@@gatordragon6140 Just one of the Death Jesters, hefting his weapon and clearing his throat like an action hero, and as the guards start panicking, "Think fast chuckle nuts" they say before opening fire into the Guardsman.
You know something is terrifying when Space Marines (WHO CAN COUNT BULLETS FLYING THROUGH THE AIR) can't comprehend a Solitaire slicing through their buddies, and then them.
Voting for the Inquisition. Always been fascinated by them cause it feels like they say "it is The Emperor's will" to a lot of things The Emperor never said.
Let the night lords come up that one guy has been asking for awhile and he should get a W also find with ultramarines cause that one big fist guy seems cool
We no longer take sign up, you'll need to sign up using a wrap terminal Okay... do you have one that I can use No... Alright, I just go back to real space and then use the terminal to sign up and then.... WAIT A MINUTE... YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME ARENT YOU *cygorach's shiteating giggle*
Happy to have Koda back, loved the Ghaz episode but it didn’t have the, “Your friend is explaining archaic lore to you on a whiteboard for an hour,” vibe these episodes usually have.
There's even a small sect on Tallarn dedicated to him as a Prophet of the Emperor. They even have a Book of Cain and everything. It's an Official Sect, so that means it's Ecclesiarchy Approved.
Tuska Demonkilla deserves his own episode. He's the only guy that got an happy ending in the 41st Millennium and with the Eye of Terror widening, i really want him to join Ghaz to get vengence for Yarrick against Angron (Tuska would join because Angron is also a Daemon and probably one he never squished before)
Brand new to 40k and I have been loving all the content you two make (Also super happy to see Koda back and well) Once you gave the TF2 descriptions, I was sold that the Harlequins are no joke. Like, all the voices hit me that they can actually pull off. If someone jumps toward them, they will instantly get turned into a meat cloud, blasted into thin glue getting sent home in a soup can. I can totally hear the scout voice with how fast they are bouncing all over the place with the pop quiz of how long it takes to beat a space marine. Anyway, I'm throwing in my vote for the Heroes of the Imperium. Yarrik sounds like an absolute beast to gain the respect of the orks and Ciaphas Cain just sounds like a wild ride.
Heroes of the Imperium, hands down. Tbh, the Ultrasmurfs can wait for the second losers' bracket since they have *so* much overlap with everything we'll inevitably get snippets of them in every other episode or so.
Completely agree on both harlequin weapons and the solitaires. They are truly terrifying. There's a short story called Masque of Vile where a Solitaire calmly eats a soulstone with a wicked grin, and during the fight it just flashes from pose to pose (each with a blade through someone's face) without ever occupying the intervening positions. They may channel slaanesh a LOT at times.
I think the best way to describe the Harlequins is that they have the script to the 40k story from GW, and it is their job to improv/meta their way to a good eldar ending.
This gives me an awesome thought that maybe the Gray Knights know the names of demons and all that knowledge by working with them and having access to the black library
I really love the theory the chego pulled a "look over there" with slaanesh or "wana hear a joke?" Basicly pulled the oldest tricks in the book and slaanesh being nieve and new fell for em all
Welcome to the fold! The radio is in the back playing some kawaii shit, the juice despenser has some weird mix of soda and juice because some slaanesh follower was "experimenting" aaaand that is the child flaying station over there
YESSSSS~!!! Harlequins are what got me interested in 40k in the first place, because... well, I'm a theatre kid. XD Made for a wonderful video to listen to on my commute to work, actual cackles ensued. Wonderful work, and welcome back, Koda! Vote in the Shadow Realm for Heroes of the Imperium next.
That's why I play harlequins. I find it amusing that to any given individual... They may kill you mercilessly, they may ignore you entirely, or they may just decide to like you. "You there. I have decided to like you. Come with me and I will reveal great secrets of the universe to you, for reasons that will not immediately make sense. God told me to do it. He said it would be funny."
I vote for nightlords... also Koda, you should do a figurine painting episode along with your next Warframe episode. No need to keep both episodes of your week to just Warframe. Yes I am referencing your statement on the belathor figurine in the last patreon episode.
I like in the old lore (could have been fannon) that they would also perform for the Orks, but mainly perform slapstick comedies for them. You can't do drama and tragedy all the time.
What greater hero could the Imperium have other than the Ultramarines? The truest defender of the Emperors vision! All hail the sons of the Avenging Bean Counter! May we learn more of their infinite and well deserved lore!
Greetings from Brazil here, love the podcast, love the content, keep up the good work! I never laugh nor got so entertained with Warhammer 40k since Alfabusa XD
Blue Boi fans rise up! We must work together to get what we want. If all the ultramarines fans vote night lords this week, then all the night lords fans will vote ultramarines next week. Together we can beat the Inquisition. Ave Dominus Nox! good to see you back Koda
Have not watched the video yet, but the Harlequins are a faction I really look forward to learning as a power amongst the Eldar. I currently am hyped to believe they could be a faction of "Circus Warleaders" to the degree 40k requires of them. Which _WOULD_ be an unseen amount of badassery and logic applied to a "Danger Clown" than any other media I've consumed.
The Harlequins hold a special place in my heart. I've wanted them to be a viable army, like their Eldar/Drukhar counterparts, since I came back to 40k in 2019. Also: Night Lords. Yes, please!
Harlequins and Night Lords are two of the most interesting factions in Warhammer 40K. One that is trying to keep a race together and one that is essentially defined by psychopathic nihilism.
And Night Lords are also tryint to hunt down some the most major Aeldari soooo (ulthwe fuck you I'm not using the accent I have shool in an hour I'm not correcting that either)
Yes! The Jester Elves! Thank you, absolutely fantastic as always! Also, my vote is for the Inquisition. No reason *glances at Inquisitor I'm working on*
I honestly thought that when I cast my vote for this faction that it'd just be washed away, in typical US fashion. You guys r gr8! I'm glad Koda is feeling better!
If I recall correctly, in the old rules, ALL Eldar had access to the shuriken ammo that makes you go pop. Also while the weapon is entirely silent as it fires, it's actually the shurikens themselves that shriek, the same pores that inject you with toxin also makes that horrible noise as it rips through the air.
Glad to be here, I'd love to see more about the heroes of the Imperium, specifically more on Yarrik and Gaunts Ghosts. Love you guys, one day ill be joining the Legion
Glad Koda is back, lone Iysander didn't have that synchronised call and response feel right? Koda we love you! Now how do yu feel about being immortalised as a cape?
8:25 the thought of an eldar that worships Cegorach dying and seeing that they’re about to be devoured by Slaanesh, only to hear the honk of a clown nose and getting yoinked away. That has me rolling.
You used my favorite army! They went undefeated in my play group for almost a full year in my friend group, and only lost when my buddy built a tyranid army specifically to stop them, and played the returning units to the table wrong (we found out later). Love me some murder clown thesbians! Edit: Cegorach doesn't live in the Warp, he lives in the Webway. Where he escaped while Slaanesh fought Khaine.
Also, this is why I refuse to consider the eldar conflict with the necrontyr to be "The War in Heaven". Because the eldar gods were real, they were in the warp, and they had the actual "War in Heaven" and they actually remember the conflict with the necrontyr. Otherwise the allegory would be that the necrons and old ones were their gods. That can't be true, because some of their gods still exist, the old ones are dead, and they remember the necrons for what they were, and advance race that lived in another part of the galaxy from them. That little blurb of lore honestly gets on my nerves.
Keep in mind they are glass cannons so if a custodian so much as grazes them it’s probably game over for a solitaire. You also have to keep in mind that custodians are wearing a Lemun russ’s worth of auramite power armor on top of being way bigger and tougher than a space marine. So, it’s more can the solitaire hit the custodian enough times to kill them without getting hit a single time. That’s why I’d say custodians come out on top.
Imagining a Harlequin going "Think fast chuckle nuts!" is one of the best images I think I've ever thought of
To be fair that is something that a harlequin would say as they merc a bunker full of gaurdsman with a shrieker cannon
@@gatordragon6140 Just one of the Death Jesters, hefting his weapon and clearing his throat like an action hero, and as the guards start panicking, "Think fast chuckle nuts" they say before opening fire into the Guardsman.
You know something is terrifying when Space Marines (WHO CAN COUNT BULLETS FLYING THROUGH THE AIR) can't comprehend a Solitaire slicing through their buddies, and then them.
Glad to see that Koda is doing well (:
he is back baby back baby back
Koda hath risen from his dire situation
Even Solitaires hesitate to use The Throngler
As much as I love the Inquisition....
We need to have an Episode about Yarrik, Ciaphas Cain and the other Heros of the Imperium
Oh? You mean Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!
Not mention Sly Marbo
@@johnmcanus3349excuse me its CI CI CIAPHAS CAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM
Uh you mean"Warboss Yarrick?"
all I literally need is the fact that the ultramarines go last in the space marine list. Just out of spite not malevolent spite but spite.
Voting for the Inquisition. Always been fascinated by them cause it feels like they say "it is The Emperor's will" to a lot of things The Emperor never said.
Let the night lords terrorize the galaxy once more.
Rest in Peace Koda 🕊️ Fly High King
Isyander had the cloning machine ready to go
Let the night lords come up that one guy has been asking for awhile and he should get a W also find with ultramarines cause that one big fist guy seems cool
YESSSS YES I NEED THE NIGHT (I am that one guy)
@@objectsupr9970 for the dark king and his hated sons!!
@@kalev_knight We shall strike fear deep into every last serf wasting away to the false throne.
@@objectsupr9970 que the.....sevitar? or curze? quote about the pyres and smoke and choking terra
@@kalev_knight I do not remember quotes, I just wrote words that sounded cool
Ahriman wants that library card SOOOOOO bad
I love how during that scene when Ahriman speaks, if you watch the laughing god’s hand it moves like he’s controlling a puppet
We no longer take sign up, you'll need to sign up using a wrap terminal
Okay... do you have one that I can use
No...
Alright, I just go back to real space and then use the terminal to sign up and then.... WAIT A MINUTE... YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME ARENT YOU
*cygorach's shiteating giggle*
Happy to have Koda back, loved the Ghaz episode but it didn’t have the, “Your friend is explaining archaic lore to you on a whiteboard for an hour,” vibe these episodes usually have.
lmao, that really is at least 40% of the reason i watch
Big fucking mistake, its isyander and koda for a fucking reason
Glad Koda is back but you guys do what you need to do for your long term health. You’ve got a dedicated following who are very understanding
It’s finally time for the Night Lords
The time has come brothers! Strike at the heart of the Imperium's treachery!
Ciaphas Cain: S tier hero who was able to hold his own against a world eater traitor marine in a blade duel
There's even a small sect on Tallarn dedicated to him as a Prophet of the Emperor. They even have a Book of Cain and everything. It's an Official Sect, so that means it's Ecclesiarchy Approved.
Tuska Demonkilla deserves his own episode. He's the only guy that got an happy ending in the 41st Millennium and with the Eye of Terror widening, i really want him to join Ghaz to get vengence for Yarrick against Angron (Tuska would join because Angron is also a Daemon and probably one he never squished before)
Brand new to 40k and I have been loving all the content you two make (Also super happy to see Koda back and well)
Once you gave the TF2 descriptions, I was sold that the Harlequins are no joke. Like, all the voices hit me that they can actually pull off. If someone jumps toward them, they will instantly get turned into a meat cloud, blasted into thin glue getting sent home in a soup can. I can totally hear the scout voice with how fast they are bouncing all over the place with the pop quiz of how long it takes to beat a space marine.
Anyway, I'm throwing in my vote for the Heroes of the Imperium. Yarrik sounds like an absolute beast to gain the respect of the orks and Ciaphas Cain just sounds like a wild ride.
I bought the Night Lords Omnibus because of you guys, so it's safe to say my vote goes to them!!
It's soooo fucking good I am not going to say anything just read it all
In midnight clad brother.
I finished the trilogy just 2 weeks ago. Awesome stories! My favorite books in W40k (am new to it though, have read 12 books so far).
Alto Sax here, we tended to double melodies or do counterlines, but I see you Koda.
I’m hoping for that Nightlords episode.
I want to see them talk about the funny raptor Night Lords ngl
Heroes of the Imperium, hands down. Tbh, the Ultrasmurfs can wait for the second losers' bracket since they have *so* much overlap with everything we'll inevitably get snippets of them in every other episode or so.
Love to see koda back and well. Yall chemistry together really makes this channel something special.
Glad to see Koda doing better! Also love seeing the Harlequins get some more attention!
Edit: also, here’s for the night lords!!!
Welcome to the... What do I call a group of Night Lords voters?
The Psych ward
Point of order, there are members of the Inquisition that have allied with specific Harlequins. ~ Canon info from Dark Heresy game.
I enjoy how caiphas Cain dueled a chaos champion and won.
Completely agree on both harlequin weapons and the solitaires. They are truly terrifying. There's a short story called Masque of Vile where a Solitaire calmly eats a soulstone with a wicked grin, and during the fight it just flashes from pose to pose (each with a blade through someone's face) without ever occupying the intervening positions. They may channel slaanesh a LOT at times.
Lets hear these night lords!!
Fuuuuck I wanna make NL cosplay but idk how
I think the best way to describe the Harlequins is that they have the script to the 40k story from GW, and it is their job to improv/meta their way to a good eldar ending.
This gives me an awesome thought that maybe the Gray Knights know the names of demons and all that knowledge by working with them and having access to the black library
"Now imagine that black-hole is just- SIIIN!" That touched my God fearing spirit and tickled my soul. Lol.
Glad your back Koda hope you feel 100% again
I really love the theory the chego pulled a "look over there" with slaanesh or "wana hear a joke?" Basicly pulled the oldest tricks in the book and slaanesh being nieve and new fell for em all
My votes for the heroes. If I can’t get orks, gimme ol’ bale eye.
Also:
CI CI CIAPHAS CAIN HERO OF THE IMPERIUM
I absolutely LOVED the outro music, killer finale to the killer clowns. Fantastic job guys. Literally watched every second.
Yay Koda is back. Hopping on the petty train and voting for not UltraMarines. Let's go Night Lords.
Also can't wait for a Craftworld Eldar video.
Night Lords are forever!
I could see a harlequin handing a space marine one of their hearts followed by the space marine bowing back and then running the F away.
We need some night lords, for the lone night lord guy
Let us unite!
Ci-Ciaphas Cain, and of course the ither heroes of the imperium.
Also great to see koda doing well!
Ive seen the nightlords fans for so long now, begging
They keep pushing
I put my vote with them
Night lords!
Welcome to the fold! The radio is in the back playing some kawaii shit, the juice despenser has some weird mix of soda and juice because some slaanesh follower was "experimenting" aaaand that is the child flaying station over there
That ominous Ahriman reference to one Thousand Sons character knocking on heavens door
My vote is for the Ultramarines. I need to see a blue boy video.
Heroes of the Imperium. I love the big blue Boy Scouts, but they can wait.
YESSSSS~!!!
Harlequins are what got me interested in 40k in the first place, because... well, I'm a theatre kid. XD Made for a wonderful video to listen to on my commute to work, actual cackles ensued. Wonderful work, and welcome back, Koda!
Vote in the Shadow Realm for Heroes of the Imperium next.
I'd love to hear about the Leagues of Votann and the Minotaurs
Yes yes yes minotaurs are soooo cool 😎
I just want the edgiest possible episode, so ive gotta vote for the night lords.
It's not edgy! Hmph (my name is literally Konrad)
That's why I play harlequins. I find it amusing that to any given individual...
They may kill you mercilessly, they may ignore you entirely, or they may just decide to like you.
"You there. I have decided to like you. Come with me and I will reveal great secrets of the universe to you, for reasons that will not immediately make sense.
God told me to do it. He said it would be funny."
I'd love the Night Lords next they're really something
Best legion
Love to see one on the Night Lords
We love some Night Lords don't we?
I vote for nightlords... also Koda, you should do a figurine painting episode along with your next Warframe episode. No need to keep both episodes of your week to just Warframe. Yes I am referencing your statement on the belathor figurine in the last patreon episode.
Night lords are cool
They sound so much like a band of Mirage Primes running around.
Tenno and Solitaires would be very good battle buddies
I like in the old lore (could have been fannon) that they would also perform for the Orks, but mainly perform slapstick comedies for them. You can't do drama and tragedy all the time.
*Tyberos the Red Wake silently waiting for a Carcharodons Astra episode*
close enough to Night Lords
Ave Dominus Nox!
Let's hear about the night lords
Aye, I want to hear about Uzas
Night Lords need some attention, I've been in love with them since I read the Aaron Dembski-Bowden's trilogy, they are amazing
I swear I already commented- but yeah Uzas is my little baby bo- *dies*
We need an overall eldar episode, invite PancreasNoWork to inform ya'll on how you sleeping on the space elves.
Yes need the funny no work man
Pancreas would be an awesome colllab
Totally here for the bromance. Glad Koda is back, in good health.
Ultramarines are the poster Bois of 40k you can't cover the setting without an episode on them
in spite of how GW is treating the lore currently there is so much of a backlog of good lore that is worth going into, Please keep it up boys!!!
AVE DOMINUS NOX
(This is a vote for the Night Lords, aka what if The Bat Who Laughed was a space marine.)
For the Night Haunter!
We need to shine some glorious golden Light upon our very own heros of the Imperium.
What greater hero could the Imperium have other than the Ultramarines? The truest defender of the Emperors vision! All hail the sons of the Avenging Bean Counter! May we learn more of their infinite and well deserved lore!
Greetings from Brazil here, love the podcast, love the content, keep up the good work! I never laugh nor got so entertained with Warhammer 40k since Alfabusa XD
My first episode after binging UA-cam content :')
So happy to see koda back!! Hop to get some more warframe content ^^
Maybe with a bit more engagement from Isyander
Great reference with the title. Will likely go mostly unappreciated, but really fits with the theater kid theme.
Night lords would be an amazing episode, they’re too cool for y’all not to cover them
We should threaten with threats of flaying. Which one do you think will make a more stylish cape?
17:24 Damn, and here I was thinking the only person who got into the Black Library was every Necron fan’s favorite cleptomaniac
Heroes of the Imperium
Blue Boi fans rise up! We must work together to get what we want. If all the ultramarines fans vote night lords this week, then all the night lords fans will vote ultramarines next week. Together we can beat the Inquisition. Ave Dominus Nox! good to see you back Koda
The inquisition is after my Night Lord Warband help
Night Lords!
Ave Dominus Nox!
Have not watched the video yet, but the Harlequins are a faction I really look forward to learning as a power amongst the Eldar. I currently am hyped to believe they could be a faction of "Circus Warleaders" to the degree 40k requires of them. Which _WOULD_ be an unseen amount of badassery and logic applied to a "Danger Clown" than any other media I've consumed.
Hero's of the imperuim
The Harlequins hold a special place in my heart. I've wanted them to be a viable army, like their Eldar/Drukhar counterparts, since I came back to 40k in 2019.
Also: Night Lords. Yes, please!
Nighty!
I'm waiting for the Ultramarines, just because of the pain in that ending
In the grim darkness of the future, the insane clown posse and faygo terrorize the galaxy
Harlequins and Night Lords are two of the most interesting factions in Warhammer 40K. One that is trying to keep a race together and one that is essentially defined by psychopathic nihilism.
And Night Lords are also tryint to hunt down some the most major Aeldari soooo (ulthwe fuck you I'm not using the accent I have shool in an hour I'm not correcting that either)
So I'm throwing my hat in for the silent Marines the Space Sharks thank you for coming to my TED talk
They literally shriek so loud they can kill
THE HEROES OF THE IMPERIUM!!!!!! All of em, 6 hour video. Emphasis on Cain and Jurgen, because damnit, Jurgen is a hero!
Yes! The Jester Elves! Thank you, absolutely fantastic as always!
Also, my vote is for the Inquisition. No reason *glances at Inquisitor I'm working on*
Also love your guys content, I like to listen to it while at work, when I'm working out or when I'm just chilling at home . Always a good time
I like you Isyander, which is why this hurts. That being said....
LET'S GO NIGHT LORDS! HAIL THE PALE KING! GLORY TO THE NIGHT HAUNTER!
LETR'S GOOOOOOOOOOO this is 5% out of spite due to Ultramarines being ultraeverywhere
I feel like it'd be a lot of fun for Isyander to explain the Night Lords to Koda, so that's my vote.
I honestly thought that when I cast my vote for this faction that it'd just be washed away, in typical US fashion. You guys r gr8! I'm glad Koda is feeling better!
If I recall correctly, in the old rules, ALL Eldar had access to the shuriken ammo that makes you go pop.
Also while the weapon is entirely silent as it fires, it's actually the shurikens themselves that shriek, the same pores that inject you with toxin also makes that horrible noise as it rips through the air.
Inquisition are needed. No one expects them but they are some of the coolest in the lore
Glad to be here, I'd love to see more about the heroes of the Imperium, specifically more on Yarrik and Gaunts Ghosts. Love you guys, one day ill be joining the Legion
i really want an episode on the ultraboys, also glad that koda is back, hope you are feeling fully recovered
Always great to get a new episode, and its on the best Eldar!
Heroes of the Imperium! Cain, Yarrick, Eisenhorn just to name a few! All so good and different vibes and all good for getting people into 40k ❤
Dude yes omg! I'm so happy you guys did this faction! Ugh thank you guys and Koda I hope you feel better bro!
So happy to finally be able to support the Patreon! I'm gonna be listing goooood for a bit
Deep in the lore, there’s a tale of a duel between the Harlequin warrior Baskets Renoir Zachifinak and Fabius Bile for the title of Clonelord
Out of the bracket I’m voting for the Nightlords, but I’d love to see a vid about Corvus Corax/Ravenguard!
We Night Lords shall support your vote when the time comes to repay this gratitude!
First off, glad Koda is well. Second I would like to see the night lords, it's time. Love you all I'm praying and hoping the best for all humanity.
Glad Koda is back, lone Iysander didn't have that synchronised call and response feel right? Koda we love you! Now how do yu feel about being immortalised as a cape?
let the heroes of the imperium see the light, the emperor protects
Glad to see Koda back and doing well
though I really, really hope the Nightlords win after them though... NO ONE EXPECTS THE INQUISITION!!!
8:25 the thought of an eldar that worships Cegorach dying and seeing that they’re about to be devoured by Slaanesh, only to hear the honk of a clown nose and getting yoinked away. That has me rolling.
Yep gotta instigate with the night lords with koda on this one and I’m here for it
Night Lords Night Lords Night Lords
You used my favorite army! They went undefeated in my play group for almost a full year in my friend group, and only lost when my buddy built a tyranid army specifically to stop them, and played the returning units to the table wrong (we found out later).
Love me some murder clown thesbians!
Edit: Cegorach doesn't live in the Warp, he lives in the Webway. Where he escaped while Slaanesh fought Khaine.
Also, this is why I refuse to consider the eldar conflict with the necrontyr to be "The War in Heaven". Because the eldar gods were real, they were in the warp, and they had the actual "War in Heaven" and they actually remember the conflict with the necrontyr.
Otherwise the allegory would be that the necrons and old ones were their gods. That can't be true, because some of their gods still exist, the old ones are dead, and they remember the necrons for what they were, and advance race that lived in another part of the galaxy from them.
That little blurb of lore honestly gets on my nerves.
Keep in mind they are glass cannons so if a custodian so much as grazes them it’s probably game over for a solitaire. You also have to keep in mind that custodians are wearing a Lemun russ’s worth of auramite power armor on top of being way bigger and tougher than a space marine. So, it’s more can the solitaire hit the custodian enough times to kill them without getting hit a single time. That’s why I’d say custodians come out on top.
so happy to see Koda is back!
also i wish for a noise marine video. im looking to get the models, especially the one with the bolter guitar!
the lords or night, terror of space, masters of creative interrogation. Ave Dominus Nox!
*Hugs* no one will believe you
29:00 The delivery of that was perfect.