10 Great Jokes That Guarantee Laughs!

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  • @LadyKoolio
    @LadyKoolio 9 місяців тому +71

    Godey's face while trying to figure out "42" should be framed 🤣

    • @WeGotTheChocolates
      @WeGotTheChocolates  9 місяців тому +7

      That is such a good idea!

    • @bleak.turtle
      @bleak.turtle 9 місяців тому +5

      @@WeGotTheChocolates framed but also put on a Christmas card with a superimposed santa hat

  • @TAINE1
    @TAINE1 9 місяців тому +80

    Should get a compilation of just Mick laughing

    • @turtlesoul
      @turtlesoul 9 місяців тому +6

      And another of Gode's painful disappointments 😅😂😂

    • @WeGotTheChocolates
      @WeGotTheChocolates  9 місяців тому +28

      Hahaha okay people have asked for this so much! It’s coming 😂

    • @Pedigru
      @Pedigru 9 місяців тому +2

      @@WeGotTheChocolates It will be too long. He laughs out loud many times in every episode. Although, a 3 hour video of just Mickus busting up would be hilarious.

    • @thelegopotter
      @thelegopotter 9 місяців тому +1

      @@WeGotTheChocolates Now, we got the chocolate!

    • @jubbjubbs4
      @jubbjubbs4 9 місяців тому +2

      Thats basically what the whole show is!

  • @waynecarter2169
    @waynecarter2169 9 місяців тому +16

    Gode's face on the race car joke was brilliant, looked like he genuinely wanted to hurt someone for that joke 😆😆😆

    • @actua99
      @actua99 9 місяців тому +3

      Normally it's Mickus losing it that makes a joke, but Gode's look of genuine annoyance really drives home that joke :P

  • @pitbullpoker42
    @pitbullpoker42 8 місяців тому +32

    Two nuns were riding their bikes on the back streets of Rome. First nun says “I’ve never come this way before.” The second nun said “It must be the cobblestones.”

  • @phnelson033
    @phnelson033 9 місяців тому +18

    Unexpected item in the bagging area is far & away the best phoned-in joke of the series. Such a god-tier contribution🤘

    • @THjelm
      @THjelm 9 місяців тому +3

      Please explain! I didn't get it. (English isn't my first language, so I suppose it's an expression or something that I'm not aware of.)

    • @arightscepter
      @arightscepter 6 місяців тому

      @@THjelm People who learn about interesting new relationships and I suppose to talk about them, might say "those two are an item," They became an unexpected item.

  • @mattmatt920
    @mattmatt920 9 місяців тому +2

    Remeber all of these and they still bring tears to my eyes, not just the jokes but all the lads reactions are just top tier

  • @HG-1318
    @HG-1318 9 місяців тому +12

    After a long day of work, I tucked in myself for the night. Nothing else to be said, just a blanket statement.

  • @Kevin_B1428
    @Kevin_B1428 9 місяців тому +12

    That #1 joke! Gold! 🤣You guys are always entertaining!

  • @Killermike2178
    @Killermike2178 9 місяців тому +59

    A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
    He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
    The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
    The robot slaps the son.
    The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
    Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
    Son says, "Toy Story."
    The robot slaps the son.
    Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
    Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
    The robot slaps the father.
    Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
    The robot slaps the mother.

  • @bleak.turtle
    @bleak.turtle 9 місяців тому +3

    Listen i gotta say all the giggles from the guys are the best but at one point the ABSOLUTE look of sheer delight on Leigh's face at a punch line was simply gold and worth every second. You boys (and girls) have definitely gotten me through some seriously rough times, honestly i say this from the bottom of my heart, thank you SO MUCH. Never change, always giggle. Its the best.

    • @WeGotTheChocolates
      @WeGotTheChocolates  9 місяців тому +3

      You're the best! Thank you so much for the comment, you've made our day. We are so glad we can help with the laughs. ♥️

  • @erichusmann5145
    @erichusmann5145 9 місяців тому +8

    For that 42 joke... Any Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy fans out there will go "Oh, the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything". INSTANTLY. Careful which friend groups you tell that one to, it may backfire!

  • @GoranKucar
    @GoranKucar 9 місяців тому +9

    That shark joke got me 🤣

  • @Totto87
    @Totto87 9 місяців тому +1

    Love seeing new videos from you guys! My fav aussies by far! :D

    • @organist1982
      @organist1982 8 місяців тому

      Definitely better than what YeahMad has become!

  • @genoc.1905
    @genoc.1905 9 місяців тому +12

    Nun joke is a keeper

    • @phnelson033
      @phnelson033 9 місяців тому +1

      The naan joke, however, not so much.

    • @WeGotTheChocolates
      @WeGotTheChocolates  9 місяців тому +1

      We put the Naan joke in purely for the puns after. 😂

    • @perrymaskell3508
      @perrymaskell3508 2 місяці тому

      There is a local blinds (and other similar type stuff) business - they are called "Blind Guys". Brilliant. Any they know the joke.

  • @WIZARDTOWER1337
    @WIZARDTOWER1337 9 місяців тому +2

    Hahaha that last guy sounds exactly like Fred Dibnah! What a legend

  • @bloodknotharper2534
    @bloodknotharper2534 9 місяців тому +2

    Comedy Gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RealAndySkibba
    @RealAndySkibba 9 місяців тому +6

    Going to steal all of these and impress my friends.

    • @WeGotTheChocolates
      @WeGotTheChocolates  9 місяців тому +1

      You certainly will impress them.

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 3 місяці тому

      Here’s one.
      How is a gynecologist like a pizza delivery guy?
      Because they can both smell it but they’re not allowed to eat it.

  • @johnrowland3105
    @johnrowland3105 9 місяців тому +2

    Awesome.

  • @manunithianantha4659
    @manunithianantha4659 3 місяці тому

    Came BACK for the Laughs! Even better the second time.

  • @Osama_2307
    @Osama_2307 8 місяців тому +2

    Its always the aussies 😂

  • @mariakelleybianchi
    @mariakelleybianchi 9 місяців тому +1

    Thanks y'all for the laughs

  • @MorganBird
    @MorganBird 8 місяців тому +1

    "that's really tickling me, and not in a good way" really sent me for some reason

  • @manunithianantha4659
    @manunithianantha4659 9 місяців тому +2

    Oh YES PLEASE!

  • @jeremygray6066
    @jeremygray6066 8 місяців тому

    ABSOLUTELY THE BEST!!!!!!!!

  • @poon4all
    @poon4all 9 місяців тому +8

    Holy shit crazy timing😂 love you guys

  • @joelzand3594
    @joelzand3594 9 місяців тому +2

    Im definitely using the self check out again!!!
    So that’s how you pick up girls!!!
    😂😂😂😂

  • @stevengraham5454
    @stevengraham5454 8 місяців тому +3

    I went to a south Korean restaurant. The meatballs were the dog's bollocks.

  • @Linusgump
    @Linusgump 9 місяців тому +1

    The BDSM joke is one I’d heard before, but it too funny not to laugh at. 😂

  • @turtlesoul
    @turtlesoul 9 місяців тому +7

    The brother starting off with asking off with skin how's ya knob

  • @stevenbaker107
    @stevenbaker107 9 місяців тому +1

    I love you all. How are you all doing? Virtual hugs to you all

  • @bevstarrunner9472
    @bevstarrunner9472 9 місяців тому +6

    Now you tell one, Skin

  • @Jim_86
    @Jim_86 8 місяців тому +1

    What did they call the Terminator when he retired?
    The Exterminator.
    What do you call a pig that practice Karate?
    A pork chop.
    What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
    Wasabi.

  • @Killermike2178
    @Killermike2178 9 місяців тому +1

    Why couldn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?
    Because he was too far out, man!

  • @suedenim1142
    @suedenim1142 9 місяців тому +1

    What’s the difference between a fridge and a bum?? The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out!😮😂

  • @Lukecaseyshaw
    @Lukecaseyshaw 9 місяців тому +1

    Good gear

  • @oliverik9182
    @oliverik9182 9 місяців тому +1

    where are the ant jokes? i was waiting for those 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ibby.M.I.786
    @Ibby.M.I.786 9 місяців тому

    10, 5, and 2 🤣

  • @miljoy91
    @miljoy91 9 місяців тому +9

    Blind man a deserved #1 🏆

  • @Howiehamster
    @Howiehamster 8 місяців тому +2

    How do you confuse an archaeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from?

  • @J.L.Media.
    @J.L.Media. 9 місяців тому +2

    So pleased you had the nun joke at number 1. I have told this at work several times. Definitely the best joke.

  • @cathallynch1
    @cathallynch1 9 місяців тому +2

    Anyone in Britain watching might recognise number one as a joke at the end of Vicar of Dibley. Dawn French had excellent delivery and chemistry with Emma Chambers.

    • @Norton1531
      @Norton1531 8 місяців тому

      Call me a wanker if you want, but I don’t get it………. 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @robert-trading-as-Bob69
    @robert-trading-as-Bob69 9 місяців тому +2

    Why doesn't Tonga do a haka?
    Well, they tried, but made too much of a Tongan dance about it...

    • @LiamBriggs18
      @LiamBriggs18 9 місяців тому

      That's very niche 😂

    • @robert-trading-as-Bob69
      @robert-trading-as-Bob69 9 місяців тому

      @@LiamBriggs18 Yeah, I made too much of a song and dance about it...
      Story of my life, really.

  • @davybass9
    @davybass9 8 місяців тому

    What is their podcast called?

  • @Killermike2178
    @Killermike2178 9 місяців тому

    How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
    1...or 2. 1...or 2.

  • @JodyHwd
    @JodyHwd 8 місяців тому

    Guarantee Laughs

  • @MrJoecool9999
    @MrJoecool9999 6 місяців тому

    it was coming up my wifes birthday and I had no clue what to get her - a friend suggested I should download a certificate of the internet - and make it out guaranteeing her 2 hours of the best sex she ever had in her life - absolutely anything she wants....!
    I thought that might be fun for me too so I did it...!
    Monday back at work my friend asked me how it went - I told him - "She loved it - she opened it up and her eyes lit up - she jumped up and ran over and kissed me on the cheek and said "thank you honey...!" - turned ran out the door waving the certificate and screaming - I'll see you in 2 hours....!"

  • @arkadybron1994
    @arkadybron1994 9 місяців тому +1

    I hate to tell you guys, but I used to do the race car gag when I was at school. (I'm 67).🤣

    • @WeGotTheChocolates
      @WeGotTheChocolates  9 місяців тому +1

      Haha! One of the great jokes!

    • @arightscepter
      @arightscepter 6 місяців тому

      They said it was an old joke from school, not sure how corrected they will be here

  • @andrewhayes5353
    @andrewhayes5353 8 місяців тому

    Who was first? You guys or Yeahmad?

    • @WeGotTheChocolates
      @WeGotTheChocolates  8 місяців тому

      We’ve never had a running race but in terms of channels… we were ?

  • @1979Beyond
    @1979Beyond 9 місяців тому

    as much as i have pondered, i seriously dont get the "girlfriend at the till " joke

    • @willythemailboy2
      @willythemailboy2 9 місяців тому +2

      A couple is sometimes referred to as "an item", as in "Bob and Janet have been an item since June." Then connect that with the annoying "unexpected item in the bagging area" message from self-checkout machines when the weight of the item you just scanned doesn't match the weight the item is supposed to be.

  • @johane.skoglund6192
    @johane.skoglund6192 5 місяців тому

    Two butchers had a fight. It was a beaf.
    Two firemen had a fight. It was a heated argument.
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    The World Health Organization.
    The world health organization who?
    No its pronounced W H O.
    What did they say at the italian chefs funeral?
    He past away
    I held a class on how to stop premature ejaculation. It was a complete success. No one came.
    What bird likes to drink beer late?
    A nightingale.
    Why did the man buy a round house?
    He needed a place to stay in.
    I was always geting in trouble at school for sametinget I didn't do. My homework.
    I met my wife at a bar. Not Nice. I thought she was at home with the kids.
    My wife acuses me of neglecting our kids. That's so unfair. I didn't even knew we had any.
    Why does elephants have wrinkles under their feet?
    To give the ants a chance.
    How do you know that an Elephant has been in your refridgerator?
    There are footsteps in the butter.
    I don't have a fear of flying. But I do have a fear of crashing.
    My mother in law gave me a black eye when I said her pantyhoose slipped down. She wasn't wearing any.

  • @SaulOKAY
    @SaulOKAY 8 місяців тому

    No fat on those jokes

  • @footballfraud23
    @footballfraud23 9 місяців тому +2

    soo good (unlike mikus's jokes)

    • @triggermortis8252
      @triggermortis8252 9 місяців тому +2

      I don't know about that - "A PDF File" always cracks me up.

  • @StudioMargalima
    @StudioMargalima 9 місяців тому

    Guaranleigh laughs

  • @red2lucas
    @red2lucas 8 місяців тому +1

    Millennials 😒

    • @WeGotTheChocolates
      @WeGotTheChocolates  8 місяців тому

      I frikkin a few people that called in would have been Gen X 😂

  • @BitsBytesBobs
    @BitsBytesBobs 8 місяців тому

    The only one that is remotely funny is the last one. The others are very lame. Can't quite understand the hysterics, untill i realised they are just barely adults and still have playground humour.

  • @gagfails4985
    @gagfails4985 8 місяців тому +1

    None of these jokes are funny 😮

  • @jaysonschuldt4428
    @jaysonschuldt4428 9 місяців тому

    is that a Mr Beast t-shirt

  • @carlos-fv1rc
    @carlos-fv1rc 9 місяців тому +1

    Bunch of people laughing at jokes that aren’t funny at all

  • @kevinheffernan7105
    @kevinheffernan7105 8 місяців тому +1

    crap jokes

  • @johnpaulnoone3071
    @johnpaulnoone3071 7 місяців тому

    Poor.