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Drop some ideas! TRANSLATED MEMES TOMMOROW!!!! - UPDATE I HAVE BOUGHT THE SLIPPERS, I WILL INCLUDE THEM IN A VIDEO WHEN THEY ARRIVE, BUT IF YOU WANT TO SEE THEM AS THEY ARRIVE, FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER AT VAAZKL, i always post the funny stuff i buy there all the time
Dawg that's exactly what I was thinking, I'm a biologist and I was like "If that happens, I'm pretty sure that's some kind of cancer or radiation poisoning."
9:40 "Maybe even like, 4 inches I struggle with" dude is NOT talking about sandwiches anymore. I figured it would be a joke about personal size to bolster himself but nah we're just casually dropping confessions now 💀
Personally I admire the men who committed that $23,000 cheese heist. It stands in *SHARP* contrast to most heists. I mean, that’s a lot of *CHEDDAR* they got for that cheese. I’ll bet you they’re having a *GOUDA* day.
I think there's a lot of hype for that heist. It just sounds whey too cheesy to me. Are they feeding a giant lactose Muenster? That thought makes me curdle with fear, but maybe I'm being intolerant.
Stealing that much cheese has to be a feta-ral crime. Ricotta give that guy mad props for undertaking a heist like that, especially when it's nacho cheese.
@@yoursravishankar they’re still at large? I *CAMENBERT* this madness any longer. I mean it, it’s thieves like this that’s why so many cheesemongers live below the *PAVAROTTI* line.
On my way home from the world's largest bounce house, I made this pun when we were talking about drugs: "so if a duck is doing drugs wouldn't it mean it's doing quack
once, i heard from my best friend that her younger sister loves Dora the Explorer, so i bought a pink bell with her face on it. she asked me what it was, and i said "dont you see it's a Dorabell?" she threw it at my face, shouted "hahaha, good pun jackass" and i couldnt help myself and said "hey, i'm a man. i dont jack ass, i jack off." and promptly got kicked out from the house as a result and was not allowed to come back for a week lol. i got back the week after and said "i know my puns are bad, but did you really have to PUNish me like that?" and back out i went lmfao!
i actually have a confession to make and i need to get this off my chest. anytime, i see your videos i always have to watch them while pooping.. i literally made a whole playlist for it and its just YOUR videos. its become a habit and i dont know how to stop. save me.
Drop some ideas! TRANSLATED MEMES TOMMOROW!!!! - UPDATE I HAVE BOUGHT THE SLIPPERS, I WILL INCLUDE THEM IN A VIDEO WHEN THEY ARRIVE, BUT IF YOU WANT TO SEE THEM AS THEY ARRIVE, FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER AT VAAZKL, i always post the funny stuff i buy there all the time
Tv memes
I really liked the funny signs ones!
how about irish memes?
The m e m e b i n
@@randomcoderguy2941yea we need more meme bin
"Are you guys having SAX?!" classic dad sex joke right there. Beautiful as always.
More like a jazz dad joke
@@ribbitfroog lol
@@ribbitfroog HHAHAHAHA
W
"I like your brain, can i have it?"
...
No. Its not much but i need it
😔no worries
VaazkL: "I struggle to eat 6" cuz y'know, 6" is huge"
in my head: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
sorry to dissapoint you mate, but i dont think that's a "she"
@@zerrierslizer1 so...basically, Vaaz is a man and we all know that but, the meme I refer to originally use "she"
@@i3lack1ce17 the joke went so far above your head that if it was a physical entity, it could be used as a Single-Use Anti-Air Defense Weapon.
@@zerrierslizer1 I'm afraid there's no such a thing called and Single-Use AA Weapon
@@i3lack1ce17 research MANPADS, and you'll see just how wrong you are.
0:00 dang bro is rotting like a skeleton waiting for it
I have a dirty joke, but it's on the ground.
so clean it
@@junplayzitout2283I was thinking of a 911 joke but,I guess it'll just *hit* you in the head
@@shaunakbag2627 what you just said flew over my head
@@junplayzitout2283 exactly
1:17 You sure better HOPE the nucleus isn’t going through the cell wall.
Dawg that's exactly what I was thinking, I'm a biologist and I was like "If that happens, I'm pretty sure that's some kind of cancer or radiation poisoning."
@@AshtonCullinan comit mitosis
Me when a joke exists.
Yeah but what if said nucleus is oxygen.
"exactly the same as he did in 1969" will smith is older than I thought.
9:40 "Maybe even like, 4 inches I struggle with" dude is NOT talking about sandwiches anymore. I figured it would be a joke about personal size to bolster himself but nah we're just casually dropping confessions now 💀
💀
1:08 "I like your brain. Can I have it?" -VaazkL, 2024
8:47 i have a math joke, but im still formulating it
I have a construction joke,but I'm still working on it
I have a liturature joke, but i’m still writing it
i have an art joke but I’m still drawing it out
FINISH THEY/THEM LMAO
Personally I admire the men who committed that $23,000 cheese heist.
It stands in *SHARP* contrast to most heists.
I mean, that’s a lot of *CHEDDAR* they got for that cheese.
I’ll bet you they’re having a *GOUDA* day.
I think there's a lot of hype for that heist. It just sounds whey too cheesy to me. Are they feeding a giant lactose Muenster? That thought makes me curdle with fear, but maybe I'm being intolerant.
Stealing that much cheese has to be a feta-ral crime. Ricotta give that guy mad props for undertaking a heist like that, especially when it's nacho cheese.
I like you guys. Not too many would indulge in these kind of *cheesy* jokes.
I mean it, most people are real *CURD-mudgeons* with this stuff.
I heard they did another heist where they got a 𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 of cheese
@@yoursravishankar they’re still at large? I *CAMENBERT* this madness any longer. I mean it, it’s thieves like this that’s why so many cheesemongers live below the *PAVAROTTI* line.
18:39 i can confirm this meme was meant to bee
I finish the video but the voices don't stop. AND THEY CAN ONLY SPEAK IN BUNS. 23:06
8:48 Got an Avation joke, but it might fly over your head
I got a Mechanical joke, but it is under repair
I got a recording joke, but it doesn't sound good.
Looks like he'll have to buy the flip flobsters.
Pirates, gangsta rappers, and Santa Clause have Binks' Brew in common. Got it.
4:00 That's literally what Germany did to get out of debt after the war, and it backfired horribly.
Yes, I know its a joke lol
and 1 guy got really rich because of it
3:30 get in Gromit, we're going criming
4:00 "Inflation, just print more money."
That makes inflation worse. It sometimes causes inflation
Just print more
PRINT MOREEEEE
@@VaazkLShortsPRINT MOREEE
@@Artsy_Spirit THATS THE SPIRIT
MORE INFLATION = LESS VALUE = LESS MONEY
The condescending con descending was fine. He felon some pillows
This video is emitting dad energy so strong, that I created a belt out of nothing.
love the new montage style ! keep it up !
vaazkl my favorite thing to do at the end of every day is to fall asleep to your videos please dont ever stop posting
1:50 bro spreaded the Word
6:34 they dont need i've already haddit
Vaazkl your voice it went from happy to you cry yourself to sleep to happy but deeper
3:28 The classic insult to one of the greatest comeback lines will never get old 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love your cheesy jokes and crazy comments. This isn’t a pun I legitimately feel lighthearted after these videos.
YYYYYYYYYESSSSS gotta love pun memes, these are great
9:03 is literally how armadillos work in Minecraft
That dad who said "Are you guys having sax" is gonna be the most chill father in law.
that rock joke could of been boulder
*could've
@@Mrshoujo my smile faded
Yo OSC member in the wild wassup
@@DogeBoy-qe3tx yoooo
@@tafae-sf4uv yoooo
I laughed at the ebay😭
On my way home from the world's largest bounce house, I made this pun when we were talking about drugs: "so if a duck is doing drugs wouldn't it mean it's doing quack
once, i heard from my best friend that her younger sister loves Dora the Explorer, so i bought a pink bell with her face on it.
she asked me what it was, and i said "dont you see it's a Dorabell?"
she threw it at my face, shouted "hahaha, good pun jackass" and i couldnt help myself and said "hey, i'm a man. i dont jack ass, i jack off." and promptly got kicked out from the house as a result and was not allowed to come back for a week lol. i got back the week after and said "i know my puns are bad, but did you really have to PUNish me like that?"
and back out i went lmfao!
"I like your brain, can I have it?"
-someone turning into a zombie
3:37 Only a big cheese can haul that much cheddar.
THIS IS WHAT I HAVE NEEDED, I LOVE PUNS
As a band kid, 3:04 got me dying 😂
*reaches into the meme bin and grabs the eBay meme* now this this is a good meme
LEAVE THE MEME BIN ALONE
@@VaazkLShortstrue
@@VaazkLShortsmeme bin is emergency only
@@PancakePickguard yes good point
@@VaazkLShorts indeed, also, if you ever start to run out of ideas for videos and your audience (somehow) does too, I have a good one, music memes :D
i actually have a confession to make and i need to get this off my chest.
anytime, i see your videos i always have to watch them while pooping.. i literally made a whole playlist for it and its just YOUR videos. its become a habit and i dont know how to stop. save me.
UHHHH😃
The fbi couldn’t waterboard this out of me
It's okay, the best videos on your feed always pop out when you're on the toilet.
@@AzaloonyToons my friend gave me 20 dollars to say this. 20 dollars is 20 dollars
This is a shit comment
19:39 I'm glad someone got it, because I'm completely lost...
Same
She spilled the tea
@@diananegatara2920 Ah, I see. I'm one of those Americans, so I didn't get the reference. Thx
15:30 can we appreciate the steak tangent tho? Peak comedy
dude doesnt know how inflation works
21:36 was my Year Older Brother's 20th Birthday. Shame it wasn't his 22nd. Lol
A told the ketchup and the spaghetti a joke. The ketchup says he doesnt understand, but the other says he SPA-GHETT-IT.
4:00
he truly mint it
😂
“I like your brain can I have it?”
Can we get a vid full of meme bin memes?
34:33 sounds like a rocky relationship
The thumbnails are always so hilarious
I look forward to seeing your flip flobsters
1:52 make sure to publisher these findings to the news
Thanks for the good luck on finals, Vaaz.
this makes me want to die in the most comedic way possible
9:28
I feel bad for bro😭😭
Wish I had that confidence about finals and exams 😂
I had to pause after the E bay one cause i was laughing so hard 😂🤣😂🤣
I have to watch this in parts so I don't get confused about the puns
first time i've seen him do animation
1:00 Is that the tomadachi life music?!?!😭🤣
5:31 did you know that originally, butterflies were supposed to be called ‘Flutterby’
“I like your brain, can I have it?”
….. sure, I don’t see why not
I agree with only liking jam on bread. Some people like avocado on it, I guess it's an acquired toast.
17:25 Love how this equals 0
32:31 i'm *guilty* of laughing at this
At least we know you're not in a cent
@@felixdaniel9472 that's rich coming from you
0:22
"Finish them!"
get those flobsters
get the flip flopsters
can we get a video of just the meme bin
9:58 I was dying bro, I was trying to explain the joke to my mom but I couldn't stop laughing, my stomach hurts.
1:13 Dyslexic powers are kicking in lol
31:39 bro got the Philadelphia Flyers jersey on
15:07 that’s a nice light switch
Best one is the TAN line joke.
I need to go punder ground after hearing these bad jokes.
28:12 Its funny how everyone gets this joke just by this picture
16:51
We need to hit the goal fr, the community needs flip flobsters
This is punbarable!
i was drinking water and then the toe licker meme popped up and i died🤣🤣
13:04 i guess I'm not rational, cause i LOVE this idea.
I love puns!
I once walked into a subway and said can I get a half inch
nah cos 3.02 sounded personal
The "F" thing is feom a comedy show called corner gas. It's hilarious. 10/10 definitely recommend.
I have an AP physics test tomorrow
9:34 I wasn't paying attention and didn't think you were talking about sandwiches...
A pair pair of scissors
15:34 Bro what are you yapping about 😂
i literally have a state test in 8 hours its 12:30 and im drawing hands and faces
17:20 Bro tf thanks I didn’t see that coming
5:20 rock and stone!
i can confirm, in europe, we are more into meters
Him pronouncing "Van Gogh" as "Van Guf" absolutely ruined the joke and my day
Fire editing 2:04
Ikr? Like actual editing in a vaazkl video goes crazy
Buy the lobster flip flops
This is pandemonium
10:59 that’s less of what bees do and more of what wasps do
1:56
Flint Lockwood
my finals are next month, so i have even more time to procrastinate