Barbie games but I am a 26 year old man

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  • @IHavePockets
    @IHavePockets 5 років тому +7321

    *Plays a game with “12 dancing princesses” in the title*
    Kev: Why are they all dancing?

    • @icywind17
      @icywind17 5 років тому +94

      The same thing I thought :D
      Plays " *12* dancing princesses". After just one dance "I thought we're done with this section of the game" :D

    • @McDADDyK
      @McDADDyK 5 років тому +95

      "PRESS X TO SKIP TUTORIAL"
      PRESSES X
      3 seconds later "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? WHAT AM I DOING?!"

    • @cosmofire5657
      @cosmofire5657 4 роки тому +45

      he's got a point: sure, they're dancing, but why are they dancing? are they sacrificing the weakest princess?

    • @alertaidiota6227
      @alertaidiota6227 4 роки тому +14

      @@cosmofire5657 watch the movieeeee

    • @ButterflyScarlet
      @ButterflyScarlet 4 роки тому +12

      @@cosmofire5657 there's a movie and it's based off a fairytale

  • @ahobbit1273
    @ahobbit1273 5 років тому +3927

    “Watch out for Brutus!”
    *someone suddenly appears behind Barbie and stabs her in the back for political reasons*

    • @Rose-ef2cm
      @Rose-ef2cm 5 років тому +108

      I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
      BRUTUS? THE ROMAN GENERAL BRUTUS????

    • @blumpet6250
      @blumpet6250 5 років тому +11

      It was at 117 likes and when i liked it it jumped up to 121 xD

    • @emmajeema
      @emmajeema 5 років тому +135

      YOU NEED A STRONG UNDERSTANDING OF ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS TO UNDERSTAND THE TWELVE DANCING PRINCESSES LORE

    • @jakethejake1772
      @jakethejake1772 5 років тому +43

      @@Rose-ef2cm im bothered by the fact you called him a general, when he was a senator

    • @beastchan8180
      @beastchan8180 5 років тому +70

      *All of the 12 princesses gather together and conspire to assassinate Barbie*

  • @Lily80278
    @Lily80278 4 роки тому +4332

    it's incredibly validating to know this game had shitty controls and my inability to ever finish this game as a kid wasnt (entirely) due to being, y'know, 6.

    • @m4tta
      @m4tta 4 роки тому +147

      legit same this was the hardest thing I ever did when I was 5

    • @DiaNa-wf4hw
      @DiaNa-wf4hw 4 роки тому +34

      I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one like that

    • @moistorphan
      @moistorphan 4 роки тому +79

      not to brag or anything but i finished this game at the same age

    • @just_foxy35
      @just_foxy35 4 роки тому +24

      I could finish the game within two hours. I know that because as a child I only could sit at the PC for two hours a day. And I usually played few more of the mini games afterwards... (but like I was 8 or so when I first got the game so..)

    • @bellatonche4344
      @bellatonche4344 4 роки тому +55

      My sister got this game at 6. And me as a 12 year old hated it because she expected me to just finish it for her and was confused when I kept insta dieing too.

  • @bliss1819
    @bliss1819 5 років тому +8774

    it’s almost like kevin isn’t invested in the lore of the barbie: the twelve dancing princess cinematic universe 🙄

    • @lexiepalmer3565
      @lexiepalmer3565 5 років тому +183

      Honestly!

    • @ObligedUniform
      @ObligedUniform 5 років тому +403

      But how could that be? It's such a rich and vibrant history!

    • @catalinadiaz7235
      @catalinadiaz7235 5 років тому +200

      ObligedUniform Genevieve was my queen

    • @sorox1234
      @sorox1234 5 років тому +199

      Barbie: Endgame

    • @Rocca000
      @Rocca000 5 років тому +92

      I'm a 2007 kid and even I've watched all the old barbie movies

  • @rachaelliz9495
    @rachaelliz9495 5 років тому +2083

    Kevin: **purposefully skips backstory**
    Also Kevin: **complains about not knowing backstory and blames game**

    • @icollectstories5702
      @icollectstories5702 5 років тому +53

      But would he make it through the whole cut scene if he tried? I have doubts!

    • @xweert711
      @xweert711 5 років тому +70

      ikr, this is the most engaging and deep story of the last century and Kevina just skips it

    • @mellothemarsh
      @mellothemarsh 5 років тому +20

      I think he skipped the back story because he has ptsd because of the my high school dreams game...

    • @CrashperM
      @CrashperM 5 років тому +11

      Welcome to the channel Rachael!

    • @Indichann
      @Indichann 5 років тому +8

      good job pointing out the joke!

  • @spoiled_lacrimosa
    @spoiled_lacrimosa 4 роки тому +5992

    I’m a flute player and I can confirm that we keep the parts of our flutes in trees

    • @naturazpolski9213
      @naturazpolski9213 4 роки тому +143

      I thought I'm the only one who do it

    • @embop1266
      @embop1266 4 роки тому +109

      as another flute player i can also confirm

    • @kimmyputriraditya9379
      @kimmyputriraditya9379 4 роки тому +88

      What you put your flute parts in the tress?
      I thought your suppose to put them in your neighbour's rose bush

    • @naturazpolski9213
      @naturazpolski9213 4 роки тому +60

      @@kimmyputriraditya9379 Sometimes it happens too. There are few camps of people arguing about where to put our flute's parts

    • @alias201
      @alias201 4 роки тому +31

      I personally like to put them in my shrubbery

  • @sophiacrandall3678
    @sophiacrandall3678 5 років тому +10261

    I demand Kevin watches Barbie and the 12 Dancing Princesses so he understands the lore first then plays this again

    • @wongledongle340
      @wongledongle340 4 роки тому +418

      That was my second favorite barbie movie right after the rapunzle one.
      Those movies were my childhood

    • @wongledongle340
      @wongledongle340 4 роки тому +296

      @@blvckemo_ from what I was aware of, most of the female gender is in fact real.
      And I also imaginary murdered all my dolls, so I don't know what that makes me

    • @avery1452
      @avery1452 4 роки тому +89

      tingle dingle? i used to have one where the mean girl clique would kill the main mean girl and i’d wrap her in toilet paper and put her in a chest thing that we had. then she’d haunt everyone so idk what that makes me

    • @emmad4308
      @emmad4308 4 роки тому +188

      @@blvckemo_ that's ... Not how that works. That's like saying all men are violent because action figures. Or video games, which is BS.
      Also, games aimed at children, young girls especially, suck, so bare that in mind. Seriously they are overall awful and it's amazing that I managed to even get into gaming because of the sheer rubbish that are games aimed at girls.
      Tldr: don't generalise and stereotype groups of people
      And for the love of God, please don't use the term female when referring to women online. Most women don't really like it because the guys that use it tend to be not nice (putting very mildy). You come across as kinda young from your comment, so just a heads up if you weren't aware

    • @mxaussiejay5269
      @mxaussiejay5269 4 роки тому +32

      Not even, he just needs to watch the damn cutscenes lmao

  • @stolen.teh.tealeafs
    @stolen.teh.tealeafs 5 років тому +1516

    Barbie the whole game: “You’re doing great sweetie!”

    • @unixerse297
      @unixerse297 5 років тому +56

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    • @aloskss
      @aloskss 5 років тому +10

      XXXSlymac XXX The fuck dude?

  • @luanita307
    @luanita307 4 роки тому +1894

    "How am I supposed to know which gem is from who?"
    Me who watched the movie +10 times: oh, you see-

    • @olwynlamberti
      @olwynlamberti 4 роки тому +132

      Yeah, I remember being able to call all of them off my head, but not any more. Now I really want to watch barbie in the 12 dancing princesses.

    • @Marigold11037
      @Marigold11037 4 роки тому +31

      @@olwynlamberti _do it_
      A lot of the old movies are free on youtube, or a sight called kisscartoon

    • @Meliss_Ar
      @Meliss_Ar 3 роки тому +9

      I used to be obsessed with it

    • @DodgyDaveGTX
      @DodgyDaveGTX 3 роки тому +48

      Barbie had 12 princesses. Jesus had 12 disciples. Coincidence?? 😉

    • @angycat4262
      @angycat4262 2 роки тому +10

      @@DodgyDaveGTX but Barbie was one of the 12

  • @frenchtoast6792
    @frenchtoast6792 5 років тому +1568

    "I don't know how she gets inside 12 dancing princesses, I assume she murders them and cuts them open"
    _There are two types of people_

    • @exosproudmamabear558
      @exosproudmamabear558 5 років тому +57

      One that cuts them open and one that eats them?

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 років тому +17

      I’m the third type I guess

    • @xxXXRAPXXxx
      @xxXXRAPXXxx 5 років тому +40

      Barbie is a Futa confirmed.

    • @casinhamagica6383
      @casinhamagica6383 5 років тому +67

      i thought she was lesbian

    • @sinnerthesinful552
      @sinnerthesinful552 5 років тому +44

      Actualy the first thing that came to mind was that she cuts herself in pieces and the 12 princesses eat the pieces

  • @TwinkleTwinkleTruly
    @TwinkleTwinkleTruly 5 років тому +2239

    Kevin: “this is easy”
    Barbie: *dies immediately* “oopsie-doopsie, you drowned me ^w^”

    • @sydious_s_snake
      @sydious_s_snake 5 років тому +8

      @LongLiveHarryPotter7 It humours me that someone with a Harry potter profile picture made a comment directly below yours

    • @Trollamollex
      @Trollamollex 5 років тому +45

      "stop sending me to the bowels of hell silly!"

    • @delightfulhormones
      @delightfulhormones 5 років тому +15

      Mr o’rielly I’m dwowning!! ^w^

    • @brynnealeksandra7205
      @brynnealeksandra7205 5 років тому +13

      UwU you killed me 20x on the edge of that bush!

    • @Andre_APM
      @Andre_APM 5 років тому +11

      *FATALITY* uwu

  • @darthshowdown8473
    @darthshowdown8473 5 років тому +2641

    "Nevermind we'll just learn as we go"
    "Why doesn't this game explain anything?"
    This is the quality I watch Kevin for

    • @janaalmusa5446
      @janaalmusa5446 4 роки тому +5

      Do u know that u have 854 likes but no replies?

    • @janaalmusa5446
      @janaalmusa5446 4 роки тому +2

      And that means I was the first

    • @janaalmusa5446
      @janaalmusa5446 4 роки тому +2

      Am I making this seem like text? Yes idk why

    • @janaalmusa5446
      @janaalmusa5446 4 роки тому +5

      Oh and now u have four replies :D
      Ok sorry I’m going to stop 😔

    • @Ilivepuppys
      @Ilivepuppys 3 роки тому +9

      @@janaalmusa5446 Okay little weird.

  • @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
    @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 5 років тому +1758

    This is just basically Game of Thrones

    • @Super-zq3pn
      @Super-zq3pn 5 років тому +52

      The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens Bless our dear leader

    • @GentlemanGaGa29
      @GentlemanGaGa29 5 років тому +36

      ALL HAIL OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JIM PICKENS

    • @Adamvs100
      @Adamvs100 5 років тому +23

      All bow down to the mighty Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens!

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 років тому +19

      All hail King Jim

    • @therealdonaldtruth
      @therealdonaldtruth 5 років тому +22

      I’ve been spreading the good word

  • @mika2483
    @mika2483 5 років тому +2325

    always glad to see him playing little girl games

    • @feralhiker6816
      @feralhiker6816 5 років тому +63

      At least hes not playing little girls smh

    • @feralhiker6816
      @feralhiker6816 5 років тому +54

      @@mika2483 kevin? No, never. Kids wouldn't accept free candy from him.

    • @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
      @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 5 років тому +84

      This is a big boy game

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 років тому +4

      This is a Kevin game

    • @ellabellab0
      @ellabellab0 5 років тому +14

      I really wish he plays barbie and the princess and the pauper, I used to play that as kid and I remember it being great, I was clearly delusional 😂. And if you want to play something that is "actually good" I would recommend the Brother Bear one! But if he does that one I kinda want a full series 🐻 (no it's only about 2h so not that long)

  • @Aquaticdragon
    @Aquaticdragon 4 роки тому +633

    "It could be a dog but I'm calling it a chicken"
    It's actually a cat.

  • @allisonhardin1159
    @allisonhardin1159 5 років тому +705

    It’s strange how the more frustrated and miserable Kevin seems, the more entertaining the video is

    • @Dragonfire511
      @Dragonfire511 5 років тому +1

      Like with Vinny Vinesauce

    • @icollectstories5702
      @icollectstories5702 5 років тому +3

      But it's why we watch.🤷‍♂️

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 5 років тому +4

      Kevin's misery is life! That's why he's always so happy murder'n.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 5 років тому

      Ah, misery

  • @assassinning5340
    @assassinning5340 5 років тому +581

    "You need to correctly match a gem to a princess!"
    Kevin: 👁👄👁

    • @dean1641
      @dean1641 5 років тому +1

      😂

    • @assassinning5340
      @assassinning5340 5 років тому +3

      @@gingerspidey along with the music in the background that moment is gold

    • @danpryle313
      @danpryle313 4 роки тому +1

      BOOMP! {Error message sound}😦

  • @elfodelputoinfierno
    @elfodelputoinfierno 4 роки тому +1637

    "They look exactly the same"
    They are sisters. This heretic knows nothing about this movie-

    • @cutepaws1233
      @cutepaws1233 2 роки тому +20

      After 1 year and now 857 likes, I will give you your first reply on this comment lmao

    • @equus_ferus_caballus
      @equus_ferus_caballus 2 роки тому +7

      After 2 years and now 1.1k likes, I will give you your second reply on this comment lmao

    • @thisusernameisalreadytaken5132
      @thisusernameisalreadytaken5132 2 роки тому +5

      After two years and now 1.2k likes, I will give you your third reply on this comment lmao

    • @arabizaman8722
      @arabizaman8722 2 роки тому +1

      After two years and now...still 1.2k likes, I will give you your first reply on this comment lmao

    • @dianaizzy960
      @dianaizzy960 2 роки тому +3

      After two years with 1.2k likes still and 2 days after the most recent comment I will give you another comment

  • @robinvp7921
    @robinvp7921 5 років тому +363

    ”I found this dirty flute in this tree, i should blow on it!”
    No wonder shes so feckin high.

    • @Starlightbooper
      @Starlightbooper 5 років тому +4

      It was probably just a rotten stick or smth😂

    • @Samuelcarbajal57
      @Samuelcarbajal57 5 років тому +2

      @Ruger kincaid lmfao so frickin funny 😂😂😂

  • @sinner9192
    @sinner9192 5 років тому +563

    Kevin: I don’t know if it’s sexual or a ‘I want to wear their skin’ kind of thing
    Barbie: *yes*

    • @dylannecros3636
      @dylannecros3636 5 років тому +35

      Kevin is disturbingly unaware that it can be both, especially given his past experiences.

  • @emilythecrazedanimefan3664
    @emilythecrazedanimefan3664 4 роки тому +884

    "Why do I get all the gems??? Is it because I'm Barbie???"
    Almost spit out my tea at this.

  • @swivelsenpaier6135
    @swivelsenpaier6135 5 років тому +455

    What I’ve learned from this game:
    1) “WATCH OUT FOR BRUTUS!”
    2) Barbie can’t swim
    3) Throwing an apple at leaves will make a flute drop down
    4) Floating purple gems are in the forest
    5) “OMG she just LOVES killing herself!”
    6) Playing the flute doesn’t require fingers
    7) Monkeys will climb down from random vines at any moment

  • @roseofindigo7911
    @roseofindigo7911 5 років тому +508

    "Oops you killed me"
    Now if only every person Kevin kills could be that polite.

    • @exosproudmamabear558
      @exosproudmamabear558 5 років тому +9

      To our lord and savior Jim Pickens, everyone is polite and respectful especially when they die because they know their sacrifice is worth more than their cheap lives.

  • @rougeakane
    @rougeakane 4 роки тому +950

    Me, who grew up with this movie: “they’ve massacred my boy”

    • @DramaLlamaTheatrics
      @DramaLlamaTheatrics 3 роки тому +19

      Same! I also made the commitment of 100% beating this game. It took a year because I was an incompetent child with ADHD and bad hand eye coordination.

  • @gilbertiuz
    @gilbertiuz 5 років тому +826

    “I don’t know I’m lost” - Kevin
    We are too.

    • @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
      @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 5 років тому +2

      That's a feckin given

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 років тому

      Is this loss?

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 років тому +6

      @@jackbudi no this is Patrick

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 років тому +1

      @The REAL person! I was thinking about that exact joke as I wrote my reply

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 років тому +1

      @@jackbudi great minds think alike, as people say

  • @NamariCo
    @NamariCo 5 років тому +455

    Barbie: "Welcome to my mansion!"
    Kevin: "Get BACK in the dungeon!"

  • @Realisticallyliteral
    @Realisticallyliteral 4 роки тому +429

    Kevin: "Call the police!!"
    Barbie and the twelve dancing princesses: *is set in the 18th century*

    • @Kenfren
      @Kenfren 4 роки тому +28

      As we all know, there was no method for security for the nobility in the 18th century

    • @gavrochethenardier957
      @gavrochethenardier957 3 роки тому +16

      @@Kenfren well they sure did not have phones to call the police and I also doubt it was called police.

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 3 роки тому +21

      I mean..rowena, the villain was the king's cousin. So idk if the "police" is gonna believe a bunch of kids (the princesses, i mean kids and teens, oldest probably like 21) telling them the kings cousin is slowly poisoning the king

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman Рік тому +2

      Call the *18th century police!*

    • @justsomeone2391
      @justsomeone2391 Рік тому

      @@KenfrenI don’t think they had effective knights, like there is literally nobody protecting a literal princess

  • @speedbird1186
    @speedbird1186 5 років тому +184

    My friend: So what kind of videos do you watch?
    me: Oh gaming.
    My friend: Oh cool, CoD, GTA, Minecraft?
    Me: No, Barbie and the 12 dancers.

  • @deb13292
    @deb13292 5 років тому +420

    "Why are they dancing?" Game is called 'Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses.'

    • @fouryou2887
      @fouryou2887 5 років тому +1

      So she's in them!?😲

    • @ethan19quaife
      @ethan19quaife 5 років тому +1

      This explains nothing

    • @skeltheshapeshifter2697
      @skeltheshapeshifter2697 5 років тому

      @@ethan19quaife The entire thing is literally about dancing.

    • @ethan19quaife
      @ethan19quaife 5 років тому

      @@skeltheshapeshifter2697 youve explained nothing

    • @HoneyLambkin
      @HoneyLambkin 5 років тому

      @@fouryou2887 They are missing what they didn't realize was a crucial word in their title. It should read something like "Barbie starring in," because it's my understanding that in the Barbie Cinematic Universe, "Barbie" is an actress who then plays various roles in different films, this film being "The 12 Dancing Princesses." Only a handful of movies are about the life of Barbie the actress herself. Confusing that a fictional character is starring as other fictional characters in separate films? Yes, yes it is.

  • @tanyarodriguez4174
    @tanyarodriguez4174 4 роки тому +488

    As someone who has watched this movie at least 15 times, his confusion is hilarious to watch.

    • @olwynlamberti
      @olwynlamberti 4 роки тому +22

      15 TiMeS!??!
      Rookie numbers.

    • @kaybaiii
      @kaybaiii 4 роки тому +11

      I haven’t seen the movie in years and I can still remember all the lore

    • @tanyagholami4373
      @tanyagholami4373 4 роки тому +2

      i’m late but we have the same name

    • @tanyarodriguez4174
      @tanyarodriguez4174 4 роки тому +2

      @@tanyagholami4373
      Hehe indeed we do, greetings fellow Tanya.

  • @Borelius_Knits
    @Borelius_Knits 5 років тому +239

    Kevin: *Doesn't watch intro*
    Also Kevin: "WHY AM I SO LOST?"

    • @kewoshk
      @kewoshk 5 років тому +15

      Lol classic Kevin

  • @sirjames6779
    @sirjames6779 5 років тому +471

    Some Barbie games Kevin NEEDS to play now:
    -Barbie Riding Club (pc)
    -Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper (pc)
    -Barbie as the Island Princess (ps2)
    -Barbie as Rapunzel (pc)
    -Barbie as Sleeping Beauty (pc)
    -Barbie Sparkling Ice Show (pc)
    - and my absolute favourite Barbie Beach Vacation! (pc)
    Ngl these games were my childhood and I feel sad for just saying that but they were still solid games tho and I'd love to see him play them!

    • @lexa2310
      @lexa2310 5 років тому +24

      What about Secret Agend Barbie and detective Barbie?

    • @collindisappointing7298
      @collindisappointing7298 5 років тому +11

      Also that one barbie game where she had the magic paint brush (can't remember what it's called) I loved princess and the pauper tho! Best one in the barbie collection if you ask me.

    • @sirjames6779
      @sirjames6779 5 років тому +6

      Omg yes, Barbie as Rapunzel! Totally forgot about this gem! Still the best intro song for a video game!

    • @Tayaostayaos
      @Tayaostayaos 5 років тому +5

      I loved playing the Barbie as the island princess! Also my favorite movie.

    • @ambersaround952
      @ambersaround952 5 років тому +4

      I FORGOT ABOUT ISLAND PRINCESS THAT USED TO BE MY SHIT

  • @MocoteLocote
    @MocoteLocote 4 роки тому +402

    As someone that actually played this as a child, I feel intimidated by his gamer skills

  • @rx500android
    @rx500android 5 років тому +400

    "Watch out for Brutus"
    Oh no, it's Ceasar all over again

  • @hippoanonymous8841
    @hippoanonymous8841 5 років тому +1805

    without Kevin we'd all have a car-shaped hole in our hearts

    • @pumpkingreg6673
      @pumpkingreg6673 4 роки тому +64

      and with kevin we just get hit by cars

    • @siyotsistu
      @siyotsistu 4 роки тому +101

      @@pumpkingreg6673 we have car-shaped holes in our _bodies_ instead

    • @cherrycoke3273
      @cherrycoke3273 4 роки тому +7

      I wanna like this but the likes are at 420 rn and I don‘t wanna ruin them :c

    • @siyotsistu
      @siyotsistu 4 роки тому +14

      @@cherrycoke3273 well good thing for you because I JUST RUINED IT!
      😈

    • @Manjustman_25806
      @Manjustman_25806 4 роки тому +10

      @TOB you utter basterd

  • @sarahawesomesause1149
    @sarahawesomesause1149 5 років тому +788

    I have such vague memories of this game (for example: all I remember from the disk is that it was completely pink) and I think watching a grown man play it while making jokes about murder and drugs and just over all get frustrated the same way I did was simultaneously the best and worst way to have it renter my life. Also, I somehow still remember the reason I stopped playing the game in the first place; 5 or something year old me was too fucking stupid to understand how the game with the cat and the apples worked and I just kinda quit

    • @memnosyne
      @memnosyne 4 роки тому +22

      I also hate when he talks like that about major part of my childhood even tho that game looks and plays really bad...

    • @nikolinaninkovic6748
      @nikolinaninkovic6748 4 роки тому +16

      @@memnosyne UMM true, but do you know how mindblown by this game I was as a young gorl? Omfg I remember thinking it was the most beautiful and epic adventure ever, with "so many different and interesting levels" and all.

    • @n8i8c8k8i8
      @n8i8c8k8i8 4 роки тому +8

      I thought that since it was the 12 DANCING princesses, I would be able to use the Dance Dance Revolution pad for the dancing bits (ps2). I was super disappointed when it didn't let me.

    • @DramaLlamaTheatrics
      @DramaLlamaTheatrics 3 роки тому +2

      @@nikolinaninkovic6748 if you think this game is something, imagine playing this then playing through Barbie: the princess and the pauper. That game was a point and click adventure, but still pretty good all things considered.

  • @sencastro6860
    @sencastro6860 5 років тому +211

    Game: is literally about dancing princesses
    Kevin: wHY iS ThERe sO MuCh DaNCinG?!

  • @Amy_95
    @Amy_95 5 років тому +1198

    I hope he makes Kevina as a sims character, like some deranged Barbie or something (so basically regular Barbie).
    I think that would be interesting

    • @siyotsistu
      @siyotsistu 4 роки тому +42

      Kevina, the knock off Barbie!

    • @elmondo-s1e
      @elmondo-s1e 4 роки тому +6

      **Sindy fumes silently from 2007**

    • @Emily.Russell
      @Emily.Russell 4 роки тому +3

      I gladly will do that

    • @netisharasberry8042
      @netisharasberry8042 4 роки тому +8

      Kevina could be the LSD of call me Kevin
      ( LSD is from graystillplays by the way)

    • @KaiPonVisp
      @KaiPonVisp 4 роки тому +7

      @@netisharasberry8042 Don't you mean Ellis Dee, part of the Florida Man family? 😂

  • @Anna-sr4nx
    @Anna-sr4nx 5 років тому +208

    Oh god. I used to love this game when I was little. This was the first game I stayed up until 12:00 am playing. I beat it twice when I was little. I'm sure it's much easier now, but I was so proud of myself when I did.

  • @patrickkennedy7972
    @patrickkennedy7972 5 років тому +675

    The dislikes are the parents of the children who found this

  • @anthognome
    @anthognome 5 років тому +252

    "They're shooting out magic dust" This game is hardcore.

  • @amy-en3se
    @amy-en3se 5 років тому +414

    I remember playing this game every day after school, I didn't understand crap because it was in English. But still, good times

    • @m4tta
      @m4tta 4 роки тому +32

      omg same and I also thought it was a little scary for some reason

    • @seandiazslefteye2952
      @seandiazslefteye2952 4 роки тому +11

      matta I AGREE IT IS SCARY

    • @armitapj
      @armitapj 4 роки тому +4

      SAME!

  • @TheParadoxChemist
    @TheParadoxChemist 5 років тому +67

    Kevin yesterday: This isn't a kids channel, this isn't a kids channel. UA-cam dont demonetisation me
    Kevin today: Hey there friends, hows it going, my name is Kevin and this a barbie game

  • @wednesdaychan
    @wednesdaychan 5 років тому +169

    "I don't care about her father anymore"
    -Kevina 2020

    • @mashmesh
      @mashmesh 5 років тому +2

      Draaaamaaaa :O

  • @heidilizjohnson
    @heidilizjohnson 4 роки тому +75

    "Why are you making them all dance?!"
    Well, Kevin, Barbie is in the Twelve Dancing Princesses, we thought you knew.

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman Рік тому +2

      We thought she'd be, you know... Inside them or something!

  • @bananabull575
    @bananabull575 5 років тому +171

    you missed the perfect chance to say "my name is Ken"

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 5 років тому +15

      He did it visually

    • @BigDad138
      @BigDad138 5 років тому +2

      Missed a perfect opportunity to say "C'mon Barbie lets go party" at the start too

  • @ShieniLicksOnLemons
    @ShieniLicksOnLemons 5 років тому +139

    "yeah so what game do you think is the hardest platformer game?"
    "I'm going to have to say Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses for the PlayStation 2"

    • @saraholenik375
      @saraholenik375 5 років тому +1

      Mandela effect Barbie and the 12 dancing princesses... why would Barbie b in her sisters?

    • @ShieniLicksOnLemons
      @ShieniLicksOnLemons 5 років тому +2

      @@saraholenik375 well as Kevin said in the video after reading the game's name he suspects that she will murder them all and wear their skins or something...

  • @Mizuna27
    @Mizuna27 4 роки тому +84

    "I DONT KNOW HOOOW SHE GOT INTO THOSE 12 DANCING PRINCESSES" omg this was my laughter of the day

    • @Xeema4869
      @Xeema4869 4 роки тому +8

      Barbie's a lesbian confirmed

  • @phantomsushi2269
    @phantomsushi2269 5 років тому +96

    Man I remember playing this when I was little and I was so mad at how hard it was, turns out it wasn’t because I can’t follow directions but it’s literally just the controls

  • @TheYasmin211
    @TheYasmin211 5 років тому +403

    When I was a child that was basically the only thing I would play for the whole day, english isn't my first language so all I could undertsand is that Barbie was in some florest talking some alien lenguague ,it took me 2 monts so I could get out of that florest an than my game just restarted, after doing the same thing over again I get to that weird tample and would just walk around trying to get out of that fase and than my game crashed, that was how I lost 1 year of my childhood playing a Barbie game and not even gething close to finish. Now I'm seeing Kevin playing that same game

    • @boringsupernova4836
      @boringsupernova4836 5 років тому +14

      For someone who's first language isn't English, most of your spelling, and sentence-forming is pretty good

    • @ChristineNighting
      @ChristineNighting 5 років тому +4

      Mini :3 your English is better than most native English speakers

    • @TheYasmin211
      @TheYasmin211 5 років тому +19

      Thank you guys so much, I'm still trying to improve my english so hearing that from native speakers means a lot 😊

    • @Emu19
      @Emu19 5 років тому +8

      I had this same experience with PS1 Harry Potter XD I never finished the game because I had such a hard time playing it, and it was hilarious to watch Kevin go through the same shit. The weirdest part is I barely remembered the levels, but when I saw him play it, it was straight deja vu "OMG I REMEMBER THIS HOLY SHIT" It was pretty great tbh XD

    • @Nancy_boy
      @Nancy_boy 5 років тому +1

      Bless

  • @Jaclynn9
    @Jaclynn9 4 роки тому +269

    It’s 3am and I just want to sleep but I just battled off having a panic attack. I came here to feel better and Kevin, you delivered. I think I’ll be able to sleep now after watching you. Thank you.

    • @cobrahqueen6546
      @cobrahqueen6546 4 роки тому +23

      As someone with anxiety, I know how you feel and I hope you are doing well.

    • @lizz556
      @lizz556 4 роки тому +21

      I woke up from a disturbing nightmare and I’m trying to forget and calm down - I feel you and I hope watching Kevin’s videos helps :)

    • @drosophilamelanogaster3121
      @drosophilamelanogaster3121 3 роки тому +3

      I have axiety too, so i can relate. Hope you feel better now

    • @timaf4458
      @timaf4458 2 роки тому +2

      I had (and still occasionally have) this exact problem. Hope you’re doing well now!

    • @justaneddsworldfan2006
      @justaneddsworldfan2006 2 роки тому +2

      I've alao had this problem everyday, I hope you feel better and the panic attacks get better eventually

  • @fredherbert7920
    @fredherbert7920 5 років тому +304

    "We have to keep dancing if we're going to save father!" "Yep, that'll save father! Unlike calling the police, which would be absolutely pointless."

    • @madisonlucas4751
      @madisonlucas4751 4 роки тому +10

      I revisited this game a few months ago and that was the most absurd thing I've ever heard Barbie say. I made the same joke with my sister.

    • @meanangeI
      @meanangeI 4 роки тому +11

      i mean, this is placed in like the 18th century so calling the police would actually be pointless lmao but yeah, not sure dancing is a better option...

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 5 років тому +66

    That first minigame... oh my god this was JUST AN EXCUSE TO FUEL HIS IDLE BREAKOUT ADDICTION! HE SAID HE'D STOP BUT HE'S FOUND A WAY! GET HIM!

  • @flamingfoxx
    @flamingfoxx 3 роки тому +11

    2:47 Kevin that's nothing, the animals in the barbie cinematic universe are the eighth deadly sin

  • @frenchtoast6792
    @frenchtoast6792 5 років тому +135

    *I think Kevin's the only person I know to be able to kill Barbie in the matter of 50seconds*

  • @isaiahsarzoza5714
    @isaiahsarzoza5714 5 років тому +382

    Barbie: *falls into a crack too small to fall into*
    Kevin: "Okay"

  • @hanathekitty156
    @hanathekitty156 5 років тому +376

    The game being hard so kids can’t finish is so accurate. I literally couldn’t finish this game 😭

    • @AAAAAA-kz8ho
      @AAAAAA-kz8ho 4 роки тому +16

      I remember playing it and I could never finish the game 😭

    • @Emily.Russell
      @Emily.Russell 4 роки тому +7

      My little cousin plays that and it's so difficult for him

    • @naturazpolski9213
      @naturazpolski9213 4 роки тому +14

      Really? That was quite easy, one day and me-being-an-7-year-old finished it

    • @AAAAAA-kz8ho
      @AAAAAA-kz8ho 4 роки тому +12

      @@naturazpolski9213 but that last one where the cat had to avoid the stuff was too hard for 7 year old me

    • @tyrakristiansen7188
      @tyrakristiansen7188 4 роки тому +18

      I finished it but my dad had to play the game where the cat had to jump over obstacles because GOD DAMN that was hard

  • @peaches3515
    @peaches3515 5 років тому +224

    i never knew i needed to hear kevin say “barbie lore” til now

    • @lexa2310
      @lexa2310 5 років тому +26

      In the Barbie extended universe there are multiple different realities, each with their own Barbie.
      That is how in one universe she is a magical fairy princess and in another a secret spy agent.
      I am currently still waiting for barbies own "into the Barbie-verse" film.
      (Honestly though, it is crazy how many occupations Barbie has already had that no one acknowledgedes. )

    • @math3000
      @math3000 5 років тому +2

      @@lexa2310 she's basically child-friendly Johnny Sins

    • @peaches3515
      @peaches3515 5 років тому +2

      Alexandra Pippan bruh i know i recently rewatched a bunch of barbie movies on new years and it’s wild

    • @screech5325
      @screech5325 5 років тому +3

      @@lexa2310 Oh no no, in BCU (Barbie cinematic universe) Barbie is a movie actor as seen in Barbie: a Fashion fairytale and in Barbie: Fairy secret (those two movies are connected) that has been in the roles of these other barbie charactes. In Barbie : a Fashion fairytale you can see movies poster that ARE the other barbie movies.
      So in conculusion: Barbie is a big movie star in BCU.

    • @antitheticaldreamgirl
      @antitheticaldreamgirl 5 років тому

      @@lexa2310 the plot twist is that in all the movies barbie is actually the actress and all the storylines are fictional in the barbie universe too? like, she has different names in each one, etc.

  • @kaynfcker
    @kaynfcker 5 років тому +73

    "why is it making me dance????"
    the game is literally called barbie in the 12 DANCING princesses, kevin

  • @auroralennon1237
    @auroralennon1237 4 роки тому +53

    I literally played this game about 100 times when I was a kid and used to think it was AMAZING now looking at it now I'm genuinely confused as to why I loved it and that parrots voice is burned into my soul forever

  • @naitokamikazeyamashito8886
    @naitokamikazeyamashito8886 5 років тому +114

    Barbie: * touched something *
    Barbie: *GUESS I'LL DIE*

  • @SpongeGirlKitty
    @SpongeGirlKitty 5 років тому +213

    The lack of facial expressions on the characters makes this game terrifying.

    • @anonmous4468
      @anonmous4468 5 років тому +11

      SpongeGirlKitty it’s the Botox 😂

  • @MadiiPlays
    @MadiiPlays 4 роки тому +48

    "I don't need instructions I know what I'm doing.... What am doing..?" Had me sent

  • @Leo-Weo
    @Leo-Weo 5 років тому +70

    10 year old me: this movie is sweet awe
    18 year old me: This game is cursed.... I love it

  • @Farb_dk
    @Farb_dk 5 років тому +50

    When a Barbie game is more difficult than Dark Souls

  • @chloe5065
    @chloe5065 4 роки тому +39

    Kevin's unerring ability to find and play the shitty games that haunted my childhood never fails to astound me.

  • @kirianryu
    @kirianryu 5 років тому +308

    This looks like a friendly version of "Alice Madness Returns".

    • @babymallo
      @babymallo 5 років тому +39

      Omg I want him to play that

    • @Karin141622
      @Karin141622 5 років тому +22

      OMG, yes please. Or even better, the OG American McGee's Alice...

    • @joshmasterson5015
      @joshmasterson5015 5 років тому +7

      Always wanted to play that i hear the 2nd one is real intense!

    • @theays666
      @theays666 5 років тому +14

      @@joshmasterson5015and there's also a third one on the way! Called "Alice: Asylum", I have played the second game and yeah....I love it to death

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 5 років тому +4

      Yes, the original please. Although both would be cool

  • @jtaylor1084
    @jtaylor1084 5 років тому +126

    "I don't care about her father anymore!" Kevin, did you even care about him to begin with?

  • @southerngirl102030
    @southerngirl102030 4 роки тому +130

    I still have fever dreams of "Detective Barbie in The Mystery of the Carnival Caper"

    • @gioovannabp
      @gioovannabp 4 роки тому +4

      I'm scared of that game for life it scared me

    • @sarasthoughts
      @sarasthoughts 3 роки тому +1

      Just reading the title gave me anxiety

    • @darrelsam419
      @darrelsam419 3 роки тому +1

      I remember actually enjoying the game as a kid, but there were parts of the game that scared me like the giant slide sequence and also some guy being trapped in a box or something.

  • @jasmintretthann7041
    @jasmintretthann7041 5 років тому +71

    Noooo, I remember being so frustrated with this game as a child, because she ran so slowly!

  • @XanderScheyltjens
    @XanderScheyltjens 5 років тому +51

    I expected Kevin to start with: "Hey there friends, I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world"

  • @aidenputtroff7871
    @aidenputtroff7871 4 роки тому +32

    That look on Kevin's face when he is told to match a jem to a princess is priceless XD

  • @MyName-lh1tv
    @MyName-lh1tv 5 років тому +206

    This was my childhood. The books, the films, the dolls. Never knew there were games which is probably a good thing

    • @annolismyrene823
      @annolismyrene823 5 років тому +20

      Imogen Jones
      I played this game so much xD maybe its just nostalgia, but this was super fun and I honestly think I’d be able to enjoy playing it again today. Played the princess and the Pauper game too

    • @mckennaa3641
      @mckennaa3641 5 років тому +5

      I still play the games occasionally, this one, Barbie Horse, and Secret Agent Barbie. I'm sure it's purely nostalgia but I still really enjoy playing them once every few years

    • @hufflepuffgirl6794
      @hufflepuffgirl6794 5 років тому +13

      Princess and the Pauper and 12 dancing princesses were the best Barbie movies

    • @TheAstip
      @TheAstip 5 років тому +5

      Barbie movies were my childhood. Its weird since Im not very feminine nowadays but I still will watch barbie movies when I need comfort

    • @disoki_
      @disoki_ 5 років тому +4

      I used to play this game all the time😂. It is a bit weird but back then it was one of my favorite games and I would actually play it again just because of nostalgia

  • @aconcept1579
    @aconcept1579 5 років тому +82

    The movie version of this game WAS MY LIFE

    • @karley931
      @karley931 5 років тому +1

      SAME!

    • @Sentariana
      @Sentariana 5 років тому +5

      Oh, all the Barbie films are my guilty pleasure. They are just really relaxing and uplifting to watch for some reason. Maybe its nostalgia.

  • @mothiestman4995
    @mothiestman4995 4 роки тому +58

    Getting flashbacks to Barbie's Horse Adventure for the Wii. That game was the hardest shit.

  • @mysteryperson5716
    @mysteryperson5716 5 років тому +157

    “What is the point, I don’t understand” -Kevin
    I ask myself that question everyday

    • @secretlybees
      @secretlybees 5 років тому +1

      i like the fact that no one is having an interaction with mystery person.

    • @lexa2310
      @lexa2310 5 років тому +2

      @@secretlybees Because everyone agrees and they don't feel the need to add anything to it. 😌

    • @OptimisticNihilist15
      @OptimisticNihilist15 5 років тому

      Optimistic Nihilism. Search it in UA-cam

  • @Beeetlejjug
    @Beeetlejjug 5 років тому +184

    Soccer mom's listening to their daughter's tablet: *Wat eXcUsE mE*

  • @karmailita
    @karmailita 3 роки тому +20

    Kevin's face just after 9:22 made me laugh hard enough to cry. Made my night

  • @PrinceVinc
    @PrinceVinc 5 років тому +223

    “See YT, this Content is not Made for Kids!“

  • @reikakuze628
    @reikakuze628 5 років тому +357

    Me: *starts watching*
    Me: *realizes I used to have this game as a child*
    Me: *frantic search through my computer cabinet*
    Me: *finds game and pops it into my computer*
    Update: THIS GAME TOOK ME THREE HOURS AND I CAN GUARANTEE KEVIN WILL NOT HAVE A GOOD TIME! One of the mini games you do a total of 12 times and each time the game makes you listen to an explanation

    • @tss5320
      @tss5320 5 років тому +14

      omg yeah i remember being like 7 and spending days on this game bc i was so frustrated lmao

    • @reikakuze628
      @reikakuze628 5 років тому +13

      TS S
      I got stuck for way to long on the stupid mini game where you collect flowers with the cat and have to duck under/jump over obstacles
      Also I got lose, I got fucking lose in a goddamn Barbie game

    • @itsbashfulbasil5958
      @itsbashfulbasil5958 5 років тому +8

      I used to have this game too. I got so frustrated on some of the minigames though. My grandpa used to have to do some of the harder ones for me lmao.

    • @mothtornn
      @mothtornn 5 років тому +5

      i'm pretty sure that's the exact reason why i didn't finish this game when i was younger lol

    • @minzwaffel337
      @minzwaffel337 5 років тому

      I have it still too! Even made it run on my new laptop so I played it like a year ago again and it took me about 2h to finish everything xD

  • @flame4555
    @flame4555 4 роки тому +32

    he protecc
    he atacc
    but most importantly .
    kevina gets the flute bacc 😌

  • @cherry_bee8222
    @cherry_bee8222 5 років тому +86

    *Kevin skips the cut scenes*
    10 mins later: "what the feck is happening this game doesn't fill you in at all!"
    😂😂😂

    • @CrashperM
      @CrashperM 5 років тому +2

      sir_reginald_knickerbocker welcome to the channel sir reginald!

    • @cherry_bee8222
      @cherry_bee8222 5 років тому

      @@CrashperM oh he's my favorite lol 😂

    • @McDADDyK
      @McDADDyK 5 років тому

      It wasnt 10 minutes it was 2 seconds

  • @jspr49
    @jspr49 5 років тому +684

    Barbie, more like *bore barbirok*

  • @alexandralarson1099
    @alexandralarson1099 4 роки тому +44

    Kevin, This is a cinematic masterpiece you need to watch it ASAP

  • @zoe7467
    @zoe7467 5 років тому +123

    Finally, 34 seconds ago- "I accomplished something today... which is rare." I feel this too much.

  • @theartist3825
    @theartist3825 5 років тому +36

    I had this game as a child.
    The sound of that parrot hits memories I wanted to forget

    • @theartist3825
      @theartist3825 5 років тому +2

      I haven't cried from laughter in a long while, thank ya Kevin. Secret Agent Barbie, Cabbage Patch Kids: Where's My Pony, and the PC version of Bratz Rock Angelz are all cursed as well if you're lookin' for more pain.

    • @PoisonBird
      @PoisonBird 5 років тому

      The Artist As someone who had Bratz Rock Angels and this game, I agree. Pretty much all early-mid 2000’s Bratz games are cursed.

  • @kyoyaotori3016
    @kyoyaotori3016 4 роки тому +24

    When you actually need a deep understanding of the barbie lore to play and understand this game

  • @summercannon8238
    @summercannon8238 5 років тому +55

    God I remember playing this game when I was a kid, and that maze/hedge level used to Terrify me. I don't really remember why, but like I would actually freak out while trying to avoid the moving hedges

    • @yagirlsheila7705
      @yagirlsheila7705 5 років тому +1

      The hedge animals used to freak me out too

    • @Ori0987
      @Ori0987 5 років тому +2

      Do you guys remember that princess and the pauper game? That was my shit. I have the disc somewhere but I don’t know if it’s still compatible with newer computers haha

  • @sofbsilva
    @sofbsilva 5 років тому +34

    as someone who watched and enjoyed this movie when I was a child, I can say that this version is far superior

    • @berrybrooks1403
      @berrybrooks1403 5 років тому +2

      I watched it too when I was little, I think it was the only one that wasn't scratched so it was my favorite.

    • @STORMDAME
      @STORMDAME 5 років тому

      Wait... what! There's a movie? Nooòoooh!

  • @8Alicecooper
    @8Alicecooper 4 роки тому +19

    Kevin: *Plays Barbie in The Twelve Dancing Princesses"
    Also Kevin: "Why are you making them all dance?!"

  • @jsmalls9575
    @jsmalls9575 5 років тому +66

    I don’t need lessons, I know what I’m doing!
    1 second later: What am I doing?!

    • @emilyh.5676
      @emilyh.5676 5 років тому +4

      Basically every single video

    • @ArborParva
      @ArborParva 5 років тому

      That was even less than in a second

  • @righteousknighteous
    @righteousknighteous 5 років тому +95

    "Hey there friends, my name is Ken."

  • @hollyberryblue3642
    @hollyberryblue3642 3 роки тому +7

    Barbie movies: used motion tracking technology on classically trained ballerinas to get the most realistic dance animations they could
    This game: 8:45 *exists*

  • @shauntaal
    @shauntaal 5 років тому +54

    me: :(
    Kevin: anyways here’s a Barbie game I’m playing keep in mind I’m a 26 year old man
    me: :)

  • @harleyjem
    @harleyjem 5 років тому +71

    Kevin “I don’t need lessons I know what I’m doing”
    5 seconds later “WHAT AM I DOING?!”

  • @UmbraeNacht
    @UmbraeNacht 4 роки тому +53

    Barbie: "You've killed me!"
    Me: "Good."

  • @natelandherr5202
    @natelandherr5202 5 років тому +60

    *Has dancing in the title*
    Kevin: WHY DOES IT HAVE SO MUCH DANCING

  • @taylynhopkins
    @taylynhopkins 5 років тому +182

    “Why is everyone dancing?”
    Did- Did you not see the title of the game???

  • @firstdyad2678
    @firstdyad2678 4 роки тому +12

    “I don’t need lessons. I know what I’m doing.”
    “What am I doing??”

  • @kenzzzzie
    @kenzzzzie 5 років тому +163

    "Shes just so good at killing herself"
    Sounds like something my therapist would say about me