@@NoMorePodDes Kraig's delivery is so crucial to his roasts that it's imperative I quote it just right. Another one of my favorites from Kraig: *to Boo during Boo's Battlegrounds episode* "Yo family gave up on you."
goat roaster....the show went the way kraig took it...then others came after and killed but kraig took the show. Proud to see boo kill now because of kraig he had to learn the style the show wanted and he did he got off to a slow start same for david lucas he be on kill tony doing his thing but kraig set the standard for all them
Gotta love how when kraig gets the roast off his demeanor is calm, the camera pans to who he just cooked(no pun intended) then goes back to him laughing loud as hell 😂😂😂legend
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"You turned down a miracle because it included a bath..." Kraig is a true genius.
Dog 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He one of the best!
Nigga what?!!!! Lmaooooooooo
“Jay had a dream he could walk and woke up in a handstand” 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
My favorite Kraig roast bruh💀💀
Too 3 funniest kraig joke
That was the best one lolll
Classic 😹
Please don't tell me Jay is the nigga in the wheelchair!!??🤣😭
"Billy was at an arcade, he sat on the joy stick and beat the game with his ass"
-Kraig Schmiiiiith
Yoooo😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂 never gets old
Broooooooo
What episode did he say that?
Ayooooooo what episode I gotta see this
“After you wash your clothes, you gotta wash the washing machine” is an all time classic
Dirty ahh nigga
@Alien Edgar you must be really fun at parties.
@@here4boxing these MFs over here... "WeLL aCkshullY" 😂
You dirty mf...lmao
Your savings got 9 pepperoni's in it 😭😭😭😭😭
"Aint no crunch sound when you eat chips" KILLED me
LOLOL
Damn I miss that1 , that's funny 🤣
Telling someone in a wheelchair you dreamed about walking and woke up in a handstand is fucking insane 🤣
"If a shark ate you. It would have high blood pressure.."
-Kraig Smith
"Your mom killed a ni&&a in the l.a. riots" will forever be my all time favorite Kraig joke🤣😂🤣😂😂
Facts
💯
Man that joke was so…..🤦🏽♂️ lol dude mind something different
I want a coffee table book of just all Kraig's jokes lmao
We might have to make that happen
@@MrDwittit Lol for real. And the book cover has to be a serious photo of him in black&white 😂
@@Leukick I'm going to talk to him about it.
Fr tho
Make it a, "cook' book," called, "Recipes for Roasting & Cooking N***as."😂😂
“Ahhh you weak built, frail nigga..” it didn’t matter what came after that, that shit had me dying 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂💯
He’ll yeah to funny
T I : *Walks In*
Kraig : “Check that Nigga for a Wire” 😅😂😂😂
“Boo energy change when he hear bathtub water”😂😂
definitely top 5 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
@@twkilla3 most definitely
@@LICKSAMUSA that shit killed me lol
"U look like a curse that's doing well" I just pissed myself 🤣💀🤣💯
Funny asf
@@EricOWilliam LoL ikr 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks for all the laughs Kraig.
RIP Jay Wheelz
RIP FuQuan
RIP Teddy Ray
Appreciate AllDef and the talent it has opened our eyes to ✊🏾
What the fuck they died?
Damn bro, that's a trip I didn't know that. So many laughs they provided. Especially teddy ray
yo teddy and fu too!?
I didn't know FuQuan died. Damn. R.I.P to all three.
Damn
"Your spirits drunk" absolutely killed me 😂
Its an extremely genius joke since they call alcohol spirits.
@@LiiLViLLAN far as wine
@@brandonwilliams9353no wine is wine spirits is like vodka, gin or rum
Front tooth died in a corndog bite🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
If you whisper doughboy name at burger king they'll put a extra patty on your burger
Mike was never the same lol
“if you drop blood in the ocean tahir’s mouth will jump out the water” 😭😭😭 im really crying. kraig the funniest nigga on the show fr
fr strong imagination
Are you a black person saying the n word,
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That would make a scary ass horror movie 😨😂🤣
Kraig has The most creative funkiest jokes by far. Boo is the funniest person
“That nigga look like bacteria” is the most savage joke I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂
I don't care how many times I've heard these, they hit every single time 😂
Idk why the dog joke had me in tears "if you invite him over your house he gonna go straight to the backyard" 😂😂
Cause that shii funny 🤣🤣💯
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cuz you imagined that ish be real someone coming over and going straight to the backyard is wild 😂😂😂😂
That killed me 😂
My damn head hurting so bad.
They left out when he said you chipped your tooth licking a crosswalk button 😂😂😂💀💀💀
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
If that ain't some super special Ed shit right there then IDK🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lost that tooth in a corn dog bite 😂
@@essay1218 yo I almost died when he said that 🤣🤣
“He got a 12year old nemesis “ got me dying
The word nemesis is funny as hell lol
@@premiumnetwork1953 it’s like super villain shit lol
"Brent get bullied by kids"
"Aint nobody ever with u wen u go 2 couple's therapy" Kraig is da damn King 👑💯🤣
When David jogs, it sounds like 2 walruses playing hot hands🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Violated David
“I ain’t got nowhere to go but I love these bitches!! Every last one of ‘em!”
😂😂 fkn killed me bruh
“Your mouth can take a superhero punch” has my stomach hurting ☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣
I swear to Christ I died when he said that
Bro said kev beat his wife after he drink to much root beer 🍺 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"If a shark ate you, it would have high blood pressure". 😂😂😂
That LA Riots joke was TOP TIER
19:46 "you turned down a miracle cuz it included a shower"
Fucking Kraig 💀💀
You only left out 1 I could think of lmao. When Kraig said, "Tony is a animal weirdo" And everyone started laughing before he could finish the joke 😂
2.....Tony makes dogs uncomfortable they back peddle
@@nickeyblue640 "Hey, dogs don't trust Tony." *laughter from class* "When he walks them, th-they backpedal."
@Luis Rosario there it is😅😅😅
@@luisrosario3781 “th-they” ✅✅✅✅
@@NoMorePodDes Kraig's delivery is so crucial to his roasts that it's imperative I quote it just right.
Another one of my favorites from Kraig:
*to Boo during Boo's Battlegrounds episode*
"Yo family gave up on you."
"When he smiles, Coyotes accept him!"🤣😄🤣
When the drugs run out boo ain't your friend no more. Too funny😂🤣😂
Billy broke his neck being too sassy 😂😂😂.. David brings his own meat with him to the restaurant 😂😂
If you doughboy name at burger king they'll put a extra patty on your burger
my all time favorite has to be "Your mama facetime you topless" 😂😂😂😂😂
LMAOOOOO when he said that
@@iancuspinera1160 bro i've been watching all the old shows trying to find it!! it was fsho from pre-covid
Season 5 E7. First joke on Brandon
@@WhoDatEditz GOAT....I hope your pillow stays cold at all times fam 🤌✌
Lfmaoooo how he even come up with this shit 🤣🤣🤣
You been tongue kissing uppercuts killed me 😂
“After my daddy’s daddy!” 😂😂
Kraig has never been to Detention 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This dude is really the funniest guy on the show!
22 minutes of Kraig laughing at his own joke 😂😂
“ you look like it’s to much pressure not to smell like piss” -kraig smith-
😂😂😂
Kraig is hands down the funniest bro has me dying
This is the best compilation of kraig hands down ! Nice work 🙏
Thank you i appreciate it 🙏
“If you knocc on doebois refrigerator 4 hams open the door”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“A family of hams will answer “ 🤦🏿♂️
Craig and CP the funniest by far, those two go crazy with the jokes 😂😂
I feel like when David Lucas is on one he’s just as good as them, but man he rarely shows up
Nah add brent and Patrick them dudes lethal
“During hippo mating season…”
Didn't even finish the sentence and it was still funny 😆
😂😂😂classic
One of the all time best openings to a joke 😂
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂
Nobody gone talk about him roasting the whole classroom 1 by 1 back to back 😭😭
David Lucas was spared on that one 😂
A demon roller blader 🤣💀😂💀🤣💀😂 evil, evil, I'm here for evil 😂😂😂 (21:00)
Had me in TEARS
He said.. "you look like a curse that's doing good!" Hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
You invite him to your house he gon go straight to the back yard.😂
"Jay had a dream he could walk, and woke up in a hand stand" Best one for me lol.
Dude is by far one of the funniest people on the planet!!!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
"You the only crip with a spear" yall dont understand how funny that is😂😂
Kraig is simply the all def goat!
"You gotta sit on your battery to work on your car" yo that shit took me out!! 🤣
20:43 The "Boogie Time" bit was crazy. Watching Kraig build it from the bottom up through that whole episode was an entire creative process.
Only joke missing from this is when Kraig told Donterio he chipped his tooth licking the crosswalk button 😅😅😅
Funniest one out of them all. This brother literally makes the show.
That "echo location" joke was fuckin phenomenal 💯💯💯💯💯l 😂😂😂😂😂
goat roaster....the show went the way kraig took it...then others came after and killed but kraig took the show. Proud to see boo kill now because of kraig he had to learn the style the show wanted and he did he got off to a slow start same for david lucas he be on kill tony doing his thing but kraig set the standard for all them
Showed my mom an episode of roast me with Craig. My mom said he laughs like Elmo. Now I can’t unhear it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao I can’t unhear it now 😂
Facts 😂
“You look like a curse that’s doing well” 😂😂😂
“Yo mom killed a nigga in the LA Riots” legit one of the funniest jokes i ever heard 😂. I ran that shit so many times. He clapped back so quick
“Boo plays bongos at the shelter every Wednesday”….😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"You look like you let another n***a name your kids" 🤣🤣🤣
_This dude is the G.O.A.T_
_He cooks everyone._
*_PERIOD_*
"You turned down a miracle cus it included a shower!" I cant 😂😂
This is what every inner city classroom look like.
Doboy got a freezer full of Oreo whites 😂
"That nigga Christian built like ah gospel bull frog" YEEEEEOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭
The fact that he was always in the back corner of the classroom is perfect. Iykyk the back corner was funniest part of the classroom
Gotta love how when kraig gets the roast off his demeanor is calm, the camera pans to who he just cooked(no pun intended) then goes back to him laughing loud as hell 😂😂😂legend
R.I.P. Jay wheelz and Teddy Ray and Fuquan🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
“Your tooth died in a corn dog bite” Lmao
If DoBoy feld asleep in the sun he’d wake up a loaf!
Feld?
That’s how he said it 😂
😂😂😂
“Marvin Sometimes Gay!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
‘David built like he swallow skulls 💀’ shit had me crying main 😂😂😂😂
13:36
Can we just talk about how hard T.I. laughed at this😂😂
Lumpy built like his microwave dirty is the most classic Kraig roast! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣GAWD GAWD GAWD
“Hold on,check that 🥷 for a wire!” 😂😂😂
Kraig is by far the funniest to me 🤣🤣🤣🤣 his jokes are crazyyy
I think that's why he sit in the back
Kraig tell a joke and react like someone else told it 😅
Yes he does
Tears real life tears 😂😭😭😂 the funniest man to do it
“Nav look like Mouthing Luther King” wtf 😂😂😂😂
He's literally undefeated 🧛🏾♂️🤣😂🐐
Kraig laughing at himself is the funniest
Just commenting because i saw my namesake 😂
“Boo washes his hands to dig through garbage”🤣🤣🤣
I love how Kraig genuinely laughs so hard at every joke. Stomping his feet and all 😂😂😂
He is a genius at this !
“I ain’t got nowhere to go but I love these bitches “. Most creative shit I’ve ever heard 😂😂
"If you blew inna bag and put it in the freezer, we'd have shit pops in the morning" 😂🤣🤣
Kraig shhhmithhhh !! Thanks for all the laughs bruh.
This was hysterical "if doboy feel asleep in the sun he wake up a loaf" lmao
Kraig never been to detention I swear 😂
On god first time hearing of him and this shit got me in tears!! These the type of comedians I like
That joke on jay wheels “jay had a dream he could walk and woke up in a handstand” it fucking kills me everytime 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The funniest joke I’ve ever heard
The ad lib., “I ain’t got nowhere to go but I love these bitches… Every last one of them” is brilliant!
Has Kraig ever been to detention? I think he might be the undisputed king of roast me
My boy had laughing highlights 😂
Kraig has me rollin every time he says some shit. 🤣