The Science of Waifu's

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  • @LilBoom
    @LilBoom 6 років тому +9123

    Don't judge my Waifu
    And I Wont End your Laifu

    • @nicholaspugh9877
      @nicholaspugh9877 6 років тому +87

      Lil Boom aye my boi i didn't expect to see you here

    • @AllGlassEmpty
      @AllGlassEmpty 6 років тому +17

      Lil Boom h

    • @7evan
      @7evan 6 років тому +91

      I Lose my Laifu,
      My Waifu ends
      YOUR Laifu

    • @Amirthespear
      @Amirthespear 6 років тому +5

      Q

    • @dawson9156
      @dawson9156 6 років тому +4

      Yuno gasei

  • @uncleravioli5272
    @uncleravioli5272 5 років тому +4310

    *WE NEED THIS TAUGHT IN SCHOOLS AROUND THE GLOBE ASAP*

    • @Bruh-dz1rw
      @Bruh-dz1rw 5 років тому +64

      Globe? The earth is flat fine sir, get your facts right can’t you see that I am one of 200 iq and super intellect. Your mind is so inferior that you cannot even fathom how flat the earth, it’s even more flat than loli’s chests.

    • @gumestine1525
      @gumestine1525 5 років тому +7

      @@Bruh-dz1rw tf

    • @7Tempest
      @7Tempest 5 років тому +22

      Comic Sans It’s a fucking donut

    • @AmbrynX
      @AmbrynX 5 років тому

      YAAAS

    • @disappointment3281
      @disappointment3281 5 років тому

      Spread it around the oblate spheroid

  • @-Kidzin
    @-Kidzin 5 років тому +5434

    This is just comedy gold with terrifying accuracy.

  • @averys1335
    @averys1335 3 роки тому +369

    I just want to appreciate the fact that this is a real video and that this is the timeline we're living in.

    • @critikasalihmeylani
      @critikasalihmeylani 3 роки тому +6

      He made alot of research to be a man of the culture.. Now its time to thing about our life choices.

    • @Ya-vm1fk
      @Ya-vm1fk 3 роки тому +2

      ahh fantasy,...what a dangerous thing

  • @urkeksi4490
    @urkeksi4490 6 років тому +655

    2000: "in 2018 we´ll have flying cars"
    2018: "Battleship waifus"

    • @Sparrow_Bloodhunter
      @Sparrow_Bloodhunter 6 років тому +28

      I mean... we technically do have flying cars now, they're just expensive as fuck.

    • @nikz1217
      @nikz1217 6 років тому

      We meet again

    • @petrkinkal1509
      @petrkinkal1509 6 років тому +1

      They're called aircrafts.

    • @krn7379
      @krn7379 6 років тому +1

      Urkeksi and vacuum waifus in hentai

    • @Mepphy99
      @Mepphy99 6 років тому

      Urkeksi that is what they meant

  • @Hugothester
    @Hugothester 6 років тому +6766

    I see Gigguk you are a man of culture.

    • @serafinhdz5435
      @serafinhdz5435 6 років тому +10

      hugothester ara ara, por que no haceis un top waifus unidades de total war XD

    • @justiney.7571
      @justiney.7571 6 років тому +22

      aren't we all?

    • @ezariogerion3138
      @ezariogerion3138 6 років тому +80

      Gigguk isn't a man of culture, he is a man of SCIENCE!

    • @GrowingDownUnder
      @GrowingDownUnder 6 років тому +7

      only men of culture watch keijo

    • @Joevinkelmaier
      @Joevinkelmaier 6 років тому +6

      I'm not sure if this video were supposed to feel educational... but it does. x)

  • @prettystupid3509
    @prettystupid3509 6 років тому +6683

    this is the science i like to study.

  • @poliwagpi4554
    @poliwagpi4554 4 роки тому +1168

    Though its mostly reffered to with its shortened term, C. A. N. C. E. R.
    Got me on the floor XD

  • @GaijinGoombah
    @GaijinGoombah 6 років тому +2875

    Starting the video: "Hey this is a good guffaw."
    Ending the video: "Jezus it actually makes sense..."

    • @z-san8237
      @z-san8237 6 років тому +42

      Gaijin Goombah Media A wild Goombah appeared

    • @elg6197
      @elg6197 6 років тому +37

      Gaijin Goombah Media
      Why am I not surprised you are here. ( *¡MatPatt, I found him!..*
      *I dont know, I think he's doing research, just get him already...*
      *No...*
      *we can not keep him, this isn't a daycare!* )

    • @davidszekedi2107
      @davidszekedi2107 6 років тому +2

      Gaijin Goombah Media why aren't you verified?

    • @HxH2011DRA
      @HxH2011DRA 6 років тому +5

      Oh shit waddup!

    • @daffyhat
      @daffyhat 6 років тому +8

      Oh good. Now I know I'm not completely insane.

  • @ubayyd
    @ubayyd 6 років тому +1065

    That cancer abbreviation was genius

    • @suzuyarei6366
      @suzuyarei6366 6 років тому +4

      ikr

    • @hab0272
      @hab0272 6 років тому +5

      Kind of edgy, yet fun. It may sound weird but I think humor may be the best cure against cancer from a psychological point of view.

    • @AtomicTridium
      @AtomicTridium 6 років тому +3

      ansaree97 so was the WAIFU one lmao

    • @oscarangeles5517
      @oscarangeles5517 6 років тому

      Hanzarius wuht?😂

    • @thetekksetter1356
      @thetekksetter1356 6 років тому

      I was crying in laughter for like 3 minutes straight.

  • @wifi-low
    @wifi-low 6 років тому +124

    I think the best thing about this video is the amount of time he spent photoshopping the waifus into stock science photos

  • @bransonstevens5914
    @bransonstevens5914 3 роки тому +67

    This man could easily be a professor, but instead teaches Advanced Waifu Theory on UA-cam.
    God Bless You, Garnt, you beautiful bastard.

  • @llwll_
    @llwll_ 6 років тому +467

    You’re my favourite teacher.

  • @DammitSinged
    @DammitSinged 6 років тому +2035

    _Thank you Gigguk , Very Educational._

    • @DinnerMeal
      @DinnerMeal 6 років тому +8

      DammitSinged indeed

    • @servantbyday
      @servantbyday 6 років тому +5

      "Llife is study."
      - Kintaro Oe

    • @ThatsNotGaming
      @ThatsNotGaming 6 років тому +2

      DammitSinged!

    • @eyemann5706
      @eyemann5706 6 років тому +4

      HHHMmmMmM
      *Poods voice*

    • @LMazwell
      @LMazwell 6 років тому

      Are you going to be the new Justin Y?

  • @thehippodude7042
    @thehippodude7042 5 років тому +1250

    I like how this is a joke but still makes sense.
    Does it makes sense or am I just stupid?
    I think it’s both....

  • @LoganAllec
    @LoganAllec 3 роки тому +476

    wait waifu doesn't just mean your wife?

  • @kevtron1991
    @kevtron1991 6 років тому +866

    That moment you realize this video required more research and time to put together than most college lectures. *Mind blown*

    • @eskreskao
      @eskreskao 6 років тому +103

      Shitposting is serious business.

    • @jwalker7079
      @jwalker7079 6 років тому +49

      This is most of gigguks vids

    • @ronalddomholdt4778
      @ronalddomholdt4778 6 років тому

      No it didn't, it really didn't. This is not research, this is utter garbage.

    • @TriToothbrush
      @TriToothbrush 6 років тому +2

      kevtron1991
      8:14 where tf can i find that list, plz help

    • @xforce6213
      @xforce6213 6 років тому +7

      Blah Blah You do know what shitposting is.... right?

  • @Kyotosomo
    @Kyotosomo 6 років тому +557

    This is easily one of the best videos you've ever put out, I was laughing my ass off the whole time! Fantastic job!

    • @mordi9286
      @mordi9286 6 років тому +1

      Kyotosomo Gahh! Kyotosomo senpai is here!😄 Can we count crossdressing Luciel as a Waifu?

    • @sootbehere9568
      @sootbehere9568 6 років тому +1

      Aaaaa I found you!

    • @D1ab0lical
      @D1ab0lical 6 років тому +1

      Kyotosomo Why are you laughing? This is a serious issue.

  • @theothertonydutch
    @theothertonydutch 6 років тому +417

    Does that mean we can antropomorphise Gigguk into a waifu?

    • @julianacheampong8853
      @julianacheampong8853 6 років тому +50

      Ja Kooistra u innocent child.
      U think it hasn't already been done?

    • @Aldini_to
      @Aldini_to 6 років тому +10

      wait... you haven't done that already?? gigguk is best girl only second to Demolition D (like Rin hahaha)

    • @Ramk0core
      @Ramk0core 6 років тому +11

      Wait, anthropomorphise Gigguk? Are you implying he's not even human?

    • @joaoborges1764
      @joaoborges1764 6 років тому +6

      How can an human have such creativity and talent at creating videos? Or be a fcking weeb who likes eromangasensei he as since long surpassed humanity

    • @pumpkingamebox
      @pumpkingamebox 6 років тому +3

      But he's a hu... HUUU... HUMAN! COugh

  • @sil-chrisredd2099
    @sil-chrisredd2099 4 роки тому +87

    I'm legitimately here for research purposes as my friend asked me to draw a waifu for him and now with this task as my burden I seek as much informarion on the subject as possible to satisfy him.

  • @typhoonzebra
    @typhoonzebra 6 років тому +621

    Jesus Christ, I'm gonna need all the sources... For research.

    • @smoloms
      @smoloms 6 років тому +11

      Same here. Can I have all sources used in the videos so that I may be able to verify the research that you have done Gigguk

    • @eldenctlhulhu7278
      @eldenctlhulhu7278 6 років тому

      That your friend is making

    • @trezayngounder558
      @trezayngounder558 6 років тому

      But a worthier cause you never find

    • @gamerjones7086
      @gamerjones7086 6 років тому

      TyphoonZebra I know 4, Aho girl, darling in the franxx, Mirai Nikki and umaru Chan.

    • @jacobmatteson9166
      @jacobmatteson9166 6 років тому

      Violet Evergarden was in there as well.

  • @temodeart
    @temodeart 5 років тому +1543

    WAIFU
    Why
    Am
    I
    Forever
    Unloved?
    *Crying in bed at 3am*

    • @weebachu9277
      @weebachu9277 4 роки тому +8

      Nekoman me and you both

    • @みゆき-p2c
      @みゆき-p2c 4 роки тому +7

      I guess im a waifu too.

    • @rvh1999
      @rvh1999 4 роки тому +5

      Nah man, just make the best life possible and - most importantly - don't focus too much on the women, more on your own life goals

    • @Epicality
      @Epicality 4 роки тому +4

      Crying In Bed At 6:42 am " watched all of rent a girlfriend, and konosuba in one sitting"

    • @Highriezher
      @Highriezher 4 роки тому

      If you don’t relate you have no humanity

  • @johnpauljones6701
    @johnpauljones6701 6 років тому +108

    7:42 Hang on, so you mean to tell me that Dio Brando was at one point a contender for best girl yet SpeedwaGONnn wasn't even considered? This must purely be the work of an enemy stand.

    • @Blasckk
      @Blasckk 6 років тому +2

      John Paul Jones nah, it's because those filthy casuals are unable to understand the potential of a top tier waifu like Speedwagon is...

    • @jeannecaelum5167
      @jeannecaelum5167 6 років тому

      Oh no we have To combine our Powers to reset that asap

    • @lv100Alice
      @lv100Alice 6 років тому

      the world don't deserve speedwagon

    • @johnpauljones6701
      @johnpauljones6701 6 років тому

      Kel - But Speedwagon would know how to turn your life into a running commentary whilst screaming simultaneously, who wouldn't want that?

    • @bsamaniac305
      @bsamaniac305 6 років тому

      bub1eboy The world *is not ready for* Speedwagon.

  • @Sigstus
    @Sigstus 5 років тому +3276

    We all know who is best girl
    you expected another speedwagon comment but it was me DIO!

  • @unidentifiedgodofdankstruc1510
    @unidentifiedgodofdankstruc1510 6 років тому +54

    7:37 You thought it was best Waifu, BUT IT WAS I, DIO!

  • @josueroberto7356
    @josueroberto7356 6 років тому +509

    The perfect scientific investigation doesn’t exi-

    • @sadweeb2672
      @sadweeb2672 6 років тому +6

      I want a degree in Waifuology plz.

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 6 років тому +1

      Sad Weeb
      Patrick: You set it to "M" for "Mature, functional adult" when you should have set it to "W" for "Waifu"!
      SpongeBob: Patrick, I don't think Waifu is a real word.
      Patrick: You know, SpongeBob, "My Waifu", "Your Waifu", "his, her, their waifu"...
      (Squidward looks down)
      Squidward: I wonder if a fall from the convention roof will kill me.
      (Pan back to Patrick as Patrick continues explaining Waifu terminology)
      Patrick: Waifuology, the study of Waifu! It's first grade, SpongeBob!
      SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm worry I ever doubted you.

  • @Rowosehip
    @Rowosehip 6 років тому +285

    "But people lewd them anyway"
    Yep.

    • @emmanuelwil-jeff
      @emmanuelwil-jeff 6 років тому

      CeToT it's the truth ppl need to hear as denying lolis aren't or can't be lewded denies hentai is a thing

    • @Godakuri
      @Godakuri 6 років тому

      CeToT I have kidnapped many lolis

    • @dvendddo7454
      @dvendddo7454 6 років тому +3

      Godakuri - can you elaborate sir? Oh no no no I'm definitely not a cop

    • @amolnar7033
      @amolnar7033 Місяць тому

      ​@@Godakuri FBI open up!

  • @GrAnDmAMiTtEnSS
    @GrAnDmAMiTtEnSS 4 роки тому +81

    Kawaii coefficient actually sounds kinda legit lol

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 6 років тому +906

    Of course Dio was top waifu once. _He_ is the origin point of many of the waifu tropes we've come to love.

    • @jaelee1996
      @jaelee1996 6 років тому +62

      I love getting that ROAD ROLLA dropped on my face, yes.

    • @eothorn3217
      @eothorn3217 6 років тому +5

      That is his Name

    • @juniorgunter7123
      @juniorgunter7123 6 років тому +17

      *Insert I see you everywhere comment*

    • @juzojuzo1806
      @juzojuzo1806 6 років тому +3

      do you have life outside of youtube? seriously how do you manage this :D

    • @juniorgunter7123
      @juniorgunter7123 6 років тому +13

      Juzo juzo You people act like typing UA-cam comments is heavily time consuming or something.

  • @Vc-cs6oz
    @Vc-cs6oz 6 років тому +366

    Can I Switch This Subject With Math On My School?

    • @seansimonalle8896
      @seansimonalle8896 6 років тому +5

      Call it anthropology and you can.

    • @mlg2237
      @mlg2237 5 років тому +5

      Call it wifefuology

  • @jinhunterslay1638
    @jinhunterslay1638 6 років тому +359

    Fun Fact:
    According to many otakus, the first "waifu" ever in history is Lum from the 1981 anime "Urusei Yatsura." Additionally, Lum is Also considered the first "moe" character ever.

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 5 років тому +26

      What should I do with this information?

    • @thomasallen9974
      @thomasallen9974 5 років тому +21

      Go into a dark room for privacy I guess

    • @CitizenKen01
      @CitizenKen01 5 років тому +16

      It is unclear but the oldest reports may actually put Trixie for the original 1960’s Speed Racer series although this phenomena may be to old to properly be examined by science.

    • @piccolo54trunks2
      @piccolo54trunks2 5 років тому +2

      She's also the icon of the future funk genre

  • @gamingpulse462
    @gamingpulse462 4 роки тому +113

    “But people lewd to them anyways”
    Rule 34 look it up

  • @LordPenguin-qx8td
    @LordPenguin-qx8td 6 років тому +218

    This man could sell me a penny for 10 bucks

    • @danialm7353
      @danialm7353 6 років тому +8

      Killer Penguin right? 😂😂🤦‍♂️
      Like it starts stupid and in the end you’re convinced 😂😂🤦‍♂️

  • @onewhosaysgoose4831
    @onewhosaysgoose4831 6 років тому +1357

    Vacuum cleaner in human form? You must be talking about my ex-wife.

  • @Jaded_Jinx
    @Jaded_Jinx 6 років тому +400

    The thumbnail is already gonna cause salt and fire

    • @GlowingSpamraam
      @GlowingSpamraam 6 років тому +34

      dead sea salt levels

    • @jetbean9157
      @jetbean9157 6 років тому +3

      Denisse Gonzales I am also mad

    • @emmyuwu5403
      @emmyuwu5403 6 років тому +12

      I don't even know who the pink hair girl is but she's still probably better than Tsu

    • @shtev2218
      @shtev2218 6 років тому

      Just to be 100% clear, we're talking about the punctuation?

    • @helbendt581
      @helbendt581 6 років тому +8

      I have already attained maximum salt at the thumbnail, and will now REEEEEEEEEEEEE in defense of Best Frog-Girl.

  • @adnitesean5005
    @adnitesean5005 4 роки тому +101

    "Anthromorpism only exist in japanese manga/anime"
    everyone tht has English as 1st language and calls their cars, trucks, ship "her" :
    "are you sure about that?"

  • @averageweeb7016
    @averageweeb7016 6 років тому +567

    My teacher won’t let me research this subject for some reason 🤔

    • @sadweeb2672
      @sadweeb2672 6 років тому +80

      Report them for discriminating your religion.

    • @joshuajohn5089
      @joshuajohn5089 6 років тому +32

      @@sadweeb2672 this is the only acceptable course of action

    • @lordpaulphilippfernandez9904
      @lordpaulphilippfernandez9904 6 років тому +29

      Average Weeb
      Maybe your teacher thought that this topic is beyond your level and his level of understanding and power.

    • @ReallyRyan.
      @ReallyRyan. 6 років тому +7

      Average Weeb
      Study for a degree in psychology and you can use it as a subject for a research paper or study on human attraction and why people are attracted to things like 2D girls. I know you weren't serious when you said that, but it might be actually interesting to research and figure out, just saying.

    • @captaincrust2180
      @captaincrust2180 6 років тому +3

      @@ReallyRyan. holy shit youre right that could make for a very good paper lol (seriously tho)

  • @skyalok
    @skyalok 6 років тому +86

    Melee music when discussing the meta was the correct choice

  • @TheBuildMiner210
    @TheBuildMiner210 6 років тому +925

    How can you stay serious when reading out a script like that xD

    • @waszner
      @waszner 6 років тому +64

      I'm pretty sure he can't.
      Or, actually he can. Through the power of editing. :D

    • @ExelArts
      @ExelArts 6 років тому

      waszner apparently the power of editing doesn't work are you would have edited your own post.

    • @waszner
      @waszner 6 років тому

      And you would have edited yours.

    • @ExelArts
      @ExelArts 6 років тому

      waszner no need to

    • @TheBuildMiner210
      @TheBuildMiner210 6 років тому +4

      @ExelArts Well , I don't know about you but the part "are you would have" sounds pretty odd to me maybe you intended the "are" to be an "or" ?

  • @japanesegrandpa
    @japanesegrandpa 4 роки тому +220

    i enjoyed vibing 4:24 until i heard 4:33

  • @FBIAgent-bv5if
    @FBIAgent-bv5if 6 років тому +1219

    Team Protecc
    No lewd

  • @oooppiikkk
    @oooppiikkk 6 років тому +98

    man i choose the wrong major.

  • @taigo_gaming6988
    @taigo_gaming6988 6 років тому +293

    I’m starting to wonder if Gigguk is the messiah

    • @drunkboi5887
      @drunkboi5887 6 років тому +3

      Tiago Teixeira is giguk is our saviour, i time people will understand his wisdom and all will bow down to him

    • @dragon5521
      @dragon5521 6 років тому +3

      Gigguk is the Second Coming of Demo

    • @MrMann-dw5uh
      @MrMann-dw5uh 6 років тому

      Then we should establish a *PILGRIMAGE* to his doorstep, in order to breathe his air and thank him for his wisdom.

    • @dvendddo7454
      @dvendddo7454 6 років тому +3

      Does that means that gigguk is a tsundere highschool girl in a short skirt?

    • @WarriorsEnd
      @WarriorsEnd 6 років тому

      I feel that Gigguk understands me on a spiritual level.

  • @CHEFPKR
    @CHEFPKR 4 роки тому +18

    This is the science lesson I never knew I needed.

  • @mZStarCraft
    @mZStarCraft 6 років тому +424

    How hard is this to understand?
    *Frogs come pre lubed*

    • @kizermason
      @kizermason 6 років тому +22

      miniZergling
      👌

    • @victory1014
      @victory1014 6 років тому +9

      miniZergling we have some uniquenameosaurs fan.

    • @XSanctusMalumX
      @XSanctusMalumX 6 років тому +32

      Sol Dalaris ive got you mate I've taken high school chemistry bases neutralise acids meaning if you drink enough alcohol you won't even notice your dick melting cause science and shit.

    • @thecookiespartan2823
      @thecookiespartan2823 6 років тому

      miniZergling 😉

    • @kevincarballo1
      @kevincarballo1 6 років тому +2

      Demons are always HOT!

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 6 років тому +497

    The exception to every rule is Dio freakin' Brando. He checks _every_ box for SSS-Class waifu.

    • @forza1sra
      @forza1sra 6 років тому +15

      Just Some Guy with a Mustache
      This is the first time I've seen you comment without a shit ton of likes.

    • @factionalhitman
      @factionalhitman 6 років тому +3

      Kaiki is best girl
      He was just being tsundere

    • @juniorgunter7123
      @juniorgunter7123 6 років тому +1

      Ah we meet again.

    • @sethh.2721
      @sethh.2721 6 років тому +12

      SSS++

    • @TatoAV
      @TatoAV 6 років тому +2

      so does kaiki

  • @ASwallie65
    @ASwallie65 6 років тому +113

    The lack of Kurisu in the video discredits the whole thing.
    For shame, Gigguk. For shame :'(

    • @shil4720
      @shil4720 6 років тому +14

      Kurisu? You mean Christina?

    • @JettAlone_
      @JettAlone_ 6 років тому +7

      christina = best tsundere

    • @thatmtrx1421
      @thatmtrx1421 6 років тому +6

      Minato284 K U R I S U T I N A *okabe's voice*

    • @nikhilaggarwal4167
      @nikhilaggarwal4167 6 років тому +2

      Yeah we have been dissapointed.

    • @vantuz8264
      @vantuz8264 6 років тому +3

      I can confirm this.

  • @gavinthejanitor
    @gavinthejanitor 4 роки тому +23

    4:33
    gigguk truly is a man of culture
    one can only dream of achieving such levels of culture

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 6 років тому +232

    6:35 Upper right hand corner Mah gurl hehe

  • @Miransi
    @Miransi 6 років тому +67

    Gigguk back with that quality content.

  • @KingCrayon420
    @KingCrayon420 6 років тому +1217

    Ravioli ravioli don’t Lewd the dragon loli

  • @svandalbear
    @svandalbear 4 роки тому +11

    6:30
    For those wanting to know the hentai is called Keyhole by the artist: Kondom
    78984 is the sauce

    • @zefanx1
      @zefanx1 4 роки тому +1

      doing the work of god i see

  • @EleosAnim
    @EleosAnim 6 років тому +384

    vacuum girl just sucks... because they're loud and usually wakes up the neighbor in the middle of the night when turned on.

    • @fauux3872
      @fauux3872 6 років тому +3

      Boi, do you want a medal?

    • @faysameru
      @faysameru 6 років тому +2

      Help this comment make it to the top pls!!

    • @km5405
      @km5405 6 років тому +3

      I bet vacuum girl sucks really good ;)

    • @CapyMartinBara
      @CapyMartinBara 6 років тому +1

      depending on how dirty your mind is, this discription can mean one thing or another *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

    • @eclair6477
      @eclair6477 6 років тому +1

      Martin XY That’s the point...

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +717

    I always knew you were a man of culture Gigguk.

    • @thethinker2372
      @thethinker2372 6 років тому +3

      two comments thats new

    • @misengine8981
      @misengine8981 6 років тому +18

      NOOooo WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE?!?

    • @Artoo44
      @Artoo44 6 років тому +18

      oh youve changed your profile... Anyway see you in the next vid i watch

    • @incarceratedGenetici
      @incarceratedGenetici 6 років тому +12

      people stop saying 'why are you everywhere' please god
      i mean you know the one thing that's more everywhere than Justin Y.? the fucking 'why are you everywhere' comments cause there's like 5 of them every fucking time as if people either don't read, or think what they're saying is more relevant that someone who said it already cause they're special somehow just by virtue of existing
      some people say Justin Y.'s comments are boring and unoriginal and so on but you know what's even worse
      the same fucking basic sentiment reworded infinitely every single time i click 'view replies' on one of his comments
      sometimes people repeating things get a pass from me because they might not have seen the first time or first hundred times it got posted but the fact that you're saying this already acknowledges you've seen his comments before which either means you can't read or you just don't care that you're spouting garbage that adds no value to existence and indeed pisses at least one person off as you might have noticed by now
      at least say 'oh, you again' or something not the same pointless (a question that isn't going to be answered is pointless by definition) and awkwardly structured question
      at least the comments telling him to leave or die or go fuck himself or just a simple 'no' make me feel something
      just consider, seriously consider, what effect you might have in the world by making that statement. the answer is none. people will just scroll past it because the message has been diluted a thousand times so far to the point where looking at the comment produces no meaningful impact on their thought processes. you aren't going to get an answer either, as you would know if you cared enough about the actual answer to the question to try and find out instead of just blathering your thoughts out to the internet in the hope you'll get validated by people even more moronic than you are.
      you know that nobody cares about you, right? about your surprise or your mixture of exclamation and question marks that blend together into a kind of confused alarm that is not at all what you felt when you made that comment? you're not important. you seriously think people are going to waste their time with your crap? you don't. because you don't think, you just type. or maybe you do and you're just brain dead. i have a hard time understanding your motivation here, which is why my suspicion is you don't have one apart from a subconscious desire for your thoughts to be recognised by others
      tl;dr STFU

    • @Artoo44
      @Artoo44 6 років тому +4

      so... dose my reply count as a why r u everywhere comment incarceratedGeneticist

  • @frostdragonking5336
    @frostdragonking5336 6 років тому +75

    It's interesting to see Gigguk becoming a professor in this side of science. Not many have been able to achieve such level of philosophy that even the most intelligent people in this worl- no this entire universe would be able to compete with such high quality of knowledge, intelligence and high level of charisma. It shows that the human's potential can exceed far beyond reality.
    Thanks for being the first actual Anime professor in the history of man kind.

  • @q3_dc2
    @q3_dc2 4 роки тому +63

    The Perfect waifu has:
    -A Top Hat
    -Blonde hair
    -and a scar on it's face.

    • @mylespacillas7886
      @mylespacillas7886 4 роки тому +5

      Is that a Jojos reference?

    • @nakulgoel5875
      @nakulgoel5875 4 роки тому +10

      SPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

    • @jadekennethlangres1557
      @jadekennethlangres1557 3 роки тому +1

      What a beautiful duwang.

    • @MotivatedStudent2000
      @MotivatedStudent2000 3 роки тому

      Ridiculous, Lucina is my love ❤

  • @SAkURAYOWA
    @SAkURAYOWA 6 років тому +219

    Someone gives this man a PhD.

    • @conquestv4024
      @conquestv4024 6 років тому +4

      Black panther :give this man a phD

    • @ynng
      @ynng 6 років тому +2

      A Phd in Waifology?

    • @jamescawl6904
      @jamescawl6904 6 років тому

      Ynng11626 Phd in Cancer.

    • @faresaljhani9695
      @faresaljhani9695 6 років тому +1

      but he has one already
      in sarcastology

    • @guccirotten3065
      @guccirotten3065 6 років тому +1

      I'm already sure he has a Pretty Huge Dick

  • @mfcoom9485
    @mfcoom9485 6 років тому +103

    You really blurr the line between bullshit and science.
    .
    .
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    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    I like that.

  • @JazzcrankMYFHC
    @JazzcrankMYFHC 6 років тому +310

    I just about vomited aswell when he said hu... hum... Human.

    • @xneffenx
      @xneffenx 6 років тому +19

      Luke-Marks those were dark times, past me disgusts me

    • @aitishkumar6574
      @aitishkumar6574 6 років тому +3

      Jazz Crank MYFHC
      WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!!!
      🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
      Bleugghhh! 🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @redluna046
      @redluna046 6 років тому +5

      What's a human?

    • @blackrainfire7465
      @blackrainfire7465 6 років тому +2

      Jazz Crank MYFHC. That ship got. destroy

    • @vladamirkalashnikov3704
      @vladamirkalashnikov3704 6 років тому

      Jazz Crank MYFHC
      A shame that he had to use naoki urasawa's monster for it, though.... that anime is 10/10

  • @starfishthrower486
    @starfishthrower486 Рік тому +3

    This man deserves a Nobel Prize and at least 3 research papers for his findings.

  • @justindesmond4457
    @justindesmond4457 6 років тому +61

    Husbando must be an entirely different beast...

    • @kingdarious9244
      @kingdarious9244 6 років тому +1

      Justin Desmond We don't need to touch that one

    • @moonlightray8493
      @moonlightray8493 6 років тому +7

      Yup, instead of fighting each other to determine the one single "best girl", us fangirls just collect husbandos and establish a reverse-harem for ourselves instead XD

  • @eddie9837
    @eddie9837 6 років тому +111

    This will be my future master degree so that I can pass on the next generation of the concept of waifu

    • @heloves23
      @heloves23 6 років тому

      You and Gigguk will be doing God's work BOI!!

    • @ronhar1412
      @ronhar1412 6 років тому

      Why do I feel like Japan will create the ability to gain a PHD in the concept of waifus?

    • @eddie9837
      @eddie9837 6 років тому +1

      heloves23 of course my humble child the next generation will be enlightened by our creation of this ideology.

    • @eddie9837
      @eddie9837 6 років тому

      Ronhar no me shit next thing you know they’ll be an anime with that concept

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +711

    Dude, forget Asuka vs Rei and Rem vs Emilia. Everyone knows the eternal waifu wars are between Speedwagon and Tequila Joestar.

    • @JB-qd5vl
      @JB-qd5vl 6 років тому +22

      Justin Y. You mean shrek

    • @HitmanGorilla131
      @HitmanGorilla131 6 років тому +17

      Brought to you by Speedweed

    • @MetronaJ
      @MetronaJ 6 років тому +10

      How long do you stay on youtube anyway?

    • @pc_screen5478
      @pc_screen5478 6 років тому +22

      Justin Y. For the love of god dude stop peeking in my room when I'm about to sleep it's getting creepy already

    • @cestalia
      @cestalia 6 років тому +9

      Is that new profile? Looking good

  • @sirachi5473
    @sirachi5473 4 роки тому +13

    Everybody gangsta until weebs start getting masters in waifulogy.

  • @Ken_neThT
    @Ken_neThT 6 років тому +353

    Even penguins are not immune to _sht taste_ ... That part though XD

    • @alexanderharrison7421
      @alexanderharrison7421 6 років тому +8

      hm, interesting
      now the experiment is to give an animal a (subjective but mostly agreed upon) good waifu
      and record data

    • @alexanderharrison7421
      @alexanderharrison7421 6 років тому

      wow, that was fast, got a like in about 10 minutes

    • @megalord2331
      @megalord2331 6 років тому +1

      Implying that Grape-kun has shit taste.

  • @d_wang9836
    @d_wang9836 6 років тому +100

    A waifu is like the square root of a negative number
    Imaginary

    • @mcbill7352
      @mcbill7352 6 років тому +2

      Duwang Man you legit helped me with my maths prep there
      Now I no what to put for root -3
      nothing

    • @fool5541
      @fool5541 6 років тому

      LOL

    • @tsuki1840
      @tsuki1840 6 років тому

      Math Jokes will never get old

    • @pewdiepiesfuturecommentmod5475
      @pewdiepiesfuturecommentmod5475 6 років тому +2

      My waifu is the square root of -100
      A solid 10 but also imaginary

  • @voiceofgrima1179
    @voiceofgrima1179 6 років тому +456

    Everyone knows that Pink Guy is the ultimate waifu
    Also, thigh-highs save lives

    • @iike9899
      @iike9899 6 років тому +10

      VoiceofGrima 117 Thick thighs save lives but thigh-highs are my demise.

    • @immattlaramee
      @immattlaramee 6 років тому +3

      Ore wa ochinchin daisuke nandayo!

    • @johnbandadesigns4605
      @johnbandadesigns4605 6 років тому

      And pink guys filthy franks bitch. Joji is the side bitch and salamander man is the unholy off-spring

    • @juliuspavilovskis4862
      @juliuspavilovskis4862 6 років тому +1

      Uhhh *no* Dade 4life #mhhaa

    • @larrys49
      @larrys49 6 років тому

      Pink Guy is Triple S tier

  • @tacticalwizard6358
    @tacticalwizard6358 4 роки тому +64

    1:43 Abandoning all sense of individuality....
    Wait a minute,...
    IS THAT A NEON GENESIS REFERENCE!!!!

  • @aa7146
    @aa7146 6 років тому +307

    *may I use this in my presentation?*

    • @justsomeone5314
      @justsomeone5314 6 років тому +2

      Could you please tell me who's the character to the left? 8:09
      I'm baffled at how similar she is to Asuka.

    • @aa7146
      @aa7146 6 років тому +1

      Just Someone girl from evangelion

    • @SoloMattRS
      @SoloMattRS 6 років тому +3

      All three are Asuka Langley Soryu in different artstyles in the EVA remakes compared to the original

    • @fbi855
      @fbi855 6 років тому

      LMAO your profile picture

    • @mrcarebu
      @mrcarebu 6 років тому

      Well, there is Soryuu and Shikinami Asuka Langley. But that's just alterverse naming. They are essentially the same person from slightly different stories.

  • @himacho8771
    @himacho8771 6 років тому +215

    Humanity has come so far

  • @JustAPotato1998
    @JustAPotato1998 6 років тому +225

    Everyday we drift farther from Talos...

    • @Fargoth_Ur
      @Fargoth_Ur 6 років тому +15

      Filthy Nord. This would have never have happened if the Tribunal were in charge.
      Vivec would have literally fucked every waifu outta existence.

    • @jamessever8936
      @jamessever8936 6 років тому

      Lol

    • @robbysmithy7292
      @robbysmithy7292 6 років тому +2

      we drift farther from the architects light

    • @dereach2084
      @dereach2084 6 років тому +18

      *Dire Thunders your Waifu My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?

    • @guts1859
      @guts1859 6 років тому +7

      *I SENSE TALOS WORSHIP*

  • @dylan6959
    @dylan6959 4 роки тому +7

    Friend: “So what you you watch on UA-cam?”
    Me:”It’s difficult.....”

  • @stuchly1
    @stuchly1 6 років тому +67

    this was so incredibly well-written!

  • @altrionzero
    @altrionzero 5 років тому +1521

    Speedwagon is automatically the best waifu

    • @DrORRB-qm7fl
      @DrORRB-qm7fl 5 років тому +17

      Kelpy G Us Speedwagon fans are gonna *keep pushin* him as best waifu and we’ll *roll with the changes* if it means we can *keep on loving you*

    • @trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866
      @trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866 5 років тому +10

      Yeah, he's my waifu too...

    • @williambenton6254
      @williambenton6254 5 років тому +8

      Speeedwagoń

    • @npc_bendytheslayer
      @npc_bendytheslayer 4 роки тому +4

      Well im not saying your wrong but zero two is half of number one

    • @dutchpangermanist5673
      @dutchpangermanist5673 4 роки тому +7

      @MC_ Chickenwing That's such a narrow minded view.

  • @Hokunin
    @Hokunin 6 років тому +143

    No waifu - no laifu

  • @ark-5941
    @ark-5941 2 роки тому +2

    Bruh, this needs to be taught at Harvard.

  • @oOSlushIceOo
    @oOSlushIceOo 6 років тому +120

    The only true waifu is Speedwagon

  • @edwardsimpson119
    @edwardsimpson119 6 років тому +88

    Anthropomorphized garbage bins.
    Literal trash-tier waifus.

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 6 років тому +201

    There is no credence in what Gigguk's final lesson is. That being said, have you guys ever noticed how hot a lamp is?

    • @finalgaming8053
      @finalgaming8053 6 років тому +3

      Just Some Guy with a Mustache LAMPS ARE MY FETISH!

    • @Trainboy1EJR
      @Trainboy1EJR 6 років тому +2

      Lol, that Christmas Story Leg Lamp! XD

    • @Fizzlepop72
      @Fizzlepop72 6 років тому +2

      Oh boy. Lamp lewding time

    • @captaincrank6028
      @captaincrank6028 6 років тому +1

      yes he didn't, I made the mistake of getting saw Chan we aren't seeing each other anymore I am with vacuum chan she can suck reeel goood

    • @Halophage
      @Halophage 6 років тому +2

      They do tend to get that way. I would recommend turning them off every thirty minutes where possible.

  • @spectrumthevideogame7167
    @spectrumthevideogame7167 4 роки тому +16

    Gigguk needs a Master Class. This level of thinking is on some PHD shit! 😂

  • @silvertipstudio9622
    @silvertipstudio9622 5 років тому +478

    Me: *raises hand*
    Every other anime fan: Yes?
    Me: is RWBY an anime?
    Every other anime fan:
    *Pulls out gun* we need to talk

    • @Sunnyboy-ob4xz
      @Sunnyboy-ob4xz 5 років тому +17

      But is it, on a technical level, still considered anime? I don't really watch it but the question has been bothering me lol

    • @MrIcecoldjustice
      @MrIcecoldjustice 5 років тому +4

      Rwby?

    • @_zealos_8213
      @_zealos_8213 5 років тому +11

      @@MrIcecoldjustice a 3D animated show by Rooster Teeth. It actually started on UA-cam, so go ahead and just scroll up and search!

    • @reddodeado301
      @reddodeado301 5 років тому +16

      @God Sammit
      Um sorry, but Speedwagon is from the 1800s in England, so no. He is very much real.

    • @liz_violet
      @liz_violet 5 років тому +5

      its animated, so its anime(ted).

  • @aa7146
    @aa7146 6 років тому +130

    *I'm so glad I'm subbed*

  • @wbnbn9670
    @wbnbn9670 6 років тому +375

    1:22 Hahahaha look at the guy on the right

  • @vigil5774
    @vigil5774 3 роки тому +4

    My friend: hey, do u know the science of waifus?
    Me: ahhh yes, have you ever heard of cancer?

  • @devildarlin1364
    @devildarlin1364 6 років тому +518

    And here I thought it was just a way to combat overpopulation.

    • @Antony2618
      @Antony2618 6 років тому +17

      Devil Darlin' with virtual reality advances and robot waifus in future its not so far away xD

    • @Artoo44
      @Artoo44 6 років тому +16

      thanos had an idea to get rid of overpopulation

    • @devildarlin1364
      @devildarlin1364 6 років тому +20

      and you know _why_ he did it?
      because he wanted his waifu, mistress death, to get rid of his blue -or should i say purple- balls
      but he keeps on getting cucked by deadpool.

    • @JakubWojciechowski933
      @JakubWojciechowski933 6 років тому +2

      Devil Darlin' It kinda is. Waifus are next step in the Mouse Utopia system, which will decrease number of kids and protect us from overpopulation when we will invent immortality.
      Yes, I put my aluminum foil hat on

    • @stygian3824
      @stygian3824 6 років тому +4

      Jakub Wojciechowski Can confirm. A statistic of 90% of male mice in that experiment died with a body pillow in hand. The protecc gene must be purified.

  • @SW33wNecie
    @SW33wNecie 6 років тому +184

    This shouldn't make any sense
    But it does

    • @hab0272
      @hab0272 6 років тому +3

      There's more truth in crazy sh!t than people like to admit. I think these weird internet culture phenomena will be taken very serious in future.

    • @refineries147
      @refineries147 6 років тому +1

      waiting for the day when someone legally marries a fictional character.

  • @JunkFoodKing
    @JunkFoodKing 6 років тому +144

    Man, TierZoo is getting weird.

  • @Lattellerr
    @Lattellerr 4 роки тому +5

    3:39 Funny you should mention Zero, Taiga, and Shana in particular, all three being voiced by Kugimiya Rie.

    • @dj2k460
      @dj2k460 3 роки тому

      I never realized Louise snd taiga were so much alike till this video its kinds scary how often manga and snime can copy and paste a character

  • @RenkoBocchi
    @RenkoBocchi 6 років тому +437

    Gap moe is a hidden factor.

    • @alltheworldatmyfeet
      @alltheworldatmyfeet 6 років тому +7

      Gap moe deserves more love.

    • @EpsilonLovesSharks
      @EpsilonLovesSharks 6 років тому

      I concur

    • @dinozero2
      @dinozero2 6 років тому +8

      There also childhood friend and blonde factor.

    • @bocchi2403
      @bocchi2403 6 років тому +1

      What is the definition of Gap Moe again? Isn't it one of the reason why Ugly bastard tag exists?

    • @RexZShadow
      @RexZShadow 6 років тому

      dinozero2 isn't childhood friend a death sentence in any anime that they stop using it XD?

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 років тому +1207

    All these Waifus are trash compared to Gigguk

    • @ohyes8117
      @ohyes8117 6 років тому +35

      Veridian Dammit, you were faster than me.
      Gigguk best waifu, yes.
      #nohomo

    • @thexenosaiyan
      @thexenosaiyan 6 років тому +1

      Veridian so true

    • @VSPhotfries
      @VSPhotfries 6 років тому +14

      Where do I get a Gigguk dakimakura?

    • @digi1071
      @digi1071 6 років тому

      Eyoo2.0 #Sosohomo

    • @filiberto8640
      @filiberto8640 6 років тому

      Sounds like you have low standards

  • @adapting212
    @adapting212 5 років тому +45

    I love how this goes from a scientific analysis to a gaming how to at the end

  • @matthewbeland8443
    @matthewbeland8443 5 років тому +4

    That’s why I love this channel. You never know what the next sentence, heck even the next WORD, is going to be, and once he says it, you just burst out laughing at the absurdity of the idea while it is also 100% true!

  • @mootje7891
    @mootje7891 6 років тому +684

    LEWD
    Love
    Every
    Waifu
    Dearly

  • @DeeEm2K
    @DeeEm2K 6 років тому +29

    *WAIFULOGY IS MY FAVOURITE SUBJECT*

    • @manuelkfc7916
      @manuelkfc7916 6 років тому +2

      Dark Mage why we don't have this great subject in all Schools? The kids would be be better humans beings..... Or ending it.

  • @mehdiradenen4849
    @mehdiradenen4849 5 років тому +681

    There is no discussions to have, Speed Wagon is the best waifu

  • @RiceBowlS3
    @RiceBowlS3 3 роки тому +1

    Hey guys, it’s 6 fucking am and I can’t fucking sleep.

  • @dillonnelson3046
    @dillonnelson3046 6 років тому +26

    If I showed this to my dad, he’d kick me out

  • @aguywithalotofopinions412
    @aguywithalotofopinions412 6 років тому +25

    The fact that I recognized almost all the waifus in this video says I gotta get out more.

    • @l33tsamurai
      @l33tsamurai 6 років тому

      Michael Mello
      On the other hand it means much of the humor did NOT go over your head like it did mine...

    • @naransolongoboldbayer8030
      @naransolongoboldbayer8030 6 років тому

      Michael Mello Honestly same. Except i do get out more
      I just don’t do anything outside

  • @w_g_5427
    @w_g_5427 6 років тому +81

    Robert E.O. Speedwagon is the best waifu

    • @gamaholics8556
      @gamaholics8556 6 років тому +9

      QorLeS! Indeed

    • @lovebeat5544
      @lovebeat5544 6 років тому +17

      A true man of culture.

    • @noahboddie3482
      @noahboddie3482 6 років тому +16

      A man of true enlightenment I see.

    • @manuelkfc7916
      @manuelkfc7916 6 років тому +1

      QorLeS! I thought that was Danny, oh wait, no furries allowed in meta-competition

  • @maverickgriffin6609
    @maverickgriffin6609 4 роки тому +16

    Everyone: enjoying the vid
    Me: *working my ass off to try remember what show the waifu is from*