SIGNS THAT ARE WAY TOO FUNNY

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  • @VaazkLShorts
    @VaazkLShorts  6 місяців тому +117

    A COMPILATION! (SIGN MEMES SERIES) DROP SOME IDEAS! DAILY MEME VIDEOS!!!

    • @Curlsys
      @Curlsys 6 місяців тому +5

      gem/rocks meme!

    • @Reptile2107
      @Reptile2107 6 місяців тому +2

      DAY 43 OF ASKING FOR ED EDD N EDDY MEMES

    • @Vai_Editzz
      @Vai_Editzz 6 місяців тому

      You good bro?

    • @Vai_Editzz
      @Vai_Editzz 6 місяців тому +1

      Are you still sick?

    • @Fruitypuddle
      @Fruitypuddle 6 місяців тому +2

      I've seen people asking for old people memes. I would also like old people memes please.

  • @dillpickle7633
    @dillpickle7633 6 місяців тому +412

    Fun fact: cheetahs often have companion dogs to help with their anxiety

    • @imperalofficer3350
      @imperalofficer3350 6 місяців тому +12

      Thanks for the fact.

    • @SheepLiver
      @SheepLiver 6 місяців тому +15

      indeed, I found this out when watching vaazkl's videis

    • @redant.who.becomes
      @redant.who.becomes 6 місяців тому +8

      You mean wholesome fact

    • @Itsr0zaIina
      @Itsr0zaIina 6 місяців тому +4

      @@redant.who.becomesno it is a fun fact cause its fun for you

    • @Cenn_Devel
      @Cenn_Devel 6 місяців тому +5

      But why are they anxious??
      If it's because they're held in a cage, why not release them?

  • @thatpolishletter
    @thatpolishletter 6 місяців тому +166

    sometimes i watch these videos not for the memes but your talkovers like the one with the bug in this video

    • @cakes4056
      @cakes4056 6 місяців тому +8

      Lmao the scream , there was true horror in that scream😂😂

    • @viverefren
      @viverefren 5 місяців тому +6

      1:23:02

    • @musica00-7z
      @musica00-7z 3 місяці тому

      What iS tHAt HanDle?//?/1?/?!/

  • @The_three_best_friends
    @The_three_best_friends 6 місяців тому +72

    33:41 nah this unlocked a hidden memory. In our elementary school, there was this competition between the 5th-grade classes on which class could do the most laps. There were signs that the parents made and one said "Run like your iPad is dying"

  • @unknown20005
    @unknown20005 2 місяці тому +12

    i like how every video bro has some random ahh bug flying into his room and sending him into a panic

  • @anwar5129
    @anwar5129 6 місяців тому +78

    I was enjoying the video and said "Hm this video is pretty long" then i checked how long it was and was like "DAM!!! 2 HOURS?!"

    • @GoldenChild_jpeg
      @GoldenChild_jpeg 5 місяців тому +4

      I just noticed after reading this comment.😳 😟

    • @gregebsworth7914
      @gregebsworth7914 3 місяці тому +2

      Holy shit I just noticed 😂

    • @anwar5129
      @anwar5129 3 місяці тому +1

      @@GoldenChild_jpeg hehe

    • @anwar5129
      @anwar5129 3 місяці тому +1

      @@gregebsworth7914 lol

    • @youandmeh3410
      @youandmeh3410 2 місяці тому

      2:16:12 actually 🤓🤓

  • @paranoia666...
    @paranoia666... 6 місяців тому +85

    5:14 the fact that he has “weed smokers” in the list of religions

    • @kid_slicer
      @kid_slicer 5 місяців тому +1

      yeah

    • @goomanhlr5697
      @goomanhlr5697 5 місяців тому +3

      And that Jewish has no money in it

    • @thevarietyvideochannel1
      @thevarietyvideochannel1 5 місяців тому

      ​@goomanhlr5697 it's because there are hardly any jews at all...

    • @stirlingstrugnell7622
      @stirlingstrugnell7622 3 місяці тому

      I was hoping someone else would notice that lol!

    • @PlutoDraws-d6y
      @PlutoDraws-d6y 22 дні тому

      Most likely in a area with little Jews and as a jew you ain't getting my money

  • @arnold_sq
    @arnold_sq 6 місяців тому +26

    Near my house there is a bookstore with two signs at the entrance.
    One says: "Push. If it doesn't work, pull. If it doesn't work, we're closed"
    And the other says: "No stupid people"

  • @Lucalizer-27
    @Lucalizer-27 6 місяців тому +24

    12:25 that "EEBY DEEBY" got me rolling on the floor

    • @ADoohickeythingy
      @ADoohickeythingy 6 місяців тому +5

      I’ve been giggling for 10 minutes straight at “EEBY DEEBY☺️☺️”

    • @n3at0_0
      @n3at0_0 3 місяці тому

      @@ADoohickeythingy ur pfp: I HATE YOU!!

  • @MacaylieSharp
    @MacaylieSharp 4 місяці тому +3

    0:32 remember that bang chan is always watching

  • @jayamilapersson4030
    @jayamilapersson4030 6 місяців тому +12

    16:43 Last Christmas, I gave YAMAHA but the very next day, you gave it HUAWEI this year to save me from tears, I give it to SAMSUNG special.

  • @TylerGoatMan
    @TylerGoatMan 6 місяців тому +11

    27:06 Fun fact: While it is not normal in America, during summer vacation one year, a student at my middle school and his father sadly both died by a heat stroke induced car accident. To honor him, a mural was made in the music hallway because he played the trumpet. Leaving my personal opinions on how he lived his life aside, his impact on that school cannot be questioned understated.

  • @zetsumeinaito
    @zetsumeinaito 6 місяців тому +18

    8:44 bet they'll regret the no puking in toilet part of the sign when someone vomits all over the floor.

  • @Pixel_thefurry
    @Pixel_thefurry 6 місяців тому +35

    only true flamingo fans will understand die mart

    • @P5YCH0.XHEN0
      @P5YCH0.XHEN0 6 місяців тому +3

      Flamingo is love, Flamingo is life

    • @floofycoyote
      @floofycoyote 3 місяці тому +1

      FLAMENGO

    • @LitoMike
      @LitoMike 3 місяці тому +2

      “Welcome to Die Mart. Who do you want to die?”

    • @rarewubox878
      @rarewubox878 2 місяці тому

      FLAMENGO

  • @BeddyReddy
    @BeddyReddy 6 місяців тому +18

    bro finally realized it's ominous

  • @OFFICIAL_I.D.I.O.T.S_DJ
    @OFFICIAL_I.D.I.O.T.S_DJ 4 місяці тому +3

    VaazkL laughing with a bee makes me so incredibly happy
    Edit: 1:23:00 DAMMIT THE SECOND I LEAVE THE TAB I GET JUMP SCARED

  • @dakitsunegirl8017
    @dakitsunegirl8017 6 місяців тому +8

    13:50 it's to count how much deer meat it can store. For hunting and stuff.

  • @Number_1_salesman_1997
    @Number_1_salesman_1997 6 місяців тому +14

    0:21 Mr Cage arm

  • @SuperFanatic22731
    @SuperFanatic22731 2 місяці тому +1

    1:34-1:40 was a wild time to close my eyes

  • @Dat1goober
    @Dat1goober 15 днів тому +1

    Roses are red
    I need a monometer
    5:33

  • @HenrikMyrhaug
    @HenrikMyrhaug 6 місяців тому +9

    Hearing you freak out over a bug and say you'd get your parents to get rid og it was funny!

  • @AfterburnerAv
    @AfterburnerAv Місяць тому +1

    9:34 lmao i live in brisbane

  • @OliverMan
    @OliverMan 19 днів тому

    I love how "WEED-SMOKERS" is on there, implying that smoking weed is a ritual for the religion of weed smokers

  • @DexylRoadkill
    @DexylRoadkill 6 місяців тому +12

    Did ***YOU*** know double cheese burgers?

  • @AmbroseArietes
    @AmbroseArietes 5 місяців тому +2

    the thing flying into your room 😭😭😭 caught me off guard while using this as bg noise

  • @Pu33ydestroyer695
    @Pu33ydestroyer695 5 місяців тому

    2:01 there's actually a good reason behind this.
    Cheetahs have evolved purely for speed, and nothing else. They rarely reach the speeds their capable of, and they rarely kill stuff, for food or not. It's such a problem that even when they catch something to eat, they are so exausted and small that they get easily overpowered by vultures and other birds, that steal their prey, and the cheetah is too weak to defend itself. They also very commonly develop anxiety in captivity, leading to lack of breeding, or even eating, sleeping, and socialisation. Because of this, zoos often give cheetahs large dogs to play with. The most common breed for cheetah support is golden retrievers and labradors. These dogs socialise with the cheetahs, which (most of the time) makes the cheetahs way better at socialising and functioning. Without these dogs, many cheetahs would face anxiety, leading to malnutrition, insomnia, and lack of breeding. So, be thankful for these dogs, because their probably the reason the cheetah you saw actually came out! (Unless you've never seen one in person lol)

  • @th3_qu1t3_0n3
    @th3_qu1t3_0n3 6 місяців тому +6

    23:17 as someone who knows hindi, the upper part translates to 'food is prohibited on the floor' y'know India can fudge up these english signs real bad-

  • @Professor.Chucklenuts
    @Professor.Chucklenuts 5 місяців тому +1

    3:36 I once saw a restaurant in China that's name was "Bad Ass Lamb Chops".

  • @MillyBobbyBrown-jy3oi
    @MillyBobbyBrown-jy3oi 5 місяців тому +1

    1:23:03 THE FACT THAT HE KEPT THIS PART IN IS HILARIOUS

  • @Caiden0822
    @Caiden0822 6 місяців тому +4

    45:14 DO. NOT. INSULT. THE. FUNNY. SKELETON. MAN!
    Sans

  • @BraveSoda
    @BraveSoda 6 місяців тому +47

    It's pronounced "Nova Sc-oh-shuh" not "Nova Scott yuh"

    • @darkshado124
      @darkshado124 6 місяців тому +4

      Nov Ya Scon Chah - As we Canadians say.

    • @rabert5069
      @rabert5069 6 місяців тому +1

      @@darkshado124 im canadian and i dont call it that same with my family

    • @darkshado124
      @darkshado124 6 місяців тому +2

      @@rabert5069 You must be from Quebec then. We say that here in Saskatchewan.

    • @princeleefelix
      @princeleefelix 6 місяців тому +1

      ☝️🤓

    • @cartismicrophone
      @cartismicrophone 5 місяців тому +1

      @@princeleefelixyou are a kpop fan.

  • @CHEZBorger1
    @CHEZBorger1 День тому +1

    6:57 how has nobody pointed out that "inshallah" means "if God wills"

  • @nedhunter4444
    @nedhunter4444 6 місяців тому +1

    40:16 I think it's important to point out that there's a difference between an appeal to tradition fallacy and doing something reckless for no reason. For example, heart surgeons have *not* "always done it this way". Their methods keep improving as medical science advances. And if one were to suggest making a pointless change to the process, "we've always done it this way" would not be the reason to reject the idea. The proper reason would be that the change is, or at least seems to be from the context, unnecessary and potentially dangerous. Tradition is not itself a valid reason for determining what one ought to do, even if the tradition exists for a valid reason. That is what the sign is trying to explain.

  • @YourPoggestLocalPlayer
    @YourPoggestLocalPlayer 2 місяці тому +1

    Legend says hes still waiting for someone to take his shift what a chad

  • @Robo_Bones
    @Robo_Bones 4 місяці тому +1

    2:40 This Is A Real Sign I’ve Been Both Places

  • @Cassxowary
    @Cassxowary 4 місяці тому +1

    mate, maybe you should look at the photos before the captions :p love these though

  • @NeonliteMC
    @NeonliteMC 6 місяців тому +3

    1:07 yup

  • @themoongorilla4862
    @themoongorilla4862 4 місяці тому +1

    1:31:18 I’m pretty sure it’s actually boywithuke

  • @hafda010
    @hafda010 6 місяців тому +14

    5:16 why is one of the religions “Weed smokers”

    • @dissmo706
      @dissmo706 6 місяців тому

      Rastafarians

  • @zoeeyarbrough8478
    @zoeeyarbrough8478 6 місяців тому

    0:56 this had me CRYING LAUGHING and dying on the floor 😂😂💀💀💀

  • @Ranch123
    @Ranch123 6 місяців тому +1

    I really like your voice and humor. Also thank you for not just doing the same type of memes and saying which type of memes are being read in the title of the videos.

  • @WillTonkin-lk3ed
    @WillTonkin-lk3ed 6 місяців тому +1

    9:41 nice entry level job

  • @Jahames_charged_education45
    @Jahames_charged_education45 3 місяці тому +1

    10:59 there baptism it’s pro-satan

  • @Stop_sephora_kids
    @Stop_sephora_kids 5 місяців тому +1

    0:22 I believe his name is Bellamy

  • @hunterdinoking
    @hunterdinoking 6 місяців тому +3

    So for that gender stereotypes one. I’d say more likely they would think that Alex is the boy is because he’s shown prominently on the billboard, while the girl is to the side and actually a bit smaller. So it doesn’t really demonstrate the whole gender stereotypes thing very well, it more demonstrates that perspective has a large influence on the way we see pictures.

  • @yublydubly
    @yublydubly 6 місяців тому +4

    I’m embroidering poop into a paper towael

  • @RedBulliiAnonymouse
    @RedBulliiAnonymouse 4 місяці тому +1

    Fun fact: ive been watching VaazkL almost all day

  • @laannw4263
    @laannw4263 6 місяців тому +1

    Having to pause the video because the bug getting into your room because that moment was too much🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ceu160193
    @ceu160193 6 місяців тому +1

    32:20 So that is squirrel trying to steal Keith's lunch.

  • @AviationAutomotiveStuff
    @AviationAutomotiveStuff 3 місяці тому

    3:23 Slammed me to the floor laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @silverspirit290
    @silverspirit290 6 місяців тому +1

    16:23 The dog reminds me of an old show called the Twisted Whiskers Show ToT

  • @boneserikarsonrex2227
    @boneserikarsonrex2227 3 місяці тому

    22:39 I love that Rufus Rex song

  • @PuggleGames
    @PuggleGames 5 місяців тому +1

    46:16 misney makes them pay is the lawers slogan and they have been slowly changing them for marketing. Its acually very smart.

  • @d4n737
    @d4n737 23 дні тому

    0:03 Actually, I remember seeing a video on this sign! It's actually rather cute once you know the context. The sign is for tourists, since local children tend to wave to them a lot, the sign was put there because they would get sad when they didn't get a wave back.

  • @arnold_sq
    @arnold_sq 6 місяців тому +1

    1:37:09
    You missed the funniest part! The man next to it is riding a unicycle, because that's the only thing allowed!

  • @Rain-zm8sg
    @Rain-zm8sg 6 місяців тому +1

    11:17 oh my it exists. It actually exists. THERE ARE CLOTHES AT SOUP

    • @manthisstinks
      @manthisstinks 6 місяців тому

      wait.. WHAT THAT EXISTS??????????????????????????

  • @matthewboire6843
    @matthewboire6843 6 місяців тому +1

    Beware of death of laughing at signs

  • @snabherobrine1982
    @snabherobrine1982 6 місяців тому +1

    5:13 yo i didn't know weed smokers was a religon

  • @Jerzyk-go2ys
    @Jerzyk-go2ys 6 місяців тому +3

    8:20 maybe a undertale joke

  • @themostsilly0
    @themostsilly0 6 місяців тому +3

    i have never clicked a sign video faster, which i hope is good news

  • @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj
    @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj 6 місяців тому

    0:46 I, personally, am a BODYGUARD.

  • @ethanxillasaurus2572
    @ethanxillasaurus2572 6 місяців тому +2

    The guy from Coraline is Mr. Bobinski

  • @subject-0
    @subject-0 5 місяців тому +2

    7:17 dear god

  • @ButWhyWasTaken
    @ButWhyWasTaken 6 місяців тому

    19:37 the comma makes it so much funnier

  • @Wazhulio
    @Wazhulio 3 місяці тому +1

    3 seconds in and already read a word wrong

  • @Tnuag0.1
    @Tnuag0.1 5 місяців тому

    8:08 the fact he is reading it the way it was supposed to be

  • @Makiko_HanakoYT
    @Makiko_HanakoYT 9 днів тому

    11:17 HOLY SHIT THIS UNLOCKED A CILDHOOD MEMORY

  • @Dubstelleon
    @Dubstelleon 3 місяці тому

    Hearing him say nova scottea enrages me

  • @madsfiedler3884
    @madsfiedler3884 5 місяців тому

    vaaz being randomly violently christian honestly makes me enjoy this page more xD its never when i expect it, and is usually a funnier addition than the original meme (which tbf is usually a tumblr post, as we do be kinda pro-satan on main a lot)

  • @kellyhoover7712
    @kellyhoover7712 4 місяці тому +1

    You made a mistake you said goth clowns only it said cloth gowns only😂

  • @ValentinaMoretcruz
    @ValentinaMoretcruz 4 місяці тому

    The part where he screamed cause of the bug 💀

  • @user-eb4cg6lt9g
    @user-eb4cg6lt9g 5 місяців тому +1

    1:23:04the bug: CLOSE YOUR WINDOOOOOWWW

  • @coacobird
    @coacobird 6 місяців тому +2

    57:26 we have an insomnia cookies in my town and they are wonderful.

  • @icecremmester
    @icecremmester 5 місяців тому

    2:00 yoshi’s woolly world mentioned, I have been summoned

  • @heretic.videocity
    @heretic.videocity 4 місяці тому

    oh my god it's a t-rex with mac 10 walking the streets

  • @liamj3522
    @liamj3522 6 місяців тому +1

    4:23 Holy crap I have that at home

  • @DEATH-THE-GOAT
    @DEATH-THE-GOAT 6 місяців тому

    19:59 A funny thing about that sign is that he's walking up the stairs

  • @LitoMike
    @LitoMike 3 місяці тому

    5:15 the top right one is crazy

  • @starsfan1491
    @starsfan1491 3 місяці тому

    8:20 that is a funny undertale reference in greater dog’s area

  • @Jivvi
    @Jivvi 6 місяців тому +1

    21:01 It's not _just_ the fact that it says strawbebbies. It's also that the picture is not a strawberry; it's a radish.

  • @pathfinder011
    @pathfinder011 5 місяців тому

    2:35 That's simply genius

  • @Jivvi
    @Jivvi 6 місяців тому

    The binary at 47:32 says "向前一小步 文明一大步", which is exactly what the top of the sign says.
    I don't know what I expected.
    Edit: Apparently it translates to "One small step forward, one giant step towards civilization", which has nothing to do with the English below it.

  • @leolovett9665
    @leolovett9665 3 місяці тому

    8:31 this looks straight out of Dark Deception

  • @Cenn_Devel
    @Cenn_Devel 6 місяців тому

    2 hours of funny signs, yes ✨ P L E A S E ✨

  • @pizzaguy544
    @pizzaguy544 14 днів тому

    4:06nah you didnt say "nova SCOTT EE AA"

  • @MaseDogg1234
    @MaseDogg1234 3 місяці тому +1

    *_-egg sandwich-_*

  • @Green_Games-YT
    @Green_Games-YT Місяць тому

    “please don’t leave- what the [__].” 8:56

  • @carbeepbeep7749
    @carbeepbeep7749 6 місяців тому +1

    The way thou said nova scotia is now how I'm going to say it from here on

  • @Roserain7
    @Roserain7 2 місяці тому

    16:33 pet reptiles eating like kings today

  • @Theairgunnerkg
    @Theairgunnerkg 4 місяці тому

    13:50 its the amount of deer you can fit it the freezer

  • @SupersuMC
    @SupersuMC 6 місяців тому +3

    9:26 Nobody tell them about the mile (and exit) 420 signs on I-20 in Texas.

    • @Tdg_fun
      @Tdg_fun 2 місяці тому

      Fun fact Australia is actually accurate with signs so that is fake

  • @Starvaze
    @Starvaze 5 місяців тому

    Eyes: no ice
    Brain: noice

  • @MiniSNP
    @MiniSNP 6 місяців тому +1

    5:16 The fact that weed smokers are a “religion” 💀💀💀

  • @zephyre.is.watching
    @zephyre.is.watching 3 місяці тому

    31:16 BRO?? THEY JUST FINISHED A MURAL IN MY SCHOOL LMAOOO THAT HAS THISS

  • @Fortified-Star-Margarine
    @Fortified-Star-Margarine 6 місяців тому +1

    No joke, but that "waving children" sign is actually real.
    You actually have to wave them back in order not to get any kind of bad luck.
    (Its from the philippines)

  • @theslaya1576
    @theslaya1576 4 місяці тому

    Brodie Food Mat looks so cool

  • @korrianimationbodyguard4683
    @korrianimationbodyguard4683 6 місяців тому +1

    4:10 My Canadian ass physically reacted to hearing Nova Scotia get pronounced as "Nova Scotty-a"

  • @Chayr2
    @Chayr2 6 місяців тому +1

    Nova Sco-t-eea
    It's nova sco-sh-ia

  • @TheOmegaCloud
    @TheOmegaCloud 6 місяців тому

    15:15 Based Landlord teaching rentoids who's boss.

  • @Ranner56
    @Ranner56 5 місяців тому

    17:07 "I owe a"