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0:00 beginniing
0:11 pain
0:28 timestamps
0:36 nono dont
0:42 end
0:44 You're reading UA-cam comments
1:53 Back to scrolling through UA-cam feed
i loved "nono dont" it was such a crucial part of the video
the true MVP!
This is way better than the other comment
@DawnMacaron huhuhu hehehe, who would know adding stamp points in the comment sections ironically would be so funny? Let alone a bunch of people doing it, thus removing any originality to the already dead joke...🥱🙄
i have no agency in my life
Real
👑
Same
im so sad.
my life should be short and I’m dumb as shit
Childhood memory: 30 minutes
Political theory: 1 second
Is Margherita Pizza good: 65 minutes
@@matthewsama But every second of it is worth watching
@@matthewsama this too!
"That reminds me of that time when Churchill discoursed about WORLD OF TANKS!!!"
Conclusion: 4 seconds
You're welcome:
0:00 - Start
0:06 - Villainous boast
0:09 - Comment scroll
0:10 - Despairful monologue
0:17 - People used to say to him "Videos should be long and you're dumb as shit"
0:24 - The moment he became the Man Who Carried the Thing
0:29 - Introduction of timestamps
0:35 - Villain's defeat
0:39 - Conclusion
0:24 is my favourite part
Oh God, thank you. I would have never known how to watch this video without your guidance
You forgot about 12:59:59
Bro 12:59:59 was my favorite part
@@jellocrackers9107 did you see the epic fight at 23:23:00?
0:01 start
0:43 end
Erm actually it starts at 0:00
🤓☝️
0:10 change of music
Thank you, you have helped the world more than you could ever know.
The only good youtube comment on "The only good youtube comment"
Thank you. Immediately clicked the end timestamp.
0:26 if you're curious he wrote "gvffrtyjv" and something else off-screen
It's a secret code, we must decipher this mystery. The mystery that is *gvffrtvjv* and something else
@@fluffsquirrel If we figure out what "gvffrtvjv" means, it could give us the clues we need to figure out the rest
thank you
Guys, calm down. There's clearly nothing special about *gvffrtvjv*
@@fluffsquirrel generating very false facts rhetorically through yelling just verbatim - Man carrying thing
Spends 4 seconds on 9/11, moves on to the Protestant work ethic, 54 minutes later gets back to 9/11 for four minutes on a half. Very well-structured video.
Spends 1 second on political theory
"In short, this is the problem with capitalism."
Thank you. I was counting on someone to do the math breakdown. Justice for all.
That actually sounds shockingly similar to a video I watched lol
that's just how video essays are formatted
you're welcome:
0:00 -introduction
0:04 -the reveal
0:13 -remembering
0:23 -the buildup
0:30 -the new weapon
0:35 -the enemy realizes they've lost
0:42 -the end
Very useful; this meandering around nearly cost me 30 seconds
Thanks man, you did me such a solid! I thought I was going to take time off work just to get through this video.
i'm welcomed
thank you sexgod69
you forgot about 1:00:00
You're welcome :
0:00 - The anticipation builds as the video starts, hopes high for enlightenment.
0:01 - Still optimistic, but already questioning if this will be worth it.
0:02 - Mild skepticism starts creeping in. Is this going anywhere?
0:03 - A brief moment of existential crisis sets in. Why are we here?
0:04 - Contemplating the mysteries of the universe while waiting for something substantial.
0:05 - Feeling a twinge of impatience. Can we get to the point, please?
0:06 - Wondering if time is merely a construct, especially when waiting for UA-cam videos to get to the point.
0:07 - Starting to lose faith in humanity's ability to deliver concise content.
0:08 - A fleeting thought: maybe I should just watch cat videos instead.
0:09 - Contemplating the meaning of life, the universe, and why this video is still dragging on.
0:10 - Suddenly, a glimmer of hope! Is this the moment we've been waiting for?
0:11 - Nope, just pain. Painfully slow progress.
0:12 - Wishing for a time machine to fast-forward through this ordeal.
0:13 - Attempting to channel inner zen to cope with the slow pace.
0:14 - Time seems to have slowed down to a crawl. Is this punishment for past sins?
0:15 - Contemplating whether watching paint dry would be a more fulfilling use of time.
0:16 - Seriously considering clicking away, but still holding on to a shred of hope.
0:17 - Hoping against hope that the next second will bring salvation.
0:18 - Beginning to question if this video will ever have a point.
0:19 - Imagining a parallel universe where UA-cam videos are always concise and to the point.
0:20 - Wondering if this is some sort of social experiment on patience.
0:21 - Entertaining the idea of writing a strongly worded comment about the lack of progress.
0:22 - Feeling a strange mix of frustration and determination to see this through.
0:23 - Debating the merits of perseverance versus clicking away in defeat.
0:24 - The struggle is real. The struggle to stay awake, that is.
0:25 - A.I takes over earth
0:26 - Robot overlords demand organs as payment for rent
0:27 - Considering the possibility that time itself has ceased to exist within this video.
0:28 - Ah, timestamps! A beacon of hope in the sea of aimlessness.
0:29 - Temptation beckons. Should I skip ahead? But what if I miss something important?
0:30 - 30 year revolution
0:31 - Contemplating the consequences of skipping ahead and potentially missing a crucial detail.
0:32 - Succumbing to the allure of instant gratification. Must. Resist. Urge. To. Skip.
0:33 - First contact with alien life
0:34 - Resolutely clinging to the belief that good things come to those who wait.
0:35 - Still holding out hope that this video will redeem itself in the end.
0:36 - Nono, don't click the timestamp! But the temptation is unbearable...
0:37 - Succumbing to curiosity. What harm could one click do?
0:38 - Clicking the timestamp against better judgment. The point of no return.
0:39 - Regretting the decision immediately. Should have listened to the narrator.
0:40 - Political theory
0:41 - Reflecting on life choices and the consequences of impulsive actions.
0:42 - The end. We got what we wanted, but at what cost? some may say the true cost was the mental toll of keeping the audience in suspense but others might say the cost was 42 seconds
holy shit
Good job, but also fuck you, I'm not reading that:)
lore goes crazy
Bro has agency.
I decided to login just to leave a like on this comment
My comment doesn’t matter
EDIT: Due to popular demand, I’ll be adding time stamps. (0:00), time it takes you to see this comment, (0:02), time it takes to finish and like this comment, (0:15), time it takes you to comment. Hope this helps!
No but you matter.
@@RossLemon Aww
You matter Avery! We are rooting for you!
@@RivalHades-mk1xl Be careful what you wish for!
@@RossLemon Yes and that burger matters too, I want it.
0:00 Setup
0:03 The face of defeat
0:05 The face of power and supremacy
0:06 The face of Confusion 0: and back to craziness (:<
0:08 More confusion
0:09 The comments of grief
0:11 Beginning of the speech of pain
0:14 The face of it all
0:17 Back to the fields of suffering
0:19 Another Important part of the great speech
0:22 Tragic flashback
0:23 Almost breaks into tears
0:26 His greatest achievement begins
0:29 His glorious product of this amazing work
0:35 Laws of digital content and the universe is broken within an instant
0:39 What he gave the people
This is good
"Skip to Highlight" extension skips straight to 0:39, mad respect to whoever did that.
I thought that was hella funny lmao
Comedy gold for sure
I knew I detected Hawks' influence in "Chuck Versus the Thing From Another World."
They ripped the line ‘Guys, I know kung fu’ straight from Rio Bravo
But only the early seasons.
It warms my heart to not only hear a Chuck reference in this video, but to see people commenting about it! Here I thought I was one of the only people left on earth who knew of the show.
Man Carrying Comment Section
This is in fact the man carrying thing comment section
the comment section is heavy yet he still carries on!
This comment is the best one yet. I also have a hunch the two people above me did not understand the joke.
Now, you might be thinking, "whoa hold up, 4 seconds is NOT enough time to cover everything revolving around 9/11..." and you'd be right
Which is why the video essay cleverly comes back to 9/11 an hour later to talk about it for 4 and a half more minutes, which should be enough to fill in all the missing pieces
you're welcome:
0:00 Intro
0:01 meandering
0:11 sadness
0:18 videos should be long
0:22 dumb as shit
0:24 he decided to fight back
0:28 he never misses, the absolute legend!
0:43 end
0:44 bye
0:00 start
0:28 point is made
0:37 point is used in battle
0:42 end
Those comments are essential on any +10 minute video from SiIvagunner
Shoutout to the timestampers on the hour-long Mega Man 3 rip
@@longbeing FR
+ in live performances and dj sets when Shazam can't do the job
As a Czech citizen, I never expected this turnout
i love your country
@@ManCarryingThing we love you back
😆😆
áľáľ,3&@@ManCarryingThing 3&
I’m also Czech
The watch time analytics on this one are gonna be wild
0:29 punchline that's in the thumbnail
0:01 - Introduction
0:02 - "The Meandering"
0:03 - Not getting to his point
0:04 - For
0:05 - Ominous Sound
0:06 - NOTHING
0:07 - Morons
0:08 - You can do
0:09 - Evil laugh
0:10 - Evil laugh (elaboration)
0:11 - So much
0:12 - Pain
0:13 - Discussion of the world
0:14 - A Long Time
0:15 - Worthless Comments
0:16 - Your Comments Matter
0:17 - People
0:18 - What people used to say
0:19 - What people used to say (cont)
0:20 - Good Video Duration
0:21 - You’re Dumb
0:22 - Videos Should be Long
0:23 - You’re Dumb x2
0:24 - Break
0:25 - The Decision
0:26 - Fighting Back
0:27 - Vigorous Chicken Typing
0:28 - More Vigorous Chicken Typing + Cinematic Music Intensifies
0:29 - Timestamps Commented
0:30 - The Power of Timestamps
0:31 - Showing the Way
0:32 - Reclaiming Lost Time
0:33 - Pique of the Speech
0:34 - Meanderer
0:35 - Evil UA-camr Gets Scared
0:36 - Begging People to Not Use Timestamps
0:37 - Evil UA-camr Lying
0:38 - Promising He was Getting to His Point
0:39 - Howard Hawks
0:40 - His Influence
0:41 - The Early Seasons
0:42 - Chuck
0:00 Start.
0:01 MCT meanders.
0:04 Viewer beholds.
0:06 *dramatic boom sound*
0:07 There's nothing we can do.
0:09 Comment section.
0:11 So much pain.
0:12 Books.
0:13 Toy rocket.
0:14 He was apathetic too.
0:15 His comments didn't matter.
0:17 Dracula has no agency.
0:19 Videos should be long.
0:22 Videos should be long, you're dumb as shit.
0:24 He decides to fight back.
0:27 He fights back.
0:28 Timestamps
0:32 He reclaims his time from you.
0:35 MCT cries.
0:37 He was getting to his point.
0:38 Timestamps are utilized.
0:40 His point.
0:43 The end.
i admire your initiative to fight back against the long meandering video tyranny
In Chuck season 3 episode 6 "Chuck VS the Nacho Sampler", a newspaper can be seen in the Nerd Herd desk in the Buy More. This is a subtle reference to the Howard Hawkes movie "His Girl Friday", in which Walter, the main character, is a nerd who works for a newspaper.
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
Start: 0:00
Middle: 0:21
End: 0:42
Heyyyy we tied!
Bring back the interval, videos too long these days.
Was not expecting a Chuck reference, love that show
0:02 Incredible! Man Carrying Thing went from 366k subscribers to 448k (as of may 8th of 2024) un only a few minutes of releasing this video.
The absolute legend! He never misses!
Anything less than 2 hours of Anne Hathaway discourse means I'm not watching the video.
Anything labeled "discourse" means I'm not watching it. I don't need to click off yet another theory heavy video made by some philosophy/comp. lit. double major who has actually read Foucault and even worse, took him seriously.
I remember a time on youtube, when it was popular to comment: "Video starts at [time stamp]"
And some content creators were so pissed about it!
I always wondered if content creators could simply delete such comments - I guess not?
@@TokyoXtreme They can delete whatever comment they want
@@pineapplepenguin1759 but my freedom of speech ... what about Obama?
@@joshuaizly5502 thought crime detected, -9000 social credit points have been deducted
@joshuaizly5502
I award you the best comment award. This is the best comment I have seen so far, and you are the first person to ever receive this award. You made me audibly laugh. Congratulations I am so proud of you.
So glad Chuck is getting some exposure
Such a great show!
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
0:00: Intro
0:10: Your life has no agency
00:12: Plankton farts and dies extended universe announcement
00:14: Man carrying thing is quitting UA-cam
00:20: Man carrying thing is coming out of retirement to get back on UA-cam.
00:22: First sponsor from nordvpn. 00:27: Second sponsor from surfshark.
00:29: Plankton farts and dies callback.
00:33: Third sponsor from raid shadow legends.
00:40: Plankton farts and dies 2 part 2 confirmed
00:42: The meaning of life, the universe, and everything else.
That is all ?
Are you sure that we can not just kidnap some evolved incel monkey man and force him to solve your botched solution ?
Some people do not want fame, they just want riches .
( Rubbish, we don't want to be happy, we want to be famous! Fook : Yeah! What is all this "is she the one" tripe? )
Very clever!
I loved the way the youtuber and the comments acted like it was all happening at the same time.
Lovely video once again.
Man Carrying Comments
I love the literal one (1) second of political theory
Ok but I would unironically love to watch a video from you about Chuck
Legitimately the longest MCT video I've seen in a while. Brb grabbing my popcorn and tea, this is gonna be a feature-length masterpiece.
I can think of something that might help navigate this Iditarod of a video.
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I swear I started typing this before I saw the other comments
I so original
Oh my God thank you so much
Weird I just saw you edit your comment in real time
I'm sad
I so pale.
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he never timestaps, he always misses
thank you, i needed this
of course then youtubers like me don't put timestamps because i don't want to watch my video again to figure out where they go
Sponsorblock saves even more time with this, and if the creator puts the timestamps in the description then it's even better, cause YT pretty neatly integrated them into the UI
0:00 the beginning
0:11 Man carrying thing talks about his experiences and the relationship between him and long form content
0:24 Man carrying thing talks about how he fought against the long form content by typing comments that include timestamps
0:42 the end
You are welcome
Props to the person on SponsorBlock who labeled the ending as the highlight of the video
The only reason im here is because i saw the word "czech" in the thumbnail, your plan worked
I was not expecting a Chuck reference in this video but I'm here for it and love you all the more!
wow a chuck reference that goes deep
02:34:17 man carries thing
HE DID IT
For the people who do timestamp lists you are deeply underrated, and please continue your good work, you are valid and always will be in the UA-cam space
I'm really tempted to make a video essay structured just like that comment now.
Please
0:42 Highlight of the video
Actually
Bro I love these videos. And to be fair I love comments. I always read a bunch of them.
0:01 - Start of video
0:10 - Man Carries a thing
0:20 - Man becomes a thing
0:30 - Man denies being a thing despite being a thing now
0:40 - Man explodes a thing
0:50 - Man talks about gullibility
😂 love it!
Thank god for those timestamps man. I’m really glad I know how to skip the political theory section now. You’ve saved me so much time.
any video over 10 minutes should be legally mandated to have chapters
books have them, movies have them, shows have them, but only YT forces us to sift through a 4 hour long video about potatoes to find the part where the dude is actually talking about something.
Movies do NOT have chapters lmao
@@kenswords
Ever had a DVD?
@@grim_2000 When I was younger, yeah. Are you thinking of scenes? I think that's the terminology for it, but besides, movies are meant to be watched in one sitting (and shows have episodes.) I'd say it'd probably be good practice for UA-camrs to put chapters in their longer videos, but it isn't always applicable in certain situations (that one bill wurtz video about the history of the world comes to mind.)
@@kenswords
No, I was talking about DVDs, because there movies were split in chapters. And yes, movies are meant to be seen in one sitting, but so are YT videos for the most part.
Also, some films have literal chapters, like some Tarantino films (Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, etc) for example, or the recent _Everything, everywhere, all at once_
Chuck is one of my favorite shows so hearing it in the wild when no one talks about it was a total jump scare. Short skirt long jacket
scary how accurate the "let me explain" bit is. God I wish that would go away. Right up there with "doctors HATE him." in my book
Can we all appreciate how he could have dusted off his keyboard for this video, but he stays true to himself and down to earth unlike those other youtubers who quite frankly dont carry a damn thing!?
Im so sad because he's right...I dont have any agency in my life...
Oh boy I sure do hope that a piano will not appear in the sky and fall on head!
I say I say boy
a piano just crushed my body, but at least i have cool piano teeth now! i just sure hope an elephant doesnt fall onto me, that would su
For those doing their English assignment:
0:00 Setting
0:03 Conflict introduced
0:05 Rising Action
0:11 Internal Conflict
0:21 Flashback
0:26 Climax
0:35 Falling Action
0:38 Conclusion
Those people are the real heroes in society.
I would kill for an MCT video about Chuck
He never timestamps the absolute legend
0:00 start
0:10 change of music
0:10 laughing
0:11 interview
0:21 first swear
0:22 flashback
0:25 fighting back decision
0:27 another change of music
0:27 plan starts
0:28 typing
0:29 comment created
0:31 speech
0:37 begging to not click on timestamps
0:39 100% conclusion no clickbait
0:43 end
Everyone always asks “who is Kony 2012”… but no one ever asks “how is Kony 2012.”
this comment is bad
edit: 0 likes! omg! thanks!
Seriously tho, I hate those kinda comments.
"Thanks for the yt likes! It makes up for the love my parents never gave me!"
“MOM I’M FAMOUS”
I've found some of them funny if they are jokes but they are all some kind of bait
YOU ARE NOW RESPONSIBLE FOR MAKING THIS FIVE-HOUR VIDEO. Better remember some painful childhood memories! DO IT.
Omg i saw one of these on a “things to do when bored” video and it helped a ton! Except from the fact non of the things to do when bored were helpful
the recommendations have blessed me with this one.
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You're welcome
0:00 "I hope you idiots"
0:01 "Love long ma-
0:02 -ndering videos because I'm"
0:03 "Not getting to my point"
0:04 "For"
0:05 "Awhile"
0:06 "And there is nothing"
0:07 "You morons"
0:08 "Can do about it ha-"
0:09 "Haha"
0:10 "Hahaha"
0:11 "There's so much"
0:12 "Pain in this world"
0:13 "For a long time"
0:14 "I was apathetic too"
0:15 "I used to think"
0:16 "My comments"
0:17 "They-they don't matter"
0:18 "People used to say to me,
0:19 "Videos should be"
0:20 "Long and"
0:21 "You're dumb as sh*t"
0:22 "Videos should be long and
0:23 "You're dumb as sh*t"
0:24 ..
0:25 "Then I decided"
0:26 "To fight back"
0:27 *Villain arc begins*
0:28 *Villain arc intensifies*
0:29 *Villain arc at it's peak*
0:30 "Time stamps, would"
0:31 "Show the way, Time"
0:32 "Stamps would say I"
0:33 "Reclaim my time from you"
0:34 "You meandering"
0:35 "Tyrant no-no-no
0:36 "Don't click on the"
0:37 "Time stamps I was getting to my"
0:38 "Point I promise"
0:39 "And that's how Howard Hawks"
0:40 "Influenced the early"
0:41 "Seasons of Chuck"
0:42 End
You’re Welcome:
0:00 Beginning of the Universe
0:07 God’s baby photos
0:15 Paradise Lost by John Milton
0:24 The economic ramifications of the King James Bible
0:29 The 100 years war
0:32 Turn of the 22nd Century
0:00 Beginning of the Universe again
0:33 Fall of the Antarctic Continental Alliance
0:37 A really big strawberry
0:39 World War VI
0:42 The life and Death of Napoleon 2
Great video man carrying thing! Your point is agreeable and relatable! I am sharing this is many of my friends!
who else rewatching chuck just for the howard hawks
you're welcome.
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Thank You 😂
Oh my gosh yesssssss, bless the timestampers ;u;
Also, funny acting & video as a whole!
I love it when the videos themselves have time stamps :3
this radiates Super Eyepatch Wolf energy
Surely the youtuber won't forget timestamps this time
Hero's Journey steps in timestamps:
0:00 - Ordinary World
0:04 - Call to Adventure
0:08 - Refusal of the Call
0:12 - Meeting the Mentor
0:16 - Crossing the Threshold
0:20 - Tests, Allies, and Enemies
0:24 - Approach to the Inmost Cave
0:28 - Ordeal
0:32 - Reward (Seizing the Sword)
0:36 - The Road Back
0:40 - Resurrection
0:43 - Return with the Elixir
Recently watched what the ‘refresh’ does on a windows computer… I’m happy some left a comment to get straight to the point instead of watching 10 minutes video
Timestamp comments incoming
4:20 funny number
you’re welcome:
0:00 - Chapter 1: Black Mesa Inbound
0:01 - Chapter 2: Anomalous Materials
0:02 - Chapter 3: Unforeseen Consequences
0:03 - Chapter 4: Office Complex
0:04 - Chapter 5: "We've Got Hostiles"
0:05 - Chapter 6: Blast Pit
0:06 - Chapter 7: Power Up
0:07 - Chapter 8: On A Rail
0:08 - Chapter 9: Apprehension
0:09 - Chapter 10: Residue Processing
0:10 - Chapter 11: Questionable Ethics
0:11 - Chapter 12: Surface Tension
0:12 - Chapter 13: "Forget About Freeman!"
0:13 - Chapter 14: Lambda Core
0:14 - Chapter 15: Xen
0:15 - Chapter 16: Gonarch's Lair
0:16 - Chapter 17: Interloper
0:17 - Chapter 18: Nihilanth
0:42 - Endgame
The Half-Life saga is the story of Gordon Freeman, a physicist who finds himself at the center of resistance to an alien invasion that threatens the future of humanity. From Valve's 1998 debut game onward, the series has been at the forefront of immersive action and storytelling. The story of Half Life continues on in episode 2, Half Life 2. A further continuation of the game, however argued to be an alternate universe is found in Half Life: Alyx for VR.
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I love this long form discussion on the philosophy of Honore de Balzac, keep up the good work
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What about the end
@@Markeplier23*The Ended*
@@Markeplier23 You're on your own
@@Markeplier23 You have reached the end because you are reading comments on UA-cam.
I'll watch once someone posts timestamps
You're welcome:
0:00 - The beginning
0:01 - The first second
0:02 - The second second
0:03 - The third second
0:04 - The fourth second
0:05 - The fifth second
0:06 - The sixth second
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0:42 - The forty-second second
0:00 Start
0:01 Setting
0:02 Villain Introduction
0:03 Exposition to main conflict
0:04 Protagonist Introduction
0:05 Start of rising action
0:06 camera cuts between hero and villain
0:07 trigger warning, name-calling
0:08 emotional resolve of the hero wavers
0:09 cut to side characters victimized by antagonist
0:10 list of victims continues
0:11 Hero monologue begins
0:12 "so much pain" visualized by books containing stories of adveristy
0:13 "in this world" represented by the Space Shuttle which once soared above the world
0:14-0:17 hero recounts the past when he used to be weaker, and relatable to the audience
0:18 cut back to comment section, represent the common downtrodden man
0:19-0:20 presentation of false conclusion that protagonist has risen above
0:21-0:23 cut to flashback of a supporting antagonist whom leads the common man astray
0:24 climax of story begins
0:25 Hero finds his voice
0:26 Hero begins to fight back against central conflict
0:27-0:28 demonstration of the tool used by the hero, a keyboard alike to one owned by any other supporting character
0:29 cut to the hero's decisive first strike against the antagonist
0:30 Hero explains his actions and gives a blueprint for the common man to follow behind
0:31-0:32 full visual example for the audience to witness
0:33-0:34 hero's direct confrontation with the villain
0:35 Falling action begins
0:36 Villain panics and begins to crumble to the villain
0:37 cut to the hero's weapon about to strike down the villain
0:38 conflict resolved, villain has been made powerless
0:39-0:41 potential sequel bait with partial lore drop from villain
0:42 Conclusion
Man carrying youtube comment section
NOOOOOOOOO
video starts at 0:42
Thank you!
“your welcome”
He’s so humble
The heroes we never knew about are the ones we needed the most.
Just wanna share that a few nights ago I had a dream I met you and your girlfriend around my street here in Guarujá, Brazil, and when I said I watched your videos I made some lame joke I can't remember, and both of you were like "Uhhh" and went away, then carried on to make a video complaining about meeting me, saying I was a loser or some shit.
I was really happy when I woke up knowing it wasn't real. It didn't feel good.
Please come to Guarujá and mercilessly humiliate me for the sake of viewership. Obrigado.
sounds exactly like something i would do - be safe out there
@@ManCarryingThing CAN YOU POST THE SONG NAME?? Jeeesus christ.
you're welcome:
0:00 -introduction
7:11 -the czech new wave
20:13 -9/11
20:17 -the protestant work ethic
38:09 -Billy Wilder's Sunset Boulevard
45:00 -memory of childhood that's barely relevant
1:14:01 -9/11 again
1:18:33 -who is Kony 2012
2:07:19 -is margherita pizza good?
3:12:00 -Anne Hathaway discourse
4:18:06 -political theory
4:18:07 -more childhood memories
5:00:00 -conclusion
this is so true
0:45 goes crazy
The punchline is at 0:00
Your welcome
The stages of grief but a YT comment
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please wipe your keyboard. thank you.
no
@@ManCarryingThingHe said no!
Now what
the ad i got before this video was literally a "are u tired of long videos" ad lmfao
The Czech new wave being a term largely associated with annyoing film bro essayists makes me proud to be Czech