Roast Me | Kraig Smith Season 3 Compilation | All Def
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- Da Rona got us on lock down. So we are going into the crates and taking back our vids. Here's a compilation of Roast Me - Season 3 of the G.O.A.T. - Kraig Smith!
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Roast Me | Kraig Smith Season 3 Compilation | All Def
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Kraig tells a joke
Everyone: 😂😂😂
Kraig: 😐😐😐🤣
Hara Me naw that's David.
LMAO
🤣🤣😆😆😆😆👌🏾👍🏾
HAHAHHHHAHHAH
I CANT LMAOOOOOI YOUR SO FUNNY XDXDXD 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Bra this so
Funny 😂😂😂
Kraig is the definition of “delivery is everything when it comes to roasting” 😂😂😂😂
Fax
Facts
2l
@@BenzoEsquire n nonnn no jnm o no k nnmknn no n nnmkn nmmkn mnmknnn man mn mnmknnnooj man. Mnmknnnm
Yes
"Jay had a dream he could walk, and woke up in a handstand." 😂
Classic.
They skipped over that. I was crying
@@marctoonz813 here you go:
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this has to be the number 1 roast on the show 🤣🤣🤣
I spit reading this in Kraig's voice 🤣
Kraig be saying sentences we’ve never heard before 😭😭😭💀💀
When Kraig said “you look like you let other dudes name your kids” I LOST IT 🤣😫
Maannn dat shit was funny as hell!
😂😂
@@EDubb91 7
We Gon name em after my daddy's daddy 😂😂😂
Pure gold. He the Roast me Goat. Him, CP, David Lucas, and Ryan Davis.
Kraig Is The Champion, Pure Creativity With His Ridiculous Ass Jokes. Lmao Please Bring Him Back In The Next Season, Real Talk It Was Great Seeing Him Last Episode. The Streets Needed It.
he was in the newest episode
His jokes are random af but funny at the same time....
@@ss11111ss he wasn't on the last episode 🤔
I watched the first season of roast me but then I forgot about the show then I saw season 4 and went back to see they had compilations of a random guy named kraig and by far he is the funniest fucking person on this show I swear to god bruh.
s that one was filmed along time ago sadly
They way he structures his jokes are unprecedented 😂
His delivery is god-like
His delivery is actually shaky. He stutters to get out a lot of his jokes, but I guess they’re so unique that it still works:
96NickBeats maybe cause he’s drunk as hell majority of the time. Lol always sippin on something 😂
Some of his jokes sound like he doesn't know the punchline yet when he starts talking. And somehow he manages to still land them
@@ilubyou13 thats soo true i noticed that earlier
"Craig tells joke"
3 seconds later after Craig processed his own joke
Craig: hahahahahahahahahahahahah
Gaming Legend the best 😂😂
😂😂😂
Every goddamn time!!! 😂😂😂😂
His laugh literally sounds like it’s spelled 😭
That’s what makes it funny
The fact that Kraig laughs at his own joke harder than everyone else...that shit is funny as hell to me....
Russell almost fired him a after that.
Word 😂😂
He laughs like someone else told the joke 😂 it’s gold
Kraig be giving doughboy hell 😂😂😂
“Kev cant yawn without falling backwards” 🤣🤣🤣 most underrated joke
"he got a twelve year old nemesis" is one of the best quick witted jokes ever
Sun Tzu 100%
What? Craig is funny but that's basic af. Lmao
@@user-qx5nk6qg2b how is it basic? When's the last time you heard someone use the word nemesis especially in this kind of comedy format and with such quick wit
Joaquín Enríquez he made it on spot but that’s definitely not his best
@@tnq3882 everyone has jokes that are not always gonna be their best 🤷🏽♀️
My boyfriend Louis & I used to watch all the roast me episodes, sadly he passed away in July 2020. But I love watching these videos again having flashbacks of us literally crying laughing 😭 😂 & we love Kraig Smithhhh of course, thanks ALLDEF I can come watch & enjoy the memories I have & when I'm really missing my baby💔
RIP to Louis and I hope you're healing. God bless
@@jonathangillespie303 thank you, that was very kind of you to say! God Bless you as well 🙏 🙂
Prayers.
Stay encouraged and Louis is smiling down on you !!!
Sincere condolences 🙏 😞
Most underrated Kraig roast is when he told Jay "you lost a fight to a monkey on crutches" 😂😭😩
RIP Jay Wheels 🙏
🤣 facts that joke underrated af . rip jay🙏🏾
Lmao he said he can't see himself in the bathroom mirror
Damn he died wtf
I dont know how he comes up with this funny shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That shits hilarious fr
Craig is so random. And I love how much he goes in on Doboy.
Lol, everybody goes in on doboy.
And tony
His jokes might seem random but they always suitable for the person being roasted
doboy was born knowing all McDonalds menu
LMAO
“They had to put an ACL on Kevin’s neck so he could hold his head up”
🤯🤯🤭🤣☠️ 6:20
💣💣💣
7:38 "Keenan look like he fired for being musty" had me rolling! 🤣🤣🤣
"You threw a Whole turkey in a food fight" 🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣
“Kev knocked his self out tryna take off a turtle neck” is the funniest shit ever ! 🤣🤣😭 Just look at his head bro 💀
KevOnHeadOnStage
“Look like you been tongue kiss in’ uppercuts” 😂💀 Kraig was in God mode on season 3
Idc what it cost. Get Kraig back on the show full time! This man is a goat!
Facts!!!
Drew Tee what’s his podcast???
@@mrsanchez2283 go to his IG you will see
@@mrsanchez2283IG: theekraigsmith
The entire room quiets down when kraig starts his roast, knowing damn well it’s about to be heat.
“if a shark ate you it’d have high blood pressure” 🤣🤣
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Daaaammmmmnnnn😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love DoBoy he’s such a good sport
lemonbar7 And he was always cute, he lost that weight and looking good. So happy for him.
@@starroddy5588 loool he got roasted into aesthetics
Too bad he switched up on Kev
His only talent is that of human punchingbag.
@BrownGolden Girl what happened?
That "LA RIOTS" joke was like a buzzer beat in the NBA finals
Sydney bought a hairless dog and named it me is still one of the funniest things I've ever heard
“You take baths with your mouth open” Ctfu!!!!! Never gets old🤣😂😩!!
Jemaar look syndromic🤣🤣
🤣⚰⚰⚰⚰🤣 lmfaooo
Bluj LMBAO
LMAOOOOOO TOOK ME OUT WHEN THE CAMERA PANNED TO HIM
@@jecantobaxter6648 he really does
All Def know we at home in quarantine and need these highlights to keep us laughing. Shoutout!
Sway C quarantine? I thought you guys could leave and go to the store and stuff over there?
Dan and Lilly uk is getting quarantined soon
Sway C true that respect to ADD
They stole theses videos lmao, a fan made theses comp vids and well. Idk what happened but ADD is now uploading them they either made a deal or add took them.
Sam Lung you can’t steal something that you created and own the rights to.
Kraig always kills, but that ep. 10 rapid fire flaming the whole set was epic.
Ain't no crunch sounds when u eat chips had me dead 😂😂
Malek Mek tahir is all gums 😂😂🤣😂🤣
Killed me 😂
Malek Mek LMBAO
Malek Mek ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
That's genius
“I feel like Chico been bit by a pig before”
Highly underrated
Vertro Media why
Ur Mama Jesus lol my man got philosophical
“.......during Hippo mating season...” 😱😱😱😱
The corn dog bite joke gets me every single time 😂😂😂
Brent got convicted for a felon in children’s court
-kraig smith
I can tell by cp bottom lip that his tongue probably dead 😂😂😂
BitchesLove Tony lmao gold
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
BitchesLove Tony i dont get it
That shit forever takes me out.....
The best joke of the season
“Every Christmas Sydney calling a bomb threat to a wig store” 😭😭😭
Pat: Ay. Brent still get bullied.
Kraig: Ah, by kids.
Also Kraig: You got a 12-year old nemesis.
yall gotta get this show like this again. with the original crew plus guests. this was the best. this was going to put everyone on a higher pedestal to grow I believe. Kraig the goat
you know the joke about to be fire when kraig starts with "tony a weirdo..."
All he has to say is tony and you know you Boutta start dying
Dats y I'm ctfu.....he called him an "animal weirdo" lmfao 🤣 😂 💀 😆
Kraig Smiffff the G.O.A.T.
Missed this one from Season 3 Episode 5
“Kal dined and dashed at a homeless shelter” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
That was the best one
Kraig: “You look like it’s too much pressure not to smell like piss”
Me: I’ve heard it all now 💀💀💀💀
Lmao
😂😂😂
Bruh the more young think abt it, the funnier it gets🤣😂
“Dogs don’t trust Tony, when he walk them they back peddle” is INSANE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I lost it with a lot of his jokes but when he said Brett knows how to play no scrubs on a trombone. 🤣🤣😂😂Goddd !!! How is the man coming up with this stuff! Seriously
Kev beat his wife when he drank too much root beer 😂😂😂😂
Naw that LA riot joke is forever the best line I’ve heard on this show.
What’s the joke mean? Why’s it so funny they all went crazy for it
@@johnnymckinney7030 in the 1990s there were race riots over police killing Rodney King; some of the store owners, some of whom were Asian, defended their businesses with firearms... Dumbfoundead is Asian-American, basically it was a "yo mama" joke
@@CorvusCorone68 police didn't kill Rodney King they just beat his ass real bad
Yea, there's video & news footage of Asian business owners shooting back standing in front of their stores.
There’s one where boo calls out Dave And said this dudes lips look like pulled pork lmao
“Billy did two years in a Hawaiian prison for killing a hamster with a ukelele.”
❓❓❓
that's the thing about roasts. They don't even have to make sense, it's all in the delivery. "You eat car decals for Valentine's Day." say it the right way and people will be rolling.
parth hahaha true. My other favorite is “TMurph drew a picture of Malcolm X wearing bell-bottoms”. Lmao what....
Time stamp ?
SIqys it’s not in this video, it’s at 3:58 of the Season 3 Christmas Roast
@@pr0ven 22:44
“The back of Doboys knees get musty” 🤣🤣🤣 that joke is underrated
Kraig is definitely the best roaster I’ve seen on here. Him and CP my top guys for sure. He be saying some random shxt that you gotta really picture in your head 😂
Kraig laugh funnier than the jokes, and trust me, the jokes got me in fqn tears 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Yo it took me the longest to figure out who had that high pitched ass laugh lol
“Jamar looks syndromic.. takes baths with his mouth open” Lmfaoooooooo
Best ever line
Kraig really said, "Dude looks like Fievel goes MMA". Holy shit thats genius.
Kraig is the GOAT of Roast Me ! He’s roars are by far the funniest, most weird things ever and there’s no comeback to it
Craigs joke are so visual. Everytime he roasts someone I feel like i'm right there witnessing the events that transpired haha
“Jelly stains on his casket pillow” WOW! 😨🔥
The level of depth of this joke smh
Cause I read this as he said it 😂😂
Yo Kraig really be gripping you tf up when he laugh😭😭😭💀
The best to ever do it...
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Dope sound 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I like when he lifts his head to deliver his jokes, you know he's coming up with something you never heard before. It's pure genius.
When kraig cracks a joke and then laughs, got me in tears over here🤣😭😂
Greatest season of roast me ever kraig was in his bag!!!! That line he told donterio, you chipped your tooth licking a crosswalk button is a classic 🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I feel like chico been bit by a pig before." 😂😂😭
“Boo got a song coming out called when ni**as kiss me I don’t like it that much” 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Everyone:
Kraig: *...during hippo mating season...*
Me: *automatically pauses the video and can't breathe*
shawn the brave god bruh 💀
shawn the brave god 13:40 had me about to die 😭😭😭
my FAV!!!!!!!
Kraig can never go to detention💀💀 jokes be having everybody weak
Kraig is clearly the star of these roast. His quips and delivery are on point.
Boo looks like he sells dead Christmas tress☠☠☠☠
This compilation is only missing one of his best on the boul in the wheelchair. “Jay had a dream he could walk, and woke up in a handstand.” 😂
Gene Machene facts
Gene Machene I could’ve swore he said it in here.
Jordan Herring Nope, the other ones are there, but not that one.
Forreal hilarious!!!
Can Tony come back to the show just so we can get more “Tony is an animal weirdo” jokes?
"i caught tony feeding a parrot a chicken sandwich" one of the greatest jokes i've ever heard. that shit is so concise but its a haymaker.
An animal weirdo will never not be funny lmaooooo
Bro, I’ve seen ALL these shits and I’m STILL crying laughing! Literally!!! 😂🤣😩
Never fails
Big Mex on Gs
“He looks like Marvin Sometimes Gaye” Lmao dawg
Kraig's roasts always have the roastee laughing too, which is a rare skill
The way everyone laughed the whole season, you dont see that after Kraigs gone
@Drew Tee CP was funnnierrr tho
@@hateyouwithapassion1 not during season 3 he wasn't. He's funny as hell but this season was kraig all the way lol
I can honestly say ive enjoyed every minute of this 😂😂😂
17:34 will forever be my favorite Kraig Smith roast, period. 😂💀
I'm cracking up at that exact moment he said that shyt lol 😂😂🤣😂
Comedian Haze It cracks me up every time I watch it. 😂 You could see Mike’s soul leave through that tooth gap.
Bro I’m saying this shit had me pissing my pants ong
Mike wasnt ready. He look like he was gettin mad
Not gonna lie. Roast me and the All def cast gave me a lot of good memories during a lot of bad times. Kev, teddy, doboy, Craig, Tamir, Meg, Patrick, Tony, Boo kapone. I would watch all def for hours and hours everyday. I love you guys always
I love Kraig!💜 Some of the best jokes and how he laughs after all his jokes is hilarious😫 😭😭😂
KRAIG THE MAN I CAN’T FRONT😂😂😂😂
THE JOKE, THE PAUSE, AND FINALLY THE LAUGH😂😂😂😂😂
"During hippo mating season -"
"Nooo noo "😂
He’s actually BRILLIANT with it! I’ve literally heard no one funnier!
“If doeboy went on a hunger strike, my kids will grow up”💀how tf does kraig think of these legendary jokes
17:34, the best part... timing was perfect LMAO
Whatever comes after “During hippo mating season” is a guaranteed banger Lol
8:03 If David jogs with his shirt off it sounds like walruses playing hot hands. I'm deadddd
dough254 ⚰️
You blend yo food and shoot it thru a heroin needle 🤣🤣🤣 killer me
This man is like a comedic KDot. Never knew jokes could hit like bars
"If Brandon Broady's jacket could speak, it would look at his face and say 'Twinsies!'" 😂
Has he ever got sent to detention ?! Too cold with it.
Chris Ayler never.
Kraig literally be slapping people in the face with the most random stuff. I laughed the whole way through.
4:54 "Aye dogs don't trust Tony, when he walks em, they, they backpedal." 😂😂😂
9:54 *"Arrr Sydney"* 😂😂😂
😆😂😂😂
“Ain’t no CRUNCH⚠️ sounds when you eat Chips ...” 😆 -Kraig💯
"Kev knocked himself out tryna take off a turtleneck" lmaoooo
RIP Jay. Rest easy in paradise bro.
Jay who?
@@rugerred8659 jay Wheelz
@@rugerred8659 12:20 the one in the wheelchair
When did he pass on? Rest in peace 🙏
Damn 🙏 I didn't know that
craig is the embodiment of "HE DONT MISS!"
“Dogs don’t trust tony when he walks em they back pedal” THAT SHIT IS HILARIOUS his weirdo animals jokes for Tony always hit
"He puts an extra piece of bread on a Big Mac" 😂😂😂
In terms of randomness, Kraig is a successful Boo Kapone lmao
This is PERFECT 😂😂👌
Kraig is hilarious! 👑 belongs to him for the funniest jokes😭🤣
“You look like you teach Kwanzaa in Ireland” 😭💀
Funniest joke of all time
Kraig Smith 95% out of the time every joke is hilarious and always has me rolling, dying thinking "yo who thinks of this s#!%", the things he makes up, very creative a very funny man.
“If David went jogging it would sound like two walruses playing hot hands” 😭😭😭😭😭
The way he laughs at his own jokes is hilarious 🤣🤣
Righttttt😂😂😂
“ you can hear body language with them ears” ☠️☠️