Dawn of the Woke Zombies
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- Опубліковано 17 жов 2024
- Sheriff Dick, Hudson, Sophie, Kuzo, and Bob narrowly escape the new breed of zombies, infected by the woke mind virus. But did one of them get bit? And will they ever find a cure?
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What's your weapon of choice in the imminent woke apocalypse?
The Truth
A chainsaw arm.
The Truth
Facts and logic always seem to repel them, or was that enrage them. Hmm.
An copy of the Constitution.
The fact that logic was their kryptonite is sublime.
its unrealistic because they dont understand logic ;D.
im the 1k like yay
"He's coming out of the closet!" That was low-hanging fruit too but I still laughed 🤣🤣
I was taking a drink of water at exactly the wrong moment for that one...
That one got me too!!
That was funny because he really was in a closet.
Me too! I thought "they didn't do that did they?" but of course they did LOL
Low-hanging "FRUIT." 😂🤣😂🤣🤣
I'm surprised none of them shouted "Defund the police" while trying to kill the sheriff 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
They want to defund police until something doesn't go their way. Then they cry for the police to help them. These woke cultists remind me of little school kids, or little ankle biter dogs. They think they're so intimidating and tough, like they're anti authority, but as soon as you approach them they go into the fetal position peeing themselves and yelping desperately for help.
Yeah, they missed an opportunity there.
That's for the next video!
They clearly missed an opportunity there 😂
The real horror is... This is a real story. And it's happening in every high school and university across the continent.
Continent? You mean the western world? Because im pretty sure if it's in my country either you get deleted or just pure social extermination
Now it's an elementary schools even preschools
And now i am pure evil because I am a straight white male. (Gasp)
@Bennett Martin what's even worse I'm half white (Polish and Lithuanian) and half Native American I am straight I have a family and we are Christian and recently I found out that they even say Native Americans are white supremacist because we don't acknowledge that black people are the real Native Americans. Haha 😄
@@straightTudePoint I'll take the zombies
I told a friend one time, "It never occurred to me that when the zombie apocalypse came, the zombies would only be dead above the neck." This video displays that sentiment perfectly.
Its already happening.
You were indeed a Prophet
Logic is the cure
What a phrase. I will give you credits in every repetition.
Jan6th
This is scarier than most horror movies realeased today.
Living the \/\/0|
Looking forward to a horror movie/ documentary based on this virus. What would it be called? "Woke?" Maybe that would be just picking the obvious low hanging fruit.
Not sure to mention better than most movies made today in general!
Definitely scarier than Halloween Ends but not nearly as funny
I know when society collapses, it's going to be hell on earth. No food. No water. For those of us that have refused Satan's Juice, we will have it the worst. Especially if you're a Mr Wyaatman, Believe in God (the true God, not the Orders God), a Straight Male, And Love America. The hardest part will be to not enjoy killing the Zombies. I remember when Race wasn't even a thought. Till...... BO made it an issue. I'm a Wyaatman, so I'm automatically all those Phobics, ism's ist's matics. I didn't used to be. If you constantly get accused of something, you finally figure you might as well do it, you're getting accused of it.
The “you’re oppressing me” had me dying 😂
@@Cavachonc777 ... and takes half damage!
@@Cavachonc777VAR demands they retake the penalty kick...
2:25 "you're oppressing me" too good, this clip is too good for us and we're in the '24 now
the Thomas Sowell book curing wokeism...that was gold.
I'm Surprised He Didn't Throw A Bible At Him.
Sowell is the cure, but he's banned from Most schools. Along with the Bible.
I can't read the book title, only the author
@@jordanwoodhams6981 It's the Thomas Sowell Reader
I intend to buy has much of that vaccine has soon has possible.
'He's coming out of the closet!' almost killed me hahaha
Yeaaa that was s good one
It fits so perfectly
Anyone else notice the alien reference.
I laughed out loud at that line😂
😂😂😂
I want a full season of The Woking Dead.
i dont
I just dont understand. i see that in comment sections 99% people are against this bul*rap. So why is it promoted? Isnt a democracy about vote and decision of major?
It’s already season 9, next season is the classic season 10 decline and starts to get really bad.
Just go outside, we're living in one.
@@xlodvig hard truth
If only pointing out the obvious contradictions in their ideology actually had the same results
Some girl with blue hair overheard me talking about that and she called me an Incel
Better dialogue than Rings of Power.
Better love story than Twilight.
Better acting than, well, anything made recently.
Better story than Rings of Power
@@Tawadeb better everything than that turkey 😉
@@Tawadeb i was thinking the same thing!
Andor has pretty good acting but other stuff *cough* She-Hulk *cough* is a different story
You need some RRR.
The only thing that was unrealistic was the fact that the zombies admitted someone else was right.
No, its that they got held up in a paradox. They are usually fine with admitting that others of their work kind are right and they use ample amount of double think and mental gymnastics to ensure they each woke people is correct even when presented with paradoxes such as "only women can have opionins on abortion" and "any man can be a woman any time the feel like it", in reality, they would not register this as an issue in their minds and they just accept it.
@@josephjackson4312
And then turn immediately back to the opposition after agreeing and then tell the opposition they’re wrong
😂😂😂😂
100% Fact
Lmao
That Rick Grimes impersonation was spot on. Even the way he holds his revolver like he has a limp wrist.
he should have been searching around shouting "coralll, CORALLLLL" though :P
@@ge2719 "I'm doing this for CORAAALLL!!"
Man I remember when the walking dead wasn't woke, it was a decent show, now it's just a woking dead trash, so disgusting I couldn't even keep watching it.
@@DaneTwilight definitely check out the comics. A million times better than the show obviously being the source story the show was primarily based on. The show unfortunately got really, really, bad after like season 4 or 5 (hard to remember the exact season it went downhill anymore its been so long). I loved it the first 4 or so years. I was really attached to the original characters and their stories.
Darn things heavy man them wrists need some rest.
The joke about Glenn and baseball bats was spot on.
He gonna take one hell of a hit
I appreciate him holding his revolver at a stupid low angle just like the actual show
That may be the Alec Baldwin involuntary reflex kicking in.
I was wondering why he was limp-wristing his gun. Thought maybe it was a safety thing, but it was overboard.
It's called low-ready. It's a discipline.
The actor was British. Ever seen them at a range?
Rick never quite figured out why the python has that little blade on the end of the barrel.
This needs to be a series.
It is and it's performing everywhere right now.
Yes please!🙏😇
This is the series we want, not the series we got 😭
It think it reminds me of some other series I saw , I think , nevermind, might have been a nightmare.
@@ronkiser5236 the real resident evil adaptation were the memes we made along the way.
“Now is not the time for product placement” had me dying. Love you guys. :)
"Did you just asume my gender" will never get old, it's too good
The Rick Grimes impersonation was spot on, especially the way he aimed the revolver way too low.
If you have a handgun up pointed at center mass you cannot see a person's hands. Aim just below the belly button. If you need to fire then start low then work your way up with the 4th shot being about 3 inches below the collar bone.
This was actually the SECOND filming as they were forced to start over after the firing of Alec Baldwin as Stunt Coordinator, so...yeah...
@@paultoth7853 okay bro lol
@@kobrapromotions I did not come up with that. Guess your complaint is with John Farnum. Feel free to tell us all how your firearm training experience rivals his.
@@paultoth7853 well Training tell me to double tap in the chest and forget the rest
A woke zombie would never bite a human! They only eat tofu!
Dont be so sure. Insects is becoming a fad, we'll see what's next
@@tonygreif4931 But is not an insect a form of meat? Vegan Zombies?
@@crawford323 It is almost as if that was the point.
Insects may be a form of meat, but they don’t fart so they don’t contribute to global warming which is humanity’s fault. At least, as far as we know.
However anyone they do not consider human, i.e the non-woke, they would gladly bite, scratch, hit...
The most terrifying is woke zombies actually exist 😂
Mindless morons that follow wherever the horde goes, i see no difference.
They came for me. 3 times. Was a hard fight but i made it!
Texas is issuing hunting permits no bag limit so I’ve heard!
@@TheTrumpmancometh2024 shoot cant wait to turn 21 gonna get me a .338 lapua and get some wokes they have yee'd there last haw fellar
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Rick, Glenn, Zoey, and Francis is a team-up I didn't know I needed
I realized the same hehehe
Exacly 😂
And Dale
She looks more like Claire Redfield to me
I love how the first zombie wears a "Silence is Violence" t-shirt but still tries to bite the uninfected lol
Silence is literal violence. Speech is literal violence. Attacking people who don't share your views is necessary.
Now if the zombies had face masks on ...
Typical woketard behavior.
@@TheBabylonBee twitter logic in a nutshell not even the youtube dislike button or thumbs up emoji is safe from their nonsense.
Yup. Like in real life.
The funniest thing is that woke zombies had a valid concept of logic unlike real wokes.
Nah they're both scary. 😅
Um... it literally made their heads explode. That was the joke.
They came to a moment of realization and it was their demise.
my body my choice!! unless you have a poison shot of some mystery liquid a doctor can give to you!
@@breewashere Except woke don't seem to be able to have moments of realizations, in fact they seem to avoid them like the plague, probably because what we saw in this masterpiece would happen if they stopped to actually think about logic.
Hopefully everyone will look back on this era with videos like this and think to themselves, "damn, what the hell happened to us?"
Not us. Them.
There is no cure for wokeness short of a global apocalypse level disaster.
They’ll already think that
Hopefully what they’ll think is “thank god logic and wisdom prevailed and the woke idiots died off”
Wokeness is an Avengers level threat
@@HogW1ld385 if logic and wisdom prevailed, then the “woke idiots” would be in reference to evangelical Christians.
Love the guy in the beginning with the metal cutting saw… standing in front of the door screaming “dead end!” 🤣😂🤣😂
I actually wished this was a series. I would totally binge it lmao 🤣
Lol noice
I feel like the joke would get tiring really quick.
Me 2 lol
It is a series.. go out and watch!
They do like to turn on each other (would love to see more of it..)
Also, LOVE how reading Sowell was the cure.
Thomas Sowell is an extremely under appreciated national treasure.
The only thing that "unites" them is their hatred, that's why when they start fighting each other they always have to remind everyone that they all hate "heterosexual white male" to avoid them ripping each other apart.
However history has shown time and time again that alliances held by hatred can never stand and fracture easily, we are seeing this more and more with the civil war between different feminist factions, who can't agree about what feminism is, the conflict between BLM and BLM Roots, who are fighting over who is the real BLM (basically fighting over the money they have no intention of using to help communities in need) and soo forth.
That's how I try to convert my Normie friends. I always recommend Sowell to them. Sowell and Friedman. Because I noticed they even attacked Peterson but Sowell is bulletproof. So he's the perfect entry level to wake people up.
Loved the Left 4 Dead references with Zoey, Frances, the pills, and the medkit. Nicely done👍
Yes you are correct that was Zoey references. Homage to left 4 Dead franchise.
Bill: "Francis! Check your fire"
oh wow. the babylon bee referencing L4D ! 😍
YES! Best part of the video!! Too bad Zoey went woke. So many nerds crushed on her, but after going woke, we'd want to crush her in a different way. Time to get creative.
"Grabbin' peels.."
"I'm gonna get me some peels.."
I love this channel, it makes me laugh at the woke instead of making me angry at them
A "Now Hiring" sign is the ultimate woke zombie repellent.
Back in the 1980s when Reagan was President and Homelessness was a privileged victim class, I'd get panhandlers around Kenmore Square in Boston, while all around me the local stores had "Help Wanted" signs. What a juxtaposition wonderland -- "Spare change? Spare change? Spare change?" "Help Wanted! Help Wanted! Help Wanted!" "Spare change? Spare change? Spare change?"
@@wdd3141 Back when minimum wage was $3:35/hr panhandling paid way more so wasn't that big a surprise.
@@Grinlathak yeah, back when $3.35 could buy more than a few things too
@@Grinlathak Panhandling still makes more, depending where you are.
Great, i used, HELP WANTED, SAME, BORROWED FROM YOU.... KEEPS EM FAR AWAY, IM 73, Not 1 willing to work, for GREAT pay even...
So I do what I can myself.
That guy's Rick imitation was SPOT on, even the dumba-- way he held the hand cannon. VERY clever skit boys and girls.
I also noticed how he's holding the gun 🤣
Are you assuming their gender!?!
Totally agree , he channeled Rick perfectly!
💯
its called a colt python, not hand cannon that sounds dumb
The girl guzzling a bottle of pills had me 😂😂
Left For Dead!
Claire from Resident Evil 2 Remake. Someone at the Babylon Bee purchased a replica jacket.
@@ldrockmusic nice! I didn't even notice that!
I'm pretty sure that most people that have there eyes open nowadays feel the same sentiment.
@@ldrockmusic that was me :3
I live in California, I see this happen often. This was a typical Sunday afternoon for me.
When the zombies were arguing about “gender doesn’t make any sense” they shouldn’t have exploded. One should have said “it doesn’t matter, it’s better to be morally right than factually correct”
I love using "but silence is violence" if one of them doesn't like something I say.
Did you just assume that there is a universal morality that would be required to be morally right without morality just being a subjective opinion that we would not be able to justifiably use to cudgel our political opposition into silence? Because that would also be stating that there is a universal good and evil, and who are you to judge anyone for their actions? That is just an expression of power to allow your identity group to gain power and oppress other identity groups while you hide it under the guise of free speech. Therefore, I am going to cancel you for your misinformation and micro-aggression hate speech; and me doing this is definitely not exercising judgment on good or bad let alone going so far as to impose that judgment on you by disenfranchising you and threatening your livelihood because that would be discrimination and I am better than that, but not better in a universally true way, yet my moral superiority that is completely subjective because there is no universal good or evil is good enough to give me the moral grounds to cudgel you into submission.
'How can gender be real if it's a social construct?' isn't a contradiction though. Money is a social construct and is very much real, so they didn't really think that one through
@@theriflemaan because it's not a social construct. It's a biological inevitability. Money is a social construct because we could completely destroy it and we would still exist
@@theriflemaan They are basing it on "money illusion." Nominal value vs real value.
Can we just take a second to admire his EXCELLENT and hilarious Rick Grimes mannerism impressions?
the guy who played Rick was really good haha. The limp wristed gun point was spot on.
You're embarrassing.
For real! I was thinking the same thing 😂
That joke about Glenn with the baseball bat hit hard
I just love how you nailed the "Walking Dead" Andrea character! Just as neurotic as she was!🤣
That little nudge to Glenn's death... perfection!😚👌
Pretty good Rick accent too!
@@rhondaburnham8506 Kinda wished "Coral" would have been there!😅
Gad damn dude! I haven't gotten to that part of the show yet!
Pretty sure that’s Zoey from Left 4 Dead video game.
She is playing Claire Redfield from Resident Evil 2 Remake. She is a Brunette with her hair in a pony tail. It is the same jacket from the game.
The production value of the recent skits is truly cinematic, well done
They say you have to destroy the brain. But what if the brain was already destroyed?
Like The Potato's? Baked and Mashed.
Can't believe we have Francis & Zoey from L4D teaming up with Rick and Glen from TWD
Love the fact that they mixed the dynamic of left 4 dead characters with walking dead and dawn of the dead
I bet this gets taken down and seen as inciting violence. But I really enjoyed it!!! You guys are amazing!
It will be hate speech
"You're oppressing me!"
The Thomas Sowell book is beyond the pale.
Fear the woking ski
At this point people who don't agree with them simply existing and having a right to life is "inciting violence".
I love that Thomas Sowell was a cure. Well done!
Totally inaccurate though. Woke leftists would never read Sowell or any other rational critic.
That was awesome!
Thomas Sowell IS the cure
@@nicoleking772 For defunding health system, yes. For sickness, no.
@@gengis737 Pay for your own 💩! You are not everyone's responsibility.
This is an example of a typical walk through a college campus.
I love the mix of characters from Left4Dead and Walking Dead. The way "Zoey" cradled the health kit after downing the whole bottle of pills was funnier to me than half the jokes.
All the references had me dying I also liked the foreshadowing of a certain asian guy getting a bat to the head from began.
Yup, just casually swallow a whole bottle of what's probably just melatonin within two seconds
For some reason, I thought that was Claire Redfield haha
I thought the girl was Claire from Resident Evil 2? Claire was a rescuer who also likes to hoard health packs, well I do when I played her in the video game. 🤣
@@salamander337 In Left4Dead all of the characters slam a whole bottle of pills at once - I think it's a way for the game to make a whole bottle of pills into a single item (and the pills-rattling-in-a-plastic-bottle sound is a very recognizable sound).
There's a scene in "World War Z" where a zombie does a dramatic slow-turn when he hears a noise behind him before the entire horde goes after the source. That was already the visual image I'd been conjuring while picturing how wokies react whenever they hear someone using the wrong pronoun or something stupid like that. This video is so apt.
Loved every part of making this MOVIE!! 🍿 Long live the bee! 🐝
Heck yeah. Looking forward to that full length movie in the style of a pulp. Guess I could string your shorts together, but what am I, a nerd?
@@alexf8309 LOL - I am working on some longer form stuff but obviously, ya know, it takes a little longer
@@ChandlerJuliet when californians in texas part three?
No way is this really YOU??? I feel like I have met a movie star(well duh she was in the Woke Zombie movie moron)
As a lover of old time radio the product placement bit made a big smile come across my weary wrinkled face
The last scene got me, because logic and common sense is what’s lacking these days in society. Let alone the news outlets are lacking that too, not to mention our government.
He nailed Rick's voice and mannerisms haha
oh god, this Rick was perfect xD
@Mr. Awesome Where's CORAL? CORAL!!!!
The people who need to see this will never see it. The old guy really nailed it.
It wouldnt matter if they did. You think someone thats an ideologue will see this and have their whole world view changed? lol
"You're oppressing me" 💀⚰️
You assume that because as a Trumpster you can not fathom such possibilities with your small minded conservative brain, but us WOKE folks are capable of critical thinking and engaging in crushing debate with you fascist White colonizers who are now trying to destroy America. Thomas Sowell is a Token.
It's legitimately concerning that you would think anything in this video constitutes a valid argument against gender identity. Its a funny video but its based on a strawman argument taken from different places that don't represent the typical view of someone who isn't a bigot.
@@AlecSharratt101 k go cry elsewhere
I'm a big fan of walking dead, but I've just became even bigger fan of these series. The "woking dead" pun and all the character references from WD series were epic. Not to mention the sponsoring trick. Genius
The way hes holding the revolver at 2:44 😂
The scripts and acting, the props, and especially the direction and editing are outstanding! Your videos just keep getting better and better!
SWEET! You even included Rick's signature Barrel Droop.
Right?!?!😂
2:33 "OH HE'S COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET!!!"
Call an ambulance I'm dying hereee such an underrated joke
Zoey gobbling up pills is the most game-accurate shit I've ever seen
game accurate? you missed the point that wasnt health like in video-game, those were psych pills for anxiety, depression and such todays generations relays on them heavily
@@davidrowan7711 Still a nice nod to Left 4 Dead
@@davidrowan7711 consuming a whole jar of painkillers exactly like zoe did here is a big game mechanic in the iconic zombie shooter left 4 dead
@@1x1boop28 you can say that about about of games, it isn’t making a notion to videos games tho
@@davidrowan7711 literally the character who looks and is dressed like a character from the video game eats pills in the same iconic way that same iconic video game character eats pills and you're telling me that it has nothing to do with the video game.
yeah right.
The dialogue "Oo, he's coming out of the closet". Just placed with brilliance. Lol.
We need a part two now. Don’t leave us hanging. We need to know how the rest of the zombies are converted to normal!
With the power of god and anime!
when they do figure it out, they had better do it quick. No time to film it!
We also need to see the "natural immunity" of those already reading the book.😂🤣
Part 2 a vast enemy invades and woke zombies are forced to realize that equity does protect you from realism. Worse thing the zombies have to realize they would all be dead in labor camps if it wasn't for the humans.
The second part is going to be dead island 2 game
That pumpkin at the end: how are those pieces floating?
"As long as I don't have to die a gruesome death like that..." lmao.. Poor Glenn
OMG, this should be made into an actual movie. I would 100% go to see this.
200% better than the M-She-U
@@DesertDog its basically she-hulk for right wingers
@@HottInTheCity Right? Also, wtf is she-hulk and why is that even a thing?
"You're oppressing me" 😂
This really needs to be a series
The Woking Dead
"Not Sophie! We can't kill Sophie!"
Sophie spouts Woke nonsense.
"Okay. Let's kill her."
This was great! The Thomas Sowell Reader as the antidote is really top notch!
Thomas Sowell is just perfect, great job.
This 😂 gold. The guy imitating Rick did an excellent job.
The comment I was looking for, because I was too lazy to type, even though this se...
This was a fun one!! I’m so proud of our team. Great job everybody. It’s a dream come true to impersonate Rick Grimes!!
You did a great job.😇 You guys should do more of this.. perhaps make a series?🙏😇
Thank you! That would be fun.
NAILED IT!
For next time :
"Carllll!"
"Dad, I keep telling you, it's CATELYN now!"
Great job!
Better story writing than She-Hulk.
More care and thought put into costumes, character arcs and continuity than Rings of Power.
I allways thought about zombie games and movies like this..
They walk around usually in packs and when they see you not doing what they are they come running screaming and attacking you..
The "gender is a construct" scream send shivers down my spine 🥶
I like how Fake Grimes was holding his gun, it's exactly how he holds it in the show. Haha. That's the funniest part for me, not the dialogue but the body language.
That was EPIC! you guys had us rolling on the ground!
Oh my gosh, I have to stop watching The Babylon Bee and laughiing, before something in my belly gets broken. 🤣😂🤣
These documentaries are awesome.
Hahaha. As a fan of the early The walking dead show this just hit the spot. Brilliant
Holy moly oly! That was the best dad gum Rick Grimes impression I've ever seen. The sound of his voice, the mannerisms, the accent. Absolutely brilliant and well done.
I'm surprised no one said "You don't need that much ammo!" but regardless, a 9/10 for this. Great job guys and thanks for reminding me why I subscribed :)
Thanks man!!
His hair is pink!...no! It's CORAL!!!!
"told you I would think of something", great line from the protagonist who does basically nothing
"No, now is not the time for product placement"
Gold, pure gold.
Love the fact the 4 starters are referring to Zoey and Francis from l4d and Rick and Glenn from twd
Claire from RE2 Remake
The fact there's a clear Francis, I'd be inclined to say she's based off the Zoey character from L4D. The way she just pops a whole bottle of pills just like in L4D, within 10 seconds of her introduction, leads me to further believe it's Zoey. To each our own.
@@ldrockmusic Nah the bottle of pills, plus her hugging the medkit gives it away.
I literally have no idea what you said.
Wait, wait. Resident Evil 2 and Left 4 Dead. I got those.
@@steprockmedia no, not resident evil 2
I’m dying!!! OMG! This is fabulous! “You’re oppressing me,” is the line that is giving me life!!! Hilarious!
The Rick character pointing his revolver down was hilarious
They’re not zombies. They’re “living challenged”.
I liked the obvious reference to the game Left 4 dead, with the Francis and Zoey characters, in terms of their outfits and personalities, and the fact that she picked up a first aid kit, and took a whole bottle of pills. And they also had a Rick and Glen tribute from Walking Dead.
What makes this scary is how accurate it currently is. 😔
The worst Zombies i Had ever Seen in a Clip..Not only bitting you but also talking you to death aswell xD
If there's a slicker, more biting, and of course funnier satirical website out there, someone's gonna have to show it to me. Because these guys flat out RULE!!!
Loved the "He's coming out of the closet," line. 🤣
Thank you guys at BB. Humor is the best weapon against a horde of the 'woken dead'. :)
Man this show looks good, can't wait till season 2 comes out! Fear the Woke Dead!
"He's coming out of the closet"....that was awesome!
Of course the world would be saved by Thomas Sowell.
Good to see Rick Grimes teaming up with the L4D guys.
LMAO! That was good, it sucks that I can no longer enjoy anything Hollywood really kicks out anymore, but on youtube, I can still enjoy whats on here. Thanks.
I love how they had some references to Left 4 Dead too! Sophie is based off Zoey and Hudson is based off Francis. That was just great! Mixed in with the Walking Dead, what an hilarious skit! Well done Babylon Bee!
Thanks guys for keeping comedy alive!
The writing keeps getting better...