Which Skyrim City can fight the most BEARS?

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  • How many bears can each city in Skyrim fight?
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  • @CoOlKyUbI96
    @CoOlKyUbI96 4 роки тому +4444

    This is like a JRPG.
    At the beginning: Bears trying to kill simple towns guards.
    At the end: *Bears trying to kill God*

    • @donutboi6187
      @donutboi6187 4 роки тому +75

      Literally just Persona 5

    • @kostasspirou1010
      @kostasspirou1010 4 роки тому +10

      @@donutboi6187 that's what I was thinking 😂

    • @cilantromcghee3092
      @cilantromcghee3092 4 роки тому +28

      Then the bears kill sonic. Not really sure where that fits in to your model friend.

    • @libertyprime3827
      @libertyprime3827 4 роки тому +10

      It's like a JRPG but it's actually good which classifies it as a WRPG

    • @terrencewalsh9098
      @terrencewalsh9098 4 роки тому

      @@gordonfreeman474 Is....is that hat films?

  • @Superdan4290
    @Superdan4290 4 роки тому +9965

    Imagine taking a really hard cooking test and then your teacher yells “But now it’s time for the REAL test!” And just lets a bunch of wild bears in the building.

    • @jackzter049
      @jackzter049 4 роки тому +375

      Then you realise your in riften

    • @stanstanstan2597
      @stanstanstan2597 4 роки тому +112

      I would probably either die quickly or hunt the bleep out of some bears

    • @nono-zc1dj
      @nono-zc1dj 4 роки тому +17

      Weren’t you on a general Sam video, ya dingus

    • @stanstanstan2597
      @stanstanstan2597 4 роки тому +6

      Peak & Peak me? No. I don’t know who that is.

    • @Superdan4290
      @Superdan4290 4 роки тому +4

      Peak & Peak no, I’ve never heard of that.

  • @lostpotato4723
    @lostpotato4723 3 роки тому +6376

    Imagine dying because of a bear then getting to heaven and then you're attacked by bears again

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 2 роки тому +200

      Plot twist: that was hell

    • @shardinhand1243
      @shardinhand1243 2 роки тому +39

      moxxie in the latest episode of hellova boss... the sharks hate him!

    • @ZazeH
      @ZazeH 2 роки тому +19

      sounds like the defintion of hell tbh

    • @mrhouse9368
      @mrhouse9368 2 роки тому +113

      When u get mauled by a bear and die then u go to heaven and god says: but now it’s time for the REAL test, and another bear starts attacking u

    • @isaacnewton1700
      @isaacnewton1700 2 роки тому +2

      I think you mean Sovngarde

  • @InfinitusMG
    @InfinitusMG 3 роки тому +3323

    Whiterun: is wiped out by a paltry 8 bears
    The Companions: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @IAlightenI
    @IAlightenI 4 роки тому +3728

    "The security in Whiterun is terrible. Shameful, is what it is."

    • @fieryscorpion6696
      @fieryscorpion6696 4 роки тому +324

      We thought he was a fool, we never listened to his wisdom. And as we are now being eaten alive by bears he’s looking down on us as the lowley bear fodder we always were.

    • @KlaverKatten
      @KlaverKatten 4 роки тому +7

      Whiterun is a bad city to fight, as Dragonsreach tracks hostility towards you separately than the rest and will keep being hostile towards you even after the rest of Whiterun has turned nonhostile again.
      at least that is my experience :p

    • @ForeverOfMusic
      @ForeverOfMusic 4 роки тому +22

      Remember they sent 4 guards to Riverwood and those guards don't get replaced in Whiterun proper.

    • @mathewestrella6291
      @mathewestrella6291 4 роки тому +28

      The problem is that he had the lamecloaks as guards

    • @toastymarshmallow5372
      @toastymarshmallow5372 4 роки тому +2

      he was right
      we should have listened to him

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 4 роки тому +6024

    Imagine finally ascending to Sovngarde after spending years as a just warrior, only to walk in and see everyone dead while 90 bears are spazzing out.

    • @theblackcatvieweraccount5402
      @theblackcatvieweraccount5402 4 роки тому +206

      Then being eaten alive by the bears...

    • @hamsnub
      @hamsnub 3 роки тому +77

      TheBlackCat viewerAccount well- eaten dead

    • @animefan1979
      @animefan1979 3 роки тому +118

      no imagine going to sovengarde then having to watch hundreds of bears fight sonic

    • @thecringydorito8497
      @thecringydorito8497 3 роки тому +27

      What happens if you die in sovengard

    • @AT-kj2vq
      @AT-kj2vq 3 роки тому +14

      I'm more concerned if they drank all the Mead in the process

  • @boostedleafeon7794
    @boostedleafeon7794 3 роки тому +3217

    What annoyed me most was Solitude's lack of reaction. I accidentally pick up a Flower and the whole town is trying to kill me in seconds, but there's bear eating the people, oh well, that can wait....

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 2 роки тому +240

      Yeah you really need to mod in a town alert so that all the guards know when an attack is happening or it just doesn't work for stuff like this. Skyrim just wasn't made with the idea of the towns being attacked in mind, which is funny since thats exactly what certain events like dragons and vampires do. They need a town bell.

    • @johnbarker256
      @johnbarker256 2 роки тому +110

      Yea bro screw the bears, that guy stole a deathbell

    • @donutlovingwerewolf8837
      @donutlovingwerewolf8837 2 роки тому +5

      @@Merilirem there is a city bell mod

    • @aristonaragao3171
      @aristonaragao3171 2 роки тому +39

      Well the city *is* called Solitude…

    • @krieger8825
      @krieger8825 2 роки тому +10

      That's why we have big ass bells everywhere in the old times

  • @Jayzgrouse
    @Jayzgrouse 3 роки тому +3924

    Keep in mind Ulfric and like 4 dudes did better than the entire city of Whiterun by a pretty large margin.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 2 роки тому +410

      Whiteruns problem is that most of its fighting force is outside the walls or in other places where they can't hear the bears. This event goes very different if you use open cities.

    • @aeugchad
      @aeugchad 2 роки тому +65

      Ulfric has the Thu'um

    • @firstlast6437
      @firstlast6437 2 роки тому +108

      @@Merilirem "the outcome is different when using mods"
      Yeah, no shit buddy.

    • @BoObOo-md5vg
      @BoObOo-md5vg 2 роки тому +8

      @@firstlast6437 tf

    • @guntugakgun1924
      @guntugakgun1924 2 роки тому

      Open citi3s yea

  • @Dave-xn4zg
    @Dave-xn4zg 4 роки тому +9470

    Imagine hunting a bear then a strange voice says “but this is the real test” and suddenly 100 more bears appear

    • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
      @mcbadrobotvoice8155 4 роки тому +622

      That would be unbearable.

    • @grandmoffgigi
      @grandmoffgigi 4 роки тому +353

      @@mcbadrobotvoice8155 I wouldn't want to be the man bearing that weighty situation

    • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
      @mcbadrobotvoice8155 4 роки тому +262

      gigi i don’t think they prebeared for it

    • @nguyeninhtri1155
      @nguyeninhtri1155 4 роки тому +110

      ...Need me to show you guys the door?

    • @gunmob5442
      @gunmob5442 4 роки тому +154

      It would be quite the feat to defeat those bears especially if you would be bearfoot

  • @ironwolf3319
    @ironwolf3319 4 роки тому +2037

    "We're missing two Bears!"
    "Check inside."
    Skyrim in a nutshell.

    • @thenthson
      @thenthson 4 роки тому +40

      That caused me a minor flashback of these falmer. I had ducked into a building thinking that they couldn't cross a level transition.
      They could. And I crapped myself because I was looking at a plant when I got killed.

    • @Lightskinlightning
      @Lightskinlightning 4 роки тому +4

      I liked just to be number 700

    • @gabecassidy3675
      @gabecassidy3675 4 роки тому

      i know the app you got your avatar from

    • @sk1n.sl4ughterxx
      @sk1n.sl4ughterxx 4 роки тому +4

      Nice pfp bro

    • @Grey_World1
      @Grey_World1 4 роки тому +2

      I didn't realize bears could go inside.

  • @Urahara451
    @Urahara451 2 роки тому +1583

    This is exactly why Sheogorath is not allowed to spend time with Hircine.

  • @maxcheek3943
    @maxcheek3943 2 роки тому +1087

    This man baked an entire tub of cookie dough just to show heaven takes 95 bears to to get obliterated

    • @tianamaycry
      @tianamaycry 2 роки тому +23

      He prolly just had a sweet tooth that day.

    • @flamechampionlv5why
      @flamechampionlv5why 2 роки тому +8

      Yeah, that's science

    • @edwardv1255
      @edwardv1255 2 роки тому +16

      He sacrificed so much for us. And all he got in return was a shit-ton of delicious cookies.

    • @siamwse
      @siamwse Рік тому +9

      this sentence would kill a victorian child

    • @rianmela3825
      @rianmela3825 9 місяців тому

      ​@@siamwseI don't get this meme anymore 😭

  • @shoople
    @shoople 4 роки тому +2802

    "oh no, the bears have come out of the general store" this is why people choose youtube over cable

    • @bareyeelos2417
      @bareyeelos2417 4 роки тому +64

      I’m glad someone else cracked up at this lmfao

    • @euanmabrown97
      @euanmabrown97 4 роки тому +9

      No competition

    • @xander4644
      @xander4644 4 роки тому

      i laughed so hard at that part lol

    • @emanuel81111
      @emanuel81111 4 роки тому +1

      Bear- "2 chicken leg please"

    • @emanuel81111
      @emanuel81111 4 роки тому +14

      The fact that some people are watching cable right its really really demoralizing . Imagine having to watch 1/2 ads 1/2 repeated boring as fuck tv shows , fake news and movies from 2003

  • @Schneeregen_
    @Schneeregen_ 4 роки тому +3207

    "As it turns out, it's pretty hard to cook god"
    I'll keep that in mind.

    • @jonathanhinga4132
      @jonathanhinga4132 3 роки тому +6

      You mean its hard to cook me?

    • @notadog8662
      @notadog8662 3 роки тому +13

      so it’s possible, I WILL COOK YOU GOOOOOOOOD

    • @jonathanhinga4132
      @jonathanhinga4132 3 роки тому +5

      @@notadog8662 oh, god
      Stay away from me..

    • @sloth9204
      @sloth9204 3 роки тому +4

      Basically the plot of Toriko

    • @ROMXNCE
      @ROMXNCE 3 роки тому +2

      Don’t forget the spices. I don’t taste well without them.

  • @alexbraaten420
    @alexbraaten420 3 роки тому +574

    It’s been a year and I’m still genuinely in awe how well the cookies in the oven analogy works .

    • @edwardv1255
      @edwardv1255 2 роки тому +23

      It's been another year and I still want to eat that giant damn slab of cookie dough.

    • @johannesjuhlnielsen9309
      @johannesjuhlnielsen9309 Рік тому +4

      It's been another year and I now have salmonella from the cookie dough

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 6 місяців тому +1

      I just want to eat the cookies after they've been baked, god DAMN i need some milk to go with them!

  • @koalaking8741
    @koalaking8741 3 роки тому +238

    Doug: “ It takes 95 bears to invade heaven”
    Lucifer: “I’ve figured out it’s weakness”

  • @twistedpear18
    @twistedpear18 4 роки тому +3413

    I’m predicting a Solitude victory, don’t let me down.
    Damn it.

    • @left4214
      @left4214 4 роки тому +94

      I haven't watched the whole thing yet so I'm still hopeful

    • @left4214
      @left4214 4 роки тому +160

      Well shit

    • @Bricriu-gj9dd
      @Bricriu-gj9dd 4 роки тому +91

      I'm betting Riften. It's my favorite of them all. Wish me luck!

    • @Chimp380
      @Chimp380 4 роки тому +32

      @@Bricriu-gj9dd ding ding ding! (ish)

    • @user-sf9hu2xd8j
      @user-sf9hu2xd8j 4 роки тому +1

      Same

  • @rockead77
    @rockead77 4 роки тому +1651

    Ulfric: "It is not I who is trapped in here with the bears. It is the bears who are trapped in here with me."

    • @joynelbonetdelgado4952
      @joynelbonetdelgado4952 4 роки тому +55

      Well, he is the Bear mentioned in the book of Markarth's incident

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 4 роки тому +11

      Joynel Bonet Delgado
      Yeah, that’s why the Stormcloak logo is a bear. And that’s also why the officer helmet is a bear.

  • @terreliv
    @terreliv Рік тому +282

    Results:
    Sonic the Hedgehog - Unbearable Lag
    Sovengard - 95 Bears (Heaven is Audio Hell)
    Ritten - 57 Bears (No Bears Amongst Thieves)
    Markarth - 28 Bears (ArchBears)
    Throne Room - 14 Bears (Ulfric has blown so many bears)
    Windhelm & Solitude - 12 Bears (Windy the Pooh)
    Whiterun - 8 Bears (an aBearsmal defense)
    Library - Libeary

  • @phoenixrage6682
    @phoenixrage6682 2 роки тому +77

    Imagine walking around Whiterun’s shopping plaza as a young child minding your own business, and all of a sudden 5 bears appear out of nowhere trying to kill you.

  • @AFXffs772
    @AFXffs772 4 роки тому +1418

    “Arc-Mage or not, my rules about books still stand!”
    “What are your rules about 50 bears?”

    • @bitty29
      @bitty29 4 роки тому +59

      I honestly imagine just some mage getting pissed off the librarian is like my rules are my rules and the mage is like well how about 50 bears and just summons them

    • @bigmanhj6403
      @bigmanhj6403 4 роки тому +10

      Uh.... Yeah, that's what happened....

    • @gabrielarkangelo
      @gabrielarkangelo 3 роки тому +7

      The rules stand.

    • @raymondha1897
      @raymondha1897 3 роки тому +7

      No one:
      Absolutely no one:
      Doug Doug in the middle of a math exam: But now its time, for the REAL TEST
      releases a swarm of 50 bears

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 3 роки тому +3

      @Oofster are your comments hating on meme formats ironic?
      because you're literally never going to avoid the meme formats, sure they're used a lot but they're fine

  • @vAqeii
    @vAqeii 4 роки тому +5142

    This cook sure knows alot about Skyrim

    • @mr.midnight23
      @mr.midnight23 4 роки тому +94

      Plot Twist: He’s the gourmet

    • @PixelArtistBallGuy
      @PixelArtistBallGuy 4 роки тому +18

      Of course he knows, after all, you gotta know about the most ported game in history (Unless we talk about Tetris) to know how to cook the best stuff

    • @WolfsbaneGL
      @WolfsbaneGL 4 роки тому +19

      @@PixelArtistBallGuy Most ported game in history, you say? My friend Doom would like to have a word.

    • @piersonhall9197
      @piersonhall9197 4 роки тому +4

      You forgot to cook cookies on a mountain

    • @alli-gator-forest
      @alli-gator-forest 4 роки тому +5

      More like this Skyrim player knows a lot about cooking lol

  • @peytonshuffield9524
    @peytonshuffield9524 3 роки тому +84

    "Turns out, it's hard to cook God." I absolutely lost it lmao

    • @NomadxElliot
      @NomadxElliot 2 роки тому +1

      Top 3 places where you won't come out alive:
      3. Solitude
      2. Riften
      1. Sovngarde

  • @slayz13razor
    @slayz13razor 3 роки тому +36

    My favorite quote is "What are you rules on 50 bears?'

  • @xavierfaust9417
    @xavierfaust9417 4 роки тому +924

    *"Turns out, it's pretty hard to cook God."*
    - DougDoug 2020

    • @mikieswart
      @mikieswart 4 роки тому +10

      Xavier Faust write that down

    • @filipe_paixao
      @filipe_paixao 4 роки тому

      is that a Toriko reference?!?!

    • @parakeet5400
      @parakeet5400 4 роки тому +2

      You need to cook the hell out of him.

    • @uwuhi6446
      @uwuhi6446 4 роки тому

      @@parakeet5400 👌👌

  • @aspen8544
    @aspen8544 3 роки тому +2090

    Riften: how you want group projects to go. Whiterun: how they actually go

    • @Whiterun-guard9
      @Whiterun-guard9 2 роки тому +19

      Thanks....

    • @smithwimm1575
      @smithwimm1575 2 роки тому +87

      The security in Whiterun is terrible, shameful, is what it is

    • @jasonz.7311
      @jasonz.7311 2 роки тому +11

      No sovngarde is how you want it to go

    • @johnbarker256
      @johnbarker256 2 роки тому

      Riftens just a bunch of thugs

    • @izakireemsi2783
      @izakireemsi2783 2 роки тому

      @@johnbarker256 at least they did their job

  • @S0RGEx
    @S0RGEx 3 роки тому +42

    "Just like this child is individually exposed to the bears"

  • @tsarisnotgaming0223
    @tsarisnotgaming0223 2 роки тому +100

    " Sovngard is a fucking mountian of cookie dough!" - Doug 2020

    • @thomasbender2036
      @thomasbender2036 2 роки тому +1

      It's where the honoured chocolate chips live, for ever or until the bears are unleashed.

    • @joekaz5198
      @joekaz5198 2 роки тому +1

      Sounds like heaven

  • @kyuura4324
    @kyuura4324 3 роки тому +2001

    “How many bears does it take to kill heaven” is the best sentence I’ve heard all year. Ok maybe “turns out, it’s pretty hard to cook god” beats it

  • @thegreycrusader
    @thegreycrusader 4 роки тому +366

    "It only takes 95 bears to kill heaven."
    Write that down....it will be on the test.

    • @stanstanstan2597
      @stanstanstan2597 4 роки тому +2

      The Grey Crusader what kind of tests does your school have you take?

    • @jonathankydd1816
      @jonathankydd1816 4 роки тому +10

      @@stanstanstan2597 the only kind that really matter.

    • @apollo4294
      @apollo4294 4 роки тому

      jonathan kydd true school

    • @MichaelMagill1990
      @MichaelMagill1990 4 роки тому

      May I remind you that he had to break the rules and throw 30 at a time at them. And they still killed about double that of the next highest city. That's fucking crazy. We need a full feature packed expansion located in Sovngard. Maybe then the devs won't go by that age-old formula of swipe and repeat until someone dies seemingly by accident.
      In skyrim:
      guy 1: whoosh *tink* hehe sorry sempai
      guy 2: whoosh *tink* lol stop it
      ...meanwhile in Sovngard: 7:51

    • @sonic06spin31
      @sonic06spin31 4 роки тому +1

      But now its time for the real test how many bears can a bear take.

  • @seafoamtaide
    @seafoamtaide 2 роки тому +15

    I'm in awe at how well the cookie dough metaphor worked out. I thought it was just going to be a one off wacky thing to say and instead it continued flawlessly and tied the whole video together. A masterpiece of writing and pacing.

  • @liammaps2700
    @liammaps2700 3 роки тому +171

    I actually learned how to correctly bake a cookie from this, wtf.
    I’m grateful, but I’m still trying to wrap my head around the logic of this video teaching me to bake a cookie.

    • @Ren-zg7nu
      @Ren-zg7nu 2 роки тому +4

      only 1?

    • @liammaps2700
      @liammaps2700 2 роки тому +12

      @@Ren-zg7nu no but now that you mention it, I’m gonna try to bake the biggest flocking cookie I can make.

    • @donutlovingwerewolf8837
      @donutlovingwerewolf8837 2 роки тому +3

      So how did it go? You a world renownmd chef yet?

    • @liammaps2700
      @liammaps2700 2 роки тому +4

      @@donutlovingwerewolf8837 no. I broke my oven.

    • @donutlovingwerewolf8837
      @donutlovingwerewolf8837 2 роки тому +3

      @@liammaps2700 jeez! how big of a cookie did you bake?!

  • @kilo3989
    @kilo3989 4 роки тому +4364

    “What do your rules say about 50 bears?”
    -My DnD playgroup, 2020
    (edit: hOLY CRAP that's a lot of likes! I texted my playgroup at like 9:30 at night to show them; y'all are awesome!)

  • @gamerdude491
    @gamerdude491 4 роки тому +536

    DougDoug: "Man, I really want some cookies. How can this be exploited..."
    *Epic Skyrim Dovahkiin song slowly fades in*

  • @bigsteamypeas
    @bigsteamypeas 3 роки тому +64

    The amount of cookie dough he wasted for this video is impressive

  • @FinnyT711
    @FinnyT711 3 роки тому +10

    The way Doug comes up with baking analogies for strategies to defeat the bears that actually make sense amazes me.

  • @morgan_c
    @morgan_c 4 роки тому +611

    *He really ought to make merch that just says “This is the way that Skyrim was meant to be played”.*

    • @Knightfaller
      @Knightfaller 3 роки тому +22

      This is the way that Merch like this would be sold!!!!

    • @teddy-beargamer6385
      @teddy-beargamer6385 3 роки тому +1

      There should be an image on that shirt of bears, Sonic, and Fondle chasing Doug’s player characters. Either that or a screencap of the episode where he turned the launch distance on the characters up.

  • @ethanwilliams306
    @ethanwilliams306 4 роки тому +381

    Skyrim-Bear noises
    Doug Doug screaming over the bear noises- THIS IS THE WAY SKYRIM IS MEANT TO BE PLAYED

  • @rhos7143
    @rhos7143 2 роки тому +20

    "It's pretty hard to cook god"
    Write that down.

  • @victoriajeanleslie3116
    @victoriajeanleslie3116 2 роки тому +12

    "I don't care, we will cook heaven!"
    I'm dying. The voice, the humour, the cookie dough analogy 🤣

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 4 роки тому +1053

    The perfect analogy of playing god: "Ok, these two guards just barely survived the first wave of bears... So we're gonna spawn five more bears. Good luck buddies."

    • @spideraba769
      @spideraba769 4 роки тому +78

      God wouldn't give you anything you couldn't handle! Now stop whining and reattach your arm; _here come the bears._

    • @lucascastillo9391
      @lucascastillo9391 4 роки тому +6

      This two comments are underated

    • @thesilencer7876
      @thesilencer7876 4 роки тому

      @@lucascastillo9391 they really are

    • @pissedhulk7794
      @pissedhulk7794 4 роки тому

      Spider Aba 😄

  • @zygardegodslayer4750
    @zygardegodslayer4750 4 роки тому +146

    "If you spread them out the cookie dough is individually exposed to the heat, just like this child is individually exposed to the bear" - this guy 2020

  • @idhrenoh1364
    @idhrenoh1364 Рік тому +3

    this was the first doug video I had the honor of experiencing and almost 2 years later he's still my favorite content creator of all time. I love Doug so much. I go to these videos for a pick me up whenever I'm feeling down. Doug is genuinely my hero.

  • @magnusvonbraun9870
    @magnusvonbraun9870 Рік тому +2

    Whiterun: You put small cookie dough spread around a pan.
    Rifton: You put one large cookie dough in a pan.
    Markarth: You put cookie dough on one corner of the pan, but the oven broke midway.
    Windhelm: Same as Whiterun but there's slightly more small cookie dough.
    Solitude: You put a couple of small cookie dough, then one large cookie dough on the other side of the pan.
    Ulfric: You only cook four cookie dough, but the chef is constantly blowing on the cookie dough while it is in the oven.
    Sovengarde: Rifton but you use the entire tub of cookie dough.
    Library: You try to cook something that can't be heated in a book.
    Sonic: You try to cook a cookie made of unheated materials.

  • @sanguivorouscorvid
    @sanguivorouscorvid 4 роки тому +737

    "But how many bears does it take to KILL HEAVEN??!!"
    -DougDoug 2020

  • @jontedeakin1986
    @jontedeakin1986 4 роки тому +235

    Teacher: what's 2+2
    Doug doug: well it helps if you think of it in terms of creme brulee

  • @thatguyoverthere2755
    @thatguyoverthere2755 2 роки тому +3

    I've never laughed so hard! Thank you for this so much! "This is the way Skyrim was meant to be played" is now my favorite quote.

  • @crustybob561
    @crustybob561 2 місяці тому +1

    Going back to one of the older videos like this it is crazy to see the difference in twitch chat

  • @jameshallam3221
    @jameshallam3221 4 роки тому +429

    "the shouts aren't actually doing much" as a bear gets sent flying off through the map

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 3 роки тому +19

      and one bear getting thrown at a wall so hard it bounces off and lands on the other side of the palace

    • @A_Weird_Angel
      @A_Weird_Angel 3 роки тому +3

      a bear spazzes in the air

  • @imapopo2924
    @imapopo2924 4 роки тому +613

    This sounds like a DnD game...
    "And suddenly: *bears.* "

    • @TheCryptidman
      @TheCryptidman 4 роки тому +8

      "You encounter a druid- No, *50* druids!"

    • @ruiner6250
      @ruiner6250 4 роки тому +8

      That moment your dungeon master smiles. It is already over.

    • @commentman3655
      @commentman3655 4 роки тому

      Well Skyrim can be anything at this point lol

    • @shadered6955
      @shadered6955 4 роки тому

      It IS a DnD game

    • @shadered6955
      @shadered6955 4 роки тому

      TheTactical78 T7T8: honestly, I thot that too, I thot that was so dead! Lol 😂

  • @RagnarLoudpak
    @RagnarLoudpak 3 роки тому +3

    9:10
    -Ragnarok, colorized

  • @braddavis8909
    @braddavis8909 2 роки тому +2

    9:25
    "mage or not my rules about books still stand."
    "What are your rules about 50 bears"

  • @shapeswitch_mood7221
    @shapeswitch_mood7221 4 роки тому +304

    And the Bears, will eat well tonight.

  • @VictusBcb
    @VictusBcb 2 місяці тому +2

    Found this video through a comment on SpiffingBrit's newest skyrim video. This is golden, and I'm disappointed I've never even heard of you before.

    • @crustybob561
      @crustybob561 2 місяці тому +1

      Welcome to DougDoug its a long way down from here

  • @MystralThunder
    @MystralThunder 3 роки тому +1

    Dude your analogies are actually spot on, props for that

  • @ImperiaGin
    @ImperiaGin 4 роки тому +360

    Imagine having a city that has a couple of werewolves and losing to bears.

    • @jamescolm1133
      @jamescolm1133 4 роки тому +13

      Abe I don’t think all the cities were built for combat they look nice but they didn’t build a combat system for if the city gets attacked so it’s random if Bethesda developed a system for city defense white run and solitude and Windhelm would dominate

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 4 роки тому +54

      I don't think any of the Companions actually went out of their mead hall to help.

    • @BestAnimeFreak
      @BestAnimeFreak 4 роки тому +14

      @@jamescolm1133 Considering that Rifton did so well, it indeed was build for fighting.
      You can see guards running of after a thieve and 5 or more guards attacking a single thief. Due to thief being planned for the game to randomly generate and the guards then kill them (without any 'great fuss, if you can say half the city charging at one person xD), it's obvious that this city will go well against any thread you spawn in there.

  • @tepigninja7198
    @tepigninja7198 4 роки тому +1208

    The amount of guards Riften has is crazy, I remember stealing just a single item and I was almost instantly swarmed by 20 guards. Why is Riften the most dangerous city in Skyrim when they have an entire army that can mow down the Thieves Guild with ease?

    • @subtheman2136
      @subtheman2136 4 роки тому +122

      Cuz the thieves guild is there. They have more and more guards to keep the thieves guild under control.

    • @momoneymoproblemz
      @momoneymoproblemz 4 роки тому +274

      Because the whole city is crooked including he guards, evident by the guards trying to extort you when you go in the first time

    • @superspicy8740
      @superspicy8740 4 роки тому +6

      Because of the Power vacuum that would cause

    • @gerboog
      @gerboog 4 роки тому +43

      It's called corruption , you naive noob.

    • @brianng9765
      @brianng9765 4 роки тому +17

      @@momoneymoproblemz they also extort you again when you try to head down to the jail to talk to someone

  • @reptaronrice7317
    @reptaronrice7317 2 роки тому

    This was the first DougDoug video I watched. I was very confused. But just as entertained. Pretty much a description for the rest of his videos.

  • @UnstoppableGiant
    @UnstoppableGiant 2 роки тому +1

    Never found a more underrated channel. I usually don’t casually subscribe, but you deserve it, my guy.

  • @honeyham6788
    @honeyham6788 4 роки тому +465

    You just combined your 2 most popular idea: "Insane Twitch Challenges" + "Cooking Metaphors that should not work, but do", and made your best video yet

  • @someguy9342
    @someguy9342 3 роки тому +534

    DougDoug 2019: The Bears are facing extinction, due to global warming
    DougDoug 2020: *HOW MANY BEARS CAN EACH SKYRIM CITY KILL-*

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 3 роки тому +33

      The bears BECAME the heat.

    • @benjaminwertz2379
      @benjaminwertz2379 3 роки тому +21

      @@benjaminoechsli1941 evolution at its finest

    • @pug8714
      @pug8714 2 роки тому +6

      @@benjaminwertz2379 I thought the same person replied to their own comment for a second

    • @toby-jeanne_almy
      @toby-jeanne_almy 2 роки тому +3

      @@benjaminoechsli1941 dougdoug 2022 "can twitch chat control 100 bears to kill skyrim"

  • @masonevanson2995
    @masonevanson2995 2 роки тому +2

    I just love the face doug makes in the intro. He looks so at peace

  • @zag1797
    @zag1797 2 роки тому +1

    8:31 'I dont care how long it takes, WE WILL COOK HEAVEN' - DougDoug 2020

  • @BaiZoo
    @BaiZoo 4 роки тому +485

    Prediction: Solitude.
    Result: Riften.
    I’m actually impressed.

    • @spaghetti7929
      @spaghetti7929 4 роки тому +33

      in reality, the most powerful city was sonic

    • @thebrokenkings7671
      @thebrokenkings7671 4 роки тому +16

      It should also be said that he finished the civil war questline in favor of the stormcloaks and I'm pretty sure that the replacement guards for the captured cities are a whole lot weaker than the starting guards.

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 4 роки тому +7

      I sometimes test Stormcloak vs Imperials and It’s always the Stormcloaks that wins. So, I guess the Stormcloaks won the civil war without being helped and that’s how Riften was so strong (By default Riften is Stormcloak territory). And DougDoug is a stormcloak, a true son of Skyrim

    • @thebrokenkings7671
      @thebrokenkings7671 4 роки тому +6

      @@surrk1057 true but like I mentioned the starting hold guards are much stronger than the army guards that replace them after the cities are captured about all the hold guards have the same strength.

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 4 роки тому +2

      The Broken Kings
      That’s true, perhaps Solitude lost cause they had Imperial soldiers in patrol instead of having hold armor. Either way, Riften probably got overpopulated by Maven’s good black-briar mead for the guards.

  • @Link-fu9bd
    @Link-fu9bd 4 роки тому +295

    "just *BEARLY* managed to finish off that first wave of bears"

    • @JustinBlastoff
      @JustinBlastoff 4 роки тому +4

      Haha was wondering if everyone caught that

    • @elchapo8211
      @elchapo8211 4 роки тому

      I did and I was reading the comments and this man is the only one who I saw who recognized

    • @Link-fu9bd
      @Link-fu9bd 4 роки тому

      @@elchapo8211 haha glad I wasn't the only one

  • @eggfruit9810
    @eggfruit9810 2 роки тому +1

    These videos always descend into madness
    And I love it

  • @hayden.8057
    @hayden.8057 2 роки тому +5

    Should’ve tried bears vs the entire college of winterhold

    • @Meshakhad
      @Meshakhad 2 роки тому +1

      I was thinking "How many bears does it take to kill Alduin the World-Eater?"

    • @NomadxElliot
      @NomadxElliot 2 роки тому

      So like 7 people? Could've done Bears vs High Hrothgar and just watch them get shouted off the mountain by Greybeards

    • @hayden.8057
      @hayden.8057 2 роки тому

      @@NomadxElliot I know it’s small but the mages are much better than the guards when it comes to attack, plus they can heal

    • @NomadxElliot
      @NomadxElliot 2 роки тому +1

      @@hayden.8057 But Greybeards tho. Ever tried to kill one? 😂

    • @hayden.8057
      @hayden.8057 2 роки тому +1

      @@NomadxElliot biggest mistake of my life lol

  • @Tran1234.
    @Tran1234. 4 роки тому +470

    "just like how this child is exposed to the bears".
    *poor choice of words friend*

  • @melancholymaids3032
    @melancholymaids3032 3 роки тому +206

    “the blobs of cookie dough are too spread out and are individually exposed to the heat and will cook really fast, just like this child is individually exposed to the bear”

  • @SirFailsalot91
    @SirFailsalot91 3 роки тому +1

    This video just makes me want to listen to the Mute City theme on repeat, thanks Doug! :)

  • @katsura1982
    @katsura1982 3 роки тому +5

    My god. Laughed so hard, I cried. Subscribing now.

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 4 роки тому +408

    Would've loved to also see
    1: High Hrothgar. They may not have weapons but anyone who ever has punched Arngeir for shits and giggles knows that the Greybeards can utterly mess you up. I would have loved to *bear* witness to this legendary battle
    2: DLC areas. Can the Dawnguard defeat bears? And the Vampires? And maybe whatever factions there are in the dragonborn DLC?

    • @quint3ssent1a
      @quint3ssent1a 4 роки тому +27

      BEARS VS VAMPIRES
      OH YES

    • @thegentleduck4277
      @thegentleduck4277 4 роки тому +30

      What about the toughest cookie of tough cookies?
      The Ebony Warrior?

    • @StygianIkazuchi
      @StygianIkazuchi 4 роки тому +11

      @@quint3ssent1a would love to hear the metaphor for when the vampires enthrall the dead bears to fight the living bears lol

    • @Riasiru
      @Riasiru 4 роки тому +7

      I'm pretty sure he just spawned bears on High Hrothgar the entire time and the Grey Beards were raining bears down on the rest of Skyrim for the entire video.. A few even made it all the way through the portal into Sovngarde.

    • @Zaire82
      @Zaire82 4 роки тому +3

      Well... Riverwood is fucking crazy. Alvor is literally lvl 999.
      WHY THE FUCK IS A BLACKSMITH STRONGER THAN THE GOD OF DRAGONS!?

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 роки тому +577

    Next Vid: "How to cook a Radioactive Bear in Fallout"

  • @LoneSurvivor7862
    @LoneSurvivor7862 2 роки тому +2

    This guy is legitimately hilarious. Just discovered him can’t wait to watch all of his videos

  • @chanathipmorths7323
    @chanathipmorths7323 2 роки тому

    This is the second time I watch this video, and god, it's so good. You made quality contents, keep up a good work

  • @tarna1243
    @tarna1243 4 роки тому +610

    Why does Riften, the strongest of the cities, not simply eat the other holds?

    • @kin-3877
      @kin-3877 4 роки тому +8

      Where is that from? I don't remember

    • @Micras08
      @Micras08 4 роки тому +38

      @@kin-3877 I think it's from Futurama with Emperor Lrrr from Omicron Persei 8 commenting about the group dynamics of the gang from the sitcom "Friends" :P
      Yep it is, here's the clip: ua-cam.com/video/PVQO76I0Sh0/v-deo.html :D

    • @kin-3877
      @kin-3877 4 роки тому +8

      @@Micras08 oh yeah. I knew I recognized it from somewhere!

  • @asorix_iq3870
    @asorix_iq3870 4 роки тому +757

    Next vid: *How to cook a living bear*

    • @mme.veronica735
      @mme.veronica735 4 роки тому +10

      Bear meat is actually pretty tasty but you have to be careful not to overcook it otherwise it'll be too tough

    • @WillCheadle
      @WillCheadle 4 роки тому +2

      I dont think anymore bears are alive after this video

    • @bcnicholas123
      @bcnicholas123 4 роки тому

      Like Bear Stew from RDR2

    • @mcgoldenblade4765
      @mcgoldenblade4765 4 роки тому +3

      @@mme.veronica735 Don't undercook it, either. Most bear meat contains trichinosis parasites, and it should ALWAYS be cooked at 165°F (74°C) or higher to avoid getting infected.

    • @Plasma6657
      @Plasma6657 4 роки тому

      This is SO stupid, this is all totally fake! You need at least 180 degrees F to make the bear edible.

  • @EchoVerse_Sonance
    @EchoVerse_Sonance 3 роки тому +1

    9:51
    *Mando enters chat and corrects doug*
    "This is the way"

  • @user-zb4ss5ze5s
    @user-zb4ss5ze5s 3 місяці тому +2

    Whiterun guards, when I steal one cheese wheel: 😠🔪
    Whiterun guards, when their citizens are attacked by 10 bears: 🙈🙉🙊

  • @Necro_fury
    @Necro_fury 3 роки тому +208

    Dude Ulfric was playing fuckin racquetball with the bears in his throne room lolol, getting those back wall shots off

  • @MelleLaCruze
    @MelleLaCruze 4 роки тому +589

    who would win
    - The entirety of the pantheon of legendary heroes throughout history with great deeds of conquest and epic song of battles under their belts.
    or
    -95 chonky bois

    • @abhinavjha4786
      @abhinavjha4786 4 роки тому +3

      XD

    • @starfieldgames5976
      @starfieldgames5976 4 роки тому +1

      SALA ß

    • @Grey_World1
      @Grey_World1 4 роки тому +22

      When

    • @frogfellow8773
      @frogfellow8773 4 роки тому +9

      @@Grey_World1 Bear is the most powerful resource on the planet. Demons are nothing compared to the absolute power generated by bears.

    • @ProfPiss
      @ProfPiss 3 роки тому

      Gray Philosopher also you are mistaken, it was Cyrodiil that the demons tried taking. The Chonky Bois were able to take on a bunch of yelling angry white men while the demons couldnt stand against the Elder Scrolls equivalent of Florida Men and Karens

  • @joekaz5198
    @joekaz5198 2 роки тому +1

    The chaotic energy of these videos is just what I needed

  • @verticalhunterx5144
    @verticalhunterx5144 Рік тому

    first and favorite dougdoug vid, what classic content

  • @deadacc6338
    @deadacc6338 3 роки тому +351

    it makes sense that riften, the city where theft and fights are the most common, would be best prepared for a fight excluding the legendary heroes who had a lifetime to prepare

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 2 роки тому +29

      Try dropping a valuable item in Riften, everyone loses their shit.

    • @Janoha17
      @Janoha17 Рік тому +1

      @@rustyjones7908 If you have to drop something in Riften, do it along the east wall alley.

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 Рік тому +3

      @@Janoha17 To clarify, is that more or less likely to start fights? Because watching people shank each other over your garbage is like the best part of Riften...

    • @Janoha17
      @Janoha17 Рік тому +3

      @@rustyjones7908 Less likely, since no one is around.

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 Рік тому

      @@Janoha17 Good to know, thanks.

  • @drbedlam9786
    @drbedlam9786 4 роки тому +248

    This is the highly academic and vocational content I search UA-cam for.

  • @thehalfnegativeoptimist4578
    @thehalfnegativeoptimist4578 2 роки тому +2

    Alright, but can we acknowledge how Doug masterfully connects the bears and cities to ovens and cookie dough

  • @pixelfuzbear
    @pixelfuzbear 3 роки тому +1

    Your channel has my 2 favorite things combined in one.
    Skyrim
    and Cooking

  • @ledude9788
    @ledude9788 4 роки тому +255

    Beginning of video: Oh this could be fun to watch
    End of video: What

    • @parkcorn
      @parkcorn 4 роки тому +11

      That's DougDoug for ya

    • @nightowl6055
      @nightowl6055 3 роки тому +3

      But now its time for the REAL video!

  • @recording_closet9100
    @recording_closet9100 3 роки тому +217

    "Turns out it's pretty hard to cook god" is my favorite doug doug quote

  • @CEO.OF.EPO.
    @CEO.OF.EPO. 2 роки тому

    This has to one of the most bombastic video i’ve seen in a little while 😭😂

  • @Landmasters
    @Landmasters 2 роки тому

    I don't know what I enjoy more about this video.
    The contents and giggles I get...or the herculean task of explaining why a video about killing bears has a cooking theme that applies theories and tactics in-game to fighting an oven to friends

  • @raventhepansexualenby4576
    @raventhepansexualenby4576 4 роки тому +130

    I love how Ulfric's logic is basically yeet or be yeeted

  • @bellmaster4088
    @bellmaster4088 4 роки тому +583

    Doug Doug:”That’s all the cities”
    Morthal Dawnstar Falkenrath Winterhold and all of the villages:”Are we a joke to you?”

    • @bugejoahshowalter3747
      @bugejoahshowalter3747 4 роки тому +39

      Bellmaster D Yeah well he said cities, and those places are too small to really be cities

    • @vogonp4287
      @vogonp4287 4 роки тому +69

      @@bugejoahshowalter3747 They need bears though.

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 4 роки тому +42

      I think cities that have walls count, considering they could walk out easily

    • @StardustLegend
      @StardustLegend 3 роки тому +48

      i’m curious how the winterhold college would have done tho

    • @mud4309
      @mud4309 3 роки тому +5

      @@vogonp4287 don't we all?

  • @regularmovie9228
    @regularmovie9228 Рік тому

    This vid was a classic. Missed these

  • @trinfinity8489
    @trinfinity8489 Рік тому +1

    2:24 "The security in Whiterun is terrible. Shameful is what it is."

  • @santossmith9847
    @santossmith9847 4 роки тому +328

    LMFAO "this bear over here is going after the child" if only that poor bear knew that children are immortal objects in skyrim, he wouldnt be wasting his time xD

    • @karlitatomlinson6668
      @karlitatomlinson6668 4 роки тому +10

      I feel bad for the poor thing

    • @thewayfayer3268
      @thewayfayer3268 4 роки тому +18

      Then Bear installs a kill children mod

    • @johannesvogler8605
      @johannesvogler8605 4 роки тому +8

      His intentions aren't to kill the Child... Afterall he isn't named Pedobear for nothing

    • @X_Potato
      @X_Potato 4 роки тому

      You can mod that out the console does not work to make them not immortal you NEED mods.

    • @TheDragonCat99
      @TheDragonCat99 4 роки тому

      Santos Smith
      There is no greater pleasure than a victim which can never die.

  • @zmanjace1364
    @zmanjace1364 4 роки тому +134

    This is the quality stretched metaphor involving food that I subbed for.

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun Рік тому

    4:01 Love the Spirit Tracks soundtrack in the background! Really nostalgic

  • @LZRMonkey249
    @LZRMonkey249 3 роки тому +1

    I personally think the funniest part of your cooking analogies is that they actually kind of make sense

  • @SomeGunNerd
    @SomeGunNerd 4 роки тому +88

    Me: Watches pretty normal videos
    UA-cam Recommendations: WHICH SKYRIM CITY CAN FIGHT THE MOST BEARS?