BREAKING NEWS: All paint shops in the bazaar are going out of business. “They're painting their ships red, but they aren’t using paint” says pacifist Jabalian paint shop owner.
Chocolate statistics. Spoiler . . . . . . . . . . . . . NL was offered the chocolate eating contest 10 times this run He took it 9 times (90%) 4 times he took Bronze-tier chocolate, 5 times he purchased Gold-tier 3 Bronze and 2 Gold chocolates were wasted due to inventory space He purchased or acquired 1 Bronze, 1 Gold, and 8 Platinum chocolates throughout the rest of the run. In total, he ate 18 Bronze, 24 Gold, and 8 Platinum chocolates, spending 74 gold and 1 level up on chocolate throughout the run (including the 24 gold Chocoholic skill.) Notes: NL added 480 damage to his dog and 400 shield to his Silk from just selling chocolate. He had 3,637 more max health than his final opponent (33% more)
I mean, lebanese people are pretty light, but they are generally pretty hairy and not quite as round-featured as NL. so we can safely assume this is just a classic case of "chatter just saying things"
Weirdest thing just happened to me. This bald guy came into my junk shop, paid me half the cost of all my items, and left without taking anything with him. Anyone know why?
We're freaking here boys!! Happy new years to all you fellow humans enjoying one of my favorite humans! And thanks Ryan for the consistency over the years! Been a long time viewer for over 9 years now!
Oh my GOSH that dooley counter was BEAUTIFULLL. That's kinda the stuff I thought this game would be more about, but there just isn't enough inventory space to hold counterpicks.
i know the streams are free content but its conflicting with the VODs. its like watching prequels after the first movie every day. going "if he only knew what he is going to know"
@@jcmcgee1573 spare time? sir, i'm an egg head in a different time zone. this comes out when i go to bed its literally what i watch while i fall asleep.
I wasn't super excited about the bazaar when closed beta first hit, but ngl watching nl play it for like 50+ hours has slowly increased my pog meter for this game and now I can't wait til it comes out
The roster for STS2 is gonna be way larger than the first game. They could potentially add characters indefinitely. STS2 is gonna be much more "scalable."
I'm the kinda guy who just eats the plain wrap shell with nothing on it. It's just a weird craving I have when the fridge is empty and I'm like well it's there and I'm hungry 😂
I feel like chatters need to start telling NL that lemonade stand turns all small items into chocolate bars and maybe then he'll finally take it and leave it in the bag
The Wraps discussion was genuinely unhinged. I mean I agree, bread is much better than wraps but more importantly, what kind of psychopatch does not always have at least some cheese lying around in the fridge? Surely you need it for general cocking even if you down use it as a bread/sandwich topping. Do all Canadians seriously live like this?
The million dollar poop sandwich question always makes me laugh. Like people are having an internal crisis over that? I'd struggle to turn down 20k for a poop sandwich man thats like 1/4 of my yearly salary tax free
the anti-dooley round was peak
DEPLOYING ANTI-DOOLEY CALTROPS
Dooley Nation in shambles
So cathartic to witness
That was actually really cool tech, ngl
That Dooley player mald impression was pure catharsis
BREAKING NEWS: All paint shops in the bazaar are going out of business. “They're painting their ships red, but they aren’t using paint” says pacifist Jabalian paint shop owner.
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This shop owners a pacifist? Are all jabalians like this?
+Tuah
tough times in the bazaar, i can’t even find balls for my cannons
@@bootmanbill2362 no bro. not all Jabalians are pacifists. Educate yourself...
53:37 That *Crook* + *Caltrops* + 5 medium items vs the Dooley was _INSANELY_ satisfying to watch.
watching that dooley get bodied by his own items was pure cinema
Chocolate statistics.
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NL was offered the chocolate eating contest 10 times this run
He took it 9 times (90%)
4 times he took Bronze-tier chocolate, 5 times he purchased Gold-tier
3 Bronze and 2 Gold chocolates were wasted due to inventory space
He purchased or acquired 1 Bronze, 1 Gold, and 8 Platinum chocolates throughout the rest of the run.
In total, he ate 18 Bronze, 24 Gold, and 8 Platinum chocolates, spending 74 gold and 1 level up on chocolate throughout the run (including the 24 gold Chocoholic skill.)
Notes: NL added 480 damage to his dog and 400 shield to his Silk from just selling chocolate. He had 3,637 more max health than his final opponent (33% more)
Nice statistics. Thank you. I love eating chocolate
chocolatemaxxing
Are you sure you werent a Kripperino before :D the comment reminded me of all those that used to appear below HS videos.
thank you based datamaxer
Chocolate stats are cool but ever try the warm embrace of a human woman?
We're Librarian guys, of course we've already seen this run over the course of 10 bits and banter videos
And I'm loving every minute of it Jerry!
Leave the dead joke in the dead year.
i thought i was pre cognitioning the part of the bdsm coming out and losing my grip on reality
Holy shit, using the counter Dooley tech is the best part of all Bazaar videos so far. NL is at his best when he's trying something new
NL's brain grew 10 sizes for the Dooley fight and it was beautiful
"you have a lebanese vibe to you" what was that chatter cooking
Obviously Lebanese food, dude was thinking through one nostril and talking out the other
I mean, lebanese people are pretty light, but they are generally pretty hairy and not quite as round-featured as NL. so we can safely assume this is just a classic case of "chatter just saying things"
He looks tunisian
All I see is a glass-eyed Greek statue. A monument to the stationary cycling gods of old I'd say.
Not all Lebanese are pacifists you know
Weirdest thing just happened to me. This bald guy came into my junk shop, paid me half the cost of all my items, and left without taking anything with him. Anyone know why?
How curio(us)
36:28 when i go over to my friends house and he doesn't have any tortilla chips in the cupboard
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What the dog doing
White women 🤦
scaling
Gaining flat damage when selling small items
Woof
We're freaking here boys!! Happy new years to all you fellow humans enjoying one of my favorite humans! And thanks Ryan for the consistency over the years! Been a long time viewer for over 9 years now!
Oh my GOSH that dooley counter was BEAUTIFULLL. That's kinda the stuff I thought this game would be more about, but there just isn't enough inventory space to hold counterpicks.
I wish I had a girlfriend that's half as loyal as Enelle is to single cast birb
i paint my jabalians cannon, but we're boulder guys
”Bad faith argument but entertaining” sums up so much of his yapping haha. Thanks for the video!
DIAMOND DOGS LIKE METAL GEAR SOLID 5?
Not all dogs are diamond bro, educate yourself
My username is finally relevant to a youtube video. o7
"The Halloween Jack is a real cool cat, and he lives ontop of manhattan chase"
NL skipping a diamond lemonade stand while he has lions cane is making me type A
We're Bazaar guys, of course we reuse the same joke.
"Why are we still here?"
"Just to suffer?"
Dooley finally getting his comeuppance.
i know the streams are free content but its conflicting with the VODs. its like watching prequels after the first movie every day. going "if he only knew what he is going to know"
just wait till you get librarian-pilled buddy
bro how much spare time do you have?
@@jcmcgee1573 spare time? sir, i'm an egg head in a different time zone. this comes out when i go to bed its literally what i watch while i fall asleep.
@@matthewmurphy6681 Whatever helps you sleep at night champ.
Never let them pick the bread. You want to end up with a $5 footlong or an entire french baguette?
29:47 Me when I'm trying to assemble a board of directors for my new company
I wasn't super excited about the bazaar when closed beta first hit, but ngl watching nl play it for like 50+ hours has slowly increased my pog meter for this game and now I can't wait til it comes out
The anti-dooley was very satisfying
Call me depressed the way I'm waiting for A19/A20 Silent runs...
37:30 “bad faith argument, I can live with that for sure”
This title is sending me straight into space with Major Tom.
@virtualmartini Where art thou tin can? Hath it past 100,000 miles? Are thou floating in a most peculiar way?
One of the best video titles in recent memory for sure
Sorry, brother, in this house we pay respect to the great nation of Kazakhstan
The Caltrops pivot was peak for NL. Actual type A play.
the fridge bit is so good
The roster for STS2 is gonna be way larger than the first game. They could potentially add characters indefinitely. STS2 is gonna be much more "scalable."
I'm the kinda guy who just eats the plain wrap shell with nothing on it. It's just a weird craving I have when the fridge is empty and I'm like well it's there and I'm hungry 😂
A pretty good run, i was getting tired of yelling at my monitor on most videos.
Except for when he sells a diamond ice pick and keeps the damn bronze bird
Happy New Year to the Bazaar guys!
"bad faith argument but entertaining" summarizes about half of all northernlion clips
Landlords when you tell them to get a real job 35:48
That caltrops play was beautiful.
"ah shit that's a good build"
the most ass build that was ever conceived
Diamond Dogs with no Ted Lasso reference?
It's my favourite form of NL Kino, the "buy sell build time".
i just eat the shredded cheese out the bag brother
28:15 to skip poop sandwich
that membership card just there for the vibes fr
Great pivot at the end!
NL playing as Snake establishing the Diamond Dogs.
NL really only likes to play one way per character, damn.
I feel like chatters need to start telling NL that lemonade stand turns all small items into chocolate bars and maybe then he'll finally take it and leave it in the bag
NL's rant about tortillas makes me wonder what the hell he buys at the grocery store other than bread
This man always sells the loupe like he is allergic to value
12:57 when I’m writing a book of Jaballian proverbs
I hate to say it but this video's title, did in fact, make me laugh.
@Manus_Factum I hate to say it, but because of this video's title, this is the only time my username is relevant.
Not all Italian bread enjoyers need influencer validation.
Does nl mark twitch vods? I prefer watching the solo stream of consciousness vids.
Sounds like your friend just knew he needed to go to therapy and just wanted a push lol
Daily Pyg tip: Piggles are goated
I swear NL needs to watch Venture Bros
amazing last two fights!
ngl I kinda wished he kept the anti-dooley build going just to keep it in the pool a bit more. B.E.A. -UTIFUL!!!
Not me sitting down with my breakfast 5 seconds before he starts talking about eating a poop sandwich for a million dollars 🤢
I’m going to need to change my shorts after that caltrops swap in
I feel like egg and jerma are converging
NL talks about hero shooters having too much information while memorizing games with hundreds of itens that synergize with each other
Happy new year NL
I hope everyone of you reading this comment has a wonderful new year!
Stay pogged and +2'd
Call me lynard skynrd the way all my birds are free
all dog, no diamonds
@@truedan1 all aladdin, no sane
The Wraps discussion was genuinely unhinged. I mean I agree, bread is much better than wraps but more importantly, what kind of psychopatch does not always have at least some cheese lying around in the fridge? Surely you need it for general cocking even if you down use it as a bread/sandwich topping. Do all Canadians seriously live like this?
If NL ever gets over Jaballian Longbow, we're going to the moon
The million dollar poop sandwich question always makes me laugh. Like people are having an internal crisis over that? I'd struggle to turn down 20k for a poop sandwich man thats like 1/4 of my yearly salary tax free
28:43 That's the stuff! XD
when you’re eating the poop sandwich are you hoping the person ate corn the day before or nah
Is this a rerun? The banter seems very familiar....
the man who sold the world
Stay Pigged
doo doo doo doo... (All lizards, no rays)
Who doesn’t have cheese lying around?
NL is the only person that can buy bronze chocolate with 40 gold and 20 income
🗣The Poopsi Challenge!
Is the "discounts for peas" a jebailian? 🤔
didnt sell atm
Icy fort looks kinda crazy
Excellent video title +2
She monitor my lizard till I dooley
erm actually diamond dogs is metal gear solid ☝️🤓
51:23 not the Hetalia mention-
He can beat Vanessa blindfolded.
In a fight, right?
The way you ignore leaks is commendable, but it seams that in beta server they nerfed Aglaya into oblivion
55:29 Alexa, play Trap Queen by Fetty Wap
If you put unlockable skins for dice in that quick dice game you’d probably make millions
Is this a re-upload? I swear I’ve heard him make the same joke about the “I showed my dad the half gay thing”
Only a fool would try to deceive a Jabalian (who is not a pacifist)
poopsi challenge got me good
Malf into bdsm confirmed
finally we are out of dec 13th
28:38 What kind of fucked up vanilla coke do you guys have over there? Here in the EU it does not at all taste like our vanilla
Whys he not buying gold chocolate with 60 gold in the bank
Because he could put that money in the S&P and have 500 gold in 20 years
bazaar is boss whens it going free i thought it was today or was 2025 just the year? like waaaa?