@Jordan Lemke happy belated birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 Now for a serenade: Through the eye of a needle Time to loosen your tongue Got a tip how to make ends meet 🎶
@@marsar1775 Rattlesnakes also often give dry bites About 1 out of every 3 Rattlesnake bites inject to venom. The bite may still need medical attention, but it won’t envenomate and kill you. Even when they fight, they offer a chance to live. Rattlers really just want to be left alone, and I respect that
@@ExhaustedScarf omg that’s honestly really cool. Where I live, rattlesnakes are the only venomous snake (various species) you would come across in nature. There’s a field/hiking trail a few min walk away from my apartment that I like but I know for a fact rattlesnakes live there because I can literally hear them sometimes Because of that I avoid going there as often as I’d honestly like to. But the new info I just learned from you encourages me to go for it, especially since it’s so close to home in case of an emergency Side note I am not afraid of snakes, I literally have a corn snake and a ball python lol, but I am afraid of venomous snakes especially wild ones Also I love biology and learning new things and fun facts so thank you!
I’m begging you to google snakes with hats, snakes in sweaters, and my favorite, snakes blowing bubbles in their water dishes. I know the fear of snakes is super strong and common, but pet snakes have so much personality, despite what people think! They’re good noodles I swear
@@chelmastly5802 Those guys in sweaters were adorable, and the one with hats were hilarious (they still kind of freaked me out at times). Also, for whatever reason, those guys blowing bubbles was goofy enough that I wasn't unnerved seeing them move around. Thanks for the recommendations! Also, just wanna clarify, I don't dislike snakes. They scare the heck outta me, and I don't want them on me, but I know snakes are pretty chill for the most part. I live where there are a lot of them, and if they won't bother me, I don't bother them. Snakes are cool in my book, and I honestly wish I wasn't scared of them, so I could own one.
They’re not the most venomous but they’re still venomous. The most venomous snakes live in Australia (Australian Brown Snake and Inland Taipan) because of course they do. You can also defang or remove the venom gland of venomous snakes so they’re incapable of inject venom into you, causing them to be safe as household pets.
Well shit...as a 2nd generation north Floridian i can attest ..that yes thats a literal damn rattlesnake. Amd dont worry, as a southerner i promise im not here to tell you a story about a cottonmouth chasing me to my doorstep.
@@zamzaddy8535 I really feel like their should be a reddit thread dedicated to those stories. My closest neighbor is terrified of them but she'll stand out there and get close enough to take pics of a big fat timber rattler
this channel is bizarre. Venomous snakes seemingly kept in the bedroom, weird thirst traps.... this content is weird but at least it isnt "bull frog vs hornet" tier
That rattlesnake was too busy investigating that electrical cord looking like a "brown, angry shoelace" on the floor trying to figure out if it was friend or foe.
Hey dude i have been wondering do you like have anti venom for all the venimis animals you have or do you have to get some at thr hospitals if you get bit
It’d have to depend on where you live, but your best bet when keeping venomous animals not native to your area is to live within an hour of a zoo with the same nonnative species. If you got bitten by a monocled cobra and went to the general American hospital, they’d just scratch their heads at you and be like “well shit” since they sure as hell don’t see that often enough to have that stocked. Antivenom is stupid expensive per vial and expires quickly if not kept cool, so it’s also not sensible to just keep it on hand, especially for nonnative species-you also need different antivenins for different species, so there’s that. So, again, live near a zoo or larger facility with the proper antivenom on hand, and be prepared for a hell of a fine, as well as maybe losing some fingertips or toes at the least and limbs at the most while not dying from the envenomation.
@@chelmastly5802 You could also ask the hospital to store a vial for you and offer to pay for it, I've heard of people doing that as well (definitely expensive, but safer than nothing if you don't live near a zoo) You could also keep some at home as long as you store them with proper refrigeratoration
Please include Bearded Dragon in one of these! My absolute favorite reptile I’ve owned so far, they are pretty low-maintenance, and if you have a chill one, you can just hold it on your shoulder while you do chores.
Same goes for leopard geckos. I had 2 (one unfortunately passed away last week. Doesn’t feel real tbh. Was very sudden. Suspected aneurysm) and both were/are obsessed with hanging out either on my shoulder facing the same direction I am, or wrapped around the skin on back of my neck since it’s so warm there lol
Goannas (number 1) would patrol the grounds of my highschool. If you messed with them they would rear up and come at you on two legs haha. But otherwise they were pretty chill.
Yeah, their actually really sweet pets if you don’t make them pissed or if you aren’t late to feed them, other then that their amazing, I really want one
@@JackDaLynxTherian defanging them is animal abuse and can/will kill them. I hope you’re just ignorant in saying that, or else you’re a terrible person
Steve has seen some shit lmao
Fortunate son starts playing
💀💀
Bro saw the beginning and the end
@@gamingforever9121 goooooooood morning Vietnam
I guess you could say he’s been rattled
HE JUST HAS A WHOLE RATTLESNAKE FREE-ROAMING
As opposed to having half a rattlesnake free-roaming?
@@chrismckay3868 yes.
@@chrismckay3868 obviously not, it’s opposed to having third of a Rattlesnake free roaming
@@tetsutetsu7206 it gets so messy when that happens...
Lets be honest. In the U.S. most of us have a whole rattlesnake someplace. He just knows where his is..
i like the angry shoelace. does it need an aglet for when its too angry?
It needs string.
lol
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@Jordan Lemke happy belated birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉
Now for a serenade:
Through the eye of a needle
Time to loosen your tongue
Got a tip how to make ends meet 🎶
I love how raptor seems to be the only one who has free roam of the place.
Well I doubt that having a sand viper a rattlesnake or Steve would be good free roam pets
@@michaelpressley8040 I know, it's just funny
@@grootatron ye
@@michaelpressley8040 Steve is obviously very polite. Anyone with the name steve is a great guy
That rattle snake appears to be free roaming.
"Hes just steve"
Steve: *vietnam flashbacks and visible PTSD*
fladhbacks
@@joo_jaekyung.248yes, fladhbacks
*Paranoid: By Black Sabbath intensifies*
@@Boomsnipz "finished with my woman..."
And enderdragon flashback Minecraft
I feel like the "Literal Rattlesnake" was just a rattlesnake that wandered into his house
Of the medically significant snakes I'd argue rattlesnakes are inarguably among the most polite.
Brand new sentence.
id have to agree. they even announce their presence when scared so you got one last chance to back off
@@marsar1775
Rattlesnakes also often give dry bites
About 1 out of every 3 Rattlesnake bites inject to venom. The bite may still need medical attention, but it won’t envenomate and kill you.
Even when they fight, they offer a chance to live. Rattlers really just want to be left alone, and I respect that
very polite snake
@@ExhaustedScarf omg that’s honestly really cool. Where I live, rattlesnakes are the only venomous snake (various species) you would come across in nature. There’s a field/hiking trail a few min walk away from my apartment that I like but I know for a fact rattlesnakes live there because I can literally hear them sometimes
Because of that I avoid going there as often as I’d honestly like to. But the new info I just learned from you encourages me to go for it, especially since it’s so close to home in case of an emergency
Side note I am not afraid of snakes, I literally have a corn snake and a ball python lol, but I am afraid of venomous snakes especially wild ones
Also I love biology and learning new things and fun facts so thank you!
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Me: Steve.. you alright buddy?
Steve: gumit came and took my baaeeby!
😂😂 Family Guy
Underrated comment 😂
I can just see the lil angry shoelace screaming "yaaaaaa" at straight up 3am if s/he could talk😭-
Edit: what the fawk, already 700 likes?? Jesus
Are you afraid to miss gender a snake?
@@landonsimon1266 Do you confuse respect with fear a lot?
is ketchup considered a smoothie?
@@zamaii_ it not widely considered one, but it is
The fuck is the horny demon owl doing hete
I'm terrified of snakes, but I love these videos. Seeing them in such a non threatening light is kind of therapeutic.
I feel the exact same way, im absolutely terrified of these animals, but it feels so good seeing them just be friendly with this human demon
I also have the intense desire to hold the angry shoelace
I’m begging you to google snakes with hats, snakes in sweaters, and my favorite, snakes blowing bubbles in their water dishes. I know the fear of snakes is super strong and common, but pet snakes have so much personality, despite what people think! They’re good noodles I swear
@@chelmastly5802 Those guys in sweaters were adorable, and the one with hats were hilarious (they still kind of freaked me out at times). Also, for whatever reason, those guys blowing bubbles was goofy enough that I wasn't unnerved seeing them move around. Thanks for the recommendations!
Also, just wanna clarify, I don't dislike snakes. They scare the heck outta me, and I don't want them on me, but I know snakes are pretty chill for the most part. I live where there are a lot of them, and if they won't bother me, I don't bother them. Snakes are cool in my book, and I honestly wish I wasn't scared of them, so I could own one.
o, try and find those videos of snakes with hands.
someone dubbed over animal videos and gave them little arms, they did it with birds to i think.
“This is Steve……… hes just steve” 😂💀
Idk why but the name STEVE for the cobra is fitting, 😂like he looks like a steve😂
Steve doing a small bow in the end
watching mlp fart
That's polite
Why…do you have two of the most venomous snakes in your HOuSe?
cuss cute long danger noodle
They’re not the most venomous but they’re still venomous. The most venomous snakes live in Australia (Australian Brown Snake and Inland Taipan) because of course they do. You can also defang or remove the venom gland of venomous snakes so they’re incapable of inject venom into you, causing them to be safe as household pets.
@@frostbite9743 THOSE ARE STILL DANGER NOODLES
@@DefinitivelyNotCthulhu oh, really? Ok ^3^
@@DinoGoofHybridHero7531 yeah but who could resist booping that nose
Well shit...as a 2nd generation north Floridian i can attest ..that yes thats a literal damn rattlesnake. Amd dont worry, as a southerner i promise im not here to tell you a story about a cottonmouth chasing me to my doorstep.
I own a crawfish pond and live in Louisiana let me tell you these cotton mouths are ruthless I have at least a years worth of cottonmouth stories
@@zamzaddy8535 I really feel like their should be a reddit thread dedicated to those stories. My closest neighbor is terrified of them but she'll stand out there and get close enough to take pics of a big fat timber rattler
So, are you going to drop the cottonmouth story or...?
What about stories involving balls of cottonmouths in the water nightmare fuel?
The cottonmouths in Mississippi are spicy bastards! Especially when big! They'll fuckin attack a car out of spite and they HOLD GRUDGES
Legit curious about owning a sand viper, i probably never will but like, how is caring for them? I know theyre venemous but they just seem so chill
I love Steve. He’s jus doin Steve things…
this channel is bizarre. Venomous snakes seemingly kept in the bedroom, weird thirst traps.... this content is weird but at least it isnt "bull frog vs hornet" tier
I love angry shoelace! So cute and so angry!
That rattlesnake was too busy investigating that electrical cord looking like a "brown, angry shoelace" on the floor trying to figure out if it was friend or foe.
Raptor is by far the coolest of the bunch. His jumps are hilarious 😂
The land flounder is this chilling in the pit of foam and then he says like help me but to be honest he is still cute he might be the cutest one
Steve was probably bullied by the angry shoelace.
Mmmm, s h o e l a c e
Best pet reptiles… and two of them are infamous for their venom lmao.
Hey dude i have been wondering do you like have anti venom for all the venimis animals you have or do you have to get some at thr hospitals if you get bit
It’d have to depend on where you live, but your best bet when keeping venomous animals not native to your area is to live within an hour of a zoo with the same nonnative species. If you got bitten by a monocled cobra and went to the general American hospital, they’d just scratch their heads at you and be like “well shit” since they sure as hell don’t see that often enough to have that stocked. Antivenom is stupid expensive per vial and expires quickly if not kept cool, so it’s also not sensible to just keep it on hand, especially for nonnative species-you also need different antivenins for different species, so there’s that. So, again, live near a zoo or larger facility with the proper antivenom on hand, and be prepared for a hell of a fine, as well as maybe losing some fingertips or toes at the least and limbs at the most while not dying from the envenomation.
@@chelmastly5802 You could also ask the hospital to store a vial for you and offer to pay for it, I've heard of people doing that as well (definitely expensive, but safer than nothing if you don't live near a zoo)
You could also keep some at home as long as you store them with proper refrigeratoration
Steve had been through a lot mannn
Bro that's literally a cobra.
Whatchu mean? Its just Steve
i t s s t e v e .
It’s just s t e v e He’s so s w e e t
No its Steve
i need an angry shoelace in my life.
I love Steve
Steve is going to have a kill count along with #5
Land flounder killed me 💀
A COBRA AND RATTLESNAKE IS ABSOLUTELY -INSANE- WILD 😭
The Land Flounder is like it has been caught doing something 😂
I dig Steve for being his true self. Mad respect
I dont know man steve and 5 have a bit of a kill count
"Number 4 we have steve....hes just steve"😂😂😂
When you nickname your pokemon and can no longer remember what the actual species is called
ahh yes. the more venomous the reptile is the better to have as pets 😌
Please include Bearded Dragon in one of these! My absolute favorite reptile I’ve owned so far, they are pretty low-maintenance, and if you have a chill one, you can just hold it on your shoulder while you do chores.
Same goes for leopard geckos. I had 2 (one unfortunately passed away last week. Doesn’t feel real tbh. Was very sudden. Suspected aneurysm) and both were/are obsessed with hanging out either on my shoulder facing the same direction I am, or wrapped around the skin on back of my neck since it’s so warm there lol
I hope he includes a water dragon
Goannas (number 1) would patrol the grounds of my highschool. If you messed with them they would rear up and come at you on two legs haha. But otherwise they were pretty chill.
Wow this guy’s enthusiasm DEFINITELY makes me want to get one of these.
Steve looks like he's permanently staring into the eternal void and witnessing the endless unfathomable horrors of the infinite universe.
What is the angry shoelace?
vine snake I think
Parrot snake
the judgemental shoelace
Steve's a cobra. Don't they have venom AND EAT other snakes?
Yeah, their actually really sweet pets if you don’t make them pissed or if you aren’t late to feed them, other then that their amazing, I really want one
Yea def a good pet
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People: “Reptiles ain’t cute!”
Reptiles:
I don't know but I feel like Steve is having PTSD from the snake war
I'm curious what is the species name of angry shoe lace?
vinesnake
Parrot snake
@@EvOuron The angry shoelace is a vine snake, the belligerent zip tie is a parrot snake!
Steve
Land flounder looks like hes living his best zaza life
"This is Steve. Steve likes his Personal Space. This is Lamp. Lamp also likes Steve's Personal Space."
Is the angry shoelace a parrot snake or a kind of vine snake? i cant tell but i am very curious
It's a shoelace
Why steve? Why not STEEVE?
THAT’S IT LADS ROCK AND STONE!
the blue snake: Steve you alright man
Steve: I see dead people
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man has a fucking COBRA?! 😂 the irony of an ackie monitor, an ideal pet reptile, next to a cobra and a rattlesnake lmao
steve literally looking at the phone saying “what this”
Steve is awesome. Such a chill King Cobra
everyone is talking about the rattlesnake when steve is a literal cobra 😦
I’m glad you got on the algorithm
You are so underrated, I love your nope ropes/Sneks
The angry shoelaces match with the chuwawa to💀
Raptor the dragon just needs a root beer and a tiny couch and he’s complete
The angry shoelace got me dead on the floor laughing-
Raptor looks chill ngl
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Steve has that open face everyone seems to trust and admire.
Awwww cutey snakey ❤
“You can see just how friendly he is by his smile”- Owen Wilson
“ Stands up like a human “. 💀😂 got me rolling
That rattler is gorgeous😍! If i were to own any of these of little guys, it'd definitely be raptor. Always loved those reptiles!
We love you, Steve! 🥹
That zip tie of a snake woke up and chose violence 😂
I love the RattleSnake… he knows he’s been defeated by Steve’s popularity💀
"He's just Steve" 😂✋ this had me rolling!
These r the top 5 ways to die shiver me timbers 💀
"This angry shoelace" im dead 💀🤣
Raptor the little human
Steve is Steve. Seems legit. Steve
Belligerent Yarn, belligerent zip tie, now angry shoelace, can't wait to discover more names for that tiny snek
The rattlesnake is gorgeous!!!!
I love steve.
i NEED my little angry shoelace
Steve always looks like he's having flashbacks😂
i love steve
Seave jas been in a few wars and is about to scream 'theres Charli in the trees'
amazing spiders my friend
snakes lol
Belligerent zip tie has turned into Angry Shoelace 😂😂
The reason why Steve is a good boy is because he doesn’t want to be stomped like he’s being assaulted by a secretary
Dude you sound like huggabees with your tone and descriptions of the reptiles this made my morning thank you
You’d be the coolest kid in school if you came in one day wearing a literal snake as shoelaces
Omg the raptor the dragon and the angry shoelace are so dawm cute!!
I just love that angry shoelace so much. Would love to see more videos of him just chillin, or eating, or being a weirdo. Steve too!
Pat bateman be doing a zoo
"Angry shoelace" looks like he wants you to take the fruit from the tree.
This is going to be one hell of a news report, some day.
This dude surrounded himself with the most venomous reptiles he could find.
the flounder be like " I've fallen and can't get up'
I like _belligerent ziptie_ for the boomslang 😂😂
i like how every reptile listed were venomous lol
same lol
also
you can defang or remove venom glands to make them safe as a household pet
@@JackDaLynxTherian defanging them is animal abuse and can/will kill them. I hope you’re just ignorant in saying that, or else you’re a terrible person
@@JackDaLynxTherian wouldn't that be kinda immoral?
@@TheYeetsAreComing idk. i dont have a pet cobra or rattlesnake, i just said this cause another comment said you can