I Tested the Deadliest Ancient Weapons

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  • @Gdmgdtsjjfkydjtdkryry
    @Gdmgdtsjjfkydjtdkryry Місяць тому +688

    I think the reason the spears were doing little damage and breaking easily is because they were basically extra long carbon fiber target shooting arrows. The spears they used in the past were wood and they were also way heavier and thicker as well as probably sharper.

    • @KiraiKatsuji
      @KiraiKatsuji Місяць тому +29

      Yeah the weapon was good not the weak ass stick

    • @No.Good.Nickname
      @No.Good.Nickname Місяць тому +28

      yeah, definitly. And ancient people would use bigger, broad headed spears that would cut more than actually pierce. Usingg a torso dummy would have shown that a bbit better, but still wouldn't have the same effect as an ancient atlatl.

    • @PsylomeAlpha
      @PsylomeAlpha Місяць тому +7

      Yeah, I'd want to see him make and throw a spear made out of wood

    • @coyote2792
      @coyote2792 Місяць тому +12

      Similar issue with the sling, a lead sling bullet is going to give much more impressive results than a stone because it's much denser and thus concentrates the impact force in a smaller area. I've actually seen someone else test them on a ballistics gel head and they didn't just smash the face, they went about halfway through the head.

    • @dorianlindberg1662
      @dorianlindberg1662 Місяць тому +3

      Not sure if they were sharper, but the warhead, the missle shaft, and the thrower were all probably a bit heavier. P.S. I'm pretty sure that when you throw a spear it should be called a javelin :).

  • @leonardohermes2621
    @leonardohermes2621 13 днів тому +44

    the coolest part of this video is Mike showing his failures. Not only it shows the whole thinking process, but also show to everyone that making mistakes is part of the process

  • @aTaryum
    @aTaryum Місяць тому +1226

    Playing Rome Total War taught me you don't fuck with slingers, especially the ones from Rhodes

    • @TOBI-W4N-KENOBI
      @TOBI-W4N-KENOBI Місяць тому +32

      best comment, best game

    • @eclairsdrawz19
      @eclairsdrawz19 Місяць тому +3

      @@TOBI-W4N-KENOBI true

    • @Belnick6666
      @Belnick6666 Місяць тому +5

      too bad those games are unplayable on modern machines......and the updated editions have super bugs like where mouse clicks stops working and such....meeh
      was it win xp era? have quad 3ghz computer just standing in a wardrobe, might install xp black edition on it and try my original cd's

    • @aTaryum
      @aTaryum Місяць тому +19

      @@Belnick6666 as someone with 350 hours on Rome Total War on Steam, idk what you're on about, game works fine. Can dip to 20 fps if you have too many units but in general it runs fine. The remaster is pretty sweet too, the only thing I don't like is the UI.

    • @CountYulith
      @CountYulith Місяць тому +4

      There is also a really old game, called Master of Magic, where one race (hobbits I think) has sling thrower units, and they're totally OP.

  • @MajoraZ
    @MajoraZ Місяць тому +433

    I follow Aztec etc history/archeology, who widely used obsidian for tools/weapons (including Atlatl & slings, see below): To get the hyper-sharp edge obsidian is known for, you can't just knap it like you did here, even if you were an expert knapper. The way to get the absolute sharpest obsidian blades is via the prismatic blade method, where you gradually knap a "core" piece of obsidian to process it into the right shape, to then be able to flake off evenly shaped blades which each have single continuous edge. Those blades are what have the 2-3 molecule wide, insanely sharp edges: The actual starting "core" piece is a waste product. Traditional knapping, what you're doing here, is taking your starting piece and flaking pieces off to shape the piece you started with into a blade (rather then the starting piece being a means to an end), but it won't have a single even edge since each bit you flake off is creating microscopic breaks and peaks or valleys between each fracture. Knapping obsidian like that can still produce a deadly sharp blade, but as sharp as the prismatic method.
    The prismatic blade production method wasn't a static practice either, there were innovations in obsidian working and prismatic blade production with how the core is struck even only a few centuries prior to Spanish contact in the postclassic period, by which point the region has already been heavily urbanized with city-states and empires for thousands of years and already had a robust obsidian industry. Those innovations in blade production may have actually been what allowed Macuahuitl ("swords" with a wooden core/shaft with obsidian blades lining the edges) to pop up in the form the Aztec used them, since it could produce consistently evenly sized and shaped blades, wheras before that the types of weapons used in Mesoamerican warfare didn't tend to have evenly lined edges like that.
    That's not to say the Mesoamericans didn't also do normal knapping: That was done to produce knives, arrowheads, etc, as well as ceremonial "eccentric" obsidian or flint blades which were knapped into shapes like faces, serpents, etc, but the prismatic method is what you want for the sharpest edge possible. Ultimately though my area of interest isn't in lithics and tool production so I can't get into this in too much depth beyond what I already said above.
    Next, as I said, Atlatl and slings were commonly used in Mesoamerica. That slings were used shouldn't be too surprising, as you said the Greeks, Romans, etc used them even alongside bows, but Atlatl were essentially entirely replaced by bows in Eurasia by the time organized city based state societies become a thing. in Mesoamerica (as well as in the Andes down in South America, where the Inca, Nazca, Moche etc were) atlatl continued to be used alongside bows as projectile weapons even as you had organized city-states and empires. Atlatl actually were more associated with civilized, refined warfare and royal power by many groups in Central Mexico (including various city-states etc we call "Aztec" today), due to it's association with civilizations like Teotihuacan and the Toltec (the Toltec may or may not actually exist, it's kinda complicated, but the point is that later Mesosmerican civilizations revered them as a mytho-historical predecessor civilization) , wheras bows were often seen as a more primitive hunting tool, though many city-states and armies still used bows too to an extent, especially outside of Central Mexico.
    In general, I think people unappreciate the diversity of Mesoamerican weaponry: People know about Macuahuitl,. but even it had a good deal of variation in size, shape, blade shape and arrangement, etc; plus there were other forms of bladed or spiked clubs or swords, maces with spherical or flanged heads, various other clubs and batons; polearms ranging from normal spears to things like halbreds or glaives, very long pikes, weird serrated or multiform polearms; axes and what I guess you could call warpicks, thrown javelins, emplaced stone throwers, siege towers, etc. Most of these were stone or wood, but these would often still be finely crafted and intentionally designed weapons which could have gemstone or gold, silver etc inlays and accenting and fine sculpted or engraved details, and some did actually use copper or bronze blades or striking portions, though most examples of that seem to be ceremonial or for domestic craft use rather then in warfare (but there is some evidence suggesting use in war as well, even if not commonly).
    Armor as well: A lot of depictions show Mesoamerican soldiers as basically half-naked barbarians wearing Jaguar pelts and big headdresses, or just a loincloth. Certainly, lower ranking soldiers might just have a loincloth or tunics, but there were actual forms of armor as well: padded cloth vests or tunics, like Eurasian gambeson, was the base of much of this, and for the Aztec at least, high ranking soldiers would have also worn warsuits or tunics made of thick cloth and covered in a mosaic of tens of thousands of iridesecent feathers over the gambeson, with the different colors of feathers forming a mosaic image of specific patterns or designs. The "Jaguar" suit people often imagine was most often actually this form of warsuit with the feathers making the jaguar spot pattern, though allegedly commoners who achieved the right to wear that warsuit design had to make do with warsuits made from Jaguar pelt rather then feather mosaic, but this would still be a full body suit, like a fine fur piece of clothing, not a cavemen style hide. There were also shields and helmets (made of either bamboo or wood, perhaps with cloth padding, and then sometimes feather mosaic or pelt coverings and gemstones/gold accents or inlays), apparently some golden or silver "mail" jackets/tunics (though probably more as status/ceremonial pieces then true functional metal armor) and other civilizations had other forms of armor.

    • @benjaminelbling2854
      @benjaminelbling2854 Місяць тому +40

      📝 this is legit so interesting to read thank you for sharing your knowledge

    • @CA_786
      @CA_786 Місяць тому +7

      Bro....

    • @L3ngenDairy
      @L3ngenDairy Місяць тому +6

      thanks for the history lesson

    • @concerninghobbits5536
      @concerninghobbits5536 Місяць тому +13

      This is fascinating, would you have any sort of resources to shoutout if I wanted to look at some of this?

    • @JackDunstun
      @JackDunstun Місяць тому +2

      The hell kind o comment is this

  • @readifdumb
    @readifdumb Місяць тому +863

    David and Goliath is often laughed at, but it is a viable weapon. Many tribes have already showcased that.

    • @athena1491
      @athena1491 Місяць тому +86

      im honestly more suprised that people are shocked a smaller expert in a ranged weapon beat a large fighter at a distance.... like, yeah, theyre a professional flingin rocks at someones skull

    • @langbo9999
      @langbo9999 Місяць тому +20

      David use that kind of thing to scaring away predators from sheeps.

    • @benjaminsebald5429
      @benjaminsebald5429 Місяць тому +20

      Biblically, it never says the goliath died from the sling just that he fell... Then David picked up Goliath's own sword and beheaded him.😮
      Edit: Keep reading, because I was wrong in this comment.

    • @survidmt
      @survidmt Місяць тому +3

      As a kid with nothing but seeing pictures and maybe used in a movie scene, I made one and it is surprisingly easy to get the hang of. Sure several hundred if not thousands of iterations but seriously very intuitive. Be way away from anything in any direction, trust me.

    • @GermanSausagesAreTheWurst
      @GermanSausagesAreTheWurst Місяць тому

      I never laughed at the story of David and Goliath.
      But Noah's ark; that shit's hilarious. Imagine how long it took the sloths to get to South America.

  • @scotrick3072
    @scotrick3072 Місяць тому +21

    -
    I grew up in Palo Alto, CA, and obsidian is sometimes used as a lawn replacement or decoration here. When I was in high school, being an idiot, I once picked up and handled a piece for a block or two before discarding it. The piece wasn't particularly anything, just an oblong pretty faceted stone, but after another block or two: bloody hand from dozens of super fine cuts.
    So, like others in the comments have noted, sometimes obsidian can be dangerously frighteningly sharp.

    • @benreiter7218
      @benreiter7218 14 днів тому

      I never saw that around houses there!

    • @swiftmatic
      @swiftmatic 5 днів тому

      Obsidian flakes (and plate glass) have the sharpest edge of any material. Before lasers, obsidian scalpels were used for eye surgery.

  • @insygnia_
    @insygnia_ Місяць тому +65

    1:40
    The projectile and camera alignment is just perfect.

  • @larrybremer4930
    @larrybremer4930 Місяць тому +142

    Obsidian can be flaked ridiculously sharp, to the point that once you feel you touched it you have already been cut.

    • @VoIcanoman
      @VoIcanoman Місяць тому +42

      I came upon an obsidian deposit on a trip to Guatemala about 15 years ago, and being a geologist and rock lover, availed myself of its awesomeness (I gave away most of the pieces I collected, but kept a few choice samples for my rock collection). After I got back in my car and drove on, I noticed that I was bleeding from several extremely fine cuts that I did not even feel. So yeah, it's sharp.

    • @TubeRadiosRule
      @TubeRadiosRule Місяць тому +9

      I was reading an article in National Geographic many years ago - can't remember what the article was about but one thing that stuck in my mind was the statement that some surgeons will use obsidian scalpels for extremely fine surgery because the sharpness does less trauma to delicate tissues than even the sharpest steel.

    • @No.Good.Nickname
      @No.Good.Nickname Місяць тому +22

      @@TubeRadiosRule whilst obsidian blades are extremely sharp, using them for surgery is rather problematic. They get dull super fast cause they break down into extremely small and sharp fragments that would be left in the wound, which you don't really want to happen in such delicate tissues. You can buy such scalpels, but they are usually just an experimental substitute for diamond scalpels.

  • @TheCountofToulouse
    @TheCountofToulouse 14 днів тому +14

    Alexander hid 500-800 slingers, Greek peltast, that jogged on the outside of his companion cavalry at the battle of Gaugamela . Being mirrored by the Persian cavalry, when Alexander saw the gap in the Persian line and went for the charge, the Persians tried to counter only for the slingers to unleash a barrage on them which was quite devastating. Horses and men don't like being hit by hundreds of rocks and it created chaos among the Persian cavalry which gave Alexander a clear shot to Darius, who was so terrified that he ran for over 50 miles, leaving his entire family to be captured by the Greeks.
    Those slings were no joke and the people that used them were deadly accurate.

  • @Chamomileable
    @Chamomileable 15 днів тому +8

    The sling experiment REALLY makes me want to see a professional MLB pitcher use a sling, just to see how fast they can get a rock going.

    • @szponiasty4652
      @szponiasty4652 2 дні тому

      Pitcher skills not necessarily would transfer to slinging skills

  • @EDCandLace
    @EDCandLace Місяць тому +692

    As a professional sharpener and someone very familiar with the Bess test. You are doing the cuts FAR TO FAST to get true results.

    • @derekablackburn
      @derekablackburn Місяць тому

      @travisolander4749 I love seeing someone so into something!

    • @ersetzbar.
      @ersetzbar. Місяць тому +9

      @travisolander4749 what did you use as reference to measure sharpness?

    • @dominicmajorie3239
      @dominicmajorie3239 Місяць тому +1

      @travisolander4749it wouldn’t cut through it idiot because the thing is probably metal and if it isn’t metal then make one that is metal/steel so it isn’t cut

    • @patrickw9520
      @patrickw9520 Місяць тому +17

      What else you expect from Integza's cousin? 😂

    • @SprzedawcaFotowoltaiki
      @SprzedawcaFotowoltaiki Місяць тому

      is he really integzas cousin?​@@patrickw9520

  • @CassidyListon
    @CassidyListon 15 днів тому +8

    slings should be an Olympic sport.

    • @HandsomeYoungSir
      @HandsomeYoungSir 2 дні тому

      All fun and games till one of em hits the audience

  • @navneetrajesh3652
    @navneetrajesh3652 Місяць тому +588

    Mike casually creating 5star grade military weapons and testing them on watermelons

    • @aoro4803
      @aoro4803 Місяць тому +15

      a spear is not a military grade weapon

    • @aoro4803
      @aoro4803 Місяць тому +13

      matter of fact none of the weapons in here were military grade weapons

    • @NeonPaladin
      @NeonPaladin Місяць тому +18

      ​@@aoro4803Liking your own comments when being a buzzkill. Good job.

    • @avnerrahman7711
      @avnerrahman7711 Місяць тому +17

      @@aoro4803 this was military grade up for a couple million years

    • @nikolaslee5352
      @nikolaslee5352 Місяць тому +1

      @@aoro4803ratio

  • @OnePlusOneEqualsOnePlusOne
    @OnePlusOneEqualsOnePlusOne Місяць тому +29

    Fun facts, a skilled slinger when suddenly come to a melee with no time to reach the sword or dagger, the slinger would use the sling as improvised whip.
    It really hurts on unarmoured flesh.

    • @weylins
      @weylins 6 днів тому

      Even armored, that's not gonna be a fun hit to take. Especially to the head.

  • @ScoutSniper3124
    @ScoutSniper3124 Місяць тому +203

    The world's oldest weapon is fists.
    The world's best oldest weapon is tricking your buddy Trog to go look for mushrooms when there's a ticked off T-Rex roaming the mushroom patch.

    • @DanB4K
      @DanB4K Місяць тому +9

      😂

    • @KaiserOfPrussia0910
      @KaiserOfPrussia0910 Місяць тому +29

      Bro, I remember sending my pal Ug over to the other cave with some raw meat tied around his body. He didn’t see the sabre tooth coming 🗿🗿🗿

    • @empoweredshemphoward
      @empoweredshemphoward Місяць тому

      I would say crude clubs, charcoal spears and stones are older than fists as weapons. Could you imagine seeing a protohuman throwing a proper hammerfist or punch? I think it would have been comical to see.

    • @Blood1119
      @Blood1119 Місяць тому

      @@KaiserOfPrussia0910nice prank i remember sending my homie grg to kill t-rex eggs because they were “invading” but i was lying so i got to see him run from a t-rex

    • @kizaru2418
      @kizaru2418 Місяць тому +1

      i remember my tribemate grog.. he went out hunting and died to a raptor, rip grog 74,997,976 BCE 🪦

  • @thesoutherncowgirlpoet
    @thesoutherncowgirlpoet Місяць тому +9

    Omg I have an Apache handmade Atlatl! I was taught to throw it by a Cherokee woman and it's my favorite weapon I own. I love that you featured it here!
    A tip when throwing it is to aim with your non throwing hand. Wherever the middle finger of your non throwing hand points is where the spear will go.

  • @tricky_knife_tricks
    @tricky_knife_tricks Місяць тому +103

    The nuke siren really said DAMMMN

  • @PieterBreda
    @PieterBreda Місяць тому +5

    Slingshots could crush bones and skulls even with a helmet on. Don't forget a lot of armies had experts using them. If you practice daily, you will hit the target.

  • @Zaxonius
    @Zaxonius Місяць тому +225

    Wait til he gets bored of ancient weapons and just starts playing with lasers and guns lol

  • @halocake117
    @halocake117 8 днів тому +4

    video starts at 5:56

  • @camman1056
    @camman1056 Місяць тому +10

    My mum was an archaeologist, I remember going to an exhibition with her when I was young and saw an ancient Egyptian maybe Sudanese skull which had a rock embedded in the orbital socket from a sling weapon. You think the power of one sling is deadly, imagine a whole unit, its almost like line combat

  • @cWoo-wv1xk
    @cWoo-wv1xk Місяць тому +5

    A tip for the sling, river rocks work way better. You want them to be smooth and slightly larger than a golf ball, as too big and you throw off the timing of the spin while being smooth helps them release from the sling and fly straighter

  • @FelinaFaerlaingal
    @FelinaFaerlaingal Місяць тому +18

    Adored this video, those demonstrations were so cool!
    For the spear thrower, could it be that the spears weren't the right ones? I'm a hobbyist fan of prehistoric periods, I've visited all the caves I could in france, and even did some training events with specialists there who teach people how to knap flint, use a spear thrower, or light fire like our ancestors did. And one thing I recall is that the spears were not hollow, were in wood so definitely heavier than what you used, and had a sort of detachable head? The head would detach and stay IN the target while the spear body bounced off but didn't break.
    The sling was awesome, and I'm impressed by how quickly you managed to hit the target!
    Knapping is an art form, when I did my training event I recall the teacher would knap so fast, make it look so easy, but then he explained how it required a lot, looot of knowledge, to look at the stone and see the grain of it, and the direction of the grain, to know where and how hard to strike. Our ancestors actually did it by preparing a knapping "side", exposing a flat area, that would allow easier knapping after. It's normal that you didn't manage just watching videos, hitting at random. But it was still fun to see XD

    • @ERECTED_MONUMENT
      @ERECTED_MONUMENT 21 день тому

      For obsidian you want to use pressure flaking instead of striking to get the best edge out of it.

  • @Alex-V.S
    @Alex-V.S 13 днів тому +3

    The INCAS used it as one of their main weapons and they were very good at it. In fact, in Incan descending countries, they are still widely used today.

  • @KingBongHogger
    @KingBongHogger Місяць тому +40

    This guy takes those random "man thoughts" we all have and makes videos out of them. 10/10.

  • @NSGnever
    @NSGnever 8 днів тому +1

    1:07 "Máquina hoy vamos a aparecer en el vídeo de Mike Shake"

  • @maestro_dana
    @maestro_dana Місяць тому +5

    I was literally just reading the story of David and Goliath in my Bible study a week ago and thinking, "I wonder if Mike would test that out...".
    One thing I didn't know until recently was the size of the stones used in old slings. Cartoon recreations of the David and Goliath story always show David grabbing what essentially look like skipping stones from a river. The stones ancient warriors actually used were more like tennis balls in size, made mostly of limestone, and naturally rounded.

  • @soham6784
    @soham6784 Місяць тому +15

    12:22 Bro thinks we never played Minecraft 💀💀💀

  • @alexlucan-arjoca4382
    @alexlucan-arjoca4382 Місяць тому +8

    4:05, I think the local farms have a couple giants (windmills, you may not get the joke).

    • @Yaou92
      @Yaou92 14 днів тому +1

      Reference to david and goliath but not a very funny joke if you don't mind 😂
      Oh i am laughing so it s a good joke now ! 😂

    • @Monoruso350
      @Monoruso350 9 днів тому +3

      If I got it right, it's a Don Quijote reference. In that case it's fire man, what an outstanding book

  • @danzigrulze5211
    @danzigrulze5211 Місяць тому +13

    I've been hunting with primitive weapons since I was a kid. I can assure you that everything from slings, throw sticks, atlatls, and pretty much anything you can throw is deadly. Add metal to the mix or just some napped obsidian/stone/glass, and they become extremely effective. Also wanted to add that blow guns are something you might find interesting and extremely easy to use.

    • @arjovenzia
      @arjovenzia Місяць тому +2

      +1 on the blowpipes, they are heaps good fun. so simple that probably not worth a youtube video. I would suggest a piece of U or V channel aluminium cabletied to a 1m, 13mm PVC reticulation riser with a 13-25mm F-F as the mouthpeice. the darts can be quickly and easily made from electrical tape rolled into a cone and a small flat top nail. we used to play darts with one, about 3x the distance of a regular dartboard. new players were sceptical, but it was incredibly intuitive, and so very accurate. highly recommended for anyone with 10 bucks and an afternoon and a few mates. the size of the nail determines power, so go for small ones if your in a rental apartment. if you have good lung control and some decent safe space, you'll be exploding soda cans in no time

  • @Herowebcomics
    @Herowebcomics Місяць тому +9

    Old school centrifugal force weapons are amazing!
    And scary!😰

    • @tommy-g5k
      @tommy-g5k Місяць тому +4

      centripetal he said, correctly. Centrifugal is the force away from the center of the circle, centripetal is the force towards the centre of the circle. He is right since the centripetal force is the force that is creating the enormous momentum for the sling, coming from his muscles

    • @Herowebcomics
      @Herowebcomics Місяць тому +1

      @@tommy-g5k I see...

  • @VeteranYouTubedotcom
    @VeteranYouTubedotcom Місяць тому +3

    Mike 3 years ago: Learning parkour
    Mike now: Making lethal weapons.

  • @MrSoundofmusic
    @MrSoundofmusic Місяць тому +7

    ...David didn't kill Goliath with the rock thrown from the sling. He knocked him out (or down), and ran over and used Goliaths own sword to cut off his head. 1st Samuel 17 (it's a good read).
    I would say though, Pretty SWEET video. You have a knack for picking up random weapons and being VERY good at them quickly! Keep it up!

    • @crayolascents
      @crayolascents 13 днів тому +1

      The text says that the rock sunk into his skull so I presume a wound similar that depicted in the test; left a contusion or possibly stuck half-in or something. That head was a great trophy.

    • @Ur2ez4me81
      @Ur2ez4me81 8 днів тому +2

      Pretty sure it was a fatal wound but yeah he did cut Goliaths head off with his own sword…

  • @GraphicJ
    @GraphicJ 13 днів тому +4

    7:13 Recreation of what happened to Goliath

  • @BloxFruitsMaster29
    @BloxFruitsMaster29 Місяць тому +39

    He’s alive!

  • @randywoodworth5990
    @randywoodworth5990 16 днів тому +2

    Slingers practiced for years to achieve that level of lethality, being able to hit small targets far away.

  • @claytucker5025
    @claytucker5025 Місяць тому +4

    This basically just goes back to one of my favorite lessons in physics...."Anything- and I do mean ANYTHING, if flung fast enough, will kill you."

    • @KiraiKatsuji
      @KiraiKatsuji Місяць тому +1

      Yes it needs to either be very heavy or very fast and it will kill you

  • @josipkova5402
    @josipkova5402 12 днів тому

    I love this channel because this guy shows us whole process of training him to shot with these ancient devices.

  • @theblade5615
    @theblade5615 Місяць тому +16

    7:32 FATALITY. MIKE WINS. FLAWLESS VICTORY.

  • @ScottieMcDowell
    @ScottieMcDowell 8 днів тому +2

    That Sling And Stone Is Precisely How David Killed Goliath.
    Just Like Putting A Bullet Through They Skull.
    ✝️🙏🏼🧔🏽‍♀️

  • @RyanMercer
    @RyanMercer Місяць тому +14

    Safety glasses!!!

  • @memsu06
    @memsu06 13 днів тому +2

    The spear would work better being heavier. In archery light weight and speed doesn't translate to penetration on game animals. You want slower heavier arrows with tough broadheads to carry the momentum to the target.

  • @cocinaconarte8482
    @cocinaconarte8482 Місяць тому +6

    MAQUINAAAAAAAAAAA!!! 1:08

    • @leoyaisus8596
      @leoyaisus8596 29 днів тому +1

      Ahhhhh estaba buscando este comentario

  • @Thepepper272
    @Thepepper272 Місяць тому +6

    Big obsidian rocks into small obsidian rocks is literally the birth humans using tools lol. I couldnt stop laughing for some reason

  • @David.Uribe.B
    @David.Uribe.B Місяць тому +3

    1:07 Me sorprendió ver al "Maquina" jajaja crack

    • @Alextg774
      @Alextg774 Місяць тому +1

      un crack amigo jaja

  • @jameshoffman720
    @jameshoffman720 13 днів тому +1

    Coming from a small-ish town, that air siren was to recall the volunteer firefighters. No nuclear weapons involved!

  • @_animoney_
    @_animoney_ Місяць тому +6

    Mike is the one unemployed friend on a Tuesday morning doing experiments at home, while you're at your miserable job contemplating if you're gonna be able to pay the bills and live normally next month.

  • @deepanjansen2147
    @deepanjansen2147 Місяць тому +2

    9:04 no mike it's wrong , u must throw both of them at 45 degrees for maximum distance

  • @digantabiswas4480
    @digantabiswas4480 Місяць тому +4

    11:04 nether portal time 😂

  • @TheGameringOP
    @TheGameringOP Місяць тому +2

    14:00 that felt so random until i realized the joke lmao

  • @nishidohellhillsruler6731
    @nishidohellhillsruler6731 Місяць тому +6

    The sling and the atlatl are two skills I have always wanted to develop for in case of a zombie outbreak. Bet you they would make me very popular with the ladies when they compare me with all the "We ran out of ammo, wuaaaa!" guys 😃

  • @jawk007
    @jawk007 13 днів тому +1

    My religious parents always said that the story of David and Goliath is a miracle, I guess they never seen how devastating a slinger can be

  • @SealTeam-b1l
    @SealTeam-b1l Місяць тому +13

    4:36 Donald trump special

  • @dogsbark5750
    @dogsbark5750 13 днів тому +1

    With the sling, I have a feeling the mechanics would be similar to a baseball pitch.

  • @-ASHRAF-
    @-ASHRAF- Місяць тому +4

    1:25 Right out of a cartoon movie😂😂😂😂

  • @litgreen5714
    @litgreen5714 Місяць тому +2

    The slowmotion is dope, btw

  • @keepinitwheel5920
    @keepinitwheel5920 Місяць тому +4

    9:26 what a job to have

  • @creativename2655
    @creativename2655 9 днів тому

    just wanna add this about David and Goliath, 1) the rocks that were typically used rock of certain weight, shape and smoothness, this allowed them to fly better and be slung better and harder. 2) David was a very experienced fighter and experienced with the sling by the time he faced Goliath, this means he had the physical strength to throw really hard and the skill to use the sling shot to its maximum potential. its not surprising that Goliath went down in the hit when God is backing you up :)

  • @Lemon10.5
    @Lemon10.5 Місяць тому +8

    2:42 new text layer

  • @ADjdjdhsjjs
    @ADjdjdhsjjs 12 днів тому +1

    Ear nose and throat surgeon here , the first shot you landed to the neck is quite possibly a lethal blow . I would expect significant blunt laryngo tracheal injury . The “patient” could easily die shortly massive swelling (edema) and bleeding into the airway and patient would in essence suffocate shortly after the injury . Not to mention the strong possibility of damage to the spinal column based on the slow mo footage .
    Absolutely terrifying what a simple stone may do

  • @danielwild.
    @danielwild. Місяць тому +5

    The skill of knapping flint,glass, or obsidian can be difficult to those unpracticed.

  • @damianayre2130
    @damianayre2130 13 днів тому +1

    You can make a sling much deadlier if you use 1 inch pure tungsten spheres, if you can make it work with 1 1/2 inch spheres then you have a god-level weapon. Those weigh over one pound, the one inch spheres are a little over 5 ounces so they wiil knock someone out but probably not kill them. If you are throwing into a crowd use a handful of 1/2 inch spheres.

  • @ollybobman_YT
    @ollybobman_YT Місяць тому +20

    I asked my teacher to play this video as it's to do with forces and energy and she did 😂🎉❤❤ keep it up

  • @matiasherrera7791
    @matiasherrera7791 21 день тому +2

    7:28 Toy joya🤙
    ✌Muy interesante kpo jajaja falto el gigante Saludos desde Argentina👋

  • @AmanDeep-gl6xe
    @AmanDeep-gl6xe Місяць тому +10

    1:30 had me laughing 😂😂😂 lol

    • @Han4de29
      @Han4de29 Місяць тому

      Discksular practice

    • @PinkDustst0rm
      @PinkDustst0rm Місяць тому

      I mean I would also cower seeing as aincent slings are capable of causing rockslides if use correctky

  • @NikLarson87
    @NikLarson87 15 днів тому

    That throat shot xD Skull fracture aside the throat shot was the best.

  • @pjen7198
    @pjen7198 Місяць тому +15

    The sling didn’t kill the giant it just knocked Goliath out. David cut his head off

    • @brandonverdugo5720
      @brandonverdugo5720 17 днів тому +8

      It probably got him. The cutting off the head with his own sword was probably a big middle finger to the philistine army for insulting Yahweh and Gods chosen; it also sent the philistine to a panic and route

    • @Stance1988
      @Stance1988 14 днів тому +3

      In other terms Jehovah god, the only true god.

    • @Nurse_Xochitl
      @Nurse_Xochitl 10 днів тому

      @@brandonverdugo5720 This.
      Not to mention David likely trained a lot, whereas Mike is inexperienced.
      Like Garand Thumb says, you gotta get out there and train.

  • @The_Conspiracy_Analyst
    @The_Conspiracy_Analyst Місяць тому +2

    Don't wind up multiple times with the sling. Just one semi-arc overhand is enough, and it's easier to be accurate that way. And oh yes the Atlatl (spear thrower) is good for a specific size of animals (ancient megafauna). There is some time from when you make a big movement to throw to when the spear(dart) hits. So if you try this against an agile, alert animal like a Whitetail Deer, it will invariably have time to duck, jump or run away. My hypothesis is that as the larger animals began to get more scarce, the Bow was invented out of the need for faster arrows needed to be effective against the smaller, more agile animals (deer, etc).

    • @cambodianginger
      @cambodianginger Місяць тому

      that right there is what a conspiracy analyst should sound like

    • @rkirke1
      @rkirke1 Місяць тому

      To this day Australian indigenous Aboriginal people still use a variant of the Atlatl (commonly called a Woomera here) to hunt kangaroos, which are pretty agile and alert. I think a huge part of it comes down to the hunter's skill and experience.

  • @RJERRSTUDIOS
    @RJERRSTUDIOS Місяць тому +3

    7:26 my guy became david

  • @Orzach221
    @Orzach221 8 днів тому

    Great Tests! although it should be noted, that while many slingers used rocks (specially for the purposes of hunting, or protecting one's flock), soldiers in antiquity usually fired lead bullets from slings against armored opponents instead of rocks

  • @skullknight3387
    @skullknight3387 Місяць тому +7

    Hey mike, can you make a video on handwriting improvement like I learned to write cursive fast and beautifully?
    As you have already learned to write with your non-dominant hand, you can also learn this.
    Please make a video on this if you like my suggestion.

  • @KiwiKoNZ
    @KiwiKoNZ Місяць тому +1

    King David had mad aim! ✨🎯✨

  • @rodrigoapaza8086
    @rodrigoapaza8086 Місяць тому +14

    BRO obsidian is sharper at a molecular level.
    Measuring it by cuting paper will be like mesuring the sharpness of a katana vs an axe cutting trees...
    The device you had measured the overal sharpness, all the peacks and valleys (so it shows "less sharpness"). Tou will need an really clean crack in order to see the sharpness of obsidian at that scale
    You will need a scanning electron microscope if you want to compare that kind of sharpness.

  • @legate-lanius
    @legate-lanius 13 днів тому

    I would love to see you use the sling with sharpened lead bullets ! awesome video btw, thank you for bringing more popularity to the sling

  • @yairfox2153
    @yairfox2153 Місяць тому +68

    saw this Video with zero views and I was like "omg am I the first one??" the comment section in respond: "hell nah" 🗿

  • @geogemini8528
    @geogemini8528 14 днів тому

    Great video! I've gotten into slinging for the last couple of years. They are a ton of fun, and you can always have one in your pocket on hikes, slinging at trees. For accuracy, I like my braided balearic style hemp one, but for speed, distance, and small rocks, I like my leather pouch one with 550 single strand cord. I've also been making them with my son's scout troop, and the kids are loving making and throwing them! The key is to just keep practicing. it's slow going but worth it.

  • @Barlakopofai
    @Barlakopofai Місяць тому +9

    Well to answer the starting question: Yes, because guns are designed to hit vital spots. It's like saying "Can my cleaver cut harder than this scalpel?" *proceeds to hit a slab of raw meat*

    • @gooblord9006
      @gooblord9006 Місяць тому

      ya it's the bullet's penetration that makes it so deadly. Having slightly less energy in a much more concentrated point is going to cause more damage. Still extremely deadly tho

  • @RobyYT-ni7rk
    @RobyYT-ni7rk 27 днів тому +1

    Since you are making your own weapons lately, I suggest and would like for you to make a homemade whip

  • @maxma3596
    @maxma3596 Місяць тому +5

    Finally it’s been 1 month

  • @saralink007
    @saralink007 Місяць тому +1

    Mike is the master of making weapons no matter what

  • @nyobiesmans4824
    @nyobiesmans4824 Місяць тому +6

    I have been waiting for this video since the ancient weapons video

  • @kemuelwilliams562
    @kemuelwilliams562 Місяць тому

    An interesting fact, the device you used to throw the spear/arrow is called an Atlatl. It's a very cool piece of engineering.

  • @BloxFruitsMaster29
    @BloxFruitsMaster29 Місяць тому +13

    8:35 matpat reference???

    • @oscarsalazar2652
      @oscarsalazar2652 Місяць тому +1

      No, just a phrase in English

    • @beefsupreme67
      @beefsupreme67 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@oscarsalazar2652 no sense of humor

    • @oscarsalazar2652
      @oscarsalazar2652 Місяць тому

      @@beefsupreme67 cry

    • @beefsupreme67
      @beefsupreme67 Місяць тому

      @@oscarsalazar2652 ive never seen someone get this salty bc they didnt get the joke

    • @oscarsalazar2652
      @oscarsalazar2652 Місяць тому

      @@beefsupreme67 I did get I'm just rage baiting

  • @DwayneJohnson-o4w
    @DwayneJohnson-o4w 4 дні тому

    You should try a sling stick. It's attaching your sling to a stick increasing your fulcrum power. Basically, making a mini trebuchet.

  • @Jorge-Barroso-Gamer
    @Jorge-Barroso-Gamer Місяць тому +18

    9:57 somebody explain what was the alarm abt pls

    • @mirkokujansuu183
      @mirkokujansuu183 Місяць тому +15

      Propably a test. Where i live its something like every first monday of a month the alarm systems are tested.

    • @boy1015
      @boy1015 Місяць тому +2

      Yeah sounded like a tornado warning tho

    • @Afonsosintrachannel
      @Afonsosintrachannel Місяць тому +2

      That was the sound of the alarm for the firefighters' lunchtime. In Portugal this sound is usually heard when we are near to a fire station at the luchtime

    • @Jorge-Barroso-Gamer
      @Jorge-Barroso-Gamer Місяць тому +1

      Ok thx

    • @Mastergamerz405
      @Mastergamerz405 Місяць тому +1

      @@boy1015 it might have been a tornado test, they do them at noon on the first friday of the month where I live

  • @pe8268
    @pe8268 Місяць тому

    I grew up hearing the story of David and Goliath countless times but I've never seen a proper video of a sling in action until this and I have to say I'm quite impressed! That thing packs one heck of a punch!

  • @kunfukid8401
    @kunfukid8401 Місяць тому +5

    In Indian mythology it is said as chakram is one of the oldest weapons in the world
    Can you try the chakram please

  • @ChadZLumenarcus
    @ChadZLumenarcus Місяць тому +1

    Oh please do the staff sling next and make a mini one.

  • @TheUnseenPath-X
    @TheUnseenPath-X Місяць тому +6

    You don't have guts to throw it through your chronograph 😂.

  • @TheFujac
    @TheFujac 16 днів тому +1

    as a kid in the 1970s we used to make throwing spears but we called them Dutch Arrows and we used a boot lace wrapped around the shaft of the arrow instad of the handle thing you're using here......they were pretty deadly 'toys' and we could lob them 100 metres without trying very hard (well, it seemed like 100 metres)..

  • @cornonjacobdotcom
    @cornonjacobdotcom Місяць тому +17

    You’re using the Bess machine wrong. None of your sharpness scores are remotely accurate.

    • @normanquednau
      @normanquednau Місяць тому

      Here is the expert. How do you do that then?

    • @cornonjacobdotcom
      @cornonjacobdotcom Місяць тому +13

      @@normanquednau putting random force behind the blade like shown will snap the test filament at an arbitrary point and actually favors blades w a jagged burr often. The point of the blade should be rested on the provided stand which is missing from all of these tests and the blade should be rested on the filament and slowly rocked back until the filament snaps.

  • @Voodoomaria
    @Voodoomaria 10 днів тому

    We used to make these slings as children, we used leather boot laces, and water-formed a leather pocket for it.
    Banned weapon though, and so we had to dispose of them.

  • @astralknightmage1342
    @astralknightmage1342 Місяць тому +3

    2:42 I spy "New text layer"

  • @Zero-sw3rv
    @Zero-sw3rv Місяць тому

    Man going to be on the most wanted list if he continues making deadly weapons

  • @XyndraNerd
    @XyndraNerd Місяць тому +5

    bro is literally the fruit ninja

  • @casienwhey
    @casienwhey 9 днів тому

    Interesting factoids about the Balearic Island slingers who served in the Roman army. They were highly specialized in using slings, basically training for years first as children, then young adults, then as soldiers. They could throw a projectile accurately up to 300 yards (three football fields) and could throw up to 7 projectiles a minute. Also, they could operate at a rate faster than archers. A group of them on the battlefield would be very close to having a group of men with rifles, and they could cause incredible damage to an opposing force.

  • @Cubix873
    @Cubix873 Місяць тому +6

    5:59 is end of sponsor

  • @skullknight3387
    @skullknight3387 20 днів тому +1

    Hey mike, can you make a video on handwriting improvement like I learned to write cursive fast and beautifully?
    As you have already learned to write with your non-dominant hand, you can also learn this.
    Please make a video on this if you like my suggestion.

  • @Bro_skis69
    @Bro_skis69 Місяць тому +6

    Love your videos

  • @Taj341
    @Taj341 Місяць тому

    I love to see an Obsidian Knife crafting video!