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  • @Pestilence-ud7ks
    @Pestilence-ud7ks Місяць тому +579

    The greatest car ever made in Britain

    • @V3N634NC3
      @V3N634NC3 Місяць тому +19

      After Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust

    • @VidGamer123
      @VidGamer123 Місяць тому +11

      @@V3N634NC3 And the Reliant Robin

    • @Udana_007
      @Udana_007 Місяць тому

      And Mclaren F1

    • @Tremestrios-r3n
      @Tremestrios-r3n Місяць тому +4

      How can you forget about Geoff?

    • @Pestilence-ud7ks
      @Pestilence-ud7ks Місяць тому +2

      @@Tremestrios-r3n Because it has transcended from a car

  • @wallie1994
    @wallie1994 Місяць тому +239

    “You started off apologizing your arms were wet but you never explained why”
    “Because they’ve got water on them.”

    • @anymous1485
      @anymous1485 Місяць тому +6

      Lmfao, typical Clarkson

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust 26 днів тому

      one of the best "well duh" moments haha

  • @V1xonWill
    @V1xonWill Місяць тому +181

    1:21 "I can't believe how quiet the roads are this morning" 😂

  • @anymous1485
    @anymous1485 Місяць тому +275

    1:02 is the most iconic "yeees" ever said by Jezza

    • @ronlines2314
      @ronlines2314 Місяць тому +10

      Followed by the hilarious pothole bang and "oh my god!" 😂

  • @JesusRodriguez-ex6xk
    @JesusRodriguez-ex6xk Місяць тому +158

    7:42 "Eventually I bought a present for James" 😂

  • @petatrethewy2695
    @petatrethewy2695 Місяць тому +56

    I hate going on the A3 in my battering ram with multiple airbags, so the sheer lunacy of 'driving' the P45 there fills me with abject terror. Much Kudos Jezza...you're the man!

  • @William.A
    @William.A Місяць тому +154

    I never clocked that it was called the P45, that's hilarious. A P45 is the name of the form you get from your employer when you stop working for them in Britain.

    • @Jose.AFT.Saddul
      @Jose.AFT.Saddul Місяць тому +30

      I think that was unintentional.
      Clarkson made this car to beat the record of the Peel P50.
      So he called it the P45 as a way to show it’s smaller than the p50

    • @ben1468
      @ben1468 Місяць тому +24

      ​@@Jose.AFT.Saddul it's 100% intentional, it's the kind of joke that's obvious to anyone in the uk

    • @TotoDG
      @TotoDG Місяць тому +6

      As a non-Brit, I never understood why they laughed so hard when Jeremy said its name, but now it makes sense!

    • @HyperVegitoDBZ
      @HyperVegitoDBZ Місяць тому +4

      ​​@@TotoDGjust like p60 is essentially your income statement for the year.

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust 26 днів тому

      @@Jose.AFT.Saddul he absolutely did it on purpose as the lay-off form. thats why the crowd in the studio got such a giggle. it was his "this is gonna get me fired" type of joke

  • @LordTechPro
    @LordTechPro Місяць тому +150

    Some say that his genius generates gravity!

    • @scsutton1
      @scsutton1 Місяць тому +7

      It's my understanding that you can sometimes hear it.

    • @KingofFray
      @KingofFray Місяць тому +6

      It's terrifying

    • @TotoDG
      @TotoDG Місяць тому +5

      Sometimes, he staggers even himself with his genius.

    • @LordTechPro
      @LordTechPro Місяць тому +3

      @@scsutton1 yes, if you listen carefully

    • @LordTechPro
      @LordTechPro Місяць тому +4

      @@KingofFray genuinely terrifying!

  • @haribo1302
    @haribo1302 Місяць тому +18

    On the old Top Gear channel they cut the video short on the 116 minutes later so seeing the rest of this bit of the show especially the library in HD is such a treat!

  • @slayori.designs
    @slayori.designs Місяць тому +82

    3:40 I’ve never been frightened of a Citroen PiCASSo but I just was!

    • @paulmoore394
      @paulmoore394 Місяць тому +3

      It might have been Ronnie Pickering

  • @MasterFlores35
    @MasterFlores35 Місяць тому +23

    4:45 Jezza's disguised fuck you to every train station was gold haha

  • @Zane1794
    @Zane1794 Місяць тому +16

    These guys were my entire childhood. I’m 22 now. Thank you for everything boys.

  • @rea8959
    @rea8959 Місяць тому +35

    "Edit that out" is always gold😂

  • @Rudeljaeger
    @Rudeljaeger Місяць тому +182

    OOHHH lorrylorrylorrylorry.....OOOHHH a lot of poo shot out there.... I have to say, every other show would have a stand-in drive that deathtrap on the motorway. Not Clarkson!

    • @frj3289
      @frj3289 Місяць тому +2

      in the wide aerial shot after that, you can see his face is blurred. I'm thinking they had someone else driving it for that shot.

    • @AspeC193
      @AspeC193 Місяць тому +7

      ​@@frj3289 thats because the visor fogged up

  • @phantomhurricane666
    @phantomhurricane666 Місяць тому +20

    imagine sitting in a library and seeing this drive past.

  • @metalheadrailfan
    @metalheadrailfan Місяць тому +24

    "Ooo The History of Germany. Can't be that big just to say 'We lost a lot'."

  • @DLGaming2002
    @DLGaming2002 Місяць тому +73

    Uncomfortable, slow, scary, embarrassing, impractical, and somehow still brilliant to Clarkson

    • @Subjecttochannel
      @Subjecttochannel Місяць тому +5

      Because it's a mirror, and we know there's nothing Clarkson likes more than Clarkson

  • @pyrotechnick420
    @pyrotechnick420 Місяць тому +11

    I remember watching this when it originally aired. I'm pretty sure I never stopped laughing for the entire bit

  • @peterkershaw11
    @peterkershaw11 Місяць тому +46

    Ah yes, Clarkson's own Popemobile. Pity he doesn't want to get into politics, I'd love to live under his farmer's regime, puttering around in a P45 on my way to plant potatoes.
    Sincerely, an unusually lean and polite American.

    • @carlbirtles4518
      @carlbirtles4518 Місяць тому +1

      You don’t have a sister, do you?
      In the past, Clarkson made comments about Americans engaging in incest.

    • @ilokivi
      @ilokivi Місяць тому +1

      Unfortunately the puttering down to London in a tractor has not gone well.

    • @peterkershaw11
      @peterkershaw11 Місяць тому

      @@carlbirtles4518 He has, so what? Those comments were, and still are, funny.
      Sincerely, an American with a sense of humor and isn't from Alabama ^^

  • @skn.2669
    @skn.2669 Місяць тому +15

    8:11The famous meme

  • @Pobsta-de7hb
    @Pobsta-de7hb Місяць тому +7

    How he was screaming driving down the 3 lane motorway bit, is exactly how I am if I ever get in the car with my wifes nan and she is driving, jesus christ it is identical

  • @RJSRdg
    @RJSRdg Місяць тому +13

    Clarkson enjoyed driving it so much he ended up getting a P45 himself.

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal Місяць тому +5

    Jezza’s little head bobbing to the show in his car 😂😂😂

  • @noahwarren7194
    @noahwarren7194 Місяць тому +2

    If Jeremy Clarkson only came out with the P45 sometime around 2020... He would have made bank at that time

  • @amandastyles-uh6zx
    @amandastyles-uh6zx Місяць тому +5

    This was the best jeremy clarkson episode he ever did🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thatguynathan5816
    @thatguynathan5816 Місяць тому +16

    4:08 is how you feel riding a low capacity motorcycle on larger A roads xD

  • @eimantas314-rblx
    @eimantas314-rblx Місяць тому +26

    Fun fact: Toyota copied the P45 idea with the Toyota i-ROAD.

    • @carlbirtles4518
      @carlbirtles4518 Місяць тому +3

      At least it’s waterproof and can hold 2 people.
      Toyota studied the P45’s weaknesses.

  • @John75Mulhern
    @John75Mulhern Місяць тому +7

    You wouldn't want to hit a bump while holding the "sat nav" in your hand 🙂

  • @thezanzibarbarian5729
    @thezanzibarbarian5729 Місяць тому +6

    And the last section is the nearest we'll ever see Jezza dancing. 🤔😲 😅🤣😂

  • @topmandog1
    @topmandog1 Місяць тому +8

    10:13 we will rock you has changed alot

  • @speedR97
    @speedR97 Місяць тому +4

    It's a shame this version couldn't get 'I Heard Wonders' by David Holmes at 0:14 which matched perfectly with everything like in the original broadcast on the BBC

  • @Ifinishedyoutube
    @Ifinishedyoutube Місяць тому +3

    News segments and guest segments, news segments and guest segments, news segments and guest segments!!! Crowd interaction! Jeremy's favorite thing!

  • @MrTVx99
    @MrTVx99 Місяць тому +1

    I laughed more in this segment than I did in the entire Grand Tour

  • @SpinozicTroll
    @SpinozicTroll Місяць тому +2

    Okay, I now understand why Top Gear is sought after for entertainment. I really didn't understand before but that makes a ton of sense now.

  • @tylerensminger
    @tylerensminger Місяць тому +3

    This was one of the most ridiculous ideas they came up but I love it. Imagine being on the road at the time of filming and going WTF is that

  • @footystar1GamingOfficial
    @footystar1GamingOfficial Місяць тому +1

    "Better a bit of stick than a P45, I reckon." - Sid Waddell, 2000

  • @HyperVegitoDBZ
    @HyperVegitoDBZ Місяць тому +3

    A crossover between lawnmower and an Iron Man suit

  • @0Y02USH
    @0Y02USH Місяць тому +13

    Imagine someone throwing a cig into the bin after 3:05
    Mind Blowing it'd be.......

    • @TravelingStacker
      @TravelingStacker Місяць тому

      Well there was no actual fuel put in it so I imagine it would be just fine.

  • @VanquishedAgain
    @VanquishedAgain Місяць тому +14

    I miss Top Gear.

  • @rufus5966
    @rufus5966 Місяць тому +6

    This would make a genius Hallmark Christmas tree ornament!

  • @secondghost
    @secondghost Місяць тому +2

    Shoulder pads built into the vehicle. Now that is some ingenuity.

  • @underSTATEDexcellence
    @underSTATEDexcellence 2 дні тому

    Life used to be so much better when we had weekly episodes of the the best trio in tv history.

  • @bilal00276
    @bilal00276 Місяць тому +4

    8:52, I thought they took connected electric motors? Shouldn't they need to go back to the original wheels/motors or whatever to get going again??

  • @nicklasl7973
    @nicklasl7973 Місяць тому +1

    This is a great channel!

  • @ۥٴٴٴٴۥۥٴٴٴٴۥ
    @ۥٴٴٴٴۥۥٴٴٴٴۥ Місяць тому

    I love this channel, it shows clips I haven’t seen before ❤

  • @mateob986
    @mateob986 Місяць тому

    And to this day Jeremy's genius literally knows no bounds.

  • @justeatingchipsandwatching
    @justeatingchipsandwatching Місяць тому +5

    Peak Clarksonias

  • @isaacalbright3115
    @isaacalbright3115 Місяць тому +4

    Spit my drink out at 0:22

  • @williammckeown4768
    @williammckeown4768 Місяць тому +1

    When he drove it into the mall, all I could think of was a low-tech Dalek...

  • @oliver8141
    @oliver8141 Місяць тому +1

    love this episode

  • @marknicholasdavis
    @marknicholasdavis Місяць тому +1

    I've seen the previous UA-cam upload so many times that it was weird for it not to end at the mall part

  • @astrovisionbroadcastingunion
    @astrovisionbroadcastingunion Місяць тому +3

    I mean, sure, that car was a joke in the first place, but if you put a bigger fuel tank, an easier hybrid system and make it a bit faster (to sum up : give the project to an actual company that would make a final product out of it), this tiny car could genuinely be viable! The only issue would be the price tag though, it shouldn't be worth much more than let's say a scooter of sorts

    • @chriswinnard7739
      @chriswinnard7739 Місяць тому

      Obviously we aren't seeing the entire journey, but I'm curious as to what the actual MPG is/how often Jezza had to refuel. Given how light it is you might only have to make the fuel tank that bit bigger to make it usable at stations without having to use the bin. Or even just put in a jerry can holder.
      Even the speed of 34mph is something a PMV could get away with (the Toyota i-Road's top speed is only 37mph for example).

    • @astrovisionbroadcastingunion
      @astrovisionbroadcastingunion Місяць тому +1

      @chriswinnard7739 Oh it's 34 mph? I thought it was even slower than that, yeah it's definitely enough for a city car

    • @chriswinnard7739
      @chriswinnard7739 Місяць тому

      @@astrovisionbroadcastingunion it was dead easy to miss but Jeremy briefly mentioned it at 3:56 (he didn't say it was the max but it was when he was getting overtaken by everyone on the carriageway).
      Agree with your main point either way.

  • @mexTR4
    @mexTR4 Місяць тому

    'I can't believe how quiet the roads are this morning'
    *Proceeds to block traffic behind him*

  • @JSurname-o7o
    @JSurname-o7o Місяць тому

    1:20 lewis hamilton during hungary 2021 restart be like

  • @jazzingpanda3190
    @jazzingpanda3190 Місяць тому +17

    Day 1000 of asking for the full challenges instead of just these highlights.

    • @VictorNicolaescu
      @VictorNicolaescu Місяць тому

      totally agree.
      Why can't they just upload the segments in full?

    • @KRYTEK-141
      @KRYTEK-141 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@VictorNicolaescu bc if they uploaded it here, ppl would watch it here for free and they wouldn't make money to fund top gear through platforms like bbc.
      Tldr: if they didn't make you pay through streaming platforms top gear would cease to exist

    • @gregorybarnard5593
      @gregorybarnard5593 16 днів тому +1

      Considering this channel has been up for less than a year, shut it

  • @michaelfairchild
    @michaelfairchild Місяць тому

    In case of head-on collision, the crumple zone is where P45 will end up landing. Which is 50-100 meters behind.

  • @pjp13579
    @pjp13579 Місяць тому +2

    The one and the forever one

  • @ark01000
    @ark01000 Місяць тому

    Such an iconic moment 😂

  • @JDM-Jack
    @JDM-Jack Місяць тому +1

    What's the music that plays in the theater around 10:18 - 10:23?

  • @theoknowscars5418
    @theoknowscars5418 Місяць тому

    i wish they made more of the p45 i want to buy one

  • @nakulraut6172
    @nakulraut6172 Місяць тому +1

    sometimes his genius.. it's almost frightening

  • @muhammadlatifbinmuhammadju2027
    @muhammadlatifbinmuhammadju2027 Місяць тому +1

    wowzers it's the funny car channel !!

  • @dashcharger24
    @dashcharger24 Місяць тому +1

    So many things are cut.. :(
    Just look or download the original.

  • @asb358
    @asb358 Місяць тому

    Two days and 103k views, years after clarkson left... sometimes his genius... it's almost frightening.

  • @josephfranzen9196
    @josephfranzen9196 Місяць тому

    Exponentially better than anything British Leyland ever made 😂

  • @Annabelle66633
    @Annabelle66633 12 днів тому

    10:36 lol 🍿😂

  • @informatimago
    @informatimago Місяць тому

    That's the ancestor of daleks

  • @JadonTanSvps
    @JadonTanSvps Місяць тому +1

    Very good though I prefer the p50

  • @_vikram
    @_vikram Місяць тому +18

    So we can have horrendous Jaguar rebrandings, but not this as a mainstream option? Boo!!!!!

  • @ramspace
    @ramspace Місяць тому

    Jeremy has got guts.

  • @moogle68
    @moogle68 Місяць тому

    That last clip was changed from the original. I think he went to see ABBA and instead of talking about being cramped, he said "There's not a single gay man on that stage" or something else like that, which was probably a bit too risky for them to be comfortable re-airing, lol.

  • @Wormpuller
    @Wormpuller Місяць тому

    I would love to have a p20. Would use it as a daily driver I live in the country and it would be worth the cramp for the comic value I’m 6ft 235lbs I can fit because clarkson did and eddy hall fit in one but he looked absolutely hilarious

  • @Raphael54433
    @Raphael54433 Місяць тому +2

    Ah yes the history of Germany best summed up with the simple statement: "You lost we won" 8:10

  • @horizonsamuari
    @horizonsamuari Місяць тому +2

    LG62 LYF belongs to a yellow ford transit 😅😂😂😂

  • @AlGore.for.President
    @AlGore.for.President Місяць тому

    5:45 LOL

  • @DROP_BEARZ
    @DROP_BEARZ Місяць тому +1

    Can I please buy this exact P45?

  • @highadmiralbittenfield9689
    @highadmiralbittenfield9689 Місяць тому

    Clarkson created the worlds most mobile mobility scooter

  • @danielnoye223
    @danielnoye223 Місяць тому +3

    Buffeting

  • @TheFaveteLinguis
    @TheFaveteLinguis Місяць тому +5

    0:14 - music?

  • @apache65789
    @apache65789 Місяць тому +1

    its perfect for covid times built in face shield

  • @maxsouthy
    @maxsouthy 18 днів тому

    Happy birthday to Ed’s brother

  • @VandelayH
    @VandelayH Місяць тому +1

    Jeremy Twatson

  • @PerryHowell-h9v
    @PerryHowell-h9v Місяць тому

    That thing is hilarious

  • @Anonymous-h2y
    @Anonymous-h2y Місяць тому +3

    Anyone notice that the "not a single gay man on that stage" comment is gone? What a truly pathetic world we live in 😢

    • @carlbirtles4518
      @carlbirtles4518 Місяць тому

      Probably out of respect for the late Freddie Mercury.

  • @ethancampbell6076
    @ethancampbell6076 Місяць тому

    3:01 Don’t be like him 😂

  • @LegoWormNoah101
    @LegoWormNoah101 Місяць тому

    One of the old comments said it looks like a disabled Buzz Lightyear

  • @LoogiBalloogi
    @LoogiBalloogi Місяць тому

    Funny how he later received a P45.

  • @ThePlombyras
    @ThePlombyras Місяць тому

    8:50 😮😂

  • @mathewwullems3528
    @mathewwullems3528 Місяць тому

    I'd love to own one

  • @Bugginfolife
    @Bugginfolife Місяць тому

    What episode?

  • @ChequeTwice
    @ChequeTwice Місяць тому

    9:10 me when driving

  • @ajrf92
    @ajrf92 Місяць тому

    Where can I buy this? 😂

  • @Cholwekatalilo
    @Cholwekatalilo Місяць тому +3

    Poured petrol in the bin is insane 😢😮😢😮

  • @teodorusdikypermadi
    @teodorusdikypermadi Місяць тому

    Oh my god

  • @Rudeljaeger
    @Rudeljaeger Місяць тому +1

    Yeeeeeessss..... OH MY GOD!!!!!!! lol

  • @JadonTanSvps
    @JadonTanSvps Місяць тому

    You can't go to work and pick it up to bring it inside :(

  • @Cube-3710
    @Cube-3710 Місяць тому

    2:10 AAAAuuuuuu.

  • @maxsouthy
    @maxsouthy 18 днів тому

    Here’s a screenshot of Ed’s bathroom

  • @maxsouthy
    @maxsouthy Місяць тому +2

    Minecart madness with Jane and Dylan screaming

  • @cataclysm7256
    @cataclysm7256 Місяць тому

    Basically a more uncomfortable ATV lol