon, If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May queen
Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on
And it makes me wonder
Your head is humming and it won't go
In case you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow?
And did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind?
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
And she's buying a stairway to Heaven
xd
Me: *sees my sister walking around me*
Also me: BISH THAT IS SO UNKIND
Mat: HOW IS THAT UNKIND!?!
Me: he heard me..? O~O
I died when you got that tiny ass harp in the heaven room, and although you were suffering playing this game, I was dying of laughter,, great video Matt thank you
Matt's next video: "So they asked me to try the game out again and they updated it. And btw this is a sponsored video by Lions studio and they also asked if they can use my video for their ads!"
matt's anger issues 100%
matt's personality 100%
matt's hate for ads 10000%
Tombstone dude: sup
Me: Can you bury me with my Rainbow Secret Rare First Edition Shadowless Full art V max GX lvl.X Promo stamp Gem mint. Also it’s in a golden plastic case Tag team Charizard & Dragonite
a game called "stairway" to heaven
man i bet stephan hawking was such a noob at this game
Nice
Screw you that’s so rude
EH Dudet you know it’s a joke right? Jokes usually have awful stuff in them, that’s why their funny lol
Fernando. Bruh
You are going straight to Hell for saying that.
omfg this made me laugh like CRAZY!!!! thanks Matt
“Of course I’m a star. FAAACK!”
To be fair, throwing a dumbbell at someone for touching your butt, is not a proportional response. A slap maybe, but throwing a dumbbell, I mean that attempted murder.
It's not that hard. You just make moral choices.
Example Husband Cheats : Become Upset
You're Teen: Don't Drink Alcohol
Naughty Masage: Refuse Your Married And Either Way It's Wrong
Game : _you found a stray dog_
Me : *More like finding one of the Dalmatians*
This mobile game without buying no ads is basically a series of commercials with occasional gameplay.
Let me guess who made it before i watch it
Lion studios
edit: i was right
Soon,every game will be made by them
Meguminnn XD
@@epicduckling4711 with no fcking sounds
Imagine imagining not liking the imagination like button on your imagination in a fake reality. . .
I’ll be back
I LITTERALY saw this ad today and Matt is already playing it!
8:37 i bet my life that you will laugh the first time
What is that sad music name? 7:13
Despacito
*BRUH DUDE- THATS NOT MUCH KINDNESS*
*your going to heck*
That lady got some strong legs to walk up all those steps
Why pay for the no ads when you can just go on airplane mode it does the same thing until you turn it off
1:33: exists
14 year old emo girls: oMg! sO tRUe!
I'm not emo but 2020 do be making the world hell atm
But shit happens honestly
@i hit fortnite kids ok
I kept getting ads for this today lol. I was hoping you'd eventually do this
angel: your a bad person matt: why angel: YOUR NOT GOING TO HEAVEN CUZ YOUR BAD
Game: Rated M
Me: I play happy wheel BIT-
Heaven is so close to us, only 80 years, but so far when walking stairs - Angel
2:40 The summary for almost any "youtuber" motivation PERIOD.
game: seems completely fine
also game:
You are being bullied
deal with it cry hire a hitman
14:06 if you were a teenager but then you got married? Wait what?
This is gonna be a good video Btw 4:09 100% mom on that picture
Matt: I'mma go to hell, And heaven is for losers!
God:You shouldn't have said that
Sateen:Yes!
Me: (Is so confused)
WOAH! IN GAME PURCHASES!?!
This is UNACCEPTABLE! GO TO JAIL GAME MAKERS! THATS A CRIME! HOW DARE THEY!!!!!
This game is fully predetermined
Also its funny that the game has 100k downloads and some of the choices have over 300k
The game is son controlling of the choices you make to the point where you basically don't have a choice at all and on rare occasions that you do have a choice, you still have very little choice. You always play right into the games hands. that seems to be a theme throughout lion studios games.
Game: "Teenager"
Also game: You got married.
Me: That's wrong
Fun Fact:Play Store Rates Bitlife As Age 16. it Doesn't Make Sense As Why It's 16. Since Sound Is Not Violent, So Play Store Is The Impostor. A Reference From Among Us.
Shay before: lol I hentai
Shay now: normal
Game: 17+
Dad: I tHiNk My SoN LiKed tHis GAmE
How is that 17+?
Everytime I see a new game add on youtube or instagram or anything i just wait for Matt to just stumble upon it a day or to later and just watch him died slowly
You can see Matt's soul being sucked out of him as the game progresses.
Mattshea: *removes ads*
Viewers: *gets an ads*
Viewers: I thought he removed ads?
You could say Matt is buying his Stairway to Heaven
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now
Matt!! I wanna see you go over some good mobile games you played as a kid or just good mobile games you have played
When my pupper “barks” she growls playfully I do it back at hwr
12:30
*DUN DUN DUN DA ADA DAN DAN*
continues default dancing
Him:fart and appoligize honestly chalange lets go
Me wondering what it would sound like .
Thinks of nuke :yeah that would fit perfect
Apps where epic when I was a kid, now that I’m older, majority of the gaming apps are garbage
Wow it's like this fart in class,fart on your friend,or fart silently all of em have an excuse for you to loose something
there’s a glitch where when you press multiple times you skip all the normal stuff in there
i think they haven’t fixed it, good speedrun tactic if it still works
Omfg Matt would be a great feminist🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:15 is saddest moments on captainsauce
“Who is that guy?!” I don’t know, your father
I died when he said bad choice then yelled fuck 😂
14:48 what is this called
Did you know,simp and suffer is my favourite words?
Hell is wheel chair accessible
But you can fly to heaven
How to play bad Android games without an ads:
Turn off WiFi.........
No body literally no body....
Matt: "I can not turn down the opportunity to pee on a man"
haring him say ant for aunt made me lmao
The baby is the sound your mother makes in her room
How does the stairway even work though? But I forgot it's lion studios and everything makes sense apparently
Hey why don't you play homeless stroy I can't get pass the 3rd part
I played this game and you literally intentionally have to get everything wrong to go to the no no place and even then it's incredibly difficult to do it so you're going to get the heaven no matter what
what a good person
*HE DECIDED NO ADS!*
"let's not go to heaven today"
We got a new lion studios. No one escape. Looks... great
Fun fact:if you turn your connection off you wont get those stupid adds!
It gives you adds to go up more stairs and if you don’t watch it they send you downstairs
Near the end of the vid
I think Matt is getting possessed
I should charge you all for this but putting your device onto airplane mode in a mobile game will remove ads it won't work if the game needs internet
Wdym throwing a dumbbell isn’t kind? I do it all the time and people always thank me because it’s so kind amiright matt
20:34 of course im a star
Gets it correct
FUUUU~
Title:making stupid decisions to get sent to hell
Graystillplays:*happy satan noises*
WHAT HAPPEN TO BATTLE CATS SUNDAY MATT???
Waddya mean
i got two people lol
Love it when the devil says I suck