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  • @ellievampmtf
    @ellievampmtf 8 років тому +353

    "I wouldn't write something this stupid" *Genuine Tosh Laugh*

  • @ayoolanceboogie3720
    @ayoolanceboogie3720 9 років тому +1847

    Tosh would slaughter anybody he was picked to roast.

    • @aminsin0
      @aminsin0 9 років тому +31

      One word Tosh says then that person would disinegrate from being burned so badly.

    • @jbo5o643
      @jbo5o643 9 років тому +11

      Patrick Myers Okay....Karmels comment was enough, yours just was way to much and not needed.

    • @aminsin0
      @aminsin0 9 років тому +1

      ALLAHKRAKBAH!

    • @RainRaiderX
      @RainRaiderX 9 років тому +1

      karmel latimore Harley from Epic Meal time :)

    • @karljoyce7263
      @karljoyce7263 9 років тому +1

      A family member who died in a jet ski accident isn't funny..but maybe its just me

  • @mataj0to561
    @mataj0to561 4 роки тому +81

    3:55
    Tosh:you think that’s funny?
    Lee:I duuu
    😂

  • @killerkimm
    @killerkimm 9 років тому +790

    Hahah brilliant. Tosh needs to bring Old Lee on the show more

    • @slimmybilly
      @slimmybilly 9 років тому +11

      Heck yeah!

    • @ZebasG
      @ZebasG 9 років тому +23

      killerkimm he died

    • @ddelopkwapn5985
      @ddelopkwapn5985 9 років тому +1

      +ZebasG whaaaaaa ? When

    • @bobrick3491
      @bobrick3491 9 років тому +1

      +ZebasG How do you know?

    • @3martiniplaydate
      @3martiniplaydate 9 років тому +5

      +Bob Rick
      ya.... how does he know? Maybe one of us morons will Google him. I love Lee but am too lazy.

  • @nicksizemore6914
    @nicksizemore6914 9 років тому +164

    The usher joke was amazing

    • @karljoyce7263
      @karljoyce7263 9 років тому +2

      Yeah.teenagers dying because of the accidents of their family members is hilarious

    • @nicksizemore6914
      @nicksizemore6914 9 років тому +13

      +karl Joyce yeah, it's pretty funny

    • @aaronstrahm2162
      @aaronstrahm2162 9 років тому +1

      +karl Joyce I am and people did laugh at it, and so did I! Oh and that usher joke was amazing!

    • @nicksizemore6914
      @nicksizemore6914 8 років тому +2

      +Jeffrey Hinkle Shhhure

    • @diazhuguemungus8397
      @diazhuguemungus8397 6 років тому +6

      Man, I love pretty much all comedy but someone’s kid dying???? And then you call the ppl who who had a problem w it killjoys? I’ve lost all hope for humanity....Jesus Christ man. Nothing fucking funny about you losing a child.

  • @Jimmy-117
    @Jimmy-117 8 років тому +320

    Lee is savage af

  • @wizkid91us
    @wizkid91us 8 років тому +174

    They really need to bring back Old Lee!

    • @g619sekhon
      @g619sekhon 8 років тому +37

      he's dead

    • @Garf2O
      @Garf2O 8 років тому +47

      HumbleDays they need to do a life redemption

    • @Amy_L33
      @Amy_L33 5 років тому +2

      @@g619sekhon no hes not but you will be soon :)

  • @darkkinggio
    @darkkinggio 9 років тому +314

    This was fucking gold.

    • @14ricki
      @14ricki 9 років тому +4

      King_Eternal Fuck you King Eternal. I'm in charge around here.
      jk vu

    • @mikez5285
      @mikez5285 9 років тому

      King Leonidis Fuck you man, mikez is always in charge.

    • @aaronstrahm2162
      @aaronstrahm2162 9 років тому

      +MikeZ *MikeZ

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 7 років тому

      I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy oh noo

  • @metalandhorror
    @metalandhorror 9 років тому +691

    Tosh would prob make biebs cry so they hold e'm back

    • @281freak
      @281freak 9 років тому +47

      Agree.

    • @danijelujcic8644
      @danijelujcic8644 9 років тому +52

      And Zach Galifianakis.

    • @over7532
      @over7532 5 років тому

      He was actually a really good roastee

  • @xXD4RKV0IDXx
    @xXD4RKV0IDXx 8 років тому +77

    Daniel's genuine laugh is great

  • @jerome0929
    @jerome0929 6 років тому +45

    “But I didn’t write this you know, I wouldn’t write something so stupid” Old Lee had me dying every time

  • @robertxflakes
    @robertxflakes 9 років тому +308

    lmao that was good shit. i like old lee

    • @robertxflakes
      @robertxflakes 9 років тому +19

      lol give that man his own show!

  • @S.V-NL
    @S.V-NL 9 років тому +65

    That ISIS joke was by far the best one :)

  • @NavaJL90
    @NavaJL90 8 років тому +38

    "You kiss your old old sailor buddies with that mouth?" Lmao! Tosh is hilarious.

  • @Garyruizjr
    @Garyruizjr 9 років тому +323

    2:57 Tosh taking shots at Amy Schumer! xD

    • @Akirsch16
      @Akirsch16 9 років тому +74

      +TiggahG "feminine hips" is a Mulaney bit

    • @613and802
      @613and802 8 років тому +9

      Who?

    • @cowboy9145
      @cowboy9145 7 років тому

      Terram Lucida Tela Concilium John mulaney

    • @509REDPRODUCTIONS
      @509REDPRODUCTIONS 7 років тому

      TiggahG thats the first thing I thought of

    • @Harmlessgamers2893
      @Harmlessgamers2893 7 років тому +13

      TiggahG ughh... stop reminding us of that freakshow muppet hog gone wrong

  • @brettwelsh8575
    @brettwelsh8575 5 років тому +20

    "It will be old lees turn to get roasted soon then i flush his ashes down the toilet" lmfao what did he do to deserve that

  • @patrick1580
    @patrick1580 9 років тому +29

    Funniest one I saw was "Surprised you managed to get phone service from so deep in the closet" lmaoo

  • @TheBible2ElectricBoogaloo
    @TheBible2ElectricBoogaloo 4 роки тому +18

    Comedy Central is terrified of allowing Tosh to roast anybody. They wouldn't survive.

  • @assassin71333
    @assassin71333 9 років тому +86

    That germ joke got to me

    • @scionguy6921
      @scionguy6921 9 років тому +8

      Racist Gopher ATTENTION MYSELF I AM ON THE TELEVISION PREPARE FOR THE HAHAHAHA HEHLLO?

    • @TheAlexkubetin
      @TheAlexkubetin 9 років тому

      Alquadadina Muhammed You!

  • @whitneyhbr
    @whitneyhbr 6 років тому +7

    The Dallas Buyers Club joke gets me every time.

  • @JustinLeeper
    @JustinLeeper 5 років тому

    I moved to Japan almost 4 years ago. It’s been so great to watch these Tosh videos on YT. Thanks for uploading them, CC!

  • @dennis11572
    @dennis11572 9 років тому +7

    I think it's good when some one decides to do comedy in a totally different way.I appreciate a lot of other comedians but that's what Tosh does for me.good stuff!

  • @Will_Notcomply365
    @Will_Notcomply365 Рік тому +3

    “That was a stinker” 😂

  • @jfoxx4801
    @jfoxx4801 6 років тому +8

    I love how the T in roast is on a separate line. LOL

  • @garypellerin5576
    @garypellerin5576 4 роки тому +8

    Old Lee should have his own segment on the show. He's great.

  • @apexnp
    @apexnp 9 років тому +25

    I almost died by laughing so much to this yesterday

  • @lancescreepyreading
    @lancescreepyreading 5 років тому +3

    "I don't know, what was the civil war like you crusty f**k?"
    😂😂😂

  • @edgartj17
    @edgartj17 9 років тому +63

    Old lee is funny as fuck

  • @spencerj4677
    @spencerj4677 9 років тому +19

    Old lee, old lee, old lee, old lee! Bring him back!

  • @fUtube1212
    @fUtube1212 4 роки тому +2

    I hit the like button at the beginning just cause Tosh never fails to crack me up.

  • @jailcatjones3250
    @jailcatjones3250 3 роки тому +2

    He deserves his own roast, he is the third longest show on Comedy Central behind South Park and the daily show.

  • @bradvandamme2116
    @bradvandamme2116 9 років тому +30

    They chose the LAMEST people to roast Justin Beiber. They should of let Daniel be the roast master. KEVIN HART ISN'T EVEN FUNNY. It's almost like they didn't want anyone actually funny or creative to roast him since they didn't want to hurt his feelings.

    • @cqdrian
      @cqdrian 9 років тому +5

      Yeah exactly, Daniel would've probably made him cry

    • @jeyjay023
      @jeyjay023 9 років тому +2

      I thought Hannibal buress killed on the roast. He destroyed everybody including Justin beiber

    • @chynna3050
      @chynna3050 9 років тому

      +jeyjay023 he was the worst one

    • @jeyjay023
      @jeyjay023 9 років тому

      Chynna N. Then he do you think killed?

    • @WillCall_WRX
      @WillCall_WRX 7 років тому

      Jeffrey Jeff Ross

  • @ChuckBeefOG
    @ChuckBeefOG 9 років тому +3

    I fell to the ground watching this, nearly in tears.

  • @JoeRezac005
    @JoeRezac005 9 років тому +12

    "you're dope. Seen you at your taping a few weeks back. You're genuine nice and funny."
    *In my head* "He's gonna say, 'Fuck you.'"
    Danial- "Fuck you!"
    Me- CALLED IT!

  • @iSimp4Val
    @iSimp4Val 4 роки тому +7

    i wanna see him roast Anthony Jezelnik lmao that would be an epic Battle.

  • @vanmorgan1867
    @vanmorgan1867 5 років тому +1

    “I don’t have any old sailor buddies and I don’t know what you’re talking about” lmao

  • @joestrozewski9041
    @joestrozewski9041 8 років тому +4

    "what was the civil war like you crusty fuck" lmao

  • @Aaroncoop9162
    @Aaroncoop9162 6 років тому +1

    “Thats the wrong Comedy Central star, I have zero body issues.” 😂😂😂

  • @MrSalty-ks5pb
    @MrSalty-ks5pb 6 років тому +2

    3:23 that civil war joke 😂

  • @alexkimball7601
    @alexkimball7601 Місяць тому

    Tosh is one of the "mean" comedian GOATs. It's really weird that CC wouldn't want him on a roast panel.

  • @silveregle08
    @silveregle08 3 роки тому

    This was better than any comedy central roast!

  • @eyyy2271
    @eyyy2271 6 років тому +9

    "I thought roasting queers was a thing of the past" 👌😂

  • @D0NTST4RT
    @D0NTST4RT 8 років тому +6

    Aww Old Lee is so cute!

  • @thENDweDIE
    @thENDweDIE Рік тому

    I'm crying..!!
    "I don't have any old sailor buddies..."

  • @harlonpeppernuts
    @harlonpeppernuts 2 роки тому +4

    Old Lee is adorable.

  • @CrazyJinX
    @CrazyJinX 8 років тому +2

    "What was the civil war like, you crusty fuck" im actually dead XD

  • @jfolkerson5102
    @jfolkerson5102 9 років тому +4

    the one about jared leto had me fucking rolling. if you saw dallas buyers club you would know

  • @thomasdavis9405
    @thomasdavis9405 8 років тому

    tosh - "you think thats funny?" old lee,- "i do" lmao that killed me

  • @jvm-tv
    @jvm-tv 6 років тому +2

    Lee keep reminding that he's not written the jokes is the funniest part.

  • @pmm4572
    @pmm4572 4 роки тому +2

    More old Lee please...he was adorable.

  • @goatymcgoatface3575
    @goatymcgoatface3575 Місяць тому

    Funny thing is, tosh is signifigantly better than any comedian at any roast there has ever been

  • @adamcardenas4892
    @adamcardenas4892 8 років тому +2

    I laughed so hard I almost had a heart attack!😂

  • @austinrabideau1272
    @austinrabideau1272 7 років тому +3

    3:26 had me rolling

  • @jfolkerson5102
    @jfolkerson5102 9 років тому +1

    I beg Comedy Central, the internet, and whatever god there may be to let Daniel Tosh do a fucking roast!

  • @MCKillerDucky1
    @MCKillerDucky1 9 років тому +1

    LOL i fucked laughed for hours at the end
    "It will be old lees turn to get roasted.....and then I'll flush his ashes down my toilet " xD

  • @zero-jee
    @zero-jee 7 років тому +1

    Lee has great timing while reading the tweets

  • @AsupplementGuy
    @AsupplementGuy 2 місяці тому +1

    1:15 🤔 This aged well.

  • @WhiteMargarine
    @WhiteMargarine 6 років тому

    😂😂Jim Harbaugh looks exactly like you Daniel Tosh!!! 😂😂
    😂😂😂😂😂😂Cracked me up for days!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    You are the anti/benevolence King of Comedy!!!
    😂😂😂 LOVES IT ME I SAY MOR MOR 😂😂😂

  • @meowpacino21692
    @meowpacino21692 Рік тому +2

    These were Norm quality

  • @3martiniplaydate
    @3martiniplaydate 9 років тому +5

    I.m fucking DYING. Tosh's "neighbor” was definitely the rock star here. I wonder if that is an actor or really his neighbor. If that old dude was my neighbor, I.d come over his place and we.d have martinis. That dude is funny when he.s reading the tweets but his side comments were priceless 🍸🍸🍸

  • @jamesrearden1979
    @jamesrearden1979 4 роки тому +2

    I love Tosh, he’s such a decent dude...

  • @JoseLopez-kt2ug
    @JoseLopez-kt2ug 8 років тому

    Daniel Tosh hosting a roast would be iconic

  • @joshuahuq
    @joshuahuq 6 років тому

    Comedy Central needs acknowledge Tosh some more and put on more reruns of his show! Also less talk shows more cartoons!

  •  7 років тому +2

    Old Lee is great!! 😂

  • @Statistics75
    @Statistics75 9 років тому +9

    OMG the usher pool joke 💀💀💀 #Why

  • @abeboy5433
    @abeboy5433 8 років тому +40

    Why doesn't Tosh host a roast? 😂😂😂

    • @joselopez6990
      @joselopez6990 8 років тому +1

      Abeboy I was just going to say the same

    • @terrydactyl849
      @terrydactyl849 6 років тому +6

      cause he would dominate. jeff ross would be out of a job pretty much.

  • @ZambieNate
    @ZambieNate 9 років тому +3

    Tosh would be too savage they would have to cancel his show.

  • @akaishuichi2080
    @akaishuichi2080 4 роки тому +1

    I want to see Tosh and Ryan Reynolds roast each other

  • @classck1124
    @classck1124 4 роки тому

    Out of all of the tweets that old timer had read from the people of Twitter. What he said was the funniest to me. "I didn't write this, I wouldn't write something this stupid."😅

  • @fhb3
    @fhb3 9 років тому

    Here's what I would have done if I could roast Tosh:
    "This is Comedy Central. WHY is Daniel Tosh on THIS network? He's NOT funny!"
    "Tosh.0? Should have been Tosh -8.5!"
    "So you've been on the air for SEVEN seasons? Happy 1st Anniversary! I say '1st' because only ONE of these seasons WAS funny!"
    "You look like the love child of Nick Lachey & Justin Bieber!"
    God, I LOVE this show.

    • @BrodyRT
      @BrodyRT 4 роки тому

      Felix Brown 4 years Felix and still no likes. Good one

  • @mahammadoutunkara6430
    @mahammadoutunkara6430 8 років тому +15

    the Isis one was good

  • @lisaoldwithsomanywhys5487
    @lisaoldwithsomanywhys5487 7 років тому +1

    Love the old guy🤣👏🤣 hilarious

  • @aaravjindal5959
    @aaravjindal5959 3 роки тому

    The future of comedy is being able to make Daniel Tosh laugh. Just like it as with Norm McDionald.

  • @charliehawkins962
    @charliehawkins962 9 років тому +10

    He actually does look like harbaugh😂

    • @SW.Productions
      @SW.Productions 7 років тому +1

      Charlie Hawkins He looks more like Lane Kiffin

  • @jaspersilence9328
    @jaspersilence9328 7 років тому

    I need to catch up on my tosh...this had me rollin😅

  • @ejcejc4113
    @ejcejc4113 3 роки тому +1

    I love how adorable tosh thinks the old man is lol

  • @asherweck
    @asherweck 4 роки тому +1

    I wish tosh was in a celebrity roast

  • @pushindasies27
    @pushindasies27 9 років тому +3

    What is that theme at the end?

  • @whitneyhbr
    @whitneyhbr 6 років тому

    This is my favorite clip.

  • @Doom3695
    @Doom3695 9 років тому +29

    Fuckin 10/10
    Just like you, daniel.

  • @klarastern5597
    @klarastern5597 4 роки тому +1

    That older gentleman is really cool :D

  • @nickslowlife2929
    @nickslowlife2929 3 роки тому

    I have watched this video maybe 20 times.. just as funny as the first

  • @laurettamartin5592
    @laurettamartin5592 4 роки тому +2

    Nobody:
    Old Lee: I didn’t write this

  • @donovan9095
    @donovan9095 9 років тому +1

    The Twitter joke and usher joke so funny

  • @TyroneDracula
    @TyroneDracula 8 років тому +2

    Hey, guys, guess what?! I'm not Daniel Tosh!

  • @ivanmercado483
    @ivanmercado483 8 років тому

    Exactly one year ago!!! Please give him his own roast show!

  • @JoolEAn92
    @JoolEAn92 8 років тому +6

    I think Tosh would be a great Giraldo replacement.

  • @mariec3527
    @mariec3527 6 років тому

    OMG 😂💀 Some of those Tweets 💀💀💀 I can't

  • @VivaLaCody1
    @VivaLaCody1 9 років тому +3

    outro song name?

  • @KauseXBL
    @KauseXBL 9 років тому +4

    Whats the song at the end?

  • @kendallfuller9286
    @kendallfuller9286 7 років тому

    This might be the funniest thing I've ever seen

  • @STREETFIYAMIXTAPES
    @STREETFIYAMIXTAPES 5 років тому

    I don't get the bobby brown or usher reference. someone explain please.

  • @cannasseur_8246
    @cannasseur_8246 4 роки тому +1

    Bring Old Lee on more often!

  • @josephg5766
    @josephg5766 4 роки тому

    The way he is responding to the old man like he is the one who is saying this shit. 😂😂😂 he says “What?! I didn’t write this stuff I’m just reading it”😂😂😂

  • @thurgoodjenkins7269
    @thurgoodjenkins7269 5 років тому +1

    That usher shit lol

  • @uncle1886
    @uncle1886 6 років тому +4

    Watched this for the second time, noticed the type they used was too big lolol
    ROAS
    T

  • @marmaladeplague6627
    @marmaladeplague6627 7 років тому +1

    That last part though

  • @dysFUNctional93
    @dysFUNctional93 6 років тому

    Awww I felt so bad for old lee. He didn’t write those roasts. He’s just reading them.

  • @kevinwilliams9564
    @kevinwilliams9564 8 років тому +6

    As much as I would like to see Daniel Tosh either being roasted, hosting a roast, or even just being backstage during the roast, I would fear for literally everyone else involved. You're gonna let the asshole who literally makes money off of jokes that are designed to weed out the people who can't handle a healthy dose of word saltiness, into an event where people compete as to how crude and mean they can degrade an individual sitting on a throne? Like it would inspire Tosh to evolve beyond even his own level as an elite dick

    • @greenskull3393
      @greenskull3393 8 років тому +1

      Kevin Williams and you can't roast Tosh because he honestly doesn't care what people say about him. Plus he'll just come out swinging at everyone.

  • @jackstorm777
    @jackstorm777 9 років тому

    Kudos to Tosh for getting the John Mulaney reference