@@gumby3057 It would be a horrible idea to make sex offenders do that. A lot of people wouldn't sign and some might even attack him. Plus the neighbors don't want him coming to their door anyway.
The thing that always strikes me as odd in hallmark films is how each film takes place in a small town where absolutely no ugly people exist. Virtually everybody in every town is a model of not a supermodel. 😅
@@andreinybakken9252 I dont know about her but Lacey Chabert is in alot of them because they have her on a lucrative contract and she is probably not high on the list for other roles so gotta just go where the money is...
@emerybayblues Not really. I’ve traveled my fair share. Whether it’s Bollywood, Spanish soap operas, Korean soaps, even in South African television, they usually try to cast the most attractive actors and actresses among the population.
Oh, yeah, it's like nothing really. $70,000 worth of back surgery, ten months of physical therapy and 2,000 bottles of Jack Daniels and I feel like a whole new guy.
Totally accurate , he's not the guy for her .the guy that will appear later that she falls in love with and kisses at the end will have not shaved his face for 2 or 3 days .my wife watches this and I think it's mind numbing
All have the same sickening mushy plot. Almost like p*rn without the gratuitous nudity. My wife watches them all the time. It could be in the middle of June, and my wife is watching the Christmas movies.
It may be unrealistic drivel formed into 1 of 5 basic plots, but it's heartwarming, comfortable, and fun unrealistic drivel! My Papi and I love us some Hallmark Christmas!
Saw someone commenting that this should have been the title on the other vid, also thought last time the punchline was going to be sex offender related and i see it was too good to pass up on lmao the no at the end sealed it
"public urination" 1:45 My nephew LITERALLY faced that door knocking future for like 'bizarro number of years or so' for "public urination@ because he walked outside of a bar, into the cold night. All bars have a "no re-entry policy" (of course). Plus that bar and the few others (late evening, only the bars were open)'had waiting lines. Well, my nephew saw the small "Park" nearby - actually, some trees and some benches because alcohol sales brings in more revenue than peace of mind and nature. He walked there, hid behind a tree, started "watering it" and BAM! A cop had followed him in there... Arrest, court date, lawyer, all of it BUT he had a clean record, a good job, etc, so? "Probation". "If only my nephew ran a healthcare insurance company" so that media could praise him and blame trees, people in line at the bars, etc.
Hi, I'm the prince of an unknown Scandinavian country with gobs of cash. Hi I'm a very independent woman who knows everything about how to run a business but for some reason my company is about to go out of business due to poor management and lack of sales. No problem I'll throw a party with my extremely rich friends and you can supply your otherwise unknown product. OK but I'll belittle you for helping and assert how independent I am. That seems like a fair deal, I wouldn't want any grattitude or appreciation from an strong independent woman. Good news, through my amazing business accumin, my business will survive until your next big party with no thanks to you!
You mean there's other Hallmark Christmas scripts besides "beautiful young woman goes off to the big city becomes super successful, meets equally successful man. But, as she visits her hometown for the holidays, discovers that small-town values are superior to urban ones and that her high school boyfriend, just a lowly mechanic, is who she should have been with all along."
I wasn't able to finish the last one I watched, but it was not "lowly mechanic"... it was "semi-pro hockey player that isn't going to make the big leagues but is drawn to youth coaching because his NHL playing dad never had time to coach him".... otherwise, exactly accurate for the plot description.
Parts of a Hallmark movie were filmed in our community. When it came out we locals were invited to a free screening in our Community Hall. It was a typical silly, lame plot with pretty ordinary acting. It was the usual formula of a girl and a guy and a bad guy etc. There was one scene where the girl is in this meadow and had suddenly realized who the bad guy is. It's the guy who is right there with her at that moment. He's going to kill her but she takes off and runs to a grove of trees. These trees are rather small oak trees with trunks that measure about maybe 12" in diameter. The bad guy is coming and she runs to a tree and attempts to hide behind it. At that moment the entire audience burst out laughing. It was SO ridiculous. Fortunately none of the creators of this movie were present at this screening.
The way he says "no"! 😂 10/10 delivery
And the look beforehand, yeah, made the entire skit.
@@shawnn7502 them dead eyes...
" from snowflake high " 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The acne and the scoliosis cleared up 😂😂😂
Four years from high school to partner in a big law firm? That checks out....
And an internet search shows sax offenders are NOT required to personally notify their neighbors about their status.
@@gumby3057 They should be, though.
@@gumby3057 It would be a horrible idea to make sex offenders do that. A lot of people wouldn't sign and some might even attack him. Plus the neighbors don't want him coming to their door anyway.
Just ask Mike Ross!
Now you tell me.
"To our loyal followers. We know this is an old one. "
Thanks, I feel acknowledged!
We thank you for your service
The thing that always strikes me as odd in hallmark films is how each film takes place in a small town where absolutely no ugly people exist. Virtually everybody in every town is a model of not a supermodel. 😅
I can’t help but notice that the actors & actresses always look like discounted versions of A List Hollywood celebs 😅
I feel like I’ve seen Jessica Chastain in every one of these, but probably just a lookalike.
@@andreinybakken9252 I dont know about her but Lacey Chabert is in alot of them because they have her on a lucrative contract and she is probably not high on the list for other roles so gotta just go where the money is...
I wonder if it is an American thing - this expectation of actors to look attractive.
@emerybayblues Not really. I’ve traveled my fair share. Whether it’s Bollywood, Spanish soap operas, Korean soaps, even in South African television, they usually try to cast the most attractive actors and actresses among the population.
...doesn't mean we can't go for a coffee some time 😀
Chip: "I can't go within a mile of a school, and the only coffee shop in town is down the street from the elementary school."
The way he just stood there in silence 😂
I'm gonna watch this repost every Christmas season again. It just hits different. I love it.
Please please please just a weekly release of these until Christmas. Your comedy style brings me to life!
"Scoliosis cleared up..." What?!?!? lol.
Oh, yeah, it's like nothing really. $70,000 worth of back surgery, ten months of physical therapy and 2,000 bottles of Jack Daniels and I feel like a whole new guy.
@ 🤣
acene can clear up scoliosis no.
Nothing wrong with a repost when the video is this good!
Totally accurate , he's not the guy for her .the guy that will appear later that she falls in love with and kisses at the end will have not shaved his face for 2 or 3 days .my wife watches this and I think it's mind numbing
it is mind numbing.
OMG!!!😂😂😂😂
I Know exactly where you coming from.
And that becomes they yardstick in which your relationship is measured, subconsciously or not.
All have the same sickening mushy plot. Almost like p*rn without the gratuitous nudity. My wife watches them all the time. It could be in the middle of June, and my wife is watching the Christmas movies.
@@louiselloyd1523 and that is why they are watched
Ya'll have so many NEAR identical videos that I didn't realize this was a straight up repost until the very end.
Isn’t that sad
I think that's the point.
@@protalghulnist4126it is not sad because that is the whole point of Hallmark movies, which is the joke.
@@rkturty The fact that they post so many near identical videos is what's sad
@ when it’s literally the whole point of these videos, no it isn’t. It’s called commitment to the bit.
The "No." was the highlight of the video!
swear to god we need more of these bruh keep it up
TOTALLY did not expect THAT! 🤣🤣🤣 My wife watches all these shows while crying and I was going to send it to her as a tease, but no. I won't!
you should
@@johnliamandmitch 😆I did. She hasn't opened it yet...
@@2TrackMind-c6i tell us how it went. We're all invested now
Wow that mirror-reversed Patagonia jacket must be a collector's item.
I have a Hallmark movie idea... Scarface shows up at her door with a petition.
"you little cockaroach, say hello to my little friend"
If this were realistic, she’d be a mother of 3 with 3 baby-daddies.
😂😂😂 exactly
And he'd have 6 shitty jobs and be an oddly successful social media influencer.
a black, a mexican , and an ethiopian
@@mlongpre100Lol. No white, seeing as how she's white? 🤔😆
Hed be in the same circumstances, with a record, no degree and in between jobs.
This would probably be the only Hallmark Christmas I would ever watch, as you can get tooth decay and diabetes from the others.
It may be unrealistic drivel formed into 1 of 5 basic plots, but it's heartwarming, comfortable, and fun unrealistic drivel!
My Papi and I love us some Hallmark Christmas!
😂😂😂 what in the actual fuck! This set up was too pure. All the openness and joy 😅… and the lead in with “ok you just pissed yourself in public right?”
They still end up together in the end.
She pulls a few strings with her big connections and gets him off the registry
They have to have a fight first before that can happen. It's a must in every Hallmark script.
lol this video is an amalgamation of the comments section of the other videos. hilarious
Well this took a dark turn.
Don't they all?
Yeah, I thought he was gonna tell her that the beloved biscuit shop was going to become The Glazed Gash "gentleman's club"
I love how different the two downward glances are.😂😂😂😂
so glad to see more comments and views on these videos, honestly love every one of these videos. most underrated channel out there
I will watch anything with Vanessa in it
Indeed
@carloscampo9119 it could just be her sitting watching paint dry in silence and I'd watch it
@@No_True_Scotsmanthis episode of Sesame Street brought to you by the letter H and the number 69.
#HisforHorny
I love the idea that there could be as many of these as there are hallmark holiday productions, you'll probably need some help though.
Saw someone commenting that this should have been the title on the other vid, also thought last time the punchline was going to be sex offender related and i see it was too good to pass up on lmao the no at the end sealed it
Man, everyone is starting to think a like. This is good for the team.
Great short video. Hilarious. Good pacing and length
When will the full-length movie become available? 😂
My dad's biscuit shop.😂
My dog is a biscuit shop.
"public urination" 1:45 My nephew LITERALLY faced that door knocking future for like 'bizarro number of years or so' for "public urination@ because he walked outside of a bar, into the cold night. All bars have a "no re-entry policy" (of course). Plus that bar and the few others (late evening, only the bars were open)'had waiting lines. Well, my nephew saw the small "Park" nearby - actually, some trees and some benches because alcohol sales brings in more revenue than peace of mind and nature. He walked there, hid behind a tree, started "watering it" and BAM! A cop had followed him in there... Arrest, court date, lawyer, all of it BUT he had a clean record, a good job, etc, so? "Probation".
"If only my nephew ran a healthcare insurance company" so that media could praise him and blame trees, people in line at the bars, etc.
😂 Thanks for this!
"No..... by any chance is is your little brother or sister sister home?"
Chip Buckle! Haha!
All hallmark shows are literally the same love story plot line just with different models, and they all take place around Christmas
They need to do a whole series of these with different scenes 😂
Brilliant LOL !! (but you've ruined my diet of Xmas romcoms)
Heterochromic Zac Efron sells every one of these sketches so well.
I did not see that coming 😂
Easy way to sum up every Hallmark movie: they fall in love in the end.
To truly invoke the spirit of Hallmark, the final scene has to include the phrase "Merry Christmas" repeated back and forth to all of the characters
I want to see more of the actress playing Christa (She`s really cute) PS: I am not a registered sex offender.
Went from being a Hallmark movie to Lifetime one!
There wouldn’t *be* any Hallmark movies if they were even remotely realistic.
Strong work!
Awesome video
She would probably be irresistibly drawn to him now 😂
Wait, wasnt the original just a tab bit longer?
Glad to know that scoliosis cleared itself up!
Hi, I'm the prince of an unknown Scandinavian country with gobs of cash. Hi I'm a very independent woman who knows everything about how to run a business but for some reason my company is about to go out of business due to poor management and lack of sales. No problem I'll throw a party with my extremely rich friends and you can supply your otherwise unknown product. OK but I'll belittle you for helping and assert how independent I am. That seems like a fair deal, I wouldn't want any grattitude or appreciation from an strong independent woman. Good news, through my amazing business accumin, my business will survive until your next big party with no thanks to you!
Exactly. Thank you
He should've not answered the public urination question but just smiled and left.
Hallmark giving the warm and fuzzies all over
Well that took a turn
You got that clean sterile yet over saturated look that they have.
A Reg SA from Snowflake High~I just cannot😮😅!!
Keep the obligatory Golden Retriever away from this guy.
Full disclosure: I didn't watch this video, I only clicked because the redhead on the thumbnail is cute!
Well....... that got dark quickly
The best one was What the deaf man Heard.
,, how is life in the big city?,, 😂😂😂
Vanessa St. Clair is Olivia Cooke on a budget. (intended as compliment)
In what world is it realistic that a 23 year old would be made partner of a big city law firm?
Hallmark, so forget realistic, lol (PS; they get together at the end!)
Hunter Biden 🥃🔥🤣
Small town yes where there’s no one else.
That's a shame. I was totally invested.
That’s pretty funny. And I’ll bet it’s happened before.
Another classic brought to you by, The Hallmark Theater Group.
well,this was awkward,have a nice day 😬
now THIS is a repost i want to see
Oh shit!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Crazy u had to repost this🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know it's a repost, but nonetheless chemistry-wise, Mitch + Vanessa > Mikey + Claire. There, I said it
If they were realistic more Hallmark actresses would jump out of hospital windows to escape...
Nailed it
Chip really needs to work on his groundhog day comments with Christa.
These will never not be so funny
Oh, that's funny!
Wish I went to Snowflake High lol
If he looked like Jeremy Meeks she wouldn't care.
Lol......nice.
For all the years I'm forced to Hallmark with my wife cause she wont watch anything else.......THANKYOU.
You mean there's other Hallmark Christmas scripts besides "beautiful young woman goes off to the big city becomes super successful, meets equally successful man. But, as she visits her hometown for the holidays, discovers that small-town values are superior to urban ones and that her high school boyfriend, just a lowly mechanic, is who she should have been with all along."
I wasn't able to finish the last one I watched, but it was not "lowly mechanic"... it was "semi-pro hockey player that isn't going to make the big leagues but is drawn to youth coaching because his NHL playing dad never had time to coach him".... otherwise, exactly accurate for the plot description.
I know it's a repost but it's so funny I'm fine with it
Oopsies 🤣🤣🤣
That took a dark turn. Wow. 😂
We'll that got dark..
Quick.
clean up the audio using adobe speech enhance or something, background noise is a little too noticeable.
Good ear. I think it made it worse when I tried it. Mitch will just not be a jack ass and record sound better in the future.
@@johnliamandmitch lol
I CACKLED
Snowflake High. 😂
And I thought the "in love with your sister hallmark movie" was bad lol
He's running for Congress.
There’s no easy way to say this, so I’m just going to come out and say it….. I LOVE THIS SKITS!!!!
That did not go where I thought it was going to go.
Parts of a Hallmark movie were filmed in our community. When it came out we locals were invited to a free screening in our Community Hall. It was a typical silly, lame plot with pretty ordinary acting. It was the usual formula of a girl and a guy and a bad guy etc. There was one scene where the girl is in this meadow and had suddenly realized who the bad guy is. It's the guy who is right there with her at that moment. He's going to kill her but she takes off and runs to a grove of trees. These trees are rather small oak trees with trunks that measure about maybe 12" in diameter. The bad guy is coming and she runs to a tree and attempts to hide behind it. At that moment the entire audience burst out laughing. It was SO ridiculous. Fortunately none of the creators of this movie were present at this screening.
That ending ain't gonna see a Hallmark moment.
This Hallmark Christmas movie was filmed at the end of May and is as ersatz as powdered milk 🥛
They're a million times more realistic than Tyler Perry movies
She has flashes of looking identical to Olivia Cooke and it's freaking me out