Can you play golf with a Boat in GTA 5?

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  • Опубліковано 20 сер 2019
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  • @DougDoug
    @DougDoug  4 роки тому +10004

    gonna be honest I dont know how to play golf

    • @johnarooskivlogs9818
      @johnarooskivlogs9818 4 роки тому +85

      DougDoug I love your videos please keep posting and if you have time do it more often on youtube

    • @keintalent3463
      @keintalent3463 4 роки тому +14

      Aight

    • @bennnjaaaa
      @bennnjaaaa 4 роки тому +22

      DougDoug you did your best and that’s what matters

    • @yvngsnail4492
      @yvngsnail4492 4 роки тому +30

      DougDoug PLEASE BE MY FATHER!! my blood dad died from your boat

    • @paperplane9542
      @paperplane9542 4 роки тому +3

      hello love the voice vids ... idk what to say anymore

  • @baacloud
    @baacloud 4 роки тому +12172

    Don't have the game so I'm gonna try irl. Wish me luck.

    • @theconductoresplin8092
      @theconductoresplin8092 4 роки тому +735

      So far ive just angerd the navy and Air Force

    • @Punched_Kuze
      @Punched_Kuze 4 роки тому +313

      Wait a minute, GTA or Boat Golf?

    • @baacloud
      @baacloud 4 роки тому +514

      @@Punched_Kuze Well I'll have to get a boat somehow, so both?

    • @pepe9022
      @pepe9022 4 роки тому +178

      @@Punched_Kuze of course boat golf, gta would be like impossible smh🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @zacharyhill8791
      @zacharyhill8791 4 роки тому +86

      @@pepe9022 how? you just gotta shoot people and steal cars.

  • @Nick_117
    @Nick_117 4 роки тому +4402

    Real challenge:
    How to play golf with a Boat using only your voice

    • @Rising_Lightning
      @Rising_Lightning 4 роки тому +55

      Thomminator stop with spoilers

    • @confuseray1230
      @confuseray1230 4 роки тому +170

      .... explained with foods

    • @zachzach5398
      @zachzach5398 4 роки тому +44

      RUMP

    • @pyrefiregaming9972
      @pyrefiregaming9972 4 роки тому +37

      blindfolded

    • @TheGTAfreak97
      @TheGTAfreak97 4 роки тому +19

      Thomminator boost command being “golf” and his allowed to use a stop command “no golf” but only once per hole 🤔

  • @khaderz3724
    @khaderz3724 4 роки тому +2823

    Doctor: I’m sorry sir you have cancer
    Doug: It’s fine, I’ll just need to play the best golf of my life

  • @laptopgaming7460
    @laptopgaming7460 3 роки тому +980

    Doug: "What if we plug the hole... with tugs..."
    Also Doug: "This is a smart call by Doug"

    • @canter1ter
      @canter1ter 2 роки тому +44

      Doug: *gives a medal to doug*

    • @turtlegamez4274
      @turtlegamez4274 2 роки тому +21

      Reminds me of that meme of Obama giving a medal to Obama

    • @AlwaysColdNeverHot
      @AlwaysColdNeverHot Рік тому +3

      Thank you for the captions, you should provide subtitles for the whole video

    • @themineguy1234
      @themineguy1234 Рік тому +1

      it did work tho

  • @brickmastere5535
    @brickmastere5535 4 роки тому +1548

    "I'm smelling a hole in one."
    _Shot 27_

    • @tb_0719
      @tb_0719 4 роки тому +14

      And then he dies😂

    • @LeafLocrian
      @LeafLocrian 4 роки тому +21

      Technically all of them are holes in one, since it’s one shot, he just retries a lot

    • @birb125
      @birb125 4 роки тому +8

      He starts at the beginning of each hole, still a hole in one

  • @Reilers
    @Reilers 4 роки тому +1355

    I'm afraid of what the next video is going to be

    • @hippolyteseve7741
      @hippolyteseve7741 4 роки тому +16

      probably a twitch plays GTA V ?

    • @causinmink3102
      @causinmink3102 4 роки тому +48

      Can you play boat golf in real life?

    • @m2f267
      @m2f267 4 роки тому +5

      @@causinmink3102 yes but no

    • @danielmallory4687
      @danielmallory4687 4 роки тому +1

      @@hippolyteseve7741 i hope so

    • @Revermb
      @Revermb 4 роки тому +13

      Beating gta 5 without starting gta 5

  • @moogamooga2100
    @moogamooga2100 3 роки тому +1941

    Doug has this hilarious way of saying outrageous things in a no-nonsense professional sounding voice. “And he’s turned himself into a chimpanzee just like in normal golf.” And that’s what gets me ROFLing every freakin time.

    • @unny8877
      @unny8877 2 роки тому +50

      Rolling on the floor laughinging

    •  2 роки тому +20

      'Comically serious'?

    • @elliotkivi1682
      @elliotkivi1682 2 роки тому +11

      Reddit humor

    • @Jelte_Dijkmans
      @Jelte_Dijkmans 2 роки тому +7

      Rolling on floor laughing ing

    • @coolspacecat
      @coolspacecat Рік тому +13

      "As is tradition in golf, he will return the tug from whence it came"

  • @kralthe9832
    @kralthe9832 4 роки тому +481

    "Micheal is talking with the management. He's using a seven iron."

    • @bonkboi5820
      @bonkboi5820 3 роки тому +3

      @Kral The “I THINK I’LL USE A NINE IRON.” (inside joke)

    • @heckheckheck
      @heckheckheck 3 роки тому +4

      me when
      (inside joke)

    • @bl3florv0rk-61
      @bl3florv0rk-61 3 роки тому +3

      (Inside joke)
      (Inside joke)

    • @Bored_Zomb
      @Bored_Zomb 3 роки тому +2

      ...
      (inside joke)

    • @walesjedi9217
      @walesjedi9217 2 роки тому +3

      Inside Joke (music)

  • @spencerdecker5296
    @spencerdecker5296 4 роки тому +3302

    I need a t shirt that says “I just need to play the best golf of my life!”

    • @MattManPlays
      @MattManPlays 4 роки тому +85

      correction as a true fan of the noble art of boat golf. The phrase goes " We just need to play the best golf of my life" You sir, are the false boat golf prophet

    • @spencerdecker5296
      @spencerdecker5296 4 роки тому +40

      MattManPlays False. The reference the shirt makes is to the wearer, as one person usually wears a t-shirt. I have not forgotten the true ways, I only refer their meanings to the self by replacing “we” with “I”

    • @MattManPlays
      @MattManPlays 4 роки тому +32

      @@spencerdecker5296 You are a true plague on the boat-golfing community. Your ways of having a shirt worn by only one person at a time are preposterous. The two truest connoisseurs of boat-golfing, Spongebob and Patrick, always share a shirt when boat-golfing. Since then it has become an expected sign of respect for your executive tug and a duty towards your opponent and a duty to the boat helix golf fossil's true form too magnificent to name.

    • @bigmounchi
      @bigmounchi 4 роки тому +42

      @@MattManPlays You are both fools. The original boat golf precedents were actually set by Great Douglas I, whom Doug is a descendant of. In his own statements and routines, he showed that only if golfing with the greatest friend should one wear a double shirt, however in the event of single man golfing it is still respectful to wear a single man shirt.

    • @sillynationanimations2389
      @sillynationanimations2389 4 роки тому +2

      😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheBigRat628
    @TheBigRat628 4 роки тому +392

    Imagine being in gta online and seeing a flying boat going form reservoir to reservoir

  • @brothekid1072
    @brothekid1072 4 роки тому +576

    Doug’s saying “golf” so much it might as well be a voice challenge

    • @opalishmoth8591
      @opalishmoth8591 4 роки тому +15

      Drinking game:
      Take a shot every time Doug says “golf”

    • @Dishanta_Goswami
      @Dishanta_Goswami 4 роки тому +2

      @@opalishmoth8591 I was planning to say that😂

    • @glowingterror6909
      @glowingterror6909 3 роки тому +3

      I think he made it into one

    • @juicyjuustar121
      @juicyjuustar121 3 роки тому +10

      GTA V but if Doug says "golf" a random boat falls from the sky

    • @AutumnWoodham
      @AutumnWoodham 2 роки тому +3

      @@juicyjuustar121 Not random, Tug.

  • @user-is2zv4sc6y
    @user-is2zv4sc6y 4 роки тому +876

    I love every "just like in normal golf" explanation here. I'm learning so much about real golf that I just never would have known.

    • @BigBootyBatman
      @BigBootyBatman 4 роки тому +3

      @YaboiOkila it's a joke dawg

    • @Good-sn9vd
      @Good-sn9vd 4 роки тому +19

      “Just like normal golf” proceeds to criticize golf of being boring because planes aren’t crashing on the corse

    • @fadey1825
      @fadey1825 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @BigBootyBatman
      @BigBootyBatman 2 роки тому

      @A_Random_ JD u stupid or something?

    • @mrbigsta4221
      @mrbigsta4221 2 роки тому +1

      @@BigBootyBatman No, they were complimenting your late woosh on the guy

  • @bigcloudy339
    @bigcloudy339 4 роки тому +702

    Yea there’s planes and cars crashing into the ground everywhere
    Just like normal golf

    • @wellifailed392
      @wellifailed392 4 роки тому +1

      Hahahhaaha

    • @Myster..Money.
      @Myster..Money. 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah, haven't you played golf?

    • @spynyi
      @spynyi 4 роки тому +2

      Good thing i havw never playedd golf . sounds dangerus

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 4 роки тому +2

      @@spynyi if you pay them enough they aim at you

    • @missingindy
      @missingindy 4 роки тому

      IrritatedOnion and in the 3rd hole blimps

  • @styledmeow
    @styledmeow 4 роки тому +609

    6:45 “and he’s gonna turn himself into a chimpanzee, just like uhh normal Gol-“ *epic music plays*

    • @xrueaw5961
      @xrueaw5961 4 роки тому +11

      Yeah that’s what happened... what’s your point with this comment??

    • @robinbruce7838
      @robinbruce7838 3 роки тому +17

      @@xrueaw5961 Chill he's just trying to make some highlights

    • @Punttipate62
      @Punttipate62 3 роки тому +7

      Damn did we watch the same video or something

    • @kanchichatterjee2154
      @kanchichatterjee2154 3 роки тому +1

      @@Punttipate62 idk, maybe

    • @Bored_Zomb
      @Bored_Zomb 3 роки тому +7

      Damm all ya'll need to chill. They're just tryna make some highlights like damm

  • @Spacebugg
    @Spacebugg 2 роки тому +100

    I love how the billboard on hole 2 was literally invisible until he hit it. its like it materialized there just to ruin Doug's day.

  • @FreakForFilmScore
    @FreakForFilmScore 4 роки тому +1321

    0:00-0:26 Circuit (Mario Kart 7) - Smash Bros. for Wii U
    0:26-1:00 Light Plane (Vocal Mix) (Pilotwings) - Smash Bros. for Wii U
    1:00-1:38 Cloudtop Cruise - Mario Kart 8
    1:36-2:20 Circuit (Mario Kart 7) - Smash Bros. for Wii U (again)
    2:20-2:50 Planet Colors - F-Zero GX
    2:50-3:10 Light Plane (Vocal Mix) (Pilotwings) - Smash Bros. for Wii U
    3:10-4:10 Cloudtop Cruise - Mario Kart 8 (again)
    4:10-4:22 Light Plane (Vocal Mix) (Pilotwings) - Smash Bros. for Wii U
    4:22-5:10 Cloudtop Cruise - Mario Kart 8 (again)
    5:10-7:45 Big Blue - Mario Kart 8
    7:45-8:05 Jogging / Countdown - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
    8:05-9:56 Final Bowser Battle - Mario Galaxy 2
    9:56-10:15 NOT SURE No idea
    10:15-11:38 Minor Circuit Remix (Punch-Out!) - Smash Bros. for Wii U
    11:38-11:52 Degroot Keep - Team Fortess 2
    11:52-13:12 Cloudtop Cruise - Mario Kart 8 (again)
    13:12-14:39 Bowser Battle 2 - Super Mario Odyssey
    14:39-end Mario, World Traveller - Super Mario Odyssey
    Please feel free to fill in the missing tracks if you know where they're from, I'll edit them in

    • @funnyrobotgetthejobdone
      @funnyrobotgetthejobdone 4 роки тому +21

      7:45 Is the jogging theme from punch out

    • @lucas9586
      @lucas9586 4 роки тому +18

      11:38-11:52 That's the sound that plays on DeGroot Keep in TF2

    • @Randus1058
      @Randus1058 4 роки тому +16

      @@lucas9586 *(SCREAMING CHARGING SCOTTISH DRUNKARD)*

    • @maxwllcool
      @maxwllcool 4 роки тому +9

      9:56 might be wrong but sounds like a smash 4 minigame theme. Maybe crazy hand theme??

    • @FreakForFilmScore
      @FreakForFilmScore 4 роки тому +1

      @@lucas9586 thanks!

  • @jonnyboseman5834
    @jonnyboseman5834 4 роки тому +1047

    What were the NPC’s saying when they see a god damn tugboat going at over 100mph in the air

    • @missingindy
      @missingindy 4 роки тому +197

      “How’s the weather?”
      “Boat.”
      “What does that mean?”
      There’s a boat.”

    • @PigFishYT
      @PigFishYT 4 роки тому +54

      Well, theres moisture in the air, so why not?

    • @dingo1547
      @dingo1547 4 роки тому +34

      Aw shit here we go again.

    • @qsoup4371
      @qsoup4371 4 роки тому +33

      Must've been the wind

    • @freetoplayking7362
      @freetoplayking7362 4 роки тому +42

      "how's the weather?"
      "it's a bit moddy"
      "you mean moody?"
      "I know what I said"
      *Buckingham tug falls and kills both*

  • @jamesbeecher4725
    @jamesbeecher4725 4 роки тому +128

    ""Michael is just one stroke down" Yeah, I'm having a stroke here, too, buddy

    • @cwood4403
      @cwood4403 3 роки тому +2

      stroke brothers 😝

  • @vedantbhard
    @vedantbhard 2 роки тому +138

    This is very late, but I love how you punctuated each attempt with like Michael just casually playing normal golf. I don't know why that added so much to the video, but it did and it was great. You're the greatest youtuber on the platform, second only to the guy who has the world record on Bowser's Big Bean Burrito.

  • @TheGreatCooLite
    @TheGreatCooLite 4 роки тому +464

    It's crazy how this game came out 6 years ago and people are still coming up with fun things to do in it.

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 4 роки тому +47

      Nah, just Doug. The GTA UA-camrs are too busy clickbaiting with "mysteries"

    • @shroudofmartin5052
      @shroudofmartin5052 4 роки тому +5

      Half Life and Doom: What you mean!

    • @dogehkiindogeborn5339
      @dogehkiindogeborn5339 4 роки тому +18

      *Laughs in bethesda*

    • @mrnolalife
      @mrnolalife 4 роки тому +5

      What about minecraft came out 10yrs ago

    • @dogehkiindogeborn5339
      @dogehkiindogeborn5339 4 роки тому +16

      @@mrnolalife Minecraft is not even a fair comparison, like it's not just people coming up with fun things or a good modding community, it's fully alive with servers and updates as if it had just been released

  • @cartervu8308
    @cartervu8308 4 роки тому +294

    We need merch that says “I’ll just need to play the best golf of my life” on one side and “do any of you guys know where the golf course is” with a buckingham tug on the other

  • @explolsivecake2045
    @explolsivecake2045 4 роки тому +49

    “Now for the final hole..”
    *still 6 minutes left*

  • @berfhv
    @berfhv 4 роки тому +23

    It's strangely beautiful watching planes and blimps fall to the ground and explode around Doug as Mario Galaxy music plays in the background.

  • @capncantread2985
    @capncantread2985 4 роки тому +187

    when he started saying golf i thought he was using voice commands

  • @Mattyjr25
    @Mattyjr25 4 роки тому +145

    *violently dies by getting crushed by the boat*
    “That’s golf”

  • @jamesmount1846
    @jamesmount1846 4 роки тому +25

    "I've said it before and I'll say it again: Golf!"
    - Doug, 2019
    Genius.

  • @stardustarcader9360
    @stardustarcader9360 4 роки тому +46

    Doug: *summons satan from the underworld to be his caddy*
    Also Doug: *T H A T S J U S T G O L F*

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 4 роки тому +413

    Huh, I always thought this was the normal way to golf

    • @xomvoid_akaluchiru_987
      @xomvoid_akaluchiru_987 4 роки тому +13

      Christopher Moon are you subbed to literally everybody I am?

    • @noahgray1962
      @noahgray1962 4 роки тому +2

      Christopher, this is the normal way to play golf

    • @BlankIdea02
      @BlankIdea02 4 роки тому +3

      He won, so he played this as he was supposed to. It is the normal way

    • @dominickbryant851
      @dominickbryant851 4 роки тому +1

      FOUND YOU

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills 4 роки тому +1

      It's like how ice hockey is just called hockey in places where the boring hockey isn't popular. Boat golf is just called golf in some parts of the world.

  • @bleutime9910
    @bleutime9910 4 роки тому +2478

    Every UA-camr with a beard: *EXISTS*
    Dollar Shave Club: *Im boutta fund this mans whole video*

  • @everesthollingsworth908
    @everesthollingsworth908 3 роки тому +17

    I like how when Doug does a challenge like this he acts like this is a high stakes 100,000$ tournament when it’s just him making a UA-cam video with 0 stakes 😂

  • @taconator7492
    @taconator7492 4 роки тому +8

    12:24 it just keeps escalating I love it.

  • @adler9206
    @adler9206 4 роки тому +167

    I tried this in real life and now I'm under house arrest.
    An experience I would never forget

    • @someguy7526
      @someguy7526 4 роки тому +12

      Noob 😎

    • @quinn5213
      @quinn5213 4 роки тому +5

      Real gamers don't get caught

    • @someguy7526
      @someguy7526 4 роки тому +2

      @@quinn5213 Only elite gamers + madlads

  • @peagames2002
    @peagames2002 4 роки тому +88

    Peter Pan: "Trust me, lost boys, I am steering this ship the RIGHT way, let's bounce on that thing over there."

  • @user-vm2se1ig6m
    @user-vm2se1ig6m 3 місяці тому +4

    I love these older videos showing how Doug is funny on his own. Like, he's got Artificial intelligence and Twitch Chat and Parkzer, and he's obviously just a side character by now, but in his little low budget spin-off series here from 4 years ago, Doug is good at delivering his own jokes, coming up with gokd ideas and making it very fun!

  • @sam1898
    @sam1898 3 роки тому +20

    This is how Skyrim was ment to be played
    Wait...

  • @lightningmatt7594
    @lightningmatt7594 4 роки тому +284

    This is the most entertaining golf ever has been and will ever be.

  • @lambflowerxo
    @lambflowerxo 4 роки тому +170

    I wonder how people pitch to their bosses that they should sponsor this man.
    but clearly, they’re doing it right

  • @SpandexMovie1
    @SpandexMovie1 4 роки тому +16

    As a professional boat golfer, you play was sub par at best. I reccomend you use the APC to increase the durability of your boat, while also using other pools of water as stopping points, or even re-using holes.

  • @ShaeTollefson
    @ShaeTollefson Рік тому +3

    His content has gotten so much better in 3 years and this is still golden.

  • @CampTheChamp.
    @CampTheChamp. 4 роки тому +120

    With how many times he says golf, your think it was a voice command to make the boat boost forward lol

  • @kvzu8543
    @kvzu8543 4 роки тому +333

    How the media pictures gamers: 12:51
    What gamers actually do irl: 9:15

  • @kennguyen5293
    @kennguyen5293 3 роки тому +7

    At 11:06 after Doug says "Classic golf" Jesus T-poses. Coincidence? I think NOT!

  • @kurtisrjohnson
    @kurtisrjohnson 4 роки тому +8

    “That razors gonna cut through your hair, like a boat through air.”

  • @AshtonSnapp
    @AshtonSnapp 4 роки тому +140

    “Just a normal day in Los Santos”
    *flying tugboats*

    • @Chimp380
      @Chimp380 4 роки тому +6

      I see nothing wrong there

  • @centurysword
    @centurysword 4 роки тому +17

    14:41 imagine if that plane came in several seconds earlier

  • @SeenAGreatLight
    @SeenAGreatLight 3 роки тому +5

    14:59 "I said it before, and I'll say it again: *GOLF."*
    -- Douglas Douglas, Winner of the 2019 Boat Golf Masters

  • @gracegirl1086
    @gracegirl1086 2 місяці тому +4

    As much as I like new Doug Doug videos, there's just something so endearing about old Doug Doug videos where he refers to himself in the third person lol.

  • @slyfox9877
    @slyfox9877 4 роки тому +73

    My mum: take the trash out
    Me: I’ll just need to play the best golf in my life.

  • @fancychair
    @fancychair 4 роки тому +44

    “Now for the final hole!”
    Seeing more than a quarter of the video left.
    “Oh no”

  • @Pissnburg
    @Pissnburg Рік тому +6

    I love the part where Doug said, “It’s golfing time” and golfed all over the boats

  • @camerapasteurize7215
    @camerapasteurize7215 Рік тому +3

    This is the video that introduced me to DougDoug, and as a result it will forever be my favorite.

  • @ldbonq
    @ldbonq 4 роки тому +95

    "Some muggle could've seen you!"

    • @ldbonq
      @ldbonq 3 роки тому +2

      @Tristan Armero Levasseur The virgin "lol" vs. the Chad "lmao"

    • @rorycannon7295
      @rorycannon7295 3 роки тому +4

      @@ldbonq the virgin "lmao" vs the Chad "o;efghlinfgs"

    • @ldbonq
      @ldbonq 3 роки тому +3

      @@rorycannon7295 keyspam = gay

    • @rorycannon7295
      @rorycannon7295 3 роки тому +6

      @@ldbonq 1. gay isnt an insult.
      2. you fool, every single keystroke was selected with the utmost care.

    • @ldbonq
      @ldbonq 3 роки тому

      @@rorycannon7295 i was not using it as an insult, i was merely using it as an idication of sexuality

  • @jeffliu6454
    @jeffliu6454 4 роки тому +35

    10:25 imagine that you were in that plane, and u just see a friken boat in the sky crashing u

    • @bitai683
      @bitai683 4 роки тому +2

      he just helped because you already wanted to kill everyone on board with that nosedive

    • @o__o.6212
      @o__o.6212 3 роки тому

      Your last thought: Was that a boat...?

  • @davidgalemore5410
    @davidgalemore5410 4 роки тому +12

    I would love to see some professional speedruns of this.

  • @o__o.6212
    @o__o.6212 3 роки тому +3

    12:43
    Even the cop had a golf club

  • @tedbxrch
    @tedbxrch 4 роки тому +48

    Just like normal golf, there are planes slamming into the ground everywhere

    • @blobvisfan666
      @blobvisfan666 4 роки тому +1

      You ain't playing it the way the creators intended it if the full game doesn't cost over 10 million dollars.

  • @kaifraser1996
    @kaifraser1996 4 роки тому +97

    “I’m smelling a hole in one”
    *Instantly Dies”

  • @Hghartung
    @Hghartung 3 роки тому +4

    The montage of him yelling “golf” was my favorite part

  • @timbomb374
    @timbomb374 10 місяців тому +1

    If this became a widely recognised sport imagine the crazy strate and trickshots people would make

  • @Jepsonduel
    @Jepsonduel 4 роки тому +72

    I'm making "That's just golf" apart of my many nonsensical sayings.

  • @doctorxawesomestop-motion1234
    @doctorxawesomestop-motion1234 4 роки тому +35

    “This is gonna take some Tiger Woods ass boat golf”

  • @samthebudiman
    @samthebudiman 2 роки тому +4

    Doug: "I'm smelling a.. hole in one."
    Screen: Hole 27
    Also Doug: dies immediately

  • @bird1042
    @bird1042 4 роки тому +3

    12:03
    Doug trying desperately to finish this
    hackysphee in chat: imma write a whole essay on sporks

  • @SloppyJoe-ke7gq
    @SloppyJoe-ke7gq 4 роки тому +37

    My favorite boat for golf is the Titanic.
    For some reason it couldn’t leave the water.

  • @chanzeepan3822
    @chanzeepan3822 4 роки тому +26

    I thought his dad was just standing in the background for a solid minute lol

  • @jonahdove1902
    @jonahdove1902 3 роки тому +11

    The billboard at 2:20 literally says "Misfortune." How right it is.

  • @paydaygh9388
    @paydaygh9388 3 місяці тому +1

    I got a golf ball midroll ad during this video. This is the only golf related anything I’ve ever watched on UA-cam.

  • @ComputerGirlMae
    @ComputerGirlMae 4 роки тому +59

    Are we not acknowledging the fact that its literally raining planes from the sky?

    • @DorkyDogBoy
      @DorkyDogBoy 3 роки тому +22

      What? Thats normal

    • @ducktooth2502
      @ducktooth2502 3 роки тому +2

      Seems like alot of sky traffic

    • @unitds27-delta
      @unitds27-delta 3 роки тому +15

      Just like normal golf

    • @ProfessionalBabyEater
      @ProfessionalBabyEater 3 роки тому +11

      You know gta v is based on Los Angeles right?

    • @GogyX1
      @GogyX1 3 роки тому +3

      @@ProfessionalBabyEater true. LA is pretty crazy.

  • @bigk6344
    @bigk6344 4 роки тому +127

    Is anyone going to talk about DougDoug shaving his beard and having a mustache?

    • @N1ko0L
      @N1ko0L 4 роки тому +6

      Money is good but dollars have stuff has kill dougdoug beautiful beard so we need to kill them back

    • @transformersloverjon
      @transformersloverjon 4 роки тому +1

      Mamma mia!

    • @willemvandendolder2556
      @willemvandendolder2556 4 роки тому +1

      He looked best with the goatee

    • @ITsAMADDOG
      @ITsAMADDOG 4 роки тому

      Yeah I was just lookinf for this comment. He was better beforeee

    • @maxpayne4107
      @maxpayne4107 4 роки тому

      Dollar Shave Club

  • @Anthony-xe9nw
    @Anthony-xe9nw 3 роки тому +1

    The floating tug and Jesus just chillin was amazing

  • @flipy516
    @flipy516 4 роки тому +1

    9:15 what I see when I play golf
    9:22 what the golf ball sees

  • @jeanneinthedark4871
    @jeanneinthedark4871 4 роки тому +51

    The editing is a masterpiece. And the new facial hair rocks.

    • @babystickman0
      @babystickman0 4 роки тому +3

      8 hours ago wot?

    • @PieZello
      @PieZello 4 роки тому +2

      Time traveller!!

    • @Cainenghis
      @Cainenghis 4 роки тому +4

      how did you beat everyone else to first comment by 8 hours?

    • @Alphae21
      @Alphae21 4 роки тому +6

      Patrons see the video early

  • @polter5195
    @polter5195 4 роки тому +11

    "Oh this works too!"
    *Boat dramatically explodes*
    golf.

  • @weaselly7650
    @weaselly7650 3 роки тому +2

    I'd love to watch golf where after the golfer finishes using a specific club, he just sighs, and melts it back down into molten metal from whence it came.

  • @kaydenwoodridge
    @kaydenwoodridge 4 роки тому +26

    Me: I wonder what's on UA-cam today...
    UA-cam: CAN YOU PLAY GOLF WITH A BOAT IN GTA V
    Me: Let me guess... Dougdoug

  • @Garathon
    @Garathon 4 роки тому +60

    "You just line your boat up and boost your boat into the air", I am not so sure you can put boats in air doug...

  • @Smoothie_dude
    @Smoothie_dude 4 роки тому +17

    Damn he cut his facial hair for the sponsor, commitment.

  • @namanakaskippy
    @namanakaskippy 4 роки тому +1

    6:36 that shot really got me hyped

  • @inraser
    @inraser 2 роки тому +3

    I spent 5 minutes replaying the song at 11:37 because I couldn't remember where I heard it. DeGroot Keep is best map.

  • @Garathon
    @Garathon 4 роки тому +56

    Next episode "how doing golf with boats, with you voice commands, causes global warming"

    • @Vazelos
      @Vazelos 4 роки тому +6

      @@pokkiheart And explained with food

    • @skillwaffles9858
      @skillwaffles9858 4 роки тому +1

      @@Vazelos In Real Life

    • @Jabooty_Williams
      @Jabooty_Williams 4 роки тому +4

      doug makes the hole..... THEN BEARS! THEY ATTACK THE TUGBOAT! the bears will eat good tonight

    • @Garathon
      @Garathon 4 роки тому +1

      @@Jabooty_Williams *The bears walk away*

  • @Ellicess
    @Ellicess 4 роки тому +61

    Are the planes just a formality now?

    • @stevoisiak
      @stevoisiak 4 роки тому +1

      Why are there so many planes falling?

    • @PigFishYT
      @PigFishYT 4 роки тому +1

      @@stevoisiak cuz they arnt taking off, duuuh

    • @Melodicat
      @Melodicat 4 роки тому

      Fireworks for landing the holes.

  • @scottthepog9811
    @scottthepog9811 3 роки тому +2

    "it's fine we'll take the freeway" he says while his boat falls from the sky

  • @joseph4450
    @joseph4450 4 роки тому +25

    What if you did a slide with just your voice for the ice montano in twighlight princess(Zelda)

  • @velvetvelvet
    @velvetvelvet 4 роки тому +494

    Boomer: gta makes people violent!!
    GTA Players: Can you play golf with a boat in Gta 5?

    • @bman7346
      @bman7346 4 роки тому +9

      Golf with a boat is like one of the most violent things you can do in gta

    • @Bored_Zomb
      @Bored_Zomb 3 роки тому +3

      @@bman7346 No. The most violent thing you can do in gta is throw a ball for chop.

    • @destroyerlol392
      @destroyerlol392 3 роки тому +1

      @@Bored_Zomb wow you're right

  • @the2ndto1stanimations99
    @the2ndto1stanimations99 4 роки тому +4

    0:58 buckingham doug

  • @spencerchang4628
    @spencerchang4628 2 роки тому +1

    RIP friend, you helped us when we needed you the most, we love you tug tug

  • @YESSSSSSSSSSIRRRRRRR
    @YESSSSSSSSSSIRRRRRRR 4 роки тому +16

    Whenever I play golf. I make absolutely sure that there a planes crashing into the course. Otherwise I'm not playing golf

  • @bp_cherryblossomtree723
    @bp_cherryblossomtree723 4 роки тому +13

    Person: So I heard you play *golf
    DougDoug: Yes. But its complicated...

  • @artsyrache
    @artsyrache 2 роки тому +2

    Doug seems like the type of man to absolutely SMASH his golf club into the ball and send it so far it is seen as a message from earth on another world and then say “I just need to have a good hole and I will be back in the game!”

  • @rafdegus4180
    @rafdegus4180 3 роки тому +1

    6:42 "Looks like dog is gonna switch boats again"
    ......... nice

  • @Packiechu
    @Packiechu 4 роки тому +37

    Bless the lord and savior, Danny DeVito watching over DougDoug make a PlugPlug with a TugTug.
    Edit: @6:40, did he just call himself Dog?

  • @n3v3r1s4
    @n3v3r1s4 4 роки тому +9

    "frankly, this would make real golf actualy fun to watch" 😂😂😂

  • @orr4337
    @orr4337 2 роки тому +1

    That has got to be the best dollar shave club ad I've ever seen

  • @lmrstudioproductions6676
    @lmrstudioproductions6676 2 роки тому +1

    Slingshot Ship Be Looking Freaking EPIC

  • @topankin944
    @topankin944 4 роки тому +11

    Doug: ‘attempt 30’ I’m about to get a hole in one

  • @kyuremgames2815
    @kyuremgames2815 4 роки тому +7

    This video is the most legendary golf video I know

  • @uncoolbob9653
    @uncoolbob9653 2 роки тому +2

    14:04 this is like when you put and the ball goes in just to spin and exit like 1 inch out if the hole

  • @amyvoorhees8291
    @amyvoorhees8291 4 роки тому +1

    My friend: So what kind of sport do you like
    Me: It's complicated

  • @restless276
    @restless276 4 роки тому +14

    People In the 1960s: *We’re gonna have flying cars in the future!*
    DougDoug: *Good guess but actually no*