The Jokes We Almost Didn't Post!

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  • @darrencobb5036
    @darrencobb5036 Рік тому +262

    An addendum to the coffee joke, unfortunately the cops couldn't press charges on the mugging, as there was insufficient grounds.

    • @WeGotTheChocolates
      @WeGotTheChocolates  Рік тому +29

      Now we are talking 😂

    • @sehrschee
      @sehrschee Рік тому +10

      @@WeGotTheChocolates What happend in a comedy coffee shop? The beans got roasted.

    • @chrismorris1304
      @chrismorris1304 Рік тому +7

      I hope they filtered themselves appropriately

    • @deweyoxburger5470
      @deweyoxburger5470 Рік тому

      Meanwhile all of the toilets in the station were stolen. The police have nothing to go on.....

    • @djhrecordhound4391
      @djhrecordhound4391 Рік тому +4

      Macabre comedy coffee is just a dark roast

  • @patrikollus
    @patrikollus Рік тому +14

    "A plateau is the highest form of flattery." That's good!

  • @Vintage_geek
    @Vintage_geek Рік тому +58

    It's interesting to see Jana's strategies for not laughing... she rationalizes, recaps/explains the punchline, or nods and changes her tone to kinda condescending ... "good one"... true master of the sport!

    • @johnnyhun1
      @johnnyhun1 Рік тому +2

      or she just doesnt have a sense of humor lol

  • @markuhler2664
    @markuhler2664 Рік тому +22

    Doesn't know who Rick Astley is? I hope y'all rolled him to eternity

    • @WeGotTheChocolates
      @WeGotTheChocolates  Рік тому +5

      That was devastating wasn’t it

    • @mattpalmer7466
      @mattpalmer7466 Рік тому

      @@WeGotTheChocolates This was my favourite out of the bunch, Cracker joke

  • @elindquist5725
    @elindquist5725 Рік тому +5

    What's green and moves at 80Km/hr?
    - Frog in a blender
    What do you get if you add milk?
    - Frog nogg
    What's Brown an sits in a cup?
    -Frog nogg, a week later
    What happens if you drink it?
    - You croak!

    • @djhrecordhound4391
      @djhrecordhound4391 Рік тому

      What happens after your funeral?
      You get toad in the hole.
      Did you hear of the frog comedian who was good at roasting?
      He could really ribbit.

  • @originaldahha
    @originaldahha Рік тому +12

    that return volley on the neil joke was perfect!

  • @banana3955
    @banana3955 Рік тому +65

    Think there should be bonus points for getting Jana to laugh

    • @jamesestelle7260
      @jamesestelle7260 Рік тому

      ​@@elsu6038 you're weird for asking. She's married with a baby.

    • @elsu6038
      @elsu6038 Рік тому

      @@jamesestelle7260 what's so weird in regularly following her comedies?

    • @jamesestelle7260
      @jamesestelle7260 Рік тому +1

      @@elsu6038 also, this wasn't to make you feel bad, you could just be a normal fan. But, with the amount of people who are not normal, I wouldn't want to be looked up if I was in her position. Know what I mean?

    • @elsu6038
      @elsu6038 Рік тому

      @@jamesestelle7260 that's a too good and kind reply......🙂🙂....I won't do the same again

    • @elsu6038
      @elsu6038 Рік тому

      Subscribed you now 🙂🙂

  • @KonstantinAzarov-p7t
    @KonstantinAzarov-p7t Рік тому +7

    What is the difference between gay and straight rooster?
    Straight rooster screams in the morning “cock-a-doodle-do” !!
    Gay rooster screams in the morning
    “Any-cock-will-do”!

  • @Shaniq307
    @Shaniq307 Рік тому +16

    That trail mix line is absolutely top.

  • @donbrodie14
    @donbrodie14 Рік тому +4

    What you call a deer with no eyes??
    No idea!!
    Thanks for coming!!!

    • @roccojames4703
      @roccojames4703 Рік тому

      What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?
      Still, no idea !! 😂😂

  • @RSProduxx
    @RSProduxx Рік тому +25

    The "light is faster than sound" one was not a joke, it was just sad and true :)

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 Рік тому +1

      also why first impressions aren't as valid as 2nd impressions in judging character

  • @wolfie54321
    @wolfie54321 Рік тому +14

    It's a good thing Leigh saw the "watch for children" sign in a later episode, now he can make that joke at 7:29 better. 🤣

  • @johnrowland3105
    @johnrowland3105 Рік тому +5

    I left a cheese grater at my blind friends house the other day. He called me up and said it was the most violent book he'd ever read

  • @a.v.vleuten1113
    @a.v.vleuten1113 Рік тому +1

    "A soldier returns from war. What is the first thing he does when he sees his wife?"
    "Yes, been gone for 2 years, I know what he does first when he sees his wife."
    "Yeah, ok, sure. But what does he do second?"
    "I don't know. Hugs his kids?"
    "No, then he takes off his backpack."

  • @arm7987
    @arm7987 Рік тому +1

    2 fish are in a tank. One says to the other "you man the guns, ill drive!"

  • @TaylorAmes
    @TaylorAmes Рік тому +1

    The plateau and reverse knock knock jokes were the best imo

  • @Mathghamhan
    @Mathghamhan Рік тому +23

    Thanks for the content! It makes sense why they didn’t make the first cut, glad to have them anyways. I was also under the impression they were cut for a different reason though.

  • @marcinj2290
    @marcinj2290 Рік тому +3

    my neighbor's kid chews on electric wires
    they should ground him

  • @MrSleepProductionsInc
    @MrSleepProductionsInc Рік тому +2

    My friend just got a job in a local orchestra.
    She had to pull a few strings.

  • @stevesolomon2348
    @stevesolomon2348 Рік тому +1

    In regard to the first joke, "I'm not indecisive, I just can't make up my mind",

  • @brian554xx
    @brian554xx Рік тому +5

    Laughed enough to barely be aware of my crush on Jana.
    ha. indecisive is the best i could hope for.

    • @WeGotTheChocolates
      @WeGotTheChocolates  Рік тому +2

      Not entirely sure what that means but thanks for watching 😂😂

    • @brian554xx
      @brian554xx Рік тому

      @@WeGotTheChocolates I mean she wouldn't be interested in me; at best, indecisive. Yah, nah; ja, na; Jana.

  • @phnelson033
    @phnelson033 Рік тому +17

    That unrequited knock-knock joke from Jana is very solid indeed. Although, it's more for the audience -- and at the participant's expense 😎 I do enjoy seeing the participant sit blankly: "wait...what?...wait..." But tough to actually GET the participant to laugh with that I suppose.

    • @officerahmo
      @officerahmo Рік тому +1

      I don't get it either..

    • @djhrecordhound4391
      @djhrecordhound4391 Рік тому

      ​@@officerahmoI think it's along the same lines of "How do you keep an idiot in suspense?--I'll tell you next week."
      If it isn't, I don't get it either 😆

  • @kami_neko
    @kami_neko Рік тому +9

    a tank joke and then a ghost joke, definitely coincidence

  • @erictaylor5462
    @erictaylor5462 Рік тому +1

    "There is no "I" in team, but there are two in me."

  • @florianbunzel
    @florianbunzel Рік тому +5

    Ouch, that Last one Hurts 😢 Great Joke anyway 😂

  • @boblewis5762
    @boblewis5762 Рік тому +1

    I have a step ladder... I never knew my real ladder

  • @EvilTwin559
    @EvilTwin559 Рік тому +9

    I asked a friend in a wheelchair what he was up to.
    He said: Just kickin' it.

  • @rafsandomierz5313
    @rafsandomierz5313 Рік тому +1

    The two guys walk in the forest, one guy steps on a plank and suddenly screams "Ow Neil!"
    The third guy responds
    "Neil isn't here anymore".

  • @aizazrasheed684
    @aizazrasheed684 Рік тому +2

    A joke that will kill - Where do you get the best edible panties - Hole Foods

  • @jertheber1
    @jertheber1 8 місяців тому

    ghost joke: A hippy rents a haunted room. Just as he was about to fall asleep, the ghost says "I'm the ghost of the bloody, bloody fingers". the hippy says "cool man, you need a Band-Aid"

  • @demonbadger86
    @demonbadger86 Рік тому +3

    Jana is cold as ice at this.

  • @Charlesb88
    @Charlesb88 11 місяців тому

    Regarding the goldfish joke, she should have said after the punchline, “No tanks, that joke was tread-full.”😂🤣

  • @pe6649
    @pe6649 Рік тому +14

    You are all cool, but Jana is the star

  • @emkosarchie
    @emkosarchie Рік тому +2

    "just a heads up to mickus fans...'🤣🤣🤣

  • @joeymcguire8742
    @joeymcguire8742 Рік тому +1

    That Rick Astley joke is really good

  • @rodriguezdelacruz3353
    @rodriguezdelacruz3353 Рік тому +1

    Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere!

  • @Samurai_Stoner
    @Samurai_Stoner Рік тому +4

    Did you hear about the people that broke into the police station and stole all the toilets... The cops didn't catch who did it, they had nothing to go on...

    • @djhrecordhound4391
      @djhrecordhound4391 Рік тому

      Oh yeah...?
      Did you hear that someone stole all the beans from Buckingham Palace?
      He's been given a royal pardon.

  • @marcinj2290
    @marcinj2290 Рік тому +3

    what do a short-sighted vision defect gynecologist and a labrador have in common
    wet nose

    • @djhrecordhound4391
      @djhrecordhound4391 Рік тому

      Do you know why the gynecologist visited the optometrist?
      Everything was looking so fuzzy to him.

  • @kyleharrison713
    @kyleharrison713 Рік тому +1

    Honestly I never once watched these for the points lol. Just love the cast and jokes.

  • @christiancarroll6597
    @christiancarroll6597 Рік тому +3

    Why did the chicken cross the road? Just bbcauuuse.

  • @iq_solutions
    @iq_solutions Рік тому +28

    I'll take second. Alot of these didn't make it for good reason.

  • @StoneBubbles
    @StoneBubbles Рік тому +3

    Isn’t today the day Mitch is getting his Prince Albert piercing? #27

  • @Schradermusic
    @Schradermusic Рік тому +5

    How can someone not know who Rick Astley is?

  • @wedge47
    @wedge47 Рік тому +5

    I bet I could I could get Jana to laugh.

    • @WeGotTheChocolates
      @WeGotTheChocolates  Рік тому

      I think you could too!

    • @wedge47
      @wedge47 Рік тому +2

      @@WeGotTheChocolates Ok, I have a joke for Jana. Can you make a video of you telling it to her? I would love to see her reaction.
      How do you tell the sex of an ant? You put it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. And if it floats... well it's... buoyant.

    • @syahrulh687
      @syahrulh687 Рік тому +2

      ​@@wedge47Jana: "Hmm.. good one..."

  • @Bijorak
    @Bijorak Рік тому +2

    whats black white and red all over? 2 nun in a chainsaw fight

  • @tcmatias
    @tcmatias Рік тому +1

    That last one was great. Though crowd.

  • @ChristopherB123
    @ChristopherB123 Рік тому +5

    Let's just say kudos to the (original) editor!

    • @WeGotTheChocolates
      @WeGotTheChocolates  Рік тому +1

      Same editor 😂 just wanted to be a bit more real

    • @g01dHaCkEr
      @g01dHaCkEr Рік тому +1

      Don't you mean "a bit more reel"?

    • @WeGotTheChocolates
      @WeGotTheChocolates  Рік тому

      @@g01dHaCkEr hahaha do I? Of the Instagram variety or fishing variety?

  • @deBurung
    @deBurung Рік тому

    that's "fsh" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @archangel1547
    @archangel1547 Рік тому +1

    What did one bladder say to the other bladder that wanted to join its club?
    Congratulations, urine.

  • @peterhorn9934
    @peterhorn9934 Рік тому

    Worth it to stay to the end

  • @EricTheRea
    @EricTheRea 13 днів тому

    0:31 Do all Aussies pronounce it "day-boo"?? That's adorable!

  • @slightlyfoxed9809
    @slightlyfoxed9809 Рік тому

    Two gold fish in a tank ..one says to the other " you drive and I'll man the guns"

  • @kaivalya931
    @kaivalya931 Рік тому

    that plateau joke was good

  • @RealAndySkibba
    @RealAndySkibba Рік тому +2

    Fun throwback!

  • @berninator9790
    @berninator9790 Рік тому +2

    8:34 As a german i despise this joke so much 😂

  • @marksimonds13
    @marksimonds13 Рік тому

    What happens to beans when they show up late for work? They get canned...

  • @jonjohnson1978.
    @jonjohnson1978. Рік тому +6

    Big fan of the channel but these are shockers 🤣🙏👊
    Will say though Jana almost went on the ledge joke 🥳

  • @guitaristsrockable
    @guitaristsrockable Рік тому +2

    Hey guys! Love the channel. Quick question : why does the Easter bunny hide his eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know he's been fucking a chicken! 😊

  • @Bulrien
    @Bulrien Рік тому +3

    I usually love these videos as they are always really funny. These weren't the best jokes I've seen on here though and after the first few I decided I wasn't going to finish the video. I forgot to turn it off and ended up finishing the video.
    I guess you could say I came for the laughs but stayed on accident.

  • @marcinj2290
    @marcinj2290 Рік тому +1

    My wife said I was infantile
    I told her to get the f.... off my trampoline

  • @TassieDinkum90
    @TassieDinkum90 Рік тому +1

    I first heard the 'Buddhist at a hot dog stand' joke in the movie Bicentennial Man when I was 9
    24 years later I still do not get it

  • @kishka7
    @kishka7 Рік тому +1

    Ja NA is just TOO CUTE!!

  • @goodtim3s394
    @goodtim3s394 Рік тому

    Jana is the Ice Queeeeen

  • @schmerol
    @schmerol Рік тому +2

    jana is cheating. she smiles in reverse 4:52

  • @subhajitdas9990
    @subhajitdas9990 Рік тому +1

    dont know about you guys .....I'm here for jana

  • @beetalius
    @beetalius Рік тому

    I invented that knock knock joke in 1987!!!

  • @jericosha2842
    @jericosha2842 Рік тому +1

    I was still greatly entertained lol

    • @WeGotTheChocolates
      @WeGotTheChocolates  Рік тому

      Hahaha thank you. I thought it was just cool to see where we started!

  • @romlyn99
    @romlyn99 Рік тому

    Yeah... I can see why those didn't make it. If a smile was breaking, then I didn't break for this compilation.

  • @messylaura
    @messylaura Рік тому +1

    yep, i can see why they never made it in the first cut

  • @SmashyEggman
    @SmashyEggman Рік тому

    Nice to see the return of Sammy to the screen

  • @elindquist5725
    @elindquist5725 Рік тому +2

    How do you spot a blind man on a "clothes optional" beach?
    ....seriously? come on its not hard 😏

  • @jeffreyfitzsimmons5022
    @jeffreyfitzsimmons5022 10 місяців тому

    Ty. Love all yinz

  • @mauriciojimenez98
    @mauriciojimenez98 Рік тому

    Is the song new!? I’d never hear that until now!

  • @comedyplate
    @comedyplate Рік тому +12

    How much does Jana laugh in her day-to-day life? That's what I'm curious about.
    Most of the time I'm watching her, she's trying to suppress her laughter. Is she normally constantly laughing?

    • @WeGotTheChocolates
      @WeGotTheChocolates  Рік тому +7

      Hahaha very rarely actually 😂

    • @comedyplate
      @comedyplate Рік тому +1

      @@WeGotTheChocolates Agh. I had figured she was secretly a big laugh maniac.

  • @Teckno77
    @Teckno77 Рік тому

    I think a half hour video of Jana just saying fsshhh 😄 ASMR...JA-SMAR-NA? 🤔

  • @carlandersson6140
    @carlandersson6140 Рік тому +1

    Where do I request jokes on this channel?

    • @WeGotTheChocolates
      @WeGotTheChocolates  Рік тому

      Send them in at the website or otherwise we will find them in the comments here mate!

  • @mikeyboy1998
    @mikeyboy1998 Рік тому +1

    I love these videos ❤

  • @bottelofwater-e3s
    @bottelofwater-e3s Рік тому

    how is life like a pines?
    Sometimes it's hard... but but when you get older it calms down

  • @aritragupta4182
    @aritragupta4182 Рік тому +1

    Is it just me or does anyone else get Sam, Matt and Rory confused with one another?

  • @JoshuaPerera
    @JoshuaPerera Рік тому

    8:56 has me scared for my life

  • @aorsoul...7532
    @aorsoul...7532 Рік тому

    I copped off with anorexic twins last night.
    Two birds...one stone...

  • @goldenapplereviews9135
    @goldenapplereviews9135 Рік тому

    Is that Sam Heazlett from the Brisbane Heat?

  • @raafmaat
    @raafmaat Рік тому

    dayummm, i can see why these got cut lol

  • @Dung30n
    @Dung30n Рік тому +2

    A young gentleman walks into a florists, asking what flowers to buy for a first date.
    The shopkeep tells him: if you want to hold her hand - buy lilies, if you want to kiss her - buy roses.
    So he asks her to wrap the cactus for him.

    • @djhrecordhound4391
      @djhrecordhound4391 Рік тому

      Redd Foxx joke:
      Two women are talking...
      "Hey, isn't that your husband leaving the flower shop with that massive bouquet?"
      "Oh no, it is! I'm gonna have to keep my legs up for a week!"
      "Well why don't you get a vase?"

  • @MarkRendle
    @MarkRendle Рік тому

    What’s a 14-letter words that starts and ends with N and means constipation?
    “Nnnnnnnnnnnnnn”

  • @karenling1754
    @karenling1754 Рік тому

    Jana you legend!!!!

  • @kjbunnyboiler
    @kjbunnyboiler 7 місяців тому

    Jana , funny and beautiful👍👍

  • @grandpasadventures8525
    @grandpasadventures8525 Рік тому

    Jana ... 😍😍😍 wanna take her home

  • @larseriksson42
    @larseriksson42 Рік тому +3

    I fail to see their miserable placing. If they make you feel a bit nauseous and want to slap somebody, or yourself in the face real hard, that's when you've got the right ingredients! Like my best one, "Did you hear about the pyromaniacs that went on a date?" So many good and terrible endings to that, just mix it up :)

    • @WeGotTheChocolates
      @WeGotTheChocolates  Рік тому

      When I had a knee reconstruction I was considering Lars surgery. Just ended up going regular keyhole though!

  • @michaeldeeny8559
    @michaeldeeny8559 Рік тому +2

    Gode would be great with these

  • @olevam1
    @olevam1 Рік тому

    I did not get pee in the deep end joke

    • @dilligaff1979
      @dilligaff1979 Рік тому +1

      He was standing on the edge of the pool and peeing in the pool.

    • @ptrinch
      @ptrinch Рік тому +3

      @@dilligaff1979 Must gave not seen the sign.... "Welcome to the ool. Notice there is no "p" in it. Please keep it that way."

  • @bizkit4136
    @bizkit4136 Рік тому +1

    Anyone else just skip through to the parts with Yana in it?

  • @marcinj2290
    @marcinj2290 Рік тому +1

    I have the body of a nineteen-year-old
    I just have to be careful not to thaw

  • @Michael-Ray
    @Michael-Ray Рік тому +1

    Need more dirty jokes.

    • @djhrecordhound4391
      @djhrecordhound4391 Рік тому

      Here's a dirty joke for you...
      Two horses fell in the mud.
      So what's the dirty part...?
      Three came out.

  • @simsimme1799
    @simsimme1799 Рік тому +4

    never been this early

  • @M-Phunk
    @M-Phunk 11 місяців тому

    Tip for the audio editing guy, stop using too much Noise Gate on the mics

  • @Echo_Wrecker
    @Echo_Wrecker Рік тому +1

    I have a pretty vulgar one…..

  • @Verbalaesthet
    @Verbalaesthet Рік тому

    Hahahahahahaha

  • @LordPegasusBudda
    @LordPegasusBudda 4 місяці тому

    if you are questioning whether or not to post the jokes, that means we want them lol

  • @erictaylor5462
    @erictaylor5462 Рік тому +1

    Why are the some fish in Ukraine scared? They are in Russian tanks.