MMA with Medieval Armor and Blunt Weapons

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  • @philiptucker6119
    @philiptucker6119 6 років тому +15541

    I have seen a lot of things in life, but I've never seen a cowboy in medieval armor drinking a beer.

    • @BakedTerranaut
      @BakedTerranaut 6 років тому +516

      You hadn't lived until that moment

    • @bloodyfx1065
      @bloodyfx1065 6 років тому +170

      Welcome to our everyday shit!

    • @trentarnold7226
      @trentarnold7226 6 років тому +148

      They're called cavalry and it's called ale, duh :p

    • @jpjp6077
      @jpjp6077 6 років тому +138

      Patriotism Intensifies

    • @0Turbox
      @0Turbox 6 років тому +39

      I'm drinking beer after a recipe from 1644, so the beer part shouldn't be that impressive ;)

  • @JoelMarioMX
    @JoelMarioMX 4 роки тому +4823

    “What are the Rules ref?”
    *Don’t Die.*

    • @nickgoley6138
      @nickgoley6138 4 роки тому +98

      Surprisingly enough no one has died from this

    • @donut025
      @donut025 4 роки тому +49

      Simon got reeaaaaal fucking close though

    • @qymaenjaisheelal6552
      @qymaenjaisheelal6552 4 роки тому +4

      Ha Ha! Epistula tua valde faceta!

    • @polarbear9772
      @polarbear9772 4 роки тому +30

      one of the rules is actually no stabbing allowed

    • @395leandro
      @395leandro 3 роки тому +15

      There are actually a crazy long list of rules in this sport, most of them concerning safety.

  • @Jamhael1
    @Jamhael1 4 роки тому +5040

    The Texan Knight facing its foe:
    " Thou hast yee'deth thy last haw, you filthy heathen!"

    • @jackwilliams4181
      @jackwilliams4181 4 роки тому +104

      Omfg I’m dead bruh

    • @DavidSchiess
      @DavidSchiess 4 роки тому +41

      I am literally crying 😂😂😂

    • @Jamhael1
      @Jamhael1 4 роки тому +155

      Cowboy Knight phrases:
      "Howdy, m'lord/m'lady"
      "We shall then cross our blades...
      AT HIGH NOON!"
      "Noble knight, where thou comes't from? - asked the princess.
      A small fief on Texas, where Lord Pa and Lady Ma had inherited by right of blood and honor for generations - answered the knight while chewing tobacco"

    • @SynMusique
      @SynMusique 4 роки тому +8

      I'm dead.😂

    • @cjmartinez8318
      @cjmartinez8318 3 роки тому +35

      Only if the U.S existed in the middle ages this would be a thing.

  • @Levi_52_336
    @Levi_52_336 3 роки тому +1821

    It's weird to think that American knights weren't a thing until the 20th century.

    • @HeadhuntexGamer
      @HeadhuntexGamer 3 роки тому +46

      No one is trying to be 100% authentic, maybe we should only allow European countries then?

    • @alexanderchristopher6237
      @alexanderchristopher6237 3 роки тому +176

      @@HeadhuntexGamer It’s just interesting (for me) how a relatively young nation with no tradition of knights (in fact, they even do away with noble titles) managed to beat France, the nation that basically gives the word chivalry.
      It’s quite ironic how the world works.

    • @HeadhuntexGamer
      @HeadhuntexGamer 3 роки тому +143

      @@alexanderchristopher6237 There are no real knights nowadays, the vast majority of these "White Americans" are ethnically Europeans so they also have "knight" blood /ancestrals if that is your point. But none of them receives the training necessary to be one like it used to be so this makes no sense. So it's more about being better at the sport than being of certain nationality

    • @iamjacktwo2567
      @iamjacktwo2567 3 роки тому +3

      You are actually right

    • @buttered__toast_2899
      @buttered__toast_2899 3 роки тому +35

      @@HeadhuntexGamer I’d say unless you’re trained in Hema it’s basically MMA with armor. My guild did drills, dagger combat, wrestling, and reconstructed manuscript techniques under the guidance of people who have been fighting for decades. That’s as close as it gets these days

  • @AyusoEnjoyer
    @AyusoEnjoyer 4 роки тому +2752

    Finals: England vs France
    100 years war: aww shit, here we go again

  • @xavierjackson1518
    @xavierjackson1518 6 років тому +2835

    The most magical thing I've ever seen is a man in knight armor and a cowboy hat drinking a beer

    • @minhvisual4265
      @minhvisual4265 6 років тому +22

      dilly dilly

    • @Dr.s3RTH
      @Dr.s3RTH 6 років тому +75

      Medieval american knights

    • @TheFIoridaMan
      @TheFIoridaMan 6 років тому +12

      @Batty Steve Texas* 😂

    • @alexandrejose8362
      @alexandrejose8362 6 років тому +14

      For now on whenever I play CK2 After the End this will be how I imagine the Texan knights' appearance.

    • @bathoryaria4127
      @bathoryaria4127 6 років тому +21

      Or seeing a lady in a tunic, headdress, and circlet shouting "U.S.A! U.S.A!"

  • @talaverajr391
    @talaverajr391 4 роки тому +3354

    America: *It's you guys again*
    England: *sO fRaNcE dIdNt CoMe ThIs tImE hUh*

    • @ironpatriot6053
      @ironpatriot6053 4 роки тому +120

      Buzy making baguettes

    • @charley2714
      @charley2714 4 роки тому +83

      They know we won't pay them back this time

    • @luketornblad4605
      @luketornblad4605 4 роки тому +75

      They're still figuring out what went wrong in 1415 during The 100 years war

    • @supersayan8951
      @supersayan8951 4 роки тому +16

      We busy finding who took our baguettea

    • @Kitchissime
      @Kitchissime 4 роки тому +26

      @@luketornblad4605 The Brits are still busy figuring out what went wrong in 1066, amaright?

  • @Amigo21189
    @Amigo21189 3 роки тому +342

    Normally not a wear-the-flag type of American myself, but that tabard is fly.

    • @Darth_Melvis
      @Darth_Melvis 3 роки тому +37

      Seriously lol never expected to see an American Tabard but goddamn it's beautiful. I'd love to do this and wear that Tabard.

  • @chrisboz8423
    @chrisboz8423 4 роки тому +1576

    So how did you meet your husband?
    Woman: Wacked him with a long sword.

    • @Głupi_Jankes
      @Głupi_Jankes 4 роки тому +52

      Yup, if smouldering looks don't catch his attention that certainly will.

    • @shovel20
      @shovel20 4 роки тому +5

      Betrayed the tribe is what I did.

    • @slimetank394
      @slimetank394 4 роки тому +40

      "daddy how did you get to know mommy?"
      "She beat me with a sword"

    • @Deer_Space117
      @Deer_Space117 3 роки тому +8

      "You want a piece of Nord wisdom..."

    • @maximosiatis9084
      @maximosiatis9084 3 роки тому +36

      Love at first strike

  • @95DarkFire
    @95DarkFire 4 роки тому +2074

    "Despite their best efforts"
    *Americans in armour covered in Stars and Stripes:* "Are we medieval enough?"

    • @phantomwarlock5002
      @phantomwarlock5002 3 роки тому +172

      Everyone gangsta till a tomahawk flies in and impaled somebody

    • @oofergang9197
      @oofergang9197 3 роки тому +33

      Gotta represent

    • @ragingsalamanderstudios7278
      @ragingsalamanderstudios7278 3 роки тому +84

      @@phantomwarlock5002 yeah. I was thinking, "what if the native Americans had medieval armor?" the whole time I was watching the american team.

    • @scythescythe884
      @scythescythe884 3 роки тому +59

      @@ragingsalamanderstudios7278 they actually did before colonization. but they ditched it due to bullet wounds being a thing(its better to be naked due to infections) it was mostly gambeson like garbs and oil boiled leather plates or splinted bone.

    • @ragingsalamanderstudios7278
      @ragingsalamanderstudios7278 3 роки тому +14

      @@scythescythe884 a yes I know out the armor THEY wore at the time... I meant like if they had been left alone a few more years maybe a few decades? Would they have... you know, made a more (is modernized the word?) Type of armor.

  • @memesouls8653
    @memesouls8653 4 роки тому +5673

    Now imagine if they added this to school PEs around the globe. That would be a spectacle to behold.

    • @sirteddyIII
      @sirteddyIII 4 роки тому +376

      That would be cool, sadly arms and armor are way too expensive for schools (and families) and given the tendency to grow at that age range would mean you would outgrow your armor.

    • @memesouls8653
      @memesouls8653 4 роки тому +229

      Sir Teddy I get your point but if they added a junior sport with cheaper materials like rubber armor instead of steel and plastic staffs, swords, axes, etc. (not like cheap plastic, pretty sturdy plastic) then I think this sport could be doable.

    • @sirteddyIII
      @sirteddyIII 4 роки тому +103

      @@memesouls8653 I suppose that's true. There are some other things that will probably hold it back but one day maybe we will get to see extracurricular clubs at some schools in the future.

    • @memesouls8653
      @memesouls8653 4 роки тому +21

      Kannon Cole Thanks for the comment bro. We all crusaders around here!

    • @memesouls8653
      @memesouls8653 4 роки тому +13

      Sir Teddy Yeah totally. If that happens I think it will be a good way to get students stamina, endurance, and overall psychical shape up.

  • @elijhathunderson9297
    @elijhathunderson9297 3 роки тому +97

    the part when he said he was a history teacher made me wheeze
    "today class i brought my DANE AXE! and my armor!"

    • @gordonlekfors2708
      @gordonlekfors2708 2 роки тому +1

      wheeze, really? slightly amusing as it might be, you were literally laughing so hard you couldn't breathe when he said that? jesus mate

  • @Kevin-fj5oe
    @Kevin-fj5oe 5 років тому +2208

    "So, what makes you a good history teacher"
    *arriving with a knight armor*
    "YES"

    • @churchson1048
      @churchson1048 5 років тому +78

      What makes me a good history teacher?
      IF I WERE A BAD HISTORY TEACHER, I WOULD'NT BE IN PORTIGUL BEATIN SOME FOOLS

    • @ALTAI38
      @ALTAI38 5 років тому +32

      European history teachers be like: PRAİSE THE SUN! PRAİSE THE LORD!!

    • @essewaxegard9423
      @essewaxegard9423 5 років тому +2

      Fuck yeah dude

    • @petrosspetrosgali
      @petrosspetrosgali 5 років тому +4

      There is nothing historical about this.ive seen no weapon or real grappling skills in this video.

    • @amandag.6186
      @amandag.6186 5 років тому +1

      @@churchson1048 darn you beat me to it

  • @cringeaholic4082
    @cringeaholic4082 5 років тому +1949

    Imagine one of these guys were interviewed for a job
    "So, what are your hobbies?"
    "I'am a knight"

    • @IncoherentCowboyJ
      @IncoherentCowboyJ 4 роки тому +103

      Could you explain?
      *I fight some fools in full steel plate with blunt weapons for fun*

    • @lolbosss
      @lolbosss 4 роки тому +91

      Can you demonstrate?
      *with pleasure*

    • @bhaerava
      @bhaerava 4 роки тому +28

      To be a knight is to follow certain rules of conduct. It is not a hobby...Regards from Europe.

    • @tedcruz8580
      @tedcruz8580 4 роки тому +6

      bhaerava who asked

    • @user-nk8zx1yw8s
      @user-nk8zx1yw8s 4 роки тому +6

      bhaerava that’s cool and all but name one person who asked

  • @keatoncampbell820
    @keatoncampbell820 4 роки тому +948

    it didn't seem to realistic until I heard steel on steel and five different European languages being yelled around.

    • @DerDoppelsoeldner
      @DerDoppelsoeldner 3 роки тому +13

      Che was a homophobe

    • @caleb1031
      @caleb1031 3 роки тому +10

      No shit, it's the early-mid 20th century.

    • @keatoncampbell820
      @keatoncampbell820 3 роки тому +27

      @@DerDoppelsoeldner lol that's gay

    • @DerDoppelsoeldner
      @DerDoppelsoeldner 3 роки тому +2

      He killed gay people. Google it.

    • @caleb1031
      @caleb1031 3 роки тому +4

      @@DerDoppelsoeldner So did many Abrahamic religions. Some still do.

  • @Mattsimilate
    @Mattsimilate 3 роки тому +180

    Everyone: *Fighting with swords, axes, pole arms, etc.*
    Guy at 8:27: *I CAST FIST*

    • @augistry5439
      @augistry5439 3 роки тому +18

      its like medieval MMA, all strikes are allowed, you can punch, kick, elbow, headbutt, slam people, its the craziest shit man lmao

    • @SteveMc2425
      @SteveMc2425 2 роки тому +10

      He literaly has a mace and yet he used his fist. That guymust have been strong.

    • @evelynfarfellwooosh1219
      @evelynfarfellwooosh1219 2 роки тому +1

      @@augistry5439 No thrusting

    • @augistry5439
      @augistry5439 2 роки тому

      @@evelynfarfellwooosh1219 indeed no thrusting

  • @Frankensteinfurter
    @Frankensteinfurter 6 років тому +5876

    A cowboy knight...Yeehaw m'lord.

    • @skipst101
      @skipst101 6 років тому +208

      Chris Heard I laughed way too fucking hard at this

    • @oldgoblin7312
      @oldgoblin7312 6 років тому +52

      Same haha, i had the stronghold guys voice in my head

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 6 років тому +67

      The holy land is automatically ours

    • @france4339
      @france4339 6 років тому +65

      Makes it even perfect with a cowboy hat and a horse with a 19th century gun screaming “YEE HAW M’LORD”

    • @df36367
      @df36367 6 років тому +10

      you made me chortle...lol

  • @mayuyumiwazaki8769
    @mayuyumiwazaki8769 5 років тому +1504

    "I'm a high school history teacher.", Why can't all history teachers be this awesome!!

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 5 років тому +32

      Imagine a cop pulling you over while going to work on a school dressed as a knight.

    • @alaskaball188
      @alaskaball188 5 років тому +43

      Mine just complains about racism in the US

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 5 років тому +25

      @@alaskaball188 Go full patriot. Like talk about how amazing the US constitution is, tell him about how we have moved into a more civilized society.
      Do your research regarding slavery on the US, the Jim-Crow laws, arm yourself with knowledge of history and then debate him on it.

    • @Tombombadillo999
      @Tombombadillo999 5 років тому

      Echo lmao

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 5 років тому +9

      @@alaskaball188 I'm not saying racism is gone. Like all bad things, it exists.
      But the difference, mainly and importantly, is that the institution, the government itself, had racist laws, laws specifically created to discriminate against other races.
      As it stands today, there are no such laws and in fact there are laws that are inclusive (whether or not that is in of itself racist is a debate for later) and attempt to bring different races together.
      Your professor knows shit about laws, nothing of perspective and treats the exceptions to the rules AS the rules.

  • @danny_decheeto8300
    @danny_decheeto8300 4 роки тому +957

    2:05 a cowboy and a knight
    He is too strong

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 4 роки тому +90

      And a captain in the us military

    • @sheeb3325
      @sheeb3325 4 роки тому +110

      Pulls out revolver
      “Howdy peasant”

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 4 роки тому +63

      @@sheeb3325 "parry this you Fucking casual"

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 4 роки тому +32

      @@sheeb3325 *Pulls out laser targeting system*
      "Howdy, thou fair [Beep]."

    • @Joshua-hb7cs
      @Joshua-hb7cs 4 роки тому +6

      @@danielawesome36 underrated comment

  • @EnFyr
    @EnFyr 2 роки тому +109

    As a European i actually think it's really cool that the states made their own identity and banners as knights when they don't have any historical references. Go USA! Good job.

    • @EnFyr
      @EnFyr Рік тому

      @@alanmyerscough4449 Haha!

  • @mphatsolanga8168
    @mphatsolanga8168 6 років тому +1926

    This For Honor dlc is insane

    • @nathanmalone1047
      @nathanmalone1047 6 років тому +68

      Jeez, people mostly picked warden

    • @mr_pineappleaffogus8602
      @mr_pineappleaffogus8602 6 років тому +17

      It's actually pre-alpha gameplay

    • @jessefoster5861
      @jessefoster5861 6 років тому +6

      I'm the kinda guy who would use an axe like raider's and shout his zone cry and highlander stuff mid fight

    • @kiwivolante2650
      @kiwivolante2650 6 років тому +3

      it's called advancing 'murica

    • @guiltytrinity6016
      @guiltytrinity6016 6 років тому +2

      Jesse Foster man Im a shaman taking bites

  • @Amadourrr
    @Amadourrr 7 років тому +2085

    -daddy, how did you meet mommy for the first time?...
    - oh well i met you mother in a medieval tournament, we fought against each other, we were throwing blades and hits at each other. She hit me in the face pretty hard enough for me to fall in love with her..... Then i threw my pommel at her and you were born.

  • @ispoopthereforeiam5604
    @ispoopthereforeiam5604 8 років тому +253

    One thing that I believe many people are failing to realize is that these fights are not attempting to emulate actual battles or duels, but they are emulating tournaments. Many people commenting say things about footwork, or the lack of thrusts or halfswording, but the point of a tourney is not to kill the opponent, but to beat the everloving shit out of him/her. So really, this is a good deal more accurate than what many people are making it out to be.

    • @NewYorkKnightsCombat1
      @NewYorkKnightsCombat1 8 років тому +30

      Hear, hear!

    • @branksonplays8455
      @branksonplays8455 7 років тому +1

      I Spoop,Therefore I am might be but if you get while hitting the other person it's not good technique and everyone could do it

    • @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
      @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 5 років тому +7

      There's a chronicle saying that, after a tournament, Sir William Marshal's helmet was bent, and wouldn't come off. The blacksmith had to use a hammer while Marshal was wearing it.
      PS: I don't think they're allowed to thrust, it might reach the body.

    • @gordonlekfors2708
      @gordonlekfors2708 2 роки тому

      uhm no. it looks awful. 1:50: looks like 2 kids playing. that guy straight up whacks his sword into the ground 😂 big no no in any form of swordsmanship.

    • @loserlemby7273
      @loserlemby7273 2 роки тому +3

      @Gordon Lekfors You're the kinda guy who watches MMA and tells them to "stop hugging each other and punch" aren't you?

  • @thesolosurvivalist2436
    @thesolosurvivalist2436 3 роки тому +143

    Can we talk about how intimidating the US longswordsman looked? My man was dripped TF up!

    • @armoredghost1610
      @armoredghost1610 3 роки тому +10

      They also have a Twitch channel called TheKnightsHall if you want to see more fights

    • @raddestroyer8851
      @raddestroyer8851 3 роки тому +13

      Imagine a 7 foot 6 300 pound bodybuilder wielding full armor with a massive battle axe

    • @therealyewest4417
      @therealyewest4417 3 роки тому +4

      @@meshman4236 in a competition like this , that guy would be 100% unstoppable unless it was like 1v4 and they were literally trying to grapple him to the floor

    • @Apodeipnon
      @Apodeipnon 2 роки тому

      I really enjoyed all the cool armor, helmets, and colors. Really really cool stuff

    • @gordonlekfors2708
      @gordonlekfors2708 2 роки тому

      uhm it looks awful. 1:50: looks like 2 kids playing. that guy straight up whacks his sword into the ground 😂 big no no in any form of swordsmanship.
      also, dripped up, really? 🤦‍♂️

  • @celticwind4122
    @celticwind4122 5 років тому +1035

    Dude gets an axe to the face, blunt or not thats gotta hurt. brutal.

    • @briandeaton5048
      @briandeaton5048 5 років тому +38

      That made me cringe

    • @Sisteelin
      @Sisteelin 5 років тому +135

      The only reason to make the weapons blunt is so if any freak accidents happen where a blade goes in a gap in the armor no one dies. Axes and swords sharp or not are not going to penetrate armor.

    • @Rucky888
      @Rucky888 5 років тому +44

      @@Sisteelin But how doesn't the crushing motion break collar bones and ribs? How aren't they immediately concussed?

    • @Sisteelin
      @Sisteelin 5 років тому +83

      @@Rucky888 That's why they don't use hammers and maces, and the axes they use are pretty thin, so they are for light armor or flesh, not metal armor.

    • @lucazzlol
      @lucazzlol 5 років тому +36

      @@Sisteelin I saw a lot of maces in this vid, 2:21 and 4:46 for example

  • @l_doppio1912
    @l_doppio1912 4 роки тому +760

    The teacher at 3:40 must be the coolest history teacher ever. He can litterally show the students how knights fought.

    • @Zarafin
      @Zarafin 3 роки тому +11

      Holy cow! The coolest teacher ever.

    • @samarkand1585
      @samarkand1585 3 роки тому +5

      No he cannot

    • @Darth_Melvis
      @Darth_Melvis 3 роки тому +2

      Metatron would be a awesome history teacher to have too but I'd love to have had a history teacher like the knight dude.

    • @rockagamez7704
      @rockagamez7704 3 роки тому +5

      hell no dude, these guys are just whacking each other with blunted weapons right on top of the armor. There were real techniques used to get your weapon under armor to kill someone. They arent doing that at all

    • @naptime4foxy
      @naptime4foxy 3 роки тому +2

      My Computer Science teacher is in this video 😭

  • @MattNeufy
    @MattNeufy 4 роки тому +516

    8:35 I love how even the medics are dressed in period appropriate uhh...medievalpunk

    • @samuelbhend2521
      @samuelbhend2521 3 роки тому +52

      let's just hope their bag and treating utensils/medicine isn't that medieval too....

    • @Fransenn
      @Fransenn 3 роки тому +49

      @@samuelbhend2521 wounded guy: Help i got an dislocated shoulder!
      Henrith: HANS! GET ME THE SAW!
      Hans: but he only got an dislocated shoulder?
      Henrith: WHO IS THE DOCTOR HERE?!

    • @jynxbron2620
      @jynxbron2620 3 роки тому +1

      @@Fransenn bruh I'd be like fck this shit am out🤣🤣🤣

  • @legionaryprimedecanus4081
    @legionaryprimedecanus4081 3 роки тому +404

    Id love to see a version of this where 2 countries spec ops or military have an international airsoft match

  • @arivas4846
    @arivas4846 7 років тому +471

    I like to think that the Texan guy wears a cowboy hat underneath his helmet at all times.

    • @flaminggorilla909
      @flaminggorilla909 7 років тому +2

      A Rivas YES

    • @jonathanmccree6404
      @jonathanmccree6404 7 років тому +9

      Dude I've lived in Texas my whole life and I know like one maybe two people who actually own a cowboy hat lmao

    • @snowman3066
      @snowman3066 7 років тому +12

      Joromix you never see them in the cities. You go to smaller towns like mine or out in the sticks you start to see more of them. I hear people when they get to Houston "where are all the cowboy hats?" Lol

    • @snowman3066
      @snowman3066 7 років тому +14

      Of course he does, it's the source of his power. Like Darth Vader's helmet, when you take off a Texans cowboy hat he slowly starts to die. Those who wear the hat shower with the hat, sleep with the hat, love the hat.

    • @mikec8086
      @mikec8086 7 років тому +1

      yep, rural areas have alot more cowboy hats or sombreros in use. I personally prefer the som, it provides alot more shade imo.

  • @zhouwu
    @zhouwu 4 роки тому +578

    "Not to the death, but just until they fall over or something".

    • @bloodemprince1337
      @bloodemprince1337 4 роки тому +9

      But what if they dont fall over til they die? 😲

    • @zhouwu
      @zhouwu 4 роки тому +15

      @@bloodemprince1337
      Good question. Ask the cowboy 🤠.

    • @funstuff2006
      @funstuff2006 3 роки тому +7

      That's why I find this pretty lame. I've watched some of the batshit crazy east european matches, and it's basically just a moshpit encased in metal until people fall down. Obviously falling down in historical combat would be deadly (trampled, or finished off), but this just seems aimless.

    • @bloodemprince1337
      @bloodemprince1337 3 роки тому +25

      @@funstuff2006 So to the death would be better? Lol

    • @user-bs2vb2sr5w
      @user-bs2vb2sr5w 3 роки тому +23

      @@funstuff2006 it's a sport it is literally pointless but it's more for entertainment

  • @heraclius1045
    @heraclius1045 5 років тому +398

    Thank you UA-cam, this was exactly what I wanted to see.

    • @murad0139
      @murad0139 5 років тому +1

      And you got rekt by desert ninjas

    • @jubbatravel4037
      @jubbatravel4037 5 років тому +2

      Heracilus suffered an astonishing defeat by the arabs of the desert 😂

  • @manuelfriend4060
    @manuelfriend4060 3 роки тому +78

    Frickin couple changed their name to ironside. So metal.

  • @vanillaphysics7739
    @vanillaphysics7739 6 років тому +1990

    A fully armored knight with an American Flag Surcoat.
    An aesthetic I never knew I needed

    • @Oscar-j6b
      @Oscar-j6b 6 років тому +114

      I have to admit.
      The American flag is one of my favourite looking flags in the world.
      Put at on a knight and you got a seal of approval for badassery.

    • @xaagripha7326
      @xaagripha7326 6 років тому +25

      Just wait they will be reared by the south and the stars and bars soon after. They can't just let Thouse Yankees win Europe to.

    • @minotauruskt
      @minotauruskt 6 років тому +37

      nah, knowing it has no historical reference it's an instant no for me

    • @xaagripha7326
      @xaagripha7326 6 років тому +52

      @@minotauruskt this isn't supposed to be a reenactment its supposed to be a place where you hit people with medieval junk while there wearing there medieval shit.
      If you want a history lesson go open a book.

    • @semiautothanoscar9612
      @semiautothanoscar9612 6 років тому +9

      The maryland flag looks medieval

  • @_TestBot
    @_TestBot 7 років тому +1271

    Whoever designed the US suits and colors did a wonderful job of making it both super American and super medieval. Fantastic.

    • @patwilliam543
      @patwilliam543 7 років тому +10

      _TestBot No, it's just gash and garish, very American.

    • @User0768
      @User0768 7 років тому +93

      Except that, for a "medieval" design, garish is sort of the point.

    • @drawingmaniacsterben7144
      @drawingmaniacsterben7144 7 років тому +2

      cuz america has mediavel history

    • @MrWayne-zs3gs
      @MrWayne-zs3gs 7 років тому +42

      tristan vander-molen You are just mad because you are probably tired of Americans winning at everything. If I was British, no lie, I probably would be too. I mean Americans have just about dominated in everything since about, what is it 1776? Its understandable that you don't want them near a WORLD medieval tournament.

    • @mankn9098
      @mankn9098 7 років тому +9

      _TestBot
      >American
      >Medieval
      Pick one

  • @asparagoose8992
    @asparagoose8992 5 років тому +707

    This should be an Olympic sport

    • @sir_krusty7881
      @sir_krusty7881 4 роки тому +10

      Jacob M. Yesss

    • @catatonic8313
      @catatonic8313 4 роки тому +19

      would love to watch that

    • @mageds2684
      @mageds2684 4 роки тому +4

      Jacob M. They should have a history event that shows this and several other things.

    • @alexanderweaver6047
      @alexanderweaver6047 4 роки тому +16

      This is much better than fencing

    • @darshamdarsham8813
      @darshamdarsham8813 4 роки тому +6

      Its wild bc this shit was literally sports from 1200-1600

  • @josephzugel1360
    @josephzugel1360 3 роки тому +30

    "How'd ya meet mom dad"
    "Ah well son, she came at me with a sword and it was sparks from there, or from the collision, I don't remember."

  • @artificialavocado9652
    @artificialavocado9652 5 років тому +492

    I don’t care how much armor you got on getting brained by one of those long axes still has to hurt.

    • @karvast5726
      @karvast5726 4 роки тому +30

      Exactly blunt impact still hurts

    • @kballs94
      @kballs94 4 роки тому +38

      Helps to have padded 'armor' or gambeson

    • @-GyBer-
      @-GyBer- 4 роки тому +10

      nah i have helmet that's not as tough as medieval ones was, hit myself with hammer to test it out (not too hard of course). it didn't hurt at all and impact was minimal

    • @karvast5726
      @karvast5726 4 роки тому +73

      @@-GyBer- a hammer and a fucking axe with a 3m shaft isn't the same thing

    • @-GyBer-
      @-GyBer- 4 роки тому +15

      @@karvast5726 bruh axe isn't even made for such armors and hemlets, it can do nothing against them. hammers and maces are much more effective

  • @zack-xb8kv
    @zack-xb8kv 5 років тому +939

    are we really surprised that England is really good at this stuff?

    • @TroyMS06
      @TroyMS06 5 років тому +61

      Shouldn’t France be a god at this too?

    • @randompheidoleminor3011
      @randompheidoleminor3011 5 років тому +71

      @@TroyMS06 basically every _white_ should be good at this

    • @Nali07
      @Nali07 5 років тому +19

      @@randompheidoleminor3011 well, only "White"people participated, so we do not know.

    • @Thereasonableclerith
      @Thereasonableclerith 5 років тому +33

      @Anglo Commando It was really weird they were wearing Eastern European armour and Germanic flags... Maybe the Poles were helping them out!

    • @keldhar8791
      @keldhar8791 5 років тому +12

      @Anglo Commando laugh in patay

  • @jalenbelen8969
    @jalenbelen8969 5 років тому +384

    Love how the dude at 8:28 forgets he has a mace and just punches the shit out of the guy lol

    • @JohnDoe-pt7ru
      @JohnDoe-pt7ru 5 років тому +98

      Funny enough, hand to hand is just as important as weapons in this. Punches and throws are sometimes better in a situation.

    • @yankochin631
      @yankochin631 4 роки тому +42

      @@JohnDoe-pt7ru Yep, it would take too much time and effort to swing the mace up to get it fast enough, rather than just decking him in the face

    • @Strichtarn3
      @Strichtarn3 4 роки тому +19

      @@revbladez5773 there's a great vid somewhere of a dude dropping his shield guard and getting his head kicked in lmao

    • @truffeltroll6668
      @truffeltroll6668 4 роки тому +5

      The Americans are just tackling enemies

    • @nosajimiki5885
      @nosajimiki5885 4 роки тому +16

      @@truffeltroll6668 Turns out American football and medieval combat are more or less the same thing

  • @Brentisimo
    @Brentisimo 2 роки тому +30

    I noticed how fast they move in one-on-one fencing. The armor can tire a person more quickly, but medieval combat was a lot more agile than many people think. A longsword, for example, was only about 3 lbs and very well balanced.

    • @namethefifth7315
      @namethefifth7315 Рік тому +1

      Actually more around 2.5 ilb

    • @aeiou1738
      @aeiou1738 Рік тому

      @@namethefifth7315don’t know if you’re the right person to ask, but how did the swords withstand so much impact while being so light?

    • @namethefifth7315
      @namethefifth7315 Рік тому

      @@aeiou1738 because its made of steel wich is strong enough to withstand getting hit by another weapon. Its not like its a shitty plastic sword. Steal is very durable and lightweight when its thin but still flexible. Plus swords are made with the meatel runs through the haft so its actually part of the hilt so it won't just snap off

    • @alexlloyd6112
      @alexlloyd6112 Рік тому +2

      @@aeiou1738 its a common belief that swords were rigid, but they were designed to be massively flexible, to the point they would bend quite far without snapping. Combine that with being tempered and hardened and you have a flexible weapon able to withstand impacts and take minimal damage. As the guy above me said, the metal continues from the actual sword edge all the way through to the pommel, and the metal underneath the grip is known as the tang, which allows the weapon to take more impacts without snapping at the hilt. Take a look at some UA-cam videos that show how swords were created, just ignore the "Damascus" videos and focus on imitation European medieval swordsmiths

    • @randomguy3281
      @randomguy3281 10 місяців тому +1

      It’s worth noting that the weapons used in BuHurt are significantly heavier and beefier than real historical swords. While BuHurt does have a lot of historical similarities, it’s definitely a lot more on “smash them silly” side of the spectrum since the goal is to get your opponent on their knees, and not legit kill them with with a dagger through an armor gap.
      HEMA is more based in historical fighting technique, but focuses mostly in in-armored dueling techniques, kind of like Modern Fencing but with more historically accurate swords.

  • @MG-dc9bh
    @MG-dc9bh 5 років тому +627

    *Father watches Son play Mordhua once*
    "Hold my beer Timmy"

    • @timtecson9216
      @timtecson9216 5 років тому +7

      No i wont hold you're beer

    • @afrikayt
      @afrikayt 5 років тому +6

      @@timtecson9216 next level beetlejuicing

    • @randomblacktemplar738
      @randomblacktemplar738 5 років тому +1

      great great grandfather: hold my beer

    • @A2017JSCR
      @A2017JSCR 5 років тому +1

      Indiana jone style

  • @tee1up785
    @tee1up785 4 роки тому +1907

    This is crazy AF! I was in the military and when you take leave ‘vacation’ you have to fill out paperwork where you are going. I could not imagine someone taking leave and it getting approved for this. Haha!

    • @europeansovietunion7372
      @europeansovietunion7372 4 роки тому +417

      Well, I can.
      - I'm going to fight some French knights to bring glory to the American Kingdom.
      - **pause for a moment** ...M'okay... **stamps paperwork**

    • @tee1up785
      @tee1up785 4 роки тому +19

      @European Empire Lmao!! Good luck Sir.

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 4 роки тому +82

      Well he is a captain so I imagine that helps

    • @skelitalmisfit12
      @skelitalmisfit12 4 роки тому +6

      Proper ORM

    • @reedabuke9205
      @reedabuke9205 4 роки тому +24

      Hes an officer

  • @arronross0418
    @arronross0418 6 років тому +315

    Me: hey man what’s your hobby?
    Friend: brain damage

    • @gabemerritt3139
      @gabemerritt3139 5 років тому +2

      Well Americans do that alot, football, boxing, mma...

    • @lucian5389
      @lucian5389 5 років тому

      @@gabemerritt3139 not really much in mma but boxing and football yeah

    • @smith1008
      @smith1008 4 роки тому +1

      @@lucian5389 well yeah there is alot in mma compared to like tennis

    • @lucian5389
      @lucian5389 4 роки тому

      @@smith1008 yeah but someone who does mma as a hobby prob wont ever get brain damage

  • @ButterBallTheOpossum
    @ButterBallTheOpossum 3 роки тому +249

    Imagine how bloody, insane and brutal real battle was back in the day.

    • @sarahbezold2008
      @sarahbezold2008 3 роки тому +41

      at least in cases of high status people, people would go out of their way to not kill them outright but instead capture them and ransom them back. the levied peasantry though? yeah they'd get cut to ribbons

    • @Danger-Tater
      @Danger-Tater 3 роки тому +1

      I mean its just this but instead of its until they "fall down or something" it until they fall down and not get back up

    • @sarahbezold2008
      @sarahbezold2008 3 роки тому +19

      @@Danger-Tater not quite. in a mortal fight in armor there would be a lot of thrusting into gaps and visor lifting. and single handed swords would be almost completely disregarded in favor of hammers and daggers

    • @jordangraupmann9494
      @jordangraupmann9494 3 роки тому +1

      @@sarahbezold2008 actually single handed swords would do better in mortal combat because then you can actually use it to thrust into people with the tip which obviously is not allowed here, but that’s like half of the point of single handed swords, especially in duels. blunt force weapons seem like they would be the best choice for this friendly competition because actually thrusting a sword straight into someone is not allowed

    • @BIGRED47
      @BIGRED47 3 роки тому +1

      would of looked nothing like this cause people wouldibt smash swords into plate armour repetitively

  • @PrimusSwallows
    @PrimusSwallows 7 років тому +628

    Of all the things that I thought I'd see in my life, a 21st century knight with the american and texan flag on his armor, wearing a cowboy hat, was not one of them.
    Not to say that's a bad thing.

    • @austingx8295
      @austingx8295 7 років тому

      Carlos José Duarte Casillas tis be ya boi

    • @DarthKraytofKansas
      @DarthKraytofKansas 7 років тому +15

      *tips hat* Aye, We beat you to the moon, we'll see you on Mars. :)

    • @CircleOfSteel
      @CircleOfSteel 7 років тому

      Looks like some shit were gonna see in the walking dead now

    • @Rasmus1603
      @Rasmus1603 7 років тому +1

      Cyber Knight it fucking is. leave medieval european armours and weapons for ourselves. and go back play baseball

    • @apacifistmachinegunner669
      @apacifistmachinegunner669 7 років тому +1

      Faulokomo bitch we’ll own that like we do our ancient homeland! You’ll just give it back to the Nazis anyway

  • @ibanganimeboys
    @ibanganimeboys 4 роки тому +394

    "What is your fighting style?"
    *N E R D R A G E*

  • @atomicdynamite1631
    @atomicdynamite1631 6 років тому +680

    Knight, Captain, AND Cowboy. How's that for a resume?

    • @anthonyalvarado5194
      @anthonyalvarado5194 6 років тому +25

      Maybe he's also an astronaut😳

    • @thewinterstyrant4192
      @thewinterstyrant4192 6 років тому +15

      @@anthonyalvarado5194 might as well go for it at that point

    • @xaagripha7326
      @xaagripha7326 6 років тому +4

      And played football through each one,USA for the armored tackle,16 on 16 USA

    • @LthematadorG
      @LthematadorG 5 років тому

      Right!? I was just saying that to myself!🤣

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 5 років тому +14

      "Sir, the enemy has declared war on us, they have sent their champion to duel us."
      "Son... What time is it?
      "11:55, the duel is set 4 minutes from now."
      *Walks out with a military uniform, a broadsword, revolver on the waist and an M16 on his back and a cowboy hat*
      "I got this, son."

  • @TheSimplyJJP
    @TheSimplyJJP 2 роки тому +24

    I think the American flag armor fits really well. Stripes weren't uncommon designs. I've never seen pentacles on any knight before though.

  • @kromezer28
    @kromezer28 8 років тому +225

    They need to televise the shit out of this asap. Idk how this is not one of the most popular sports around the world

    • @nathanc939
      @nathanc939 8 років тому +7

      PRICES. An armor is easily 3-5k $.

    • @LukeGeoDude
      @LukeGeoDude 8 років тому +2

      5k? For real?

    • @nathanc939
      @nathanc939 8 років тому +1

      Borbali Yes 3-5k $ if you want it to be well fitted or you can go with approximatively fitted armor for around 2k :P.

    • @gakulon
      @gakulon 8 років тому

      Nathan Carrier Not even mentioning the weapon prices. Depending on the quality, that could easily increase the cost by a lot.

    • @ryanukulele6607
      @ryanukulele6607 8 років тому +5

      We do pay football players millions just to play in the games though, I'm sure a host company could pay for their team's equipment if the sport got big enough. $5k isn't too bad, considering one football game could pay to probably suit up every single person who attended at this tournament.

  • @samward9294
    @samward9294 5 років тому +607

    Finally, a sport England will be good at, certainly have enough practice

    • @willybigshow1042
      @willybigshow1042 5 років тому +9

      English people are going backwards. Give it 5 years they will be relagated. Fighting the likes greenland canada and latvia

    • @gabrialgu3905
      @gabrialgu3905 5 років тому +8

      Till a Japanese Kendo team joins the game

    • @cyril6574
      @cyril6574 5 років тому +4

      Except if they face a virgin girl (Joan D'Arc) 🤣😂

    • @Pear_chan
      @Pear_chan 5 років тому +38

      @@gabrialgu3905 And the Kendo team gets absolutely battered because the style they fight is totally different to this

    • @endousclarifroar2193
      @endousclarifroar2193 5 років тому +28

      @@Pear_chan and don't forget the pommel strategy.
      Unscrewing the pommel of your weapon and throwing it at your enemy is the best strategy.
      Imagine the Japanese just see pommels raining from the sky

  • @hippityhoppityyourchildiso8803
    @hippityhoppityyourchildiso8803 4 роки тому +1101

    Everyone: Omg football is so painful! I don’t wana get tackled!
    These guys: P a t h e t i c

    • @ac1281
      @ac1281 3 роки тому +15

      Nah getting stepped on when the dudes wearing metal cleats is worse lol.

    • @estellauwu6023
      @estellauwu6023 3 роки тому +77

      @@ac1281 I'm assuming you've never been whacked by a two-handed axe by a brolic Norse looking fellow

    • @Rainb0y2kold
      @Rainb0y2kold 3 роки тому +10

      @@estellauwu6023 true🤣🤣🤣

    • @jawwwp428
      @jawwwp428 3 роки тому +2

      BeserkUGS Sunbro I’m assuming you have

    • @atomicbuttocks
      @atomicbuttocks 3 роки тому +2

      Ngl as long as you're not the back it's pretty fun running headfirst into people, worst case some one steps on you

  • @eliteaesthetics5170
    @eliteaesthetics5170 3 роки тому +44

    So this is what the algorithm recommends when you've been playing Age of Empires 2 and watching MMA

  • @mentaldisabilities1882
    @mentaldisabilities1882 7 років тому +126

    This is quite possibly the most badass thing I've ever seen and will ever see in my entire life.

  • @AFatAznKid.
    @AFatAznKid. 6 років тому +782

    The host looks like i hit the random button on Warband character customization

    • @SqwidsCity
      @SqwidsCity 6 років тому +7

      xD

    • @joru_to
      @joru_to 6 років тому +15

      Holy shit so underrated

    • @BanditsLair
      @BanditsLair 5 років тому +1

      lmfao

    • @Ganttura1
      @Ganttura1 5 років тому +4

      Lmao! I always go with random looks and after a while I realize that my character resembles something that you might find in Mordor :D

    • @MrNobleskull
      @MrNobleskull 5 років тому

      Nice haha

  • @mafioz333
    @mafioz333 5 років тому +127

    3:37 This is a good history teacher

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 4 роки тому +14

      He looks so proud when he says yeah they do know

  • @aasisch
    @aasisch 3 роки тому +21

    2:10 medieval knight with a cowboy hat and a Texan accent.
    Now I have seen everything.

  • @harrydambrogio2
    @harrydambrogio2 5 років тому +245

    What do you want to be when you are older?
    A medieval blunt weapons fighter

    • @excalibirb9204
      @excalibirb9204 5 років тому +5

      Why blunt when it can be sharp

    • @johnbernal7996
      @johnbernal7996 5 років тому +6

      Blunt bashes heads

    • @Sir_knight_trooper
      @Sir_knight_trooper 5 років тому

      Excali BirB my group fights with sharp weapons

    • @kenai8445
      @kenai8445 5 років тому +1

      *cough* *cough*... You ever heard of hema? It's cool too, and more like real sword techniques :D

    • @redjaygaming9757
      @redjaygaming9757 4 роки тому +1

      @@kenai8445 you can use real sword techniques in this too

  • @neravarmemesandareumadbro9790
    @neravarmemesandareumadbro9790 5 років тому +546

    There's probably not a single sport out there I'd care to wa-

    • @valendir1
      @valendir1 5 років тому +10

      I think you meant to participate in.

    • @ASmartNameForMe
      @ASmartNameForMe 4 роки тому +3

      @@valendir1 no they meant watch

    • @adamromero
      @adamromero 4 роки тому +4

      @@ASmartNameForMe he got killed before he could finish the comment

    • @sidvs8816
      @sidvs8816 4 роки тому +1

      @@adamromero nah if he did he would write aaargh on the cave wall

    • @jonathanrogers897
      @jonathanrogers897 4 роки тому

      @@sidvs8816 Well maybe he was dictating?

  • @6hughmungus9
    @6hughmungus9 8 років тому +1622

    "What's your fighting style?"
    "Ahh, nerd rage."
    Lol XD

    • @axemaster
      @axemaster 8 років тому +99

      glad you liked that!

    • @6hughmungus9
      @6hughmungus9 8 років тому +27

      Simon Rohrich Are you him? Good to meet you sire ;)

    • @Carcaroff87
      @Carcaroff87 8 років тому +7

      Fuck this shit, i played so many vg and whatched so many videos i'm pretty sure i would do very well in a fight with a shield and a mace/warhammer.

    • @axemaster
      @axemaster 8 років тому +32

      that will work, plus intense cardio, strength training and pain tolerance

    • @alflurin
      @alflurin 8 років тому +6

      I've done it for a year and got injured for a year and hopefully soon I'll get a training.

  • @darkninjacorporation
    @darkninjacorporation 3 роки тому +174

    It fills me with a strange sense of pride knowing that Americans have their own team of professional knights wrecking shit overseas, and one of them is a military officer from the Lone Star State.

    • @galacticbananastopmotions7292
      @galacticbananastopmotions7292 2 роки тому +16

      Merica! It is always weird for me seeing the American and Polish team fighting as my family is from Poland. Its like who do I root for lol

    • @analyticalmindset
      @analyticalmindset Рік тому +1

      ​@@galacticbananastopmotions7292the least imperialist country... Poland .. duh

    • @iiRoot_
      @iiRoot_ Рік тому +2

      @@analyticalmindset the poles have conquered land aswell, everyone has
      yall just cant stop hating america

    • @analyticalmindset
      @analyticalmindset Рік тому +2

      @@iiRoot_ least imperialist...

    • @iiRoot_
      @iiRoot_ Рік тому

      @@analyticalmindset dang you got me😭

  • @hqru_877
    @hqru_877 4 роки тому +1026

    Everybody be gangsta until a revolutionary soldier with a musket comes in the ring

    • @crustaceanfrustration1610
      @crustaceanfrustration1610 3 роки тому +185

      *parry this you filthy casual*

    • @JM-dy4ty
      @JM-dy4ty 3 роки тому +38

      500 year difference

    • @kaijupinnosso1854
      @kaijupinnosso1854 3 роки тому +31

      Man comes in like "present arms bitch" BRRRAP

    • @Dutch-nb1qh
      @Dutch-nb1qh 3 роки тому +11

      Musket misses or fails, solider am off quick match, left right left right. 😆

    • @Hugofoxli
      @Hugofoxli 3 роки тому +11

      First.... quite the Time difference.... second... he would get only one Knight, since a musket needs like 20 seconds or more to reload :3

  • @aj339
    @aj339 4 роки тому +315

    Never in my life expected to see a cowboy Knight

    • @H_O_E
      @H_O_E 4 роки тому +18

      I’m not disappointed

    • @atomicbuttocks
      @atomicbuttocks 3 роки тому +3

      En guarde partner

    • @Brentisimo
      @Brentisimo 2 роки тому

      Yet it is so fitting to see one.

  • @drewmortenson
    @drewmortenson 4 роки тому +240

    I love how serious the community around this is, and that I recognize many of these people from History's knight fight series

    • @captainzorikh
      @captainzorikh 4 роки тому +9

      That's right! I have known them since we all started in this sport together. You can see more of their action and interviews in videos that I have shot on my channel!

  • @richardforsman
    @richardforsman 3 роки тому +12

    Buhurt/WMC really needs more airtime from shows like this. It's an amazing sport to watch live and I'm also eagerly looking into starting this myself.

  • @Matdrox
    @Matdrox 5 років тому +2662

    *When you're American and have visited Europe once*

    • @haliax8149
      @haliax8149 5 років тому +135

      @Josh Knights Absolutely. Even your own bullshit makes its way into our textbooks: "Longbows could pierce a knight's heavy plate armor, rendering knights useless and giving the longbow the nickname of the "machine gun of the middle ages" by historians. [insert more english propaganda]"

    • @motivationallizard6644
      @motivationallizard6644 5 років тому +15

      Josh Knights only a few half the people I know probably don’t know what chainmail is only swords and plate armor

    • @matthewbittenbender9191
      @matthewbittenbender9191 5 років тому +1

      Matdrox Renn Fest is usually enough for most people.

    • @AnneWest_
      @AnneWest_ 5 років тому +95

      America is made up of immigrants lol, we know everything, America has no history with knights, but many of our ancestors do

    • @ProfitPower13
      @ProfitPower13 5 років тому +4

      I think the Russians invented this sport.

  • @SPARTAXKICK9000
    @SPARTAXKICK9000 7 років тому +702

    Me: I'm not a big fan of spor-
    Also me: *Finds this video*

  • @universal1014
    @universal1014 5 років тому +2783

    This should replace figure skating in the Olympics

  • @OceanPotion77
    @OceanPotion77 3 роки тому +84

    General MMA Junkie : " I do MMA"
    Man in Armored suit and blunt weapon : "That's nice"

    • @gordonlekfors2708
      @gordonlekfors2708 2 роки тому

      MMA is more demanding than this clumsy attempt at historical fencing will ever be. those weapons are blunt and the armour is thick.

    • @namethefifth7315
      @namethefifth7315 Рік тому +2

      ​@@gordonlekfors2708 buy it is not an attempt at fencing it is a tournament. They literally call it a mele at one point i don't understand why you are being a snob. You can't even be correct in your critique

  • @viktorsilva4017
    @viktorsilva4017 6 років тому +604

    "What's your fighting style ?"
    "_*NERD RAGE*_"

    • @shockwave6213
      @shockwave6213 5 років тому +7

      Medieval combat outside the treatises and manual are not clean fights. Its quick and dirty. Following a manual or treatise depiction WILL get you killed on the battlefield.

    • @antolak1590
      @antolak1590 5 років тому +2

      @@blooperman1997 you are correct. I saw a statistic from a video that said only 15% of men in a medieval battle would die in the battle. Then 40% would die during the rout. The rest manage to survive to fight another day.

    • @gabemerritt3139
      @gabemerritt3139 5 років тому

      @@shockwave6213 It's all techique that's good to use if the opportunity presents itself. Same with mma.

    • @MrJuanduenas
      @MrJuanduenas 5 років тому

      @@RyanBanman 100% wrong.

    • @MrJuanduenas
      @MrJuanduenas 5 років тому

      @@RyanBanman Except for the part about most not having armour. .

  • @WhatsTheDifferenceTV
    @WhatsTheDifferenceTV 8 років тому +3247

    This look fun as fuck

    • @Crytica.
      @Crytica. 8 років тому +46

      I dont think the armor can block a missle.

    • @aaronkhan14
      @aaronkhan14 8 років тому +15

      Nahodakk they are being invited, not unvading

    • @frankcastle974
      @frankcastle974 8 років тому +6

      who invited them? the people?

    • @willofdodge1
      @willofdodge1 8 років тому +4

      or an easy way to break an arm

    • @officerdonut7066
      @officerdonut7066 8 років тому +26

      id love t get hit in the face with a mace

  • @patron5460
    @patron5460 7 років тому +433

    I saw this when I was stoned and turned off my computer because I was convinced my brain was making this up.

    • @jeremywhitfield4556
      @jeremywhitfield4556 6 років тому +2

      Patron What where you smoking?

    • @patron5460
      @patron5460 6 років тому +12

      Honestly I don't know. My friend said it was the hardest shit he ever had and I laughed it off. I had an edible, and i was only supposed to eat a quarter of it. I ate the whole thing. I was high for 8 hours

    • @NeonAstralOfficial
      @NeonAstralOfficial 6 років тому +4

      nice dude, must have been some good shit. But this is real though. Try to get as high as you were last time, but this time try not to sike yourself out bro, it will go away from there and you can stay high and have fun.Cheers!

    • @Revens1
      @Revens1 6 років тому +5

      dont do drugs kids

    • @NeonAstralOfficial
      @NeonAstralOfficial 6 років тому +11

      def dont do drugs, especially pharmaceutical drugs, just smoke weed instead

  • @giovannicarrasco147
    @giovannicarrasco147 3 роки тому +9

    It must still be a really cool experience going into a sword battle with a military leader giving you a talk beforehand

  • @The_Monolith
    @The_Monolith 7 років тому +616

    "And the winner is...ENGLAND!!!" Meanwhile, one of the team's members is running around with the Polish coat of arms (10:28). Looks like the English team hired mercenaries, haha.

    • @NewYorkKnightsCombat1
      @NewYorkKnightsCombat1 7 років тому +60

      Polish ex-pats representing their new home.

    • @thevrex9237
      @thevrex9237 7 років тому +34

      I saw that guy and I was like "My man! Bearing the White Eagle!"
      I'm going to make some pierogi in his honor.

    • @EllinonEnosis
      @EllinonEnosis 7 років тому +2

      *sellshords.....

    • @Yodalemos
      @Yodalemos 7 років тому +5

      I'm confused though, if England beat America in the finals how come America got gold.

    • @grimnebuolin
      @grimnebuolin 7 років тому +27

      England beat the US in the 5v5, the US beat France in the 16v16.

  • @Miikkeldk
    @Miikkeldk 5 років тому +229

    Damn viking blood in these Danes. 5:09 Thats brutal!

    • @blaccy5991
      @blaccy5991 5 років тому +5

      Er du danskee

    • @AlkWasHere
      @AlkWasHere 5 років тому +2

      Rigtigt broder.

    • @TrishTin
      @TrishTin 5 років тому +1

      Too bad they have to be knights :(

    • @mwnciboo
      @mwnciboo 5 років тому +2

      5:09 "I'm gonna shatter this guys whole hand, No Sword in Hand, No Vahalla for you!"

  • @j.vinton4039
    @j.vinton4039 5 років тому +365

    That Texas flag... “tear in my eye”

    • @UrsineArms
      @UrsineArms 4 роки тому +8

      Based Ted poster

    • @FluxFreeman
      @FluxFreeman 4 роки тому +1

      Great State

    • @NS-ru5be
      @NS-ru5be 4 роки тому

      We have a team here? Hmmm

    • @hanselsihotang
      @hanselsihotang 4 роки тому +2

      Texas Flag? You mean the banner of Margraviate of Texas.

    • @AgniFirePunch
      @AgniFirePunch 4 роки тому

      @@UrsineArms Based and Tedpilled

  • @rullychristian356
    @rullychristian356 3 роки тому +16

    Their ancestors : with this end of war my children dont need to wear this armour anymore
    Them : haha axe goes baaammm !!

  • @camrocian7230
    @camrocian7230 4 роки тому +1997

    It's nice that the Americans still get to join in.

    • @FluxFreeman
      @FluxFreeman 4 роки тому +114

      Well we win at everything

    • @daringdarius5686
      @daringdarius5686 4 роки тому +689

      @@FluxFreeman dammit man, this is why the world hates us

    • @bleack8701
      @bleack8701 4 роки тому +53

      @@daringdarius5686 oh no, do go on. It's great fun.

    • @Nechrostriker4
      @Nechrostriker4 4 роки тому +280

      @@FluxFreeman *looks at the Vietnam War* Are you sure about that?

    • @4vro
      @4vro 4 роки тому +65

      @@FluxFreeman uuhhh you watch the video bossman?

  • @bigsmoke7759
    @bigsmoke7759 6 років тому +483

    The level of sportsmanship here is insane.

    • @ayylmaotv
      @ayylmaotv 6 років тому +16

      Loaf Of Bread lots of honor

    • @lestrike2707
      @lestrike2707 6 років тому +5

      wtf? they brainlessly hack and smack and slash. WHAT SPORTSMANSHIP truly amazing!

    • @karlkarlsson8826
      @karlkarlsson8826 6 років тому +34

      But they stop hacking and slashing when the referee tells them to, they stop when someone signals or is down. That is what was meant by the Level of Sportsmanship.

    • @lestrike2707
      @lestrike2707 6 років тому +8

      Karl Karlsson they hold s.o. And ramm an axe into his face while he is wearing a helm with a lack of face-protection.
      Another idiot aimed for the hamstring of a combatant - a move which EASILY disabled s.o. for life!
      So tell me again: what sportsmanship?
      All I see (and can tell from experience) is that it‘s a bunch of brainless obese children, not thinking about what they‘re doing while lacking discipline and body control - heck they don‘t even learn how to properly wield their weapon. Additionally they use weapons which are TOO DANGEROUS to be used even in armoured combat (maces, bardiches and such - inflicting blunt force trauma through the armour) and then they wield these weapons infuriatingly unresponsible

    • @karlkarlsson8826
      @karlkarlsson8826 6 років тому +3

      Very Well, I was merely trying to guess at the intended message of the poster before me.

  • @TheIvanloco4
    @TheIvanloco4 4 роки тому +245

    11:12 the USA knight in the middle how he smashes that dude in the ground, that's some Linebacker moves

    • @bl00dth1rsty9
      @bl00dth1rsty9 4 роки тому +18

      If this sport really took off in America who do you think would be the first type of people to join

    • @Głupi_Jankes
      @Głupi_Jankes 4 роки тому +28

      @@bl00dth1rsty9 The ones who sit in a cubical with a phone all day with their anger and frustration building .... boiling .... festering .... festering ..... 'till they scream, "Gimme an axe!!".

    • @bl00dth1rsty9
      @bl00dth1rsty9 4 роки тому

      Mimi Kurtz also the football player and star athletes

    • @mbazzanella6400
      @mbazzanella6400 3 роки тому +2

      Right? I was watching that like they're just playing football with weapons instead of a ball.

    • @anxietyplague
      @anxietyplague 3 роки тому

      Simply nerds and athletes

  • @Aiikolo
    @Aiikolo 3 роки тому +72

    Now imagine what an actual brawl like this would’ve been like with sharpened weapons in medieval times.

    • @sarahbezold2008
      @sarahbezold2008 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/0NCIKJ1Pyp4/v-deo.html&ab_channel=MedievalSwordsmanGuildofKansasCity the tactics change quite a bit when lethal techniques are allowed and your life is on the line. it becomes all about working into gaps in the armor

    • @olivergehr1552
      @olivergehr1552 2 роки тому +1

      Yuck

    • @youwantmyname9208
      @youwantmyname9208 2 роки тому

      I'd imagine armor getting crushed, some died because of suffocation, decapitated or exhausted

    • @gordonlekfors2708
      @gordonlekfors2708 2 роки тому

      1:50: not as awful as this, that's for sure. that guy straight up bangs his sword into his ground 😂 looks like crap

  • @brohan914
    @brohan914 8 років тому +1609

    This would be so great to tailgate for

    • @axemaster
      @axemaster 8 років тому +15

      truth

    • @AzWanderers
      @AzWanderers 8 років тому +4

      hey simon good shit in the video. how do you get "out" in this? is it if your knee touches the ground or just when you get the shit beat out of you and you give up?

    • @axemaster
      @axemaster 8 років тому +21

      knee has to hit the ground or pain compliance

    • @AzWanderers
      @AzWanderers 8 років тому

      Simon Rohrich thanks for replying. party on

    • @NewYorkKnightsCombat1
      @NewYorkKnightsCombat1 8 років тому +3

      Knee or anything else that is not a foot. I'll bring the hot dogs.

  • @risingsun9595
    @risingsun9595 6 років тому +123

    Never would I have ever thought to have seen a medieval knight wearing a ten gallon hat. Stay cool, Texas.

  • @qu1s3
    @qu1s3 7 років тому +160

    "Why are we not funding this?"

    • @JohnDoe-pt7ru
      @JohnDoe-pt7ru 5 років тому +2

      Fuck football. This should be America's sport along with MMA.

  • @lonestoner8297
    @lonestoner8297 3 роки тому +10

    5:12 Wow damn! This looks amazing!
    Imagine breaking a bone in this and telling someone. "Yeah I broke my arm in a midevil combat zone. No biggie."

  • @severusfloki5778
    @severusfloki5778 5 років тому +350

    What I‘m thinking watching them:
    "He would’ve died there"
    "There too"
    "He would have killed him there"
    "Yup, here too"

    • @truffeltroll6668
      @truffeltroll6668 4 роки тому +11

      It's still very far away from real medival combat.

    • @mrnipzs7604
      @mrnipzs7604 4 роки тому +35

      Trüffeltroll 666 it’s as close as we can get without anyone getting hurt

    • @davideb.4290
      @davideb.4290 4 роки тому +41

      Ehm no, it's really hard to kill a knight in full armour, mostly they were knocked out of combat, with big maces and hammers, cracking the armour if possibile or just making them unable to fight

    • @ates423
      @ates423 4 роки тому +31

      Davide B. Eh no
      Long swords and pole arms were the weapon of choice
      The fights consisted of tiring out the other individual, getting them on their back, and finishing them off with a dagger.
      Enough blunt trauma can be inflicted through halfswording a long sword and if an opportunity presented itself, an opponent can be killed with a “death blow” which is a heavy strike from the heavy side of a long sword.
      There were quite a few openings in armor too where if a knight was skilled enough, they can inflict damage by thrusting into the gaps of the armor with the long sword. Even if that damage could be easily avoided, the opponent can be tired out easily trying to deflect and avoid those strikes. Armor was impervious to a lot of damage, yes, but at its base fighting in armor consisted of being a battle of stamina. The first knight to tire and get knocked on the ground will have absolutely zero chance of recovering from that and it was almost always considered the end of a bout.
      Maces and hammers were effective in giving knights concussions and a few broken bones but the main weapon that killed knights were daggers and the weapon used most to dismantle knights were Longswords and pole arms because of their versatility and range.

    • @severusfloki5778
      @severusfloki5778 4 роки тому

      Ateş Küresi So you’re saying they were knocking each other out unconscious, not slicing each other’s arms and necks?

  • @timbednarchuk8908
    @timbednarchuk8908 4 роки тому +2085

    If there is a Japanese team, I’d be disappointed if they aren’t samurais

    • @Dr.Nantiwa
      @Dr.Nantiwa 4 роки тому +162

      I was actually thinking about making a team of smurai😂

    • @matttravis284
      @matttravis284 4 роки тому +63

      @@Dr.Nantiwa I would love to join, I've been training with a sword ever since I was a kid, the one I have now is perfect for it

    • @DrHumbult
      @DrHumbult 4 роки тому +310

      Problem with samurai is the katanas would most likely break on the steel especially if they are blunt. Also I’m not sure how much protection their head armor would give against pole arms.
      Edit: And yes there is a Japanese team

    • @LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial
      @LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial 4 роки тому +25

      they would get smacked

    • @funstuff2006
      @funstuff2006 3 роки тому +104

      Japanese armour against European shield/weapon tactics would result in hella internal injuries.

  • @thorinth3079
    @thorinth3079 4 роки тому +74

    My father used to do this; there is even a ranking system based on the medieval era. They make their armor thicker than what history tells them to be, so they can survive a hit to the head with a mace or a pole axe. Yes, death is still very possible if you get hit too hard. You have to have a set of armor specifically made for the different centuries that you will be fighting in as.

    • @osborne9255
      @osborne9255 Рік тому +4

      I'm shocked by how light my own armour is compared to this stuff. My barbute for instance, is accurate to weight and thickness and comes in at 5lbs. That's nothing at all!

  • @AnimeMemers
    @AnimeMemers 3 роки тому +5

    I love how people are keeping this alive

  • @NofacesniperVideo
    @NofacesniperVideo 7 років тому +131

    Best part is when they hug right after slamming a giant axe into the guys face.

  • @StevenTheAristolianNerd
    @StevenTheAristolianNerd 6 років тому +813

    Nerdiness and Masculinity just had a child...

    • @TheCompleteMental
      @TheCompleteMental 6 років тому +79

      Or rather, manliness became nerdiness, then became manliness again

    • @dramalexi
      @dramalexi 6 років тому +16

      Right. If you think that this is nerdy then you must think that UFC is nerdy as well.
      This sport with its plate armors must be exhausting as hell.
      In my opinion it takes much more guts to step in this almost deadly massacre than to step in the octagon.

    • @JimmyTAus1
      @JimmyTAus1 6 років тому +4

      Yeah the part where one guy was on the ground and the other dude pummelled his face with a sword hilt was brutal. Definitely a sport that isn't for the faint of heart.

    • @archivehans
      @archivehans 6 років тому +2

      @Blood Eagle 88 Yeah dudes acting like knights is not nerdy at all.

    • @Prince_Content
      @Prince_Content 6 років тому

      @@archivehans i agree with the last guy that commented on your reply and also did you not hear that they said people break shit ???

  • @Davorta
    @Davorta 7 років тому +855

    forget skyrim VR, this is it!

    • @NJOOSHY
      @NJOOSHY 7 років тому +2

      Haridio Putra lol

    • @hamanu666
      @hamanu666 7 років тому +20

      Until you get an arrow to the knee! I'll see myself out.

    • @houghwhite411
      @houghwhite411 7 років тому +1

      Forget reality, my str stat not even allow me to equip gauntlets

    • @nicholasaja5488
      @nicholasaja5488 6 років тому

      Yeah right.. It only cost about 3000 bucks for each set, im sure i could get it too
      Joke, I'm too poor to look at it

  • @geennaam1201
    @geennaam1201 11 місяців тому +2

    2 cans of tuna trying to violently open each other

  • @nfkhalifa7896
    @nfkhalifa7896 5 років тому +383

    When you have 500hrs on mordhau

    • @nickstersss
      @nickstersss 4 роки тому +31

      DODGE THIS YOU BASTARDDDDDDDD

    • @ULTRAWIDE.
      @ULTRAWIDE. 4 роки тому +14

      *DOOM LUTE INTENSIFIES*

    • @13lack_Rose
      @13lack_Rose 4 роки тому +12

      The dung covered peasant convention is that way 👉

    • @chillynix9126
      @chillynix9126 4 роки тому +5

      Thy defense hath more holes than thy mother's Swiss cheese!

    • @thebigchip1711
      @thebigchip1711 4 роки тому +1

      They do be playing mordhau irl

  • @cortarelva
    @cortarelva 8 років тому +523

    This happened in my country and I have to find out about it on vice?!

    • @chris-tx2sw
      @chris-tx2sw 8 років тому +3

      cortarelva you do live in Europe. Europe is huge as fuck

    • @visitkotor9663
      @visitkotor9663 8 років тому +23

      I also live in Eurasia and can confirm is fucking long to go by car to Mongolia from Balkans.

    • @maximsavage
      @maximsavage 8 років тому +75

      Europe is not a country, it's a continent. This person means they live in Portugal, the country where this event took place.

    • @inco9943
      @inco9943 8 років тому +25

      lol Europe is a continent buddy

    • @sergioralmeida
      @sergioralmeida 8 років тому +13

      Infelizmente sim. Apoios foram muito poucos, felizmente houve a ajuda da câmara municipal. Patrocínios foram muito poucos, principalmente água de uma marca conhecida (que mesmo assim não chegou para todos os dias). Apesar de os media terem sido contactados, na TV as referências foram muito poucas, nos jornais apareceram apenas artigos muito pequenos. Online a presença também deixou muito a desejar.
      Isto não é futebol, por isso o público geral tem um interesse limitado. De qualquer forma, para mais informações visita facebook.com/LigaPortuguesaDeCombateMedieval/

  • @tomoswilliams2827
    @tomoswilliams2827 8 років тому +1818

    Where is the pommel throwing competition at the end of the week to end it rightly?

    • @low4299
      @low4299 8 років тому +13

      Tomos Williams hell yeah

    • @dantheman4421
      @dantheman4421 7 років тому +28

      Skallagrim!

    • @brandywinebridget
      @brandywinebridget 7 років тому +9

      Dear god, people, get some new material

    • @ServantofBaal
      @ServantofBaal 7 років тому +23

      Nah, steel is still the best for pommels and their swords

    • @MrDUneven
      @MrDUneven 7 років тому +14

      Making pommel throwing a sport is same as wanting baseballs be replaced with grenades. Madness.

  • @RED-sl2le
    @RED-sl2le 2 роки тому +5

    I love how the most replayed part is when they hold her down and I think they break her nose, it’s brutal and it makes me love this sport.

  • @andyroooo6329
    @andyroooo6329 5 років тому +87

    I really wish the video went into details like rules for armor and weapon and how a team wins without killing

    • @angogoblogian4390
      @angogoblogian4390 5 років тому +13

      Andrew_Sorensen armor is like triple padded underneath, weapons are real but blunt(even in medieval times, sharp weapons couldn’t penetrate plate armor) and you win by not passing out of exhaustion basically. The matches can go on a while cause it ends when one person has had enough and hits the ground.

    • @laufert7100
      @laufert7100 5 років тому +4

      In a 1v1 (at least, the tournament I saw) there are pints calculated by how many times you hit the other one with the "sharp" part of the blade (blades are blunt)

    • @wolfe1172
      @wolfe1172 4 роки тому +7

      I don’t know about rules but I know a fairly good bit about about medieval fighting and their armor and weapons look real and accurate enough to me. They don’t seem to have any formal training in the historical art of combat. It seems to be largely an endurance test

    • @Grislythrone
      @Grislythrone 4 роки тому +3

      Rules from what ive seen is 1. no stabbing strikes 2. no feet blows, back of the knee blows or groin shots 3. cant hit a guy who is down/on a knee

    • @thegingerkingshanks7587
      @thegingerkingshanks7587 4 роки тому

      @@Grislythrone knight fight rule?

  • @maxjenkinson1116
    @maxjenkinson1116 8 років тому +1497

    the first thing I'm gonna do if I ever try this is just run to a corner... unscrew my pommel and throw that shit unleashing such incredible force their whole team will of course be ended rightly

    • @georgie-jp
      @georgie-jp 8 років тому +100

      Max Jenkinson another skallagrim subscriber

    • @hanspeter731
      @hanspeter731 8 років тому +39

      See you on battlefield. i´m standing in the other corner ;)

    • @alexmccart2566
      @alexmccart2566 8 років тому +114

      Legends say the Universe was created when two pommels struck each other.

    • @michaelnurrenbrock7845
      @michaelnurrenbrock7845 8 років тому +5

      Max Jenkinson a skallagrim reference?

    • @TheManyMan
      @TheManyMan 8 років тому +6

      Skallagrim should enter

  • @ratpakflintigon9648
    @ratpakflintigon9648 6 років тому +255

    Kinda angry he didn't show the 30 on 30 at the end

    • @Blotshrafn
      @Blotshrafn 5 років тому +9

      It's not an official fighting category per say, but basically in an IMCF World championships, after each day's competitions all done, they have a big ol' Free for all fight where they jsut team up regardless of nationality or gender and just fight for fun.

    • @Newtons_Ghost
      @Newtons_Ghost 5 років тому

      Come out and see it yourself 😁

    • @MSCreationz
      @MSCreationz 5 років тому +7

      they did a 150vs150 this year

    • @lecharcutier3637
      @lecharcutier3637 5 років тому +1

      yeah cos america lost so they didnt want to show it

    • @Yerr_ItsNick
      @Yerr_ItsNick 5 років тому +2

      Dank Memer What? They clearly showed America losing the finals in the video

  • @cjhilario2626
    @cjhilario2626 3 роки тому +10

    We need this in the olympics