Surely having an "accounting ethics" class is as pointless as having lawyers swear to tell "the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth" or that bit of Police Academy where they make recruits pinky promise they won't gun down drug dealers and steal all their money 😂
the fact that every other jew in his family has a doctors title while he "only" has a masters, thus makin him the black sheep of the fam, is even funnier
I am pursuing a dual master's degree in Computer Science and English with special permission, and yet I still fear; nay, I quake at the thought of getting a doctorate. I understand Sseth's , uhh, misgivings about acquiring such a title
As someone who stayed at this prison, I can confidently say the yelp reviews don’t do it justice. 5 out of 5 stars, the expired MREs are to die for, the sleeping arrangement are, and the staff ar courteous and kind. Whoever created this wonderful prison is such a genius and will surely give me a reward for this wonderful review. P.S. Help Me
I like how the workmen are just unstoppable gigachads that the prisoners don’t dare mess with. They are too scared of the guys who will will disassemble a bed right from under a person still in it or seal a man into a brick wall without flinching. Or even seal _themselves_ into a brick wall just for funsies.
I imagine that the workmen disassemble the beds like Guido changed Lightning McQueen’s tires. One second, you’re asleep in your bed, the next, you’re lying in the floor, and a man in a high vis jacket revs a bolt gun menacingly
I wonder if he does his own accounting for the channel or if he genuinely dislikes it enough to not want to save the money and just pays someone else to do it.
Love how this prison has, essentially, turned into a few things: 1. One man’s VERY ECCENTRIC AND POINTLESSLY ELABORATE get rich quick scheme. 2. A prison where the staff essentially hold the owner hostage using the fact that without them it falls apart as leverage. 3. A satirical look into the flaws of the modern day prison system. 4. A prison that breeds nothing if not the HARDIEST and TOUGHEST criminal. If you can survive in this prison, there is nothing IN THE WORLD that can scare you or intimidate you.
A fun thing to do with tunnelers is surround the prison in 2 C-shaped fences facing opposite directions, because tunnelers pop up when they think they're outside, but with this arrangement of fences - they're not! Then they get to play the fun game of sniper tower roulette.
kleaper i think that if you build a small 1x1 room in the entrance to the canteen and put it in only personel you would save a lot of money in bullets and all the internal organs of the organs recipients would be intacts making them easier to sell.
Regarding contraband... If your fences and walls are not protected, people on the outside will throw items over the fence for prisoners. The prisoner will actually make a phone call to an accomplice and set it up beforehand. You need a double layer boundary to prevent this with enough space between the layers.
Ah yes the CEO calling to inform you about prisoner reform programs... inside of a prison where people came in with minor offences and became murderers as a result of the ""bad conditions"".
Hey Guys I just got told I'm being transferred from my usual prison to a Prison ran by a Warden by the name 'Grim Kleaper' so I hope it all goes well! Wish me luck in my new prison, I heard it has really good reviews.
Ah Prison Architect. A game where you can focus on building a lovely prison which focuses on rehabilitating people and rewarding them for good behavior with nicer cells, or build a gulag. Why is it that the simpler the graphics the more likely the game is to allow for human rights violations?
I stayed in this prison from 22-23 and I can say that it definitely reformed me I was shanked at least 5 times in the showers, shoved off the toilets by the armed guard patrols almost every day other than that this prison changed me…. But not in a good way….. I have seen things. 5/5 on yelp
His fatal flaw was not installing a tv in every cell with heavy parental controls. Even the capo system works pretty well when every prisoner has an impersonalized MTV & TMZ babysitter. Secondly, not installing industrial grade air conditioning for every cell that runs the temps down to about 55 degrees (which, let's face it, lots of people learned to trick out for prisoner metabolisms back in the day) is the reason for the riots. When you are edgeing hypothermia and going into a coma, you aren't rioting. When it's 110 degrees...someone is getting shanked for no reason in the chow line.
My largest prison had 60 prisoners with twice the guards. They were all divided nicely, and riots barely formed. You get the tazer upgrade, and the game gets sandbox mode
Geez, and I thought Rim world had a morally dubious prisoner system. Then Kleaper decides to show me that prison barracks arent as barbaric as I previously believed.
It's been a hot minute since I watched someone "Cask of Amontillado" someone else into the very brickwork of a building. Which, considering what even base RimWorld allows these days, is actually surprising because it's actually usually worse.
Dormitories won't give you extra cap past a certain point, alot of those beds were useless, which means you can write them off as losses on your tax return
I don't know if the feature is still in the game, but once upon a time ago, you didn't need any guards except for contracts, because any guard that comes into the prison off the busses, and is left alone, will just, sit there, they wont have any mood changes (I mean, Mood wasn't really a thing back then) and they cant even get out of the handcuffs they came in on, I used to just get a heap of Prisoners just sitting out the front in dropoff while I built my prison to house them all and I would just have all the money because I wasn't wasting it on guards and they kept giving me more money.
I once tried to do this, but with a land mine mod. I put like 20 land mines directly on the only exit so that the prisoners wouldn't be able to escape. Except it started a fire and I had almost 800 prisoners die in a single day.
I almost failed my ethics class for cyber security. I was told letting people have their privacy and violently punishing hacktivist was not a topic matching the theme of the classes final paper
@TheNobleFive you can have due process still with an extreme sentence. Leaking millions of peoples identity or using their private info for identity theft and ruin their lives seems like a pretty horrible thing to do. I've seen people get shot stabbed and blown up and they still bounce back. I have yet to see none out of the 3 people I know personally come back from identity theft, even for one which is almost a decade later
4:10 MRE’s last about 20 years so if those things are expired then they’ve gotta be so old you had to find some other government agency who was getting rid of them
The day after a mass death event in the prison the Mayor calling to say the prisoners are being treated too nicely sounds like the US idea of punishment and rehabilitation
Considering how nearly every single criminal accountant had to pass accounting ethics, maybe barely passing isn't as damning as you'd expect...
On stream he's talked about how much he hated that class, it all makes sense
Surely having an "accounting ethics" class is as pointless as having lawyers swear to tell "the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth" or that bit of Police Academy where they make recruits pinky promise they won't gun down drug dealers and steal all their money 😂
It’s one of those classes where the right answer gets you a failing grade.
@@esmeecampbell7396 Only attorneys that represent clients have to tell the truth. The state can do whatever it wants.
@josvoi2854 do you mean the logical answer or the moral answer because the moral answer is the opposite of the logical and rational answer
"Helping" "care" "human treatment"
So many words, yet they all mean so little
This is underrated
Unfortunate that we are going by the guideline of Geneva Suggestion as our main holy book
@@ZeroFormLak Geneva Checklist more like
@@ZeroFormLakThe Geneva Convention is more like...guidelines...
You best start believing in war stories Miss Turner, you're in one!
@@ZeroFormLak more like geneva suggestions
"Its not about the money batman, its about torturing the prisoners"
yes
It's about the Mets
Love the Mets baby
Let's go Mets
Not gonna lie, I wasn't ready for the Mets.
Knowing you could have become an accountant is almost as cursed as knowing that sseth has a medical degree
Truly a fucking time we live.
Seriously how in gods name sre we supossed to pass this Dlc when the final bosses are this guys
the fact that every other jew in his family has a doctors title while he "only" has a masters, thus makin him the black sheep of the fam, is even funnier
I am pursuing a dual master's degree in Computer Science and English with special permission, and yet I still fear; nay, I quake at the thought of getting a doctorate. I understand Sseth's , uhh, misgivings about acquiring such a title
Anyone knows what mando those?
@@hateme5010nerd
As someone who stayed at this prison, I can confidently say the yelp reviews don’t do it justice. 5 out of 5 stars, the expired MREs are to die for, the sleeping arrangement are, and the staff ar courteous and kind. Whoever created this wonderful prison is such a genius and will surely give me a reward for this wonderful review.
P.S. Help Me
The sleeping arrangements simply just are.
@@Dude-vq3oe They be one of the sleeping arrangements of all time ya sees
To destroy crime, you must commit crimes as well.
-Warden
Fighting Crime with Criminal Negligence in Prison Architect
To destroy the crime you gotta be the crime
"If you kill a killer, the number of killers stays the same."
"... Just kill two. I've killed like, a hundred. A lot less killers now."
@@alexanderthegreat6682 L pfp
@@TheCoolestEverI if you wanna be edgy, take inspiration from the video, not politicians who can't pass 5th grade exams
I like how the workmen are just unstoppable gigachads that the prisoners don’t dare mess with. They are too scared of the guys who will will disassemble a bed right from under a person still in it or seal a man into a brick wall without flinching. Or even seal _themselves_ into a brick wall just for funsies.
If someone's twisted idea of hubris is to seal themselves in a bricked room, you do not mess with them.
I picture any attempt at robbing a workman just ends up like the scene with Dr. Manhattan and Rorschach at the end of Watchmen.
I imagine that the workmen disassemble the beds like Guido changed Lightning McQueen’s tires. One second, you’re asleep in your bed, the next, you’re lying in the floor, and a man in a high vis jacket revs a bolt gun menacingly
Imagine walking into the holding cell with 100 other people, you can't wait to finally get a personal cell and you walk into a dorm with 200,000 beds
Imagine that but as you show up someone is carrying a dead out through the lobby.
You walk into the dorm and the beds seem to stretch off into the horizon.
@@RinAldrin Ah, the good old U.S. Navy!
Come to think of it, submariners don’t even get beds. 🤷♂️
Realizing that Kleaper could have been an accountant is equally horrifying and making me devilishly curious
He still technically can
I wonder if he does his own accounting for the channel or if he genuinely dislikes it enough to not want to save the money and just pays someone else to do it.
What are you talking about? He played this game exactly like an accountant.
''I almost failed accounting ethics''. Why do i feel like that was not a joke at all, i love this guy man lol.
[builds hellish prison]
[becomes inmate in his own hell prison along with everyone he's been tormenting]
RIP Kleaper.
Love how this prison has, essentially, turned into a few things:
1. One man’s VERY ECCENTRIC AND POINTLESSLY ELABORATE get rich quick scheme.
2. A prison where the staff essentially hold the owner hostage using the fact that without them it falls apart as leverage.
3. A satirical look into the flaws of the modern day prison system.
4. A prison that breeds nothing if not the HARDIEST and TOUGHEST criminal. If you can survive in this prison, there is nothing IN THE WORLD that can scare you or intimidate you.
and best of all, he got thrown in his own prison
Hey, I've been going through a bit of a rough patch lately but I want to thank you for making me smile, I really needed it.
Just avoid getting thrown to jail
@@antikleaper no promises
@@antikleaper (Optional)
A fun thing to do with tunnelers is surround the prison in 2 C-shaped fences facing opposite directions, because tunnelers pop up when they think they're outside, but with this arrangement of fences - they're not!
Then they get to play the fun game of sniper tower roulette.
"Privatising the prison system was not actually profitable but it was sure hell funny..."
-Some black rock exectuvie of smh.
kleaper i think that if you build a small 1x1 room in the entrance to the canteen and put it in only personel you would save a lot of money in bullets and all the internal organs of the organs recipients would be intacts making them easier to sell.
Regarding contraband... If your fences and walls are not protected, people on the outside will throw items over the fence for prisoners. The prisoner will actually make a phone call to an accomplice and set it up beforehand.
You need a double layer boundary to prevent this with enough space between the layers.
27:43 Absolutely. Your prison is basically like being in hell. No one wants to go back there.
The fact you nearly didn’t pass accounting ethics… it makes sense
You should play the “Escape Mode” next, you play as a prisoner and earn reputation by punching toilets and people!
Ah yes the CEO calling to inform you about prisoner reform programs... inside of a prison where people came in with minor offences and became murderers as a result of the ""bad conditions"".
“hey! did you know you have rights? the constitution says!”
"people get reformed??" Well i wouldnt want to return there either.
Hey Guys I just got told I'm being transferred from my usual prison to a Prison ran by a Warden by the name 'Grim Kleaper' so I hope it all goes well! Wish me luck in my new prison, I heard it has really good reviews.
he was never heard ever again
Holy moly, the algorithm actually working and bringing me to a new creator that i actually like ? MUST BE A HALLUCINATION
The gigachad theme in the background when complaining about the CEO had me crying with laughter 😂
Love watching Anti-Kleaper continuously check off the list for Crimes against Humanity in every video. Just warms my heart.
I'm sure the psychology professors will love talking about this prison for years to come
I love how the first seconds in, I see a toilet being surrounded by chairs.
*Perfect*
Apparently this channel is just what happens to someone when they go into accounting
A fellow accounting and flexible ethics enjoyer
Holding 1000 prisoners in 1 big cell is pretty much exactly what New Orleans parish prison does in real life
‘The prisoners are complaining about safety, so they decided to riot and kill seven people.’
This should be my review of this game on steam ngl
homeless person gets himself arrested to get a home, regrets it instantly
Ah Prison Architect. A game where you can focus on building a lovely prison which focuses on rehabilitating people and rewarding them for good behavior with nicer cells, or build a gulag. Why is it that the simpler the graphics the more likely the game is to allow for human rights violations?
I stayed in this prison from 22-23 and I can say that it definitely reformed me I was shanked at least 5 times in the showers, shoved off the toilets by the armed guard patrols almost every day other than that this prison changed me…. But not in a good way….. I have seen things.
5/5 on yelp
Anti-Kleaper, when are you going to have a boxing match against that imposter The Grim Kleaper?
A rivalry of epic proportions, I’ve also heard slmccl is going to fight the impostor “Slimecicle”
9:54 There's this neat life hack called CPR. It's like real life necromancy.
Yes, people get reformed in this thing. From humanoid to a stain on the concrete
god i love your vids so much, they always make my day! Keep on doing those nice vids pls
Thanks, floppa
Prisoners get reformed in the prison because after seeing what Kleaper will do to you if you commit a crime, would you re-offend?
Average Nicaraguan prison experience
Prison Architect has taken over my brain now, in 2024, so finding your video on it was my introduction to your channel and I very much enjoyed it.
no clue why the prisoners were complaining! Very nice place
His fatal flaw was not installing a tv in every cell with heavy parental controls.
Even the capo system works pretty well when every prisoner has an impersonalized MTV & TMZ babysitter. Secondly, not installing industrial grade air conditioning for every cell that runs the temps down to about 55 degrees (which, let's face it, lots of people learned to trick out for prisoner metabolisms back in the day) is the reason for the riots. When you are edgeing hypothermia and going into a coma, you aren't rioting. When it's 110 degrees...someone is getting shanked for no reason in the chow line.
Normally when someone wins a battle royale, they’re freed. Here, the warden’s coin pouch gets heavier
Prisoner: * Wants a parole. *
Kleaper: Parole machine broke.
this channel has committed every crimes that exist and those that I didn't even know exist in the most horrendous way.
I love your channel. Always showing me those cool thoughts we all had when gaming of "what if i was just literally the worst"
Didn't expect a Philippine prison system documentary
My largest prison had 60 prisoners with twice the guards. They were all divided nicely, and riots barely formed. You get the tazer upgrade, and the game gets sandbox mode
6:06
i am breaking your fingies
Guards be like to the new prisoners :
This is the gulag, you fight to survive.
0:22 Key word being: Most
Man you do have a great sense of humor !!
"So the government basically paid us $2,000 to seal Barry inside a brick wall!" 😂👏
After going to this prison anyone would reform just to not go back there.
Knowing that kleaper was an accounting major explains so much
My man has now become my go to youtuber to watch
I have been introduced to what is known as "barely passing inspections" and "minimal requirement's by law"
I did not know that Prison Architect would be more like Cage Hell.
oh god, he could have been an accountant. he still would have been better at managing money than the government tho.
Geez, and I thought Rim world had a morally dubious prisoner system.
Then Kleaper decides to show me that prison barracks arent as barbaric as I previously believed.
I am so glad I found your alt man, your content brings me joy and laughter, never stop being you man
It's been a hot minute since I watched someone "Cask of Amontillado" someone else into the very brickwork of a building. Which, considering what even base RimWorld allows these days, is actually surprising because it's actually usually worse.
Ahhh, a fellow man of culture, I see. Well, thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
7:45 "Cave Johnson here"
Just like fighting fire with fire. Fighting crime with crime
-What did you do?!!!
-Uh where is the hatvest organs button??
-ITS PRISON ARCHITECT NOT RIMWORLD
-ohhhh
The word "unbalanced" was created for this game
This might be the only paradox game that top menu doesn't cause seizures
I love how something that happened in the beginning led to a mass exodus
0% reoffending rate? noone has a chance to commit crimes again.
5:11 - 5:14 I was not prepared for that 😭
Whoa, Kleaper dude is blowing up... keep at it, lad
Dormitories won't give you extra cap past a certain point, alot of those beds were useless, which means you can write them off as losses on your tax return
Reminds me how much I love this game, and how sad it is what paradox did to it
I don't know if the feature is still in the game, but once upon a time ago, you didn't need any guards except for contracts, because any guard that comes into the prison off the busses, and is left alone, will just, sit there, they wont have any mood changes (I mean, Mood wasn't really a thing back then) and they cant even get out of the handcuffs they came in on, I used to just get a heap of Prisoners just sitting out the front in dropoff while I built my prison to house them all and I would just have all the money because I wasn't wasting it on guards and they kept giving me more money.
This made my night thank you :D
I once tried to do this, but with a land mine mod. I put like 20 land mines directly on the only exit so that the prisoners wouldn't be able to escape. Except it started a fire and I had almost 800 prisoners die in a single day.
The panopticon toilet 😂
To anyone outraged at this man’s apparent callousness,
“He can’t help it. This is what accountancy does to people! 😞”
I did not expect a Kleaper lore drop today
Kleaper not passing accounting ethics is nog something i knew, but it is absolutely believable.
The Anti-Kleaper: committing as many crimes against Humanity as the regular Grim Kleaper
Let me introduce you to the spiffing brit a man who has used the brittish power of tea to perfectly balance prison architect.
Real prisons are mad like this.
And omg put a dam light warning my eyes almost had a heart attack
I almost failed my ethics class for cyber security. I was told letting people have their privacy and violently punishing hacktivist was not a topic matching the theme of the classes final paper
Rip
Violently punishing someone for a nonviolent crime as company policy is pretty unethical and probably illegal lol. That's what trials are for I think.
@TheNobleFive you can have due process still with an extreme sentence. Leaking millions of peoples identity or using their private info for identity theft and ruin their lives seems like a pretty horrible thing to do. I've seen people get shot stabbed and blown up and they still bounce back. I have yet to see none out of the 3 people I know personally come back from identity theft, even for one which is almost a decade later
The criminal's get checked for weapons before they get processed and sent to prison 💀
The ungodly amount of paperwork those officers had to do no wonder morale was low lol
4:10 MRE’s last about 20 years so if those things are expired then they’ve gotta be so old you had to find some other government agency who was getting rid of them
Fighting Crime with Criminal Negligence in Prison Architect
The day after a mass death event in the prison the Mayor calling to say the prisoners are being treated too nicely sounds like the US idea of punishment and rehabilitation
I love this documentary about the us prison system
To be fair, if I spent more than a week in this prison, I would be the most upstanding citizen as to not get shipped back
20:58 every unethical UA-camr I’ve ever seen never crosses the line at mistreating dogs
"I'm too innocent. It's a shive." Riiight... too innocent.... you.... right...
Arrested and sent to his own prison...welp, better call Saul.
2:47 your professor could see you turning into a dirty accountant he just needed the grades to fail you but you pulled through
I feel like prison architect is a game that people here will enjoy
Holy shit a 30 minute video from Anti-Kleaper thank god
epitome is ep-it-oh-mee