Because they have to Tuck their Penises Away so you can't do the Crocodile Dundee Move on them and it don't Fall Out.... Then, Just wait till they start wanting to Pose in Playboy and Other Adult Mags Meant Just For Men.....
It was so cold it knocked the warmth of my body out, but when I see fire, I snap back into reality and become a normal human being all over again, once I ate a tire and it tasted funny ngl 🤔, comment down below what you guys think about me eating a tire
first one is so true. I went with a buddy and a couple of his friends to laser tag, turned into spending an entire weekend together. None of us knew each others names. Still don't lmao
When we first got to college, one of my friends brought over his new friend to our group. I did not learn his name for half a year until I was actually ready to learn it-it didn't help that he had a unique name that none of us knew except of the original friend.
I appreciate the apology but I don’t think it’s necessary. Not all men are mistreated like this, and most women don’t act that rudely. I’m really just tired of the gender wars altogether
Just buy a towel that have two different color part. One part for head, one part for your balls and lower. Then hang it with the head part so the water from low part wouldn't mix. Easy fix that's what I do.
@@DieFarbeLila88 The only horrible one here is the girl. The paramour had no idea until she told him after, and the boyfriend has a right to know his gf is a scumbag. She just didn't know she cheated with the smartest man alive.
Women think they have it harder than men, but life just sucks in general. Granted we have different problems on different scales but in the grand scheme of things, everybody has their problems and we should just treat everyone the same.
One of my friends has a girl that came and talked to the rest of our group of guys, and she asked us what it would be like if she bought us all beers over the weekend. My exact response was: “Buy us all some bud light and you will have our respect forever. We will also slap this man *indicates her bf* until he marries you.”
1:23 So look here’s the run down, there are 3 bites here which I like to call 1. Sadness At the edge of the sandwich this bite is to small with to much crust but essential to making the golden bite 2.the golden bite Always in the middle of the sandwich with the perfect quantity of all ingredients 3.side quest This is the edge of the sandwich normally the biggest bite and away from the rest of the sandwich when you’re at this point in eating your sandwich you NEVER go for 2 first because it isn’t ready. You first have to eat 1 in order to complete 2’s figure for it to taste better. Once that’s been swallowed down your gullet you have 2 options here Finally enjoy the golden bite after all your hard work of getting there or Before diving right into the main course eat 3, the side quest. The side quest isn’t the best but isn’t bad either but also just makes the sandwich better and delays eating the golden bite. I personally like going for the side quest before the golden bite but to each there own. So now you can rest easy knowing you know how to eat a sandwich properly
10:52 I'm not a guy but I understand the comfort of the yellow pillow it's one of the most comforting and happy feelings in the world and I dont know how many times I've found myself hugging one (my brother and dad have yellow pillows and they let me hug them)
6:38 It depends. If it is 3:00 AM then you gotta put on the suppressor and aim for E3. If it is 7:00 in the afternoon you aim for C5 If it is 8:00 AM you aim for G5 If it is If it is anywhere from 9:00 AM- 6:00 PM you aim for E5 If you're drunk as hell you aim for J1
@@goese868 Even with lasting mental turmoil, talking a walk and having a nice long think with yourself on what is ailing you and how you could help yourself is a great start on the way to resolving said turmoil. I was depressed and seriously wondering what exactly was the point of continuing to live at one point and long walks were my way of coping with the stress - up until a particularly long (like 10 hour long) walk helped me decide to drastically change my life in a way that made me stop considering suicide and live a happier life.
3:21 i sent this to my family's group chat and my dad found it hilarious and my two biological female siblings took it super seriously and it became a whole thing
0:01 funny story, 2 years ago, I made one of my first friends in high school. However, I didn’t know his name for a whole week of talking to him. I eventually found out what it was but i never asked him for his name coz I felt like the time to ask had already gone 😂 2:04 just got up to this part of the video and I can confirm that this is %100 true from experience
The main rule of these games : say how long you haven't played it before you start playing. This major rule applies to video games too.[especially battle royale]
see in theory that is correct, but any true man would understand the answer to that question is always '1' no matter what, because only the furthest will ever be acceptable. as a urinologist myself, theres actually a very unique variant to the question where there are 5 urinals and someone is using the 3rd, in which case only the first one is acceptable although the 5th is of equal distance. this is because you would have to walk past the person in order to get to 5 and that is a violation of the code
there is 2 but really only 1 when you face the trial of the public restroom you must choose which urinal to choose. So lets say, hypothetically, there is a man at urinal #002 mathematically, you would never use urinals #001 or #003 unless you wait for the man to leave the urinal But lets say your on the verge of soiling yourself, then you would come to the conclusion to look to the other urinals. Those ‘other urinals’ being #004 and #005 now, fellas, lets be honest, if you go to #004 every guy will mathematically come to the conclusion of “mf zesty af :skullemoji:” so instinctively, every man will go to #005 to be as far away from the occupied #002 as possible.
To be fair, If I had enough spaghetti to put in the sweet tea jug I would put it in the jug. I'm not about to sit there and use a million Butter-Branded tupperware bowls to put up that much food.
Plus, you can pour the spaghetti into a bowl using the open end without making too much of a mess. Or if you want to drain the juice without losing any pasta, turn the lid to the strainer end on the other side.
I straight up had a complete stranger go in the urinal right next to me. Granted, there was a barrier, but there was also a 3rd urinal. I guess his ego cared more about not going in a kid-size urinal than he did not following bathroom etiquette.
15:43 my brothers remember deep down we are all a bottle of ketchup, and we are all beautiful bottles of ketchup. And if you were not a bottle of ketchup, you were still beautiful. No homo
sub like if u enjoyed, jelly brah i had some today raspberry
I'd keep up the cycle but I can't keep doing things like this
I've been improving myself and I gotta leave the bad behind
I like this
@@Hyunjoojoo 🤣 bro u good whats up whats app brururhurh
Yo bro what music do you use?
"Why do women take so long to get ready? Y'all *ugly* or something." is the coldest comeback I have ever heard since existing on this planet.
That was brutal, Imma be real
Liquid helium got nothing on him
Because they have to Tuck their Penises Away so you can't do the Crocodile Dundee Move on them and it don't Fall Out.... Then, Just wait till they start wanting to Pose in Playboy and Other Adult Mags Meant Just For Men.....
and the "we are both in the 10%"
It was so cold it knocked the warmth of my body out, but when I see fire, I snap back into reality and become a normal human being all over again, once I ate a tire and it tasted funny ngl 🤔, comment down below what you guys think about me eating a tire
4:42
I already know the man PLOTTED the entire thing. He got what he needed.
🤣🗿👍
bro is a mastermind
He was planning months in advance
first one is so true. I went with a buddy and a couple of his friends to laser tag, turned into spending an entire weekend together. None of us knew each others names. Still don't lmao
do you guys still communicate
These videos are too much dopamine 😮💨
yeah same
once i was having fun with a buch of other guys and only realized i didnt know their names after saying goodbye
I didn't know half of the names of the people in my friend group. Now I know half of their names. Upgrades, people, upgrades.
When we first got to college, one of my friends brought over his new friend to our group.
I did not learn his name for half a year until I was actually ready to learn it-it didn't help that he had a unique name that none of us knew except of the original friend.
As a guy, I understand these memes
Same
As a guy I understand a meme that happened in this video
Me too
As a guy, I have no goddamned idea what I’m doing.
I love my yellow pillows
i’m a girl and this is just sad, how much men are mistreated.
I’d like to apologize on behalf of other women.
Nah this is nothing to us
It feels weird when women apologize so dont
@@irregular_banana fr fr
@ellawhite322 i appreciate it thi
I appreciate the apology but I don’t think it’s necessary. Not all men are mistreated like this, and most women don’t act that rudely. I’m really just tired of the gender wars altogether
That meme about a guy having money problems and the reason for the money problems trying to comfort him is just perfect.
1:32 It's a shower, if you do it correctly every part of you is gonna be clean. So it doesn't really matter where you start or finish.
Nah fam
communative property of math my brotha 🙏
Just buy a towel that have two different color part. One part for head, one part for your balls and lower. Then hang it with the head part so the water from low part wouldn't mix. Easy fix that's what I do.
U can even do it with pattern. There's a strip pattern on one edge of the towel? Then use that part for your balls only.
the smell of clean ass is still as weird as if it was never clean, it just gets multiplied when it's in a towel for some reason
“Imagine celebrating the day when all my problems started.” Damn.
gotta keep that “looking big king” mentality, but don’t forget the “it’s ok king” mentality 💪
Kept that one stored away. He ain escaping. U prob ain even gonna see this ur comments like a year old lol
0:41 You're breaking the Bro Code.
4:45 this was his plan.
fax bro, those women are dumb as heck😭🙏
6:44 E5 is the best loud mode on + right in the middle is all i could wish for
Ain’t nothing like waking up the whole family at 2:00AM by pissing
C5 is when you tryna be quiet
G14 is def the best
A10 for me
d7
Ok but are we gonna talk about how the guy at 11:09 is such a fucking genius for taping the note only where a man would see it?
Ye lol
A real honorable man. 🫡
@@DieFarbeLila88 The only horrible one here is the girl. The paramour had no idea until she told him after, and the boyfriend has a right to know his gf is a scumbag. She just didn't know she cheated with the smartest man alive.
@@duncanblownuts7 …I said honorable. Not horrible. Learn to read 😂
@@DieFarbeLila88 Dyslexic youtube users
Women think they have it harder than men, but life just sucks in general. Granted we have different problems on different scales but in the grand scheme of things, everybody has their problems and we should just treat everyone the same.
facts
They just don't understand its above there knowledge
Ikr ‘oH wE gIvE bIrTh’. You do that coluntarilyt
@@chickennuggets3364what?😂
ah yes, a starving child in Somalia is as well of as Elon Musk. You are totally correct.
8:36 the devine knowledge 😂😂
13:46 ngl it took me a bit to understand this gem of a responce
Bro, I have never laughed out-loud so hard at a video ever. This is incredibly relatable on infinite levels.
6:44 E9 for stealth, G8 for messy but silent, E5 for Going Loud
As a man, I genuinely understood and laughed at these memes.
Thats what she said
9:53 bro’s incredible 💀 he went wild😂
Made me smile. Was hoping he’d say something funny
If you are cheated on then that person deserves to struggle with THEIR child. It is not your responsibilty
ive made many mistakes in life, but none as big as winning that race
The last one is a much needed wave of positivity and wholesomeness.
One of my friends has a girl that came and talked to the rest of our group of guys, and she asked us what it would be like if she bought us all beers over the weekend. My exact response was: “Buy us all some bud light and you will have our respect forever. We will also slap this man *indicates her bf* until he marries you.”
Sounds like a loser party
asking for bud light? one of the more subtle ways of coming out of the closet but congrats bro.
Oh HELL nah. You better believe I boycotted that shit once they had the Mulvaney Meltdown…nice joke though.
6:44 C5
@@warrengroth5842 so, it's gay to drink beer???
The grass holes got me dying
we need a law that basically imprisons someone/group of people for the same duration that that falsely accused someone of
Actually shouldnt because as much as it sucks, a law would cause them to not admit it at all
most don't anyway so might as well
@@infernospiral1040
true true
@@infernospiral1040 Instead, the presumption of innocence should stop getting ignored and it should be up to the accusers to prove their claims.
There is one, it's called defamation
1:23 So look here’s the run down, there are 3 bites here which I like to call
1. Sadness
At the edge of the sandwich this bite is to small with to much crust but essential to making the golden bite
2.the golden bite
Always in the middle of the sandwich with the perfect quantity of all ingredients
3.side quest
This is the edge of the sandwich normally the biggest bite and away from the rest of the sandwich
when you’re at this point in eating your sandwich you NEVER go for 2 first because it isn’t ready. You first have to eat 1 in order to complete 2’s figure for it to taste better. Once that’s been swallowed down your gullet you have 2 options here
Finally enjoy the golden bite after all your hard work of getting there or Before diving right into the main course eat 3, the side quest. The side quest isn’t the best but isn’t bad either but also just makes the sandwich better and delays eating the golden bite.
I personally like going for the side quest before the golden bite but to each there own. So now you can rest easy knowing you know how to eat a sandwich properly
As a professional male student who eats sandwiches with mustard between bread and bologna this is correct
You’re doing it wrong, you start with 3 then travel along below 2 then stop when you get to the corner. You can now eat 2 and 1 at the same time.
This comment deserves more likes.
i would eat the sandwich whole from that point
yea im not reading that
0:42 "psst hey you gettin on after school?"
"yea bro this gon be lit!!"
10:52
I'm not a guy but I understand the comfort of the yellow pillow
it's one of the most comforting and happy feelings in the world and I dont know how many times I've found myself hugging one (my brother and dad have yellow pillows and they let me hug them)
Piss imbedded
Fr I bro I got this big ah yellow pillow and at night it gets super cold that sh hits
6:38
It depends.
If it is 3:00 AM then you gotta put on the suppressor and aim for E3.
If it is 7:00 in the afternoon you aim for C5
If it is 8:00 AM you aim for G5
If it is If it is anywhere from 9:00 AM- 6:00 PM you aim for E5
If you're drunk as hell you aim for J1
@Backpackzack420 G14 kinda goes crazy ngl
@Backpackzack420 fr it's the best choice
@backpackzack4202frfr it's the best
Yes
@@NotDin0
This.
Dead center every time.
I'm pissing and I want everyone to know it.
If you wake up to the sound of me pissing, cry about it.
2:00 omfg that is so true😭
Bro, the stuff you said at the end sounds like an insult, but it's legit. It's amazing how well getting fresh air actually helps your mood. Shit works
but there is a difference between lasting mental turmoil, and just having a bad day, so needing to go outside.
@@goese868 Even with lasting mental turmoil, talking a walk and having a nice long think with yourself on what is ailing you and how you could help yourself is a great start on the way to resolving said turmoil. I was depressed and seriously wondering what exactly was the point of continuing to live at one point and long walks were my way of coping with the stress - up until a particularly long (like 10 hour long) walk helped me decide to drastically change my life in a way that made me stop considering suicide and live a happier life.
4:44 This man is a genius
Was bout to comment this
6:42 E1 is the exact one i said because if you go right down the middle it splashes up at you.
E5 is for home alone
Remember brothers, it’s okay to not be okay, and none of us are going to blame you for it because we know exactly how you feel
as a true male, i understood and agree with this 17 minute meme video that males understand
Thats what she said
who are unrue males?
The Men roasting women is probably one of the best diss tracks I've ever seen
I'm a girl and I'm so sorry that other women treat you like this.
thanks for apologizing when you did nothing wrong, i appreciate it. It's alright though, we get over it after a minute
I second that
@silly seal thank you for apologizing for something you are innocent of
You been picked yet? 🙄
@@howboutno412 ?, what's that supposed to mean?
7:43 I had the exact same laugh at the exact same time 😂
bro i know a mate thats been in that place and i was dying when i heard about it lmao
Most relatable comment man
5:47 Whoever turned Phantom Hourglass into a dirty-minded meme is a menace
11:35 is actually so wholesome I love it.
12:48 Male Llamas bite off other males nuits... "We gotta start doing this" Ayooo
E5 is loud C5 is less loud but A5 is silent
15:56 is that guy actually not a 3D rendering?!
The picture is photoshopped to some degree. The guy its based on is real though real: Ernest Khalimov a russian bodybuilder
@@truewalter4193of course he’s Russian lol
As a human of non-feminine qualities, I have shown a clear understanding of these visual light effects under the term of “memes”.
Fun fact: My birthday is on the last day of No Nut November so I can celebrate for 2 days in a row
1:20 is definitely gonna be 1. Always do that so the middle bite is as satisfying and amazing as possible. ever guy should know this
3:21 i sent this to my family's group chat and my dad found it hilarious and my two biological female siblings took it super seriously and it became a whole thing
Why you call em "biological female?" Bro just say sister.
@@jaytwokay3265 because one is non binary
@@astrocity7181lmao your sisters dont seem fun at all
@@screamskilos3951???
I mean you could just say two of your siblings
2:30
NAH THATS SO TRUE, BRO IM CRYING RN 😭 💀
0:01 funny story, 2 years ago, I made one of my first friends in high school. However, I didn’t know his name for a whole week of talking to him. I eventually found out what it was but i never asked him for his name coz I felt like the time to ask had already gone 😂 2:04 just got up to this part of the video and I can confirm that this is %100 true from experience
On my behalf of all men I say we need more like these
1:12 Those showers be hitting differently 🔥🔥
The last meme he was just telling us to touch grass lmao
6:16 he has been waiting for this moment his entire life
4:44 "destroying him"... right...
that guy is probably in the bathroom rn
I would like to say that this video was the exact length it took me to eat my pasta and I am beyond grateful
17 minutes to eat pasta? for me it would of been one second lol
there would never had been pasta their
I would be winding it all into a giant clump and eating it like an apple
3:02 by the end of march im done until next year
1:17 bros spiiting bars
"you are absolutely right, where is your next bite" 🔥🔥🔥
That thumbnail is a crime in and of itself
The yellow pillow one hits home
"the towel forgets everything by tomorrow" bro I can't 🤣🤣🤣
8:24 holy crap the amount of happiness I got when I saw these things… 😢
I can’t remember what the place was called but I have vivid memories of everything in the image
Woooow we lived in US for 2 years when I was 3. 17 years later i still get dreams of that thing
I had something kinda simmilar and Waaaay bigger but nostalgia hit me like a 7 wheeler
I may not be a male but nostalgia hit me like a rock
9:55 my respect for this man 📈
LMAO
4:53 The answer is actually 2, cause of the 2 on the right
The main rule of these games : say how long you haven't played it before you start playing. This major rule applies to video games too.[especially battle royale]
the piss coordinates is the most replayed section
I would go D2
I’m an E4 guy myself; establish presence, establish dominance.
I find myself in D6 the most.
g 13
@@Sirhc10841me too
1:21 Yea its one, cause you gotta save the 2 for the end am I right XD
4:39 That guy won
W
@@SonicSatamAnimations thanks, I needed that.
4:28 HOW DARE YOU MAAM! ILL HAVE YOU KNOW THERE ARE PLENTY OF MEN OUT THERE WITH SOME GOOD ASS CAKE!
10:19 bro I took the biggest breath of my entire life 😂
At 4:56, the answer is two. You don’t pick the two urinals next to the other guy, and that leaves the two open on the right.
see in theory that is correct, but any true man would understand the answer to that question is always '1' no matter what, because only the furthest will ever be acceptable. as a urinologist myself, theres actually a very unique variant to the question where there are 5 urinals and someone is using the 3rd, in which case only the first one is acceptable although the 5th is of equal distance. this is because you would have to walk past the person in order to get to 5 and that is a violation of the code
@@upisntdownsilly 👍
Actually, two are left to use but only one person can go for now.
No you want to stay as far as possible. If someone is using the one on the right then wait.
there is 2 but really only 1
when you face the trial of the public restroom
you must choose which urinal to choose.
So lets say, hypothetically, there is a man at urinal #002
mathematically, you would never use urinals #001 or #003 unless you wait for the man to leave the urinal
But lets say your on the verge of soiling yourself, then you would come to the conclusion to look to the other urinals. Those ‘other urinals’ being #004 and #005
now, fellas, lets be honest,
if you go to #004 every guy will mathematically come to the conclusion of “mf zesty af :skullemoji:”
so instinctively, every man will go to #005 to be as far away from the occupied #002 as possible.
To be fair, If I had enough spaghetti to put in the sweet tea jug I would put it in the jug. I'm not about to sit there and use a million Butter-Branded tupperware bowls to put up that much food.
Plus, you can pour the spaghetti into a bowl using the open end without making too much of a mess. Or if you want to drain the juice without losing any pasta, turn the lid to the strainer end on the other side.
@@oftenseen22 if it looks stupid, but it works; it ain't stupid
I once played football for half an hour with 2 adults. I didn’t know their names, their language, anything. We just played.
2:20 I love your reaction to that meme x)
Is it just me or does his voice make it 10x better
No it is not just you.
ik the way he keeps it without bursting into laughter but not sounding like a text to speech bot is amazing
16:52 i feel really angry for guy. He had to suffer so much, just because the girls didn't like him. I hope he is recovering and doing well.
0:42
it IS illegal, just because there's no written law doesnt mean there's no law
I straight up had a complete stranger go in the urinal right next to me. Granted, there was a barrier, but there was also a 3rd urinal. I guess his ego cared more about not going in a kid-size urinal than he did not following bathroom etiquette.
@@oftenseen22 if there's a kid urnial then it may be acceptable
i too was in this case once
I guess I'm the kind of person that would rather piss in a kid urinal than right next to a total stranger.
@@oftenseen22 it's perfectly fine that way
@@oftenseen22Omg I just realized they were kid urinals… I always just thought it was some new design thing 😂
2:14 I once saw someone do this, except on top of a door
13:40 every class clown :
11:16 that is the smartest note placement ever
Also you've got really good taste by using music from Mario and Sonic at the 2010 winter olympics
He followed the bro code without knowing the guy he is a true bro
Im 1 year late but you're cultured and i respect you for knowing that ost
@@vrrfux4626 Thank you sir.
0:50 had my laughing & dying on the floor. I also vomited because I laughed so hard.
*I don’t think that’s normal🤮⚠️*
Oh 😮
You were having indigestion before ⚠
Creating fake scenarios in my head makes me fall asleep quicker for some reason.
16:51 I wish they Get Punished with the Worst, they Deserve to Commi-
No need to bleep out the last word....go on Those girls were absolutely fucked from their brains
Yeah ig
Yeah
VaazkL: go outside
Also VaazkL: shows memes for a living
you said "why are there seagulls" right as a seagull squawked past my window even after i rewinded it
4:50 bro rly said ur-ai-nal 💀💀
That’s correct
1:58 its actually true too😂
9:54 that was personal
15:43 my brothers remember deep down we are all a bottle of ketchup, and we are all beautiful bottles of ketchup. And if you were not a bottle of ketchup, you were still beautiful.
No homo
5:54 in case anyone was wondering:
The audio says “you’ve grown” , “you’ve shrunk” or something like that.
7:15
Yea as a 13 Year Old Child, I find this fucking funny
6:29
This should apply to all the bros. You get something like that you call and check up on them immediately.
Nah fam, if my friends pulled this move on me I'm inmediatly calling the emergency services to their house
8:51 nah bro I’m good with one friend and that’s my pet
Dude, where did you put the cams in my house? These are too relatable.
2:04 yeah right
Guys don't need to know each others names to know they enjoy each others company.
that stfu at 9:54 is so personal 😂😂
6:42 J-10
Same
G- 13
Same
@@shoty_x1693 NO NOT THE CAT
Same
1:50 is accurate man unless and until you clean my room i know where everything is ._.
It's an organized mess
I didn't realize that most guys also waited for someone else to say someone's name instead of asking themselves.
1:22 defo 2
Agreed
Nah 3 definitely
Same
I’m going with 14 bro
I’m gonna start on the other side