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  • In this video I will be explaining some major things never to do on the prison yard.... it can be vital to your survival in prison!
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  • @milominder
    @milominder 5 років тому +94

    Its hard not to watch your channel. I'm a criminal defense attorney in a state where the prisons are a bit more controlled than Virginia's. Your combination of charisma and great story telling makes you stand out. If you are making money from these videos you deserve it. Congratulations on turning your life around.

  • @Jabroni2U
    @Jabroni2U 5 років тому +1944

    I did 29 years of hard time. Then I finally got a divorce

    • @lilscoville
      @lilscoville 5 років тому +16

      Seeker of Truth ahh original!🤣

    • @Jabroni2U
      @Jabroni2U 5 років тому +42

      Hard time then she took ma money

    • @lilscoville
      @lilscoville 5 років тому +22

      Seeker of Truth damn brooo you dont need her. Just Jesus🤙🏼🦁❣️

    • @milk-sq5rm
      @milk-sq5rm 5 років тому +16

      Now thats hard time..u should make a video 2 inspire people 2 go 2 prison

    • @farq2688
      @farq2688 5 років тому +6

      Standing O

  • @Homewardboundskennel
    @Homewardboundskennel 5 років тому +314

    Idk why i watch this i dont plan on going to prison

    • @peckerchecker9977
      @peckerchecker9977 5 років тому +57

      Nobody plans for it lol

    • @jasonpierce5142
      @jasonpierce5142 5 років тому +8

      @@peckerchecker9977 Lmfao Truer Words have yet to be spoken xD

    • @xXRoBiLLaRDXx
      @xXRoBiLLaRDXx 5 років тому +3

      Same 😂😂

    • @corpsog163
      @corpsog163 5 років тому +7

      who does plan to?

    • @bobbobby4476
      @bobbobby4476 5 років тому +7

      Haha I know right!! Popped up one day and I been hooked ever since lmao!!

  • @myquest666420
    @myquest666420 5 років тому +66

    Do not shake the fence.
    Unless you're the ultimate warrior and you're doing your entrance.

  • @matteliano454
    @matteliano454 5 років тому +309

    Avoid prison altogether would be my advice.

    • @AngloSupreme
      @AngloSupreme 5 років тому +12

      Yeah but if it goes tits up this is good advice.

    • @user-tg3ii7ph4n
      @user-tg3ii7ph4n 5 років тому +19

      Sometimes its not your fault

    • @matteliano454
      @matteliano454 5 років тому +4

      @Cyrus Jay You're welcome

    • @alb3484
      @alb3484 5 років тому +15

      U can always get arrested on some bullshit u really didn’t do. It can happen to anyone believe me.

    • @lonewolfsurvival3453
      @lonewolfsurvival3453 5 років тому +6

      Do you actually have a choice in whether you go to prison or not? Lots of convicted innocents' would argue with that. What would you do if someone broke into your home, killed your wife and started raping your little girl? If you're like any real man, you'd probably break his fucking neck. That right there might land you in prison with the justice system that we have in this country. Does that distort your opinion at all?

  • @willkey7372
    @willkey7372 5 років тому +233

    Basicly don't do anything ever for any reason ever for anytime ever........for any reason ever.....

    • @llamaboy1991
      @llamaboy1991 5 років тому +34

      To anyone. No matter who they are, or what they're doing. For any reason. Whatsoever.

    • @NEWDOR1A
      @NEWDOR1A 5 років тому +32

      Damn ...You basically have to try not to exist at all

    • @ericmiller9522
      @ericmiller9522 5 років тому +3

      @@NEWDOR1A i do this regularly. Does that mean I'd be good at jail?

    • @youngwar1335
      @youngwar1335 5 років тому +1

      Ya be a visible bitch target

    • @paulflynn2740
      @paulflynn2740 5 років тому +3

      Ok Michael scott

  • @twigberries7110
    @twigberries7110 5 років тому +37

    NEVER and I mean NEVER look at another inmate and wink one eye! NEVER and I mean NEVER walk over to the basketball court and say nice balls.

    • @Imokyourok440
      @Imokyourok440 3 роки тому +1

      Never jokingly tell someone they are a sexy bitch. 😂😂

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 24 дні тому +1

      Lol speaking from experience? Cause Im sure those would be some good stories.

  • @dacs67
    @dacs67 5 років тому +467

    I’m just confused as to how many rules you must follow in prison, but somehow or another, these guys can’t follow the rules set up on the outside as to stay out the inside. Confusing as hell

    • @MWMTEE
      @MWMTEE 5 років тому +196

      dacs67 you dont get shanked for stealing shit from best buy

    • @Iroh10800
      @Iroh10800 5 років тому +11

      MWMTEE lol

    • @guyincognito.
      @guyincognito. 5 років тому +18

      @@MWMTEE Maybe you should.

    • @barrycross4249
      @barrycross4249 5 років тому +48

      You don't get stomped out and stabbed for breaking rules outside

    • @rustyshackleford5553
      @rustyshackleford5553 5 років тому +3

      Gotta learn eventually

  • @themostsecretscience6409
    @themostsecretscience6409 5 років тому +808

    Splittin wigs and bustin cheeks on the yard..oops, wrong channel.

    • @benkram7757
      @benkram7757 5 років тому +40

      I'm guessing you meant that for Big Hurk?

    • @zakhriskin1602
      @zakhriskin1602 5 років тому +9

      @@benkram7757 ****Big Herc

    • @joecampo5902
      @joecampo5902 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @whoopwhoop1207
      @whoopwhoop1207 5 років тому +1

      Willie Maeket Shawn and wildman??

    • @dustinLenn
      @dustinLenn 5 років тому +5

      I came for the wig split

  • @frankburns8871
    @frankburns8871 5 років тому +36

    I love these videos. I usually watch them with a smugness that I'll never be there...but that's not a given, even if you try to do everything right, and "play by the rules." Some tax glitch, or a situation where you have to defend yourself, or any number of scenarios could turn against you. It's good to have first-hand knowledge. Bonus points for making it entertaining.

    • @jimwitt21
      @jimwitt21 5 років тому +2

      I almost got sent down due to a crazy ex making up stories. You never know, right?

    • @PricelessBinkey1337
      @PricelessBinkey1337 2 роки тому +3

      I literally just got done spending the night in jail because my address was wrong causing me to miss a court date. I just got out of jail, keeping in mind that jail is not as bad as prison, I now feel traumatized to the point where I am now grateful for the life that I had that I was ungrateful for before. Take this man's advice very seriously because I've been binge-watching every single one of them so far.

    • @frankburns8871
      @frankburns8871 2 роки тому +2

      @@PricelessBinkey1337 Most convicts say prison is actually better than jail in most ways. I spent a weekend in Philadelphia's jail on a DUI, and I can tell you it was horrendous. Filthy, overcrowded, loud, two "meals" a day consisting of a sandwich with one slice of greenish baloney and one slice of alleged cheese, and a tiny box of something they called iced tea. No beds, just a cement cell with two metal benches and 8-10 cellmates. Murderers and DUIs all just thrown together.

    • @PricelessBinkey1337
      @PricelessBinkey1337 2 роки тому +1

      @@frankburns8871 shit man i was in a colorado one, philly mustve been brutal. But yea man! Its wild af! Nothing to do but talk to people and all those people are tryin to groom people, some people looking at 20 years! All kinds of charges all thrown into one cell! Absolutely terrifying. I might gone thru a "scared straight" situation. I was looking at videos/documentaries and i really would not last.

  • @coolchoicebro
    @coolchoicebro 5 років тому +4

    I literally just had to guide my bf through what was about to go down when he goes to jail, hes never been in trouble before and has never done time. So he calls and says everything you said happened and you're 100 percent right about everything and thank you for the help! I said I been doing time for 7 years man. Finally I changed my life thank God, got me a good job. I go to work and come home and I stay to myself.

    • @superman33920
      @superman33920 5 років тому

      Nikki Yates tweaker

    • @coolchoicebro
      @coolchoicebro 5 років тому +1

      @@superman33920 ohl no, he has never used drugs, but I did for almost 7 years, I was on them pills man and chouldn't get off them. But I did 19 months in a county jail, I was in a cell that's inside of a cell, I was confined for an entire 19 months man, and I had alot of time to think about what I'm doing with my life. Anyway, I'm about to be 24 months clean now! Im a little institutionalized now, I go to work and come straight home, but I watch these damn shows to see if anyone else went through what I did. Nothing bad personally happened to me but I went in looking like a junkie and it took me my 8th months to even put on weight. If you ever go to jail get a hustle!!!! Quick or u will starve. I didnt know anyone and had to slowly get to know ppl in there before I could do anything bc I didn't fuck with anyone and they didnt fuck with me. That 19 months in that county will be my last time. I did get harassed by the cops when I came home, and i just had to show mfs i changed i didnt even tell anyone. I silently came home and started working on myself. I didnt want to be another statistic that keeps going back.

  • @clinicalpsychologistwannab7706
    @clinicalpsychologistwannab7706 5 років тому +187

    Conclusion: Don't go to prison. It's definitely a nightmare

    • @whitegoodman7465
      @whitegoodman7465 5 років тому +3

      It's nothing more than a babysitting service.

    • @TomPark1986
      @TomPark1986 4 роки тому +1

      @1Dudelove So I I do a triple murder there....and im homeless....then jackpot?

    • @LivingBGLegend
      @LivingBGLegend 8 місяців тому

      @@whitegoodman7465hardly

  • @Rushlarz2112
    @Rushlarz2112 5 років тому +5

    Did 2 years at Oxford FCI...had to laugh about walking the track like a cow...biggest walking path in while FCI...made days go by real quick...I like your vids, makes me realize how I got through the rough part of my life, but appreciate everything I have now. Take care.

  • @leonantonio6977
    @leonantonio6977 5 років тому +272

    “You ain’t gone go out there and play horse with two other white dudes” I died bruh 😂

    • @clinicalpsychologistwannab7706
      @clinicalpsychologistwannab7706 5 років тому +12

      Freakin blacks always taking over the basketball areas

    • @nonperson9825
      @nonperson9825 5 років тому +9

      @@clinicalpsychologistwannab7706 thats all truth. Stay proud o yourself. Fuck them.

    • @HawksFan5884
      @HawksFan5884 5 років тому +11

      Clinical Psychologist Wannabee ... prison culture isn’t the same as real world culture. Sure there’s plenty of racism in both, but this “otherworldly depth” of racism isn’t just anti-white in the prison system. Prison culture in general is all about race. Whites stay w/ whites, blacks w/ blacks, & brown w/ brown, & they all hate each other.
      The prison yard doesn’t have a wealth of resources. There isn’t basketballs & courts to go around for everyone. The blacks control the basketball court, just like the whites w/ the swastika tats will control the weight area. The whole yard in higher level security prisons is broke into sections according to race. The blacks control the basketball court b/c let’s face it, blacks are more interested in the game of basketball then white people are (not too mention more naturally gifted at it). The blacks don’t control the basketball court in prison b/c of some otherworldly depth of anti-white racism. If there was a soccer field at a California prison, the Mexicans would run that, or if there was a baseball field, the whites would dominate (obviously no max prison is allowing a game w/ bats tho). Yes these rules are rooted in racism, but this is prison culture & that’s not how real world culture is. Black people still have the most talent as far as basketball is concerned out in the real world too, but whites aren’t banned from playing, or don’t have to fight just to play outside of prison. You’re comparing two different cultures that are about as similar as comparing Beverly Hills to a 3rd world country slum.
      As far as being safe out in the real world, yes there is racism involved, but I don’t agree that it’s this “otherworldly depth of anti-white racism”. Crime in the real world, & the areas of high crime have more to do w/ economics & class structure then they do race. Yes a white person isn’t gonna feel safe walking in an all black neighborhood. But what your talking about w/ all black neighborhoods, are the low class all black neighborhoods, or ghettos. As a white person id feel totally safe walking around one of the affluent all black neighborhoods outside of ATL or something, but I obviously wouldn’t feel safe walking through an all black project on the south side of Chicago. But as a white person (in the upper middle class range), I also wouldn’t feel very safe walking through an all white impoverished area of some southern state either.
      Crime in prison is mainly between opposing races, but in the real world, crime statistics show that most crime is white on white or black on black & the stats on that are pretty overwhelming. Now as you said, a black person may be able to walk in an all white area w/out having to fear violence, while a white person may not feel safe walking in a black neighborhood. However, as I said before, that has more to do w/ class structure & economics then it does us living in some anti-white racist culture. And as far as the “primitiveness of the average low IQ Black inmate”, the same goes for the low IQ white inmates in the prison system. Both races have prisoners in the system w/ low IQ’s who have been conditioned to use violence as a tool. The destructive nature or force of such people is the same w/ either race. Both races have people who are complete pieces of shit who offer absolutely nothing of significance or value to society.

    • @clinicalpsychologistwannab7706
      @clinicalpsychologistwannab7706 5 років тому +8

      Even if you go outside of prison in ANY city and it's a majority black crowd of young people especially at a basketball court , whites will mostly always get pushed out.
      Not always outside of prison, but way too often. Black teens don't exactly PLAY basketball 90% of the time, they Push and Shove basketball, i've dealt with it most of my life and i'm 51 years old. Whites mostly played basketball, now the blacks have turned it into a fairly violent game - guess what , it wasn't always like that . It used to be a game.
      Don't believe me ? Go find a court filled with black dudes and a few whites, get yourself into a game and prepare for all the pushing , shoving, hitting, slapping and all around mayhem - hey i have not done it in a while cause i stopped, too old for that shit for sure.
      But black boys and black men play the game totally differently, whites could be violent in basketball too - but we don't feel the need to turn every fucking game into an almost deadly competition and ego fest.

    • @HawksFan5884
      @HawksFan5884 5 років тому +2

      Clinical Psychologist Wannabee ... yeah b/c that’s how streetball is played. I’m in my 30’s not my 50’s, but that’s how streetball has always been played when I played (haven’t played basketball is 15yrs). Organized basketball was different, but streetball as far as I’ve seen it was never this pure James Naismith style of play. And as for the most violent courts in the inner cities. All they care about is talent. If your white & you don’t have the skill to hang then your gonna get kicked off the court & possibly berated. But if your white & can actually ball & play that physical style w/ them then they’ll have you on their team b/c most of those courts operate on a winner stays on type of deal. So they only want the best. Depending on where you live you should’ve been able to put together your own pickup game w/ white guys, or if not then I’m sure there’s a local ymca or park district that has rec leagues you could play in where they actually call fouls & follow the games rules.
      Personally, my extracurricular activity is ice hockey, so I’m not gonna feel bad for guys getting pushed, slapped, or elbowed on the basketball court. The same kind of stuff happens in hockey leagues & 99% of the guys playing are white. It’s supposed to be a non checking league, but you always have try hards who take things to far & get way to physical. This isn’t just a problem w/ young black kids. It depends on the sport your playing, but your always gonna have guys black or white who treat every game like it’s game 7 of a championship series & get way to physical & ruin things for others.

  • @byronnlangley
    @byronnlangley 5 років тому +14

    I was a Texas CO for a couple years before becoming a cop and dude these videos are awesome, totally different perspective than what I used to see, of course it was hidden as much as it could be from our eyes.

    • @coolchoicebro
      @coolchoicebro 5 років тому

      Oh yea alot of shit is hidden. I was working in classifications, knowing shit was about to go down, between the trustee men and all I could do was sit and wait, then let it all go down! One trustee guy stole all my shit. I was like where is my uniform and I saw the dude the next day strutting his big ass In my shit. I marked my clothes with specific writing. I was like no I'm tripping but I'll be damned if this man didnt take all my actual clothes that I had. My boxers, my panties, my new uniforms. My bras, I was like where the fuck is my shit!!!! Only the men did the laundry and you best believe they did a shake down and busted down 2 men for stealing my shit. They caught them WEARING MY BRA AND BOXERS!!!! I'm a female and we were close to the Male trustees, these men targeted me for no reason. I didnt mess with them and I didn't even know them. Their excuse was well we knew her shit was always clean and wanted female stuff. Smdh

  • @caliberspecificreload
    @caliberspecificreload 5 років тому +3

    Subscribed my friend. I did time twice in Texas (TDCJ) and all about helping "ex-offenders" do right after they get out and make an honest living. It took me 12 years to figure out that life wasn't where it's at. And society don't wanna see you rise up and succeed. You pretty much have to work for yourself to survive once you've been down. I hope you have found success with this and stay up bro.

  • @TheMothershipD
    @TheMothershipD Рік тому +3

    You do a good job of differentiating between your opinion and general experience. Always well produced and I appreciate your channel. Thank you.

  • @TheNightshotBR
    @TheNightshotBR 5 років тому +644

    You know what could be "vital to your survival in prison"? Not getting sent to one.

    • @Iroh10800
      @Iroh10800 5 років тому +29

      Arlindo Melo easier said than done for some

    • @freebird0147
      @freebird0147 5 років тому +46

      @@Iroh10800 Bullshit. If you are getting sent to prison YOU are doing something wrong

    • @GygerXz
      @GygerXz 5 років тому +24

      @@freebird0147 That is true, but part of me wants to believe some people get caught up with the wrong people without thinking they can get out of the situation amongst other things.

    • @billysanders4989
      @billysanders4989 5 років тому +10

      Lol you would cry like a bitch just to go to county

    • @alpacacide
      @alpacacide 5 років тому +10

      Xaikara those people are stupid then. If you’re there but didn’t do anything while someone robs a store and now you’re in a getaway vehicle. You now have a small list of charges. Pretty obvious when you know you shouldn’t be hanging out with a certain group of people or what they are capable of.

  • @Danielson1818
    @Danielson1818 5 років тому +6

    I love it! "That is not a position you wanna be in." I've never done a day of time in my life, but my father has done around 20 years, and my girlfriend did 4. I hear stories all the time, but you break it down pretty good. And it's true that we are all riding dirty in some form.

    • @pattycakes1439
      @pattycakes1439 Рік тому

      So how did that go with the gf who did 4yrs lol?? U still with her??Just curious

    • @Danielson1818
      @Danielson1818 Рік тому +1

      @@pattycakes1439 Really bad actually. Super sad story. She was with me for 4 years after prison, and got her life together, and we were really happy, and totally in love. She was really good to my son, and we talked about having another child... Luckily we didn't, because she ended up relapsing out of the blue one day, and decided meth was a good idea with her new friends. It was all over after that. Within a month after that, she became homeless junkie, squatting in abandoned buildings. It was pretty brutal.
      The crazy thing is I'm not even the one who got screwed over the worst, because she used to live with her grandfather, to help take care of him. She ended up stealing his credit/debit cards, and completely ditched him (full circle considering that forging checks is what landed her in prison before). He ended up having to be moved into a senior center, and losing his house. So, she kinda messed up several lives in one swoop.
      That was almost 2 years ago. Last I heard, she's a skinny prostitute with track marks all over. Don't know how she's avoided getting arrested, but whatever. I haven't seen her, and wouldn't want to.

    • @pattycakes1439
      @pattycakes1439 Рік тому

      @@Danielson1818 Brother I am not suprised at all, trust me. I don’t think a WOMAN that does prison time can ever be redeemed. Most women who come home from prison, are only looking for a sucka to take care of them. Once they feel self sufficient in any way, their true colors will come out. If she was truly meant to be a wife, she would have never found herself in that situation to begin with. Our legal system does everything in the world to keep women outta prison. A woman can get probation for the same thing a man would get 10yrs for.
      They don’t have the mental capacity to respect a man whose tryna bring them back up from the bottom. Hope that was a lesson learned. I think u are a good guy, but unfortunately those are always the ones who get used the most. I’m just happy that u didn’t get tied up long term with her. Better women will come brother. 95% of regular (non-felon)women have to get thrown back into the water. Be careful with your heart bro. The wrong woman can/will ruin your life

  • @milesfisher5769
    @milesfisher5769 5 років тому +338

    About to go to the pen for 5 years. out on bail rn ya'll pray 4 me

    • @benjaminjames9712
      @benjaminjames9712 5 років тому +35

      Good luck homie

    • @skullcrucher45
      @skullcrucher45 5 років тому +48

      Be strong dude. 5 years aint so bad compared to 20 yrs or something like that. dont get any additional charges

    • @Arman-jx7cx
      @Arman-jx7cx 5 років тому +12

      Good luck man. Stay safe

    • @snushiee
      @snushiee 5 років тому +34

      Well I'm not gonna give you good luck because idk what you did. If you killed or raped someone then you deserve it but if you did something then maybe not

    • @BlockBoiiJB
      @BlockBoiiJB 5 років тому +89

      Cupcakesprinkle S u don’t get 5 years for rape or murder😂

  • @ryanjarcy1227
    @ryanjarcy1227 5 років тому +9

    i did 18 months myself, and my unit was Charmin soft. all of his points are extremely solid advice, and it makes me want to make a video about the differences between lower-tier security units and the higher security ones. it was a weird experience: it was prison, for sure, but, well, kind of bizarre. hell, just the sexual and drug side of things could fill a book by themselves. great video dude, keep it up and make that hot sauce hotter than a tank with a K2 plug.

  • @JG-dt2ub
    @JG-dt2ub 5 років тому +68

    Respect homie glad your succeeding and not becoming a statistic and making a life for yourself. Thats whats up

  • @jamalantonio6877
    @jamalantonio6877 5 років тому +26

    This dude sounds like a felon version of Theo Von.

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 24 дні тому

      Lol I would love to see Theo bring Death on sometime. That would make a great episode.

  • @johnnyweston9954
    @johnnyweston9954 5 років тому +10

    Its amazing to me how much of your advice is what I learned in the military. You have the best knowledge of all the prison consultants out there today on you tube

  • @ghostfacekicker
    @ghostfacekicker 5 років тому +31

    We all pray we never end up in prison but thanks for these videos.

    • @paulflynn2740
      @paulflynn2740 5 років тому +1

      U dont have to pray dumbass just dont break the law.... praying does nothing for you

    • @AnimetionsNation
      @AnimetionsNation 5 років тому

      @@paulflynn2740 people stay saying some stupid shit. Saying lord keep me out when it's on his dumbass.

  • @turdfurg47
    @turdfurg47 5 років тому +66

    Im prison mike. You my friend would be da bell of da ball

    • @thetruth1306
      @thetruth1306 5 років тому

      turdfurg47 Kissing sound- smack smack smack smack

    • @Buellerr
      @Buellerr 5 років тому +1

      Daaabelllufffdaaaballlll

    • @Djdbot24
      @Djdbot24 5 років тому +2

      The worst part was the dementors

    • @thecolorofdye
      @thecolorofdye 5 років тому

      sounds just like em

  • @jkoerner7940
    @jkoerner7940 5 років тому +28

    Good ol prison culture
    The true face of America

    • @AmericanMadeAdventures
      @AmericanMadeAdventures 5 років тому +3

      Nah, just in the places where people of low class congregate. Plenty of places are civilized and populated by gentle men and women in America.

  • @tinetannies4637
    @tinetannies4637 5 років тому +8

    Dude, you have the gift of being hysterical without even trying, major compliments to you

  • @madsntay5060
    @madsntay5060 5 років тому +35

    Your gunna blow really soon josh. I know it. It’s the way you make yourself on the level with everyone else. You don’t seem Hollywood or too good for people you just be yourself and that’s what we need on UA-cam. I’ll support any way I can big bro. Can’t wait to see your subscriptions go to a million

    • @johncothren6943
      @johncothren6943 2 роки тому +1

      Yep, 3 years later, over 600k, he's been consistent. Which has me to believe that he's bonafide, real people.

    • @LivingBGLegend
      @LivingBGLegend 8 місяців тому

      He just broke 751k... well on his way to a milly

  • @smil3yproductions
    @smil3yproductions 5 років тому +12

    “You ever been in a gun fight? “ lol uhh no sir

  • @2ndround415
    @2ndround415 5 років тому +2

    I'm so new to this channel, now I am binge watching...your perspective is so rational and blunt and you're funny as hell. I know from experience alot of what you are saying is 100% legit

  • @oldshoe1
    @oldshoe1 5 років тому +101

    I went to the middle of the basketball court and started twerking. Next thing I know a line started to form.

  • @soybasedjeremy3653
    @soybasedjeremy3653 5 років тому +140

    Level I: Low
    Level II: Minimum
    Level IV: Max
    Level V: Supermax
    *Michigan Levels.

    • @soybasedjeremy3653
      @soybasedjeremy3653 5 років тому +4

      @Definitely not a Reptilian Level III don't exist in Michigan, if you're wondering. That's some fucked up shit though.

    • @bennyrobinson1935
      @bennyrobinson1935 5 років тому +8

      Definitely not a Reptilian 'against their will' like we're gonna stab you if you don't give head?

    • @carloshathcockbear7963
      @carloshathcockbear7963 5 років тому +5

      In VA it's 1 - 5 now. Was 1-6 until maybe a decade or so ago but it's basically the same thing. they basically just combined 5 and 6 (super max).
      In the BOP (Feds) there's fpc - federal prison camp. Minimum security and usually located next to a USP or on the grounds of a FCI. FCI - federal correctional institution. Fcc federal correctional complex is basically the same thing. FCI can be a low or medium security facility. Petersburg for example is a Fcc and consists of a medium, low and camp. USP - United States penitentiary. These are the maximum security yards, each with 7 manned guard towers. These are all to some extent ran on west coast politics. Even USP Lee in Virginia and USP McCreary in Eastern KY. I was in both... Then there's some smu - special management units designated as gang programs. Way more restrictive than the USP. Lastly there's adx... Located at USP Florence, Colorado. Totally underground, no contact visits, they see their mail on a screen! ✌️

    • @quanbrooklynkid7776
      @quanbrooklynkid7776 5 років тому

      @Definitely not a Reptilian 😂😂

    • @jailtimejake2151
      @jailtimejake2151 5 років тому +1

      CA prisons are 1-4. 1 being the lowest and the higher up the worse. Plus the SHU aka solitary confinement.

  • @robertwilliamcurl1490
    @robertwilliamcurl1490 5 років тому +118

    In other words; mind ya business & keep it movin...

    • @benjaminkenobi21
      @benjaminkenobi21 5 років тому

      @Anton Shurik What do you mean by "paint these dudes up?"

    • @Vic-rf6hs
      @Vic-rf6hs 5 років тому

      @@benjaminkenobi21 Means to make them act different; or less hostile towards the individual

    • @dankmheems290
      @dankmheems290 5 років тому

      But don't move too fast or the dude in front might fuck you up.

  • @Jamie.Barnhill
    @Jamie.Barnhill 2 місяці тому

    I appreciate your videos brother. Just found you. I haven't done the time you have, but all time is hard time in my opinion. A lot of misinformation on UA-cam that could get people hurt and you tell the truth. I'm about to do another year soon and found myself watching these kind of videos again after thinking it was over. But life is life. Thanks again bro.

  • @bjrmagic1
    @bjrmagic1 4 роки тому +5

    Great list another would add is ..Don’t “earhustle” if u got people together talking , don’t stand around in earshot ..walk away or keep walking . People might think u listening to them ..it’s a respect thing ,

  • @alanfeuer6337
    @alanfeuer6337 5 років тому +45

    Congrats on the way to 150k. Next target 200k on the way to 500k then 1 mil.

  • @Thugl1f
    @Thugl1f 5 років тому +10

    Great advice, I wish I had been working the yard that day you and Griz had those pictures, that would have been a great laugh 😂

  • @kpietran61
    @kpietran61 Рік тому +2

    I've watched this twice. I found it later on again. 😂 Josh, I've never been to prison, but I love prison content, movies, etc. Your prison content is informative and educational, and some stuff is very sad, scary,and at the same time funny as hell!! I think people are jealous of your hair lol

  • @joshswimmerly7110
    @joshswimmerly7110 5 років тому +2

    I subbed after watching a few minutes. I fell for 8 years. S.c.i. Huntingdon level 4 state prison in p.a. Most of what you speak one only learns in prison. And it's the truth. There are so many subtle rules and nuance that you need to know about and some have deadly consequences and you may not even know that rule exists, or just because you were not paying attention to the mood in the yard, now you're in the middle of defending your life for something that could have easily been avoided. I've seen it. After eight years in a gladiator school you see a lot. Keep up the vids. You may just save some poor cats life who finds him or herself looking at prison time.

  • @patrickj674
    @patrickj674 5 років тому +13

    Prison mike hittin hard outta scranton!

  • @beckbryson204
    @beckbryson204 5 років тому +11

    I just love this guy. He keeps me laughing...for real. My man signed for 10 yrs a month ago, which is damn depressing, but it is what it is. This too shall pass. These videos may very well be one way I make it through the tough times ahead. The past year has sucked ass as that's how long he's already done, in county. I'm hoping the next ??? years go by much faster. (I say ??? bc he SHOULD be granted parole BUT, nothing is ever FOR SURE. We all know parole is not a right or guarantee, it's a privilege.) Anyway~~~~~~thankful I stumbled upon these great videos & I look forward to watching more of them in the lllooooonnngg days ahead.

  • @user-ng5pg4im5g
    @user-ng5pg4im5g 5 років тому +2

    This is a great video packed with great advice. I did a little time in county lockup a long time ago but your advice is good to know god forbid I wind up in lockup again

  • @YTjndallas
    @YTjndallas 3 роки тому +1

    Shit. I’m in Texas where the saying is, “Arrive on vacation; leave on probation.”
    “Don’t Mess With Texas” is for real.

  • @AnjelicaLynch
    @AnjelicaLynch 5 років тому +183

    Lol why am I amused by imagining someone walking around on the yard casually eating a honey bun like they’re otw to a tea party or some shit?

    • @lockdown23and1
      @lockdown23and1  5 років тому +16

      Youd be surprised I seen people take swole outside like a picnic or somt shit that's another story for another day let's just say that swole aka spread didnt have a chance on the yard bahaha

    • @AnjelicaLynch
      @AnjelicaLynch 5 років тому +1

      lmaoooo i am deceased.

    • @billsundance4139
      @billsundance4139 5 років тому

      Anjelica Lynch LOL nice video on pyramid schemes. How the fuck do people fall for that shit. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @kevinlamitie8210
      @kevinlamitie8210 5 років тому

      Irish kev here Lmao ya made me laugh thanks be blessed

    • @triggercapone202
      @triggercapone202 5 років тому

      He said this as soon as I stared the reading

  • @brucenatelee
    @brucenatelee 5 років тому +55

    Be separate-but-equal. Look like everybody else, but don't associate with anybody else. Don't be comfortable, don't go looking nosey.

  • @jacobcyrus833
    @jacobcyrus833 5 років тому +2

    I used to be a Recreational Leader and my best advice is to not put yourself in a spot. It’s gonna be hard to not mingle and all prisons are different, but don’t associate with those who have a bad reputation with the C/Os. You’ll find out who they are soon enough. Stay in your zone. Keep yourself busy in a productive manner and don’t gamble.

  • @alb3484
    @alb3484 5 років тому +4

    Subbed- much respect ✊🏻 giving life saving knowledge out here before ppl get caught and learn the hard way 💯

  • @aaronsnacks6128
    @aaronsnacks6128 5 років тому +4

    You’re a good man for doing this bro. Saving lives lol.

  • @MikeBrown-mm4di
    @MikeBrown-mm4di 5 років тому +25

    Since watching your channel and hearing some of the horror stories I've become an activist pushing for an overhaul of the entire penal system especially some of the draconian sentences given to NON VIOLENT offenders.

  • @kentrue9963
    @kentrue9963 4 роки тому +1

    That intro beat is awesome.. The best 7sec I 👂

  • @phyll9599
    @phyll9599 5 років тому +2

    This is fascinating! I don't know how I got here, and this will probably never apply at all to me in life, but still so damned interesting! Keep making videos!

  • @jaemarz2781
    @jaemarz2781 5 років тому +17

    Great video Death!! Showing much love!

  • @davidhernandez9985
    @davidhernandez9985 5 років тому +5

    Outstanding advice like you said you ever know when it is your lucky day & you end up in the clink.

  • @fulanocubano
    @fulanocubano 3 роки тому +1

    Bro I hope you’re doing well in life. I really enjoy your videos and the knowledge of inside things.

  • @Townsendcat2
    @Townsendcat2 5 років тому +3

    You keep sharing the truth and you are saving lives!!💯🔨🏈👍🏻🎼🍀

  • @redriver6541
    @redriver6541 5 років тому +6

    Appreciate the hustle man. You've got a good channel dude. Subbed.

  • @wigsplitter1994
    @wigsplitter1994 5 років тому +18

    Death's 23and1 sauce
    Lvl 1 jalapeno picanté
    Lvl 2 habanero laxative
    Lvl 3 ghost peper ,paranormal witness
    Lvl 4 Naga viper ,Astral projection
    Lvl 5 Carolina Reaper ,Death wish

    • @greylove2064
      @greylove2064 5 років тому

      Sounds fun

    • @nonperson9825
      @nonperson9825 5 років тому +1

      The fuck r u sayin. But i eat some habaneros tho, i think its the best chili. Dont need to b fkn w no scorpions n shit, make u panic tryin to swallow it

    • @edmundreetz4444
      @edmundreetz4444 5 років тому

      Two S's on that level 4... lol

  • @brendynireland1145
    @brendynireland1145 5 років тому +1

    Dig the videos man. I don't see myself ever going to prison, but can't hurt to be prepared in advance right haha. Funny and informative 👍 this shuts helping me get through a nasty cold

  •  5 років тому

    Thanks for the bench tip!... I’ll put out a notice to check the benches fore every yard is open, that way we find a weapon we can look at the cameras and have the last person at the bench charged and put in the hole until their court appearance, now it will be easier to have them charged and add a bunch of time for having a weapon, thanks... GoodMan you are you might have just saved a bunch of Officers Lives around the world for this tip? We normally just check the grounds once and awhile but after hearing this I’m going to put out the notice to check before any inmate gets to go out to yard, catch more people that way.... thanks and keep up the good work

  • @that21yearoldweedsmokingfa85
    @that21yearoldweedsmokingfa85 5 років тому +158

    Do you have *you might not be in a good position my friend* on a t shirt or sum

  • @wisdomgreenleaf6382
    @wisdomgreenleaf6382 5 років тому +7

    Watch dudes face After the barbed wire/porn pic story: "Hahaha good times man, good times, man I miss those prison days bro, we had a blast"

  • @Testify087
    @Testify087 Місяць тому +1

    I’m watching this like I’m going to prison next week lmao

  • @bluepower1177
    @bluepower1177 Рік тому

    I’m watching this on my lunch break and fell on black days by soundgarden just came on the radio. Mind blown

  • @alexstewart9656
    @alexstewart9656 5 років тому +12

    The intro's clean

  • @PWNHUB
    @PWNHUB 5 років тому +25

    What not to do on a prison rec yard, step 1 don't listen to anything a dude on youtube says.

    • @ronsir3844
      @ronsir3844 5 років тому +6

      Regardless of what you think, dude has put forth some solid tips.

  • @thebudhunterconnoisseurdes5034
    @thebudhunterconnoisseurdes5034 5 років тому

    I put an entire unit on lockdown one dsy! Im in a class 1 work release unit but was transported to a Big boy unit to see a dentist. So, its a 2 hr drive, just me and the CO in the car. She let me ride up front untill we got to the unit . on the way back, she stopped to let me ride in the front. Some one saw me in my white suit, getting in a state car, In the Front Seat!! Woooo we heard about it when we got back to our unit!!!! I got some stories !! Love your show man!
    The Bud Hunter

  • @barryweaver8833
    @barryweaver8833 5 років тому +1

    Good tips!! Sounds like it's way too easy to implicate yourself and get involved in situations you weren't planning on. I just learned to stay focused on what you make yourself look like to others.

  • @armyveteran729
    @armyveteran729 5 років тому +10

    I wish you'd come here to Winchester,va and talk to these young bucks who think their hard. We as a town had over 12 overdose deaths and they call route 81 between winchester and front royal heroin highway.

  • @ginobili210
    @ginobili210 5 років тому +8

    New Intro Death!!!! YO YO YO WHATS GOOD BROTHER🍻

  • @j.johnson5875
    @j.johnson5875 5 років тому

    I watched all your posts! Good shit. Real talk here folks. If ya'll arent flyin straight, study!!

  • @Jaxon23294
    @Jaxon23294 2 роки тому

    I ain’t never did a day in prison…..but this is one of the most entertaining channels on UA-cam ✊🏾

  • @ghostfacekicker
    @ghostfacekicker 5 років тому +2

    These tips work in NYC. Especially on the subway.

  • @HNIC-ERIC
    @HNIC-ERIC 5 років тому +30

    Lol the porn story funny asf! Gotta peek-a-boo tha kitty kat 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @dankmheems290
      @dankmheems290 5 років тому +1

      It was like he was trying to smuggle gold in lol.

  • @ChalkandIron
    @ChalkandIron 3 роки тому +1

    Hey man great content. Ran across your page today. Congrats on the successful UA-cam. Did time myself, VA. Started at St Brides Correctional Center in 2003 then exited via the Creek in 2009

  • @TheScott21385
    @TheScott21385 5 років тому

    Can't wait till you pass up the after prison show. This is better channel. I know not s competition but this is better in my opinion

  • @Watees
    @Watees 5 років тому +8

    Deathibring = 🐐 best youtuber ever

  • @JT_Soul_Tha_God
    @JT_Soul_Tha_God 5 років тому +7

    None of this is a situation I wanna be in.

  • @daybyday0731
    @daybyday0731 5 років тому +1

    I find your channel and immediately subscribed....i have my 11 year old son listen to it sometimes just to try to deter him from it...Thank you!💗

  • @DevinToups
    @DevinToups 5 років тому +20

    how many guys prolly going to jail watchin this

  • @damionduffy3625
    @damionduffy3625 5 років тому +14

    Respect to you death coming all the way from IRELAND.

    • @DOTGOODIE28
      @DOTGOODIE28 5 років тому

      Wait a minute... Did you just wish death on this man? That's a position you don't wanna be in... 😂

  • @yuratripwire1001
    @yuratripwire1001 Рік тому

    Why is this man’s laugh contagious af lol

  • @blindtheye
    @blindtheye 5 років тому

    At home with a cold and threw my back out fishing over the weekend. I've been binging these and I've learned some important things. First of all and most important thing is, don't go to fucking prison!

  • @Makinja
    @Makinja 5 років тому +3

    Magic weed appearing from nowhere on the yard. Amazing

  • @ripcity5033
    @ripcity5033 5 років тому +8

    I always wanted to ask my brother what he does in prison. He spent 25 years

    • @lukemoto1235
      @lukemoto1235 5 років тому

      RipCity 503 sexy pkc

    • @cantu7214
      @cantu7214 5 років тому +27

      @@lukemoto1235 nigga this UA-cam not PlentyofFish.com

    • @BT-DepressionSoftwareVerGorTek
      @BT-DepressionSoftwareVerGorTek 5 років тому

      You can't get down when its nuthing but the fellas up in the pen; we take care uf each other you feel me?

    • @PatTheRiot
      @PatTheRiot 5 років тому

      @@BT-DepressionSoftwareVerGorTek That was the first thing that became apparent to me. Inmates doing long bids stand together. They help each other keep that dignity.

    • @BT-DepressionSoftwareVerGorTek
      @BT-DepressionSoftwareVerGorTek 5 років тому

      @@PatTheRiot Correct.

  • @culturepocast
    @culturepocast 2 роки тому

    Death is a legend, 3 years ago this video is still 🔥

  • @badfish308
    @badfish308 5 років тому +1

    This is the video I never knew I needed to see.

  • @cquarrella1
    @cquarrella1 5 років тому +4

    Prison yard rule #65432678826436
    Do Not streak on the yard..

  • @ronaldbranchrb
    @ronaldbranchrb 5 років тому +4

    What up Death like how you hit us with that intro bro ✊🏿

  • @sethwikle7840
    @sethwikle7840 5 років тому

    I love that if in the event I ever end up in prison one day, ill know all these hiding places and things not to do, food to eat, how to barter. a lot of great information.

  • @gram6154
    @gram6154 5 років тому

    We used to have someone take a tennis ball, cut a small cut in it and pack that thing with whatever. Then theyd spray paint that ball so it wasnt that bright green-yellow and chuck that thing over the fence into the yard. This was at a workhouse back in the late 90s and it was lax as hell. You could already plug whatever in from going on work detail, but this was an easy way that people got their contraband in with. Alot of tobacco, drugs, pipes and lighters for sale if you knew the right people. I remember taking so many Vs(valium) that i couldnt remember almost a whole week of being locked up in there. Crazy stuff. Thanks for the video.

  • @00dreamer00
    @00dreamer00 5 років тому +5

    Damn! 147k subs already, nice!

  • @rolandfero9742
    @rolandfero9742 5 років тому +3

    I can't wait to see your hot sauce vid, and how your bottled hot sauce will be... I use about 4 different kinds in a week plus ground Chipotle pepper, and 4 variety's of hot peppers from the garden...👺.... "Lockdown" would be a good name... death is overused in the hot sauce community...it would give you a better identity, than the 1000 death sauces out there.

  • @gcorc
    @gcorc 5 років тому

    Shout out to you. Way to make a negative experience and make it WORK FOR YOU. The system usually cashes out off of us, this is you cashing out off the system. Respect!

  • @antisocial9505
    @antisocial9505 5 років тому +1

    I did 1 year in a jail in Delaware called gander hill to the locals everything hes saying is pretty accurate and yes i watched the chocolate on the pillow video they make u watch

  • @vanessaf8904
    @vanessaf8904 5 років тому +3

    I think the rules to stay out of prision are easier for me to follow!

    • @goldenageofdinosaurs7192
      @goldenageofdinosaurs7192 5 років тому

      cupcakey_ awesomeness Yeah, but you never know. I’ve seen Shawshank Redemption. I know shit happens sometimes...🤨

  • @w00fw00f
    @w00fw00f 5 років тому +3

    the end of this video is not a position that I want to be in.

  • @SaberisloveSaberislife
    @SaberisloveSaberislife 5 років тому +1

    Thanks for the tips. Even though I may never go to prison, it's best to be knowledgeable about these things.

  • @asdf9890
    @asdf9890 2 місяці тому

    Dayum! I resurrected an old video, UA-cam knows I can't get enough of 23&1 I guess. That folder/shoelace incident is hilarious. Porn pic ticker tape parade! 🤣 Happy to see your sub numbers climbing man, you deserve it!
    No joke about ridin' dirty, get to comfy with that, it'll put you behind bars. Even if it's legal and you got a script for it (caught a DUI that way that I couldn't fight). I've spent some nights in county and the anxiety of what will happen in court later. Be careful people!